/cric/

the people have spoken
fuck off back to /rug/ kiwi runts

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/rug/ is literally infested with potato niggers. We are #1

we'll let you have it, probably the highlight of your weekend kek

the seethe is palpable here kek

wasnt root made captain just for the sake of it like paine after cook retired

Root 0 (retired cooked)

got usa and ireland in the filter. was going to chuck poo peeland in there but i couldnt bring myself to do it. unlike usa and ireland, poo peeland comes up with a good post once in a while.

aarrgghh

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>mention filtering a country
>straight away i see [+] pop up

lmao literally SEETHING

don't forget /^Trinidad and Tobago$/
you won't miss any actual trinibro posts, don't worry.

filtering anyone is the ultimate sign of submission

something fatguts would say 2bh

nah i like trinibro. he laughed at my posts last night.

silencing the weak is a sign of superiority . you will be next if you dont shape up, bucko.

it's not trinibro, it's clearly sebbo.

i will determine that over time

It's one Aussie and one Kiwi and they aren't making any positive contribution to the discussion of cricket and cricket related topics, only being obsessed over personalities and being confirmed anti-Irish.
We had some lovely threads earlier today whilst the cricket was on, and folk weren't mentioning or responding to such things as low-effort personality posting.
I'm not a fan of such toxicity and shall prefer to speak no more of it.

only a freshie can't pick it straight away, but that's on you.

>sebbo trying not to sound like sebbo
kek

>people who clearly aren't sebbo are sebbo
kek

only a literal freshcunt would jump to call someone a freshie so easily.

Thinking about the day's play.

youtube.com/watch?v=asbXXBM1fZg&t=1s

What's for lazy lunch lads?

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>it's clearly sebbo.

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>tfw woke up in the best country in the world

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For me, it's Sir Richard Benaud.

Jeremy Corbyn is a paedophile

based proxy user

He was a Future England Captain from the moment he appeared on the scene in 2012. Being a talented batsman and well-connected is what England look for in a captain for some reason.

The original sebbo

might go out, fridge is grim and empty

grim state of affairs in little old uk

Are there any pom boomer celebs that aren't paedos?

Thankfully Sir Bruce Forsyth will never be charged

well hes fucking shit

Reckon beefy probably isn’t a paedo
In fact I reckon he beats them up for fun in the dead of night

dont like boris dont like corbyn simple as

parky and terry woganpbuh

Reminder that Jimmy Savile legally died an innocent man.

>creepy moustache
check
>pom TV star
check
>knighted
check
He ticks all the boxes.

Poot

clarkson and may

Dame Judith Olivia Dench

wasted

Nice to see you, to see you nice

forgot my fucking reddit password

Nice to see you
(naked, my children)

>not making a throwaway every time you go to post on reddit

The original richo

He's far too boorish and tedious to be anything other than vanilla sexually. Probably thinks doggystyle is kinky.

The real question is what do you think of Dominic Cummings and Seumas Milne.

miss blanktrip desu

Business idea: go to random people in the street saying "Nice to see you" and deport anyone who doesn't respond with "to see you nice".

based on absolutely nothing
cummgod simple as

How many celeb paedos have conveniently died?
Saville, Max Clifford, Epstein
Makes you think it goes a lot deeper.

what if they're friendly tourists from the Antipodes enjoying the sights of merry England?

To dream that England grit down and bat the day out in true gutsy style
To know that they’re far too amateur and incapable of fulfilling the task set upon them
This is the dilemma of all England fans

Saville didn't conveniently die. People conveniently realised he was a paedo after he died, even though it had been an open secret for decades.

They should be investigated for noncery.

>thinking epstein is dead

oh summer child

Piers Morgan seems a bit paedo-y

this thread seriously

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I don't know why you say these terrible things about us. I thought we were mates and brothers.

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>the sun

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fuck up zachary

youtube.com/watch?v=lofgud4wLLo

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see the pom crowd react with nothing but sheer enthusiasm and adoration for a convicted child molester. Absolutely sickening.

youtube.com/watch?v=uTSlJbQXF7I

child molestation AND cultural appropriation
wait till reddit hears about this

you now remember this

youtube.com/watch?v=hAgAaaBwjik

SAME OLD AUSSIES
ALWAYS WINNING

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what's going on here

>Let me abos go loose, Bruce

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youtube.com/watch?v=xP5nhnSqTmI

ah thought it'd be something interesting, cheers anyway.

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BASED AND REDPILLED

...IF YOU STUDY A WELL MADE BANANA...

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>almost dollar for dollar with aus
basado

twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/209752161414950912

Made a fool of myself drunk again. Sick of this episode.

was grim when my vpn provider deducted the yearly payment in usd recently

time to buy boardies for summer then

fat neighbour is naked doing the dishes lads

flick his bum with the tea towel.

glad to hear Tim is home safe

LETS GO ENGURLUND!!!!!

based sebbo

based fucking sebbo

youtube.com/watch?v=ydAIdVKv84g

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Remember the last time who were this smug sweaty? ;)

You know a game is flawed when it's in England's best interest to play cricket for a whole day and not try to win.

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP

ah, that feels better.

hey pajeets i want to learn more about /cric/ket.
where i can start?

Sorry m8, cricket is a gentlemans game, it's not for your ilk.

Sorry m8, cricket is a game for intelligent, cultured people, which is why it never took off in the Americas.

youtube.com/watch?v=P5mtclwloEQ

Why is the captain always a Batsman? Reckon Broad should be England's captain.

Business idea: Khawaja and Bancroft to open the 5th test.

The coward Joe Root out first ball when his team wanted to save the match.

>not archer
bit racist lad

Bowlers are usually quick so they get sent to cover the boundaries. Captains need to stay in circle for changes and guiding Bowlers. Will be annoying running back and forth.

For me it's watching rugby while posting on /cric/ on a Sunday and there's NOTHING you can do about it.

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youtube.com/watch?v=k9_YKu6UNiw

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We need all the help we can get to laugh at England

oh I don't need an invite to laugh at England m8

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Why doesn’t England just try not being shit at the cricket?

Sunday set-up, r8.

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you say that but even this england squad wd beat any other on the planet at home e.g india. you pooskinned boy.

NZ would thrash you.

u watch your mouth sheepshagger. Not like u got much natural talent. Apart from root best talent u had was that alcoholic cunt with a girls first name. And for your top bowler, boult is average.

seething kek

>apart from root
is this pom sniffing glue?

Test

lool meant williamson not root. guess even williamsons tgat forgettable said root by mistake

Cricket

>light Yea Forums skin
>rugby
>ufc
>mac

maybe like a 2/10

cazz

Best

well YOU'RE certainly not invited over for BY cricky and scones

You invited yourself mate

ufc was fucking awful today.

Lad i was watching cricket when you were sucking milk from your mammas dick.

>ufc
Bit gay really mate

Heemtards please go

No you weren't.

Poor /nrl/ bogun detected. Stay furious Daryl.

Based sebbo

yeah it was garbage. heems a plenty on bellator though

for me it's discussing other sports on /cric/ and triggering pozzies

50 cm diameter. Fifty-fucking centimeters.

Does any one of you actually think you'd have a chance with me in the streets? Do you maybe think you'd dare to open your mouth, let alone look anywhere else than your own shoes while I grab women's asses and flash a back double bicep. Yep. There you'd sit, quietly, in your booth, with quivering lips, swallowing your anger. I, on the other hand, do what I wish, that is because of these biceps, that allow me to easily curl 45 kgs in a scott bench. These biceps give me the power and strength that you will never reach.

Well, now you know your place, little rats :) I just had to come tell you how the things would unfold in real life, where as here on the internet, many of you think you're tough and just openly troll without any limits. If you ever run into me in a bar, better stay in your lane, even if I take your woman for a test drive, without your permission. But don't worry, I'm sure she'd enjoy being with a real man for once ;)

You mad? Doesn't matter. I'm enjoying my life :)

4-eyed mma GF

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I do that on /rug/ but to trigger kiwis, it has its moments

no you don't.

Khabib smesh

Any lads watched the shinty today? Was exciting but women are always inferior to men in sport. Still fun though.

surprisingly, this is the post.

>went to sleep last night
>check score
>2 wickets down
>Roy at the crease

I suspect English fans aren't looking particularly optimistic about the morrow.

what's a shinty m8

Day 5 yeah?
365 runs with 8 wickets, anything's possible I guess but I doubt they'll do it. More likely to block out a coward's draw

Its like scottish Hockey with bigger sticks and more violence and bigger goals.

sounds like hurling

Day 5 wicket, not much chance m8

will they extend play today considering the amount of time lost to rain?

yeah, having said that the last won was literally a miracle win. how's the pitch holding up? haven't watched any since day 2

depends on whether england look like winning or losing

its alot simpler than hurling but there is an annual shinty vs hurling event between scottish shinty and irish hurling teams

whatever helps England win or draw m8, you know how it goes

They started that innings on a flattening out day 3 wicket mate, a fact which literally everyone in the cricket world besides myself seemed to completely overlook.

Neat. are you Scottish?

Camogie All-Ireland finals are on all day later today on rte if anyone doesn't want to watch the ashes.
Camogie is ladies hurling btw

yeah true. still based af though

hurling ay?

*hurls poo at you*
heh

Shinty is based and I love the Scottish even though some of them don't like me.

no one likes you kek

Well im actually manx but lived in scotland most my life

Both Mancs and Scottish are friends of NZ and welcome on /cric/ anytime, unlike the Ir*sh

Sounds like only plausible NZ tactic tbqhwy. Ya not great bowlers ya not great batters so howd ya do it? Howd ya get so far in world cups? Why you number 2 in the world? Dont get it.

awful post, Jesus, sort yourself out mate.

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reckon a certain monkey itt is trying to grab our attentions

Maybe it's fatguts imagining what a pom types like fucking lmao

well he certainly has mine

how'd you make that big blank post monkey-brains?

See you cant even answer for yourself. Said before NZ is the cricketing version of atletico madrid.

Answer what you moron

twerk mate

me after headingly
youtube.com/watch?v=DjZMhzGkghw
me now
youtube.com/watch?v=p12ZgSkxVLs

Fascinating stuff.

me after headingly
>shit music
me now
>shit music
i don't get it.

my first thought as well, the tbqhwy and "Ya" is him through and through

objectively wrong

grim songs

won't stand for this criticism of my song choices

is he even trying to hide it anymore

shit taste m8.

Did you somehow miss the question marks in my prior post?

good to know im dealing with idiots.

/heem/ is constantly seething, it's quite incredible.

Sorry I'll exclusively post generic and nondescript indie rock from now on

those songs are utterly garbage

It's almost like you have to be a complete moron to follow anything heem related

OK, I'll bite, cazz.
There are 3 NZ batsmen in the top 10 vs one English turd, Root.
2 NZ bowlers in top 10 vs one decrepit pom, Anderson.
So what's your argument?

Just finished watching the replay of Malinga's 4 in 4 against PooZealand lads, kiwi batsmen seemed to have intelligence on par with TIm "the brain" Paine:
>wonder what sorta ball Malinga's gunna bowl me
>definitely not a yorker
>oh begger it WAS the yorker damn....

>hmmm Malinga just got me cuz out with a yorker
>wonder what sorta ball he's going to bowl me now
>surely he won't bowl the yorker again
>aww shet it WAS the yorker....

>hmm Malinga just got those two cuzzies before me out with yorkers and now he's on a hatrick
>wonder what sorta ball he's going to bowl me now for his hatrick ball
>definitely not a yorker
>oh bledy hill it WAS the yorker....

>hmm Malinga just got a hatrick against my cuzzie brus by bowling three Yorkers in a row
>wonder what ball he's going to bowl me now for his quadtrick ball
>surely he won't bowl 4 yorkers in a row, that's against the rules
>oh shag me sheep it WAS the yorker.....

High IQ cricket right there.

bad post
good post

What would a monkey know about music

hello ya lads, I'm a likely new poster from 'ol blighty tbqhwya. howd ya do. what ya think? ya not great batters. also, based sebbo.

me before headingly
youtube.com/watch?v=q7DfQMPmJRI
me now
youtube.com/watch?v=q7DfQMPmJRI
better? Is this bland and inoffensive enough?

welcome lad

shan't be tolerating racist bullying of third worlders on /cric/ mate.

honestly based, wish you weren't trying to be funny

grim

now this is some good music

>posts bland inoffensive indie folk garbage
>calls Tool bland and inoffensive
kek seething

it's a bunch of undefined characters in unicode, which therefore won't display as anything. specifically it's u+000e06e1 over and over with normal spaces and line breaks periodically.

/cric/ is a Tool general.

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it was bland and inoffensive suicide music, that's the joke mate
and do you really think I listen to mexican punk rock when I'm happy

wasn't asking you fatcunt

>wasn't asking you fatcunt

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Frankly after 10sec of that, I don't care what you listen to at any time.

Also, Tool.

Do you even know who Nick Drake is?

>go to check New Zealand Cricket youtube to read all the seething Kiwi comments about Malinga's 4 in 4
>New Zealand Cricket doesn't even have a youtube channel

JUST

abos have a weird taste in music

honestly don't care lad.

ngl don't know who Nick Drake is

kek can't believe you're acting like an authority on music
never heard of Pink Moon? Aren't you supposed to be 30+ years old?

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it's exactly what sebbo/blahcunt does.
posts shit music on cric expecting everyone to go WOW THAT'S SO FUCKING BASED THANKS FOR POSTING IT UR SO COOL then getting all upset when no one does. wtf grow up mate.

kek seething

that's not Tool.

For me, it's Scatman John.

youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8

I only listen to Tool and cricket on the radio ama

I thought we were good at cricket, didn't we win the world cup?

me after headingley
youtube.com/watch?v=irq959oNVww
me now
youtube.com/watch?v=j0-DppU99t4

me after listening to your taste in music

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thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=5UXnulANF8g

me after /cric/
youtube.com/watch?v=5ClCaPmAA7s

blue sofa is a soft kino for me

just trash music mate

kekd

hue I think I like you now

me when I think of smith
youtube.com/watch?v=3K1vJ0r0ax0

me after the WC final
youtube.com/watch?v=pSx5BLaK10o

>Yea Forumstant's face after posting their taste in music outside of Yea Forums

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When did I mention england? And who you got there? you truly better than the pakis the ozzies and saffars? Tbh this era roght now is the nadir of several great teams including australia england and south africa. Be honest with yourself. NZ is just there because the good guys made room for you. yoi didnr force your way there. your players arent great. you have no smith no amla de villiers no cummins no anderson no rabada no philander no steyn no kohli the list goes on. your crock shite. your best bowler doesnt touch the best bowlers of south africa australia india or even england.

y-you too

oh nononono

I can't even read this rubbish. fuck's wrong with you mate

me after that filthy nigger busted steve smith in the head at lords
youtube.com/watch?v=cGJvkbKcnZ4
me after headingly
youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4
me now
youtube.com/watch?v=WmN_jNXOk-A

My home IP has been fucking range banned, WTF internode

>the lads don't appreciate my quirky Yea Forums tastes

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Youre in fucking denial. literally made 3 spelling mistakes. The 85 IQ poly nignog cant read.

GOTTEM

why are you so angry m8, what's happened

So why can I post from my phone connected via wifi, but not from my PC using the same connection? Unless it's only on specific boards

no idea m8, rangebans are fucking cancer

Nice try lad. Deflecting the attention away from your absolute mogging. Tbf i dont give you guys enough credit. Your batsmen often do average over 50 against Bangladesh

>lose to Australia
>get mad at NZ
every fucking time Jesus

nvm, it's just /vg/
Finally had enough of us i guess

did you post some naughty stuff mate

>tfw probably no one listened to my carefully selected songs

At least give the first one a go lads, it's quite fitting.

Yep I'm the same with /vg/ too used to post on /d2g/ all the time but haven't been able to for a while now

>deflecting everytime
the integrity of every great cricket team

It's a full range ban of my ISP, I didn't do shit.

got a 2 or 3 day rangeban on Yea Forums for repeatedly BTFOing fatguts once but it was worth it

/cric/ would improve exponentially if all non NSWelshamen were removed

All three of these songs are superb and well-crafted into a very clever post. I enjoyed every song, which I listened to in their entirety.

abc.net.au/doublej/programs/the-j-files/tool/11462480
Just saw this

first song sounds like they could be a decent band if future recordings are done outside of a tinny basement

this is the post

SQUASH all AUSWorms

won’t tolerate the seething kiwi criticising my choice in Mexican punk rock when I just lifted that song from repo man
youtube.com/watch?v=40X-_HSQtp4

shit taste lad, take the L

Burgers for tea I reckon.

a lot of negativity on /cric/ today, let's get it back on track lads

might have a listen

all you
fucking hate you you resentful bitter cunt

repo man is one of the all time kinos mate

woah

Yeah it's the best.

Touched a nerve I think lads

but hes right uno. youre a shit stirrer just like ur 70 iq poly friends.

Harry Dean Stanton describes the plight of modern society while going 110 per down the Los Angeles River ASMR

Put the bottle down and go to bed mate.

just fucking hate your guts, always acting hostile on a cricket general

judging by your behavior its you slurpin too much poly moonshine mate

You don't know me mate

>behavior
>moonshine
Yes ok hello sebbo

the seething kiwi?

Fight Club is a poor man's Repo Man

I'm not seething mate, quite composed actually

did somebody say based sebbo?

mate we all know you and not in a good way

Kek nice one, mate.

actually you come off as a bit of an insufferable negative cunt
but not as bad as sebbo who seems to shit on any form of recognised personality around here, fuck off you fat annoying cunt

Can't imagine I'd ever put those 2 words together

I'm the backbone of cric m8, you watch your fucking tone

kek imagine not saying "based sebbo" constantly

Nah I'm great.

>Ever been to Utah? Ra-di-a-tion. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense. Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year. They ought to have them, too. When they canceled the project it almost did me in. One day my mind was full to bursting. The next day - nothing. Swept away. But I'll show them. I had a lobotomy in the end.
>Lobotomy? Isn't that for loonies?
>Not at all. Friend of mine had one. Designer of the neutron bomb. You ever hear of the neutron bomb? Destroys people - leaves buildings standing. Fits in a suitcase. It's so small, no one knows it's there until - BLAMMO. Eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dead. So immoral, working on the thing can drive you mad. That's what happened to this friend of mine. So he had a lobotomy. Now he's well again.

maybe if you calmed the fuck down people would like you

I'm not the enemy here.
I support all of /cric/ in all endeavours.

A repo man spends his life getting into tense situations.

Do people even live in the obscure states like Utah, Wyoming or Idaho?

Mate seriously stop replying, you're embarrassing

ok lad I forgive ya

The fattest ones live in Arizona is all I know.

Dont mean up be rude, but I'm not looking for approval from alchy pom losers on cric at 6am. I look forward to your seething reply, which I shan't read.

mate if you think arizona is bad you need to see missouri

Youre doing exactly what im talking about whilst ill say in a calm manner that i disagree; its you embarrasing yourself with your silly outbursts. I cant see my embarrassment if this other australian fellow agrees with me.

>Credit is a sacred trust, it's what our free society is founded on. Do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia? I said, do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia?
>They don't pay bills in Russia, it's all free.
>All free? Free my ass. What are you, a f***in' commie? Huh?
>No, I ain't no commie.
>Well, you better not be. I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either.

you're pretty bad yourself mate

got a headache lads

Haven't seen either 2bh, just following the standard cric-approved sebbo is fat rhetoric

At least Missouri isn’t a wasteland desert

Drink some water

Ok we're all pretty bad and seething, let's move on

>shant read
okay youre not seething...

and its not just me its that aussie cunt too. we aint saying weird aggressive outlandish things. you are. we just reply to them. make me out to be some weirdo deviant all the like but we all know its a tactic to pull attention away from yourself. You spilt the milk mate. Neither me or aussie cunt are gonna drink it.

have been

reckon i have the measles

Has anyone got a good source of high quality pictures from the ashes tests? Looking for the stuff all those photographers on the boundary take

would you prefer jizz

Jeez got the meaz

nah lad only you ;)

bit weezy as well might walk near a school and unload my lungs

Smith is a fucking God man. I’m gonna ahead and claim he’s the best batsman to ever live...

based zachbro
really don't like this kiwi that often seems to be here days at a time injecting venom into everything hides under the cowardly cover of anonymity
It is pretty sebbo tier

gettyimages.co.nz/photos/the-ashes?family=editorial&sort=mostpopular&phrase=the ashes#license

glad ibwas your second priority

this
grim stuff
cant stand him

Why are kiwis so mean?

haha yeah ripper mate you just typed ashes into a search engine and gave me the url, classic stuff
You realise you don't have to respond to every post if you've got nothing to say? No need to be a smartarse

for me lads? top /cric/poster (after sebbo of course) is zachy. he adds something special to these threads that make antipodean hearts go "doki doki"

gettyimages.co.nz/photos/thanks?family=editorial&phrase=thanks&sort=mostpopular#license

for me it's the unbreakable alliance and friendship between zach and sebbo.
heartwarming.

really need the cricket to flush this crap down the toilet for another day

Based shitspouter working cric into an uncontrollable seethe

Would there even be a centralised source of the good shots? I guess each photographer just publishes the good ones with a specific newspaper

For me, Brett Lee is one of my favourite cricketers. Not for his playing but his sportsmanship. Incredible man. Jesse Ryder is probably my least favourite. Cunt.

they probably all work for sports journals and newspapers

why did you just copy what I said

did i? didnt realise

oi lads remember moeen ali HAHA

because they probably just publish the good ones with a specific newspaper

Manchester forecast?
Any loom?

Wasn't that what he said in the first place smartass?

No I added the adverb probably

so true

To denote supposition.

ilikesmoknlightnin HEAVY METAL THUNDER

....

BOOOOOORRRRNNN TO BE WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYIIOOOOLDDDD

seriously think this could be sebbo's NZ proxy

OH LAWD

Good job

Thanks you too

yeah decent chance
reckon he actually larps as commonwealth posters a lot and has been doing so for a long time, might not even be american who knows
but realistically it's just some other similarly annoying cunt1

dear god almighty what is that putrid smell

I know there's a UK and and Oz one, so its an easy assumption

Sorry mate, farted

Test

the incel pedo richo

what's your favorite TMS moment lads?

Transcranial magnetic stimulation?

You guys need to stop fixating on characters. Ive seen people do that and what happens... the character transcends... you get multiple people taking on this character and people accusing others of being it and then once people are replying to that, the original poster loses all ownership and tbe character is no longer his but a disease in the mind of that community; one that remains even after they leave. Sebbo or Zachy arent people. Posters post as them when and as they want when situations suit them. And thats your fault.

t. Sebbo

>Blow in thinks he knows it all
zachy is a person mate
and I'll get my friend to post a picture of sebbo because bizarrely posting it seems to result in a ban on most occasions

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characters this applies to:
Joshy, seething kiwi, Shitspouter
characters this does not apply to:
Sebbo, Zachy

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Isnt sebbo american. Fucking paranoia you start accusing other nationalities of being sebbo as if some individual comfortable enough to post ridiculous shit as his own nationality would try to adopt and put all that effort in to post as someone elses.

Youre cooked mate.

>Sebbo or Zachy arent people. Posters post as them when and as they want when situations suit them. And thats your fault.
so fucking true

Fat fingers typed this

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dont know what that means but okay

based blowie

YUCK

>as if some individual comfortable enough to post ridiculous shit as his own nationality would try to adopt and put all that effort in to post as someone elses.
He is literally on Yea Forums 24/7 and that is a fact
the entire star trek community knows and hates him, he's spoken about posting in /ausnz/ and almost definitely posts in /brit/ as well
don't underestimate the lengths he goes to to be an insufferable pain on the arse across Yea Forums

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enjoy your ban

Picture of sebbo mate keep up

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I posted this kek
Why do you keep things like this

I know hes a person but im talking from experience cunthead.

Suspiciously high trustworthiness rating

Next we'll having fucking Ireland in here giving orders

must've thought it was funny at the time
I've kept a few of my ban reports as well

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>big fat obvious scam
>audience FILLED with islanders

This, conditions were literally perfect for them to chase it down. imo they didn't even need Stokes heroics, they gifted away so many wickets.

Reckon I copped about 12 bans in the original sebbo image wars

>based sebbo exists in all threads on all boards
>based sebbo is not bound by the american flag but also posts using the flags of ireland, trinidad & tobago, the UK, australia, new zealand, and probably every other flag he can get his grubby fingers on
>he posts things supporting himself and opposing himself
>he never talks about cricket except he sometimes regurgitates things about cricket that he has learned from others
>rules 1-3 are always in effect, but feel free to whinge about him 24/7/365
holy mother of rent free

What are the best English cricket podcasts to listen to to hear the poms seething?

dont you dare say shit bout my mate ill give you a broken fuckin eye socket.

Terrified.

honestly my favorite part of the whole sebbo myth has been how it went from "every american flag is sebbo" to "every american and irish flag is sebbo" to "everyone is sebbo".

I'm not sebbo.

Every post I dislike is sebbo. It's more an adjective than a noun.

CHECKED

Notice how the "multiple" American posters all fucked off the moment these "Irish" personalities started showing up

Funny how bans used to come thick and furious when you made fun of him but that suddenly dropped off
Almost like he got the sack from being a janny kek

Very strange

Notice how these brainlets make these ridiculous assertions and never back them up with evidence

Made me think

What is "sebbo"?

>Broad and Paine in charge of reviews

keywees as usual are intellectually inept

fuck off sebbo

Also I can't believe he managed to get all those original drawings bannable for spamming/flooding, I can't even get the mods to ban him for posting based sebbo all the time
Very high chance that he was a janny

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You're drunk and upset Zachary, go to bed, well talk tomorrow

Has anyone even said you post under T&T? You're just outing yourself here mate

Hey I drew this. Neat.

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>Has anyone even said you post under T&T?
were you literally not here last thread you retard?

more like wealthy and sensible
hah gottem

No mate, I have a life and am not on /cric/ 24/7/365 like you are

See you proved my point. I dont know who Zachary is but youre putting this persona on me merely because i showed that NZ cricket is horseshit so you now have thos vendetta against me even though i wasnt even being spiteful. I was being nice and for no reason you suddenly turned and started being a cunt. We were getting on decent before then but you turned.

thought sebbo was only here 16 hours a day
reckon the myth is evolving again

Obese 40 year old monstrosity of Lebanese descent from Tucson, Arizona with a dog named Snowball

If Straffo can lose his job then what hope do the rest of us have?

twitter.com/Straffo/status/1170567401781415936

Zach please stop it hurts

Still not banned lads, very curious

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grim news

can taste the recession already

Christ this moaning pom blowie is doing my fucking head in

The day sebbo doxxed himself

Do any indian girls post about cricket? There's over half a billlion of them, surely some of them like cricket.

>Zach
Youre dumb fuckers. Im alchy locks. Stupid cunt.

The bet bit is he couldn't pretend it was some random American because he'd been posting these Indian facebook comments for ages

Doubt. Alchy locks has a different posting style

Zach please...

t. Sebbesity

He didn’t even bother deleting the post when someone said ‘nice dog mate’

not a big fan of the e celeb nonsense

Can safely say caucasian australasia is cooked and desperate. You aint the big boys are you anymore. More like bog boys. Self righteous retards.

I've fucked a few Indian girls. They post about cricket the same way white girls might post about football, ie they'll post some nationalistic memes, will know the better looking players and the most famous players, but have no actual appreciation of the game

Where can I watch cricket as a burger? Online or otherwise.
It looks entertaining.

That's a shame, it seems like there's so many indian men on the internet and all the indian women are nowhere to be found.

please watch our sport

What breed is your dog?

australian like you.

Based imposter

Imagine being a woman in India surrounded by those yahoos. Would you put your head above the parapet?

imposter to what exactly?

>stop personality drama
>I'm not Zachy
>who is Zachy
>I'm alchy Locks
Lad's a mess.

Try not to partake myself

>why yes i do follow e-celeb drama on my favourite Yea Forums sp sub how could you tell?

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Fakey locks

Trut is youre all messed up because you love these dumb characters so you can take the piss out of them. If zachy sebbo and alchy locks suddenly disapearred you wouldnt know what to do with yourself. The brits on here are far more entertaining posters. Aussies and kiwis just have this autistic obsession with the ashes and sebbo/zachy etc. Pathetic. Moat pathetic thing is when these posters claim they hate those avatar or trip fags yet they are completely obsessed

got there in the end
who the fuck uses the term yahoos?

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whats sebbo done now

Nah I like zachy, he's got character, goes to interesting places, good sense of humour and isn't afraid of posting pictures of himself here
I only want sebbo to fuck off and die because he is painfully bland and if I met someone like that in real life and he kept following me around and pestering me with his inane bullshit I would punch his lights out
If you really aren't sebbo you sure are acting a lot like him

kek at the form of that kiwi whose posts were all wiped from the thread
and yet even he is 100x better than the obese one from arizona

test

Well read people

Like Zachy but he hates NZ ;_;

why would that make you well read lmao

;_;

A good friend got banned again lads.

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Rice and curry for din dins tonight

>NSFW
kek

>NSFW
KEK fat cunt clutching at straws there

>Stuart Broad warns Steve Smith of brutal return in fourth Ashes Test
>• ‘Jofra Archer will be in Joe Root’s ear when Smith comes in’
>• Archer eager for round two with Australia’s top batsman
guys I have been away how was the duel?

I wasn't joking. Where's the game if there's one on?
Don't make me eat a block of cheese.

archive makes for interesting reading, wonder why sebbo deleted this thread talking about him like he's someone else

Well technically it depicts a fat man raping a dog

youtube.com/watch?v=ckbmclmlmN4

the /cric/ anthem

Sebbo made a sex tape with your mum?

proxy off and noose on fat cunt

Root and Denly. The most dangerous partnership

My mum died in 2015

what happened to the thread?

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Sebbo and Joshy. The most dangerous partnership

jannied.

So when did she film the porno with sebbo?

Who would be in the /cric/ XI for a /cric/ vs RoW unofficial test match?

Thinking we WILL win the test lads

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Why is that madoka thread dead

Because you cunts couldn't be arsed to bump it when we were asleep

was there a big night of ameri/sp/ or something
even that other /cric/ thread survived until the kiwi's posts were wiped

Listening to Lowlife

My /cric/ XI:
G. Cunt
S. Kiwi
J. Reynolds
S. Slegg (c)
B. Bla †
T. Bro
L. Cunt
C. Fan69
W. Kush
The Hue
Z. Bowen
I. P. Richo (12th man)

lmfao xDDD le crig XCDDDDDD.
.

haha look at my kfc bucket on me head so AUSTERLIAN SDXDDD: DD LOLOL

mate lmAO :d

cant wait for THE BIG BASH XDDD

Post yfw the score is like 250-7 at tea with Stokes still there

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>no M. Kaname
grim /cric/ XI

mfw

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xD POST YOUR FACE WHEN XDD LMAO FUNYY

>implyon

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fucking based
quality band
nu romantic era england was peak england

cut from the squad due to ankle injury

Lyon will take Stokes' wicket CAP THIS POST

She didn't.

ah of course. wearing heels for grigget is a curse

haha brooo0!! I FUCKING CAPPED IT LMFAO!!

yu lads cleared ya heads yet?
Big boy kush is a hell kf a surname

capped and KEKed bla

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XD NICE 1 BSA@!!!!!! LOL BSA LMFAO SO FUNNY

OHHHHHN IM A PEDOPHILE

times up for joe root

Lads.

xDDDD le lads LOL! alsfdZ@ ladfs!! lads!!!! lads!! LOL!

THE BOYS COOKED HES COOKED ABSOLTELY FUCKING COOKED
WEELLLL I TAKE MY NIGGER TO THE OLD TOWN ROAD ANNNDI RIDDEEE TILLL I CANNNNT NOOO MOREEE

Joe Root is notorious for being handsy with young ladies in hotel rooms. He invites them back to talk about cricket, then he emerges from the bathroom wearing nothing but a soiled white robe, his erection clearly visible.

No, it’s because Sebbo is not safe for work so that’s why he’s unemployed kek

XDD LE SEBBO :dd: ;DD ;D XD

no obe cares about abos cunt

MODS=GODS

xDDD so edgy fucking abos LOL they arent even human !@!! XDD

OH NO NO NO

You go keep that duquesne whistle goin llads

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LEL THREAD IS ABOUT CRICKET BUT NOBODY ACTUALY CSCUSSED IT XDDDDD

It’s still on wtf

GOTTEM

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Mate.

Based HAARP cancelling the test due to bad weather.

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reminder ireland will win a test series in new zealand before 2530

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LE BASED XZDDDDDD

Leavin to find my soul
told her i had to go
and i know it aint pretty
when two hearts go cold

Bring back ice cricket

youtube.com/watch?v=ckbmclmlmN4

for me, its this song

xdDDD LE BASED 90S NOSTALGIA XFDD

twitter.com/OOCCricket_/status/1170060839937818626

>Warner you fackin' cheat

Fucking gottem lmao

lol gottem LMFAO!!! XD

what a rascal

Not 100% sure about this Goosey retard posting lads

le lads xDDDDDDDDDDDD

Going to the game today, ask me anything

how many bongs and bings senpai?
i gotta work tomorrow
dont worry but I am not a tradie and dont listen to JJJ

WARNER YA FUCKING CHEAT
wooo

what's your chess ranking?

do you have a gf

LOL! so aussie MATE xd XD/. I LUV ME TRIPLE J XDDDDD BONGS AND BINGS LOL AUSSIE CULTURE YEAH MATE ;DD xdd LOL FUNNY MEMES
XD

sorry ill try again
When does the cricket start, friend?

le methMONG XDDDDD

LMAO FRIEND XDXD SO FUNE AMIRITE XDXD GAN BEED DAT DAZTE LADS SO AUSSIE XD

hard brexit
ban football
make cricket part of the national curriculum
remove inheritance tax
reintstatate firearm licenses
remove zero hour working contracts
replace the 40 hour working week with a humanitarian one
++massive internet tax
ban reddit
remove the monarchy. make islam illegal

Mandatory state enforced test match cricket.

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ok sorry
Does anybody know what time the cricket begins?

ban non-Commonwealth from cric

cant stand racism or xenophobia

No idea m8 LOL XD

i forgot

replace god save the queen with tool- sober

Where do I vote

Tim Paine has a small head.

8pm

Good post, except for zero hours contracts, which are objectively a good thing

fuck me that was cringe, that and his pirate grin when he got out yesterday

We're wanna-be cricket fans but have no idea where to start.

We have a detailed knowledge of sport in general, but is just insane.

Anyone have DECENT resources or videos for cricket or 5 day test beginners they'd recommend?

Thanks!

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youtube.com/watch?v=owI7DOeO_yg

Yeah reddit.
Fuck off.

Start with the Greeks

Would be advisable to simply not respond but he's too much of an egotistical meathead

Me again, resources educating on the Ashes specifically would be dope.

We know it's the ashes because that's what the Aussies took back to Oz after they cremated England years ago lol

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I do feel for him honestly, he has absolutely no way of combatting that kind of abuse
But it's entirely his own fault as well so

You mean check reddit?

I mean go to reddit/hoc and stay there you unfunny faggot leaf

Shouldn't have fucking cheated then.

please watch our sport unironically

read my second line idiot, swear to god you're fucking illiterate

Tldr

>cricket
>sport

>england
>empire

*be's a broad shouldered middle class englishman with an IQ of around 1208*

/cric/ party's Paki paedo policy?

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not sure why you would have this saved on your computer

Just saw it here

nigeria rising
bulgaria bulging
taiwan teesraing

Love pakis.
Hate lying little girls.
Simple as.

Mate...

twitter.com/ashwinravi99/status/1170390980547219456

I want to apologise for my cringy drunk posting last night lads. A fair bit embarrassed

We forgive you, that's what friends do.

You really insulted me 2bh

Glad to see Derbyshire made it through to the Brainlet Blast finals day. Should be a nice day out for them. Hope they make it through to the final, before getting destroyed by the mighty Worcestershire Sauces.

Bit late for an apology cunt.

Who will watch cricket when all the boomers die?

Me

Xd LE boomrd mrmr cdDDD

Just curries.

got him on the ropes lads

fuck sky sports

XDDDD LE CUNT LE BRITISH LE AUSTRALIAN XXDD CUNT CUNRT CUNT XDD HAHA XDD SO FUNNY LMFAO SO AUSTRALIAN SO BRIT XDDD :dd dDD DD LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DXFFF LE GOT HIM ON THE IOPRES XDD DROPEDS XF LMAFAO

The Chinese (once the game takes off in China)

Are you a spastic?

XD BLUDGGY CHINGS TAKING OVER US LMFAO!! XDDDDDDDDDDDD

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redpill me on this spergout

Obesitygoose simple as

xddd idS LE METHONGMONG FROM AFL XDDD

If Jimmy Anderson were fit for this series then Smoth would never have made a score above 10 and that's just an objective fact.

seek help

so true

what times the toss

who will watch the Boomers when all the crickets die?

No you're a tosser

Who will crickey boom when all the watchers die?

he was standiNG ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD
THE RAIN FALLIN ON HIS SHOES

SHE TURNED AROUND LOOKIN AT HIM AS HE WAS WALKIN AWAY

TANGLED UP IN BLUE

HE HAD A JOB IN SANTA FE WORKIN IN AN OLD HOTEL BUT HE DIDNT LIKE IT ALL THAT MUCH TILL IT ALL WENT TO HELL

There's no toss you FUCKING TOSSER

we'll have an ashes victory thanks

going to bed, good luck Aussie. get fucked England

nationalise all transport and utility companies
100% inheritence tax for all wealth above 5 million
abolish the monarchy
100% worker-owned means of production
End zero hours contracts
Maximum pay ratios of 20:1
Ban unpaid internships

Simple as

What about the gays

based

sounds like commie mischief to me

support homo marriage, but it's none of my concern
idpol is just a distraction from the class war

Where's my universal basic income?

Should head to Safeway before play starts.

Why not just print more money and make everyone rich?

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if you see her say hello lads, she might be in tangiers

SAY FOR ME THAT IM ALRIGHT though things get kinda slow
she may think i forgotten her.
tell her that aint so

we had a falling out like lovers often will
and to think of how we left things that night
it still brings a chill

luckily englands coming back to me today on the way to a 3-1 ashes victory

What happens to the niggers?

UBI is a meme that treats the symptom, not the cause of the disease
with fully socialised means of production, we can all share in the benefits of increased productivity without the need for it to be redistributed

going to go for a drive and listen to the cricket on the wireless

based australia

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what is he scheming?

bangladesh CRUMBLING under the weight of afghanistan

Shahzad isn't playing mate

get me a steak and cheese footlong on italian with cheddar toasted, no veggies please

what's a safeway?

Can you imagine being the British media and hyping up a Archer vs Smith "battle" only to have Archer get exposed by Smith
Still has yet to get him out lads

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he hasn't even got a pity wicket like Leach last night

>le 'footy lad' look
how contrived. sad!

i love it all except the inheritance tax thing
mans gotta eat you know

Why don't we just agree to a draw and have the day off

for me, it's not losing all hope until stokes is out.

Inheritance tax targets the wrong person - tax the recipient not the source

FOR me its XDDDDDDDDD

amiright4cnahrbos loll!?

get the neighbours to call an ambulance

be's is as legitimate a word in the English language as ain't

this guy is attacking all of our memes, what do we do bros?

LMFAO SO TRU BRO!!! XD

>already 3 for 18

Looking pretty grim ey pommies

XD SO GRIM LMFAO XDDDDDD POMMIES XD LOL!!!!!!!!!

Who can help this poor girl?

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>3 for 18
Never understood aussies desu

tell him Fremantle and Fyfe are shit

Reminder Lyon will retire with more test wickets than McGrath, at the elite average of 33.47

Already dreading a hard-handed drive from Roy edged to Warner and then Stokes trapped lbw first ball

Looked like was checking out Mel Jones then
Wickets are more important for both sides so it stands to reason the measure for the tally is X wickets lost for Y runs
Fielding side, wants them, scoring sides wants to keep them

Does Stokes usually go LBW? Thought it was more caught

Looks like Wade*

No.
The batting side are trying to get runs at the expense of wickets.
The bowling side are trying to get wickets at the expense of runs.

You guys use mph for some retarded reason, don;t try to take the high ground here.

Can't score runs if you don't have wickets in hand lad
so yes, wickets are more important for the batting side, just that they don't want to lose them

True but that's not how the nightmare went last night

good start

Can't believe Paine didn't review. Langer must have put the boot into him.

REVIEW IT

That doesn't justify putting the score that way round.

>Paine not wasting a review
What bizzaro world did i wake up in today

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Yes it does, because fielding side wants wickets as well. It allows the scorecard to be read perfectly fine for both sides

apparently my aunt wanted me to be circumcised but my mother decided against it

Honestly think the coward Root gave his wicket on purpose just to end it faster.

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>read perfectly fine for both sides
haha aussies so dumb they can't understand it if its the other way round

It's weird to think about how lesser cricket nations had players like McCullum, Dhoni, Sangakarra, who were wk/batsman and were the absolute heart and soul of their side for ten years, and then how Adam Gilchrist was better than every single one of them. And he was like, Australia's fourth or fifth best player at his time.
Truly brings to light the true patheticness of other nations

>when a bowler gets 5 wickets we call it a ferfive

Nah don't think so mate.

Think both captains should be allowed to make deals at any point during an innings

For example Australia could pay for two wickets but it would cost them 120 runs

Honestly think the Coward Root and Coward Paine need to be hanged publicly in Trafalgar Square after this Test Match

agree

why would an aunt be in the conversation about about a baby's circumcision?

englsih people call wickets sticky wickys haha

Wasn't here last night lads, did someone repost my kino OC when Paine pissed away all his reviews and yet again was left stranded when a plumb LBW decision didn't go his way?

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Reminder Cummins will best test captain in two years

Jews

Jason Roy is schooling Cummins here.

Fuck off, I am not apologising for that

>letting Roy reach double figures
Bit grim tbqh, might head of to bed as it seems like England have this in the bag now

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The assassination of emglands ashes hopes by the cowardly joe root.

Gilchrists average was inflated by an abnormal amount of not outs. normalized his average would be 33.5

brainlet.

>2/22
You guys probably aren't old enough to remember this, but there used to be a guy who did funny voices like the cricket commentators. Ask your step-dads about it

the scores are chewchewchew... chew for twenty-chew.

need a wicket an hour to win lads

Is there one of these for Root yet? What would it be?

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Someone @ me when the f1 is about to start.

You're thinking of Michale Bevan in ODIs

My penis stand when your vision.

Just remove Warner and Root both are cooked and rooted and roasted and toasted and booted and floated and flustered and busted and fucked and cucked muted and pooted.

Warner is going to be dropped for the last test right? RIGHT?

chaturbate.coom/best_new_account/

>You could have got out for more than 50 but less than 100