/nfl/ general - - patswinlol edition

we still believe....

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The last time the Pats took a chance on a multiple time Pro Bowl receiver with character issues, Randy Moss worked out pretty well for them, 18-1 notwithstanding.

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We’re going to have TWO infinity gauntlets filled up with rings when it’s all said and done.

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official thread music

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>we

My name is going to be Brady’s Eleventh Ring before it’s all said and done.

>a drug addict
>a diva
>and a geriatric man with a noodle arm
>WWEEEEWWW LAD JUST GIVE US THE OWL
Bill bit off more than he can chew and this team unironically misses the playoffs
cap this

serious question: should i just sign gronk to my fantasy team right now?

I would absolutely stash him on the bench at this moment.

Well I got Gordon in the 10th round so I'm just looking at the upside.

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I see people bringing up the Moss comparison and I don't see it.
Outside of them just being completely different receivers, Moss was cocky, but he was also old and had something to prove when he signed for the Pats.
Brown is an egotistical dick head, who still believes he's the best WR in the league currently.

>getting outsmarted by ANTONIO BROWN
The Raiders are the most incompetent team in the league

>AB
>WR2
it's almost like you've already forgotten the literal crybaby whining and literally quitting on the team when he didn't get the targets he wanted in Pittsburgh

tyreek hill beats his son and wife

They should be more patriotic then If they do that he will never beat them.

Moss was 30 years old when he joined the Patriots and twice the receiver. Brown is 31 years old and twice the drama

>not realizing that Pittsburgh is a magical WR factory
>Every WR that has left Pitt has turned to shit outside of the steelers system
>plexico, martavias, soon-to-be-brown

> Patriots history with troubled WRs
> Moss 2007 SB loss to the Giants
> Ochocino 2011 SB loss to the Giants
> Brown 2019 ?

I made a good post itt and I didn't receive a (You) for it, I'm hoping this someone recognizes it and changes this quickly

saving the shit out of this webm

yes

Like he did with Ochocinco and Michael Floyd?

Ochocinco was too dumb to learn the playbook.

Ochocinco's wonderlich was higher than AB's.

>Gronk is back
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i forgot the panthers existed

Is GRONK really back?

Chiefs cut him and Pats sign him the next day and brag about it

>win superb owl
>add top 5 WR to the roster with the GOAT QB
I'm sick of this team. I quit NFL. It's XFL for me now.

Antonio was a ben-baby. Anyone who has watched AB's career knows this, and is laughing their ass off at the pats right now.

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Face it, he is the only one who can stop them.

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Gronk lost a ton of weight and looks like a DYEL vegan now. I'm not sure how he's going to return unless he trains and bulks up again, which would take the whole regular season to do.

But Brady is better than Ben

Benched week 5

>what are anabolic steroids

>DYEL

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I’ve never seen /nfl/ general get so slow after such big news. Lighten up faggots the season is just beginning. Antonio brown will most likely chimp out and everyone with an IQ above 100 knows gordon is going to piss positive

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AB built a career from memorizing routes with Ben over the course of a decade. With any other QB, he is trash.

I think it was an act and he was never really chimping
Do you think BB would take in such blatant cancer without hesitation. You're all getting played.

Even if he does nothing, Brady will easily scheme guys wide open while AB's double covered

the funny thing is that NE is probably going to run the ball more than any other team in the NFL

with a new QB, you can just leave AB completely alone. Don't even waste a defender on him. He'll set a record for dropped passes - cap this.

Muscle memory. Combined with top tier genetics and he could gain that weight back in 4-6 weeks

Not a Patsfag but you sound like a coping Steelers fan. Just accept the misery

Starfire is so fucking hot. She gave me my first boner when I was like 5. I hid under the blanket and pretended she was mommy and I was the baby in her stomach (the blanket). Fuck..

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Eagles get exposed tomorrow by the redskins, cap this.

>AB gets shitter-shattered because he's not getting enough looks or because Brady's not able to get him the ball the way he wants it and starts calling him out to the press and on social media, gets benched or cut
>Gordon relapses because of course he fucking does
>Demaryius Thomas is Demaryius Thomas in 2019
all of these things are far more likely to happen than "hurr durr dream team 19-0"

He'll just do what everyone else does and roid

>implying
AB produced with Landry freaking Jones at QB
He didn't produce with Vick but Vick was also 35 years old, hastily signed in his last season in the NFL, and didn't know shit.

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>produced with landry
citation needed

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>It was an act
>I can't imagine he'd be reinsttaed if not totally clean this time
>Still a good #3 receiver
It's fucking over

Gronk is coming back.

are the Patriots the most entertaining team in sports history whether you like them or not?

>dall-ass
When is Texas's next mass shooting?

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RSAEB

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>first throw by Brady to Brown
>Brady unintentionally throws it at mach 5, because he's used to laser focused spirals to his receivers
>the ball hits Brown right in the face and drills all the way through the back of his skull but thankfully Edleman is back there to get the ball to get the reception and a 1st down
>Brown is dead on the field. Carted off with a hand on hip head tilt from Kraft to Brady
>"Tom! That was my new toy!"
>"Sorry Krafty! I'll buy you a few rounds of massages in Miami during the bye week to make up for it!"
>"OK! I mean he's just a nigger ball catcher right?!"
>laughter ensues and the game goes on while some minority untouchables scrap the chunks of viscera off the turf

Just another day in the NFL.

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How mad is /nfl/ going to be if the Patriots go 19-0 and not only plow through the Nick Foles led Jaguars in the playoffs, not only the Pat Mahomes led Chiefs in the playoffs, but also crush Eli Manning's 9-7 Giants in a shutout in the superb owl? Crushing all meme resistance.

Would you just give up and kneel?

If all these things do happen, the Pats at worst will be 12-4 with their defense.

>jaguars in the playoffs
wut

how much will patsfags pretend to not be football fans when the pats go 7-9 this year?

will edge to this later
based

Michael Vick played 3 games for the Steelers and threw 21 total passes to AB as a backup QB in his final year after Roethlisberger was hurt.

This is how far they need to stretch. This is how desperate and afraid the rest of the NFL is.

what happened to all the browns hype

disgusting also Raven is hotter

I'd like to see a 19-0 team. If you're going to kick everyone's ass at least make it historic. I hated last years Pats because they were still shitty but the rest of the league was retarded

AFC South is a tire fire, Jags have a top 5 defense

was planned since the oakland trade happened lol. no way the steelers were gonna deal with the pats or any other contender

so they'll be in the same place they were last year when they won the Owl?

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week 1 is a meme. who are your meme picks?
for me it's giants over cowboys

everyone wised up.

see:

Steelers over Pats. Browns not playing yet and they're coming in super salty

AB is more likely to end up like Ochocinco than Moss.

>Can I see a hat wobble? And a flarhgunnstow?

the bears are legit dangerous

>Patriots have given Tom his best stable of weapons ever, period
>old bay nowhere to be seen
>Drumpf on The precipice of impeachment
this day keeps getting better and better

Yeah but I drafted him and OBJ so as long as they generate on the field…

Neither Ochocinco nor Moss joined the Pats after putting up the numbers AB did last year

lol wtf

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Saved to fap to later when I get drunk and high

all they need is an average qb

sad

Ochocinco was already past his prime when he signed in NE. The risk is totally different because with Brown he might not play at all.

Is AB, dare I say, based?

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Pants over Rasm

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7 is a number. Ask around.

How mad will you be if Kyler Murray experiment works out?

how is this even legal?

You may not want to hear it.

You may not want to admit it.

But Oyster is better than Tayne.

how many playoff wins do kirk cousins, matthew stafford, and mitch trubisky have in total?

Kek

This is gonna be an amazing year

AB got his bag, now he'll get his ring

The real question is, how the fuck did he have this material so fucking fast?

Aaron Rodgers is the GOAT QB and it's not even close.

Not worried. Belichick will whip him into shape by just saying the words “six rings.”

Quit making new trips, I’m tired of having to filter more and more

>Drumpf on The precipice of impeachment
You guys have been spamming this for like 3 years straight now. It won't be any more true 4 years from now.

This dude played us

that's literally my point
When Moss signed with the pats it felt like his last chance
AB is still considered elite in just about every metric

the guy looked pretty bad last night. looked old

SO what do you think the Pats will do for a guy who was elite as fuck with inferior QB/coaching?

trubisky is a scrub

>replies to self
>will now insist that he’s not samefagging

Is the Packers offense bad or is the Bears defense good?

He's 100% the most talented QB of all time, but greatness is more than just talent.

t. Packer homer

We gettin cootoe filled iced toe Antonio. Whatever... GRONK WEEK 16.

That's because 4 years from now Elizabeth Warren will be our president.

>new
The dude has been posting template brady, "I had to get this sixth finger attached for my sixth ring" posts for almost a year now.

Yes

>>Patriots have given Tom his best stable of weapons ever, period
Moss and Welker were still better
>>Drumpf on The precipice of impeachment
No

Both.

ELeventh finger is a copycat who’s mad at the pats

It's almost like somebody knew this would happen days ago

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>tomlin
>inferior coaching
think about how long Tomlin kept this crack head calm
I have WAY more respect for him now that AB is released into the world

Quit reusing old trips then

She has no chance. They'll just bring up her history of ridiculous racial appropriation and destroy her pathetic campaign.

what the fuck
was this all part of a long con?

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This was an act to get to the Patriots. Don't fool yourself

>implying

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Did Bitchknees make another trip? How autistic can one person be

insanely based. shrimpdick cucks are the only ones that hate him

I’m not scared of this patriots team like the rest of Yea Forums. FUCK TOM BRADY, FUCK BELICHICK, FUCK ANTONIO NIGGER BROWN AND MOST IMPORTANTLY GO FUCKING RAMS! 19-0 incoming from the NFCW cucks!!!!

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Beli did this just to fuck with the Steeler organization. Tomlin done.

It was the first game of the season when Rodgers hadn't played a snap in preseason, in a new offense against an elite defense.
And they still did enough to win the game

>The AB situation will make people forget that Tomlin still doesn't do anything but clap on the sidelines and teaches no discipline as his players gets 10 flags a game

But hey, he handled AB right?

>apologized like a bitch trying to keep his job until he learned his guaranteed money was gone
keep believing in conspiracy theories, Kraft and Bill are just smart

Who is that going to convince to vote against her? You really think that the woke SJW types are going to switch to trump because of that? kek.

not him but why do you find something like this so farfetched

He dialed up his shit to 400% to leave the gaydurs

Welker's prime in the regular season was fantastic, but he didn't step up in the post season like Edelman has.

>Kraft and Bill are just smart
If they were smart they'd only take him if they knew he was bullshitting

kek, trips confirm.

trying too hard, and I like Goff

so fucking what retard. would you stay at a job where all your guaranteed money was taken away? oakland got cucked and butthurt and lost multiple picks in the process. laughingstock org

that was epic, more like BASEDy

if he was planning to get released all along, why bother with an "emotional" apology, he backtracked because he didn't want to lose his money.

Imagine being this delusional.

You can't go all-in, you've got to make it at least a little believable

do you even understand what I was talking about?
>cucked
>butthurt
>retard
oh you're 11 and don't have any reading comprehension, fair enough

No because he wasted an entire off-season and didnt get paid for it.

He's not gonna do shit for the pats. Theres no role for him.
Hopefully they have no guarantees

brady is a bears killer

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what I imagine happened was after he learned he was going to lose his guaranteed money, he asked for a release and then the pats got in touch, at most maybe the pats contacted him during his meltdown and the suspension talk.
Outside of the memes I don't think for a second this was his plan all along

>brady breaks his femur against steelers week 1
cap this

Hey there user, I recently just had another finger surgically reattached to my left hand so now I can wear even more rings. If you hate me and my team so much, why don't you try and actually beat us in the Super Bowl?

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keep crying bitch nigger

>then the pats got in touch,
You think they were that quick to determine he wasn't crazy?
>at most maybe the pats contacted him during his meltdown and the suspension talk
That's tampering

Trumpfags go back to /pol/

>brady breaks his femur against steelers week 1
>NFL moves to enact stricter penalties for sacking the QB
Did you forget that $$$$ talks? Please try to make your predictions realistic.

Fuck you

Stay mad.

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ab isn't smart enough. pats talked him every step of the way including calling the gm a cracker

I know you want to believe there’s a Pats conspiracy here but there isn’t. AB is broke. He can’t manage his money. He is very mentally ill. He likely owes people a lot of money. He freaked out about his money for this reason. He issued a bullshit apology to try and keep his money, the tears were an act. Once he realized that he wasn’t going to get the money he needs he did what he could to get out and gambled that a team would pick him up so he could get money. It has nothing to do with him really wanting to be on the Pats and masterminding this whole thing. You are giving this narcissist too much credit.

My feeling is that the Patriots only contacted him during the trade negotiations with the Steelers and Bill told him that if he managed to make himself a FA they would sign him for 9/15. No way the pats are going to risk tampering when their current squad was already super bowl bound

NFL IS BACK BOYS

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This is true. The league does everything it possibly can to tilt the game so that Brady wins.

>bill, tom and nino came up with this plan over the summer in the hamptons

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gUNNER HANDLES RETURNS?

I love me some GUNNER LOL

Can't blame a man for being friends with the GOAT

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Whats that? You need a young QB on the giants with a slight tism' face to beat the 18-0 patriots in Miami during the superbowl?

Daniel Jones, AKA Eli Manning 2.0 here.

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Its like they only draft a quarterback based on how ugly their face is.

I think the pats have been known to take chances on troubled players before, personally I think they're in over their heads atm but darth Bill usually knows what he's doing.
>requested release and signed in the same day
>that's tampering
you don't say

It's New York that's the whole city.

It's cool Antonio don play a lick Pats win all. This is just fun

Gunner is practice squad?

Anyone else kinda like AB after all of this? What a fucking chad

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They need to move 16 million of cap space. Gunner doesn't do that.

You deserve it for getting rid of based smeth

The fucking madman.

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>bitch nigger
My team isn't even in the same conference as the pats
you sound very upset, do you need a bottle or something?

>darth Bill usually knows what he's doing
Yes. he does. That's what I'm trying to tell you. It was planned out for days at minimum

>you don't say
They can't contact him until he's released if any discussions took place before that, it's literal cheating.

Who am I watching tomorrow again?

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Pats-Stoolers on SNF

>Patriots
>Cheating
but user that's unheard of

i'd rather have Gunner desu. These niggas bogus.

reminder that he did nothing wrong

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I'm watching Baltimore

absolutely and he'll more than likely make it work, watch. and even if he doesn't it's low risk - high reward, pats are competing for an owl with or without the dude.

We got Smith amazing QB money all guaranteed with the Red Skins before his leg went out.

He might not be playing, and we might have sent him to the redskins which is my biggest regret in all of this, but he's still getting paid.

The Redskins fully guaranteed Smith $55 million upon signing, including a rather large $27 million signing bonus. All told Washington paid $40 million of that guarantee in the first year of the contract. The $15 million that remains will be paid in 2019

Why are Boomers so obsessed with Football? My father will religiously watch College Ball well into the night, alone, for teams he doesn't even care about.

>why do people have hobbies
>why do people enjoy things

>why do people have hobbies
>why do people enjoy things

If you don't watch the pats v stoolers, you aren't watching football.

Everyone likes football, boomers like baseball.

looks like the nfl hired the nba's writers in the offseason

AB is the smartest man alive

>why do people have hobbies
>why do people enjoy things

>Why are millennials so obsessed with gaming? My brother will religiously play well into the night, alone, games he doesn't even care about.

Brady looked weak at camp? Kraft don pay money like this.

>Stoolers snap Bradys femur
>AB bitches and moans and is an overall cancer about having a backup instead of the GOAT
>pats implode
this is the best timeline

>implying zoomers play games
No, they watch other people play them. They're called "streamers" and yes they'll watch them late into the night
>instead of actually playing the video games

This all sounds too good to be true. I don’t expect the patriots to steamroll everyone like you might expect

KC @ Jags might actually be fun

Glad to see the NFL social media team is here.

>FOXSBOROUGH

Thanks but I'm from Yahoo…

How exactly do these stats present the need of revitalization dumb fuck?

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college football sucks man

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NCAA here

cute boy. What's his name?

>literally complaining about football in a football thread

leave the children and women beaters to me

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STOP ENJOYING THINGS

Brady even with Brown still won't crack 4000 yards or 25TDs

that cunt from Tennessee ruined Vince/

Phil

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leave the child molester to me

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Any low-body shots? Gotta scope that packaging. You know the drill.

If only he had a good quarterback throwing him the ball instead of an old guy who wasn't even good enough 20 years ago to get drafted sooner than the 6 round.

your eyebrows suck

>Thinking Brady will throw to Brown
I'm just wondering how long it'll take for him to chimp out because the Patriots are using him/Gordon/Thomas to get all the attention of the defense while James "Supremacy" White tears it up in the middle

Go home cliff

What the heck does that mean user
You like MEN user?!

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Everybody should only like what I like
If anybody likes anything that I don't like that's wrong and I'm scared of it.

Gib Bill Beli a Vince ywang. Fuck you god damn Chinese republic...

>thinking wonderlic is valid

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>toes covered
>bulge covered
what the FUCK am I supposed to do with this ??
I appreciate the shaving job tho

>last night
You mean almost 3 days ago?

kc jags
pats steel

I dont know user, it sounds like you want the pictures for very inappropriate reasons... you're not masturbating to them are you ?

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How the fuck is she 30?

this is exactly when you stop encouraging this roleplaying weirdo

Phil's superior genes keep her looking young
Um hello? I'm the one trying to stop him from sinning?!

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I'll vote for Warren.

>trap/feet chad
ahh yes, the man of culture

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>racist
>voting for warren

Carson Wentz
4100 yards
33 tds
9 ints
200 rush yrds
1 rush tds
3 fumbles
how realistic is this

>it's another Chiefs/Patriots/Steelers run the AFC season

Why can't we ever have some fucking parity like the NFC does?

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>team isn't playing tomorrow (Chicago)
>unemployed for 2 months now
>slowly running out of money
>haven't had sex in a year
>I have 8 girls on Hinge that I've been practically ignoring because of oncoming depression
>all my friends are either busy or I hung out with them earlier today
>got a nice haircut on Tuesday

Should I go out by myself tonight?

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Go to the gym

What's your score?
samplewonderlictest.com/

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Go out have some fun.

>good dinner
>multiple faps
>Still can't get past the depression of having the season end a day before it starts
How are guys coping so far? If you're going to give me a bunch of garbage about how BB-Brady-Brown won't work together, I simply see that as one form of coping

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Cool story bro

stop being a pussy and relying on other people for fun
go do what you want to do and stop looking for validation from other people

Stop jerking off.

I worked out yesterday and my gym is closed for the evening.

I've gone out by myself on numerous occasions so it isn't unfamiliar. It just feels financially irresponsible to go out by myself when the primary goal is pussy and the chance of getting laid is low, statistically speaking...but I've already made myself a whiskey drink so i guess it's a done deal.

I don't think the AB - Pats thing won't work out for them but just remember Brady did show genuine signs of regression last season (see @Jags, @Titans, @Steelers, vs Rams in Superbowl)

It's really the only thing we can hope to stop them but the dude is literally 42 years old. He can't go on for much longer

we can rebuild him

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sometime in the next two years he'll get the manning noodle arm. that's why they're trying to amass talent now for one more shot before the party's over

I guarantee Brown will chimp out when be gets only 2 receptions in a game cause thats how the Pats work

just shorten this season

Fuck Robert Kraft and fuck Trump

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>its real
YANG GANG

Not him

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or just cancel it
the pats can't win another super bowl if there isn't a super bowl

Pretty much. It makes sense given the expected drop off in QB play if this really is Bradys last season as some expect

Pats fans are hype for Jared Stidham but pre season doesn't prove much. I wasn't a fan of him coming out so if they want to roll with him in a year or two they need as much talent as they can get

First week watching nfl?

/Bills Owl 2020/
Fuck it, we were getting swept by NE anyway this year. This really doesn't affect us at all, except now we're going to lose the games by 14 points instead of 7.

What's wrong with Bears fans? It's was only game one?

>14 instead of 7
Try 20 faggot

Since the Patriots apparently have secret arrangements with nfl players, it's not impossible to think that jimmy g has an open invitation back to the club

>Conceding your division before the season even starts

Bills have a good roster and coaching staff for the first time in decades. I'm not as high on them as others are but they have a good shot to make the division race at least last into December

Don't get too full of yourself there, Cleveland.

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>division race
Lol. Shut the fuck up you delusional wannabe analyst

*cries on stage*

>only game one
>only

nope, hence i don't see nick foles as a franchise qb

>Ochocinco's wonderlich was higher than AB's.
The wonderlic is fairly accurate for higher end intelligence but useless when comparing 2 niggers who can't even read

Chad Johnson is actually not stupid isnt he

There are some asshole questions in there. I can't unscramble words to save my life either.

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Bears fans are going insane because they are literally in the exact same place as they were 14 years ago. A top 5 defence, good coaching staff, talented receivers, deep backfield and a depressing realisation that none of it can earn them a Superbowl because the QB is still the most important thing on any NFL roster

Should be a fun game tits bro. I'll be switching between Pants-Rams and Titans-Browns for the early games I reckon

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Eli probably won't even be in the league by Week 4.

yEAH i think its valid..

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yep; qb > o-line > d-line > everything else

I've taken tests where I've scored 38-40, but they didn't have those dumb unscrambling questions. Wonderlic is overrated though.

just fell out of my chair. lol. racism kek

How does it keep getting worse? Fucking how?!

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based retard, you could play running back maybe

So who does he back? The fucking 49ers?

Do you know how muscles work? Once you make gains, even if you lose them, building them back up is infinitely easier than it was building them the first time.

I thought as a Raiders fan you'd be used to this.

>the absolute STATE of the chokeland raiders
It's so sad I can't even laugh anymore

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For me QB > D line > DBs > WRs > O line

More than a few teams have won a Superbowl with a mediocre O line since I've been watching NFL at least (Steelers in 07, Packers, Ravens, Seahawks, Broncos) but none of them had bad D lines, DBs or WRs

Okay so realistically, how much does signing Brown actually affect the Patriots?

When the Seahawks won the SB they had one of the best O-Lines in football

Did you just become a raiders fan? Why?

Better than Bortles, who played in an afccg against the patriots.

I dunno, either Rams or Chargers. Seems like an LA sports guy.

Unpopular opinion. Chiefs still win AFC and make the superbowl.

Makes it easier for them to get to the bradyb owl. They got a guy who may still be top tier at mid tier price.

SEETHING

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Maybe in 2022 lmao

i believe it'll happen i mortgaged my two homes and put it all on chiefs appearing in the SB

>implying zoomers can be home owners

I officially declare the 2019 NFL Season "Mr. Brown's Wild Ride"

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Only in a Madden mod

not him but I work for the Marketplace and I've taken phonecalls from people between 18-24 that are multiple home owners, own a business and make some monthly renting out their other house most of the year in a college down. That's a specific one but I've talked to multiple zoomers who have owned houses before.

They're just zooming on by. unfortunately i'm a 23 year old zoomer who didnt go to college and pays rent for some apartment working a job that pays 14 an hour. Not all of us though.

leave the patriots to me

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If he actually plays, the Patriots are going to be a match up nightmare for defenses. Brown needs to be doubled, Gordon probably needs to be doubled. So you leave Edelman and DT in single coverage? James White against a LB?

Brady might throw for 5,000 yards because these guys are great after catch.

didn't we try that already?

>implying you'll even see him

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>Lose out on $20mil by one day
>Implying he played anyone but himself

you had your shot, goof

I hate the patriots as much as anyone else with a shit team but the shear amount of hate today has been hilarious. How are people still surprised by the patriots finding some potential way to gain an edge?

there're always exceptions of course. but on a purely visceral level, i think o-line is pretty important. more time for the qb to throw the ball, more time for receivers to get separation, larger gaps for rbs to run through. a good qb and a good o-line can make shit rbs and wrs look good. though i agree that wrs > rbs

Nice blog, boo fucking hoo.

Amassing talent on wide receiver is pretty pointless for an aging QB. Give him a solid defense and a good running game and he can game manage to a super bowl.

>Drumpf

Jesus Christ tripfags need rope and a lamp post.

your team sucks ass :^) suck my dick

honestly as a dolphins fan I am not even mad about the AB thing. Everyone in the AFC east saw this from a mile away. We are fucked as a division for another decade at least

How fucked I am as Steeler fan with the AB news?

He's not playing tomorrow so not really much different for you. Could be an issue in January.

I don't know what the metrics show but I don't remember them being particularly talented outside of Unger at Center. I could be wrong buty even so I don't think a dominant O line is as important as a dominant D line, disciplined DBs and a deep WR corps personally

Chiefs definitely could with Spags as DC. Honestly don't understand why Andy Reid kept dementia man Bob Sutton around so long

Blitz heavily and/or play zone, either that or just outscore them on offense somehow.
It looks pretty bleak though, all things considered.

Run first offense

Give it a rest lol

Brady barely cracked 4000 yards last season and he's a year older. No reason to believe 5000 is even a possibility

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His bullshit is not going to fly in NE. He'll be out of the league and in jail before the season is over

>Brady barely cracked 4k

Another way to look at it is Brady cracked 4k yards despite Edelman missing 4 games and Gronk being half dead for most of the season

I wouldn't doubt Brady doing anything at this point

It absolutely is a possibility, considering he now has two other incredible talents on offense instead of a gimped Gronk.

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>armchair coaches scheme against Bellichick
You realize he's made career off of making professionals look like they're coaching pop warner, right?

or he will be like randy moss in 07. I think that is what is going to happen

Brady has only cracked 5000 yards once in his career, and that was with Welker as his top receiver. If he couldn't do it with Moss, he won't do it with Antonio Brown, a run focused offense and an arm that's 10 years older

Lamar?

Yeah, I know. Realistically the offense is just too stacked to effectively defend against, I was just spitballing for fun.

Whatever you say man, you've been right about Brady for as long as you've been posting here.

This reality sucks. How do I get back to the main timeline where President Hilldawg is congratulating Eli on his 9th ring?

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I know, just giving you shit. This would be the year to fail in the playoffs because things look good for them on paper.

Brady is objectively worse now. He was one of the worst qbs against the blitz last season and they lost their starting center. Is isn't going to be standing in the gun firing down field all season

>loins vs cards tomorrow
Who ya got boys

Why would he be in jail? He's crazy but he's not breaking the law.

Keep em coming bro, I'm going to make a collage this time.

Yeh, but dude, you guys literally cheat every single season.
Can they take away championship winnings like they take away points?

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Who else isn't buying into the *Eagles are going to super bowl contenders and push deep into the playoffs* like myself?

honestly is it worth it to even watch a tanking team

A collage of what? Everything I said in the last post is 100% objective fact

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Me.
Never bought the Browns bullshit either.

I didn't know black guys post on Yea Forums.

with as bad as the cards defense is expected to be and as workable as stafford can be, I'm giving it to the lions.
but we'll see. it's probably one of the few games where kyler won't be constantly on the brink of being murdered by a DE

That's it, I know you got more come on.

where is my 6 figure income and 9/10 gf please

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Eagles, Packers, and Giants can all get fucked.

>it's probably one of the few games where kyler won't be constantly on the brink of being murdered by a DE
I dunno, I'm hoping Snacks will be hungry tomorrow
I'm really hoping this loins run defense is as good as projected

>short version test
Try the 50 question one, kiddo.

Fuck me. The only upside here is that only Brown is playing at his usual talent level, everyone else is old and fading or an alcohol

If you guys are so smart how come you spend all day on an anonymous sports forum talking about football and still know nothing about it. An average drunk at the bar knows more about sports than anyone in these threads

i do think antonio brown made a big gamble with his maneuver. if brady starts to regress due to age this season, he likely won't get a ring with the patriots

I already wasted 3 minutes on it. I have important shitposting to do

I could watch Fitzmagic play QB all day

Lowkey scared of the week 1 upset. Jets cooked us in 2016 when Fitz replaced Geno Smith at QB. Games still fresh in my mind

VERY high IQ post.

I don't start watching games until the playoffs (Pats fan)

Snacks doesnt have knees anymore. He sat out of camp and demanded that raise because this is his last year.

me, and I'm an iggs fan
no more BDN to save our ass when Carson breaks halfway through the season
when Carson puts together a couple of healthy seasons, I'll let myself get caught up in the hype

have you seen this offensive line? its fucking awful. You spent all these picks to just make rosen a backup. its fucking retarded

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Sorry I don't memorize which players had which dog breeds in what year or whatever garbage useless trivia you qualify to be "knowledge"
I have more important things to focus my energy on, like the pick-em or vidya.

I can't fucking wait until the decades long drought the Patriots will have once Brady and Belichick are gone. Fucking Karma

Ive been banned and threatened with bans on all the giants forums on the internet. These niggers can not handle bantz. I am actually jealous of philly's fanbase. Sick of these old jews talking about "respect" and class. Fuck you I am 12 beers in and I gotta say that Odell+ Apple and Pugh are fags, and Jerry Reese only drafted queers in the first round

waiter, this post is half-based. Get a better chef.

Yea the Dolphins O line and D lines are so fucking awful lmao that said they have some decent weapons on offence. Just saying the Dolphins always seem to find a way to win 6 games a season

>Eli
rent free I see

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Won't happen.
Too many weak seasons from the Pats and the NFL loses the entire NE audience to the Bruins.

The Rams are only giving 2 points to Carolina coming off a conference championship. This is the biggest sucker bet of the week. Bet your house on the pants

>An average drunk at the bar knows more about sports than anyone in these threads

sure thing, your dad is too drunk to see but knows loads about sports

I motherfucking hope not. That would be the worst possible result ever.

I think preston williams is a diamond in the rough

browns will win the superb owl

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I envision this backfiring on the Pats, they have to eventually hit the wall anyway. Brown is going to take some time to learn the playbook if he ever does so this world beater shit is koolaid tier

Yea I wasn't that high on him coming out but holy shit he was a beast in pre season. Williams, Jakeem Grant and Albert Wilson all have some juice

So, today's my birthday and my Jags play the Chiefs. Who else has wasted another year on this planet AND have their team playing today?

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I think we can all agree on this.

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"and Brady signals the world that they're going for two!"

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You should skip the game and get yourself a hooker instead honestly

Based Steve "concussions" Young

Wheres Eli?

with lyl

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>Wilson lower than Staubach
>Marino that low in general
>Big Ben below Jeff Garcia
Kill whoever did this

More like going for 7

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keep up the good fight

You are going to fuck up your tank with the GOAT of September Ryan Fitzpatrick and you are going to like it.,

Yeah,and that still put him at WR2 numbers for fantasy over all.
If true, then Gordon and AB will be back end WR2s and pretty booming flex options

Are you prepared to acknowledge Mahomes as human when he gets picked off twice for two defensive touchdowns in Everbank?

Not a Jags fan, but the KC hype is going to have a rough start against them.

>Wilson top 6 qb of all time after 7 nfl seasons, winning one super bowl, and choking another

u wot?

I like the Jags signing Foles but they've put fuck all talent around him. Don't think they'll do much until they can this coaching staff

At least he got to another unlike rodgers and young.

become a mahomes fan and feel happy as he dabs over your team by living in his success

>brown will win the superb owl

Ftfy

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>Patriots are a lock for the owl before the season even begins
Lmao

How bad was TO or Randy Moss in comparison to AB. Is he worse?

TO is 100% worse.

Adjusted based on what? Coin flips?

yeah TO skipped a practice and worked out in his driveway and that was big news AB did nothing but miss practice and asked to leave

AB is a snake and you know what happens to gay niggas like that
watch out...

How so? AB's antics set a pretty high bar

I'd put Brown on equal footing with Owens after this shit show.

Intentionally tanking to be thrown off the team in to free agency. Alligator tear apologies sitting next to Super Agent Drew Rosenhaus to generate sympathy from the public. Only to show back up at camp with more Diva attitude.

It's a playbook that Rosenhaus drew up to get his clients where they want to go at all cost.

AB is the new TO

OBJ or Moss were never divas like this

Yea, but how much of that is on Mayock fucking with AB? The fact of the matter is that the fines came from Mayock, and it was his decision to take the money away when he tried to recommit. I think Mayock set him up because he couldn't get rid of him any other way.

With Jews You Lose

Who has or had Rosehaus as an agent, so I can see if his players have a habit of this.

it'll be interesting to watch this season. if the patriots win it all, brown will look like a genius. and if brady develops a noodle arm and retires, brown is gonna look like an absolute dumbass (especially if the steelers win it all instead)

wow! utterly shocking that (((kraft))) had his powerful kike buddies whip up an insane bout of retardation so that the (((pats))) could win... again! and yet again, there will be no lasting repercussions.

anyone else starting to believe in this whole jewish in-group preference thing?

>stoolers win tomorrow
>AB chimps out and gets released before the end of the month
cap it

Good on Mayock for saving the team 50 mil, Brown is going to be exposed as a product of Pitts WR factory in NE.

Mayock didn't fuck with Brown. Brown just wouldn't show up to camp violating his contract. Brown sabotaged himself, and then for him to go public with the fines broke the cardinal rule of every NFL team. Keep it in house. He intentionally sabotaged himself. Mayock just held him accountable.

He has represented both TO and AB. He did this same shit with TO. Notice how he got all buddy buddy with Jerry Rice before the trade deal came in? Because Drew has dealt with the 49ers contract guy Maraathe before.

gonna kms myself lads

>tfw filthy NEET
>been sleeping every day at 6-7 am, waking up any time from 2-5 pm
>have to wake up at 10 am for football
life is suffering

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berds

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>football starts in under 12 hours
>won't leave the couch for 21 weeks
Hoes mad (x24)

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Stop being a filthy neet user. Having a job and money is nice.

Half of your bitch ass teams will have lost by tomorrow night but the Texans will still be UNDEFEATED. Get fucked.

Finna get devoured by Fratty Matty "hey bro toss me a natty" Stafford, Kenny G, and Kerryon

Only had enough time to answer like 36 questions.
I'm too autistic to not try to do every math question but I'm not actually that quick at mental arithmetics.

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sweep up these peanuts or no tip, also i would like an extra cup of honey mustard. chop chop

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iktf user, but i actually went outside today so i'm pretty tired already. do ur best :)

>all of the social media comments are pointing out how AB is a genius and “this is chess, not checkers”
the league is going to be impossible to take seriously if brown and the patriots aren’t investigated for collusion/tampering.

For me, it’s Cooper Kupp. The best NFL wide receiver.

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Sub chimp iq to think Beli and Kraft didn't have various contract offers drawn up and laying around the office in case they would've traded for AB this spring. Is it always tampering or is the GOAT franchise just prepared, as usual?

holy fuck it feels good to have football back
is it me or was this offseason the longest offseason EVER

Fuck you I don't work here, I'm a not wagecuck

generals are the absolute worst thing to ever happen to Yea Forums

back in 2012-2014 we used to make fun of anyone who tried to start one and now you reddit fags will do everything to avoid posting in anything that isn't a general
you all should kys immediately

i hope tomorrow a million threads get made about anything and everything football related

fuck generals and fuck jannies

You mean game threads?

>thinking you can take on an offensive revolution

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>t. assmad stoolers fan

>i hope tomorrow a million threads get made about anything and everything football related
but that's exactly what happens. the collective seethe of every shitty non american country is hilarious

so much pain inside one anus.

>thinking there will be one
I know it was preseason but didn't Murray really suck?

wopwop sounds like someones thread got 0 (zero) replies

just like their shitpost

dont feed it lads

DONT

>fall and football is here
>have several acres, 3 dogs, nice paying job
>wood for my boiler is stacked
>fridge full of founders beer
Is there a more comfy feel bros?

unironically what happens
>be a good player on a shit team
>act out, get traded
>if traded to a good team stop being retarded, if you're on another shit team repeat

yes
being born with a penis

>GUYS DON'T LEAVE THE HERD OMG IT'S AGAINST THE RULES DON'T THE ADMINS WANT US TO POST HERE LETS RESPECT THEIR WISHES AHHHH DON'T POST OUTSIDE OF THE GENERAL IT'S FUCKING AGAINST THE RULLLEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS

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But I was born with one of those too user

mustve been painful for whichever one of your dads shitted you out of his dick

You ok user?

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>nfl general is fine with 140 divegrass threads and 3 nfl threads
Good lord how pathetic

>By the time Brown and Brady are done in NWE, Darnold will be 40
kek

it's Saturday man, the only thing that would get like 40 more football threads is brady shitposting. you really want that?

I agree. There should be a soccer board. Call it soccer though to piss them off.

>the first patriot bowl babies will be able to vote next year
pretty fucking wild

Imagine being a bandwagoner since birth

Brady is old as fuck. I wish the players still had some sense of honor so they'd fuck brown up whenever he comes across the middle.

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lol get a load of this boomer

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>Back in 2012-2014 we used to make fun of anyone who started generals

Blatantly not true lmao everyone posted in generals when I found Yea Forums in early 2013

nope generals were shunned until Yea Forums grew too powerful and jannies cracked down on this place and deleted based threads like power ranking threads and jersey shore threads and police chase bowls and turned this place into leddit 2.0 mandating generals for every topic

wish I could go back, nu Yea Forums is full of faggots

He's right desu. Power rankings and the isketch threads were the shit.

Lol okay retard I remember ever since I've found this place in March 2013 everyone has always posted in generals so either your timeframe is wrong or you're making shit up

>he thinks Yea Forums started in 2013

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>2013
bitch lol
he's talking pre 2012 before moot changed the mod or something like that

There's literally nothing wrong with generals

>Reading comprehension

Original post here says back in 2012-2014 you retard. I know Yea Forums started before then which is why I said his timeline was wrong and maybe it was earlier than that people were made fun of for making/posting in generals

Remember when the Seahawks were loved on spee for shitting on teams they had no business beating. Yep, that takes me back.

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Are all Americans this retarded??

Original post literally says 2012-2014 which is why I said it was either before then (because I was here in 2013) or he was lying

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7-9 playoff team
fun times

Reminder trip fags are cancer and should be filtered

this

Only a few are acceptable

They include Scarletism, BillFordsGhost, and... that's it? Carr is mostly alright too I guess, but fuck Lake for never shoving a football up his/her ass

Reminder, it wasn't just Jannies that made people post in Generals. around that time some fucking Euro fuck spammed Child Porn on main page Yea Forums DAY IN, and DAY OUT and the only fucking places he wouldn't spam was threads that weren't "Off topic" and since Generals were technically "On Topic" those never got hit by CP.

Thus everybody not a fucking general fag who browsed with friends nearby/could be walked in on by family/at work on break fucked off of Yea Forums.

Eventually the people who left remained, the genny fags. The people who came here after the CP spamminging, which is nu4chan /pol/ fucks.

>hey guys, ive been on Yea Forums since 2013
>hey guys, listen. Ive been on Yea Forums since 2013
>guys! listen! ive been on Yea Forums since 2013
>YOU IDIOTS! DON'T YOU REALIZE I'VE BEEN ON Yea Forums SINCE 2013!
wanting attention for it is pathetic in and of itself but what's worse, thinking that's a long amount of time or actually taking pride in it?

thank you, Raider Nation

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Unfortunately Yea Forums morphed into a chat room when the population became huge.

Anyone who wasn’t around for >2011 is underage.

go niners desu

I remember closing pool due to aids

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> make friends

look at dis nigga tryna make friends on Yea Forums

lol remember poptart cat?

seriously tho, I seen so much fucking CP on this Yea Forums SFW board it was ridiculous. Like I was browsing the deepweb or some fucking shit. pedo fucks bringing that shit to a goddamn sports board of all thing.

Who does that

36 years old

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>the worst case scenario is AB leaves next summer and the Pats get a comp pick
>the Pats are literally getting a draft pick in addition to getting AB for a year

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Was Quentin a real person?

Yes

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Your viper game is weak, let me help

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Tripfags are fags

Kek

>AFC Final game
>Raiders win it 10-3 AB has a terrible game
>AB sees Gruden walking towards the sideline with a shit eating grin on his face
>AB prepares to hear about what could have been and turns to face Gruden
>Gruden simply brushed past him and shouts at Belicheck
>IT WAS A FUMBLE YOU FUCKING MORON, YOU FUCKING IMBECILE YOU FUCKING TROGOLYDYTE NOW GIVE ME MY FUCKING RING
>a dejected Bill Belichick pulls out his 2001 ring and surrenders it to Gruden
>an emotional Tom Brady retires in the centre of foxboro while Gruden storms off to the secret FFCA bunker and begins preparations for the Gruden bowl, where he will win his third and final ring.

Is Tom Brady still elite?

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Yes but maybe not as elite

he fucking better be
they gave him a fucking AFC pro bowl WR roster to work with and at least one of them won't be shy about naming names if their stat line isn't measuring up

>the Raiders traded Khalil Mack so the Patriots could sign Antonio Brown

>theRaiders signed Jon Gruden so the patriots could sign Antoni Brown

first dowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn

put the refs in the HOF, I say

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gotta update that bio, buddy

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>ynr that AB and Gronk have the same agent

It was always going to end up this way. Don't kick yourselves raidurrs fans

I'm going to bandwagon the Pats lol

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will 2020 be the year we finally end the drought?

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This is true. While 84 is definitely more talented than those guys IMO, only Nate Washington and Sanders put up good numbers outside of Pittsburgh. And with Sanders, he had Manning.

memes aside, no

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Bold of you to assume the Stoolers have any chance in hell to run the AFC.

imagine bandwagoning an entire city

Best two team each conference is Eagles / Saints and Bengals / Chargers

LMAO @ the people who still think it wasn't his plan to go to the pats since the beginning

I live in New England, brainlet

Bandwagoner

shouldn't you be in bed now, mr """New Englander"""?

I like this

we're going fishing in an hour (Tuna)

>eating ocean fish in 2019
enjoy your aidscancer

New thread lads

>Takes Raiders to court for guaranteed money
>Wins getting his guaranteed money from the Raiders all while playing for the Patriots

Imagine thinking that this shit wasn't planned by Antonio Brown and his trusty jew.

Quit your bitching. Football starts in 5.

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Please no. That cunt needs to be fucking kept as far away as possible.

>Welker
>The man who LITERALLY dropped a fucking Owl victory
'no'