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wtf was that you gotta bring home the carrots

Castellanos is crashing and burning his value right before our very eyes.

its time to break up this bs no energy team

>value
irrelevant, he's a rental, he just has to hit like he was in october

it's a hairline fracture, not a full break
can take anywhere from 4 to 16 weeks to recover

>can take anywhere from 4 to 16 weeks to recover
How many weeks in the season left leaf?

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Ban
The
Shift
It's destroying Rizzo's career

>cusb

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please stop

Told everyone that would listen that the Cubs needed to begin another rebuild last winter.

That's not how Theo rolls.
If they weren't dead, Theo would have off loaded Hamels and Zobrist for some prospects.

this ones a game of inches...we'll get lucky first

>American education

where would you start?
assuming the obvious in Maddon not staying

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>INB4 we find out the brewers sign steal to explain why they're so good at home.

How many weeks left leaf?

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>halfway thru
>still scoreless
>repeating sequences on both sides of the inning
game of inches...

also how is travis bumshaw still in the lineup

ZERO RUNS ZERO RUNS ZERO ZERO ZERO

A RUSSIE!

RUSSELL BREAKS THE STALEMATE WITH A SOLO SHOT HOME RUN!
1-0

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This post aged badly.

FUCK YOU THEO FUCK YOU...TRADE RIZZO FOR PITCHING

>ruselel
sneaky power
3 weeks left but baez has been hurt for 1 week already so i think he'll miss the rest of the season...

everyone not named Kris Bryant and Javier Baez can go. lock them down and start trading for the future.

>Thinking they're keeping Bryant after he turned down their offer and has Boras as his agent.
Anyone not named Baez, Contreras and Rizzo is on the chopping block.

no way they let bryant go. If they do, I'm going to mow the walls.

He's expendable the moment he turned down the 200 mil extension, deal with it.

If they enforced the pitch clock, yu would be out of the league

Theo
Maddon
Heyward
entire pitching staff including pitching coach
anyone not name beaz, bryant, schwarber, wilson

let us go rizzo clap clap clap clap

nah

>Bullpen has to hold a 1 run lead for 4 innings

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>runner on 3rd w/ 2 outs

>Russell getting his practice in as an outfielder

plz no 2 run hr incoming

Why the fuck can't the Cubs defend against steals?

why leave him in joe

I'm getting tired of this sign stealing faggot.

pull him put in strop

why didnt he pull him we all saw this coming

cubs are gonna lose this series 3-1

1-1, better bring in the pen to seal the deal

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this team can't score a run to save their lives what a bunch of fucking faggots

>better bring in the pen
Cow fucker confirmed for not watching the game.

next man up is gonna be to scare to pitch because of the stress than the brewers will win
4-1

Thanks theo for putting together a bunch of pussies with no hearts or souls

FATSWING IS OVER YOU KEKS TAKE THIS SHIT TO Yea Forums FOOTBALL IS STARTING

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get out

dat swing

this team is an embarrassment

Guys, I'm in the press box. Maybe 30 feet from Uecker... What should I do?

The fact that the NFL is allowing this collusion to take place shows what a joke the league has become.

Ask him why he left the Indians, he was a great announcer for them.

was a pathetic offer

>Cishek
>not a reliever
Go home user, you're drunk.

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Who did Cishek replace dum dum?

Welcome to the Majors, kid.

hey guys, looks like a real nailbiter you both have going on over here. wow what a duel

cards are up 6-1 right now and i gotta head back over there but just wanted to wish you lads good luck against each other

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Slow ass pitchers throughout the rotation
No baez and contreras tonight either

>first career AB
>HBP

Woohooo sea sheikh

doesn't matter because both our teams will/would get raped in the playoffs

Beer was cheaper

Cishek!
Worth
Every
Penny!

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C W E P

Thanks berb

He should be traded for pitching, because he'll never get over this. His Dad was a ballplayer and Boras is his agent. Press F for his Cubs extension.

theguardian.com/sport/2015/apr/20/kris-bryants-belated-call-up-to-chicago-cubs-exposes-flaw-in-mlb-system

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Time for Z to prove he deserves the title of Big Z.

that's zambrano

Is Zambrano still on the roster?

sorry I had no idea

At least your not one of those Canfield's 50/50 birbs.

>Big Z
>Punished Zobrist
A man denied a faithful wife

but big z is zambrano

Is Zambrano still on the roster?

n-no sorry I had no clue

With that clutch at bat and base hit, Z has been given the title, Big Z.

Zambrano can go punch a cooler or something.

you've done it this time asshole, that is Zambrano. ZAMBRANO. Get it through your head.

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Zobrist's nickname is BenZo

>kemp pinch running
Joe is in this

When were the Chicago Dogs the Cubs?

>inb4 Happ somehow causes a triple play and get designated for assignment

No

the cubs should sign him in the offseason and see how he does in spring training

His self appointed nickname is Zorrila, we've already had this discussion.

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He is on someone's roster, user.

Nvm thats Garcia
Him and kemp look suspiciously alike

I like benzo better and so does the leaf

Zobrist is a real consummate ballplayer. Misses 4 months for personal reasons, comes back and without any rehab is basically the same guy who left. Plus he doesn't try to swing for the fences and pull every hit. Waits for strikes, chips small ball singles into right field. A real gentleman.

But not THE roster.

Shame he isn't coming back to cubs

>bases loaded
>no outs
>tie ballgame in the 8th
>Hader vs. The Castellanos

Zorilla sounds silly, Benzo is a perfect synthesis of his names' first syllables

Racist quads!

It doesn't mater what (you) think, it's still his official nickname.

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official is arbitrary though

The autism ward is thataway.

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here we go again for fucks sake

>Comprehension of basic English
>Autism
Ha

This is going to be the end of the season if they can't get a run here.

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Then you shouldn't have a problem with Big Z, since 'official' nicknames are arbitrary to you.

I surrender!

BASES LOADED WALKIES
2-1

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>BBroors

Kek Hader

>Bryant is trash in the most clutch necessary sitution
This is why he's going to be traded

wft was that

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>Strike out, ground out, grand slam
The 3 outcomes of this Bote at bat.

Why the fuck are they wiffing? They aren't even 100+ fast balls.

Fuck, we're going to lose now when the pen fucks up.
Again.

>Castellanos strikeout
>Bryant popout
>Bote strikeout
wow looks like it's all setting up to blow it again

just think with torres and Jiménez instead of all these non baseball playing white boys how the cubs would have a 15 game lead on the division

2-1 and no Kimbrel

bring in strop

kimbrel blew 2 leads against the brewers before

>5 consecutive walks to give us the lead

Thanks milwaukeean pitching

They should

wow

OH NO SCUBA DOOBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SCUBA DOOOOOOOOOOOO

Apparently we don't need him.

blow it up

shoulda put in wick, or weick

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KEK SCUBA

it's over what a pathetic offensive showing

>Phelps blows it on the first pitch
We can only hope they score again so this isn't a walk off.

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Fuck these guys, put them on a jet to Round Rock tonight.

>Pitching around Yelbitch
Just drill the faggot, make it so that he can't run as well.

it's happening again and the worst part about it is everyone knows it's coming even the team

blame theo for not trading rizzo for pitching and for the terrible Q trade

The Leaf was spot on. Incoming Wick.

Scuba Doos

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they brought in wick so he doesn't steal. watch him steal

remember when you could count on this team to come back in the top half of an inning of a game like this?

what is happening? It feels like they're in a trance here or something

nope, can't say that i do

Based miller park dimensions!

of course

hey I like that term trance

pull him joe or else

gamel is going to get a hit and the cubs lose 3 or 4-2

Miller park always looked to me like it was built with some discarded theme park from the wisconsin dells, so corny looks like a mcdonalds playplace.

cmon joe get him out of there

the inning just never ends

They should have drilled Yelich, why the fuck can't the Cubs defend against the run?

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They CAN when contreras is behind the plate and more so with javy too

team of NO heart or soul

great now it'll just happen with 2 outs

Keep in mind the last 2 days have essentially been cubs 2nd stringers, especially today's game

too many white boys that cant play major league baseball...giving away torres and eloy was a mistake

These have been the hardest two innings for the cubs the last year and a half

SCUBA DOOOOOOOOOO

haven't seen anything like it.

This game suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks

Only with Contreras being the plate and Baez holding second though, and that's assuming Contreras is on target.
No one else can do it.

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h-hey brewers fans....ummm......can the cubbies pls have this win? they need it more than you guys
thanks

I fully expected Castellanos to drop that given everything that miller park has done to the cubs the last 2 years

its shitty to have to leave in Wick because you depleted your bullpen

>Wick gets out of it
But this just means we're going to get walked off.

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Why are us Canadians so good at pitching despite our small population size and adverse climate?

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>Wiffing on a 94mph
Bryant sucks, trade him for pitching.

Because they jerk off all winter with their dominant arm.

whose swings were fukken disgusting

it's over if they can't score here

popping up to the 3rd baseman with bases loaded and 1 out

Oi brewers walk it off please

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game over

we should be talking magic number this time of year but NO theo didnt trade rizzo for pitching

gg see you sunday for the split

>kintzler walking the leadoff man

Grisham walkoff incoming

KEK SCUBA

once again, nothing goes right for the cubs

Grandal walkoff incoming

>Grisham line out
LOL BOORS

Is kintzler supposed to be a good pitcher?

It's proof god doesn't exist.

shit ump

Yelich walkoff incoming

FUCKING UMPBALL OF UMPBALL

Leave God out of this you piece of shit. blame theo joe and those non major league players

Time for Yelich to own ya, cusbs.

mate stop saying a walkoff is incoming. this game has extra innings written all over it

Of course it has to be yelich that gets the walkoff. What the fuck

walk him joe then go after thames

based "X owns ya poster." I fully expect it to happen, yet it would still crush me each time. It sucks just watching in the late innings

>Leave a cultist's figment of their imagination out of this
No

its not God fault your daddy touch your peepee

>extra innings

LMAO'ing AT THIS IMBECILE!

YELICH OWNS YA, CUSB!

There is no god.

>leaving the DH in left field

I called it

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>2019
>not walking Yelich
you deserve this

The Beast of Brew Road

>He's going to get you
>No he's going to get you
>No this guy's going to get you
LOL, Anti Cubs fags needing to name everyone

so did everyone else youre nothing special

We need more anime posting, God never existed.
Worship anime instead.
Anime will never betray you or judge you.

Why the fuck didn't how walk him? I'm getting sick of this hipster fag

you mean moar like this

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but I'm this guy..

joe is betting on games its the only reason for a great deal of his decisions in close games... strop and dinosaur

>Redditor
>heretic
Of course

SCUBA DOOS

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pour it on we love misery its the chicago way