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she looks like she fucks black dudes

She looks like she fucks everything that gives her attention

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>rags

>shit team

>shit fans

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>shit franchise

>hockey

>but on ICE

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What does hockey start?

I mean when.

How does hockey start??

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Just booked my room in Vegas for Kings/Knights.

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First preseason games are in 9 days for most teams. 8 if you're Phoenix or Vegas.

Who does hockey start?????

hit me up if you want some blow

I want some blow

Bettman? Bettman? Bettman?

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Movies with grandma went well lads.

where does hockey start??

In North Carolina.

Why doesn't hockey start????!!!

Bianca won lads

because Gary is punishing us for our sins

Bianca is a braindead cunt

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literally who

wow rude

wouldnt mind her swatting at my balls with a tennis racket haha

Blackhawks a shit

It's the truth

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We call these potato scallops, what do you call them?

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Potato burgers.

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i've never had fried scalloped potats...
and now I'm heading to the kitchen....
>

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>Potato burgers
Irish americans?

I'm glad
did you tell her /hoc/ says "hello"

Yeah, they're good. Battered and deep-fried is the way. I knew /hoc/ would approve.

/hoc/ loved fried stuff
I like to do a whole jar of pickled along with some rings
now I got one more potato thing to make
It's a viscous cycle, worse the heroin

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lol, yeah. But that's what we call it.

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I saw you in /cric/ and thought you were talking about scalloped potatoes. I can't say I've ever had potato scallops, but they look fucking tasty

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>mfw ordered papa johns half off
>mfw suddenly remember why I don't ever get papa johns anymore

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Try them with a marie rose sauce
It's a good name for them and you could use them as a sandwich filling sure
They're delicious, try them

>team called latvian hawks
>plays in Ireland

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there are frozen's out there that are better than papa johns

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I will have to, I love every everything deep-fried and potato-based

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>le post same gifs in every thread mane

always nice to meet a fan
>stay in school

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Based

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Everyone hates you, TBG.
Everyone.

Fenton really fucked Wild over.

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this is literally THE post

Blinking guy can stay but we have to kill the islel weeb.

nah

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why not both?

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killin some fat lines tb hon

>name yourself Islanders
>take Flames logo

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Personally I would demand a trade to the Cobras

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China is not only taking North American jobs, they take your logos as well

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>co-opting a bunch of shit that originated elsewhere in the sport and doing a gay newfag version of it

nashville is the mls of hockey

>a continent without indians
>taking your logo and your heritage

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>a contintent without a motor industry
>taking your logo and your heritage

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sveden sucks and is actually the worst poster on /hoc/

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He's out of control

He's pretty abominable, but there's some stiff competition for "worst."

>no team in the world called Frogs
>have to take use logo of the ''little frogs'' instead.

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At least I post hockey related stuff. Unlike you faggots who only try to out-meme each other like the fucking faggots you are (hint: you are failing miserably).

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>montreal v ottawa rookie game shows shots of the crowd
>everyone with a montreal jersey looks like a troglodyte
kek

galgary :DDD

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Has anyone of you even played hockey?

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what am i in for lads

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Who wins the Rocket Richard this season /hoc/?

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I grew up playing hockey.

>tf
>tp
Commit murder on yourself you stupid faggot

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Until what age?

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Montreal Canadien Patrik Laine

What's the matter?

You think he's going to Montreal? I can't see him leaving Winnipeg

Ottawa did a thing.

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>What's the matter?
Couldn't find a team who called themselves faggots

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I never stopped really. I still play in a beer league.

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Why would I stop playing hockey??
>at a particular age?
genuinely curious
I know some guys stop cause of injury, but not age

It's Saturday night I should be watching hockey right now

Should I order a burger and wings lads?

I stopped playing ''for real'' when I was 16. Partly because I went to music school and didn't have time to do any homework and partly because I started to play soccer with people two years older than me, so I had to choose. And frankly I was a bit tired of playing outdoor rinks in freezing cold and getting frostbitten fingertips. I've continued playing pick-up hockey though

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chicken and broccoli instead

I would
it's the weekend

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No one's home. Should I drink beer?

I am and I have company
>come and knock on my door
>we've been waiting for you

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Carey Price is going to win the Vezina

I did and its a gud one. Bacon chezburger with bacon and 12 hot wangs

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Stamps look dull and unexciting....
this doesn't look like the season for Calgary

Even though I think he's the best goalie in the league, that defense looks suspicious, so no.

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c

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I wouldn't want anything to do with a team that steals the name from bantam hockey leagues

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Don't fucking reply to me. I don't like you

used to think macca's filet o fishes were for gross plebs until I drunkenly had one, now i'm hooked and realize it's the patrician of all macca sandwiches

Which city are you from?

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Allright you pussy ass bitch. Guess I have to make a guess then.

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Listen here, Senor Mother Fucker
I do what I like and that not about the change, Not This Season, get a fucking grip and grow the fuck up and after that fuck right the fuck off

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Just stop being a faggot and people wouldn't hate you.

I know what you are
this is my inspirational advice.. I see it know
Your encouraging me, I got you

Everyone should have a friend as gracious as you
Thank You, user

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Don't ever (you) me again you worthless shit.

Why are North Americans unable to pronounce names correctly
Östlund becomes Örstlund
Joakim becomes Yo-kim
Möller becomes Moller
youtube.com/watch?v=LuX99uOSmUA

Lads I got the burger and wings

file a complaint at the diplomatic office
GOOD JOB LAD

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just took a nasty winnipeg. had to flush twice and it left some nasty sam marks behind.

THEY GAVE ME FUCKING SWEET POTATO FRIES INSTEAD OF WINGS HOLY SHIT

Is this the quality of the Canadian Major Hockey Leagues or is it worse/better?
youtube.com/watch?v=ha045Q0NgBY

sweet

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that's what you get fatty

95279552
I think you're lying to get (you's) on /hoc/

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ordered a burger with sweet potato fries and they gave me wings instead. very based

>drunk and watching college handege/leafegg

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No one gives a shit

my god lad
i am so sorry

>Thornton signs for the sharks
Kek
Thats another year the shorks wont get the cup.
Lose the old man and make way for some young talent.

Oilers fan living in Calgary. I wear my orange McDavid Jersey downtown yesterday as a matter of fact

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Nigga pls

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They have no young talent knocing on the door. That's the reason they signed Thornton.

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To be honest, Great Britain got to have the coolest logos.

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There are some good ones yeah.

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based and midlandspilled

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Damn, now I got the urge to start an edited EHM save with NHL players in the British leagues.

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I want everyone here to remember that we live in a universe where trashville seriously considered naming their team the "ice tigers"

Well they've done one thing right recently at least. They got rid of that nigger.

They've got it right in GB. Hockey logos are suppose to look intimidating. Not like some fucking soccer shield like Florida Panthers or some boring crap like Canucks, Ducks and Kings

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looks like he's taking a massive edmonton

The only one that lets it down is the Guildford Flames. Which is like a knock off Calgary Flames.

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based
Yeah, the knockoffs are mostly dull

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Still a load more good ones. Even former ones.

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But you still wouldn't want to mess with him

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definitely

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dude...

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That is at least ten times better than Tampa Bay

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This guy looks like he is about to murder you while having a small grin. Blackhawks looks like he's welcoming a party of whites who gonna murder him.

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youtube.com/watch?v=bO6U_peq-jU

Go Flames Go

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hate Sweden 2bh lads

Flames gonna get extinguished by an Avalanche again lad.

Norway is my friend

missed all of offseason /hoc/ what did i miss

we shall see if that stands true nigel

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The Randy Wars

Hi hater
.
Bye hater

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not with Lucic and DSP

Oh man I remember this thread.
Good fucking time.
The horn was fucking based, as game went on the horn just died.

*honk honk honk

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#5 soon

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*h-honk... hoonn... honk-k*

>33C in Austin
>people think hockey is for texas

They hated Sweden because he told them the truth
.
.
.
.
.
About them being memeing faggots who should be IP banned and never talk about hockey again.

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indoor rinks are a thing now

If you never played on an outside rink you've never played hockey

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they shouldn't be

so we should play outdoors for every game then?

>spamming logos from literal who euro rec tier leagues is a better use of time then legitimizing the case to abolish hockey south of the mason dixon
Wrong because you're stupid, gay because you're a swede

"get laine"

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Did anyone ever make a compilation of the horn from Game 5?

Would love to hear it again.

>mlb no salary cup
>nba many super teams
>nfl patriots

how come nhl hasn't had this crap since early 2000s wings?
is gary actually doing a good job?

Eetu Tuulola looks like a good prospect for the flames

imagine some fan in Edmonton who campaigned for an outdoor-only league, and who would be willing to lose parts of his nose, ears, and fingers to frostbite as he sat outside for hours watching an Oilers game in an early-January snowstorm, just so that he could be sure in the knowledge that no sunbelter could ever enjoy hockey again
this is who you're posting with when you come to /hoc/

95280574
stfu you dumb whore

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that shit has to be tampering

Yes because we dont get superteams we get shit like the hawks are a fags

youtube.com/watch?v=0tFsJwB5bco

I tried, but I couldn't get enough clean audio of it to make it work.

the horn guy goes to every game

we'll likely get someone to ban it during regular season

But that progression of the horn slowly fading over the course of the game was something special.

Well, considering the fact that the flames had terrible luck in those playoffs, horn guy had every right to sound sad

Does he want to come hang out for a beer and some corn hole?

Gary is just a puppet for the owners. The owners are doing a good job.

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dumb finbs ruin everything

>the black guy just grabbed someone from behind and started punching the shit out of him
hmmmm

Wow...Calgary's nig is a fucking pussy

Do we still hate the Finns in here?

Flim flams chimping out

I think all this proves is more than anything, one hockey player can't change an entire teams outlook. Despite having less players than NFL teams, having them spread over 4 lines rather than a guy thats on the field half the game, hockey players aren't the game changers they make themselves out to be. And it accurately reflects in the lower salary cap. Tea sis

lmao that black guy is based

>and started punching the shit out of him
Are you legally retarded? It was one punch and a cheapshot on top of that.

>flimflam posting
TRULY A SIGN OF THE SEASONS
youtube.com/watch?v=HORkT4a2MhQ

>lmao that black guy is based

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Wow, we have a Sherlock in the thread. Of course one hockey player can't change an entire teams outlook. The psport isn't designed that way. Dumb shithead

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FUCK
OFF
SWE-DEN
*clap clap clapclapclap*

holy cringe

you gotta be ready to throw down

>hockey
>when people can stop arguing
we need a purge

Yes. Finland is SHIT, Sweden is BASED, and Canada is BEST

lose weight you fat motherfucker

aka "Around blacks never relax"

it's more a fascination PR campaign, frankly
>in this thread anyway

>sucker punched
>be ready to throw down
people like you deserves nothing less than a bullet, and the world would be a better place for it.

Reminder that the “Swede” posting riight now is Teuvo from Torinn. He went to Haparanda for drinks tonight but got too drunk and stayed too late. Stuck in Sweden until the buses run in the morning, he is posting on Swedish internet in a pathetic attempt to besmirch the great reputation of Sweden in /hoc/

He's been here for days.

Yes, he hasn’t sucked enough cocks for the bus fare back to Tornio

>Pepsiman

good
he's a good citizen of /hoc/
we upon his efforts

Thinking about popping over to /cric/ for a wee bit

Get off your proxy, Sweden.

tell them i said hi

>washed my sheets
>washed the whites
>washed the darks
>my college won
>my blue bombies won
>have a lot of beers
Lads, we’re doing some serious good timin

Thinking Sweden is Ireland is Greece is Portugal. Just some wandering gypsy that gets drunk and hops the train then posts for 3 days at a time off maccas wifi

The only college fan I knew that was a Bombies fan was a Florida State fan and in NO WAY would I be grateful for the game they played today

Sounds pretty based. I wish that Yea Forums had state flags so that I could falseflag shitpost as a sunbelter.

Are there any good hockey videogames? I need something to play while I wait for this fucking season to start already.

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I like this pospisil kid

No, there are none.

Tekken

I got a copy of NHL 12 on PS3 for $1 at a used book store and have a good time with it

Reminder that food-posters, weeb-posters, apehoop-posters, n*ggercollide-posters, cuck-posters, LMAO EPIC MEME-posters and sunbelt-posters are irredeemable degenerates and each and every one of you should be dragged into the street and get brutally beaten to death with sledgehammers. That's just my opinion though.

sweden is going sicko mode now

why is it trying so hard to be edgy

soon he will break and apologize for war crimes

based

>bork bork
>NEVER!
>dinga darga dinga darvin

I don't usually weeb post here but whenever someone has a temper tantrum about posting anime on an anime website then I'll indulge

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sweden? more like bitch nigger who has no friends so he shits up /hoc/ at 4am on a sunday-land LMFAO

holy fucking GOT 'EM

>/hoc/ is an anime website

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>Rocky top
The absolute city of Tennessee lads. Wew

GO TO CHURCH SVEN
*clap clap clapclapclap*

"muh reddityro openmouth man means im right"

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>sw*des
>Christian
Pick one.

can't argue with those trips

kys weeb fggt

I'll like to commit a war crime on you. Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about Sweden again you subhuman baboon

"No."

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just photoshopped my eyes red

have sex (i know you won't)

Probably will tonight actually

*LE FEMALE ANIME FACE OF CONDESCENSION

EPIC MEMED BRO
*TIPPIN' MY HAT*

hockey

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sweden I didnt know you were shit

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Business idea: double header Monday night hockey

are you the swede from last night that admitted to liking homo music?

Where have you been for the last week?
Stuck in Mastic or Ronkonkoma with no internet?

Don't you have anything better to do than get upset about pictures of anime girls on Yea Forums

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ca c'est la post

This is the post.

Don't you have anything better to do than post pictures of anime girls on Yea Forums

Based

don't you have anything better to do than posting on Yea Forums?

No, and i havent even been in long island because of college. Seriously I didnt expect sweden to be this bad

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You're right. I'm gonna go watch anime, and when I get done I'm gonna reply to you again and let you know how much I liked the episode I saw before posting more anime girls on Yea Forums.

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>baby battle of alberta

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don't you?

hockey is NOT for ugly women

Red Deer has a comfy arena

no

He always was.

I spent a week in Red Deer one night

95281821
>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE
(you)
I didn't know you were a faggot. Seems like we're both got surprises tonight.
It's been intermission. You know, hockey. Now fuck off you piece of shit.
You are all disappointments to your family.

Post your face m8

>get told to have sex
>"im gonna go watch anime!"
l o l

Why is Oilers #72 being such a goddamned faggot out there?

me rn

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50 cm diameter. Fifty-fucking centimeters.

Does any one of you actually think you'd have a chance with me in the streets? Do you maybe think you'd dare to open your mouth, let alone look anywhere else than your own shoes while I grab women's asses and flash a back double bicep. Yep. There you'd sit, quietly, in your booth, with quivering lips, swallowing your anger. I, on the other hand, do what I wish, that is because of these biceps, that allow me to easily curl 45 kgs in a scott bench. These biceps give me the power and strength that you will never reach.

Well, now you know your place, little rats :) I just had to come tell you how the things would unfold in real life, where as here on the internet, many of you think you're tough and just openly troll without any limits. If you ever run into me in a bar, better stay in your lane, even if I take your woman for a test drive, without your permission. But don't worry, I'm sure she'd enjoy being with a real man for once ;)

You mad? Doesn't matter. I'm enjoying my life :)

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>get told to have sex
>"im gonna go watch anime!"

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kek

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I think he's russian

pass the cymbalta

He hates niggers

NHL 94 with the 2018-2019 roster.

I live on such a higher level of existence than you, you wouldn't even see it coming
You originally don't know what you're dealing with.
I'm a goddamn ogre and I could bench you while fucking your girl, boy. And you want to fight me? You got a death wish you little faggot?
You're in for a bad day.

Recently a Finn girl fucked me over so.
SWE > FIN.
No questions.

>getting cucked by a finn

wtf are you doing nigel

She browses Yea Forums so I can't say much.

sounds like a real winner

bruh i unironically used to buy blow from the bar that is making the news for getting shutdown for selling blow, the smuggle inn.

Eat shit you pussy flim flam

watched our young lads get btfo tonight

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fite me IRL

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Overtime time
youtube.com/watch?v=bO6U_peq-jU

Shut up nonce

And it's OVER.

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refpuck

For me, it’s Stan Rogers

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Take it easy, poof.

HAHAHA SUCK IT OILERS

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I don't give a shot about the soilers or the flim flams, but it 100% was a tripping.

can we get a gif of that oilers girl flossing at the end of the game

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baseball is failing in small markets because small markets can't afford the superteams

And they don't have a Gary to artificially prop up non traditional markets? A man to pursue his own self interests when he should be looking out for the 30 owners? A man that's fine with bleeding established teams dry to fund his pet projects?

happy friday ladies

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the owners can get rid of him and choose not to

I wish REAL hokkei was on

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>real hockey
well, you're gonna have a long year bud, being a sharks fan and all.

it's saturday neet boy

testing out my new pillows tonight, lads

What team does latvia support

hyvaa yota

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more like yeet boy

how do you feel about thornton re-signing bud?

Ah so when will you get to watch real hockey?
And not old men skating on ice.

>it's saturday neet boy

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gonna celebrate my birthday by buying name brand at the grocery tomorrow lads

Eh, it's fine, I guess. Joe still can setup bottom six guys like Sorensen, but I wish shorks could put some younger lads in the roster. More concerned about losing Pavs and resigning EK though.

Also I hope Doug will not sign Marleau.

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Obsessed and seething

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Gonna celebrate being a neet by drinking beer and watching movies with protagonists similar to myself. (Drive, Nightcrawler, American Psycho, etc.)

BR2049?

huo-men-ta

She's a coalburner, it's not like she has any self-respect anyway.

hello, Finnfriend

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True

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youtube.com/watch?v=UxxajLWwzqY

The anthem for swedish female degenerates. This and the high all the time remix.

I need the vocaroo link

For me, it's Vancouver Canucks legend Antonio Brown.

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This one?
vocaroo.com/i/s0fzztlBtPo5

for me, it's Buffalo Sabres legend Taro Tsujimoto

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I don't care. I love it.

youtu.be/yLExGNy9IqI
Just like me

vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN

This is the Vocaroo

Anyone in for some chel 18 ps4

Based

>move to phoenix for work
>ehh... lets just go watch the yotes
>THESE FUCKING TICKET PRICES

HOW THE FUCK DO THE YOTES NOT SELL OUT?!

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it's arizona and they're the yotes

>See this cuckold fetish faggot go on self-created media tour
>Expect to hear rote, play-it-close-to-vest standard GM speak
>Repeatedly hear the word "trade" in same sentence as Marner

I think the real hold-up here is just that Marner wants out from this faggot's shit-show. Tom Kurvers has said they've offered Marner 8 yrs at 11m. Turned it down.

Trade possibility real.

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>8 yrs at 11m.
>Turned it down.
bullshit

there will also be a ton of giveaways

Former GM Tom Kurvers on NHL Network.

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might not have been Kurvers, but it was some retired GM

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Row F is what I pay to be in the standing fan section of my SHL team. I would say part of why Yotes have empty seats is driving for more than 20 minutes there and back costs gas, but then I remembered that 'murican gasprices are half of what we pay so.

>one of the most multicultural and multiracial cities in the world
grim

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>turning down 11m AAV after one (1) 90+ point season (tavares babby) coming off an ELC
>hasnt scored 30 goals even just one time
L O C K O U T
O
C
K
O
U
T

fuck these shit eating zoomers

the power is out. the maritimes are storming with hurricane dorian. wish me luck boys

Good luck, lad.

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stand right next to the windows

Mitch Marner? More like Bitch Farter, imma' right lol

WF/BM couplings in Ontario outnumber WF/WM 5:1.

Ontario has province-mandated cuckoldry. Hockey dads get in on the act, bragging about their daughters' brown babies.

Go outside

source

eyes

no way lol

eating bhuja mix, thinking about possibility masturbating soon

Go to bed, silly.
It'll be gone by the time you huomenta.

I eat ass

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>shit-eating Finn grin

Does anyone remember the post I made about my cousin the midget hockey coach who sexually abused the players on his team? I have an update on that...
He’s back coaching again and I never reported it to the cops

Has anyone noticed that a lot of young nhl players have weak chins?

molested? i guess he likes being in the minors

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That's a wide jaw so a healthy chin.

We follow the Weston Price Foundation, so I'm always surveying jaws and chins for health. There's no question that men's chins are getting chubbier and less-defined. But that one ain't bad.

Ha! Carlos!

I do my neck curls. Neck bridges. everyday. If you don't workout chin and neck you're probably ugly and gay,

I’m thinking about getting a chin augmentation to give me a more defined jaw line . My gf and mom say they like my chin and think it’s fine, but i am very self conscious since my ex said I have a weak chin when we broke up. Although I think she was just trying to hurt me,and she couldn’t say I have a small penis since I have a 7.5 incher

>Does anyone remember the post I made about my cousin the midget hockey coach who sexually abused the players on his team?
Actually, yes. I think I urged you to contact the police or the mounties or whoever at the time. I forget what else was said.
>I have an update on that...
>He’s back coaching again and I never reported it to the cops
DUDE. COME ON.
CALL THE FUCKING COPS.

I sincerely hope you get some sort of disease and die at a young age and you have to watch your loved ones mourn your pain. You fucking mindless husk. I hope you get crucified and burned alive. Fuck you.

By still not reporting this, you're at the point where it's as bad as if you're fucking the kids yourself.

I’m a weak man. I just can’t destroy his life over a couple of blowy joeys. I know more kids are going to be abused though and that’s weighing on me

no you don't

I'm trying but the wind is keeping me up

Worst poster in /hoc/ & /cric/ history

>I can't destroy his life, but I can destroy a couple of kids lifes

>over a couple of blowy joeys
WITH
FUCKING
CHILDREN
>yeah but they're not super young, they're kind of close to-
FUCK YOU
CALL THE COPS

It's not you "destroying his life" by calling them, it's him having destroyed his own life by having done what he did.
call
the
fucking
cops

You are an insufferable cunt of a person and everyone here and irl hates you. You could die today and literally no one would be sad that you were gone. In fact, most people would be relieved, because they no longer have to deal with your innate bullshit anymore. Dont @ me, dont respond dont say anything. Just seriously go kill yourself or at least disappear forever because it would be better for the entire universe if you were to never have existed. You are a disappointment to anyone who ever believed in you as a child. Especially your parents. You are the prime example of the type of person that people teach their kids to not become. You are the textbook definition of a failure. Do the world a favor and go give an oncoming train a kiss.

I understand the anger but I don't think you're angry for the right reason. HES GAY

Starting to worry that user just made up his "cousin" and that he's using /hoc/ to confess shit he's done that he's now having second thoughts about.

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>Swede who wants to protect kids

Muhammads are probably raping little girls in your country right now. Go do something about that. Become the Swedish version of the New Zealand guy who shot up the mosque. Your country needs you to do your duty

I'd like to give a shout out to the RCMP/CSIS agents reading this post.

Also, we need to know what province this is all happening in, because I think they've the crown from Minnesota.
You don't have to say the city, but you've got to give us the province.

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*taken the crown from Minnesota

I disavow all criminality

>t. incel

Until user says where this is taking place, I guess /hoc/ doesn't have any choice but to lump all Canadians in on this.

Seriously. Muhammads are raping your country dry and you have the nerve to criticize some guy Canada

You are a pussy
Your countrymen are pussies
Seriously, go do something about your country you GIANT PUSSY

You absolute fucking idiot, you utter buffoon, you are embarrassing yourself and your country

Settle down faggots, you're both shit.

user, have you called the cops yet?
You need to call the cops.
It's a 24-hour line, you know. You can call them right now.

You really woke up on the incel side of your bed today huh?

time for bed soon, church in the morning.

Gonna start posting "user needs to call the cops on his child-abusing cousin" reminders in every thread and every OP that I make.

My man. Browsing /pol/ made me start going to church

CALL
THE
MOUN-TIES
>*clap clap clapclapclap*

Thinking all my North American frens should go to bed.

Not until user calls the mounties and turns in his child-fucking cousin.

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

I would unironically wholeheartedly support death squads that hunted you absolute fucking reprobates down and mercilessly executed you and your families. I would fucking smile as I watch you get a bullet between the eyes and I would fucking sleep like a baby knowing the world is a better place without you.

Do you search threads for the word just so that you can post this?

RPH

that stands for real pedo hours because user still hasn't called the fucking cops on his cousin

>would fucking sleep like a baby

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did that hit close to home?

Don't feed the retarded edgelord.

Die, mutt. No one would miss you. Except for native americans, who now would have no one to make them look good

I'll take that as a yes

Don't be meanies. Life is too short for unfrenship.
You are my frens, and I hope I am your fren too.
And that all of us can get along and be frens, together, frens.

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real bed time hours

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real coffee (and frens ) hours

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Hahahahhaha
The Swede was molested

Ahahahahahhahahahshshhashshh

The absolute state of Sweden!!!

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If this post ends in doubles I’ll call the cops and report my cousin

ROLLIN

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So close, the digits have decided his fate

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>relying on random number coincidences to see whether or not you'll inform the police about a man who has sexually abused minors and is likely to continue doing so
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
CALL THE GODDAMNED COPS

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No. I’m not a fucking narc

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canes

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yotes

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Also, if I reported him this story would be national news. It would be Graham Jones Part 2 diddly boogaloo. My family’s name (a prominent and well known family in the community) would he destroyed. So no, I’m not going to report it.

Graham James* fucking auto corrected to jones

THEY FIRED ME
ON A SUNDAY

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shhhhh

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this club is poppin rn (in yuma)

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>check Yea Forums
>/hoc/ not in the top 20 threads
wtf euros and scandy's

Not in a mood to post today tbqh

What tier division is Poland in the IIHF?

Div 1B. just ahead of japan and behind hungary

where's not based Greece tbqhwy?

not ranked

We lost to romania in OT.

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Maybe if not people like Oliwa or Tavares who refused to play for us... maybe then we could actually achieve something.

fuck /int/ and /cric/ honestly
hell yeah to Poland and Russia

Why the fuck do I even sit at work if I won't be here tomorrow. Just gonna lie down and watch deep pucks

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Whats so special about this one? It must have been pretty easy to score

>/hoc/
>in charge of saving children

game tied at 5, series tied at 1 game a piece and winning mean bragging rights over the best team in hockey

Knowing Vegas is going to win the cup, it's gonna be pretty boring season to watch even for VGK fans, that's why I need a team that will bring some emotions to my life. Yotes, I choose you.

i want to be in charge of making sure people use coasters at the party

Who was the one that slipped?

I don't know sorry

vyacheslav bykov.
if you watch the full replay one of the canadian player trips one of the soviet defends in the neutral zone creating the 3 on 1.

And you can't do that, right? Players without puck are untouchable, and once you receive a puck they can smash you? Or am I missing something there?

meet with family and arrange for him to have "accident"

no one cares about your two bit family from a one horse town

hockey thread

yo, like, you are legit, like, a bad person. you should kill yourself.

C A N E S

>R

>A

>G

>E

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cheers lads

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*sips*

i honest-to-god hope you die a violent horrible death, as soon as possible.
we bant each other on here often, but you're seriously a pusy faggot nigger.

So he is basically what Yea Forums told me leafs are?

they fired you and made you stay for the rest of the day?

Jesus fucking christ they cucked me

about to masterbait

That sucks. I remembered you saying earlier in the week you'd probably get let go. Hopefully you find an even better job.

Power is still out on the east coast. 15% on my phone now. Hurricane winds are dying down at least. Might have to read a book or something.

Wait wait! Before you go...

>laffs
That is all, have fun reading

When power returns I hope to see Marner has signed
>laffs

yuma

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>preferring that annoying faggot over some dude who actually posts about hockey
Retard

Smart money says draft Kassian in your fantasy pools as he’s going to be riding shotgun on the best line in the league.

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The chad autist vs the incel autist

Is the yahoo fantasy the main one? Also what league do I join?

Lads I've been watching this AB drama happen in the NFL and it's got me curious. How can someone enjoy a sport when they know who will win the trophy before the first game is played?

I mean, just look at last year's playoffs. All the #1 seeds were knocked out in the first round and the fucking Blues of all teams won the stan lee. That's so much more exciting than watching the Patriots win again, or the Red Sox win again, or the Warriors in their fifth straight finals.

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Thats a nice thonking.jpg
To be honest I got curious with the NHL after I've tried to bet it and lost miserably. Because even after 5 wins in a row teams still manage to lose to some shitters. I love hokej

just found out I share a birthday with nino

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Sidney Crosby birthdaysharer here

Happy birthday friend

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Same here lad. Can't fathom what it's going to be like when I'm too old to lace them up one day.

Gonna do the dishes and then cook dinner. When I get back I want to see a new and fresh thread posted on time and I want Poland or Norway to have made it.

I'm gonna make the thread just to spite you

>chic fil a doesnt advertise or warn they use peanut oil
>have anaphylactic allergy
>consume chic fil a with hospital on stand by
>sue
How is this not a fool proof plan?
How has chic fil a kept peanut warnings off their products?

>5.5h of work left
>I ate 2 bananas and got nothing else
Shopping ban on sundays sure is great for people. Thanks Poland

the only more deplorable human being than her is serena the gorilla williams.
pls do not post

>being allergic to peanuts

Grim. Peanuts are the best snack and peanut-based foods are usually the best.

Nice trips but doesnt answer the question at hand

peanut allergy is caused by parents not feeding their kids peanuts as a kid
new research suggests the way to overcome this allergy is microdosing every few weeks under doctor supervision

hey

Explain kids with peanut allergies you fucking discount new zealander.

the explanation is in my post

Nope children cant have allergies from not being fed peanuts as children you dumbfuck

based retard. that's what the research suggests now

sciencealert.com/feeding-young-kids-peanuts-really-could-head-off-allergies-later-in-life

...

>just kill your kid

read the fucking article, you don't give you kid a fist full of peanuts. you introduce it to their diets early in small amounts.

>non early edition