LSU / Texas HYPE THREAD

okk:DDDD

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Reminder Orgeron is an absolute retard who will be exposed tonight. Burrow a clown.

Herman and Ehlinger the 100% real shit. The playoff march starts tonight.

$15,000 on Texas +7. God is with us tonight.

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bullshit, post a receipt

go longhorns!

return of the Mack

any austin bros just hear a loud as fuck jet near campus?

It's time, mother fuckers.

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I thought he's in Chapel Hill now.

to win 2k at another book

Preseason line was PK and line moved 7 points. KEK. Texas RB injuries mean shit. worth maybe 1-2 points. LSU 100% hype from blowing up a trash can.

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HOOK

Thanks for giving us Mack Brown back.

reply to this post with 'this post didn't age well'

Texas hasn't been title level in like 10 years now yet they still get hyped as contenders

this post aged okay

THATS NOT WAHT I SAID TO DO OK

That's why there is hype, it is their return, last 10 years don't matter dumdum

that's a lot of money

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you have a problem

Fuck Tom Herman

would you rather live in austin or baton rouge?

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Give us USC!

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based

Name 1(one) redeeming quality about Austin TX

white people

what the fuck? his mom looks like she's 60 but there's no way a 60 year old has a 20 year old kid?

Mmm damn what a milf

my son sam

Based Milf

Made Georgia fans cry last year

Austin. Niggon Rouge is a crime-infested shithole that even LSU athletes aren't safe from the action down there.

Butthole Surfers are from there

MA MA GIB MILKIE

Is this the biological understanding of human beings you receive at LSU?

yikes, she's ugly, you guys have really low standards.

Texas sun dried her skin out

Name 3(three) roads in Austin that aren't toll roads

Geaux Tigers

didn't know cattle barons posted on Yea Forums

>muh SEC physicality
lmao

>completely missing the point of milfs

burnet rd lamar 2222

>Texas unironcally calls themselves DBU

Why is this game in prime time? Neither one of these programs has been relevant in 10+ years tbqh

>Calling yourself "db U" when playing against delpit

You can hear his vocal cords seize as he tried to introduce his son as a Tiger rather than a Buckeye

It’s not El Paso

my wife's son

i like the chikfila cow haha

Which game would you have preferred

sweet jesus

>greatest coach in Shorthorns history was a born and bread Sooner.

>why is a top 10 matchup between 2 programs with massive fanbases in primetime
great question retard

Oh bollocks I added an "a"

At least it's not Houston.

or san antonio

Way to prove your literally illiterate retard

It took 60 years but LSU is finally inplementing a modern spread offense.

or the valley

>that throw
LSU has a good quarterback? What? Are they legit dangerous this year?

how many cookies can i eat?

Who was the boomer that came up with the idea to have the parents introduce their kids?

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Same QB different offensive scheme.

How delayed is your stream lol

>TexASS

Don't they have a lot of decent gigs there? That's what I'm the most jealous of.

why coke gotta make fun of texas state like that

9

don't put limitations on yourself, user

what size are these bad larrys

...

welp I guess that's that then huh?

90% of /fit/ is fatties LARPING

i haven't eaten sugar since july 4th

this black sideline chick is such a babe, why can's chicks like her be in movies and not hideous sheboon that I have to think are attractive?

Anybody remember les miles?

#90 is a bigbig boy he could probably eat 12 cookies

SEC DEFENSE

How many cookies would Sam Ehlinger's mom be able to eat?

Yeah, he's already turning those ROCK COCK JAYHAWKS into something resembling a football team. Only problem though: will it get the students to care about something other than apehoop?

that cornerback hurt himself?

>incomplete pass
>FLAG: H-HANDS TO THE FACE
>Texas holding and keeping linemen down
>ALL GOOD THANK YOU FOR THE CHECKS

how many famous amos cookies could you fit into your ass? 10?

she could hide extra in her neck flab, like a chipmunk or hamster

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wthat the fuck user

also we redzone now

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

B-BUT TEXAS IS BACK

LOL

KEKSAS KEKHORNS

HAHAHAHHAHA GET FUCKED

STONE HANDS

Choked under the pressure in the endzone, heheheh

Embarrassing

was that girl a texas longhorn fan? what a retard

>b-but muh memes
fuck off. Still the first quarter you cucks

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It was Ehlinger's mom

that was a 50+ leatherface

I want that boyband commercial to come on that song is a slapper

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If you can't down an entire bag of oreos you are not an American.

yes, all Texas fans are retards.

Is that nick mullen?

i wonder how many people on Yea Forums are cumboys

Hes been doin a beard for 6 months

FUCK TEXAS
FUCK AUSTIN
FUCK HILLS

t. Houston

Season 2 of bless this mess lads

i am a cumboy

t. lsu fan

based bookie as Texas drops a TD

Hooked!

PICKED

>lswho

HOOK EM

TEXAS IS BACK
(intheredzone)

HAHAHAHAH EAT SHIT LSU

noo. they're back, bros. I didn't want it to be true, but they are undeniably back..

FUCK OIL REFINERIES
FUCK NASA
FUCK KATRINA REFUGEES

—Austin

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

B A C K
A
C
K

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TEXAS
IS
BACK

I was always told "don't mess with Texas",

Close to the 1 yd line. Come on now.

you were todd right

>You can do all this with oil
>"Lol lets just burn it lol who cares

UNBACK

Texas will turn over on downs again.

WOW

>Texass

embarrassing

TEXASS LUL

Nice play calls

2
for
2
DENIED!

William Taggart
Discuss

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Texas isn't back!

TEXAS IS FRONT

UNBACK

>Texas isn’t complete and utter shit they said

Imagine being unable to score from the half yard line.

How can one team be so embarrassing?

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UNEXPOSABLE

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Jesus Christ.

Dead nigger walking in terms of employment. Heads will roll if they lose this game.

LMAO

STUFFED 3X

Texas offense averaging .23 yds per play

Embarassing

things aren't alright, alright, alright

Aren't there zero wind farms in Austin? How are you guys generating your power?

It could be worse

>Texass
REALLY NIGGA?????

Stuffed 8x actually

gonna need mental health updates from the user with $25k on Texas as the game progresses

Sauce?

Read the thread retard

...

read the thread you fucking muppet

nvmd, it looks like 15k

Suicide status: empty handgun on the desk

i would fuck rainbow johnson

you know its not an either or thing right? Refining oil yields a variety of usuable substances. The gas you use in your car is separated from from the plastics.

I'm not reading a Yea Forums thread with over 100 posts. Do I look like Yea Forums?

Who excited for Tamron Hall new show?

>t. FSU fan

are you retarded? just look for posts with a bunch of replies

GOD I HATE YOU PEOPPLE

>show about mixed race people

who watches this shit

>retards on Yea Forums not knowing how covering a spread works

It'll be smooth going for him. If you can put up 15k you can afford to lose 15k.
It's the guys betting their last 200 you have to worry about.

>Lanard Fournette
LMAO, is this a joke?

oh boy another defensive stop

wanna hear a joke?

LSU offense

Leonard’s mom named her second son Lanard

does anyone want to see a penis

Gee Ed, two Leonards?

sure

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>wings, beer & sports

That boomer restaurant has 9 more years tops

update: i had 15 chips a hoy cookies and half a gallon of milk before i got full

>tfw your screen-name is already taken

>t. fatass

>WHO /HORNS/ HERE?

no

Holy fucking shit

HOOK

Lafawnda is still available, user.

Ehlinger has a better brapper than my gf what do bros

Pathetic

Checked

Sam Leglinger missing an easy throw

you will never bloatmaxx with those stats

Here here

Em Horns!!

Gay sex with your dad

TEXAS

TEXAS IS BACK

TEXAS IS BACK

texas just throwing bombs all game?

based

B A C K
A
C
K

longhorns? .. more like.. longGAYS hahaha

hell yeah dudes

No big deal. LSU is a second half of the second quarter type of team.

tom herman thinks this is madden

Refball that was an interception

are there any NCAA cheerleaders that cheer barefoot?

not in austin

can't intercept a ball that's on the ground

Lol, going for it on 4th every time, qb run, and throwing bombs is classic vidya

>can't score within 5
>can hit a dragon just fine
Fucking Herman

y that guy starting an invisible lawnmower

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Is texas back?

Where's Lanyard?

BASED HORNS ARE BACK
check em

gotta mow the grass before les miles eats it

To cut the invisible grass on the field.

Nah

o ok

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yee-haw

T I G E R S -- TIGERS!

>"dbu"
>can't even cover a simple cross route in the back of the end zone
The absolute state of texas

this post didn't age well

i am going to take a shower during halftime. anyone want to join me? in spirit i mean, not physically, that'd be gay hahah

based haha poster

GET FUCKED HORNSFAGS

>not physically

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I'm gonna order some food but thanks for the offer.

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Does he browse Yea Forums?

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faptime

Nah, I'm gonna do the dishes instead

he cleans it up

>Does he browse Yea Forums?
No, probably browses Yea Forums, /qst/, /ck/, and /e/.
Phone posts on /d/ and /hm/

Does anybody else feel like texas ended up with a lot of talent in a short amount of time? I feel like 5 years from now a shitload of recruitment violations will be surfacing.

How are you feeling today

pretty good. thought I was out of weed, all my plugs are dry, ended up just finding some stuff i hid away and Michigan won...just need muh Horns to Hook 'em now and my powerball ticket to hit and I'm golden.

am I going blind or is the broadcast in sepia tone now

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ahah dude u smoke haha so cool my dude i also smoke weed im somewaht of a rebel ahha

cringe and bluepilled

ive been sick and gassy

you see it too? I thought i was having a stroke.

wow imagine making fun of someone on an anonymous message board for liking thinks you don't like

Rust-O-Vision

sperging this hard over nothing, yikes!

e$pn showing their bias by putting on a burnt orange filter

unwarrantedly tired

checked for truth

I love those old titties

the fuck is going on with the filter? it's kind of comfy desu

>feel tired
>go to sleep as soon as i get home from work (6pm)
>wake up at 5am
>still feel like I've gotten zero hours of sleep
lmao am i dying

On your period?

>The 1st half MVP that came through for LSU, Chris.

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What’s it like being a wageslave?

whats it like to be a virgin

I make a ton of money but I have no time to enjoy it.

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my feet hurt

No, Crohn's disease.

I make 12.75 an hour

>Texas has a whopping 0 points from two first-and-goal drives
>it's the ref's fault that they're losing

Doesn't that mean your guts are all fucked up?
Cost of living is that cheap there?

Independence plus exhaustion

this
>tfw rent is 1k

SACK TASTIC

That's minimum wage in my state lol.

yea i shit myself constantly

You might have sleep apnea. Are you fat?

>Texas Minister of Culture
Based

Mmmmmmm

140lbs [spoiler]5'8''[/spoiler]

Does the picture look dingy to anyone else?

mmmm badass on the sidelines

mmmmmmmm spread offense wouldn't wanna mess with that

Texas Longhorns mmmmmm wouldn't wanna mess with them

mmmmmmmmmmmm i like boys

do your kids have that disease??

>Lelinger

im 28 and have no gf

o

Do people tell you that you snore

wow the longhoerns are shitting the bed

Why is burrow better than lelinger in literally every way?

Damn this game is getting out of hand. At least you guys beat jawja last year.

where my /UTrejects/ at?
UTA here

let me just check with all the people who sleep near me, this might take a while hahaha

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>Jebussy

damn is Joe Burrow going to win an Heisman?

WEW

.

>Texass
>back

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>back

>texasssss
>back

Pick 1 friendo

I went to Rice.

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LMAO HOOK EM HORNS BOYS AM I RITE LOL

download a dating app. Hinge is where all the desperate I want a bf girls go just pretend like you want a relationship too and it's easy peasy

It's pretty comfy if you're left alone to do your stuff. Torture if you can't have podcasts/music.

tx state here

My absolute condolences for your football team.

>let's renovate our end zone during the season!

Texas education everyone.

oh hey there Yea Forums

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we got fucked by utsa

wanna explain why there is a construction area in the Texas endzone?

Why any white parents would let their child go to LSU is beyond me.

How you holding up $15k user? See pic related, don't do anything brash, you have so much to live for! Oh wait, you're a longhorns fan nvm lol

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those media boomers really though they could convince everyone texas was the 9th best team in the country lmao

For a true degenerate gambler 15k really isn't that much.

Based!

I am so old I remember when Texas State wasn't a shitter.

>Louisiana
>White

It's all creoles, redneck frenchies, and nogs

kek

they were pretty good in the FCS if that's what you mean

is aflac a scam

I don't think there is a better place to be than a quarterback for an SEC school, the entire state would have your back.

Eh they turn on you pretty quick too

Undertaker is going to take those boys to Wrestler's Court. Mmmmm gonna get some pure strikes

Undercarder is a fake tough guy

>Big 12
>Only has 10 FBS members
hmmm...

>Big 10
>has 14 FBS members

how this be possible? no unerstan

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Are y'all back yet?

I thought this was a vikings hat for a second and you almost made me seethe

yea i picked up some white claw

Just like how the Longhorns are a fake top 10 team

never left baw

harmen looks like he's about to cry

Yes, but is Texas back?

man this thread fucking died, is there another one or something?

probably a lot of people in the general

Just got back from halftime, relax.

LSU fans are busy drinking and T***s fans are cry-showering

when the fuck did antonio brown sign with the patriots wtf

/cfb/ threads die out as the second round of games end because of alcohol poisoning for all the underclassmen posters that prop up their team all day and once they lose they fuck off
Also nebraska fans are gone lmao

Im genuinely concerned for nebraska fans health tonight

most posters on Yea Forums are over 25 tho

Where my Louisiana people at? New Orleans represent

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Just checking in, Texas status?

If they could survive going 0-6, they can survive this

we need less of those fuckers because they invade all the stadiums and it's embarrassing
>he actually believes this
back but on standby

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imagine living in that shithole of a town/state

Are they turning on Frost yet? Dude has been a fraud for 20 years.

By water here

>he actually believes this
Why would a young person be here?

Food's good at least

I appreciate the support they have for their team, but it annoys me when they post grainy screenshots and talk about taking over a stadium. Yeah, of course it looks like there are a lot of you there, you're wearing the most obvious color that stands out in crowds. Red is always more visible in a crowd.

Port Allen reporting in

New head coaches usually get 2 years before the seat starts warming, especially if the program was a mess before they arrive.

80% of Yea Forums are in high school/college

This year is /our year/.

There's no way we could get crushingly disappointed 3 years in a row right?

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>USC FIRED COACH O
OH NONONONONONONONONONONOOOOO

Go lsu,all my supporte of course from france and ,please visit my country and my town(Bordeaux)
you dont be upset for sure,and one day i'll visit the state of louisiana,a state with a lot of culture like France...

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If you don't hook em horns I'm gonna give you 10 pure strikes.

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what

>Texas
>beating LSU
good fucking luck dimsdale

did someone say crushing disappointment?

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As a Bucs fan, never underestimate the power of playoff heartbreak. I was a kid during the Dungy years. As you are now, so was I, so I am now, you will be.

That was years ago. They all grew up and are here for good.

I hope you like seafood, bud light, and the Beastie Boys

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Louisiana was founded by French settlers so he probably thinks it's like a mini France and wants to visit

Maybe so, but it feels like it's getting younger. Reddit is practically unusable as its been overrun by 16 year olds.

well if their nationial team is anything like the rest of france he'll feel right at home

whats with th fatfucks and cramping?

it's not like you're just running around and kicking a ball, blocking on the line of scrimmage is like pushing a 600 pound sled for 20 yards, much more tiring than Ngubu sprinting down the wing and blooting a cross

Get dehydrated faster.

My town is 90% white(living cost is very high,housse are extensives,350000 euros...)but nice try...

How many touchdowns would the undertaker score?

French aren't white

dear french,
can i visit ww1 memorials?? thanks,
me

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>housse are extensives,350000 euros
That's a cheap house in any city in the USA, muhmet.

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im getting a cramp just watching this

Texas fans vent your frustration to me
Just let it out

>90% white
Then you won't like Louisiana, friend. The French who settled here were essentially Arcadians from Canada who had jungle fever and fucked their own slaves and created the Cajuns.

I dont think so,euros is higher than dollar and we have egal house,not paper housse who fly with a hurricane retard...

>YOU ARE A BAD GUY!!!
every time

learn how to use ellipses, faggot

dear french man
you are doing what we call 'bullying' pls stop, thanks

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Didn't all of your houses get destroyed by germans?

Ww1 is in Alsace lorraine near germany...

>money worth 20% more
You might be able to afford a condo in a city.
>All Americans live in FL
yep.

Stop being a dick dad

youtube.com/watch?v=xq3a_7242Lc

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oh

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Not mu town i live in the south near spain in the free part during the german occupation

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lmao imagine living in a country so cucked you got occupied by germans twice

How has Hooters survived as a restaurant, let alone still putting out commercials? Clown town.

Oh god these Texas fags are singing that shitty 80s song again. So fucking cringe

I dont speak german so fuck off,its all thats count...i speak spanish instead...

whats wrong with milkers

Some of us are old enough to remember when they had an airline

3 times. Dont forgot the franco-prussian war. Germans army was in Paris 3 times in less 70 years.

>singing Don't Stop Believing with lights
Yikes.

D R A G O N

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LSU defense was out partying on 6th last night. That's why they're all going down dehydrated.

How does a team called DBU have so many shitty defensive backs?

>6th street

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Bernay France is sister cities with my small shithole Louisiana town one day I’ll visit.

melting pot of friendship

ok mohammmed, whatever you say

22 ded

>icing our own kicker
BRILLIANT STRATEGY.

Nobody calls them DBU. Florida has 10 playing in the NFL, Ohio State has 11. LSU at least has a lot, but doesn't touch either of those two.

Its in Normandy in country part near omaha beach where americans did the d day...

>destroyed by germans
Germans and Brits who couldn't differentiate between a German garrison and a French town

your mom does thr "d-day" every night at my apartment if you know what i mean

Pretty good choice user,a lovely part of france with country life style,its small...

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He wanted a practice kick.

I'll do the same with your big fat mama...

>see cheerleaders shaking ass
>dad says
>thats real nice, i appreciate what youre showin me right now

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can feel an elinger pick coming

STOP THEM

STOP THE NUFFWES

When was the last time a lazy frenchman did anything?

tell your dad i said "hell yea brother"

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Attempt to put out a fire.

NOT SO FAST LSU

TEXAS
IS
BACK

>that one cheerleader hugging the others
Calm down, Stacy

B-V-B-B-But nmugf gun bo

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TOUCHDOWN
E
X
A
S

HOOK EM HORNS

Texass is back.

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Lok giid ruffance biggers

Imagine living in the country without universal healthcare ...enjoy your futur debts modern slave...

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>not working in healthcare so you don't have to pay for anything and you also jew everyone else

>no universal healthcare
>public transport sucks
>no high speed rail
I hate my country sometimes

I have a job so that's no concern to me. Are you such a fat chain smoking piece of shit that you need constant healthcare?

Could be worse. Someone could have painted a bunch of potato niggers on it.

GODDAMN BROOOOOOOONIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

>potato niggers
what he mean by this

>New Algeria talking shit

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My work pay the complement too but i don't have to pay ones hundred thousand dollars for a cancer...

Joke's on you, Notre Dame's leprechaun this year is a literal nigger

Dad Im serious stop it. Dont make be bring up you being overrun by muslim hoards

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>>no universal healthcare
Yeah, we're fucked on that one
>>public transport sucks
Get a fucking car. Gas is cheaper than water here
>>no high speed rail
Buy a fucking a plane ticket

Imagine having to pay 50% in taxes so Ngubu who just fell off the boat yesterday can get gender realignment surgery.

france go to bed

>unironically making Joe Burrow look like an elite QB

France is right

>some thirdworlder joins the thread to start spamming about healthcare costs
breh, this is a threat about a college football game

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Its sunday praise the lord instead pf bullying user...

That's the joke.

>get into accident
>ambulance takes you to the wrong hospital
>get charged as if you were uninsured

How long will Stumptown last? I give it 9 weeks

Your minorities dont have food stamps and everything else...?

Why are you in this thread? Do they even have colleges in france?

Sit down Texas. Sit down.

Nope. I have fantastic coverage because I have a real job.

i would fuck that skinny asian bitch

We all would user

They get the bare minimum. We actually value hard work in this country and don't let people coast along their entire lives.

That's a hot grandma

honk honk fuckers, don't get too upset now baw

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Lol stfu boomer

I wonder why americans hate france so much thats all,also we need more americans tourists because of your Money,i just want to burnish the image of France...

>muh DBU

How is $15k user holding up?

he's right my man

>16 year old doesn't understand society
shocking

he's probably blackout drunk

It's dumb boomers who think France is socialist

We had to bail you out twice because you are a nation of pussies. We don't respect people cant take care of themselves.

France is perceived as being a weak lazy and emasculated country. Almost the opposite of America really.

why do you all argue so much?

Theres a lot of work in france dont listen bad sources,you start yourn own business in 5 minutes trust me...

Lmao based Herbstreet calling out the faux DBU premise from the short horns

Imagine a Big XII team thinking they're good at anything defensive

I don't even know you and I fucking hate you. Anybody watching the BYU and Tenn OT game as well?

holy shit college defenses are garbage

how is it even fun watching this when every game has like 70-80 combined points

He's a Buckeye. Just 2 years ago Ohio State had 3 DBs drafted in the first round. Texas thinking they're better than that, let alone thinking they're the best, is hilarious

wew

PARTY ROCKERS #TOTHEHOUSE TONIGHT

>DBU

Now this is a game

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SIT DOWN BOY SIT DOWN
HOOK EM HORNS

neither of these schools have the right to use "DBU" after these performances.

I can’t even recall the last time they had a good secondary. Kenny Vaccaro is the only one drafted in the first round over the last ten years and he was a complete bust in the nfl

Then why don't you? I don't think I can name a single french company.

siiiiiiip

Sorry. I only watch top 10 teams user

Well this game is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that you faggots said that NCAA football was the best sporting event of all time. LOL
Anyways I just downed
>6 bud lights
>boneless wings
>pizza sticks
>sliders
>and a chocolate molten lava cake
This Seahawks fan (AKA real FOOTBALL) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb.

PS. see you in the superb owl chiefs

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boo orange team!

Total(œil company)
Airbus
Louis Vuitton
Hermès
Nestlé
L'oréal
Perrier
Heynnesey
...and many others in my town we priduce the bordeaux wine for exemple,de arent a big country like you but were better than spain italy... in this point...

based

ORANGE TEAM BAD

lel #19 celebrating making a tackle when just last drive he got burned multiple times

And cars companies
Peugeot
Renault
Citroen

And can you quote a single uk big company..?

le spicy mae mae will back fire hard.

Nobody playing defense this half

this, but unironically

BBC

Refs fucked up that drive but LSU definitely dominated it

Rolls Royce.
McLaren.

the city of Big 12 defenses

Lol...tv channel...

this score every drive shit is annoying

>Refs fucked up that drive but LSU definitely dominated it
Refball twice made the drive

That call didn't even matter. Texas' secondary is Sun Belt tier. Joe Burrow is a decent QB, they simply can't stop him.

No because all of europe sucks. Theres a reason american companies dominate the globe. Turns out high taxes and supporting losers doesnt lead to innovation

Horns down nigga

hoog them ;DDD with horns ;DD

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hookem

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Meant to add Lotus just to round out the three.
Range Rover
Aston Martin
More cars?

Schlumberger
About a million fashion houses
Michelin
Essilor
Hachette
BNP Paribas
Rexel
Sephora
Vivendi
Danone

>naming brit companies
>not going straight for fossil fuels, banks and arms manufacturers
come on lads it's the only working part of our economy

Not very diversified...

Can we all get together to laugh at Tennessee?

lel

Unilever? BP? AstraZeneca and GSK, Prudential.

Actually yeah, the UK kinda sucks at business

Kek

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French cars used to be so good. Now they are either asian or shit

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French user just mentioned shitty car companies. UK has much better cars.
Most F1 teams are based in England.

Fuck off third worlders. We don't fuck up your povertyball threads.

Thanks many but americans dont know this...

Problem is the US and China are both miles better in the banking sector, and projectile weaponry is literally on our national seal.

Stfu niggers

Ok,but Fossil fuels is in scotland,fear brexit user...

ded niggas

Oooh. Titties.

i guess everything is bigger in texas

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i think titties are gross

>this french dude is still sperging

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Range is Indian and Lotus is Chinese

They're owned by Germans, Indians and who knows what these days.

If you are talking about ownership/investor stake then you are going to have to shift the lines on a lot of motor companies.
Range and Lotus are still majority UK based and operated.
The Germans, Italians, etc don't own any of their own production by that standard.
You globalist faggots keep asking for this.

can someone post a link to a stream?

Rolls Royce is German. I will give you Mclarens

TEXAS IS BACK

ok i found one stream

tklist.us/20461-2/#ABC

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

>TEXASS
>"DBU"

Jej

DBU!!!!!!!!!

heh

HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER

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2!

>the dilapidated municipality of Texas

Here you got bro espn.com/watch/

>YOUR GAME MVP FOLKS

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Are you okay buddy

French people work six months out of every year for the government. You are in debt for your entire lives just by being alive.

>Burrow doing the Queen's wave
Based

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your false god has failed you

he ded

Thats not wrong but i own my business so its different,i pay my own contribution,i got my entire money...

And that's a good thing

What did he mean by this?

So how can you make fun of Americans' debt when everyone in your country has to give away half of their income whether they are in debt or not?

checked and anti-de-gen pilled

I just responded to the trolls and for exemple i visites New York,i saw some people avery dick in the street with broken leg...they dont go the hospital?

They're scammers. Just like gyspsies in europe that pretend to be blind or disabled

If the LSU WR just falls down after the 1st down the game is literally over on 6, instead a 15k push. But hey 99% of bettors lost on 6.5

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>see i still have the tab open
>check the thread
>its literally just this french dude sperging

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Typically those are homeless. Mental illness is their problem and they can't get help because liberals kicked them out of asylums. The government does give healthcare to the poor so it's not for a lack of opportunity.

They got difficulties to walk and they don't look homeless but ok...

>Texas thinking they can compete with the SEC to only once again be proven wrong
Enjoy being a big fish in a small pond.

lmao you got scammed by some addict in manhattan

Now you know why we left the motherland.

It was like in walking dead sometimes lol...

Based

New general

Drunk Cajun LSU student here

Fuck the entire state of Texas

i was going to serve in your foreign legion until i realized your country's shit is hitting the fan and yo elect neoliberals
ok latin dick