UFC 242 Live Gamethread #9

it's over

ref should have stopped it 2bh

that's a given

ref should have ended it there

peehead getting raped

thank fucking god

based aussie poster

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dustin gassed in the 2nd

ALLAHU AKBAR
MASHALLAH
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

I LOVE GAY PORN!

FUCK HIM IN THE ASS KHABIB!

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Don't know what Cruz was watching but that choke did not look like it was in at all

LOL DUSTINS ARMS COMPLETELY GASSED WASTEE ENERGY

TAAAPPPYY

LOL

Imagine if Khabib got RNC'd.

desperate

LMAO WHAT A BUM

TAKBIR

Khabib cannot be beaten

this semen slurping sport isn't for me lads

Poirier is a meme fighter

When do Muslims blow up now?

this is not what i was hoping to see happening. khabib you heavy suffocating bastard

when the fuck does a guillotine ever work?

this t b h

>tfw realizing i only like watching fatass heavyweights beat the shit out of each other

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absolute brainlet display by the peahead

Nate Diaz would have done better.

Dustin just gave up there.

HEEM TAPPY

SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

Quick tap. He quit

i legit find it hard to watch khabib cus we already know what the result is gonna be lmao

>gonna fuck a sifrina now

Feels good lads. See u around

Poirier was never good.

ASS FUCK

ASS FUCK

I LOVE ASS FUCKING BROS

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WHITE BOIS BTFO

KHABIB GOAAATTT

kek, what a bitch

heartlet

TAPPY CRINGE PEAHED

>hug each other for 5 rounds
yeah, im thinking this semen slurping sport isnt for me

Shithouse fight. Dustbin is a fucking can

28 - 0 NIGGAS

LMOA
buum

We need Tony , he is our only hope.

can poorier

IT'S TONY TIME BITCHES

tony vs kebab please

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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LOL Khabib giving love to the sheikh section

TONY TIME

>wrestlefuck

lol gay

Where are the Dustin fags at

Let's be honest, that was fucking boring

A MIDDLEWEIGHT BEAT A FEATHERWEIGHT HOW INCREDIBLY IMPRESSIVE

god damnit dustin

told ya he was a can

Imagine just being completely gassed after 2 rounds LOL. couldn't even hang in there. He was literally dead weight

TAPPY

HEEEEEM TAPPPPPY

show your boyhole kippers

OMG KHABIB ATTACKS DILON DANIS AGAIN

I love how the stream shitted himself on the choke.

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ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!!!!

white christian incels on suicide watch

lads what part of the north caucasus are you from?

WHAT THE FUCK DUSTIN
HE TOOK YOUR SHIT BUT YOU TAPPED IN 5 SECONDS SHARP

It's Khabib time!

FERGUSON IS OUR ONLY HOPE

28-0

Every time LMAO. How the fuck do you let go of a full guillotine?

what a fight

Khabib is legit, cant deny him after that

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OH NO NO NO NO CHRISTIANBROS WTF

kek

That's it. Call tony.

smugbib.jpg
lmao at you retards again

Alhamdullilah!

Why doesn't the boring little cunt move up to WW?

The Natty goat will stop Khabib

>people watching 2 closeted gays fighting

completely shit the bed

JAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA WHITE PPL

Khabib is undefeated

tfw the only good bet I won was Paul Felder and he actually lost that fight

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HOOOOOOOLY SHIT
I thought our boy was done for with that guillotine.

lets laugh at dustbin fans

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wow khbabib at 185 walking so dominate at 155

Khabib is just ridiculous. Makes it look so easy.

WE NEED FERGUSON, TONY WHERE ARE YOU??????

it was the heat. if it wasnt so hot Dustin wouldn't have gassed and he would win.

thank god i didn't bet on Dustin

Name a good khabib win

>khabib cant handle the flurry
>dustin decides to play it safe
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khabib is white

this

Tony has zero chances against prime Khabib.

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Allahu akbar, die infidel

that was actually grappling kino
what the fuck

Aren't more than half not even in UFC?

Real talk: banning knees on the ground massively disadvantages wrestlers

webms of the match?

Now that this can is out of the way can Tony please do all of us a favor and kill this goatfucker?

ALLAH’D

Non-Overheated Dustin wins the rematch

>NA UFC
OMEGALUL

EU WINS

WHAT A FIGHT BASED KHABIB BASED KHABIB BASED KHABIB

TONY KHABIB
UFC 145
DECEMBER 14th
GET FUCKING HYYYYYPE

Khabib is unflushable. I told you.

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Chechnya

It wasn't in. He was too high.

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Fuck this, I'm converting to Islam.

>Khabib has beat no one
APOLOGISE

Wait Dustin lost wtf I did not see that coming

fuck off misha

Eye clawing sand nigger. Fuck the ref for letting it go in the first round.

fluke

ALLAHU AKBAR

THE GOAT 28-0

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based ausposter

Khabib always uses the cage.

grappling people 30 pounds smaller than you is easy retard

Khabib is an honorary aryan.

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Damn

Khabib looked unstoppable

Barboza
Conor
Tibau
Trujillo
Johnson

Name 1 good khabib win

Name one good Khabib win

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White man loses again

>Tony

Jej khabib taps him too

>Cage grinding, crotch sniffing, homo laying wins again.

It's so tiring, nobody will tell me that this gay shit is more real fighting than boxing or even fucking Taekwondo.

Khabib, Usman, Colby would get murdered if they ever tried this outside of the UFC, ditch the octagon and use a ring.

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RARE
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Christcucks BTFO, as always.
The only one who can win against a white muslim is a white paganbro.

Tony is the last hope with those circular saw elbows

Dustbin and Cormier have 0 fight IQ. What's up with Lafayette? Why does it produce brainlets?

haha post some more b

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Holy shit look at how tight that squeeze is.

Looked like he was legit taking him away from this realm. Any chance of a webm of Khabib's guillotine escape?

name one khabib win. he doesn't have any

So fucking hype for Tony to face the impossible and win

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tony is the last hope

>NA BTFO in CS BY EU
>NA BTFO in UFC BY EU

wew

wrong retard, go watch pride, knees are more of a threat from bottom

If you ever can't fall asleep just watch a Khabib fight

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wow khabib walking around 185-190 pounds amazing

Ok serbiabro, time to dump those foot webms you were talking about

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What a woman.

Are those sheiks kids

Nate would probably make the same mistake of going too hard for subs instead of standing up

I think I'm done watching Khabib fights unless it's vs Tony. What's the point , it's the same gay shit every time.

one white man loses, a different white man wins, same old old story

ALHAMDULILLAH

THE EAGLE!!!!
UNDEFEATED

dustin is a literal fucking retard
round 1 he actually stopped fighting and asked his coach what he should do
he literally just stopped fighting

ALLAHU AKBAR

Dustin's a spic

BROTHER Khabib makes quick work against a no name wh*Te Protestant cuck

I never liked that about MMA
Everyone cuts down to one or two classes. McGregor only dominated because he went down two.
Now it's being pushed even harder with multiple class champs.

I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me

Enough with this crap leave Khabib to me now

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Khabib's English is unironically pretty good

Tony is the last guy we have to take out this fucker, WE NEED HIM.

I believe that is how close we are gonna get to see somebody beat Khabib. Dustin's wrestling looked great but it was still no match for Khabib.

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>hugging vs ground hugging
both are extremely gay

wanna fight like Khabib? Join your high school wrestling team.

Also why did Poireer enlist a bunch of BJJ guys for his training camp when he should have enlisted a bunch of wrestlers?

This is honestly scripted as fuck

the stream stops for what seems 2 minutes in the 3rd round, I refresh and apparently the fight is over and khabib wins by decision. what the fuck

Just Gaethje can take this belt

TAKBIR ALLAHU AKBAR

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AHAHAHAH I TOLD YOU DUSTIN IS TRASH, NOW IT'S TONY FERGUSON TURN TO GET SMASHED

Canor burried

most GOAT of all time

1. habeeb
2. le cocaine skeleton man
3. Generalized System of Preferences

thank you for reading this post

how can white """""women""""" compete?

First time Im watching UFC yikes what is this cringefest?
It looks pretty bad. Like it's 2 toddlers trying to stand on their feet when they haven't learnt how to walk just yet. Looks like there's no force going on between the 2.
Idk to me it looks easy to get off that position is it really that hard?
Also its gay as fuck.

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what if I am 29?

SPASIBO

>humps your legs in all eight corners

Right now

>gets kneed in the skull

HE THANKED SOUTH CAUCASUS

Allahu akbar

khabib the GOAT undefeated 28-0

kek calling out the greggor

>khabibs charity act is giving his merch sales to Dustbin because hes such a bum

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>literal who's

Kekd

Wtf? I thought this was about boxing? How can you be allowed to choke your enemy?? Why not just jump on top of him and choke.at start of the match? How is that fair

Khabib is unironically the GOAT

Based Khabib

prove khedbid won, you cant

truly based finnnbro

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Wow, Khabib donated all his money to Porier's charity.

Fuck.

What about Dana? His purse is like x100 from this fight compared to Khabib and Porier.

>cajun
>white

>"Clean your gym, bucko!"

>Women back in our country don't wear papahas
How buttblasted will that make SJWs back in US?

Hypest fight in MMA history?

List of people Khabib CANT beat:
1. Tony Ferguson
2. Justin Gaethje
3. Gregor Gillespie
List of people Khabib CANT beat:
1. Tony Ferguson
2. Justin Gaethje
3. Gregor Gillespie
List of people Khabib CANT beat:
1. Tony Ferguson
2. Justin Gaethje
3. Gregor Gillespie

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defend with two hands you idiot

total bullshit

Fixed fight in Abu Dabi
Fixed fight in China

I think this is the end of MMA.

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>I believe that is how close we are gonna get to see somebody beat Khabib
bruh, there's still Tony

Who’s Jim?

lmfao based

can't deny Khabibi any longer, he now has a legit record (will never count those mountain amateurs)

HOLY SHIT HE SAID NORWAY IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND THAT PEOPLE SHOULD DONATE MONEY TO NORWEGIANS ON Yea Forums WTFF

poor churkas still compete under russian flag
they are ashamed of their sheep fucking shithole

Only rookies get tapped by a half guard guillotine

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>clean your gym edition

DOESNT CALL OUT TONY

i didn't even realise he was wearing dustin merch
what the fuck that's rude

Gee Ass Pee doesn't want khabib fight

jesus heem will be insufferable this week

wtf is he saying russianbros? Sounds political af

Khabib is absolutely halal

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CONOR FUCKING WINS THE FUCKING REMATCH

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now that's a brutal mog

If Dustin had survived that round he would've won.

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go to your local MMA gym an talk to the wrestler/grappling coach and you can network

Honestly if you dont mind being tossed around by a few teenagers depending on the HS some of the wrestling coaches wont mind teaching private classes

DUCKING TONY

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Most of the top 25 would beat Khabib. He ducked all of them to fight cherry picked featherweights and become paper champ. Dana is Ali's private gimp.

Couldn't tell if he's donating his purse or trying to help poirier sell shirts for his charity. Language barrier. We'll see though.

he had it when he went full retard strength with the flurries then he decided to go back to being meek like a twat

>I want to watch boxing or kickboxing
>I'm just gonna watch mma instead and bitch about it

Khabib is a wholesome guy, it seems

>dodging tony

Mmm damn. Nothing like fat assed white girls

Damn, it looked way worse in real time, looked like 4-5 clear connects.

Poirier best wins were a washed up Eddie Alvarez and an overrated Hawaiian. How did get a title shot? How was the overrated Hawaiian vs Poirier good enough for an interim belt?

Alhamdulillah. Alhamdulillah. Fuck whities. White = Tap. Islam = Superior. Christiany = 0, Islam = 5

alright Khabib is actually based and respectful.

>Albania

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obviously, khabib is trash

sauce on this WAGON?

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what will eliminate cage hug? As this user points out Lay and pray is making a comeback with seemingly nothing to stop it

Maybe if they allow more knees on the canvas so we get more jorge vs askren stoppages

Just a different flavour of awful isn't it
Not sure why anyone bothers with /heem/
Even the gamethreads are pretty bad these days

These inbred arabs don't think Khabib is a shitskin like them right?

What a shit sport

wtf was khabib talking about in russian, ingushetia and abkhazia?

They swapped shirts my guy

DODGING TONY
DODGING TONY
DODGING TONY
DODGING TONY

***RESULTS***

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I MISSED THE FIRST TWO ROUNDS I WANT WEBMS PLEASE

lol too bad these type of girls are always bbc only

Remember that Khabib vs. Ferguson will never happen. Ever

is following father's plan khabib's equivlanet to 30% usman?

PORIER IS CRYING

OH NO

black genes

>Khabib, Usman, Colby would get murdered if they ever tried this outside of the UFC, ditch the octagon and use a ring.
Agreed. Too many MMA rules favor wrestling

HE IS CRYING!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Khabib is legit a fucking animal

Dustin's wearing khabib merch, they exchanged

Tony heems this crotch sniffer

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Khabib always moves like he's hurt.

TFW Khabib is the male Rousey

Dustin Cryrier shaming America, Lousiana, whites, and his family.

kek why is he crying

The absolute battle of 2 different techniques that both guys execute them in maximum

poirier is good he just fought shit

Why did the burger dude let Khabib get his neck there? He didn't even raise his hands to defend and even lifted his chin from chest to look at something (coach?)

He thanked people that came to support him and talked a bit about his hat. That it's a symbol in all the caucasian region that only real man can wear and that seeing before the fightr many people here wear them gave him energy.

He was talking about how proud he is to see so many papaha hats in audience, about pride for all mentioned countries and shit.

LIL BiTCH IS CRYING LMAO
CANNOR DID BETTER THAT THIS BUM HAHAHAHAHAHA

>i coulda did more
>i didnt graduate 9th grade
ya dont say

basically thanks to everyone for coming from Dagestan, Chechnya, Russia and the CIS countries. Then started speaking about the papakha (the furry hat), saying that it's an honour to wear it, not everyone can wear it, only men (specifically not women) from Chechnya.

stop watching porn you brain damaged cuck

He's a phony POS

why won't the person getting taken down fight back?

Is Tony the last white hope?

Easy win

>bootlicking brainwashed amerimutt

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Crying like a pathetic bitch.

>khabib made dustin cry
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Khabib put all his strength into that like he wanted Dustin dead.

Dustin no :'(

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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It all went to shit as soon as Dustin backed up against the fence.
The fuck was he thinking?

this was a very wholesome fight.

>tfw crackstreams is so shit I missed the finish, the interview, and Poorier crying

>they doubted kebab

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The fix was in

HE IS CRYING AHHAHHAHAHAHA

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Tfw tu culito favorito se fue pa Colombia a trabajar de "vendedora deambulante" xq no tiene papeles

;___________;

Me on the right

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You will never have even an opportunity to accomplish anything great

What are Khabib's best wins?
Most of his fights aren't even in the UFC

barboza felder was better

based af

how do i convert to muslim and get a muslim qt

WHY THE FUCK DO ALL THESE FUCKING RETARDS ATTEMPT TO WRESTLE HIM, PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE, PUNCH HIM AND KNOCK HIM OUT, IT'S LITERALLY THAT SIMPLE, WALK FORWARD AND PUNCH AND WIN, WHY ARE MMA FIGHTERS AND COACHES SO FUCKING STUPID

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Right in the feels

My first win :')

YOU CRYING DOESNT GET MY 5 BUCKS BACK YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

P-pooirier please don't cry

*Caucasus

If I flew across the world for a fight and got manhandled and choked out while millions of people watched I'd probably cry too tbqh.

clean sweep. GG EZ

DUSTIN IN THE DUSTBIN

Why was Khabib trying to decapitate the white guy?

>white

me in the sunglasses

Hes the lwast phony guy on the roster.

first DC, now Poorier. what's with louisianans and being crybabies

;_;

top left is euro retard

He's white now that swamp bro got choked? Tony is ours

What will cause the next scheduled Khabib vs Tony fight to get cancelled this time?

Dont cry Dustin....... youre still my boy

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Alhamdulillah. Allahu Akbar. Whiteys on suicide watch.

Absolute dogshit card

>CRYING
fucking kek

Come on Dustin, have some self-respect, cry in your locker room later on

>black genetics

nooo dustin don't cry

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what??? whatt did he say?

AND STIIIIIIIIIIIL

god that was glorious, finally all the haters were proven wrong, khabib is the GOAT.

it was pure bullshit that's what it was

>you still have a belt and a baby girl waiting for you at home
what belt? the fuck is he talking about?

but who has he beat?

it's not easy fighting khabib, he just exerts pressure. dustin talked a good one about staying away from the cage but he didn't put it in practice

Khabib will rule this division for eternity, until someone with good grappling steps up

Bobby B wouldve beaten him

how do you expect khabib not to back dustin up to the fence with his wrestling? of course that's gonna happen, do you think dustin wasn't aware of it?

i literally dont watch and am on nofap. but come to amsterdam and rotterdam one day and youll see what i mean

im proud of you dustin :c

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Khabib is whiter than Dust

30-0

Khabib is the GOAT

Wow! That's like 5 US dollars!

Holy damn!

Seriously, second round he got good shots that stunned him.

>(specifically not women)

BASED

It's what they do to kafirs.

do you keep track of all your cousins?

Hot take: Wrestling shouldn't award "points" especially if you don't do any damage. Once they remove points from takedowns the fight game will be interesting again and the Khabibs and Kamaru Snoozemens are going to disppear because they're relying on a crutch.

Khabib will lose, next time.

Did someone throw a prayer rug at Khabib?

We won!

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DONT WORRY DUSTIN TONY WILL AVENGE YOU.

tony announces he got abducted by aliens

Looks like poorier is making a really funny face there. Requesting some pics.

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this
>hey dude if he grapples you you're fucked
>ok i'll play it safe and let him grapple me
great fucking tactic
5 american dollarydoos down the drain

whats your address? i have a package to send you

Hey Conor

He burned himself out from the past two rounds and then the failed guillotine. He had nothing left.

khabib sucks looked like trash

No they arent.

Based

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This is a good thing. This means the bellator card will be great

Tony will end Khabib's streak.

>Conor fans suddenly turning coat
>Trying to sneak into Khabib fanbase
Ya Allah, these whiteys.

Dustin has nothing to be ashamed or upset about, he did good. Showed heart.

I will bet 100 dollars on khabib tapping Ferguson. Send me those PayPals pussies.

everyone in the top 25 has elite grappling, khabib never fought any of them

The UFC ruleset and octagons favors heavily that type wrestler.
I love ground game, not crotch sniffing, whenever i see those dudes having their take down pass only thanks to the cage that makes me wish 12-6 to the back of the head were legals.

The striker is almost doomed to have his dick licked, and the BJJ specialist to be laid upon between his opponents and the cage.

2 non white cities of course, come up north

Could Usman beat Kebab?

Alhamdulillah Alhamdulillah Alhamdulillah Alhamdulillah Alhamdulillah Alhamdulillah Alhamdulillah Alhamdulillah Alhamdulillah Alhamdulillah Alhamdulillah Alhamdulillah Alhamdulillah Alhamdulillah Alhamdulillah Alhamdulillah Alhamdulillah Alhamdulillah Subhanallah jazakallahu-koyr Allah Hu Akbar Allah Hu Akbar

;_; dustin is still my boy

The good thing about hating Khabib...

There will always be others in line to kill him! :^)

Conor Bless!

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you disappointed me dustin

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>pinoy monkey feeling big watching a white russian dude win
cringe

dustbin poorier

Khabib tapped.

kys faggot. im so tired to cumbrain white cuck faggots like you. im not even white either

nope, Tony heems both

legit i meanholy shit

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Khabib fights Tony next, and cokehead once again and retires 30-0 as the GOAT?

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>ducking Gillespie

Khabib would kill Ali in his prime.

disappointed everybody he was a joke didn't even try

>Le Tony meme
You guys will be disappointed when the Eagle smashes him

he did fuck

Did Khabib prove that Allah is the greatest?

How come you know Russian?

Hot take: Wrestling doesn't reward points
>Striking
>grappling
>aggression
>octagon control

TONY WILL AVENGE DUSTIN

Dustin loaded up way too much on his shots and the wrestlefucking+the heat obviously killed his gas tank

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LAUGH AT HIM BOYS LAUGH AT HIM

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Who else laughed when poirier started crying?

My mom's side of the family is from the Gulf Coast (Louisiana, Mississippi, etc) and they're all pretty emotional people. Idk, maybe it's just a thing down there.

Alhamdulillah. Khabib, ya habibi.

>white
>muslim
the state of white ufc champs

final score: muslims 2-2 christians

the eternal battle goes on

Wasn't invested in this fight but Dustin's interview had me in tears. Can't handle watching someone else cry. Anyone else?

Yes

He was doing fine going forward and swinging. That's how he clipped Khabib

That's exactly what he said. It was out of the blue and I dunno why he bothered to mention that, maybe he saw some female fans wearing them in audience.

Champions keep the actual belt they won. New champ gets a new belt.

CHAMP SHIT ONLY OF COURSE

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Bunch of sore losers. Mostly, polturds

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on your back in guard is a dominant position in a real fight

>mcgregor still in khabibs head, "no trash talky plz"
>poirier irrelevant nobody
>how come dumb amerifags like rob lawler, derrick lewis, poorier cant learn how to wrestle, is it fucking rocket science
>alhamdulila
>im going to sleep

stop being a bitch

I cried

>This cope
Lel

hes literally Caucasian tho??

Dustbin is such a can. Even Coked Conor did better than him

ITS LIVE

youtube.com/watch?v=9HJOWFU7QyA

uhh... apologize, Al did better than BOTH Dustbin and Gooby

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Khabib has 28 over all your best Christians. Sorry, not sorry.

>Little white bitch crying
hahahaahah ahahahah

Grappling is wrestling and the game right now is rigged for wrestlers specifically.

can i get a webm of Khabib slamming Dustin on the back of his head i think during rd 1

also the nasty cross face he was doing where he was practically clawing the side of his face.

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Remember the cainthebull video? Dustin is crying at the end of that.

That is the moment Conor wins.

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Abdelaziz was never good.

Cassius Clay could just outmuscle him or just hammer fist is neck into sand.

Remember when Conor smacked Khabib's head around like a pinball?

Khabib was out on his feet, Dustin probably gave him CTE.

Iaquinta did better than both.

Not really, Tony has far better handfighting and leglocks.

Congratulations to Dusthammad "God" Allahpoirierrophoetmanahanamachmoud for his victory against UFC Lightweight kumar the kuffar.

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He loves mma too much to retire young just to keep an undefeated record.

REMINDER THAT I CALLED IT

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/95220746/#q95224637

Let's be real here. Dustbin has always been a can and should retire.

Alhamdoyousuck Bro, Im Gonna Knock Your Teeth Out ... ChampShit ONLY!

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We have to get Tony vs Khabib

Allah's pressure is weighing heavy on Khabib, Tony will crush him mentally before they fight and then press him to fuck and elbow him to death

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nah but it felt relatable lol

Just missed the card, fuck you muslim cunts

I've never trained mma but can anyone explain why Dustin didn't just stay in the middle of the octagon?
>Khabib would take him down
Yeah but he's guaranteed to be pushed against the cage and taken down anyway which is worse than being down away from the cage right?

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I FOUGHT MY ASS OFF

>lightweight
>GOAT
Do people actually take the kiddies division seriously?

What other excuses do you have, lay it on me. I love reading them

khabib was playing with his food
conor did the best

everyone you know is going to be murdered in the coming war

>More spamming
Cringe. Just stop posting for a while.

His wife's strap-on belt. Poirier's asshole is looser than Rogan's.

He managed to not get submitted but he also got lit up by Kebab on his feet. That's way more embarrassing desu.

Based dentist

>posting octaroons
Lul cuck

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And who continuous to profit off this eternal battle?

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Al took more punishment and got outboxed.
At least Dustin was winning the standing exchanges.

Alhamdulillah.
Allahu Akbar.
Khabib NO. 1.
TAKBIR!

Dustin tried his best and that's what truly matters.

Khabib would beat GSP easily

Iaquinta did so much better on 1 day's notice.

>DUSTIN AND MCNUGGETS ARE BEASTS BRO!!!!

so how the fuck do you escape someone mounting you?

Found it

ebaumsworld.com/videos/an-indescribable-feeling/82669993/

im gonna be honest, i don'tt think he was hurt. he reacts like that every time he takes a clean hit and put it on dustin straightaway

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It's like you WANT to get ankle picked...

Ausbro any chance of a webm of the guillotine escape?

Sup faggots, don't mind me, just the REAL champ passing through

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Bloody hell, i need to learn some Russian to understand his neanderthal remarks. How difficult is Russian? How is modern literature?

*wins*

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>CALLED IT
CALLED IT
>CALLED IT
CALLED IT
>CALLED IT
CALLED IT
>CALLED IT

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/95220746/#q95224637

>archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/95220746/#q95224637

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>archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/95220746/#q95224637

khabib was what 185+ in the ring. let him move up and see what happens

Shoutout to tht based russian stream with the constant tiddy spam

Just knock them out when standing bro

now yeh, peak GSP would beat peak khabib

he's a heartlet

Khabib doesn't tap.

>All those Dustin fans now calling him a can

WHERE ARE THE FOOT WEBMS SERBIA?!!!?!?!?

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He's Muslim. He is a shitskin.

in real life you headbutt them (or knee to the head with khabibs takedown ala jorge masvidal), in the UFC you be better at wrestling and striking

pls go back to watching McGregor highlights where you came from

you can read/write it easy but man, you will never understand a native russian speaking it unless you fully commit

Good card
Awful gamethreads, more obnoxious posters every month

>thinking most retards on /heem/ know about Caucasus
Don't waste your time user

>imagine Tony gets kebab stuck in rubber guard and just fucking caves in his skull with elbows from the bottom

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Well...technically if you count the prelims, more Muslims won today...

Khabib is an absolute beast

>be Khabib
>win

>be white guy
>lose
Lose at game, lose at life.

Shut up, Spanish rape baby

Or someone move down

LETS GO BOYS CELEBRATION THREAD
28-0

This, Jesus, how old are you all

It was awful cause it was during the day and it's the most active thread on Yea Forums. Lots of trolls and dumb casuals. Not to mention braindead polturds.

Pretty hard as my native English speaking friends who study it told me.

Only thing that could save west from womyn, nbugus and (((them))) is islam, now say these words in pic related with me:

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Cringe

dustin's a beast khabib's a can it was a fluke

>khabib getting pressed to fuck
yea i'll believe it when i see it

Khabitch will look like this when it's over

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Dagestan is 99% brown like khabib

I hope you lost money

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> Mexican = White

K E K
E
K

go suck a icy one

Bless Allah in all her glory!

>All those fake dustbin fans turning their backs on him, calling him a can and shitting all over him.

GLORIOUS
L
O
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I
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S

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Where do you bet?

How do we fix wrestling in MMA?

Don't give (you's) to the Filipino

Tony is fucking based cuz he's constantly in his own world whenever you see him and always ends up the underdog during the fight, literal bro tier

>This bandwagoning swede loser
Post that Poirier sheikh image you've been spamming for like 3 months now

Based Khabib suffocates like snake, who can stop him?

Hot take Barboza did best.

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yea he fucked up and thats why he was so upset. everyone knows they have to avoid letting khabib press them into the fence tho. it's easier said than done.

can you just turn off you vpn? we all know you are the turk

Yeah but did you see how red his face was? He could've gone to sleep right there, I've seen so many fights end right there in that position. It's a miracle he managed to feint transition and then slide back and out of it.

>I-I'm gonna kill you in my imagination for this!!
Why are they like this, bros?

>Khabib has fought no one bro. Dustin is a killer!!!! Put the house on it!!!!

Alhamdulillah, brother.

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Ottman knocked teemu out cold ;)

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Duffy, Miller, Pettis, Gaethje, Alvarez, Holloway

>Dustin's wrestling looked great

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>2 rounds of gay hugging followed RNC tapout

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how?

it's way more favorable to strikers than a real fight, you get stood up and get to start on the feet again at the start of each round

yea bc its been the best division pretty much since couture and iceman went away

Is there anyone alive that can beat khabib?

WHITEOIDS GOTTA PRACTICE ON WRESTLING MORE THIS IS EMBARRASSING

Where did Poirier apparently rock Khabib did anything actually land.

using both strength and stamina, both of which Khabib counters. He uses his weight to counter your strength, and if he does it enough times in a match you're out of stamina. Can a man escape someone mounting you? Maybe. Can a man escape someone mounting you several times for 4mins at a time? No.

This legit feels so damn good, alhamdulillah, we are blessed bros.

Proud to be Russian! Again! Every day!
InshAllah bros!

maybe max holloway if he moves up a weight class
other than that this is khabib szn from now on

Tony will get dominated as well. There's no hope bros

>Dustin's wrestling looked great

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Sauce?

This was by far the worst gamethreads in years. /heem/ was been dogshit for a whole week

Because if you punch and miss you get taken down and it's over for you. All of these fighters have in their mind that to be taken down by Khabib is the end so they become extra careful with their striking.

unironically nate diaz

thanks so much
absolutely based

dustin poirier
have a redo

the technical vocabulary comes from Latin/Greek or everything comes from Slavic languages? how many latin/greek/french/english loanwords are in Russian?
Any good modern books?

Alhamdulillah, brother. May the blessings of Allah be granted to you. Thank you for providing Khabib to all muslims.

Fuck this shit my stream lagged and then stopped in the middle of the fight because of all the mudslime cazzies flocking in just for the Khabib fight, fuck you niggers for ruining my evening

me at the very left (cropped)

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yeah the guy who wins on volume and got taken down by poirier is going to beat khabib

So? He's a can

Is Dana going to give Tony the shot now?

It was a one-sided mauling, all that hype and promotion i expected poorier to actually do something lmao.

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Dusting is such a bum, wish Max would have won.

It's a day-time card and a Muslim is fighting. There's an Irish guy who bet against Khabib cause he hates Muslims and lost....This website is full of the most demented people on the planet.

Gleison Tibau

reminder

It did, he did way better at getting up and defending subs than Mcgregor or MJ.

Are you the same Paragay that was crying during the Copa America saying there was no hope?
Fuck off Doomer from Luque.

The real question now is... just how good is Conor McGregor?

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NEW

it was a fluke

No offense but you're an idiot

I thought you guys hated churkas but I guess when it comes to national pride well...

W-we'll see h-he turned down 200 chances guis!! Fuck that bald cunt

there are a ton of russian words that come from latin/modern english like radio, theater etc so reading is kinda easy once you get the letters down but like I said, talking russian is hard as fuck especially with a native russian

Jordan bro...
Our guy won

Wish Dustin could've held it together at the end, he had nothing to be ashamed about.

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

It's just gonna get worse in all likelihood.

>It did

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Look at that smug smile. I don't know if it's a camera angle or something.

>dustbin the journeycan poorier
every khabib win is a can

>cant enjoy the win in /heem/ cause every khabib fight is now muslim vs /pol/ shitposting

its all so tiring

wanna beat khabib?
circle around to deny him the cage
fucking attack him instead of letting him freely walk up and hug your nuts
be ready with knees for the panic takedown

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He finished him you idiot.

But you are the churka my big nosed friend

By brown you mean whiter than you?

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All 28 of them you mad backwards hue

>real fights are never decided by a ground and pound
Boxing is a nigger sport, get over it Jamal.

no offense but you're gay

What would max do?
He's no where near strong enough to compete in the grappling exchanges.

It defies reason. Anyone who has watched tape of Khabib knows he's going to wrestlefuck against the cage to grind the guy out. Even the finish to this match makes no sense. Dustin's entire camp was with BJJ guys and he loses to a weak rear naked after Khabib gassing himself to get out of a tight guillotine? Dustin was starting to light him up with boxing but he drops that to go for takedowns and ground game. How does this make any sense?

A lot of high profile fights since the merger have followed these nonsensical scripts with lower tier guys playing to the strengths of top guys to build some mega-fight. Silva vs Adesanya was the same shit.

Khabib losing to Dustin would completely fuck up whatever interest there would be in a rematch with Connor and completely derail the money train that Khabib-Connor has become.

>inb4 conspiracy
Watch any high level fight from the Zuffa era and now then say there hasn't been a change.

Why would I want to talk wih a Russian?
I'd just want to understand when they speak, audiobooks and reading books. Not interested at all in speaking.

lmao who else is still listening to Eddie??

back of the head and neck are among the most vulnerable points on the body, left completely exposed by wrestlers and it's illegal to strike there because reasons

Holloway who is a FW and got taken down by Dustin FOR SURE stands a chance, granted what we just saw.

Idiot

why did he expose his neck by looking forward and exposing his head? the hell was he thinking?

Do you really think a team full of MMA professionals haven't thought of this and better plans to take on Khabib?

True, you should definitely go back to rebbit where all the smart interesting people are

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>also the nasty cross face he was doing where he was practically clawing the side of his face.
I seriously thought that'd end up in eyepoke / referee standing them up because of perceived eyepoke.

It's easier said then done. Look what happened at the beginning of round 2: Khabib throws a dillion danis flying knee cannon ball.

no offense
but
ur gay

>posting a clearly photoshopped ass

you're the only retard here.

Dustin weighs 176 on fight night.
mmamania.com/2019/5/21/18634577/dustin-poirier-ballooned-up-176-max-holloway-fight-ufc-236-mma

Khabib was in the high 170s at the beginning of this week. Think it was in the early embedded episodes.

this post is horrible

>Dustin entire camp was with BJJ guys
ATT is full of wrestlers you numbnut

> "outmuscling" a great wrestler/grappler when you atent even that strong and know nothing about grappling

Khabib would Couture/Toney him and I'm not even kidding.

What part of jordan are you from brother?

HAHAHAHAHAHA We're reaching levels of cope that should not even be possible

this is some high level cope.
Dustin got wasted and gassed out being wrestlefucked and trying to get the finish with his flurry, he was no longer in control by the third. 'justthrowlol' doesnt work when you've emptied the tank in a hot arena.

Masvidal would know how

This is the fight I've been wanting to see since they announced Khabib/McGregor.

One by one they will all witness the greatness

Bro gib sauce pls

You absolute fucking retard. "Professionals" do stupid shit ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Fucking Stipe didnt think of bodyshotting DANIEL CORMIER of all people. Let that sink in.

" Professional" doesnt mean shit.

>the opinion of Yea Forums incels are more valid than MMA professionals
Absolute state of you.

why have i not seen one of those things successfully done against khabib? the start of the 1st round was dustbin just waiting for something to happen, he needed to be the aggressor

Never posted on reddit

>wanna beat khabib?

become a better wrestler. he has perfected a system. other than his own errors or a flash KO there is no exploitable strategy that will work. every strike is a risk that he will grab your limb and chain wrestle. once he has you he will get you down 90% of the time and then he will win the round.

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guys I got it, just practice your sprawls a lot in training and keep the fight on the feet

wow I'm a genius, you can thank me later

They literally on commentary they brought in Renzo Gracie to spar with him.

>cope
I couldn't give a shit about Dustin, he's a journeyman in the division going nowhere. He was put in this slot to lose.

>wasted and gassed after one fucking round
He's a professional athlete, at the third or fourth after Colby style pressure, sure. But after one round and a handful of punches? Nope. I've watched this sport for years and this just never happens to guys on this level.

Your mom is a professional if you know what I mean

fuckin got his ass lmao