How do we fix soccer?

How do we fix soccer?

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ban all American involvement

Nothing would change

Bribe the refs and penalty takers

>keyword search 0-0 into google
>all the links that pop up are divegrass
This semen slurping sport isn't for me lads

Make it even more gay, like turbogay.

MLS is doing their best

rangeban all mutts

spuh would be a nicer place, that's something already

*football

M M M
U U U
L L L
T T T
I I I
B B B
A A A
L L L
L L L

>NOOOOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN PEOPLE FROM DIFFERENT COUNTRIES SAY DIFFERENT THINGS NO NO NO NO NO NO NONONO

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This is the only right answer and you know it.

First: you change the grass to pavement, only the goalie gets a thin wrestling mat.
Second: No out of bounds, the field will be surrounded in steel cage, and players are allowed to be checked up into the cage like in hockey.
Third: After every goal there will be a pair M777 155mm Howitzers blasting at full force for 30 seconds.
There, I fixed it for you.

B A S E D
A A
S S
E E
D D

We should try play it with hands.

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Grow better US soccer players.

that episode was actually really sad

FPBP

Ban all pakis from owning europeam teams

We need better capos.

allow offsides

make the field a little smaller

install salaary cap so its not the same teams winning every year

Epic, bro. You just won the internet.

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individual foul count that result in ejection like nba

>allow offside

no one cares potatonigger lmaoo

I'm sure you knew this was inevitable.

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why do they always think there's only one user in Ireland with the internet? Every time. So funny.

never mind then
i do apologize

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I can use paint too ya fag. Now get the fuck out of here. You're not welcome.

It happens, man. No worries.

>I can use paint too
I know, Rodrigo, and you're being paid to do it and not post on Yea Forums, so get back to trabajo.