UFC 242 Live Gamethread #8 or whatever

youtube.com/watch?v=pbifg_FcyQc

link to fight^

>amero chad versus russian election hacker

its payback time

Is the crowd muted or something? Sounds like they barely give a shit.

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imagine thinking this won’t hit the post cap before the fight ends dumb kangaroonigger

WHO STONED AS FUCK HERE?!

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KHABIB TIME

28-0

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faggots

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Whats the song

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THE MEME ENDS TONIGHT
I CAN FEEL IT
THROUGH THE POWER OF THE FATHER, THE SON AND THE HOLY SPIRIT I CAN FEEL THE LIGHT SHINING DOWN ON DUSTIN.
IT'S HIS TIME, IT'S OUR TIME, IT'S THE LORD JESUS CHRIST'S TIME.
THE FIRE OF THE LORD OUR GOD WILL PROPEL THE DIAMOND'S FISTS LIKE FUCKING ROCKETS INTO THE FALSE CHAMPION'S BODY AND CRUMPLE HIM LIKE THE PRETENDER HE IS.
EVERYONE
GIVE
HIM
YOUR
POWWWEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>main fight kills stream

Knew it would happen but still raged like an autistic

lolmerica

Kys middle schooler

first time illegally streaming the ppv
is everybody else's steam poop+ quality? figured that there's a lot of people watching

Pressure makes diamonds

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S TIME!

Khabib finna boutta gonna get Rockhold'd

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youtube.com/watch?v=pbifg_FcyQc

youtube.com/watch?v=pbifg_FcyQc

youtube.com/watch?v=pbifg_FcyQc

youtube.com/watch?v=pbifg_FcyQc

If dustin wins does he make it out alive?

Barbosa was robbed

>4 fight win streak
AAAAAAAAAAAA why did i bet on khabib fuck fuck fuck fyck

jelly, im too old and scared to get high again

Khabib by sub round 4

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nice footwork

Allahu akbar.

>"Khabib throws a jab down the middle, Dustin parries."
>"You know what's interesting to me is how the weight cut is affecting Khabib right now compared to Dustin. We know they both have trouble making it to 155, so the question is whose cardio is going to win out here."
>"You're not wrong there, Joe, as we enter the last minute of the 2nd round on our Modelo fight clock."
>"And we heard what Dustin said--nice right by Dustin there--he said he wanted--Oh again with that hook! Khabib might be--OHHHHHHH!!!"
>"KHABIB IS WOBBLED THAT WAS A BIG SHOT"
>"OH AND AGAIN, KHABIB IS IN BIG TROUBLE HERE! HE NEEDS TO--OHHHHH!!!! THAT'S IT HE'S OUT, HE'S OUT!
>"WELL WE HAVE YOUR NEW LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION RIGHT HERE TONIGHT IN ABU DABI! THE MAN FROM LOUISIANA! DUSTIN! POIRER!

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SOON

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LA boys dont play
who dat

Seems like Canada.

The ring girls

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reported

Holy shit Dustin couldn't look more shook

KHABIB TIME
*detonates*

Please stop posting hot girls.

All the hot girls left already.

;_;

synchtube.ru/r/sptube

MAIN EVENT TIMEdbdb

Why are all of the best MMA fighters from Louisiana or Half-Louisiana

1. Daniel Cormier
2. Dustin Poirer
3. Liz Carmouche
4. Andrea Lee
5. Nate Diaz

>NO FUN ISNHALLAH ALLAH IS LISTENING

Probably wouldn't let them bring their AKs in to spam them when fighters come out

based degen

in b4 mid walkout ptayerr

what a lovely song

Kind anons please post poiriers wife's tits so I can show my dad

Put 300 down on Khabib. I won't go broke right?

lets go kebab

He's taking in the moment

why isnt kabib coming out to a nasheed

khabib still playing 2018 songs

Lmao

Khabib getting smashed now.Im pumped

KHABIB IS CRYING
C
R
Y
I
NG
ITS OVER

looks pretty relaxed imo

Shaken, but not shook.

Is the gamethread this horrible cause casuals from other boards are invading? This site is such a cesspool

There is no God but Allah and Mohammed is his prophet.

careful

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Come on Dustin!

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fighting is haram brother, they are silent with shame

The absolute state of women.

Kino entrance

prayer*

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I just panic bet 200 on Khabib after losing money on the Barboza robbery.. If Dustin wins fuck..

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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We all know Khabib is going to smash Dustin Poirier.

youtube.com/watch?v=jC2ZY2loo74

KHABIB LOOKS SHOOK!

Poirier just knocked out Kabib!

the boss by james brown

what the fuck is this walk out music

wtf music is haram

yeah mate

angry sand nigger and psychotic basedboy of the 7th century

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>s-send location

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I can usually get 9 or 10 buddies for the ppv but everyone is watching college football like normal people

why does someone keep posting videos of little black dicks getting sucked by obvious white drug addicts?

Watching my first ufc fight, what can I expect? Did they fight before?

It happens with high drawl fights like Conor and khabib

I like it

for ages I thought khabib wore that hat for a joke

this one

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khabib just got tagged

Fucking perfect.

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does that cruz nigger know he's not in russia

The spammer's name is John Bettendorf

28 - 0 NIGGA

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>tfw have a little white dick
How do I cope? Feel like shit.

Big events are always awful
Though even small events can be bad here too

worst fucking walkout music I've ever heard wow just killed my buzz, I want my money back

SEX BIG SEX

Same. I just thought it was a goofy wig

Kabib tapped!

yes, /pol/shitters whenever there is a white vs nonwhite fight

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He literally just did a pray to God, he's finished

NO!

he seems well hydrated at least

>Naked Master

>want Khanbeeb to get flatlined in front of these sand people
>also want him to face Toe Knee

It's a conflicted feel

Lmao you're not wrong.wtf.

HAHAHA KHABIB TIME. CONOR ASSMAD AND BTFO.

Heeminder that if Khabib wins we get Khabib v GSP

OHHHHHH CONOR JUST RAN OUT
CHAIR SHOT
CHAIR SHOT
KHABIB IS OUT
1
2
3
DUSTIN HAS PINNED KHABIB
OOHHHHHHH AND ITS AAAAAAAAALL OVER

kebab looking nervous

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What the flying fuck is Cruz talking about? Russians hate him

please no lag

FINISH HIM DUSTIN

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Worst LW champion ever

Need stream link. the one im watching is lagging to all hell.

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POIRIER TOOK KHABIB DOWN

ITS HAPPENING HOLYSHIT

GIVE DUSTIN YOUR ENERGY \o/

Main event time. Post bunda.

I guess a nigger trying to cope with how ugly his women are that getting some methed out street urchant not even someone on Yea Forums would fuck is an achievement.

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any stream?

THE KHABIB MEME ENDS NOW

stay mad amerimut

Lol no GSP is done

>the webm that gave me a foot fetish

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kek

youtube.com/watch?v=95PfbF-PYEE
It ain't bad

Alah mah fucking snackbar.

Dustin wins via TKO

whats the significance of this?

checked

synchtube.ru/r/sptube Here bro

Press F for khabum

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oh my gosh lads
here we go

Khabib finna get destroyed

Lift weights, hit the shower and get a clue

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bet my next rent on khabib but still hope he loses

Our main event is here.
Now is the time to lock in your final predictions.

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>LW used to be stacked as fuck
>it's a wasteland now
What happened?
Other than Gooby.

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What the fuck is this thread?

Why does it really feel like Khabib will get exposed?

Are you trying to scare us 1+ minute delay Russian stream watchers? Cause you scared tf outta me

Fuck that muslim

Dustin in the dustbin

>Khabib
>big punches

I'm still fucking fuming over losing money to that fucking robbery

Paul is not ufc caliber and a one trick pony

Please savesome good webm for me I won't be able to see the fight live ;_;

Really want kebab to win but in have a bad feeling about this

HOW DOES CONOR FEEL RIGHT NOW

Khabib by 4th round TKO.

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REDEEM US DUSTIN
TAKE THE THIRD ROUND HOME FOR US LEZZZGOOOOOOOOOO
SAVE CHRISTIANITY

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>cute blondes prefer to drink nigger piss rather to be around you

discord trannies are seething

Literal perfection.

Alah snackbar wrestlefucking.

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MODS

Damn..

LW is still deep as fuck caz

I have many webms like that

Sure, if you're a 13 year old girl or something. It's fucking trash my guy.

Not gunna post during rounds boys. Watch what Dustin does here.

FUCKING HURRY UP

kebab is winning unfortunately

kek

KHABIB SHOOK
KHABIB SHOOK
KHABIB SHOOK
KHABIB SHOOK
KHABIB SHOOK

BET THE HOUSE ON DUSTIN

Please don't just make this one sided for Khabib. At least present a bit of a challenge.

Peahead is dead.

Beeb bless. We're gonna win guys

>mark goddard
Doesnt he suck?

>gas island

>cute

The race war is on boys

Fucking nice.

I love you user

Answer me you 60 iq monkeys

Trash crowd

Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5?

China: Is this a Joke?

Japan: Impossible!

America: The question's wrong!!

UK: Rubbish !!

India: F(IV)E This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts... anything to do with optimising your brain!!

British: Can u Swim?
Indian: No
British: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims. Indian: Can u Swim?
British: Yes!
Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog… British Shocked,Faints!! Indian Rocks!

European : Y do U indians come in all colors, look at us,we R all white..?

Abdul Kalam: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys R all the same..!!!

Einstein & a Indian sitting next to each other on a long flight...

Einstein says:
"Let's play a game...
I will ask you a question,
if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5
and
if I don't know the answer,
I will pay you $500..."

Einstein asks the first question:
What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon...?

Indian doesn't say a word,
Reaches his pocket,
Pulls out a $5...

Now...
It's the indian turn...

He asks Einstein:
What goes up a hill with 3 legs
and
comes down on 4 legs..?

Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends...
After an hour he gives Indian $500...

Einstein going nuts and asks:
Well...
so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?

Indian reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5...

Einstein fainted.....

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Both him and conor ducked fights making the division beat itself

Tony and kevin lee both should have had title fights by now

It's still deep as whale shit, the fights just aren't happening with a year between title defenses

KHABIB WILL GET HEEMED GOD WILLS IT

KHABIB WILL GET HEEMED GOD WILLS IT

KHABIB WILL GET HEEMED GOD WILLS IT

KHABIB WILL GET HEEMED GOD WILLS IT

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Honestly don't mind the Bundas hard to self insert on pitch black dicks tho

wtf was in the water dustin just drank

i bet cocaine

THE SWEAT WILL SAVE DUSTIN

>undisputed championship
There’s Tony...

Poirier by flying knee to open the fight

The final showdown between Mountainmen vs Swampmen

Oh for sure it's filled with skilled fighters and not cans.

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they have not

Kabib broke his arm! It’s over! Oh no!

being this lewd in public shouldn't be allowed

Instagram Followers Companion

IIIIIITS TIMEEEEEE

Expect Khabib to smash Dustin, or maybe in the most UNLIKELY scenario, Dustin to knock out Khabib

>shilling the video game that hard
Jesus christ

Poirier will come out swinging. Fight will last 43 seconds. Screenshot this.

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VOTE BEFORE IT STARTS

WHO WINS??

strawpoll.me/18606897

Khabib round 3 ko

literally fighting in a library

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EASY FOR KHABIB EASY FOR KHABIB

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Why are khabibs nipples so pointy

FREE TIMOTHY JAMES BYRNE YOU COWARDS

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based cringe

HOW THE FUCK DO I FIND A STREAM

lol true degen

Does Khabib know how to speak Arabic?

hey /heem/

dodge this

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I have a little dick mate and a sexy nord gf. Just don't be a faggot, have some self-respect not every woman looking for a nigga, most looking for a partner

Expect the bearded one to take him down and wail on him like a gorilla until he decides he's had enough and mercifully chokes him out

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Here we go. This is it boys. The most important fight of 2019.

ufc.tv

BRAINLET

absolutely based frogposter

givemereddit.stream/ufc-mma/ufc-live-stream

BY WAY OF LAFAYETTE, LOUISIANA

Is Dustin dead?

Big tit gf power.

Khabib looks drained as fuck

Dustin wins 2nd round

FLYING KNEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>god bless

lol wtf marc goddard

Was that mini khabib

>calling others 60iq
>asking what to expect in a cage fight

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Can Khabib speak Arabic?

LAISSEZ LES BON TEMPS ROULEZ MOFOS

>betted my food money on khabid

Fug xdd

>god bless
the ref fucked it up

Watch the 1channel stream. Not sure if it works in hoholand. www.1tv.ru

PLS GET EXPOSED PLS GET EXPOSED PLS GET EXPOSED PLS GET EXPOSED PLS GET EXPOSED PLS GET EXPOSED PLS GET EXPOSED PLS GET EXPOSED PLS GET EXPOSED PLS GET EXPOSED PLS GET EXPOSED PLS GET EXPOSED

TAKE MY ENERGY SWAMP AMERICAN

post them

You have 10 seconds to defend interim championships

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khabib was being too friendly before the fight, touching dustin's shoulder and shit all the time. he's getting heemed

>poirier kicking
its over

dustin tko round 2

Who?

lol

Niggers who skip fights deserve to have their belt stripped

lmao

after the fight, stay tuned

Terrorists are in da house

>God bless
based ref letting all the muzzies know the UFC is a Christian organization

I'm freaking hyped dudes

Took 2grams of cubenisis mushrooms.

Me in 20 min

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Poirier looks somewhat bigger.

She's just SO beautiful.

it's over...

Damn hes good

Is Khabib capable of speaking Arabic?

>GOD BLESS

based goddard putting the shitskins arabs in their place

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garbage fight incoming

welp

oh god its over already

here we go humping yay

wow dustbin is a fucking loser

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

DUSTIN IS FINISHED

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DUSTIN IS FUCKING SHOOK

its over

all that hype for this slaughter

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What if Mini Khabib was on Fight Companion?

OH NO NO NO NO NO!!!

Dustin on suicide watch

Oh shit not yet

wtf was that?

HERE WE GO KHABIB IS GONNA KILL HIM

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

PEAHEAD FLUSHED

>on the ground already
fucking boring bullshit
fuck this faggot sport

This raises the question: Just how good is Conor?

KHABIBTIME

>hype
where

for sure dont get taken down b

Looking at his corner got him taken down...

what a semen slurping sport

Poirier is a fucking bum, imagine thinking he had a chance against Khabib

>sits on you

the way he rode that switch to the back was fucking gorgeous

I invented Poostin Shitrier

hgeem tappy

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

BASED KHABIB

this semen slurping sport isn't for me lads

F

LMOA
Max had more chance than this pooorier

yea

holy fucking MOAR of this girl
she needs my asian cum

HOW ARE TAKEDOWNS EVEN A THING JUST KNEE THEM

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This semen slurping sport isn't for me

poorier should attack the muslimrats eyes

WEW HE GOT UP

wrestling is for fags

Huggging *claps* isn’t *claps* fighting *claps*

Hype train journeyman exposed

So this is superior SAMBO?

FUCK SANDAMISH
FUCK WRESTLING FOR THE WIN
FUCK FRENCH PEOPLE FROM NON EUROPEAN COUNTRIES
AND FUCK JANNIES

Dustin's getting eaten alive

uuuuhhhhhh.....

holy shit

Injured champs for 6-12 months leave a division without a headliner, interim championships help. The probably is people holding out for more money, not defending belt, so Dana doesn't want to upset people to jump ship while he gets to throw out belts left and right. The interim should always come before the money fight, but it doesn't. Colby needs to fight Usman, but there should never have been an interim belt.

F Pooirier

>white guy getting fucked by a Muslim

Speaks volume of the USA - Iraq war.

why are they having gaysex

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not even asians need your shitty cum

Dustin will get smashed, then r4 get a tko after khabib gasses

I honestly don't get it lads. How does he make everyone look like a blue belt getting tossed around by their instructor for fun?

Khabib is the GOAT and there is no doubt about it

You FUCKING RETARDS thought Dustin had even the slightest chance of preventing this.

"I've decided to retire from competition, get my GED and run a Church's Chicken franchise." -Dustin Porier

MANHANDELED

Khabib is going to gas hard. He will get heemed in the 4th

i 4got the name of the site we stream on can somebody give me a hint to remind me?>

khabib is such a fucking nigger

all muslims are repressed fags

lmao homo trash

canor coming off a coke binge did better than this
sad!

>people picked a featherweight

he knows to go for double underhook this is actually interesting as fuck wow

10-7

Why not just strip them?

OH ONONONOONONO

poirier is keeping his composure and not working that hard. advantage poirier so far

someone teach these fucking homosexuals how to fight, please
absolute snoozefest

Dooky bag Poorier

>there are people that believe a man with a hairline like that can be defeated by a mortal

HOLY SHIT HES WRAPPING HIS ARMS AROUND HIM WHY DIDNT HEEM TELL KHABIB WAS THE GOAT HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no one NEEDS asian cum, you guys are pathetic excuses for males LOL

big brothered

Ummm..

THIS IS BASED

khadblib is white

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

KHABIB IS THE GOAT ITS OVER DUSTBIN

>t-thats ok
lmao

This looks like a pornhub video

POORIER IS A CAN LOOOOOOOOOOL HOW DID HE GET THIS TITLE SHOT ANYWAY? OH YEA BY BEATING A FEATHERWEIGHT AHHAAHHAAHAHHAAH

he just tried to snap his neck

Dustin still wins via TKO

Honestly connor had a far better showing than this. C'mon poiriay

Wow dind't realize what a huge can Poirier is. Think Bruce Buffer could probably take him.

COOL SPORT GUYS

Dustin just needs to let his hands go. Fuck it.

>POORIER

source?

muslims punk whites out so hard that at this point it's actually really sad...

Jesus. Dustin is somehow making washed up conor look good.

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leafposter with the truth

THERE ARE PEOPLE
ITT
IN
THIS
THREAD
WHO
THOUGHT
DUSTIN
HAD
A
CHANCE
AAAAHAHAHAHAHA

10-8 Khabib I think

Blatant eyepoke fuck khabib

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holy fuck it looks way too easy for khabib

un fucking believable

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COME ONN DUSTINN

literally conor - khabib 2.0

khabib gets tired soon and gets heemed in round 4

Has Khabib ever faced a wrestler? They keep lining up strikers for him.

SMASH, ONLY SMASH

/pol/s gonna freak

10-9 dustin

deus volt!

>dustbin pooirier

Doesn't want people jumping ship to Bellator/One or whatever other promotion that can offer more immediate money without the threat of stripping thus losing your PPV headliner status

this is called pregnancy

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Can the UFC get rid of this gay ground fucking shit?

>dustin smiling at khabib after the round
>khabib just staring him down
dustin is a complete cuck

10-8 Dustin

>judges give the round to dustin

In many ways Dustin did what he needed to do that round

11-7 for poopier I think

...

Uh... why am I just finding out about the FRIFFEN BEAR WRESTLING NOW!?!

then you end up with a shit ton of "paper champs" and what ifs like boxing has.
I don't know the perfect solution. I am for stripping people on repeat delays, even due to injuries. Strip w/ immediate match for the title when they comeback maybe is a decent alternative.

Conor did better.

SMESHED

We won that war and its like 1000000 dead to 3000
Filtered

Khabib is gassed

Khabib is a beast. He's not a man.

>literally conor - khabib 2.0
Except less gay somehow.

Dustin won that round

DUSTIN WILL WIN. KHABIB IS GASSING.

she wouldnt even acknowledge your insectoid existence lmao

honestly who didnt see this coming, what has dustin shown that made people think he could stop the wrestling for 5 rounds?

Dustin literally caught swankin his hair

So was that a 10-9 round or 10-8 in your opinion?

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

Oh for sure Dusty is a munster

Fuck Louisiana and fuck frogs

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OH SHIT

>sits on you some more
this gets you an undefeated record in this sport.

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Gotta love the eye rakes and attempted fish hooking.

>gucchi gets heem
>dustin gets heem
is this the end of att ?

Guys honestly Ferguson has no chance, it would take someone like Usman or Colby.

I think Khabib won the round what do you guys think

how? at least dustin defended against both neck cranks, more than could be said of conor

I thought gaysex was illegal in Islam?

10-6

MINI HEEM

Unless there is anyone that can compete with Khabib's ground game, he will rule this division until he retires

>We won that war
embarassing

Holy shit this is actually a fucking fight against khabib

10-8

Hello /ternobyl/

>HOLY HECK! HE'S GOT HIS ARMS WRAPPED AROUND HIM FOR 5 MINUTES! JUST UNREAL SKILL! THE BEST OF ALL TIME!!

OHHHHHHHHHHH HE'S HURT

Dustin is getting fucking WERKED.

Press F for Lafayette

yeah at least he looked more like a meme begging for mercy on the bottom.

this looks gay

This eye clawing sand nigger

Dustin is a warrior he will will himself to a win.

Khabib is a one trick pony

absolute 4d chess from dustin he’s going it in the third

Dustin 10-8, could be 10-7

Dustin needs to let his hands go on this fool

arguably a 10-7 minimum a 10-8

HE'S HURT

LMAO KEBABS HEAD MOVEMENT

Conor stuffed a couple of takedowns, more than could be said of dustin

WHAT THE FUCK IS PORIER DOING CALM DOWN DUDE WHAT THE FUCK

nah tonys got good scrambling

10-8

Holloway would have beat Khabib.

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GEAUX DUSTIN
WHO DAT, WHO DAT

khabib got fucking rocked

khabib is so awkward

Khabib dodges just like Calzaghe used to do, but less gracious.

>porier gassed already
Its over

10-9. Holding against the cage doesn't get you a point, He had reasonable D.

Fuck grapplers. MONEY TEAM.

Poirier has always been an emotional fighter. Just threw a bunch of big shots and got himself gassed.

*grabs your crotch and throws you onto the ground*

;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Alright, Conor absolutely wins the rematch

Khabib doesnt defend like this retard

>fighting with your hands on your hip
don't get fucked up dagi cunt

Already cracked that chin

flash KOed like in the MJ fight for sure

Poirer GASSED FUUUCK!! HE WAS SO CLOSE

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Wtf theyrw both gassed

I DONT CARE ABOUT HIS RELIGION
I DONT CARE ABOUT WRESTLING
i just want AKA get exposed

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mate...

khabib looks like he's rocked even when the other guy makes 0 contact

aaaand he is on the ground again

Khabib's headmooment is kek

Khabib is such a fucking bum

Finally someone who actually throws against Khabib and can land shots unlike Al, oh wait he got taken down again nevermind

he reminds me a bit of Yoel.

>HE WAS SO CLOSE
no he wasn't

These guys are S W E A T Y.

KHABIB IS SUCH A BUM STRIKER HOW CAN NOBODY FINISH HIM

Tony destroys both these bums

wtf Peahead looks like shit, its not fair to do fights in fuckin hindu desert

ya but he was gassed by open of round 2

are these guys drunjk or what? lmfao rubber bodies atm

gassssed already

Nowhere near enough.

why is grappling allowed? No one likes it

where's the GROUND AND POUND????

Reminder it feels like 120 degrees and they're in a fucking tent

>sits on you

i think he was just wobbly from those initial hits

>now this is REAL fighting!

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I hate wrestlefucking as much as the next guy but this just shows how much of a meme BJJ is.

god he's so shit

okay porier is done

it's over

JUST HOW GOOD IS CONOR?

It's 35C+ in th octagon.

>the absolute state of Americans

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this

What the actual fuck is going on? They both look like they've finished a 5 rounder already, the way they're stumbling and swinging.

Dustin is from Louisiana and trains in Florida. All they had to do was train outside and this weather would feel like home.

how come other fighters dont learn to wrestle like khabib
is it so complicated

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one of them is going to die of a heat stroke

go watch boxing weak faggot

There really should just be a timer on it.

are you watching the fight? he'd dominating

Glass chin Khabib

i'm glad Khabib wins this so Tony gets to be the guy to beat him

>Khabib striking

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Tony's gonna fuck Khabib up.

imagine 3 more rounds of this shit

About one minute on the floor with nothing going on, he's got two more in him

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY FUCK HE WRAPPED HIS ARMS AROUND HIM AND IS LAYING ON HIM THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just How good is Darren Elkins?

both cutbabbied and are melting in the heat.

This. BJJ damn near useless versus good wrestling.

Khabib literally just fucking headbutt Porier in the fucking eye...

It's okay guys khabib always gases in the third

Announcers:

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source?

Kippers, I love you

that little spank by Poirier

kek

Khabib is boring af

Are liver punches allowed?

Man I do love how exciting Khabib fights are.

how does it show that you fat retard
dustin being bad at wrestling doesnt mean anything about bjj

Hes gonna callout GSP
Just you wait

His name literally is POO-Ayy how didn’t we see this coming lads? Time to convert Insha allah

Dustin needs to get his ass off the fence jesus

Is this what i think?

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IN AWE OF THE SKILL!!

Grappling is boring

50 actually

Dominating in hugs, wow exciting

This bitch is bringing great shame to our country

One punch or any movement allows the ref to keep them going.

For you

I have Poirier 2-0

Well, you need to stand on your feet more than 1 min per round to be able to do that. Also, gasing out early doesn`t help.

white people calling khabib boring are secretly seething LOL

Smiff-Jones tier

Anyone knows the rule book good enough to know if we're risking doctor's stoppage if his eye keeps getting cut?

go watch kickboxing/boxing then cazzie

Wrestlefucking is the best way to win because wrestling is best for MMA

me and my boyfriend

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Who took that round? Who did you give it to?

they both are gassed

He is honestly doing better than 99% of other people.

UFC is pure shit now, its over

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kebab is just laying on him

Your cowardly president already brings more than enough shame to your country.

its like something streams reeee i cant remember

Found the casual

hot take: Khabib is boring

10-8 Khabib
10-9 Khabib
20-17 Khabib going in to round three

Bake the new thread, slave.

>I can’t get this f*cker off of me

I LOVE GAY PORN

Poirier DOMINATING the story of the fight

Because Dustin is a supposed black belt and just lays there like a helpless baby.

This guy walks up to you in the club, sits on you and then knees you in the ass. What do you do?

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LORD HELP US, PEAHEAD'S FUCKED!

If Tibau could stuff Khabib's tds so can Tony

heem gassy

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nah he's fine

I FUCKING LOVE GRAPPLING FOR 25 MINUTES! OH YEA BABY!

poirier desu

scared of getting taken down so they don't know what to do. You need to be a good striker who can role with a take down and want to fight a grappler. If he was fighting a div1 wrestler hed be done

Alhamdulillah i was right again

khabib 28-0

porier would have ko'd him if he stayed calm when he hurt khabib

khabib taking this round off

I understand that, but there should be more significant movement towards a win required.

And no one cares about Sweden

quality translating

embrace allah

/pol/ loves Khabib.

>coping this hard

crrrinnggeee

Based fucking Khabib

>says the Swedecuck literally giving away his country to third world subhumans

Imagine paying for this

black guy giving the most generic advice

it's 4.40am. I don't even want to watch this shit what am I doing, I'm going to bed. night lads.

FUCK HIM IN THE ASS KHABIB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You see Dustin cardio is actually so good thst khabib is getting more tired and so his plan is to be wrestled fucked and in the 6th round Dustin will no khabib

and new, y nuevo

buffstream, ripple

DAT TRANSLATION

HEEEEEEEEM TAPPY

Dustin is more gassed than Khabib

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GSP unironically heems khabozo

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sleep tight

>complaining about grappling while watching MMA

THATS IT THIS IS THE ROUND WHERE DUBSTIN POOPIER PUTS A BIG SAUDI SHEIKH STYLE SHIT DOWN DIARRJEABUBS THROAT BE READY FAGGOTS

fuck Kabob, terrorist motherfucker

>I can't get you off me so I want the ref to bail me out

jesus goddamn fucking christ

I would eat her pussy if you know what I mean.

Real talk, it seems the difference between good and the best is pressure.

he gassed himself trying to get that guillotine

>khabib literally just ignoring a guillotine
B
A
S
E
D

that was scary

>people cheer that khabab gets out of the worst choke in the game

DUSTIN FUCKING SUCKS

IDS OVERRRRRRR

Khaboob is technically white you little phillipino manlet tranny. People hate him because he's a boring fighter and part of an arrogant death cult that fucks children

HEEM TAPPY

the american is getting 9/11ed

He had bone spurs, you dick.

MMA more like MMGAY

was his only shot at winning

HE GON TAP

Moar. I need the full alphabet.

Lame

These have probably been the best part of the event

UFC should ban wrestling, just let them bang

it's over

:(

LETS FUCKING GOOOO

he's a fucking GOD

He is, most of the people sucking him off shat on GSP for the same thing. But because this dude is a raghead they suddenly think it's cool.

there ya go, called it.

ABSOLUTELY DOMINATED

ITS JUST MEAN

28-0 MOTHER FUCKER

lol based cage jump

SOOOOOOOOOO EZ

I'm suck of this shit

rofl the absolute state of dustin poopier

Just give Tony the fight already.

>Poostin

confirmed can

Mutts BTFO

Lads the upside is now we get Tony who will assuredly heem khabib

Tony is gonna end him

So it's pretty obvious that wrestling > BJJ yeah?

TONY VS KHABIB IS ON

EAAAAAAAAASYYY

He did fine

Hes just too fucking good. Hopefully Tony fucks him up

He was doing literally all the right shit to get out of it and a guillotine is the least threatening choke in all of

I'm so upset

KHABIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIB YES LADS

booooooring

R A P E
A
P
E

heem tappy

WHITE SHARIA SOOON !

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

DUSTIN WHO????

WHO!?!!??!!?!?!?!?!?!

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DUSTINBIN BTFO

BORING

>part of an arrogant death cult that fucks children
he is a catholic?

ALLAHU AKBAR

THE GOAT

straight up no selling the guillotine

BTFO HAHAHAAHH

Tony destroys Canbib the Cancrusher

wowwwwwwwwwwwwww

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SO FUCKING EASY LOL

HAHAHAHAAHAHAH

TAKBIR

TONY AND KHABIB WILL NEVER EVEN FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
I FUCKING HATE THIS SPORT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THE G.O.A.T, RACISTS SEETHING.

dogshit matchup

ummm nevermind

people are saying that dustin exposed something in khabib, what was it?

yes, but Sakuraba is the one that definitively proved that

Hot take: Tony sleeps khabib

>swedecuck

WHITE BOYS BTFO
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Tony won't he needs to fight an actual american wrestler

>we're just gonna let Muslims kill a lawyer for disagreeing with them

Honestly, I feel like Poirier is winning he had the best punches.

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worst fight of the year

THIS WAS A CHILDpLAY FOR KHABIB

he can't fight on the backfoot

Not impressed. Sorry, its just wrestlefucking.

I mean who can fucking beat him his ground game is not one level but like leagues above fucking everyone like theoretically what can you even do? He's like every ground technique put into one human body what

go for the dog fight, i.e. gaetje

He exposed how boring a fight can be

Nothing we didnt already know, Tony will heem him

Kevin Lee?

Utterly BTFO

we know the tony match is next for khabib but who does Dustin fight now

COPE

was this really a surprise to anyone?

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>who is Aisha

Go back to your third-world shithole. You're not allowed to use what our ancestors created

Go roll around in your pajamas, moron

Tony is literally the only dude with enough memes behind him to even have a chance at Khabib

But if that isn't the case, I'm not mentally ready to see Tony get ragdolled like a bitch.

Gotta give it to Dustin Poirier, but Khabib really HEEMED and SMASHED him!!!!

Ben beats Khabib

At least an ATT fag gets btfo

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gillespie reks him

this. Gaethje would kill him

Move forward against him and khabib doesn't know what to do. This will be what people start training to do if they are going to fight him. Khabib sucks when his opponent is aggressive, people are just so scared of him that they are afraid to be aggressive

YOU ARE GOING TO BE REPLACED LMAO

Khabib fucking BUTT RAPED Bustin

gotem

not even a fucking scratch on khabib. how does he does this FUCK

MY STREAM IS EMBARRASSING FUCK

won 180 quid on that fgight

>have success moving forward and just throwing
>back up against fence and do nothing
dustin is a fucking brainlet

he won't though

WHITEY BTFO

who are those annoying little sandniggers

sons of some random sheikh whose dick khabib is riding?

List of people Khabib CANT beat:
1. Tony Ferguson
2. Justin Gaethje
3. Gregor Gillespie

are you all ready for Khabibs next title defense in december

>Move forward against him and khabib doesn't know what to do. This will be what people start training to do if they are going to fight him. Khabib sucks when his opponent is aggressive, people are just so scared of him that they are afraid to be aggressive
lol brainlet, you clearly don't understand that khabib allows his opponents to act aggressively and leads them the edge.

>sits on u
nice sport guys

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Gaethje

Ha. You’re a fucking Muslim cocksucker.

how exactly is anybody supposed to stop him from zomby pushing and grabbing onto them

only because they won't match him up with another wrestler....

what's he saying?

>struggled with Al who had less than a week notice
>stomp everyone else

Khabib once again demonstrating what MMA and all Martial Arts are really about, RESPECT!

R E S P E C T
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>cm punk holding the mic for khabib
based

only way Kabob loses is in a ring not a cage

I would like to see ben vs khabib but ben is too wide and big for lightweight and i still think khabib's aggressive wrestling is superior.

>giving the mic to your coach as if anyone gives a fuck what he has to say

Imagine not ranking Ragin' Al

ALREADY DUCKING TONY

I’m not impressed with this wrestlefucking.

tony literally murder him