UFC 242 live on ESPN+ Gamethread #5

they all have boners and feel guilty for it

thanks

they probably felt asleep

Lee is 1000% a product of incest.

WMMA

When is Dana going to invest in a performance institute in Abu Dhabi so young Aisha's can start getting punched in the face for a living?

JoJo is probably my biggest crush.

just post bundas

>an ad the literal second the horn sounded

this is haram brother, these women are unattended, unclothed, and shedding skin. Allah cries today

anytime

>alfonso died
feels bad man

Anyone got the ripple.is stream????

Lee cute

at what euro time does the khebab match commence?

based, its time that mudrat cottonhead sand nigger coon goon learns not to fuck with louisana boys

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where's the bizarro rhonda pic

Why he’s the worse of the mountain durkhas. Didn’t even have good wrestling. Couldn’t even wrestle a british nog.

why? he's a can like every other caucasus nigger riding the khabib hypewave

didnt he just get off a 2 year suspension for PEDs too?

Are there any real mma fighters in here? Have a srs question.

Just got done wageslaving, did i miss any spicy heems or fights?

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Jojo was the shit when she fought with Invicta.

It was the golden age of women strawweight

friend, go to google
type ufc
and it will show all fights, local time.

think that's illegal bro

muslims don't appreciate unrestrained women imitating men by fighting for money

How long till dusthammad beheads khabib?

Veronica Macedo Best Girl

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>from Texas

yes

I could jack off to this

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this would be ideal

Sexy in a weird way tqbhwyf

i want to see heavyweight WMMA. fuck these "athletic" women ha-ing at each other. i want to see two hamplanets smash into each other, everything jiggling and bouncing, oh my just imagine it.

Yah fer sure I got a stream for you
*unzips*

I want a latina gf again

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>You can even hear helicopters fly by

A literal fucking tent

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Inferior finnish genes

dustin is going to lock kumar in the louisianan lagoon for 25 STRAIGHT minutes

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europe has multiple time zones achmed

Try saying that here you filthy monkey see how quick you get knocked out

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looks like a girl from my favela

>she will never sit on your face
why live

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you
are
inbred

22-23 for the REAL EU timezone

Imagine her with a potbelly...

Oh fook that long shot in the Lee brapper

val is better

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damn it works

eating pussy is for fags

***UFC 242 PREDICTIONS***

Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. Dustin Poirier
Edson Barboza vs. Paul Felder
Islam Makhachev vs. Davi Ramos
Curtis Blaydes vs. Shamil Abdurakhimov
Mairbek Taisumov vs. Carlos Diego Ferreira

***Picks will close at start of PPV. Need a Goof and Winner image***

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>wmma

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>favella fuck
Calls someone inbred.

>jojo will never give you a handjob while whispering in your ear

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yeah, spread the word

do the stanky leg ooouuu do the stanky leg

Just like with Caine getting fucked in Mexico city, Khabib the raghead will die in front of his biggest fanbase. That is my dream.

Can we add him to the mat? Or is that only for main card fighters?

Me too lad, shame there’s hardly any in canada

this event needs jewish fighters

pls send me a one

Brooooo

INFERIOR DAGESTANI RATS CANNOT ADAPT TO THE HUMIDITY LIKE THE LOUISIANA SWAMP CHADS

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COOOOOOOOOM

based jojo

Goof image

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Texans are cringiest people on earth nobody gives a shit about your dumb fucking state

inbred

>..p..please allah help me!

>pussy

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I need a stream lads, no way am I paying 20 quid for that dogshit main card.

how is lee's ass so fucking F L A T

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I swear you guys are fucking weird lol "i wAnT tO fUCk CalDerWoOd" why do you retards always find the ugliest piece of horse shit so attractive? Just look at this cunt, there's literally no beauty on this useless rat lmao first it was Cynthia Calvillo or whatever her dumb name is, and now its this cunt. You guys need mental help quick, fucking faggots

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>still dissappointed about zuba bros

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Khabib
Barboza
Islam
Blaydes
Taisumov

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Durkas don’t give a shit about mma. Khabib is just a meme for them. Doubt the UFC will let their boy lose like that tho.

kinda, she's kinda like Joanna, she ugly sometimes and good looking other times, I want both of them to dominate me, plus Lee is racist so I want her to hate fuck me.

dustin said he's been running to adjust to the heat since he landed in abu dubai where as khabib literally didnt even do the open work outs

where the fuck did you find a spic in ireland

Go suck some favella cock ya 3rd world country cuck.

ROUND 3 JOJO INCOMING. LEE IS FUCKED

>when you nut but he keep suckin

based. let the betas lick piss holes.

the only thing disgusting about jojo is her tattoos

NURMAGURMA
Barboza
Makhachev
Blaydes
Ferreira

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her "tits" are literally flat as a man's chest

\o/ let's go jojo

Best state in the union, best place on the planet. cope more with your shitty irrelevant state

he really wanted that BBC (british broadcasting program)

When will you deal with the eternal mountainjew Ivan?

many go to learn english there, apparently

>host event in kebab land who cant build a fucking arena

why?

GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME

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just started watching lads, any good fights/heems?

khabib
barboza
islam
abdarakhimov
taisumov
just to be clear i've never seen any of the last 4 fight

anyone got a stream?

Youre right we should discuss the skill and athleticism on display

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Friendly reminder if you're attracted to fat women (low status) it means you have low self perceived value.

(ugly, small dick, short height)

>DUSTIN THE DIAMOND
>Barboza
>Islam
>Blaydes
>Taisumov

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He did not look good. I can't believe he gassed like that after working with AKA Thailand

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link to Schaub commentary

latinas are more trouble then they're woth fren

its probably why her bf beat her

rich colombian girl here for university, liked me for some reason. dated for 4 years.
There's also a shit load of brazilians here

>being this mentally ill

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This guy is either lying or he got lied to, the only tan women here are italians

Nurmagomedov
Barboza
Makhachev
Shamil
Taisumov

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Any idea when Khabib will fight and can you coloured gentlemen give me a stream? I refuse to pay £20 to watch it

Switch mine since Edsons legs are ded

Khabib
Paul
Islam
Shamil
Carlos

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Do people actually enjoy watching WMMA? This shit is so boring.

They were talking about the heat affecting Khabibs boy while he was fighting a Brit lmao, excuses.

Source

any stream links? Does not to have be hd my pc at work suck balls

only cumbrains

DUSTY DIAMOND
FELDER
RAMOS
BLAYDES
FERREIRA
mudslimes all lose

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mma crackstreams

That faggot got rekt harder than Ali

anything is better than the average irish woman

WHat a spineless pussy

Dont worry guys its 10pm in Abu right now, by the time main event starts it should be reaching desert night temps.

Jojo needs to push the pace

Fucking sheikhs with that helicopter humming outside

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only wmma heavyweight is remotely entertaining, women this small dont have any power behind their punches

white femcel fighters always look scrawny and weak

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here is the based commentary stream
youtube.com/watch?v=cIQE-YX8ytk
fuck cruz and his autistic ramblings

>nose piercing
BIG yikes

jojo is the better fighter

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Help
Earth,
Eliminate
Muslims

this is one of the most brazilian looking girl i've ever seen being posted here

They really thought of everything.

synchtube.ru/r/sptube

Main card coming up, get ready to come in

lmao these women couldn't even go outside in these outfits in abu dhabi wtf was dana thinking

How much longer until the main event? All these fights look like trash except for the last one.

keep talking and your daughter will get rekt by bbc

>working on saturday at 8 pm
my condolences

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Texas is becoming East California, enjoy your invading hordes of brown trash and shitlibs

Bruhhh

>andrea lee

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I thought so too
then the cyborg nunes fight was the best fight of the card it was in so I'm not as mad over them as I used to

Her gimmick is literally looking a like a russian hit(wo)man, KGB Lee, it's the the white genes.

You literally copied your old post and put it here for replies, get a grip, grow up, pull yourself together

Stream link?

THIS.

That’s not attractive.

looks like the ultimate in mutt technology

they'reflexible and fast, though.
the most technical fighters are fun to watch (Joanna, Rose, Karate Hottie...)

crackstreams.com/mmastreams/watch-ufc-242-khabib-vs-poirier/

Candrea Pee

Friendly reminder women will never be good fighters because in order to do so it would mean completely giving up on their appearance and they won't do that.

low test

isnt that bitch 15

Holy fuck why do people watch this trash

They did a live action mario movie?!
Wtf

Also that thing is scary af

crackstreams.com/mmastreams/watch-ufc-242-khabib-vs-poirier/

ENJOY my finland friend

>that flag

mutt recognizes mutt i see

I'm all three plus bald and only 21 but I don't like fatties

That is some hot shit

im bout to fall the fuck asleep

Does Dana hate Dubai putting on such a shit card?

Who incel here? Im a 27 year old virgin

Thats an OK age in your country aint it?

Nurmagomedov
Felder
Makhachev
Abdurakhimov
Taisumov

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For not wanting to fuck a dude? Gtfo fag

Come to Jersey. I will fuck your mouth full of my test.

so this is the main event huh?

getting my refund fuck dana fuck the ufc fuck all of you fuck this SHIT 'sport'

agree, but this is

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>these thots would get literally raped and beaten within an inch of their lives if they walked outside wearing those outfits

why are muslims so based when it comes to f*males?

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>monkey talking about mutts

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And that is the final horn.
We go to a decision.
What your final judges scorecards say?

What was the 10-8 round in the Zubaira fight? How did we get a 28-28?

The things id do to her

>DIAZ AND MASVIDAL AT GANGSTERWEIGHT

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Looks like she's blasting enough test for all of us.

j

who won? idk

i never understood this fucking webm wtf

he knows khabib is a guaranteed drawl so he's free to stuff the undercard with the shittiest no-name cans imaginable

ive been blank stare watching this for 15 minutes
still dont know which is lee which underwood or whatever her name

high test males are more likely to enjoy buff females

JoJo 30-28

eating pussy is literally the best part of sex besides the sex itself, and may be on par with it honestly

you're a fucking faggot.

who is this thot?

she has a great semen extractor (tongue)

First round

10-8
9-10
9-10

pretty obvious retard

Yasssss

needs more weight

waste of everyone's time

you're right it's no use fighting in a chinese hentai forum let's just watch the fights, Ahmed

instagram.com/meazenha/

This appears to be her instagram.

Decision could go either way. Everyone looks gassed to shit

Hey man I got nothing against u:
Kavkaz rightful orthodox Russian land tho. Just like Palestine rightfully belongs to you guys

imma give it to bizarro rhonda

Gassed draw

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draw

pls gib sauce

>Dubai
lol

you guys know buffstream is up and streaming this right
just mentioning cos im seeing crackstreams

t. submissive gay homosexual

Doesn't anyone of you think that Lee is a man body in a womans brain haha

I dont think so

High test males are usually fat and bald.

29-28 lee
;[

lmao like I watched this shit

cringe beta. enjoy your throat cancer

doesn't work for me :c

the room goes quiet as wmma begins, phones at the ready

Dr Kneevil haha!!!

Fuck you Andrea Lee fucked my parlays

who's the girl on the left?

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based

>t. coping faggot

>there’s nothing to do in Abu Dhabi so here’s some horses running through the desert

White supremacists btfo

jojo has a lot of close fights

wtf i LOVE women's mma now

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your boyfriend is really grateful that you lick his piss hole you little bitch

>30/27

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jojo a cute

Stream pls

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AYO FUCK WOMENS

>cut too much weight
>can't handle the heat

When you think about it, it's unreal.

How tough do you have to be to choose to get into a cage and take elbows, fists, knees, legs into the face for a living?

a flushed can

Liana Jojua

BASED HOT JOJO

high est

jojo is so cute

shes fucking ADORABLE

Based heat gonna destroy khabib

>not in a good looking way
we know

t. homossexual

she's ugly
but she's kinda cute at the same time
her mannerisms, her accent etc
she cute

G*d I love hue mutts

perfect

high test builds muscle which burns fat

GOT DAMN IT WHEN WILL THE CUTIES WIN

literally cringed

kavkaz belongs to kavkaz bro, its a deppressive history if u looked into it. and im in the uae not palestine

>that lack of applause
ayy lmao

ufc.tv

Khabum is DONE

commies btfo

What's her name

faggot

no idea

shut up frenchie. i could smash these bitches in a second.

guys im beginning to think its really humid in there

humidity fucking sucks you cant cool down and you cant get a 2nd wind its so draining

this is pretty horrid. So you are telling me, in this specific combat event, after you get heemed you immediately get raped? What a crazy incentive to not lose

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bullshit decision

Fighting in a tent. In the desert. Fuck the Middle East.

>my clit was hot
WHITE BEATS CALDERON

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when will the heems start

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How to get a cute MMA GF?

Can't really imagine Jojo vs Valentina

Most Based Timeline. Diamond CHAMP

go ham bro

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Joe Rogan's podcast is enormously popular.

Lee was robbed

Who would win if zero takedowns were scored? Well get ready because that's what's happenin'

dana pls

bros.... the heat cant be that bad.....

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>so hot the fighters are complaining

Will we start having more environmental battlegrounds

what about a card in outdoor siberia this winter

a dream, nothing more

Bros her accent is so hot, she may be my new fightfu

working fine here, sorry

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NO

why aren't the cumbrains posting musluts

fun fact:

Calderwood is fucking her coach.. as well

Imagine how hard they'd have raped Ben after his last fight.

why do they pretend they liked the fight everytime lads?
why do they keep pushing this meme

when you have no other financial opportunity its a great idea. if you end up being good at it, even better, might get lots of money

>I like my body sweatin cuz the stuff we do

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ty

Muzzies handling the heat no problem, everyone else is dying

Think i might be turning gay.

they're a bunch of whining faggots, it's only 95 degrees

find a dog and beat her up until she joins the gym and dominates?

They should make the canvas a slip and slide.

>get Ko'd
>get waterboarded
>get raped
rough loss

I wish Colby Covington was fighting on this card, so he could make all those towel heads seethe.

Albasedulilah

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imagine calderwood vs shevchenko

meh the main card is pretty weak aside from the main event.

newfag

I thiught saudis had money to cool down a arena wtf

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>go to reddit livethread
>full of mega soiboys, manchildren and virtue signalling homos
>go to /heem/
>full of literal spergs, weirdos, and mentally ill losers
Do normal people even watch MMA?

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Haha cazzie!

nice

Nah dude never. They are worse than niggers.

>guy who was given a black can nearly dies in the cage due to heat

>farenheit

Why are american like this

You're in the right thread then.

Looked better before she got all those crappy tats.

Shit decision

Wheres rogain?

kaaskoppen sbs9 zend het uit

synchtube.ru/r/sptube

Main card starting.... NOW!

Taisumov vs Ferreira up next, been looking forward to this one.

I've been missing out

And you're in both groups my man

why were you on reddit to begin with?

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he doesnt travel anymore

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

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i dont even like shev but she'd murder her

You g-g-g-g-guys are paying for this right?

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they pay for it and watch it with their friends irl

tats never look good on women, ever

i disagree. kavkaz is very traditionalistic something europeans and amerimutts can learn from. african niggers are scary tho

Who thought it would be a good idea to put a heavyweight fight in this weather

STARTING NOW

because fuck you that's why

Poirier
Barboza
Islam
Blaydes
Taisumov

its always like this with ppvs outside he US

>thank you for your purchase
heh

You're not ILLEGALLY streaming, are you?

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He doesn't travel outside USA you cazzie

h-h-h-h-h-hold kjeft

tattoos are filthy and disgusting

Fuck muslims, sure, but fuck Jews more.

i was just in cartagena snorting tucci and cocaine fucking 3 10/10s a day for $50 a day

my brain is permanently broken

FACEEEEEEEEE THEEEEEEE PAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Reddit user Candii_Kayn/

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ok so they banned the subreddit where i was finding all the streams, have they ever made a new one?

i think a bomb went off

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Taisumov was on a fucking roll before he disappeared, dude is a spicy fighter

I dont want to go to jail for 5 years, but Im not paying for this shit card either... what do

Yeah, and they have real friends they watch this shit with. Take your pick you mentally ill soiboy.

I'm actually pretty sure DP is going to win this, it's going to be extremely hot by the time the main fight is on, completely crowded and brewing for hours by then. Khabib had a shit weight cut and looked really drained, DP specifically came in lighter than usual. DP lasts all 5 rounds strong as seen vs Holloway, Khabib visibly looks slower. DP will win. Betting lines will come closer soon.

Very broad shoulders.

Its habbening

I'm doing the latter half

KHABIB

IT'S TIME

He doesn’t do off shore anymore because he is such a diva

Khabib
Barboza
Makhachev
Blaydes
Taisumov

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Oh thats her nvm

I'm paying for the internet needed to stream it

my stream works perfectly but im afraid you faggots might ruin it... is it the crypto kike greed in me?

Take a plea deal

HEY

tony with his dumb ass cardio in this heat would run through khabib

CHECK YOURSELF GOYIM

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I DON'T WANNA SEE ANY MORE KIAS OR NIGGERS BUYING A COUCH ON EBAY

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They arent big fans of gays

Take the risk.

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TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING

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Ya their tradition is car bombs and pretending they are Muslim. They converted in like 1820 dude lol

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go to jail

They definitely take good care of you

muslims are fine if they stay where they belong, jews are the cause of 99% of the problems on earth

I plead the 5th
Fuck you FBi

i never paid for anything in my life faggot

>irish

Dustin lives in Lousianna, Florida, and has gotten acclimated to UAE weather. Indoor Khabib will be the new Sea level Cain.

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dustin is going to tap his swamp card and lock kumar in the georgian gatorbelly for 25 STRAIGHT minutes

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Felder better watch his dick this time.

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ban grappling

stop being blind to what the kike taught you stupid faggot. go watch khabib's fighter of anatomy. rural dagestan is a literal ethnostate

Based Jewposter

Why isn't this on BT??????

They are fighting in a giant tent
no joke look it up

You’ve got your pryors,, ur Carlin’s, ur chapelles, your schaubs

Lmao i just remember two fat niggas are fighting soon

Not a Mexican American girl. They don't do anything.

FUCK /POL/

reckon her groin will be all chafing after this

youtube.com/watch?v=M_fbxVkG1nI
Listen to this NOW to give Dustin all your heem energy

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Who is this seme demon

based and pussypilled

Anyone got the ripple.is stream?
Thats always the smoothest link.
CrackStream is laaaaaaaagggg

Never went to cartagena but shit was cheap as fuck outside medellin

nah khabib gets the early take down and Dustins cardio wont help. theres no amount of cardio that you can have that prepares you or high humidity and heat. you overheat, you sweat all the water out, you dehydrate, you can't get any oxygen to the muscles cause of the lack of oxygen. it's a big clusterfuck

t. guy who trains in aussie heat and humidity.

the only people who can handle it are dark skinned fellas and south east asians who are born for humidity.

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>Abu poor-Yea Forums

>dagestan is a literal ethnostate
>it's divided between 40 different ethnicities that constantly backstab each other

4am and still going strong lads

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wtf is this music

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Rogan doesn't travel outside US you fucking casuals

This theme song is fucking shit

when is this on

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Finally some good fights about to be on

based

Knock down the mutt!

wheres fight companion?

...

sounds like some imagine dragons type of shit

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inshallah brothers

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thats hot

looks like a KKK meeting in the crowd lol

I never understood why she loved me, I don't even like myself normally

DUSTIN LOOKING FRESH

Why am I hearing Face the Pain?

Name?

LOUISIANA STRONK

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where my 4am alarm gang at

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***PICKS ARE CLOSED***
Still need a Winner image

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id rather get backstabbed by other people that look like me than see my daughter get her ass spreaded apart like moses did the sea

Of mutted turko-mongols-khazarians.
Man I didn’t jews lived in UAE. t. Shiek poz-al-blackedberg

is that the fight hadzovic showed negative fight IQ and got caught with a tons of fake takedown into upercut ?

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good he's been shit recently
cruz>>>>>rogan

Trying doing it and then going to work, every week.

Try being a bong

I will be so happy if Kebab gets fucked. So tired of hearing about this uptight muzzie fuck.

Stay strong Aus bro

yeah no for sure khabib has never had any trouble with being dehydrated you absolute ponce

it's unbelievable

synchtube.ru/r/sptube

Yo niggas come join we lit.

go back

Joe is currently fucking Schaub in the ass as punishment for outing him as a cheater.

DUSTIN LOOKING CONFIDENT HE WILL WIN

KINGS

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I want to make love to a pure gulf arab woman

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Morning Bruce

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>ºF
stop

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enjoy HPV faggot

Anik seems like a good dude

stay strong friend

Here you go goof

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>it's a cruz episode

>face the pain playing in the arena

I'm second-hand pumped

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I was lying. He actually does travel outside USA to commentate. Not tonight though. ;D

CONFIDENT DUSTIN
OOOHHHHH HES FUCKIN DOIN IT BOYS
MUSLIMS DIE TONIGHT

Boomer croat

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looking good mate

calling out to all my Anglo-Saxon-Celtic brethren around the world!!!!

I'm in dire need of a stream, any help would be greatly appreciated.

Is Dustin gonna use the McGregor technique of repeatedly getting socked in the face in order to gas Khabib?

yeah you need to shut the fuck up lad neither of them are gonna get an edge from the conditions

youre dumb, obviously an inferior subhuman

I'm not sure about the euro laws of it, but it's only a crime in Canada if you are the one streaming it.

well you're getting both so congrats lmao

Yeah. I'm still a believer in Hadzo though, when he's on point he's very good.

Good morning /heem/

acestream link?

i should have taken a nap. fuck those wmma fights, if we had spice non stop id keep my energy momentum

Lets go Diego get the upset.

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Crop her

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Found the M*xican

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Rogan getting a lot of heat for saying it's OK that Conor punched that old guy because Conor has a lot of money and having money is the greatest moral imperative.

synchtube.ru/r/sptube

Khabib wins by submission duh

alhamdulillah

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Why the fuck is Cerrone so highly ranked at LW again, he's a can

How long until Khabib fight?

like how much money did the sheiks of the UAE have to shove in Dana's fat mouth to get a UFC event in an arena without air conditioning in the middle of the fucking desert
he's gonna win tho

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Dustin will use very old school McGregor technique of winning the fight

Has khabib adjusted to the heat?

cruz is shit why does reddit love him?

he's a dumb trash talker stupid spic how does he have any fans?

>hand in pocket
>confident

im not even from uae. but whatever makes you sleep at night, leroy smith

everyone has hpv virgin

Iaquinta invented that trick

funnnily enough it could actually works since people seem to gas super fast because of the heat and they will be super sweaty and slippery starting the second round

He's an entertaining can.

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only you, vag eater

this shit won't finish til 7 nigga i got a full 6 hours in

can watch the prelims on fight pass later

based

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chess match meme

NEW
NEW

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hnnnnngh

It’s an air conditioned arena

based Gronland poster

but does he win the story

>36 wins
>is a can

Ferreira by triangle

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Based pussy eater triggering the incels. Nothing better than having a hot girl moaning and wriggling around on your bed, running her fingers through your hair, and pulling your face into her pussy.

Virgin dorks wouldn’t understand.

What if Dustin just does a running knee when Khabib goes for a take down?

What about all the farts?

tbf, hes not wrong

Remind me who this is?

he beat the man khabib fought the belt for

twink faggot

You really don't need to make a new thread for every fight, user..

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Women are beautiful...

synchtube.ru/r/sptube

GET IN WE MAIN CARD NOW !#!#!#?#

Bvsed
Only the submissive munch

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you missed my pick but its ok i forgive you, unless i get them right in which case i will never forgive you

I think Ferreria gets put away early.

> Dustin Poirier
>. Paul Felder
>Islam Makhachev
>Curtis Blaydes
>Carlos Diego Ferreira

your mom

6am alarm is much comfier

Nurmagomedov
Edson Barboza
Davi Ramos
Curtis Blaydes
Mairbek Taisumov

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>ywn have that

WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN THE POINT OF BEING ALIVE?!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I wanna fuck one of these burka bitches

Gonna join if Dana heems my stream.

bookies love him

>High heat and humidity lead to two problems in the exercising body: 1) increased core body temperature and 2) dehydration. Increased body temperature (hyperthermia) leads to decreased muscle endurance, which means the muscle’s ability to contract repeatedly or in a sustained manner over long periods of time. High core temps also cause a shift in energy production from aerobic to anaerobic mechanisms, which means the body has to use up its muscle energy stores more rapidly.

oh NO dustin trained aerobic exercises what an IDIOT

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lifting

Okay, this is epic.

He's a closeted gay man with a small dog, why wouldn't reddit love him?

Everyone inside is complaining how hot it is inside, so the a/c/ must not be very good

No fuck off

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No they wouldn't. Love when you make them cum, and they can't even control themselves to start sucking your dick

low energy walkout

bog lighting lmao

well you tricked me, it's 15 minutes past that time and still not the right fight

on both sides

Reddit loves anyone who isn't white. They absolutely love the khabib gang, even though they are more conservative than the "nazis" reddit claims to hate

>thumbs down, boos and cock handsymbols when Ferreira walks out
>cheers and high-fives when Taisumov walks out
Are all muslim crowds this toxic?

must be something wrong in your timezone

are you his boyfriend? trying to damage control and keep him sucking you of huh?

>When your head is inbetween their legs and they cum and squeeze your head and you can hear the blood in your ears pumping

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this triggers the incel

Must get tiresome wearing bed sheets every day.

Khabib fights in like an hour

Imagine if all of these muslim fighters lose in this sweltering heat and then Khabib gets btfo, will there be a riot?

based, usually when a woman knows you give good head, they'll just stick your dick straight in instead of having you go down on them

they take so fucking long to start the stupid fucking fights

fight companion why u no up yet?

What ever happened to acestream?
Fuck Schaub, he's such retarded bet! Ruined it for all of us

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Muslims lose irredeemably at most sports. They are used to it.

implying you would know fatass

gay companion?

Are women allowed in the audience?

MY FUCKING HEIGHT AND WEIGHT IS IN MY NAME!

EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME PEOPLE CALL ME A MANLET OR FAT

SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS SHIT!

you should include a picture of your fatass in it as well limpdicky

not only you're a manlet, you're also a weightlet

He blocked everyone in in the parking lot the other day at the Comedy Store with hus fuck huge truck, and nobody could leave until he did. He also needed spotters to help get out of the tight parking lot. How long until even the people who helped him get sick of his shit?

Even if I could I wouldn't, I need a shred of anonymity.

I understand the manlet meme but I'm taller than like 70% of people I pass on the street, 90% of women and the majority of men. Not even sure what a weightlet is, my BMi is 23, I'm closer to overweight than I am to the middle of normal weight. What the fuck is a weightlet?

kabib after this fight?

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Dude. Just fucking stop.

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guys going on about how they're good at eating pussy and not at fucking is how u know they have a fucked up little penis btw

???

I look nothing like that.

10-8 3rd round

Go Feheiha

This is too funny to be true

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It's on his instagram, or maybe Bryan Callen's?

Dublin is crawling with Brazilians. It's honestly worth learning Portuguese living here

why cant you braindead whitoids stop literally giving away your countries

God, the between fight segments are so boring today, what the heck

Fucking Brazilian and Latinos, they're so fucking loud! Makes taking the bus unbearable

WTF is Bruce buffer wearing?

How can the unironically sell these events with only 2 good fights on the card

Crackstream is dogshit. Anyone have another?

The absolute state of finns

the fuck is arlovski doing

givemereddit.stream/ufc-mma/ufc-live-stream

Thanks