/nfl/ >Tfw wholesome midwest GF edition

Who team AB here?

this

you can only post itt if your team will win a game this season. Not so fast raidurrspics

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I am morbidly curious of how AB would do on the Pats

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I swore i saw a picture of him once with his gf and she was fat. Could be thinking of Madison Bumgarner though

IT'S THEIR YEAR BROS

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Literally no one

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Calm down, you guys still have the madden curse, even if >we die, >we drag you down with >us

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Team Clown

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Vikes need a third receiver? ;) Just kidding brown would refuse to play here

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based teams.
>my team.
cringe teams.
>your team.

Couldn't be me

post cheerleader thots

>Everyone saying AB to the Patriots
I don't want that nigger on my team. We would have to cut Jakobi Meyers or Dorsett.

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you write like a faggot kek. dumb cocksucker

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YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER

Is AB going into the hall of fame or does Abandoning your team in week 17 undermine 5 years of stats bolstered by being on a team with a top 5 QB and an elite Oline?

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LOL LOOK AT THIS DOOD !!!!!!

LOOK AT HIS LIPS

Enjoy getting embarrassed by the Jets tomorrow

AB to the Giants. He'll want to go to a big time place and be so invaluable that the team can't do anything without him.

>AB

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my team is pretty cringe now that have Lamar Jackson

Randy Moss half assed it in Oakland multiple times and still got in.

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>tf
>tp
Makes sense

How does it feel playing checkers, while AB is playing chess out there?

do they have the cap space to sign him?

They got rid of OBJ who did the same thing for them while somehow creating less drama because of "culture"

Wentz was a mistake. Shoulda sold his ass down river and kept Foles.

AB is not even close to Randy Moss. He's not even close to TO for that matter.

I feel like I'm winning my checkers match while AB's CTE ass is chewing on the pawns

A P O L O G I Z E

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not saying he is. just that quitting on a team won't keep you out.

>AB back to the Steelers after writing a sincere apology

mfw the bears get flexed out of all their primetime slots back into comfy noon where they belong

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Based.

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Stabler
Cliff Branch
Biletnikoff
Casper
Upshaw
Shell
Dalby
Otto
Ben Davidson
John Matuszak
Tatum
Willie Brown
Lester Hayes
Howie Long
Greg Townsend
Mike Haynes
Bo
Marcus Allen
Tim Brown
JERRY RICE
Terry McDaniel
Charles Woodson
Rod woodson
Rich Gannon
Jerry Porter
Plunkett
Nnamdi Asomugha
Zach Miller (Arizona)
Darren McFadden
Garner
Terry Kirby
Zach Crockett
Otis Sistrunk
Johnathan Hankins
Lamarr Houston
Carr
Hostetler
Plunkett
Todd Christensen
Raymond Chester
George Atkinson
Ted Hendricks
Greg Bikert
Kirk Morrison
Thomas Howard
Napoleon Harris
Henry Lawrence
Curt Marsh (not the Seahawks player)
Steve Wisniewski
Stefen Wisniewski
Rodney Hudson
Janikowski
Jeff Jaeger
Errol Mann
Ray Guy
Lechler
Tom Flores
Carl Weathers
George Blanda
Darryle Lamonica
Bill Romanowski

>only to get fired a week later

>its actually happening
OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

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The problem is that the game we're playing IS checkers, and AB is trying to move his pieces like a knight while everyone is trying to tell him how the game is actually played

No chance to win another Super Bowl with this team if you can't even make the playoffs. Foles is simply not a great regular season quarterback.

>trading
update it, at least

>trading for AB
But he's a Free agent you retard

how can one acquire a gee eff like that lads

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>Trading for
Weak bait

>trading

>flyover state
>calling shots anywhere

Darren McFadden is underrated. He and MJD were both elite runningbacks on terrifyingly bad teams

no user, he's not a cultured architect

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Be a Chad and play in the NFL

cringe boomer sneed

>MJD's raiders highlight was kicking a fumble to Carr
still hurts

just be yourself and be the reserve QB of a SB team

Kansas will be a coast state in 50 years

I feel he will end up on the Cardinals. He seems to like Kyler Murray and has train with him multiple times.

be rich and you can choose any girl of any age that you want.

and wentz is? he cannot stay healthy guarantee he'll be out midway of the season

He ran a train on Murray? Nevermind bros, AB is BASED

Kansas will be a desert when the Ogallala aquifer dries up

He didn't, but his former team did

True, the Cardinals is where every good player goes to die

Just after those Arctic glaciers start melting again, right?

Rice and Tim Brown were 50 times better than AB, he god I miss that offense

I hate the Packers, but I want Mercedes Lewis to win a ring. What is this feel, bros?

ITS HAPPENING

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Guarantee it, do you? Wowie

Wasn't part of the reason he went to the raiders was that he didn't want to be with an inexperienced QB?

M O G G E D

RIP Christian Kirk and PatPete

nice rebuttal to wentz being nothing but a fucking meme if it wasn't for ertz everyone would know wentz is shit

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>AB putting his nose down, doing the work, and following what his coaches say
He's not going to the Pats, guys

damn, Oakland had the balls to fuck over Brown's contract and cut his ass, Gruden must be pissed

AB dindu nuffin

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>fucking memes
Not an argument

Yeah, he outsmarted the entire league by getting the Raiders to void his $30 million of guaranteed cash and cut his ass.

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yikes

>relying on TEs means you aren't a good QB
Big Ben and Falco are ELITE

Why do people keep calling Mr. Big Chest Antonio Brown?

he really would be perfect for their system if he wasn't completely insane, he's basically edelman with athleticism

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cringe

truly a man playing the long game.

did ab actually freeze his foot which is the whole reason for this entire charade?

>there are people in the world who actually thought AB was better than Julio

Imagine being a grown adult and talking like this

>edelman on the inside
>brown on the inside/flex
>demarius thomas and josh gordon on the outside
>james white/sony michel in the backfield

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>yfw da bears win da superb owl

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I could see that. The Cardinals were basically Steelers South during the Whisenhunt and Arians years

>gets embarrassed by Elinfor the third time

Translation for white posters
"Informed me not to participate on Thursday, Sully/Defame my good name, and character, after this ordeal, they requested I appeared for my job, issued me 2 documents regarding my last incident, after the press conference, without guaranteed portion of my contract I would play or participate with the Raiders organization"

you forgot gronk

Absolutely based.

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Correction: I would no longer play or participate*

you ain't neva been judged by yo skeen cola

Nobody itt knows the fine print of his contract. The last word on whether or not he'll get the money hasn't been spoken yet. This thing will take years till its finally resolved as you can see with fournette's case in jax

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Thank you. I dont speak nigger

Fuck you. I want a concrete now, you sunnuva bitch

Based translatorposter

>Ritas
Holy fucking based and Phillypilled

Ya welcome my nigga
Ey don't say dat word mane

well, meanwhile he probably has to pay legal fees with no income

lol at drew "bring your bible to school day" brees

what a fucking stupid christcuck

Fine. I wont say thank you

wow thanks

>yfw the Bills are the only team willing to sign AB after he refused to go there
Would be pottery tbdesu

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>#1 all time passing yards
>BTFOs homodemons

BASED BREES

>AB signes a min contract with the pats
>wins the sb
>raiders have to pay him his 30 million
this guy is truly a genius

Trump supporters are uneducated

>they sign him just to cut his ass
I'd love it

>AB signing a min contract
wew lad

>AB forced to play the rest of his career in painful mediocrity, never even comes close to an owl ever again
A fitting punishment

Based Gruden, not putting up with Keysean 2.0

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He breached his contract so they don't owe him anything. He's not going to win a grievance in court either so he just lost out on an easy $30mil

Now that I think about it, cant the Raiders get a comp pick from Brown next season?

The Antonio Browns

He wouldn't. The minute he starts his bullshit Bill would cut him loose.

>AB to the Patriots and Brady wins 3 more owls

cmon user that's harsh, he's not playing for the Cardinals

kek gayders kek

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This has to be the wildest offseason/preseason in a really long time

The only way Brady wins 3 owls is if they are stuffed animals at the county fair and he's playing ring toss

spotrac.com/nfl/oakland-raiders/antonio-brown-6702/

GET FUCKED, NO MONEY FOR YOU, PUT YOUR EGO AWAY AND PLAY OR GET CUT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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I can't imagine any team would sign Brown at this point.

based lateposter

>elite WR corp
>Defense looking the best in ages
2 more minimum.

cope

you unleashed the 7 headed GOAT

phoneposters need to learn to screenshot

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It's Saturday, most of us just woke up.

>AB opposite Fitzgerald and catching dimes from Kyler Murray
I kinda want this

JUST

Brady is also 42. Remember when Manning completely fell off a cliff after 48?

Manning is shit.

BB signs AB to a 1 year vet minimum contract with incentives.
Trades Dorsett to the Raiders for a 4th
The Pats WR corps of
Edelman
Gordon
AB
DT
Harry

Costs less than OBJ and at the end of the year when they are FA all get 3rd rd compensatory picks.

BB trades them all for second rounders in 2021.
When the 2021 draft comes he trades them all along with the Pats first for the first overall pick and T Law.

You know this to be true.

>not waking up naturally at 7 AM daily
Yikes

I was up at 6 am and shitposting by 6:15 am. Stop being a slacker you entire life.

peyton was 1 (ONE) year older than brady and had a metal spine and couldnt feel his fingers anymore

brady is just hitting his second prime

>treat AB like shit
>now teams have to rush to pay the man tens of millions or else the patriots will get him for the vet minimum
Fucking raiders always fucking everything up. They paid him 30 million, you have to treat him like a 30 million man. He is above the law and the coaches should already understand that their place in life is to suck his penis raw and swallow every last drop of his cum so that he's happy and this situation doesn't happen. They've unleashed hell on the league all because of their fucking ego. FUCK THE RAIDERS.

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Thanks
Nope, the talents isn't worth it, hahaha
He's done, if anyone signs him his ego would fuck him over yet again
But then I can't post my Raiders image, you fool.

>second prime
His playoff statistics from last year disagree

Peyton definitely started to show decline in 2014, he didn't fall off a cliff.
Stop this stupid shit, Peyton is one of the best ever and arguably THE best.

>if anyone signs him his ego would fuck him over yet again
Is this your first season? This is a tale told a million times over now, Belichick signs a diva with an ego and tames him to the shock of the rest of the league

>Would have had a better chance in Jacksonville now.

youtu.be/HWmZHrWSXkU

95259965
Awful bait, no (You) for you

I can't tell if you're trolling or just stupid

>AB's agent trying to justify why he and his client aren't fucking retarded
Hopefully you will both end up jobless

AB will never play another down of football

you mean when the patriots were pushing playoff rushing records because every team was running light packages?

Yes, more success, that'll quell the man.
you're a fool, you're not getting him.

>going to bed before 2
Purge all boomers from the board

kek gayders

His playoff statistics with a fucking small white receiver as his WR1?

So you're admitting Brady isn't even needed anymore

What?

gayers kek

>tfw I missed all this antonio brown drama

Nah.

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How is than an argument against Brady not declining. Edelman has basically been his WR1 for a few years already

Is Brady shit because he had Gronk?

Oh no you don't, MADDEN CURSE

Bill bringing those pushed up C's to the party. What a gilf.

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You have no idea wtf you're talking about. Please refrain.

Who will stop Mahomes now?

>nigger
A cop, hopefully.

Russell Wilson already beat him last year, same with Deshaun in 2017. Wonder who that will be this year. Kyler Murray?

this Watch him get cut and end up on a new team too, probably the Cards lel

I'm saying the Patriots don't rely on one system to win

>understandably pay millions to sign elite talent because its a fucking business move
>go full retard and release talent instead of bending over backwards to retain the talent
I hope youre the one trolling here. There's a reason top businesses in cutthroat markets don't piss test their best employees and let them do whatever the fuck they want. Coaches and managers direct and groom the talent and their job stops there. Their feelings need to be separated from the job and if they start crying like a bitch because the rockstar worker hurt their feelings then their business is never going to be competitive.

Rockstars dont end up jobless. They take their talent to a new place, work for a bit less money and make things hell on earth for their old employers. Places like Google, Facebook,Amazon,etc. fellate the living FUCK out of their talent because they understand how this business works. Its a two way street. Not a charity for low skill workers, and not a whip cracking oppressor for the top tier talent that could ruin them if they chose to work elsewhere.

We will see.

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Belichick looked disgusting - nipples protruding - in his sleeveless hoody during halftime interview with ESPN reporter. Very very disrespectful.

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UNLEASH THE RENFROW

The Raiders are still whoppin the Donkos on Monday night.

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/Bills Owl 2020/

Yes. They should just direct snap it to Sony Michel every down.

Isn't that the guy who is 0-2 vs Tom Brady??

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BASED ANTONIO BROWN
BASED ANTONIO BROWN
BASED ANTONIO BROWN
BASED ANTONIO BROWN
BASED ANTONIO BROWN
BASED ANTONIO BROWN
BASED ANTONIO BROWN

Here the thing: Gruden wants to build a dinasty team with good work ethics. The Raiders could not allow any player to become bigger than the team so that's why they took away his guaranteed money.
Bitch ass Brown wanted to keep his antics and come to work whenever he wanted it just like he used to do with the Squeelers but got another thing coming to him when he got his ass fined and his guaranteed money gone.
This kind of work ethic sends the wrong message to the young ones; not to mention the fact that he wanted to fuck the club by getting his guaranteed money and then keep uo with his bullshit.
He had it coming. Losing those picks is actually a good thing since it teaches the young players how far would the Raider go in order to keep everyone on check and playing like a team. I only hope they don't play hardball with every players contract or they'll fall into defensive irrelevance just like Green Bay a couple of years ago.

what team is crazy enough to grab AB after all this?

how long until AB tries to apologize for this?

>the eagles just got a tik tok
oh no...

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alright. how do I do this "be rich" thing?

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You're a retard. When your rock star employee turns in to a liability for the whole fucking country by cussing out a black cop high on cocaine after said cop pulls him over, that Rockstar employee gets dropped like a hot fucking rock and he has to beg, BEG, for another company industry adjacent to hire him on with a tight leash and a pay cut to prove his worth again.

No one person is better than the entire company.

>concrete
wew
They make the rookies get wooder eyes for the whole team every year at mini camp.

Invest

Stop being a retarded frogposter

Based Tim Brown

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Bros....

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>A few years ago the Patriots scared everyone to death by trying to take Emmanuel Sanders from the Steelers, but the Steelers matched their offer
>Patriots scaring everyone again, only worse, without even doing anything yet

Any ex-Steelers receiver on the Pats would be amusing to see.

Not with a recession looming.

>AB
>rockstar
You might actually be his agent, holy shit. No one can be this delusional; it doesn't matter how good he is if he's a locker room cancer.

Spoken like a true low tier wagecuck that doesn't understand business at large. Things work differently in the upper echelons, kid.

ah shit. fucked up already

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I completely forgot that Sanders played for the Steelers

Jets fan here, can >we have Antonio to go with the new Le'Veon Bell we just got?

You're a dumbass and/or underage

I can't imagine any team actually wanting antonio after this. Not even belichick wants this dude.

Why did they cut Brown instead of trading him? I know they wouldn't get much for him at this point, but surely it would be more than literally nothing.

Can't imagine any team touching AB with a 100 foot pole after this. Dude's an incredible talent, but it's just not worth putting up with all of his shit.

Locker room cancer is a meme term used to rationalize getting rid of outspoken or fan favorite players that are ultimately mediocre. There is no such thing as a locker room cancer when the skill is there and it shows itself on Sundays.

Jets desu
also no AB because fuck him. Bell isnt that bad but keep him away

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retard alert

Trump supporters are uneducated shitbags who vote against their own economic interests

There are plenty of teams that want antonio. The only question is if they're willing to pay or if AB is willing to play for far less money.

Can belichick cure cancer?

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>No one person is better than the entire company.

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Antonio Brown will go to the Texans
Cap this

raising taxes and the cost of living doesnt help your economic interest, double nigger

He's going to the Bears.

Texans fan here, literally negative chance. Our receiving corps is stacked.

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Cutting taxes for billionaires and bowing down to corporations is NOT in working class white interests , inbred Cletus

No it's used to signify players who think they are worth more than the team dumbass

did you know that detroit has a nfl team

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based crying poster

>antonio brown to the Patriots
>bill says he stays off social media or he's cut
>brown stays off social media and turns his life around while playing 3 more years with the Pats
>thanks Bill for helping him fix his media addiction

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We can't stop him bros

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This. Anyone who has actually played team sports knows this.

I wouldn't call them an NFL team exactly

they have no money left

go be unemployed in europoor, commie

Elon Musk is a retard with a lot of money.

Rate my lunch bros

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Yes, no stopping Gruden now....hope he doesn't go power hungry again

Did you know that people born on the day of the Lions' last championship are dying of old age by the thousands per day?

This but unironically

Antonio Brown has inoperable cancer. There is nothin more Belichick can do to for him

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>84 million
>guaranteed

They look like they're laughing...STOP MOCKING ME

Why get your fries all soggy like that? Terrible.

Looks kinda disgusting but kinda good

I'm actually terrified that this is not only possible, but likely.

animal fries are by far the best thing In n out has

>throws 7 passing TDs against your team

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I'd prefer
>antonio brown to the Patriots
>bill says he stays off social media or he's cut
>brown whines on instagram
>Belichick cuts him the same fucking hour

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>one day until football begins for real
I'm glad it's back bros

Youre gonna eat both of those massive burgers by yourself?

I don't anyone's gonna try and give the same money the raiders or steelers did after seeing how volatile he is. AB still thinks he's hot shit so he won't settle for chump change.

>people who have never played team sports or have never played on a winning team with crazy teammates or as the crazy teammate
Lmao losers

> 41-33

Its our time now

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VINCE MCMAHON JUST SIGNED ANTONIO BROWN TO THE XFL

*loses in the AFC championship game*

youtu.be/TOcQhqrqdpI

This is definetly the tapes Antonio Brown lives his life by.

Photoshopped.

>regular fries with 1000 island dressing
>anything special
why are people west of the mississippi river so retarded?

bullshit

>NFL:Cringe

>still has Andy Reid as HC

"no"

Thats old news

Reid is the 4th best HC in the league

call me a liar one more time faggot

yeah, nobody in the south or midwest eats anything shitty. go fuck yourself flyover state

looks amazing but stay healthy, friend.

Some of us work until midnight faggot elitist boomer fuckwad

>

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Go choke on opioid pills, inbred Fox News brainlet boomer

And how many playoff wins has he had while with the Chiefs in, what, 6 years?

Owls?

Hmm...

Great rebuttal faggot.

>REFBALL

Spoken like a larping faggot who has no idea what the upper echelons are.

my McDonald's stays open until 2am

>wont even make the playoffs

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BASTE
A
S
T
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>AB: Punts ball while saying fine me
>Raiders: Oh you want us to fine you? OK ...

>AB proceeds to lose 30mil guaranteed

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You're a faggot slurping semen from your own ass hole.

No one is bigger than the company.

based

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what a dork

thats right up there with using cold condiments on hot food. if you're an uncivilized swine that might be ok.

I make more than you
>t. Elite fine dining chef

ATTENTION ALL CHEFS POSTERS

M A D D E N C U R S E

>tfw you got the same amount of yards as AB this season

you are a lying faggot, whos a liar

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Anyone who has played team sports knows that coddling one players ego while trying to instill discipline in someone else knows what a cluster fuck that is.

>tfw when you are going to get paid more than AB this season.

No we need a competent qb like the one we cut

which one?

Christ, imagine actually thinking Keenum is better than Cousins.

>replying to yourself in a desperate attempt to prove your point
Pretty sad desu. Hopefully AB gets signed to >your team

BEASR

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I have the same number of superbowl wins as the vikings

imagine not quantifying your life with rocks

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they don't have to trade anything. AB was released. He is a free agent

the fuck is this shit

>two dd and two orders of animal fries
You might die tonight, friend

do not disturb the stones

>The Pats WR corps of
>Edelman
>DT
>Harry
only 3 guys? and an old Edelguy as the only competent one? seems shit.

Sloter you fucking dinguses

we just need to take these L's and enjoy the time we have left with Sonny. does anyone else predict that the stadium with be a ghost town this year?

Orgasmic.

For you and your gf(male), right? Don't eat all that by yourself.

Who?

ITS NOT STRONG ENOUGH BROS

HE DEFLECTED THIS YEARS CURSE ONTO AB AGAIN

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does AB have brain damage? like, actual CTE? why the fuck is he acting like a... you know...

Madden doesnt have the tape

should I have sex with my none blood related aunt?

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>trubs
>daniel
>bray

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Yes.

kek

big time

Our preseason backup qb who did better than our starter

I remember my team getting a 1st and 55 once during high school. It was hilarious seeing how much coach was seething. Facemask, false start, false start, illegal formation, holding, unsportsmanlike conduct (yelling at ref), if i remember right.
*sips*

honestly, no. if you're from a normal family then people will freak WHEN (not if) they find out, and things will always be weird at any family function.

There is no deflecting the curse, it kills the player or the team

Yes

go for it my man
Worked out well for that guy in game of thrones

>trupicksky is their quarterback
>they traded all their picks for one good year on a cupcake schedule
what the fuck i'm dying

sad trombonski

>they traded up
holy kek

win the genetic lottery or get lucky.

>"be rich"
Be a good and humble person, user. Be rich on the inside.

>beasr gave up all of their picks to go 12-4 and lose in the first round
OH NO NO NO NO AAAAAAAAA

CHEIFS
16-0
First SUPERB OWL
BRING THE HATE FAGGOTS

>First super bowl
Chiefs band wagoners are retarded

>Trubisky
>Can't throw footballs to the left

You’re probably raising your eyebrows at the 118.8 quarterback rating on passes of 20-plus yards to the left, but that’s skewed by an extremely small sample size. How small? As small as you can possibly get! Trubisky threw one pass to the left that traveled more than 20 yards in 2017, completing it for a 45-yard gain to Tre McBride. Go to any online quarterback rating calculator, and you’ll see that a QB who goes 1-of-1 for 45 yards with zero touchdowns or interceptions will have a passer rating of 118.75. Meanwhile, on the rest of Trubisky’s passes that were described as “deep left,” he went 5-of-11 with no touchdowns and a pick. That Trubisky attempted just 12 “deep left” passes out of more than 300 total attempts suggests that he was uncomfortable throwing in that direction.

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Holy shit queefs fans are all zoomers

>first super bowl
Uh

>First SUPERB OWL
So this is the average Chiefs fan.

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>they traded up for this

>its another elite defense is squandered by some clownshit offense episode

>its a permanent episode

this thread needs more adultswim bros

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>Panthers and Broncos both clearing cap space right after AB release

Hmmmm

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Post >yfw Mitch trubisky is NOT your quarterback

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Elway is crazy enough to do it.

that would be a great feeling

Panthers cant afford him either way
Im also not sure if Brown would want to be on a run heavy offense

>Elway is stupid enough to do it
FTFY

shut up nerd give me your lunch money

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>quarterback is mariota

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>beats your team 38-7 and then eats a well done ribeye with ketchup

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They even passed on him just so we could get him

based

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>mahomesmind

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Death rocks

Am I the only Texnas fan here

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He got outplayed by >my QB last year and lost on primetime

Yes

Are you a nigger?

>they are people who unironically want their nfl team to sign AB

Do people really think man can be productive with how he ran his ass out of the Raiders. He’s no good if he can’t play and keeps making everyone hate him with his stupid antics. Man is the biggest locker room cancer I’ve ever seen and he needs help before he signs anywhere

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Goff is low t

do it you live once

What did Big Chest mean by this?

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I'm happy with the best WR DeAndre Hopkins

>says all that while posting a Spinel image
Ironic. You spent a whole hour and a half watching a crazy person be productive, yet you can't understand why someone else would want the crazy productive person on their football team. The Patriots are the Diamonds at the end of the movie and the rest of the league is going to be salty as fuck.

Im happy with enunwa and crowder. Fuck AB

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>trying to improve team with star talent by bringing in top 3 WR
>star completely derails your team and makes you a joke by acting like a retarded baby
>forces you to cut him, wasting everyone's fucking time
I feel bad for raiders and their fans, desu
FUCK AB

just because you can doesnt mean you shan't

Schizophrenia is a chronic and severe mental disorder that affects how a person thinks, feels, and behaves. People with schizophrenia may seem like they have lost touch with reality. Although schizophrenia is not as common as other mental disorders, the symptoms can be very disabling.

>beats your team

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>The League needed Patrick Mahomes

It feels great to have my favorite QB of all time endorse my teams QB Patrick mahomes, and even say he's the hero the league needed.

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AB threatening to burn down Raiders HQ lmfaooooo

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Who?

He seems to have something that's for sure. He legit needs help.

>/nfl/ discussing SU

please stop this sissy shit. If Steven Universe walked onto a football field, the game would stop halfway through and end with the offense and defense on the field at the time he walked in hugging and crying together in a circle

Sad to see another player suffer CTE.

Brett Favre

youtube.com/watch?v=Y0W7xTVWKT8

Is CTE white people speak for niggerism?

There is nothing wrong with the scenario that you painted.

I miss the MACK ATTACK :(

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conspiracy theory
sheldon adelson bribed antonio brown to act crazy because he was humiliated by mark davis in the raiders to vegas move

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haha racism haha epic bro you totally fit in here haha

AB made -260,000 dollars during his time as a raider. He lost more money in six months doing typical nigger behavior than you'll earn in a lifetime.

>haha racism haha epic bro you totally fit in here haha

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>beats your team

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literally when?

At least TO could make it to the regular season

Cat Owl 2020

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Jags ain't going to the playoffs m80

>beats your team

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When did Foles beat the Patriots? Are you stupid?

Andy Reid will never win an Owl as HC.

but, theyre clearing winning the afc west this year

what are you going to pull up some historic non-game they beat the patriots in 5 superbowls ago or something

>beats your team

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Who?

user, is this how you wanted me to dress for the weeaboo convention this weekend?

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>scores 3 points in the Owl

>implying AB isn’t the the pink diamond of the nfl or deserves any where the amount of the sympathy spinel does

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That would be most impressive, especially since the Jacksonville Jaguars play in the AFC South

Ebic trole

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beats your team

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THE ANALOGY DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE STOP WITH THIS USELESS SHITPOSTING AND GO BACK TO Yea Forums

Sure

why do I have to wake up every day

theyre gonna go 9-7

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>beats your undefeated team

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to shitpost about Football

I was referring to Wilson

>cries when its time for him to retire forcing the franchise to be bottom feeders for a decade

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football is good

You couldn't circle one loss on this schedule.

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But if they do we can call them the Jag offs haha

>couldnt beat goof
>r-refball

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bears

>trubisky THROWS like that

hahahaahAHAHAHAHahahaahaa

I could see
>L @NE
>L @LAC
and that one is only because it feels like a trap game
everything else should be winnable, barring disastrous injuries. 14-2 is not unrealistic

Fun fact, i was a few minutes away from purchasing 2 colts tickets at arrowhead in July. Decided to go with the packers since I figured Luck v Mahomes would be pretty common, might as well shell out for the only game we'll see a rodgers mahomes shootout.

wheeeewwwwheeee I dodged a fucking bullet.

this is incorrect but you know it's true

at NE is a loss

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He’s a powerful being that lives to be extravagant and has the emotional intelligence of a five year old, It’s a pretty good analogy user

I still trust the Bears and Nagy to turn this around and Trubisky to stop being shit.

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SOON

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Still better than Trubisky

Why are you posting subhuman?

Only Packer fans can post.

They'll lose to the titans, patriots and burrs

Don’t forgot Sun God Robby Anderson user

why

>green gay
kek lol oh no!

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true. Again, jets arent gonna be bad, but I think they can compete if darnold really improves his game, which he has shown in the preseason

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hmm

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>being this wrong

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nigga im being generous by saying they'll go 13-3. You know they will lose to the titans

Oh fuck no
youtube.com/watch?v=0FWBlXKhzhM

Add the Eagles to the list of teams that have cleared cap space in the hours immediately following ABs release

Broncos, Panthers and Rams have all done the same

I'll give you the Pats L. But now way we lose the other 2

He would never fit with the Eagles. Jeffrey, Jackson, and Agholor all complement each others' skill sets perfect. AB would fuck up the chemistry in every way possible

So Brown can sign with a team in about 10 mins, who is desperate enough to take him

titans can pull big wins out of their asses, and i expect the bears to stuff the chiefs offense and mahomes firearm.

BURRS

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whoever signs this retard deserves what they will logically receive

>green gay
>gayron gaydgers

heebie jeebies!

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its going to be some sub .500 team with more cap space than brains. I'm guessing the Bills, especially since they have a shit WR corps

If it's the Pats, that would be a 7th ring

kek based

I'm just commenting on the timing. Not a coincidence all these teams are clearing cap space within hours of each other

digits confirm

how the fuck did the stoolers end up winning that trade

Titans

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>He didn't think they won it the moment it was made
What team would trade a way the league's best receiver if they were not certain he isn't worth the trouble?

BASED

Amy team with a top ten defense.

It probably has more to do with the fact that 2019 veteran salaries are fully guaranteed at 4pm. That's why the Raiders had to make the decision now.

*dabs on your team*

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>AB actually lost money by going to oakland

Steeler's PR team deserve a huge raise, it's nuts how well they were able to get the AB situation under wraps.

9-7 at best 8-8 likely.
That defense is bad.

>$666 billion dollars

It's confirmed that they were covering up tons of shit

>overpaying for Frank Clark
Better hope he can get double digit sacks and play safety

They did a hell of a job covering it up.

stop hating the packers then

I'm not talking about the Raiders cutting AB. Multiple teams are clearing cap space by giving players bonuses to push their cap charge into future years in the hours immediately following his release

They have no reason to all do it at the same time unless they are potentiality looking to add an expensive player via FA/trade or are signing their own guys to big extensions. My take is 4 teams doing it within hours of each other can't be a coincidence and at least a couple of these teams will make a run at AB

Cringe

Unironically the fucking Pats. He's too much value to pass up, they'll get him for dirt cheap on a 1 year contract, Bill will steal his soul and eat his family or some shit so he doesn't cause trouble, and they will win another Owl. God I fucking hate the Pats

You have to be 6 foot plus, have a very high paying job, attractive face and fit, and be super charismatic with a lot of friends.

It was either pay Frank Clark or pay Dee Ford. And frankly I'm surprised Ford wasn't lynched sometime in the off season by rabid Chefs fans.

But the 4pm deadline is why they're doing this. THey're also thinking of the possibility of wanting to add a player down the road. I'm sure the Eagles would pounce on Melvin Gordon if their RBs got hurt

>all this AB drama is letting Drew brees make homophobic videos consequence free

REEEE HOW DO THE AINTS KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>this is the 2nd year in a row where the raiders traded for a steelers wideout that was cut before week 1

The Pats have 5 mil in cap space. Doubt Ab goes for that.

Chiefs are based. Don't @ me.

This Antonio Brown guy seems like a real jerk

is anyone really willing to pay AB that much with how batshit insane he is?

Bum’s girlfriend is fat as shit

Lmao no

The Martavis Bryant trade was always retarded the dude was a train wreck. AB looked like a steal at the time

Shut up beaner

Don't call my wetback a beaner.

I don't think AB is getting more than 3 million for a year after this shit

Don’t call my spic a wetback

fuck out of here nigger lover

it is gods will

>overpaying

Frank Clark is one of the best 4-3 DEs in the league. As for Safety the Chiefs are solid there with Sorensen, Thornhill and Matheiu. Their big weakness is still CB which they did fuck all to bolster in the off season

Did you miss the part where he vetod a trade to the Bills?

They have around 6.5 mil right now. They just resigned J Jones so that is changing.
AB isn't getting top dollar and winning the SB with the Pats is the best way to recoup his losses.

Because fuck faggots.

all gays have AIDS and molest children

>trip knows absolutely nothing about the game of American Football
Cringe

He's not worth $20mil a season even if the demand for quality pass rushers is high

>running a 4-3
>2019
Lmao. Chiefs are fucking embarrassing.

>His team doesn't run a 5-5

AB ONLY cares about money. If 30 wasn't enough, 3-6 won't be

Imagine being a fan of green gay

>AB to the Detroit Patriots

>not running a Gritz Blitz

cowards

Can’t

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Best team in football as of right now.

Imagine losing $30 million guaranteed

I really really like women

Imagine being such a wagecuck you cant afford to sacrifice 30million

kek theyre going 4-12 and last in division

I really, really like men

I really really like AB

Yes he is. Frank Clark has been a beast for a long time but his sack numbers just didn't show it before 2018. Ask any Seahawks fan how great he is

Spags gonna have that defence cooking this year. Just watch

I don't think anyone is going to give him anywhere near what he wants. The best he can hope for is to rehab his image and try again next year. May as well join the Pats and get a ring out of the deal..

hello fellow Eagles fan

I honestly think he would just stop playing if not offered what he wants

>6 posts late

84
GORILLION
DOLLAS

What linebackers did they replace Houston and Ford with? They combined for 22 sacks and 12 forced fumbles

Imagine not being in a division in which 3/4 of the teams shitpost and talk so much shit that they all end up on every single Yea Forums users most cancerous fanbases list. The rest of you pieces of shit are soft and disappear when your team is bad, us real NFC North niggas are always going to be out here

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>The Chiefs defense is legit dangerous

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Based NFCN. Best division in the league because it’s in the heart of football country.

I literally don't think about any of those teams

I see a ton of Vikings, Packers, and Burrs posters but almost never Lions fans

>Lions fans
They killed themselves.

They're too busy looking for the next generational talent to waste

>AB doing what anyone tells him.

There's the issue with your logic.

I am a Seahawks fan. There's a reason Schneider didn't extend him when they had horrible pass rushers aside from him

>arguing with a tripfag

I know there are some here, but they.. well you know what they have to work with

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Better than a retard with no money.
>(You)

>Proceeds to throw two INTs returned for TDs on Sunday.

>Be born in Detroit
>City is a corpse
>Sports are mostly decades of failure with a few bright spots

>I'm a Seahawks fan
Kek lololol oh nononono

he's definitely good but not worth the shit ton of money the seahawks would have had to pay him. If they had they wouldn't be able to pay bobby wagner and there's no way in hell seattle is letting him go.

>

on the upside(?) the tigers can't get much worse than they are this year. there (should be) nowhere to go but up.

>Kyler Murray
You poor sod, you

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