UFC 242 Live on ESPN+ gamethread #4

I wouldn't worry about it

this is zuba thread now

What if the sun doesn't rise?

35 degrees.

Feels like 50 degrees.

Lol, why the fuck would you fight in sand land?

Based Muzzies B blacks TFO

why do journeymen always go for guillotines?

Dat humidity

Murphy is actually based

post links you fucking subhuman cazzies

HEEM SWEATY

>fight gets remotely spicy
>leghumping commences again

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I'm bald, bros.
Only 27 years old.

Feel like killing myself!

many such cases of dsl

is it illegal to pee during a fight

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ufc.tv

African heat-resistance genes boutta kick in

How sweaty do you think Dom and Anik are in their suits?

He's performing great, BBC on display

sport.bt.com

fuck you dana

crackstreams.com/mmastreams/watch-ufc-242-khabib-vs-poirier/

Tukhugov is literally only fighting to edge out points, runs the fuck away on the feet while huffing and puffing and cuddles the second he can.

Sambo is a faggot's sport.

We're going 3 rounds

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just watch muay thai retard

Murphy winning the story of the fight.

Imagine Alexa Grasso peeing on Rose

get ready to see 25 minutes of Khabib's dry humping

yes. but shitting is ok. I dont have the webm of justine kish

spicy bout

i am rock fucking hard right now famalam

just start lifting
bald + muscly looks fine
bald + skinny looks leukaemia
bald + fat looks disastrous

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what is it with americans and their damn cuck mentality? all the time you guys gotta mention black people, stupid fucking mutt.

i feel miserable not having a qt arab on my dick right now

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Round 2 Murphy, outstruck him easily had some sub attempts and the Russian guy did nothing with his takedowns.

All the islamish won tonight wtf KGB our next hope

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bitch gassed out, hes goin down next round

SAINT DUSTIN WILL HEEM HABIBI DEUS VULT

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SWEAR DOWN BRO!!!

>tune it
>its bunch of gay dudes wrestling
I knew from spa that sp was for homos

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mmmm her tummyyyyy

It's over lerone, zuba already won.

lads the heat must be crazy

What's with Zubaira's striking? He's only throwing 1's hoping for a big shot it looks like. Trying to grapple but he looks absolutely exhausted.

This heat is a factor man, wtf bros

WHERE IS THE ZUBAIRA DICKRIDER POSTER AT
HEY ZUBY
WAKE UP BOY

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>that forehead
Gross

Oh no Zuba is out of stamina

He's honestly getting beat the fuck up everywhere now though, his takedowns are getting him elbowed and choked

imagine her thrashing her head from side to side as it goes all over her face and then she opens her mouth to complain but it accidentally ends up in her mouth lol

Come on, Zuba, just don't get subbed and you got this.

t. FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL

b'ezrat hashem

they should have scheduled some heavyweight fights here

it would have been hilarious seeing ben rothwell and roy nelson fighting out here

synchtube.ru/r/sptube
crackstreams.com/mmastreams/watch-ufc-242-khabib-vs-poirier/
givemereddit.stream/ufc-mma/ufc-live-stream

COOOM I MUS COOM AAAAAAA I SEE SEXY WOMAN SO I MASTURBATE AND COOOOOM AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Zuba won 2 rounds, Lebron's only chance is a KO

CAM ON NGUBU, KNOCK THIS POOHOOGOOF OUT

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Cruz is dumb, Murphy won that second round

how did they not make sure there was air con?

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MAKE HIM STAY MURPH

Big British cock retard I'll take my bait back now plz

I hate these wrestlfucking goat fuckers

Why the FUCK are there so many BASED black men on American commercials what the FUCK

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t. Seething spic

>heem my dick into pieces

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CAM ON BRUV

Is there no air con in this place?

Yahweh wills it

post more feet

blaydes vs shamil is later

Nog getting dabbed on

This is coming from a f*nn

more belly

How does Zubaira look so tired but Murphy doesn't? Murphy's from the UK, we ain't used to this humidity and shit kek

A woman pooped her pants in a fight b efore.

A/C is not halal.

i covered it a little.check now

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Based
Why are tummies so KINO?

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JUST BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDD

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>every time he has his back against the cage
>there's a takedown attempt by the muslim
>doesn't circle off away from the cage
200 fight iq bb

Is is me or is crack streams getting choppy as fugg?

his boy is still on the ground unconscious

It's the afrikang genes kicking in

inshallah! dustin bless! may he be blessed on this day in muslim land deus vult!

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He's channeling his african ancestors

I wish we had pride scoring

this is clearly murphy actually trying to win but if you land a takedown you can easily win in the time it takes the opponent to get up

Here's me doing bench press.

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>imagine betting for non muslims

Lmaoing @ you're life

Lol this little pedo worshipper can't do anything but lay on people and plead for the fight to be over, guess they're not so tough without a bomb, plane or van to even the odds.

murphy won besides the start of round 1
even if the muslim gets a takedown he doesn't do anything with it

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Wrestling is so FUCKING BORING!
Holy shit, just fucking fight you homosexual.
>MUH TAKEDOWN AND DO NOTHING!!! WOW AWESOME!!

FUCK OFF

reminder Dustin trained for long cardio but its humid and hot so this isnt gonna work.

Tukhugov looks like shit, Gooby would unironically flush that can

Andrea is hotter, but I prefer Jojo somehow

So far I predicted a muslim to get heemed

Let's go DUSTIN!

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Friendly reminder pride rules were superior to the wrestlefucking UFC rules.

he's just using grappling as an excuse to rest

>crackstreams.com/mmastreams/watch-ufc-242-khabib-vs-poirier/
I love Yea Forums thanks

At least I dont enjoy watching homo erotica

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t. literal nigger

another question
can poor arabs dress in that white thingy or is it reserved for royals only

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>literally laying and praying
I hope the judges give it to the black man

>posting gifs and not webms
honestly

It's so hot... milk was a bad choice.

Does Tukhugov get the decision cause all the takedowns?

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>>>/box/

MUSLIM POWER

WORK
WORK
WORK
WORK
WORK

>this "fighting"
now i remember why I wanted Conor to smash the fucking rat

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accidentally dropped coffee on my dick

tony elbowed her on accident... this is the result...

pic related.

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Pig lookin slammy

Why would you get offended over a bit of banter?

nice nguyen

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Why is /heem/ so racist?

>wall n stall
Fuck this guy

That's what happens when people start posting the links everywhere XD

see

If you enjoyed that poor grappling display then you're a dumb faggot. he couldn't even pass guard 90% of the time.

Where's the ground and pound

i give her 5 years, until she gets fakies

Frustrating fight to watch

>literally humping someone for a win

reminds me of my tibau fitch days

zub literally dying

Work! *clap clap*

OUTSTANDING SHOWCASE

kys pls

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He got fucking nothing done with them.

>"it hasn't been one-sided"
>wins all three rounds

Dom is absolutely fucking retarded

no because they rushed the stadium and couldn't finish it in time

Can't believe they allowed this

Hugfest

Only disgusting subhuman bedoiun gulfies wear this shit and they're all rich because of oil

Big brain opinion:
We need a ten second shot clock. No shots, no position hange, break. After you’re broken twice for stall grappling then each next break costs you a point. Would kill the lay and pray which is easily worst aspect of the sport and a bullshit tactic anyways since it is only available with the protection afforded by the no rabbit punch rule.

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this unironically

Hell yeah

ZUBA WON

*grabs you and wastes time* :^)

Khabib loss to heat.
The guy lives in fucking sub-zero temp
bet 2000 on dustin wish me luck

Everyone and their mothers cunts are rushing the stream

i give less than a year

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>UFC make wrestling overpowered because Gracies keep winning with BJJ
>now American wrestlers get dominated by other wrestlers

lol based

Halal & stall

Fuck you nigger.

no u gramps
posting gifs in 2019 lmao

Goat fucker cant handle the heat

>xbox 360

synchtube.ru/r/sptube

Judges should not score these dagi rats grinding against the cage for 4 minutes at a time.

Don't blame him, it's as hot as the devil's asshole in there. Wrestling for long periods of time is already hard as fuck.

Murphy would win in the US via more damage but the russian will win in order to prevent a riot in the arena.

How much do takedowns count on the cards?

I just want to lay next to her in bed and play with her tummy

Yeah, that's not hot even when a woman does it

very

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nah Murphy was in this fight and had a good showing
This heat seems crazy though

>hugs you
>wins
ok then

Agreed. I think Murphy has potential though, just not quite up to scratch to deal with that sort of wrestling grinder.

He didn’t win those last two rounds, he sniffed crotch and got lit the fuck up on the feet

Murphy should win tbqhwy famalam

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how the fuck did these retards not fix the heat issue, lmao what a joke

fuck off masri mutt

you can shit on gulfies but not bedouins

>look at me i have a fetish im so special

10-8 Tuk
10-9 Murphy
10-9 Murphy

28-28 Draw

I agree with dom. He won all three rounds but the person actually trying to finish was murphy. Landing on the feet and going with sub attempts.

If there was EVER a clearer winning of the story
Lerone won that one
Change the fucking RULES Dana how did that faggot humper win
Absolutely BOILING
COWARD COWARD COWARD

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Khabib actually pounds the fuck out his opponents, this useless rat literally just wall and stall'd and sucked his dick

They need a rule where they break you up and restart on the feet if your opponent is holding and not inflicting damage..

Whats wrong with her crotch?

name?

source?

Takedowns + secured dominant position count as effective grappling. Zuba 100% won the grappling in all rounds. Effective grappling is as valuable as effective striking.

Your food is bad and your women are overly dressed. Stop posting you fucking faggot

DEVASTATING DAMAGE VIA CROTCHSNIFF

BASED DRAW

Lol what's got this virgin so werked up?

Tukughov needs an IV drip lmao

Yeah you're right I went too far

LOL WTF

Murphy liked the draw decision.

Serious question. In the main event, if it’s just 5 rounds of wrestlefuck, is Kabib still “the best?”

Pls no more fatties

it's already a rule. It's just up to the ref discretion

convert them, zoomer

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>Draw

Muslims fight like actual faggots

Yes

Draw?

>draw

wtf? Didn't expect that one at all.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

DUMB MUDSLIME CROTCH SNIFFER SAY BYE BYE

Someone please post those last 5 seconds, literally face in penis action, bout to be a pathetic victory

Good result. Wrestlefuckers BTFO

If no one can stop it, then yes.

Thanks bro

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHHA FUCK YOU NIGGER

I don't understand why they don't just build the arena in a building with aircon?

kek

BASED BASED BASED MURPHY WON PSYCHOLOGICALLY

>get a bummy fighter from manchester
>can't do anything but lay on him
>get a draw

LMAO

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

good decision

MURHPHY WON THE STORY!!!!!!!!!

that was probably the best decision for that fight

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!
SOURCE!

Tukhugov looks like he just went 12 rounds not 3

Murphy will eat Tukhugov in the rematch

Zuba won the grappling. Leeroy won the striking. Draw is pretty reasonable.

Basado. Decisions are back in action. No more robberies

Tukhugov is fucking DEAD lmao

yes

best thing about her is she is a nazi fucker

damn

BULLSHIT
10-9 zub
9-10
9-10
ez nigger win

fuck off

fucking draw?

Lmao nigger so happy about the draw

Draw is a good decision for the Brit, he clearly expected to be

>home towned

>split draw
Literally the faggiest fucking ending.

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>Non biased judging
Based muzzies

LMAO

>draw

BASED BASED BADED AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHGAHAGAGA
WRESTLEFUCKING NEVER PAYS
WRESTLEFUCKING NEVER PAYS

>Zutukhov

Well done Dom

It's already a rule, Herb is just not a good ref

>split draw

lmao fuck abu dhabi

>abu dhabi, hometown of some dagi/chechen or w/e he is
>Tbilisi, georgia, usa
based retarded amerisharts

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>Take down your opponent
>Do absolutely nothing afterwards
>Get a draw
SEMEN
SLURPING

disappeared in photoshop lol

lol

>t. seething Magomed

Team khabib takes first hit, more to come

Why does the kebab look like he's about to pass out? he's needing the other guy to carry him.

it's probably pretty hard cooling a big space in that kind of heat

Fat spic

>fight with 3 weeks notice
>get rocked first round
>don't give up
>get a draw

I am honestly impressed

get of this board belal nigger

Draw is okay by the rules, but Zuba did do jack shit with his takedowns and he clearly recieved waaaaay more damage than Murphy.

>cellulite at that young age

GOAT FUCKERS BTFO
FIGHT LIKE A MAN

Massive deflection, muzzrat got a can to crush and couldn't do it.

>hold someone
>dude where's my W?

The towelhead got shit all done in the last 2 rounds, that was dogshit judging.

khabib is gonna gas cause of the heat

Diaz v Masvidal will be dope.

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What the fuck is Dom Cruz talking about home town of zubaira. Nigger he is from Chechnya that is thousands of miles away from Abu Dhabi

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>black dude still jumping around smiling
>muslim boy all tired looking at the ground barely breathing
OH NO NO NO

Arabs only have wealth from oil which the British taught them how to mine. They lack competence, ingenuity and intellect.

faggot

>split draw

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Mountains are colder than desserts

HAHAHAHAHA

BELAL WIN BITCH TAKASHI TAPPED SO FAST

Lol Muslims are cleaning house
/heem/ on suicide watch

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Lol little goatfucking bitch can barely stand

americans banging on about the beauty of islam lmfao the memes are true lads yall are cucked beyond believe

no idea

keep posting KGB Lee. We need to counter the fat fetishist itt

desu I'm surprised the judges agreed with me (well, 1 did), since they usually don't score 10-8s.

fuck, ZUBAIRA WON THE STORY

To think I was gonna put £50 on this, thank fuck I pussyd out.

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will be a snooze fest

he means muslim crowd

that dude was gassed, they should've made them do one more round

5 rounds in that heat. someone's getting a heatstroke

Joe Rogan is legit one of the greatest standup comedians around.

Weight cut + being a mountain nigger means being in a desert is murder, at least Peahead has had to deal with the south being hot as fuck in the summer.

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>heavyweight fight at 45 degrees
BASED

How did zubair get so gassed? never seen him like this, must be the heat/humidity.

In an unexpected turn of event i'm gonna support Jojo now

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I fucking LOVE Dahyun

This decision is awful

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check out the cassie who didnt watch GSP reign

ZUBA WON

>a draw
bad decision

It's not you live in Switzerland you jewnigger

>the great Islam Makhachev

heat and a 2 year lay off

Like to see English fighters do well, he looked good there. Showed good heart. I don't like the other guy but he deserved to win.

That last knee had him rocked

you sound gay m8

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>no more fatties
>posts a fat fucking pig

AHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAA, I'm fucking dying from this "fighting"
>dogshitstaini card
>it's a borefest whole card is decisions only shitshow
EVERY FUCKING TIME

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>britbong flag
Is that right Mohammad?

LMAO BASED JUDGES
LITERAL PROOF THEY ARE NOT HOME-TOWNING
THERE WILL BE NO REPEAT OF KHABIB/TIBAU
SAY YOUR PRAYERS KHABITCH YOU ARE DONE
WOOOOOOOOO

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good point

He’s off his gear and faced a Wakandan warrior

He was TREMBLING having just SNIFFED the crotch of the Cacao Beast

am i late for picks

>Irish Dragon
>Isn't from Ireland

He sure won todays hug 'n stall contest

friendly reminder paul felder was a drama student and his whole tough guy act is just that an ACT.

i had
10-9 muslim
10-9 ethnic english
unsure about last round

Felder is FUCKED in this heat lads

What exactly is the source of the retarded narrative that all these goatfuckers are fighting at home despite being thousands of miles away?

this is my ideal body shape

controversial split decision or draw. Honestly, no one winning was the best outcome.

KHABIB IS HERE

I genuinely don't understand how Murphy wasn't gassed but Zubaira was

If anyone should be used to the humidity you'd expect it to be Zuba, not the guy from the UK

Except for the submission and TKO lole

Barboza is walking funny

>whole card is decisions
shut the fuck up you ignorant ruskie

imagine the fucking smell

fuck off you muslim nigger

Bet your nose can smell the heat all the way from israel.

>Bad weight cut
>The heat
Khabibs getting fucked tonight isnt he? Cant wrestle in that pool of sweat.

Based Paulo "I whill Kim him" Costa

>misses all the heems we've had

ok buddy

>WOW HE GRAPPLES FOR THE WHOLE ROUND! UNBELIEVABLE SKILL!
>WHOA HE TOOK THE GUY DOWN AND HUGGED HIM TIGHT FOR 3 MINUTES STRAIGHT! THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING DISPLAY OF MARTIAL ARTS I'VE SEEN!
>MY GOODNESS, LOOK HOW HE CONTROLS HIS OPPONENTS LEG FOR THE ENTIRE ROUND WITH HIS AMAZING GRAPPLING SKILLS!

Gayest "martial art" on the planet lol. Fucking queers ruin everything they touch.

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Americans like to LARP the countries our ancestors are from

no can do

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because he threw a lot of punches trying to finish the guy in the first round you fucking 70 iq mutt

he's russian what are you talking about

couldn't they afford proper air conditioning in the venue they were renting out? how can it be 32 degrees in there

Sorry, running out of anorexic gurls

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Wish they counted sub attempts too, all that grappling and the only one looking to finish with grappling was Murphy.

I had it a draw, 10-8 for round one and then Murphy winning the other 2 by actually hitting his opponent.

running out of kgb spicy photos,started to support Jojo now lol

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Only one fighter is prepared for the HEAT of the Abu Kebabi arena.

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GSP always worked towards the finish and you are forgetting he was also an elite striker. He did not stand against people hugging them desperately to not get hit. Kys he was not remotely like that faggot we just saw

Andrea Lee is a racist commi nazi

>Hulk Smash
Based!
youtube.com/watch?v=IADyl2Rf9gg

Ignore Brit posts
Never respond to Brit posters

Friendly reminder you’re a literal no one that is shitposting with me.

The crowd favours them (being Muslim and all), I guess.

They robbed Zubaira (muslim) to make them appear unbiased in case they need to rob Porier later tonight.

>all of russia is siberia

Leg humping does not win fights

rude

was just gonna say that
barboza picks are gonna get goofed

Can anyone actually at the event confirm if it's humid/hot inside? I visited Dubai once and every building had AC since it would be literally unlivable without it. I'm skeptical of claims that the arena isn't temperature controlled.

It's a two-way moneyline so the draw wouldn't have registered as a a loss

This is a brand new arena, ask the UAE

Calderwood looks like my aunt

please dont post here you conor 2015 fan faggot

Its build specially only for this event, also its not fully closed i think

Paulo "I gonna knockout him out" Costa

this is why boxing and kickboxing exists, idk why you're watching mma

This is the natty limit

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Costa looks like a chad photoshop of Elliot Rodger

Moicano beat him.

i want to fuck your aunt

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I need to fuck your aunt

Zuba looked sickly since the start of the fight. Almost looked like he had a health condition. Even after the fight, he was barely standing up.

it is. im currently in dubai and its extremely hot in september

cute voice though
also this

why would the commentary be so focused on the heat if it weren't the case

>more wmma
>theyre ugly
perfect time to have to take a shit

Paulo "hes vary skinny" Costa

I would shoot a thick roper from the crack of her ass to the halo of the angel

I'd pound that shit into Bolivian with zero shame.

Here's a joke for you to tell people
>two jews walk into a bar.....
>NOT IN MY COUNTRY!!

This. I am glad they are FINALLY not rewarding wrestlefucking for 15 minutes. So fucking tired of that shit.

thought chechens are mountain people

It's literally a tent, the age old "build a stadium for the event" crap that sand niggers love backfired and they weren't even close to finished.

i've fucked your aunt

He took way too much damaged and gassed out too quickly. Wasn't dominant enough.

Because most of these Dagestani clowns are fucking cans with no cardio or heart.

Looking limpy

>More WMMA
DANA I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS.

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is this natty?

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lmao

What does HEEM mean?

Vanessa looks like my uncle's daughter

MUDSLIME LIKE TO HUG SWEATY MEN BECAUSE THEY GAY

dude, fuck your aunt

lmfao at the muslim guys rubbing the women fighters hands instead of slapping them like americans

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A womens fight? GOOD time to go use the bathroom!

what a disgusting lass

Most Hersheypark employees are underage you may want to delete this.

absolutely seething cazzie

Bullshit. Fighters have adjusted to judges rewarding wrestlefucking but hopefully the tide is turning.

are they part of the fartus maximums species?

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I bet it's not any hotter than normal in the cage. Even if it's outdoors they'll still have the A/C cranked up. They're sitting on infinity oil, they don't care about wasting energy.

american adds are fucking cancer

>Jennifer Garner

Damn, her career is over

i imagine the dagestani mountains aren't that hot

how far away are we from ppv

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It's about the decision but about the mma rules. They are extremely arbitrary

KGB for the KO

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prefer not to say

based umbrella

lol savage

instagram.com/thereaalyardeniivelez/

Another Womlet fight

one fight

>*devours a large pizza and 6 beers*

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Would you rather watching 8 betting commercials in a row like UK commercials?

Dana didnt want to spend another 50k on air conditioning

a couple thousand kilometers I think

>Oil
>Infinite

lmao

KGB is a gangster name

Don't be rude
Also it wasn't that many
Arena wasn't finished in time so no AC
Not sure how they allowed that
Yeah but Zubaira probably travels to Arab countries, at least more so Murphy from the UK

Creepy

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Do you really wanna know?

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>guy from the uk
yes true, i wonder why it is that this ethnic englishman is so used to the heat and humidity, really makes you wonder

>Nerds posting fat women because they think they'd be able to fuck them

>don't realize their small dicks would barely even penetrate.

Hold up a sec. Fatties are allowed only if they have big, fat tits.

ugly bitch

when i'm at home i sit down to pee

i want _______ Jojo

>emcel fight
tuning out

Get off my fucking board and go to your own board then. Fuck off, tourist.

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who is this nice looking girl doing her best to raise ALS awareness?

Muslim are scum. It will be so satisfying seeing Khabib get exposed for the fraud he is. Screencap this for later

JUST COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Hippos
Eat
Every
Marble

what do you think the slave workers they mass bury turn into

keeek

I thought I was the only one

Lets go Barboza. One more win.

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30 mins or so

Imagine fucking over your own Muslim fighters because you're too incompetent to build a proper stadium with AC

imma heem you

Lee has a body of a male

Nerd doesn't realize he's projecting

>Women in combat units
We had a woman in our platoon and we would take turns tying her up and beating her with our hydration pack tubes lol.
Fucking cunt.

you must be new to ufc

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Wtf i didnt realize im into potbelly bitches

lol this virgin literally has never had sex and doesnt understand how to do it

but is still trying to act arrogant

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>fell for the peak oil meme

let me guess, diversity is also our strength?

go get laid instead of salivating over ugly deformed ass
oh wait you can't

One more run at the strap brother

based mulher melancia

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rape

can't believe this story, she didn't cry rape

I back
Did murphey deserve the draw?!

a total of 3 people in the audience cheered for kgb
>feels bad man

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did i hit too close to home fellas?

Muzzies taking pictures of the white women

>At least I dont enjoy watching hom-

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>tfw no aryan qt gf

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marry and cherish

>Khabib gasses because it's too warm

27-1

Based KGB shirtless

Bring it. Suck my American dick.

shitiest ufc card ever.The women dont wear the reebok top but wearing tshirts instead cuz its in the fuckin Arabland.wtf

based

yeah fuck that muslim can

I love Jojo even though she's a filthy degenerate roastie, but I can't root against my Aryan princess KGB.

Not really, but Zuba didn't deserve to win either, so it's fine

any acestreams lids?

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>believing some random on a Bhutanese Dish Washing forum with an outllandish story like that

me when I cum

call_me_sherni

26-2

He did all the damage while the other guy was laying and preying

is this too much?

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>WMMA? Guess I'm muting and doing some neck exercises for a thicker neck.

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Ring girls are showing cleavage. Surprised me.

Just divine.

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>WMMA

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would still sex her

suicide it is then

KGB Lee is 1000% a product of incest.

its just sad cause we know how to have sex and understand that youd never say such a dumb thing unless you were a virgin

ugly cunt lol, must be poor too cause even ugly cunts can get laid

ugly, poor, posts shit, what a trifecta

Wow this guy looks like me.

not enough

LEE IS HURT

SHE'S BLEEDING AND WINCING

Name one good Calderwood win

Any tranny fighters other than Fallon Fox?

>train with men
>get beat up a lot
>train with weaker women partners to gain confidence

sounds like a gameplan

Not really, he got dropped badly in the 1st, out wrestled in the 2nd and 3rd. Really surprised me, thought they'd be biased towards the Muslim fighters.

source pls bruddah

wtf happens to his leg?

>all those mudslimes in the background get to have unlimited hookers due being lucky at being born on top of a ton of oil
crazy world

cope desu

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Who will win, sh sh or ha ha?

Why are women allowed to wear rash guards but not men? That's hecking racist.

only kgb wearing a top cuz she has nothing to show lol

> *punch* HAH HAH*punch* HAH HAH

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bitches are gassed already

lmao damn.. you mad as fuck xD

BASED KGB

JUST BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDD

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good lad

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dicklet seething

Im unironically worried
With all the people there it must be so humid and hot. And Dustin’s from Louisiana so he has an advantage.

stream?

wew lad, never had sex huh?

>it's high level stuff going on right now
First time watching UFC, is it always this awful?

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y nuevo, and new undisputed

imagine the smell

cruz seems particularly nice today

at least she isnt a deliberately "look im a special retard with a belly fetish" meme

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*unzips pants*
*pisses on you*

her finish of Leteaurno or however you spell it when she kicks her in the ass in is pretty based

IM FUCKING EATING MATE

>wmmemea

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why should an ugly dumb poor virgin cunt be allowed to post garbage without being told

fuck off

And Dagestan, mind you is pretty cold.

do people actually find this attractive?
for me she's just fat

absolutely haram

Nope there’s been some tasty Heem filled cards recently

I swear you guys are fucking weird lol "i wAnT tO fUCk CalDerWoOd" why do you retards always find the ugliest piece of horse shit so attractive? Just look at this cunt, there's literally no beauty on this useless rat lmao first it was Cynthia Calvillo or whatever her dumb name is, and now its this cunt. You guys need mental help quick, fucking faggots

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only memers do

got a bigger cock than you mate, unless youre over 7inches, but youre not

seething

*eats your food*

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It's a zoomer thing

high test

i think we're gonna have a pussy slip soon.I pray for that

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Lmao fucking Baldo Cocksta

Pretty savage fighting for wmma.

así, sin venir a cuento nos metes a la Arrimadas, bribón

Bane?

Seriously though, how long until kabib fight?

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about 3.5 minutes

HAH HAH

12 minutes

Like 3 more hours.

The duality of man

>high IQ fighters

Gracias amigos

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Oh man i cant wait for the khabib fight i feel like im about to piss myself

Sneed killed bane.

She's reaching elder god levels of fat titcow. It's been really wonderful watching her growth over the years

for you

Then show me his body

>throwing all their might
>still can't KO each other
pathetic

link to the stream anyone?

LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED FARMER

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checked
synchtube.ru/r/sptube

crackstream dot c0m bro

crackstreams.com/mmastreams/watch-ufc-242-khabib-vs-poirier/

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Finally I get to see it with you live.
Fuck rude americans

Hello brother we all love a good heem that is what unites us

Man, Scotish accent is an ugly accent, but hers sounds endearing

Just got implied sexist for saying wmma is boring and these women throw hands with all their migjt but can't so much as cause a bloody nose. The only exciting thing that can happen is a submission or a lucky kick ko

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I literally don't understand Sneed. Like what's the joke? Simpson's is so unfunny. Sneeds seed and feed formerly chucks and somehow that equals chucks suck and fuck LOL SO FUNNY AND EPIC THIS DEFINITELY QUALIFIES AS A "JOKE"

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Kabib after this fight?

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strong babies

Uma deliciosa

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