UFC 242 Gamethread
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low effort OP
BIG EFFORT
It's a good poster.
MEDIUM SIZED EFFORT
>early
>trash pic
based op
checheni mountain demon about to destroy a shitskin
WHITE SHARIA SOON INSHALLAH TAKKBIRRRR
better than the actual poster
based Felix how you doin bud
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS
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>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
How long until the actual fight?
The fight can't start until both fighters are in the cage.
powerful insight
3 hours
hey lads when should i get my vegan ice cream out of the freezer?
when you hear nasheed blasting through your speakers and lincoln beard grows through out your face
around 23:00
Oh ALLAH, oh Lord of Lords, oh King of Kings, spite the kuffar dogs and deliver victory to our brother Khabib, hear this prayer ALLAH
Is this the literal worst place on earth to have a fight? Allah cocksucking oil money didn’t buy an arena?
If they didn't have that rule, fighters could attack eachother at any time or place
Camera man:
>bye, bitch
#
Based pussy eater triggering the incels. Nothing better than having a hot girl moaning and wriggling around on your bed, running her fingers through your hair, and pulling your face into her pussy.
Virgin dorks wouldn’t understand
SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF PISS
Beautiful.
NIGGERS could be anywhere
>Eurodance walk out
oh boy
SWEET HEEMS ARE MADE OF THESE
>when you gotta play face the pain on youtube because UFC wont show it on the TV anymore.
come on man, face the pain is the UFC
MONKEY BURYING THE RUSSIAN BOOMER TOOOOONIGHT
this is the fucking gayest music ever
Pro tip: Olivi has no tits.
>Megan Olivi
IM COOOOOOOOOOMMMIIIINNNGGGGGGG
>walking out to syth-pop
BASED
i agree
Chads eat pussy.
Based comfy song
holy shit, webm that walkin, thats one for many /heem/ threads to come
>sweet dreams are made of this
taisumov confirmed going to slep
both these guys looked completely fucked at the weigh-ins
inb4 they both gas in r1
I can not pleasure myself to pictures of sexy WMMA fighters, as it is haram. Please do not reply to this post with your sexiest WMMA pics. Thank you, and may Allah and his prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) be with Khabib tonight.
someone post a stream
HOW MANY FIGHTS LEFT UNTIL HABIBI VS JUSTIN
>SWEET HEEMS ARE MADE OF THIS
>fight IQ
Diego is too slow, the mudslime looks like a monster
reddit: the music: the fighter: the loser: the defeated: the bum
taisumov better come out with a trap nasheed remix or no heem
Lola Naymark I think
Anyone got a hd stream?
We sure do, m8. We sure do.
Do people dream while knocked out?
I want to stick my debicki in the olivi
>that shitty music
Yeah based Hue won the story
>fight companion supposed to start at 11
>too early for la types
another fake russian
Prefection.
chad af
this is the phenotype
Open mouth here comes the stream
*pssshhhh*
Eh, good enough
::unzips dick::
crackstreams
It's better when he used to walkout to footloose.
this would be my walkout song.
ok this is based
theres no ethnic russians on the card
What thread is official thread?
Based. Taisumov is going to do the heeming though..
So what?
this white gentleman is going to kill the hue
niggers
Here Rameses
why is it so hot in abu dhabi? I just checked the time and it's actually 10 pm over there
Holy shit how hot does it get during the day
>tfw every stream is choppy or grainy
I fuckin hate high profile cards lads
>build stadium in desert
>don't install air conditioning
based, we gonna see a death tonight
when
is
the
fucking
khabib fight??
and why is it so hard to find this info holy shit
>needing tits
Ferreira thinking
>I've never been in this neighbourhood before...
The heat isn't even that bad, it's the humidity
*enters the thread*
Nope. That ain’t it, chief. Pancake mode: ON.
>casually strolls in to heem a muslim in a crowd full of muslims in your path
Thank you for this post lmao.
My gf missed it and had no idea what I was laughing about.
Mfw
lol yeah chads also give girls money and drive them to clubs
youre a faggot
chads dont even kiss
it literally gave me a heatstroke yesterday. its so hot in 2 pm that you feel like your heat is burning
How many gallons of coom has Benazvidez dumped into that heavenly cleft
and thats a good thing!
Virtually identical.
>ahhh ooh owiee ooh ouch so hot :,((((
I heard the fighters mention 120f during embedded this week
WE AAAAARRRRREEEEEEE LLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE
It's literally a tent not a stadium
The stadium wasn't finished in time
No, I'm not joking
Why are half the fights lightweight
>my stream is perfect
>think about sharing
>don't
>white
he's a mountain monkey like khabib
t. Incel
Humidity is the issue, not the heat. If it's hot and dry, you sweat and cool off. If it's humid you sweat like a pig and it does nothing.
>when your enter heem after your boy won
UFC events are so comfy
Would you rather fight well above sea level or fight in a non A/C'd arena?
Coming to you from the SOLD OUT 4channel arena
SPONSORED by Hiro's bitcoin mining scams
It's a desert, retard.
Joe rogan died F
Why can't I find pictures of the arena?
Chads don't do anything that you just said.
i
the main card just started
Based
This. My stream is like an ever flowing river of heems.
Who would win? A couple dozen professional fighters, or one fiery boi?
First picks about to get heemed
Is this Khabib's uncle?
HEEM INCOMING
Even Anyk is bitching about the heat
that's why he never fights
>i-i'm injured
kek
The ass slap always gets me.
my stream fucking died someone link pls
ONE MORE HEEM PLS
thawlts on this?
Taisumov is on peds
Leave the thread mudslime or we'll airstrike your family village. Arabs are trash at sports for all of history, almost no Olympic medals in the middle east. You have to pretend that this Russian represents you lol. Arabs are a goddamn embarrassment in sports, civilization, industry, just overall subhuman and worth less than even Africans who are atleast an athletic race. Ethnic arabs are trash fighters.
Piss be upon Mohammed the pedophile. Khabib does not represent you or arabs.
>chads dont even kiss
lol this braindead aussie cunt
Daily Reminder that khabib will win in the 3rd round
I have iptv with all channels what channel do i watch this on??!
ALL YOU AMISH LOOKING SANDMENNONITES NEED TO GO BACK TO YOUR PLOWS AND STOP POLLUTING OUR SPORTS
is this the unified cope champion?
>constant comments about how hot it is
I don’t expect everyone to come back bros...
mmastreampass company
My Kabib prediction: wrestlefuck.
hot take sweaty
>tfw people who can't find streams anymore actually got outsmarted by Brendan Schaub
source? hilarious if true
damn this dude hits hard lol
I almost forgot the card is airing early today because it's in carbombistan. Looks like I got here just in time.
Smesh
Really? FFS
Diego running in sloppy like he did against Peahead
Serious. They showed them building it. A tent. In the desert.
So, I got frozen trendies, pizza rolls, corn dogs, and Swedish meatballs. Which should I make for din-dins?
Can they replace Cruz with an actual fighter? He's boring as shit to listen to and will never fight again.
So they just showed all those clips of them building the stadium for nothing?
Anyone else feel like they keep mentioning the heat so that they have an excuse when khabib loses?
>Half a round in and these fuckers already look gassed
Abudabi was a mistake
>ebony ass
>jewel buttplug
I've got two pizzas, buffalo tendies and Icelandic beer.
Was meant to pick Dustin
>Dustin
>Edson Barboza
>Davi Ramos
>Curtis Blaydes
>Mairbek Taisumov
>"I'm going to put together a belt for these two, they can fight for the 'BMF' belt," White told Okamoto. "It's one of those fights that is fun, interesting, fans are into it, you want to see for five rounds
DUDE FUN LMAO
perfection.
this ferriera is gonna heem my picks
Gyro
What's going on here?
gross
Wait did he actually say this? Lol
there's a side where theyre all wearing white
HEEM HIM
what was it?
10-9 Taisumov, but surprised how many of Ferreira's single big right hand punches are getting through.
>Khabin smesh bears xD
Fuck, I missed it
boring fight
fish tacos
ferreira looking good. have a feeling taisumov might lose the one he's meant to win.
Man nipples.
Kabib fight preview.
Feels like 123 degrees in there what a fucking joke
VAMOS BRASIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLL
> tfw listening to new Tool album
I love this shit
m.youtube.com
jesus, feels like 123 degrees????
why would you even
boring as fuck
pleb
probably high altitude because the heat will make you lose more water. Comes down to if you'd rather take short breaths or sweat to death
VAMO PORRA
PAU NO CU DOS MUÇULMANO FILHO DA PUTA
Heard Khabib is so good at fighting because he got raped in the autumn of 2002
Do they not have AC? Jesus
Herb did something correct
>Official main event prediction:
- Khabib comfortably takes down Poirier and gets some ground and pound off in the first three rounds, even stands with poirier for half of the third round. 3-0 so far to Khabib.
- The heat, tiramisu and wrestling tires Khabib and he fades hard in the championship rounds. Poirier defends most TD's and the few he doesn't he manages to stand up again. Poirier pieces Khabib up but it isn't enough.
3-2 to Khabib
123 degrees...what a fucking joke
Oh my god those boots
fucking based/10
Apparently it's just a fucking tent.
has the based croatian moved to america? what's up with all these nubian queens being posted by mutt flags
that sambo
Feereira is taking over
Well, I guess we know who paid Herb off this time
Drunk slut picks a fight with the other slut and gets her tushy heemed.
>Wahhh wahhhh boohoo it's so hot :(
Do these whiny cucks ever shut up?
Ferreira with the cheeky headpopper, that's just good clean cageclinchjitsu
His dad sold him to his cousin for 3 shekels
THE HEAT'S GETTING TO HERB, HE'S HALLUCINATING
I still don't get what's supposed to be funny about this
Nice soup coolers. She looks too fucking hood for her own good.
Yo this is the guy they said was going to be the next champ?
They said this nigga would beat Pettis, Mcgregor, Poirier?
Lmao
Cruz sucks. How does this twerp have a job?
I’m lmao @ all these virgins who think eating pussy is beta. You literally make girls lose control. They’re flopping around like a goddamn fish, grinding their hips into your face, they can’t control themselves. You incels will never make a girl cum so hard that she leaves her fucking body.
>the most developed islamic country in the world
>have to fight in 123 degree heat
Feels like 120 degrees user, that's fucking HOT.
>ATT turns off the AC
>both Khabib and Dustin start sweating like pigs
>Dustin becomes too slippery for takedowns
>50-48 for Dustin after five rounds
Perfect game plan
TAISUMOV WHAT ARE YOU DOING BRAH
Pressure pays dividends. Taisumov's footwork is falling apart.
>it's not beta cuz I PUNCH THEM IN THE FUCKING FACE and i am in control
Just say you like eating pussy. Jesus Christ.
Anyone else Cooming right now ?
is that the goth bitch from victorious?
FIGHT COMPANION LIVE
WHO
Now we understand what Tony was doing when he tripped, he was trying to pull the AC.
I waited a month FOR THIS?!?!?!?!
Fair enough. I'd imagine the heat favours those who cut less weight or grew up in humid countries.
Russian terrorists can’t take the heat
Khalabob is finished
Looks like Colby will be snubbed of his title shot yet again
>all that nylon
FIGHT COMPANION IS LIVE, BITCHES
GET IN HERE
youtube.com
SCHAUB, ROGAN, EDGY, CALLEN
literally me
Link? Or whatever the fuck
she looks familiar but i don't remember her name
>Chads actually do like eating pussy.
no. also sad.
Why the fuck are they fighting in a goddamn tent? What happened to the huge fucking stadium they built? The one the Silva/Maia fight was in?
Elizabeth Gillies
Not gonna lie, that gave me a half-chub
croatia post black qts
Disgusting proto Spanish
19-19?
Hnnng
wish it was just rogain and ed
This is the stadium
>Or whatever the fuck
Really cringe post from a really cringe bitch. No wonder you're poor... and worthless.
The "stadium" is just a fucking tent, so was the one that silva fought in
it's 12 degrees here but it ""feels like"" 70 feel sorry for me
The heat index in the arena is 123 degrees.
Confirmed just now by Dominick Cruz.
these corners should be icing their fighters in the break but i havnt seen any of that. its the only way to cool down
>123 degrees F
someone is gonna die
Of course I do. It’s hot as fuck. You’d know if you’d ever >had sex
more like GAY companion
google ufc events and look around, I found it in 20 seconds you fucking retard
Tents are cheaper.
Overheating. You have to remember that these russian guys don't train in heat like this, heat is their kryptonite
Drinking tea, in my blanky, HD stream, who else comfy
BASED JUNGLE MAN GETTING POWERED UP BY THE HUMIDITY
HEEM THESE FAGGOTS PICKS WHO PICKED A MUSLIM RAT
Please... i beg you guys...
I need that stream...
Keep the cazzie shit out.
Agreed. Are the caucasians having trouble with the heat tonight? Haven't seen Taisumov like this before.
>Silva/Maia fight
That was outdoors, dumb little new bitch.
NHow come you're so stupid? And worthless?
Im phone posting
I have only 1 pic
Russian is gonna get slept they are cardiolets and heartlets
Taisumov with the manliest man body in UFC
>fight companion when you have Yea Forums
Yikes
All of their ice melted before the first round was over.
He is doing it, the mad man.
Carlos coach is gay as hell
Yeah but you're so insecure you have to preface that by saying "DUDE YOU SHOULD SEE HOW MUCH THEY LOSE CONTROL WHEN I GIVE THEM ORAL SEX. I ONLY DO IT TO MAKE THEM FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE"
belal nigger get out
A. I’m not spoonfeeding you
B. You’re not missing anything
So 50c in real temperature? That’s just insane.
How do I learn UFC lingo?
*ahem*
FUCK MUDSLIMES
Feels good when fight plays out exactly as you predicted
it was in april atleast
GONGETIT
YOU NEED TO TAKE THIS ROUND
Hnnnng
Hope it’s a mudslime
JUST KO HIM
how's the score lads?
here's a good stream mate
*unzips dick and pisses on you*
MY PICKS ARE GONNA GET FUCKED
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
taisumov is so dissappointing bros...
Based Ferreira going to win this despite Herb being paid off. Long live my picks
Link?
picks are already fucked
fuck
>flushed on the first two weeks straight
I had a gf that looked like her, she wore those type shorts they make me diamonds.
GET FUCKED BITCH
Taisumov get usada'd?
STREAMING IS ILLEGALLY
I HOPE NOBODY HERE IS STREAMING
...
Did you guys see Beltran the ref in Mayans?
This stream is too powerful for my 3rd world internet
Anything with lower quality that wont constantly lag?
Wouldn't it being hot be an advantage for wrestlers? They protecting Khabib
MUSLIMS
BTFO
ISLAM LOSES
MAKACHEV LOSES
KHAIB LOSES
>I had a gf
No you didnt
Taisumov is gassed as hell since the first round. What a fucking mong.
>casuals picking taisumov
Yikes
she was on victorious
Brazilians are so boring
Russians are so boring
Zero star potential
Jordan is real quiet right now, hmm...
Why the fuck would I do it to make them uncomfortable, you dumb little bitch? The whole point is how much they fucking love it. Do you incels really hate women so much that the notion of giving them pleasure is completely alien to you?
Unironically; have sex.
nah you didnt
Reminder that Dustin gadooshed Ferreira
Crickstreams are usually shit so you can do that and be good
Where's the best place to stream it for free in good quality?
I can't find anything on Reddit
The one stream link ITT is poor quality
NO PROBLEM
Islam and makachev are the same guy
God bless u my man
damn khabib is fucked
lmao I meant mubarek
I PICKED ALL THE MUZZIES, I THOUGHT THEY LIVE AND BREATHE IN THE DESERT. MY PICKS ARE HEEM'D
at least next fight will be a banger
mark my spaniard words:
Khabib's gonna get tired. Poirier by TKO in the championship rounds
Please please PLEASE thank Jesus Christ in post fight interview
Put a bunch of fagestani monkey in a desert, what could possibly go wrong?
I had such high hopes for this card, lads.
MUZZIES BTFO
Based Hue is used to jungle heat
Guys, it's actually happening. Islam and Khabib are next.
The white man is not use to fighting in such hot climate.
it's only illegal to reproduce or distribute, not watch
talk about a choke
brazil has an unfair advantage in the humidity
helps strikers cause they rely less on anaerobic power/muscle power
wrestlers disadvantaged
whats wrong with it? are you just mad the cotton head muzzies are getting btfo?
Based hue fucking this muzzie up
The holy land will be reclaimed
Great performance by Diego "The Picks Killer" Ferreira. 29-27 on my scorecard.
lmao heat didn't even affect the hue at all
JUNGLED
Brazilian looked good
Thank you Lord Jesus Christ
LMAOOOOOOOOO
Taisumov meme fucking FINISHED. Des Green exposed this hypejob and based Diogo FLUSHED him
WHERE ARE ALL THE RING GIRLS ??? Fuck this country
> Dagestani
> vs an Amazon warrior in the heat
You picked wrong dumb aussie
NO FOOKING PROBLEM YEAH MATE
Dagestanis are mountain muzzies, not desert muzzies.
Picked Ferreira - check
MUZLEMS 0-1
KHABIB HAS BEEN TRAINING IN A LUXURY CLIMATE CONTROLLED FACILITY ALL WEEK
DUSTIN HAS BEEN OUT ON THE HEAT GETTING ACCLIMATED
>DUSTIN IS FREE MONEY
DUSTIN IS FREE MONEY
>DUSTIN IS FREE MONEY
DUSTIN IS FREE MONEY
>DUSTIN IS FREE MONEY
DUSTIN IS FREE MONEY
>DUSTIN IS FREE MONEY
DUSTIN IS FREE MONEY
>DUSTIN IS FREE MONEY
DUSTIN IS FREE MONEY
>DUSTIN IS FREE MONEY
DUSTIN IS FREE MONEY
>DUSTIN IS FREE MONEY
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>DUSTIN IS FREE MONEY
DUSTIN IS FREE MONEY
Based Sergio calling it like it is
There go my picks, Diego put on a show
POST THE GOOFS I WANNA LAUGH
tsuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Muzzies are only can crushers, can't beat any real well rounded MMA fighters.
Rich sand niggers dont give shit about religion, for them its just a front
>80% of heem gets goofed with the first fight
explain yourselves
I'm really hoping for that too
>still only 31
>only
these mountain muslims arent built for this desert heat
khabib and islam are getting slept
PRAISE JESUS YOU FUCKING MONKEY!!!
i love megan oilivi
Taisumov was the hipster's fave in 2015/16. This ends him as any sort of promising prospect going forward.
>picking a dagestani rat instead of the Jungle Monkey in this weather
THE MEME IS FUCKING REAL
KHABIB IS DONE LMAO
jordanian on suicide watch, hajis eternally btfo
Ferreira doesn't even look tired, that's crazy.
29-27 lol
Based Fereira keeping my picks alive
Amateur, we all know those are mountain mudslides. They melt in the heat.
>what’s wrong with it
Ok, sweaty, you need to leave. Now.
MOUNTAIN MUZZIES CANT INTO HUMIDITY
BET THE HOUSE ON SWAMP BOY
FUCK ISLAM
MUZZIES
B
T
F
O
Why do pizza boxes fall apart as soon as I open them?
ANY ACESTREAM LINKS?
They’re in the back getting shit on by sheiks.
>All those people who picked only muslims
but all the mongs watching
FUCK MY PICKS
>picks heemed already
If its so hot, why is anik wearing a suit and tie?
post yfw you lose your parlay on the first fight
Fair play to the Russian for staying up. He was caught flush at least 4 times there
>thank the lord
W O O O O
hues can handle high humidity
if khabib loses tonight and we never see khabib vs tony for the belt
i will never get over it
HE SHOUT OUT THE LORD IN FRONT OF ALL THE MUZZIES HAHAHAHAHAH
ROBBERY
ROBBERY
ROBBERY
ROBBERY
ROBBERY
lmao yes that first wave of Dagestanis
I was big upping him and Tumenov and Khabilov
Remember Albert "Einstein" Tumenov?
POST THE GOOFS I WANNA LAUGH. WHO /STILL ALIVE/ HERE
"replays influence judges" - eddie bravo
APOLOGIZE TO ALLAH MOTHERFUCKER
Favella rat beats Allah cocksucker.
>thanking the Lord in Abu Dhabi
Based Brazilian
He's a shapeshifting lizard, he's immune to heat.
>29-28
Why is no one thanking God?
>Dagestani muslim rat as his defeats is announced bows before the brazilian evangelical monkey
favela heat beats musrat desert heat
my new favorite hue
>parlay heemed by first fight
I picked all the non-muslims
Islam dies in Abu Dabi
There goes my first 10 bucks this evening lads
Good guy won
kinda looks like a dark poo
It's okay, you were gonna lose on the 2nd and the 5th anyway
faggots in this thread dont realize that taisumov isnt even dagestani. his a filthy checheni
>picking DP over based Khabib
Wtf are you doing leaf?
Dogshitstain in chage of
>hurting opponents with G'n'P
>Submitting anybody but striker cans
>gas tank
>roiding
>fighting in their own weight
>giving crowd what they like
>producing 1(ONE) HW aka only weight that matters contender
>and most importantly... HEEMS
NOT EVEN FUCKING ONCE. JORDANI ABDULA TWINK ON SUICIDE WATCH
hello my favourite heem poster
God is dead
So pretty is
Ia this how ethiopian women look?
i refuse to believe it feels like 123 in there. there has to be some AC everyone would be sweating buckets if it really were that hot
JESUS CHRIST 1
MUHAMAD 0
I put a £1 bet on every main card dog and get £600 back if they all win, 1 down, 4 to go
Ferreira thanked Gord
MUSLIMS
ARE
LOSING
TONIGHT
ISLAM - WILL LOSE
MAIBAREK - LOST
ZAIBARA-DRAWED TO A BLACK
KHABIB-WILL LOSE TO LOUISANA SPIRIT
they're afraid it'll be misinterpreted and they'll get beheaded
Thank the Lord. Eat shit PEDO Allah.
Taisumov trains at Tiger Muay Thai year round, heat/humidity shouldnt have affected his cardio.
Should I root for the nigger or the muslim?
Based hue giving the glory to christ, muzzies btfo
Ferreira murders Khabib
Almost everyone in the top 25 murders Khabib, that's he ducked them all before getting gifted as paper champ
Two big underdog wins in a row for Diego.
i know none of you guys have ever fucking exercised but working out in humidity is like changing your computer cables in the summer when you dont go outside
nerds
>Not betting money on the fight because I'm too pussy
Some times life gives you a way out and you have to take it lads.
first round could be argued
THANK THE LOOOOOOOOORD
that's what you get betting on muzzies
A stiff jab and a decent 1-2 is really all you need to beat most other MMA guys standing up.
all the muzzies on this card are from the mountains anyway
>a blast to be here
lmao
Did you exactly the same friend
Ferreira literally just thanked the Lord y'goof
He just did
Chechen, they’re basically badass Dagestani
where is your allah now?
BET THE FUCKING HOUSE
IF THERES ANYONE WHO HAD A SINGLE MUSLIM IN THEIR PICKS I GOT BAD NEWS FOR YA
>heavyweights
>in 123degree heat
great
You sound like a french philosopher mon ami
Tumenov's loss to Leon Edwards (that got him cut) doesn't look so bad now.
got a big stream for you right here
*unzips hawaiian snake*
WHAT DID DOM SAY? WHAT DID HE SAY TO ROGAN?
anyone have a link that works on mobile? I’m trying to watch this while I’m at work for the next 3 hours
Me on the top left.
Why is it Peterson's voice?
i have central air
way better quality
cheers Belgium
B
A
S
E
D
>cope
kek your picks are already goofed ya casual
>BET THE FUCKING HOUSE
Shut up larper.
Your insufferable, everyone knows your most likely some mentally ill american not from the UAE
wtf why there some many wypipo there?!
>Blaydes has 2nd best strike absorption
Is that... A good thing?
Protect all Somali girls
youtube.com
fight companion with Edgy Brah
>keep your head over his head!
>no! his OTHER head!!!
Think Blaydes has nightmares about Magumbo heeming him in his sleep?
THESE MUZZIES ARE GETTING BTFO JOE
t. literally doesnt understand humidity
>3rd best strike absorption rate
does that mean this nigga gets pieced up every fight?
Shamil's jabs look absolutely hilarious in the back room, bet the house on Blaydes
schaub is already pissing me off. someone should mail him a bomb
bruh, it's hook or die, blood for the blood god
Smells like sweaty arabs and goats in here
has the potential to be worse than wmma
>women unaccompaned by men
>women fighting half naked
>men fighting half naked
>walkout music
allah will humble these kuffars. put the house on dustin
It's mathematically impossible for Blaydes to lose here
My boy Poirier leapfrogged Sperguson and is shitting on Khabib
give me your kik, faggot ill prove it
suck my dick. muslims won all the prelims and put a WHITE man to sleep
Blaydes will be the easiest money I ever make
Yes
Until the CTE gets to you
I never understood why the ufc keeps bringing that up
maybe it's a cte countdown
You should stop posting the same thing in every thread
T.chechen
Let's got Blaydesbros
First Shamil
Then the second rematch with Ngannou
LET'S GO
UFC really billing this as the biggest fight ever?
You're a kike, both are leagues more noble than your rodent like race. You shouldn't even be posting here, jews are the absolute worst fighters and worst athletes in the world. There has never been a great jewish athlete jewish men are weak and cowardly.
You can get a knock on your door for saying something like that.
1/10 card so far
>Picking all chalk
I've seen it too many times, shit always fails. Works for 2 leg, maybe 3 leg parlays at most.
friendly reminder jesus christ is a holy man to the muslims which is why even under sharia law you can be a christian. You just have to pay a christian tax lol.
R4 TKO for Whittaker
Nattty God will slap skinny clown Adesanya
IT SMELLS HERE
HEEM MY PICKS
>UFC 243 will break all live gate records
Why are they lying about this
guarantee first round KO
everyone knows they cant make round 2 so they go all out in round 1
All those muslims were white ya dirty sandcoon
Kek
I mean that's not unusual
Makes sense since this is when it starts getting good
Why doesn't Eddie just do his own podcasts and get rid of that other faggot
Who is goofing the picks? Post them plz
ugly. would be cute if she was black
Bobby’s gonna absolutely shit on (((Israel)))
streamable.com
Your dead kike on a stick won’t save you wh*Tes
Agreed. Was so hyped, too.
Because it's the same venue that broke the previous record.
Re-rematch dumfk
thoughts?
i know that you inbred, but in this sites terms, muslims will never be """"WHITE""
so when is the actual khabib dustin fight?
Is there a more reddit fight in history than Reddit Robert vs Reddit Israel
and they can get 2kg's of rdx and hmtd going boom in theirs
mudslimes BTFO
Based as af
there is literally no point to watching anything but the main event. May as well watch some local amateur fight
Khabib is white. Ethnic arabs are shit athletes and shit fighters. Kill yourself mudslime rat before we airstrike your family
Oh god they brought Holly Holm back from the grave
why can you crosslink Yea Forums on my 4channel
hmm
Ha. Get fucked oil monkey. Allah sucks goat cock.
It's 100% true retard
Chechen was extremely passive.
Did something harram happened to him?
Shame on all of you, who didn't believe in Carlos
BOBBY BASED
They are holding it in a 50,000-60,000 seat stadium so it should. MSG only holds like 20,000 people
And yet we still own all your money and control your media. Stay mad, goy. Thanks for the hot tub.
unironically: Does anybody like Schaub?
fuck /pol/
Erdogan is a pussy and you're a turkroach.
could the saudis not afford air conditioning?
go back
>Omg guys the weather is so hot right now!!!!
>Look it up
>Standard weather for where I live
Florida is hell bros.
Chile, new thread, please, I beg of you
easy, Cenk
Learn the difference between religion and race
Do you faggots have schools in those isis training camps?
I dont mind /pol/, but they are clearly clueless when it comes to mma
I imagine Schaub likes Schaub quites a lot
Nice get.
>260lb
>fighting in 50 degree heat
Holy fuck
Good prelims mean a shitty maincard.
>Joe is still not over Ronda
>Marvel™ Stadium
what is he saying?
I used to pity him. Couldn't keep it up for long though, the guy's insufferable.
The man is a walking joke.
Truly the greatest comedian of all time.
Holy shit. You live in Canada. You’re the least respected here.
Hahaha they show the louvre instead of the arena because it’s a fucking tent
I was gonna do it aswell but it was too last minute, I passed on it because I didn't study the fighters and my bank didn't send me the code to my phone fast enough so my head told me to stop. You make any bets bossman?
They are clueless on everything, especially sports related. They are the losers who didnt play sports in high school. automatic betas.
He was in love with Ronda.
god damn shamil is one ugly motherfucker
>Fight companion talking about Ronda and Cain.
Yeah fuck these boomers.
Literally a Russian video game villain
H E E M
>Heem
>Everyone
>Even
>Myself
It will pass the ronda/holm record. Already on track to do it.
"Heem stand for... Heem everyone, even myself..."
Eat shit. Eat it.
My money is on the big terrorist
What’s the bets on blaydes shitting himself again? Especially in this heat
>Lezginka music
Based
Unfortunately hes fighting blaydes
let the bong make the thread
jesus this shamil guy looks fucking scary
>Betting on the fat one
WHERE DA PICKS AT
Where is the rest of the back of his head?
That’s nice. I’ll remember how little you respect me when I’m doing coke off an escort’s ass later tonight. Enjoy your frozen pizza.
that fucking headshape lmao
>that skull shape
BIG TITTY GO HOME GO HOME AND WORK ON YOUR AIR CONDITIONING
Erdoğan is a G*orgian who cares.
Blummf is a small hands cheeto and you’re a mutt
>al laquinta co maineventing while holly holms is the 1st match
lol
Hey look, it's another Russian fighting at home in UAE according to stone retard Jon Anik
Not yet, thinking about making a play on Islam by Dec, Felder, and Poirier KO meme bet.
what match did he shit himself?
Everyone around the cage is gonna get specks of it all over them
Holy shit... they ALL look EXACTLY the same.
I go over to /pol/ though, and I played a lot of sports when I was younger and into high school.
Btfo of my arm pitching then stopped with organized sports desu.
if blyades loses he is truly a bum can
Who cares 99% of the picks are fukt
that neathernal fucking skull. a true cave man... what the fuck bros
Nice lezginka music
MORTAL KOMBAT !
Based, heem him for Jesus.
what the fuck is wrong with the back of that guys skull
Who else boys Blaydes
based song
zoomers absolutely seething
Can't land a punch to the back of the head if there's nothing there
by the elder gods
>streamable.com
What is the context
seems like he's missign half of his brain
if he lifts the guy up, probs
>test yo might
Nobody uses the back of the brain anyway. He evolved beyond it.
based mortal kombat boomer
SUCK MY PENIS
based walkout by blayeds
not mine brother
he is 100% black
This
>making cazzie picks and getting them heemed by the first fight
imagine a Turk roach having the gumption to call anyone a mutt..
Your entire people are a fucking mongrel breed of Arabs, whites, asians... Literally anybody who came over and raped you.
>bros
no one fucking likes you faggot
>based Chigger
NEW THREAD WHEN
the fact that you replied like that, yikes.
thanks friend, be home for the card next time.
salam alaikum ali, its been a while.. hows paris?
>a small hands cheeto
>mfw I'm googling Curtis Blaydes shits himself
The absolute state of my life
This heat is going to heem the heavyweights
Chile's working on it, please understand!
Make a thread.
Blaydes was always my lowkey boy
He was on twitch and a heemster got him to say it a few times
imagine betting on the ruskie lel
With all that oil money you'd think they would
WE NEED A NEW THREAD
wtf where is the new thread you Aussi faggot?
not a lot of meat on this bone, hope it finishes strong
is this the rusky that fought derrick lewis?
let mexican guy make the thread
blaydes has bigger tits than my sister
I make over 100k a year and just ordered Pizza Hut. Jokes on you, buddeh.
Suck my dick
I'm making the thread guys hold on
Wow some dumbfuck just made a really shit thread
No. Rolling a thread to the end filters phone niggers and redditors
post pics
>all these muzzies came out to see one of their own get blacked
Tonight every muzzie is a cuck
nah bruv that was some tall plodding blonde guy
Present it
I'll join in too
Anything for an Aussie Chad
How many more cave dwellers is the UFC going to take from Dagestan? Why not any other caucasians?
BIG TITTY GO HOME LEARN HOW TO WRESTLE
...
...
y nuevo, and new
Do it boss, I believe in you
post pics of her to prove
this is why you get paid 20/20 blaydes
I know who volkov is I meant the card in new york
This is the thread
Too late burger
>he has to pay for pussy
>thinks hes above anyone
christ
based eddie
Why did you link the spammer's thread? Whats wrong with you?
yikes
i'd rather not desu
Most left from second row is russian tv celeb and married 10/10 another russian celeb gril
There’s a difference between selective breeding to increase wyw*men rape rate, and disgusting low-t n*rthern europeans intermixing with subhuman natives. My advice to you is to lift weights, hit the shower and get a clue cuck
whos the rapper next to dana lul
goddard saves the abdurakimov
shamil already given up lol
Heat got him,also with the pace hes fighting.
>a literal who grinding on a literal who
Its MMA alright, dont know why i even checked
I thought it was a joke
How is the arena not air conditioned? It's a closed arena
They can certainly afford it
What is a Turk doing with a Jacob Reese-Mogg image?
Does Turkey follow UK politics?
FUUUUUCK