UFC 242 Gamethread

How long until the actual fight?

The fight can't start until both fighters are in the cage.

powerful insight

3 hours

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hey lads when should i get my vegan ice cream out of the freezer?

when you hear nasheed blasting through your speakers and lincoln beard grows through out your face

around 23:00

Oh ALLAH, oh Lord of Lords, oh King of Kings, spite the kuffar dogs and deliver victory to our brother Khabib, hear this prayer ALLAH

Is this the literal worst place on earth to have a fight? Allah cocksucking oil money didn’t buy an arena?

If they didn't have that rule, fighters could attack eachother at any time or place

Camera man:
>bye, bitch

#
Based pussy eater triggering the incels. Nothing better than having a hot girl moaning and wriggling around on your bed, running her fingers through your hair, and pulling your face into her pussy.

Virgin dorks wouldn’t understand

SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF PISS

Beautiful.

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NIGGERS could be anywhere

>Eurodance walk out

oh boy

SWEET HEEMS ARE MADE OF THESE

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>when you gotta play face the pain on youtube because UFC wont show it on the TV anymore.

come on man, face the pain is the UFC

MONKEY BURYING THE RUSSIAN BOOMER TOOOOONIGHT

this is the fucking gayest music ever

Pro tip: Olivi has no tits.

>Megan Olivi

IM COOOOOOOOOOMMMIIIINNNGGGGGGG

>walking out to syth-pop
BASED

i agree

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Chads eat pussy.

Based comfy song

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holy shit, webm that walkin, thats one for many /heem/ threads to come

>sweet dreams are made of this

taisumov confirmed going to slep

both these guys looked completely fucked at the weigh-ins

inb4 they both gas in r1

I can not pleasure myself to pictures of sexy WMMA fighters, as it is haram. Please do not reply to this post with your sexiest WMMA pics. Thank you, and may Allah and his prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) be with Khabib tonight.

someone post a stream

HOW MANY FIGHTS LEFT UNTIL HABIBI VS JUSTIN

>SWEET HEEMS ARE MADE OF THIS

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>fight IQ

Diego is too slow, the mudslime looks like a monster

reddit: the music: the fighter: the loser: the defeated: the bum

taisumov better come out with a trap nasheed remix or no heem

Lola Naymark I think

Anyone got a hd stream?

We sure do, m8. We sure do.

Do people dream while knocked out?

I want to stick my debicki in the olivi

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>that shitty music
Yeah based Hue won the story

>fight companion supposed to start at 11
>too early for la types

another fake russian

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Prefection.

chad af

this is the phenotype

Open mouth here comes the stream
*pssshhhh*

Eh, good enough

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::unzips dick::

crackstreams

It's better when he used to walkout to footloose.

this would be my walkout song.

youtube.com/watch?v=LOZuxwVk7TU

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ok this is based

theres no ethnic russians on the card

synchtube.ru/r/sptube

What thread is official thread?

Based. Taisumov is going to do the heeming though..

So what?

this white gentleman is going to kill the hue

niggers

synchtube.ru/r/sptube

Here Rameses

why is it so hot in abu dhabi? I just checked the time and it's actually 10 pm over there

Holy shit how hot does it get during the day

>tfw every stream is choppy or grainy
I fuckin hate high profile cards lads

>build stadium in desert
>don't install air conditioning

based, we gonna see a death tonight

youtube.com/watch?v=tcf4fZgth4E

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when
is
the
fucking
khabib fight??

and why is it so hard to find this info holy shit

>needing tits

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Ferreira thinking
>I've never been in this neighbourhood before...

The heat isn't even that bad, it's the humidity

*enters the thread*

Nope. That ain’t it, chief. Pancake mode: ON.

>casually strolls in to heem a muslim in a crowd full of muslims in your path

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Thank you for this post lmao.
My gf missed it and had no idea what I was laughing about.

Mfw

lol yeah chads also give girls money and drive them to clubs

youre a faggot

chads dont even kiss

it literally gave me a heatstroke yesterday. its so hot in 2 pm that you feel like your heat is burning

How many gallons of coom has Benazvidez dumped into that heavenly cleft

and thats a good thing!

Virtually identical.

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>ahhh ooh owiee ooh ouch so hot :,((((

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I heard the fighters mention 120f during embedded this week

vocaroo.com/i/s0cXoUCHTK4G
Based

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WE AAAAARRRRREEEEEEE LLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE

It's literally a tent not a stadium
The stadium wasn't finished in time
No, I'm not joking

Why are half the fights lightweight

>my stream is perfect
>think about sharing
>don't

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>white
he's a mountain monkey like khabib

t. Incel

Humidity is the issue, not the heat. If it's hot and dry, you sweat and cool off. If it's humid you sweat like a pig and it does nothing.

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>when your enter heem after your boy won

UFC events are so comfy

Would you rather fight well above sea level or fight in a non A/C'd arena?

Coming to you from the SOLD OUT 4channel arena
SPONSORED by Hiro's bitcoin mining scams

It's a desert, retard.

Joe rogan died F

Why can't I find pictures of the arena?

Chads don't do anything that you just said.
i

the main card just started

Based

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This. My stream is like an ever flowing river of heems.

Who would win? A couple dozen professional fighters, or one fiery boi?

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First picks about to get heemed

Is this Khabib's uncle?

HEEM INCOMING

Even Anyk is bitching about the heat

that's why he never fights

>i-i'm injured

kek

The ass slap always gets me.

my stream fucking died someone link pls

ONE MORE HEEM PLS

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thawlts on this?

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Taisumov is on peds

Leave the thread mudslime or we'll airstrike your family village. Arabs are trash at sports for all of history, almost no Olympic medals in the middle east. You have to pretend that this Russian represents you lol. Arabs are a goddamn embarrassment in sports, civilization, industry, just overall subhuman and worth less than even Africans who are atleast an athletic race. Ethnic arabs are trash fighters.

Piss be upon Mohammed the pedophile. Khabib does not represent you or arabs.

>chads dont even kiss

lol this braindead aussie cunt

Daily Reminder that khabib will win in the 3rd round

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I have iptv with all channels what channel do i watch this on??!

ALL YOU AMISH LOOKING SANDMENNONITES NEED TO GO BACK TO YOUR PLOWS AND STOP POLLUTING OUR SPORTS

is this the unified cope champion?

>constant comments about how hot it is
I don’t expect everyone to come back bros...

mmastreampass company

My Kabib prediction: wrestlefuck.

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hot take sweaty

>tfw people who can't find streams anymore actually got outsmarted by Brendan Schaub

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source? hilarious if true

damn this dude hits hard lol

I almost forgot the card is airing early today because it's in carbombistan. Looks like I got here just in time.

Smesh

Really? FFS

Diego running in sloppy like he did against Peahead

Serious. They showed them building it. A tent. In the desert.

So, I got frozen trendies, pizza rolls, corn dogs, and Swedish meatballs. Which should I make for din-dins?

Can they replace Cruz with an actual fighter? He's boring as shit to listen to and will never fight again.

So they just showed all those clips of them building the stadium for nothing?

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Anyone else feel like they keep mentioning the heat so that they have an excuse when khabib loses?

>Half a round in and these fuckers already look gassed
Abudabi was a mistake

>ebony ass
>jewel buttplug

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I've got two pizzas, buffalo tendies and Icelandic beer.

Was meant to pick Dustin
>Dustin
>Edson Barboza
>Davi Ramos
>Curtis Blaydes
>Mairbek Taisumov

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>"I'm going to put together a belt for these two, they can fight for the 'BMF' belt," White told Okamoto. "It's one of those fights that is fun, interesting, fans are into it, you want to see for five rounds

DUDE FUN LMAO

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perfection.

this ferriera is gonna heem my picks

Gyro

What's going on here?

gross

Wait did he actually say this? Lol

there's a side where theyre all wearing white

HEEM HIM

what was it?

10-9 Taisumov, but surprised how many of Ferreira's single big right hand punches are getting through.

>Khabin smesh bears xD

Fuck, I missed it

boring fight

fish tacos

ferreira looking good. have a feeling taisumov might lose the one he's meant to win.

Man nipples.

Kabib fight preview.

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Feels like 123 degrees in there what a fucking joke

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got it

VAMOS BRASIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLL

> tfw listening to new Tool album

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I love this shit
m.youtube.com/watch?v=UC36G4OdE_Q

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jesus, feels like 123 degrees????
why would you even

boring as fuck

pleb

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probably high altitude because the heat will make you lose more water. Comes down to if you'd rather take short breaths or sweat to death

VAMO PORRA

PAU NO CU DOS MUÇULMANO FILHO DA PUTA

Heard Khabib is so good at fighting because he got raped in the autumn of 2002

Do they not have AC? Jesus

Herb did something correct

>Official main event prediction:
- Khabib comfortably takes down Poirier and gets some ground and pound off in the first three rounds, even stands with poirier for half of the third round. 3-0 so far to Khabib.
- The heat, tiramisu and wrestling tires Khabib and he fades hard in the championship rounds. Poirier defends most TD's and the few he doesn't he manages to stand up again. Poirier pieces Khabib up but it isn't enough.
3-2 to Khabib

123 degrees...what a fucking joke

mmaweekly.com/nate-diaz-vs-jorge-masvidal-headlines-ufc-244-kamaru-usman-vs-colby-covington-sidelined

Oh my god those boots

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fucking based/10

Apparently it's just a fucking tent.

has the based croatian moved to america? what's up with all these nubian queens being posted by mutt flags

that sambo

Feereira is taking over

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Well, I guess we know who paid Herb off this time

Drunk slut picks a fight with the other slut and gets her tushy heemed.

>Wahhh wahhhh boohoo it's so hot :(
Do these whiny cucks ever shut up?

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Ferreira with the cheeky headpopper, that's just good clean cageclinchjitsu

His dad sold him to his cousin for 3 shekels

THE HEAT'S GETTING TO HERB, HE'S HALLUCINATING

I still don't get what's supposed to be funny about this

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Nice soup coolers. She looks too fucking hood for her own good.

Yo this is the guy they said was going to be the next champ?

They said this nigga would beat Pettis, Mcgregor, Poirier?

Lmao

Cruz sucks. How does this twerp have a job?

I’m lmao @ all these virgins who think eating pussy is beta. You literally make girls lose control. They’re flopping around like a goddamn fish, grinding their hips into your face, they can’t control themselves. You incels will never make a girl cum so hard that she leaves her fucking body.

>the most developed islamic country in the world
>have to fight in 123 degree heat

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Feels like 120 degrees user, that's fucking HOT.

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>ATT turns off the AC
>both Khabib and Dustin start sweating like pigs
>Dustin becomes too slippery for takedowns
>50-48 for Dustin after five rounds
Perfect game plan

TAISUMOV WHAT ARE YOU DOING BRAH

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Pressure pays dividends. Taisumov's footwork is falling apart.

>it's not beta cuz I PUNCH THEM IN THE FUCKING FACE and i am in control
Just say you like eating pussy. Jesus Christ.

Anyone else Cooming right now ?

is that the goth bitch from victorious?

FIGHT COMPANION LIVE

youtube.com/watch?v=tcf4fZgth4E

WHO

Now we understand what Tony was doing when he tripped, he was trying to pull the AC.

I waited a month FOR THIS?!?!?!?!

Fair enough. I'd imagine the heat favours those who cut less weight or grew up in humid countries.

Russian terrorists can’t take the heat

Khalabob is finished

Looks like Colby will be snubbed of his title shot yet again

>all that nylon

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FIGHT COMPANION IS LIVE, BITCHES

GET IN HERE

youtube.com/watch?v=tcf4fZgth4E

SCHAUB, ROGAN, EDGY, CALLEN

literally me

Link? Or whatever the fuck

she looks familiar but i don't remember her name

>Chads actually do like eating pussy.

no. also sad.

Why the fuck are they fighting in a goddamn tent? What happened to the huge fucking stadium they built? The one the Silva/Maia fight was in?

Elizabeth Gillies

Not gonna lie, that gave me a half-chub

croatia post black qts

Disgusting proto Spanish

19-19?

Hnnng

wish it was just rogain and ed

This is the stadium

>Or whatever the fuck
Really cringe post from a really cringe bitch. No wonder you're poor... and worthless.

The "stadium" is just a fucking tent, so was the one that silva fought in

it's 12 degrees here but it ""feels like"" 70 feel sorry for me

The heat index in the arena is 123 degrees.

Confirmed just now by Dominick Cruz.

these corners should be icing their fighters in the break but i havnt seen any of that. its the only way to cool down

>123 degrees F

someone is gonna die

Of course I do. It’s hot as fuck. You’d know if you’d ever >had sex

more like GAY companion

google ufc events and look around, I found it in 20 seconds you fucking retard

Tents are cheaper.

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Overheating. You have to remember that these russian guys don't train in heat like this, heat is their kryptonite

Drinking tea, in my blanky, HD stream, who else comfy

BASED JUNGLE MAN GETTING POWERED UP BY THE HUMIDITY
HEEM THESE FAGGOTS PICKS WHO PICKED A MUSLIM RAT

Please... i beg you guys...
I need that stream...

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Keep the cazzie shit out.

Agreed. Are the caucasians having trouble with the heat tonight? Haven't seen Taisumov like this before.

>Silva/Maia fight
That was outdoors, dumb little new bitch.

NHow come you're so stupid? And worthless?

Im phone posting
I have only 1 pic

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Russian is gonna get slept they are cardiolets and heartlets

Taisumov with the manliest man body in UFC

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>fight companion when you have Yea Forums
Yikes

All of their ice melted before the first round was over.

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He is doing it, the mad man.

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Carlos coach is gay as hell

crackstreams.com/mmastreams/watch-ufc-242-khabib-vs-poirier/

Yeah but you're so insecure you have to preface that by saying "DUDE YOU SHOULD SEE HOW MUCH THEY LOSE CONTROL WHEN I GIVE THEM ORAL SEX. I ONLY DO IT TO MAKE THEM FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE"

belal nigger get out

A. I’m not spoonfeeding you
B. You’re not missing anything

So 50c in real temperature? That’s just insane.

How do I learn UFC lingo?

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*ahem*

FUCK MUDSLIMES

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Feels good when fight plays out exactly as you predicted

it was in april atleast

GONGETIT

synchtube.ru/r/sptube

YOU NEED TO TAKE THIS ROUND

Hnnnng

Hope it’s a mudslime

JUST KO HIM

how's the score lads?

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here's a good stream mate

*unzips dick and pisses on you*

MY PICKS ARE GONNA GET FUCKED
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

taisumov is so dissappointing bros...

Based Ferreira going to win this despite Herb being paid off. Long live my picks

Link?

picks are already fucked
fuck

>flushed on the first two weeks straight

I had a gf that looked like her, she wore those type shorts they make me diamonds.

GET FUCKED BITCH

Taisumov get usada'd?

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STREAMING IS ILLEGALLY

I HOPE NOBODY HERE IS STREAMING

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...

Did you guys see Beltran the ref in Mayans?

This stream is too powerful for my 3rd world internet
Anything with lower quality that wont constantly lag?

Wouldn't it being hot be an advantage for wrestlers? They protecting Khabib

MUSLIMS
BTFO
ISLAM LOSES
MAKACHEV LOSES
KHAIB LOSES

>I had a gf
No you didnt

Taisumov is gassed as hell since the first round. What a fucking mong.

>casuals picking taisumov
Yikes

she was on victorious

Brazilians are so boring
Russians are so boring
Zero star potential

Jordan is real quiet right now, hmm...

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Why the fuck would I do it to make them uncomfortable, you dumb little bitch? The whole point is how much they fucking love it. Do you incels really hate women so much that the notion of giving them pleasure is completely alien to you?

Unironically; have sex.

nah you didnt

Reminder that Dustin gadooshed Ferreira

Crickstreams are usually shit so you can do that and be good

Where's the best place to stream it for free in good quality?
I can't find anything on Reddit
The one stream link ITT is poor quality

NO PROBLEM

Islam and makachev are the same guy

God bless u my man

damn khabib is fucked

lmao I meant mubarek

taima.tv/r/mmalt

I PICKED ALL THE MUZZIES, I THOUGHT THEY LIVE AND BREATHE IN THE DESERT. MY PICKS ARE HEEM'D

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at least next fight will be a banger

mark my spaniard words:

Khabib's gonna get tired. Poirier by TKO in the championship rounds

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Please please PLEASE thank Jesus Christ in post fight interview

Put a bunch of fagestani monkey in a desert, what could possibly go wrong?

I had such high hopes for this card, lads.

MUZZIES BTFO

Based Hue is used to jungle heat

Guys, it's actually happening. Islam and Khabib are next.

The white man is not use to fighting in such hot climate.

it's only illegal to reproduce or distribute, not watch

talk about a choke

brazil has an unfair advantage in the humidity

helps strikers cause they rely less on anaerobic power/muscle power

wrestlers disadvantaged

whats wrong with it? are you just mad the cotton head muzzies are getting btfo?

Based hue fucking this muzzie up
The holy land will be reclaimed

Great performance by Diego "The Picks Killer" Ferreira. 29-27 on my scorecard.

lmao heat didn't even affect the hue at all

JUNGLED

Brazilian looked good

Thank you Lord Jesus Christ

LMAOOOOOOOOO

Taisumov meme fucking FINISHED. Des Green exposed this hypejob and based Diogo FLUSHED him

WHERE ARE ALL THE RING GIRLS ??? Fuck this country

> Dagestani
> vs an Amazon warrior in the heat
You picked wrong dumb aussie

NO FOOKING PROBLEM YEAH MATE

Dagestanis are mountain muzzies, not desert muzzies.

Picked Ferreira - check

MUZLEMS 0-1

KHABIB HAS BEEN TRAINING IN A LUXURY CLIMATE CONTROLLED FACILITY ALL WEEK

DUSTIN HAS BEEN OUT ON THE HEAT GETTING ACCLIMATED

>DUSTIN IS FREE MONEY
DUSTIN IS FREE MONEY
>DUSTIN IS FREE MONEY
DUSTIN IS FREE MONEY
>DUSTIN IS FREE MONEY
DUSTIN IS FREE MONEY
>DUSTIN IS FREE MONEY
DUSTIN IS FREE MONEY
>DUSTIN IS FREE MONEY
DUSTIN IS FREE MONEY
>DUSTIN IS FREE MONEY
DUSTIN IS FREE MONEY
>DUSTIN IS FREE MONEY
DUSTIN IS FREE MONEY
>DUSTIN IS FREE MONEY
DUSTIN IS FREE MONEY

Based Sergio calling it like it is

There go my picks, Diego put on a show

POST THE GOOFS I WANNA LAUGH

tsuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Muzzies are only can crushers, can't beat any real well rounded MMA fighters.

Rich sand niggers dont give shit about religion, for them its just a front

>80% of heem gets goofed with the first fight

explain yourselves

I'm really hoping for that too

>still only 31
>only

these mountain muslims arent built for this desert heat

khabib and islam are getting slept

PRAISE JESUS YOU FUCKING MONKEY!!!

i love megan oilivi

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Taisumov was the hipster's fave in 2015/16. This ends him as any sort of promising prospect going forward.

>picking a dagestani rat instead of the Jungle Monkey in this weather
THE MEME IS FUCKING REAL
KHABIB IS DONE LMAO

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jordanian on suicide watch, hajis eternally btfo

Ferreira doesn't even look tired, that's crazy.

29-27 lol

Based Fereira keeping my picks alive

Amateur, we all know those are mountain mudslides. They melt in the heat.

>what’s wrong with it
Ok, sweaty, you need to leave. Now.

MOUNTAIN MUZZIES CANT INTO HUMIDITY

BET THE HOUSE ON SWAMP BOY

FUCK ISLAM

MUZZIES
B
T
F
O

Why do pizza boxes fall apart as soon as I open them?

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ANY ACESTREAM LINKS?

They’re in the back getting shit on by sheiks.

>All those people who picked only muslims

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but all the mongs watching

FUCK MY PICKS

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>picks heemed already

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If its so hot, why is anik wearing a suit and tie?

post yfw you lose your parlay on the first fight

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Fair play to the Russian for staying up. He was caught flush at least 4 times there

>thank the lord

W O O O O

hues can handle high humidity

if khabib loses tonight and we never see khabib vs tony for the belt

i will never get over it

HE SHOUT OUT THE LORD IN FRONT OF ALL THE MUZZIES HAHAHAHAHAH

ROBBERY
ROBBERY
ROBBERY
ROBBERY
ROBBERY

lmao yes that first wave of Dagestanis
I was big upping him and Tumenov and Khabilov
Remember Albert "Einstein" Tumenov?

POST THE GOOFS I WANNA LAUGH. WHO /STILL ALIVE/ HERE

"replays influence judges" - eddie bravo

APOLOGIZE TO ALLAH MOTHERFUCKER

Favella rat beats Allah cocksucker.

>thanking the Lord in Abu Dhabi
Based Brazilian

He's a shapeshifting lizard, he's immune to heat.

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>29-28

Why is no one thanking God?

>Dagestani muslim rat as his defeats is announced bows before the brazilian evangelical monkey

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favela heat beats musrat desert heat

my new favorite hue

>parlay heemed by first fight

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I picked all the non-muslims
Islam dies in Abu Dabi

There goes my first 10 bucks this evening lads

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Good guy won

kinda looks like a dark poo

It's okay, you were gonna lose on the 2nd and the 5th anyway

faggots in this thread dont realize that taisumov isnt even dagestani. his a filthy checheni

>picking DP over based Khabib

Wtf are you doing leaf?

Dogshitstain in chage of
>hurting opponents with G'n'P
>Submitting anybody but striker cans
>gas tank
>roiding
>fighting in their own weight
>giving crowd what they like
>producing 1(ONE) HW aka only weight that matters contender
>and most importantly... HEEMS
NOT EVEN FUCKING ONCE. JORDANI ABDULA TWINK ON SUICIDE WATCH

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hello my favourite heem poster

God is dead

So pretty is
Ia this how ethiopian women look?

i refuse to believe it feels like 123 in there. there has to be some AC everyone would be sweating buckets if it really were that hot

JESUS CHRIST 1

MUHAMAD 0

I put a £1 bet on every main card dog and get £600 back if they all win, 1 down, 4 to go

Ferreira thanked Gord

MUSLIMS
ARE
LOSING
TONIGHT
ISLAM - WILL LOSE
MAIBAREK - LOST
ZAIBARA-DRAWED TO A BLACK
KHABIB-WILL LOSE TO LOUISANA SPIRIT

they're afraid it'll be misinterpreted and they'll get beheaded

Thank the Lord. Eat shit PEDO Allah.

Taisumov trains at Tiger Muay Thai year round, heat/humidity shouldnt have affected his cardio.

Should I root for the nigger or the muslim?

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Based hue giving the glory to christ, muzzies btfo

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Ferreira murders Khabib

Almost everyone in the top 25 murders Khabib, that's he ducked them all before getting gifted as paper champ

Two big underdog wins in a row for Diego.

i know none of you guys have ever fucking exercised but working out in humidity is like changing your computer cables in the summer when you dont go outside

nerds

>Not betting money on the fight because I'm too pussy

Some times life gives you a way out and you have to take it lads.

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first round could be argued

THANK THE LOOOOOOOOORD

that's what you get betting on muzzies

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A stiff jab and a decent 1-2 is really all you need to beat most other MMA guys standing up.

all the muzzies on this card are from the mountains anyway

>a blast to be here
lmao

Did you exactly the same friend

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Ferreira literally just thanked the Lord y'goof

He just did
Chechen, they’re basically badass Dagestani

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where is your allah now?

BET THE FUCKING HOUSE
IF THERES ANYONE WHO HAD A SINGLE MUSLIM IN THEIR PICKS I GOT BAD NEWS FOR YA

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>heavyweights
>in 123degree heat
great

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You sound like a french philosopher mon ami

Tumenov's loss to Leon Edwards (that got him cut) doesn't look so bad now.

got a big stream for you right here

*unzips hawaiian snake*

WHAT DID DOM SAY? WHAT DID HE SAY TO ROGAN?

anyone have a link that works on mobile? I’m trying to watch this while I’m at work for the next 3 hours

Me on the top left.

Why is it Peterson's voice?

i have central air

way better quality
cheers Belgium

B
A
S
E
D

>cope
kek your picks are already goofed ya casual

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>BET THE FUCKING HOUSE

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Shut up larper.
Your insufferable, everyone knows your most likely some mentally ill american not from the UAE

wtf why there some many wypipo there?!

>Blaydes has 2nd best strike absorption

Is that... A good thing?

Protect all Somali girls

youtube.com/watch?v=tcf4fZgth4E

fight companion with Edgy Brah

>keep your head over his head!
>no! his OTHER head!!!

Think Blaydes has nightmares about Magumbo heeming him in his sleep?

THESE MUZZIES ARE GETTING BTFO JOE

t. literally doesnt understand humidity

>3rd best strike absorption rate
does that mean this nigga gets pieced up every fight?

Shamil's jabs look absolutely hilarious in the back room, bet the house on Blaydes

schaub is already pissing me off. someone should mail him a bomb

bruh, it's hook or die, blood for the blood god

Smells like sweaty arabs and goats in here

has the potential to be worse than wmma

>women unaccompaned by men
>women fighting half naked
>men fighting half naked
>walkout music

allah will humble these kuffars. put the house on dustin

It's mathematically impossible for Blaydes to lose here

My boy Poirier leapfrogged Sperguson and is shitting on Khabib

give me your kik, faggot ill prove it
suck my dick. muslims won all the prelims and put a WHITE man to sleep

Blaydes will be the easiest money I ever make

Yes
Until the CTE gets to you

I never understood why the ufc keeps bringing that up

maybe it's a cte countdown

You should stop posting the same thing in every thread

T.chechen

Let's got Blaydesbros
First Shamil
Then the second rematch with Ngannou
LET'S GO

UFC really billing this as the biggest fight ever?

You're a kike, both are leagues more noble than your rodent like race. You shouldn't even be posting here, jews are the absolute worst fighters and worst athletes in the world. There has never been a great jewish athlete jewish men are weak and cowardly.

You can get a knock on your door for saying something like that.

1/10 card so far

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>Picking all chalk
I've seen it too many times, shit always fails. Works for 2 leg, maybe 3 leg parlays at most.

friendly reminder jesus christ is a holy man to the muslims which is why even under sharia law you can be a christian. You just have to pay a christian tax lol.

R4 TKO for Whittaker

Nattty God will slap skinny clown Adesanya

IT SMELLS HERE

HEEM MY PICKS

>UFC 243 will break all live gate records

Why are they lying about this

guarantee first round KO

everyone knows they cant make round 2 so they go all out in round 1

All those muslims were white ya dirty sandcoon
Kek

I mean that's not unusual

Makes sense since this is when it starts getting good

Why doesn't Eddie just do his own podcasts and get rid of that other faggot

Who is goofing the picks? Post them plz

ugly. would be cute if she was black

Bobby’s gonna absolutely shit on (((Israel)))
streamable.com/ycna7

Your dead kike on a stick won’t save you wh*Tes

Agreed. Was so hyped, too.

Because it's the same venue that broke the previous record.

Re-rematch dumfk

thoughts?

i know that you inbred, but in this sites terms, muslims will never be """"WHITE""

so when is the actual khabib dustin fight?

Is there a more reddit fight in history than Reddit Robert vs Reddit Israel

and they can get 2kg's of rdx and hmtd going boom in theirs

mudslimes BTFO

Based as af

there is literally no point to watching anything but the main event. May as well watch some local amateur fight

Khabib is white. Ethnic arabs are shit athletes and shit fighters. Kill yourself mudslime rat before we airstrike your family

Oh god they brought Holly Holm back from the grave

why can you crosslink Yea Forums on my 4channel

hmm

youtu.be/kzOkza_u3Z8

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Ha. Get fucked oil monkey. Allah sucks goat cock.

It's 100% true retard

Chechen was extremely passive.
Did something harram happened to him?

Shame on all of you, who didn't believe in Carlos

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BOBBY BASED

They are holding it in a 50,000-60,000 seat stadium so it should. MSG only holds like 20,000 people

And yet we still own all your money and control your media. Stay mad, goy. Thanks for the hot tub.

unironically: Does anybody like Schaub?

fuck /pol/

Erdogan is a pussy and you're a turkroach.

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could the saudis not afford air conditioning?

go back

>Omg guys the weather is so hot right now!!!!
>Look it up
>Standard weather for where I live

Florida is hell bros.

Chile, new thread, please, I beg of you

easy, Cenk

Learn the difference between religion and race
Do you faggots have schools in those isis training camps?

I dont mind /pol/, but they are clearly clueless when it comes to mma

I imagine Schaub likes Schaub quites a lot

Nice get.

>260lb
>fighting in 50 degree heat

Holy fuck

Good prelims mean a shitty maincard.

>Joe is still not over Ronda

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>Marvel™ Stadium

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what is he saying?

I used to pity him. Couldn't keep it up for long though, the guy's insufferable.

The man is a walking joke.

Truly the greatest comedian of all time.

Holy shit. You live in Canada. You’re the least respected here.

Hahaha they show the louvre instead of the arena because it’s a fucking tent

I was gonna do it aswell but it was too last minute, I passed on it because I didn't study the fighters and my bank didn't send me the code to my phone fast enough so my head told me to stop. You make any bets bossman?

They are clueless on everything, especially sports related. They are the losers who didnt play sports in high school. automatic betas.

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He was in love with Ronda.

god damn shamil is one ugly motherfucker

>Fight companion talking about Ronda and Cain.
Yeah fuck these boomers.

Literally a Russian video game villain

H E E M
>Heem
>Everyone
>Even
>Myself

It will pass the ronda/holm record. Already on track to do it.

"Heem stand for... Heem everyone, even myself..."

Eat shit. Eat it.

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My money is on the big terrorist

What’s the bets on blaydes shitting himself again? Especially in this heat

>Lezginka music
Based
Unfortunately hes fighting blaydes

let the bong make the thread

jesus this shamil guy looks fucking scary

>Betting on the fat one

WHERE DA PICKS AT

Where is the rest of the back of his head?

That’s nice. I’ll remember how little you respect me when I’m doing coke off an escort’s ass later tonight. Enjoy your frozen pizza.

that fucking headshape lmao

>that skull shape

BIG TITTY GO HOME GO HOME AND WORK ON YOUR AIR CONDITIONING

Erdoğan is a G*orgian who cares.
Blummf is a small hands cheeto and you’re a mutt

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>al laquinta co maineventing while holly holms is the 1st match
lol

Hey look, it's another Russian fighting at home in UAE according to stone retard Jon Anik

Not yet, thinking about making a play on Islam by Dec, Felder, and Poirier KO meme bet.

what match did he shit himself?

Everyone around the cage is gonna get specks of it all over them

Holy shit... they ALL look EXACTLY the same.
I go over to /pol/ though, and I played a lot of sports when I was younger and into high school.
Btfo of my arm pitching then stopped with organized sports desu.

if blyades loses he is truly a bum can

Who cares 99% of the picks are fukt

that neathernal fucking skull. a true cave man... what the fuck bros

Nice lezginka music

MORTAL KOMBAT !
Based, heem him for Jesus.

what the fuck is wrong with the back of that guys skull

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Who else boys Blaydes

based song

zoomers absolutely seething

Can't land a punch to the back of the head if there's nothing there

by the elder gods

>streamable.com/ycna7
What is the context

seems like he's missign half of his brain

if he lifts the guy up, probs

>test yo might

Nobody uses the back of the brain anyway. He evolved beyond it.

based mortal kombat boomer

SUCK MY PENIS

based walkout by blayeds

not mine brother

he is 100% black

This

>making cazzie picks and getting them heemed by the first fight

imagine a Turk roach having the gumption to call anyone a mutt..

Your entire people are a fucking mongrel breed of Arabs, whites, asians... Literally anybody who came over and raped you.

>bros
no one fucking likes you faggot

>based Chigger

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NEW THREAD WHEN

the fact that you replied like that, yikes.

thanks friend, be home for the card next time.

salam alaikum ali, its been a while.. hows paris?

>a small hands cheeto

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>mfw I'm googling Curtis Blaydes shits himself
The absolute state of my life

This heat is going to heem the heavyweights

Chile's working on it, please understand!

Make a thread.

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Blaydes was always my lowkey boy

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He was on twitch and a heemster got him to say it a few times

imagine betting on the ruskie lel

With all that oil money you'd think they would

WE NEED A NEW THREAD

wtf where is the new thread you Aussi faggot?

not a lot of meat on this bone, hope it finishes strong

is this the rusky that fought derrick lewis?

let mexican guy make the thread

blaydes has bigger tits than my sister

I make over 100k a year and just ordered Pizza Hut. Jokes on you, buddeh.

Suck my dick

I'm making the thread guys hold on

Wow some dumbfuck just made a really shit thread

No. Rolling a thread to the end filters phone niggers and redditors

post pics

>all these muzzies came out to see one of their own get blacked
Tonight every muzzie is a cuck

nah bruv that was some tall plodding blonde guy

Present it

I'll join in too

Anything for an Aussie Chad

How many more cave dwellers is the UFC going to take from Dagestan? Why not any other caucasians?

BIG TITTY GO HOME LEARN HOW TO WRESTLE

...

...

y nuevo, and new

Do it boss, I believe in you

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post pics of her to prove

this is why you get paid 20/20 blaydes

I know who volkov is I meant the card in new york

This is the thread

Too late burger

>he has to pay for pussy
>thinks hes above anyone

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christ

based eddie

Why did you link the spammer's thread? Whats wrong with you?

yikes

i'd rather not desu

Most left from second row is russian tv celeb and married 10/10 another russian celeb gril

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There’s a difference between selective breeding to increase wyw*men rape rate, and disgusting low-t n*rthern europeans intermixing with subhuman natives. My advice to you is to lift weights, hit the shower and get a clue cuck

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whos the rapper next to dana lul

goddard saves the abdurakimov

shamil already given up lol

Heat got him,also with the pace hes fighting.

>a literal who grinding on a literal who

Its MMA alright, dont know why i even checked

I thought it was a joke
How is the arena not air conditioned? It's a closed arena
They can certainly afford it

What is a Turk doing with a Jacob Reese-Mogg image?
Does Turkey follow UK politics?

FUUUUUCK