/cfb/ - low effort thread Edition

What happened the Cincy player

>NIU @ Utah is on at 11 am
>a Utah home game at 11 am
>tfw I work overnight and I have to work tonight
Why God do you forsake me like this?

If anyone has the ESPN+ app, southern vs Memphis is an oddly entertaining game. Memepiss is choking pretty bad vs an FCS team.

Because they memed Clemson that one time in the past decade

I still don't get it. How did FSU not hydrate and condition correctly for the heat and humidity for a game in their home?

ha ha

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Anyone got the seizure?

>fell on the ground and started convulsing

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seizure sounds like

F

Convulsion, most likely permanent brain damage forever for the rest of his life.

Non contact?

Don't know

None whatsoever. He literally just fell over and started seizing in front of the Ohio State receiver.

>west virginia

>ballcontrolchigan

That’s one way to stop offensive momentum

Gif or webm?????????

WTF Happened to the player in the Cincy v Ohio State game?

>Syracuse

too bad it wasn't Justin Fields

I'm watching on TV nigga

He was certainly having a seizure. Guy was shaking like Michael J Fox.

someone post a .webm of it I wasn't watching the game

looks like he had a seizure, he fell to the ground and started kicking his legs, bad job by the OSU QB by not capitalizing on the blown coverage.

he just found out about the Raiders releasing AB and convulsed right on the field

Seizure

>history of seizures
>plays football

Am i the only one who knew Maryland was gonna beat Syracuse??? It was so obvious.

Justin Fields is average at best

they didn't replay it on tv

>Syracuse

It was shown on the replay of dobbins run.
Thank fuck he’s sitting up and responsive.

>go eat
>syracuse getting btfo
>ohio state hasn't scored again
wew

This

you have a history of sucking cocks and you still are a faggot

Non contact, safety, went to fend off block didnt take hit and just fell over and started looking like he was dog paddling

The dude started convulsing while standing up without even being touched. Clearly a seizure. It was extremely scary-looking. He was waving his arms around and fell backwards

you mad dawg

Same guy had a seizure during the National Championship a couple years ago

That makes no sense

GOD DAMN IT ARMY! STOP FUCKING PITCHING IT

For everyone wondering about the Cincy player
twitter.com/locktreee/status/1170380204872585216?s=19

Obvious because Syracuse is overrated and MD hasn't faced a real D that can beat the option and stop the run

I bet you feel silly right now

>Gears!

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Just because he was inaccurate doesn't mean Jalen Hurts was having a seizure you shouldn't joke like that.

WOOOOOO GO BUCKEYES WOOOOO *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* WOOOOOO

I didn't know favelas had internet service

“Big” ““10”” “““football”””

ohio state scores

fuck that looks scary as shit

OSU 14 looked freaked out by it

it couldn't have been someone from tOSU, they only fake their like threatening medical problems

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why are my Mountaineers so bad Yea Forums?

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least he already wearing a mouth guard

what else besides this, history and how to lose weight you don't know?

AAAAAAAAAA
RRRRRRRRRRR
MMMMMMMMM
YYYYYYYYYYY

dana didn't recruit and ran off before it became an issue

>memepiss
>Giving up 2 (two) touchdowns to AN FCS TEAM

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Cringe

It was a designed run to that side for a big gain. Props to the Ohio State lead blocker for recognizing there was something seriously wrong and not laying him out

K.J. Hill's wondering what the fuck's going on

even the ohio state guy looked freaked out

to pop the New York ratings.

SHOOK

What the fuck are you trying to say? Did the zika virus damage your already tiny brain?

well, this game wont help with recruiting

Webm of seizing?

Didn't know you didn't know much about biology and reading, glad I know now. By any means I think you don't know how to have sex either.

Hope he'll be okay.

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Hehehe

Texas Tech has returned

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>animated Jesus comedy
bros....

See

>west by God virginia in charge of tackling

Boy could play for OU

kekked'd

>sensible_chuckle.gif

>Yea Forums is actually watching Ohio St destroy Cincinnati when there's other really entertaining games on
Just because the guy had a seizure, for what other purpose are you guys watching it?

>Mishitgan
>Worst Virginia
>Chimpcinnati
>Syrapoos
awful noon lineup

>ranked b1g team struggling with a g5 team at home

Imagine my shock

Is it time for the NCAA to step in and adress the Michigan issue?

another three and out

I'm an Ohio State fan and gotta watch my boys

I live in Ohio

it's the only game with semi-relevant teams (3rd tier, if I may) on

can't cheer for maryland after they killed a kid so I'm not watching that

might go watch kennesaw win

We're watching army Michigan

I've got a bet on OSU

Had a college friend who experienced these kinds of episodes, sometimes while we were out in public, and downright hated the attention and concern, the people asking if he needed to go to the hospital when all he wanted to do was stumble away and take some meds. I can't imagine what it'd be like to have this happen on national television

It's what they do, user. How many pass attempts so far? I saw one.

Condolences

such as?

I wanted to see if cinci could pull off the upset

Michishit copypasta when?

could Georgia State beat Michigan?

ohio state has more autist fans per capita than any other football program. only natural they are more visible here

Yikes

>Trying to legally stream Army-Michigan
>Fox Sports app isn't streaming it
Are they trying to encourage us to pirate their games?

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>getting sacked after having 10 seconds in the pocket
lmao fields

youtu.be/xZDTFSYHbP8

740

>trying to legally stream games
Don't do that.

Are you perhaps forgetting Alabama?

Can you even return if you were never there before?

>admitting this publicly
Have you no shame?

F

Southern U vs Memphis is 14-17 in the second quarter.
NIU vs Utah is early but it looks like it will be much closer than it is on paper

>illegally stream a game you can watch >for free

UAB were supposed to be bad

wrecked

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>I'm actually gay
I guess you do you bud. I don't know why you would admit that on Yea Forums of all places though.

I saw a Michigan fan yesterday and l just lost it. Fucking smug prick. I was eating an outside lunch at this nice little restaurant. and he was sitting eating some fucking salad. Salad. Typical fucking Michigan fan. He was there with his stupid Michigan fan wife who of course was eating a fucking salad too.
Jesus Christ I hate Michigan fans so much.
I could tell he thought he was part of the best fans in football. He didn't say anything. but the way that stupid prick was chewing. Jesus Christ. He had a fucking Michigan t-shirt on. I bet you he bought it at the school store like a fucking schmuck. He and the fucking stupid cashier probably had this big self-satisfactory exchange. "I'd like to buy this best t-shirt in football with the best money in football please". I couldn't fucking believe this asshole. He just kept going at this fucking salad like he's king of the world.
I just tried to ignore that attention seeking asshat but he just kept at it. Every time I looked away he'd conveniently grab for his water or some fucking passive aggressive bullshit so that it would draw my eyes to him. LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME BEST FAN IN FOOTBALL RIGHT HERE. Jesus.
You should have seen his wife. What a bitch. The waitress came by to ask them how their food was and she relayed how fucking satisfied she was in the most smug way possible. This fucking fake-politeness Michigan fans put on is ridiculous
Next thing I know that guy pulls out his phone and starts texting. Are you fucking shitting me? I bet he just had to text his stupid friend all about how his fucking salad was almost as good as being in football heaven
I couldn't fucking take it. l told that fucking idiot what a smug fucking retard he was. He was like 'dude what are you talking about' like he didn't fucking know what a prick he was. l fucking tackled him right there
Staff called the cops on me as if l did anything wrong. They are actually going to fucking put me on trial for assault. Fucking Michigan fans

based

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Retard

Irocially that was true before the program was dropped. But turns out they needed to die a year to being good

*blows out your shit team

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>Utah are playing already

What was it 10am local kickoff?

Yeah, just one that I've seen.

11 am :(
I work overnight so this fucking sucks for me even though I'm rooting for niu

>throw it once
>draw 2x holds
high iq football tbqhwy

This doesn't absolve you of losing to fucking Wyoming

Cuse can't stop shit

you should buy a digital antenna you zoomer

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nah they were good but this was supposed to be the drop off year since it's the first year after they lose all the transfers you're allowed to get as a resurrected programme and they kinda stunk last week

11:00

I'm not paying either way
I'm just on my phone because I'm traveling to another game

They win games via possession and a great defense.

>be army
>run smashmouth football
fucking chads

Where exactly is the state of "Ball"?

Happened to a coworker of mine 15 years ago. She fell out of her cubicle and started convulsing in front of everyone. Bitch was easily 250lbs+ and I hated her guts.
>"Please die, please die.."
It was her first seizure and unfortunately she made a full recovery. Fuck you Debbie.

Did you know that one movie star guy that's in movies and stuff is also a Texas fan????????

also THE Ohio State IS BACK

Ohio

Larry Scott out here asking for his teams to get upset

something something cincy something something blowing out ohio state

>michishit

Embarrassing

>mishitgan

harbaugh out

all of these games are now blowouts except Army Michigan because Michigan

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dead Cincinnati QB now

go pokes shit-zou

BASED ARMY

still lost to wyoming

BASED CHADS OF WEST POINT

>on pace to score more than last week
We're about to have a college football dynasty

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Hehe

just you wait
indiana will win this time
this is the year
i am assured of this

>this announcer doesnt know the bush push

Come on dude

where is that motherfucker who was shocked and appalled that I said harbaugh doesn't have the juice to ever win a natty? show yourself coward

he dabs at 4 seconds

Syracuse was the most overrated team this year not saying you guys aren’t better though

another dead bearcat

that filename

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You guys remember that time where they ranked Syracuse just so it looks like Clemson plays someone?

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triple option is truly the pleb filter of cfb

Oh look the bandwagon has arrived. Which exit on the beltway are you?

>that terrorist among the soldiers

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>don't put this game in a bad place
>is down 21-0

>The Shoe is literally killing Cincy players
OHIO IS OURS NEVER CHALLENGE US AGAIN

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>utah

>dat muslim cadet

I saw that too, lol

>Michigan

LMAO

GIVE ARMY YOUR ENERGY

LETS FUCKING GO HUSKIES. SUCK MY PUSSY MORMONS!!!

ON BRAVE OLD ARMY TEAM
ON TO THE FRA-A-A-AY
FIGHT ON TO VICTORY
FOR THAT'S THE FEARLESS ARMY WAY-HEY!

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I'm a UMD alma mater faggot

>that fuck up

I am 29 and Michigan has now been shit for longer than they haven't in my life.

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who /army/ here?

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Wearing a fucking turban

>NJ trash detected
No one in the DMV talks about which exit they are.

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Quads of religion of peace

Me a few years ago before I got kicked out

>Michigan is on Fox
Well that's why. Meyer is so powerful his mere viewership and presence at this game is causing Michigan to fall apart.

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I’m an alumni

Of course you are

lol

>4th down efficiency 4-5
wewlads the balls on these guys

Army are fucking chads

When you notice the score and the clock. As a coach can you really do any more though? Punt is probably safest play you can pick here.

>espn has all these syracuse clemson highlights that are pointless now after being btfo

lmaoooooooooooo

>tfw went to michigan
>tfw probably going to join the army soon
don't know how to feel

>I’m an alumni
Clearly

>Michigan Center just falls down

I have a web m of the seizure from a close angle, but I am not going to post it.

>JESUS THIS IS SUCH SLOPPY PLAY

I love triple option. If you think its boring go watch some gigga niggas collide in the No Fun League

army air corps, but I like the cut of your Jib, lad

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When you are good at running the ball and you have 4th and 2, you go for it

>have first down
>lose first down trying to gain more yards
>get stopped on 3rd
>barely get it on 4th down from the 33

Michigan absolutely shook

>that army tackle

Holy Shit

>I'm literally gay and sucked more cocks than days I spent in school
Have fun with that I guess, user

Yep. Wish more teams had this philosophy.

> their gameday for next week is BTFO now

Michicant is being bullied

>barely get the 4th
they got like 3 yards on 4th and 1

>snapping on a clap

This seems like a really big advantage for the front 7

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So where does GameDay go now?

Florida-Kentucky?

Michigan doesn't support the Troops

Get off Yea Forums Jim

Here
Should see their 4th down conversion rates last season. Think they broke the record. Probably broke the record for minutes of possession too.

So I get he's an FCS qb and not exactly a pro, but why would you ever turn your back to a defender if you're scrambling with the ball?
That just sounds like a recipe for disaster.

does that last name on that hat say Buzzard, or Bizzaro???

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lmao fuck cincinnati. how hard is it to play football enough to not get blown the fuck out

Thats a Sikh and they're based you fucking inbred sisterfucking mongrel

>shituational football
Nice freudian slip

The 3 choices were

Syracuse/Clemson
Iowa/Iowa St
UF/UK

It will most certainly be Iowa state cause they never been there.

>michigan

>retards itt can't recognize essential /bro-tier/ sikhs

>*unexpectedly wins the Big XII in your path*
Sorry Longhorns and Sooners brehs

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That's a Sikh, dumbass.

its a slaughter in the shoe

i just graduated from bama and i ship in 3 weeks mate cant wait

why does michigan have a jumping nigger as their symbol?

I hope Army ends Harbaugh's career this game

>42-13
Syracuse plz

>that duracell ad
Theyre finding more and more ways go slip ads in.

surprised he hasn't faked a heart attack to get out of that job too

Barring Stanford wins tonight, the only two ranked games are Stanford at Ucf and Iowa vs Iowa state

Pac 12 more like
>ASS 12
lmaoooo

West coast, more like
>Worst coast
Lmaooooooo

Utah Utes, more like
>Utah poop
lmaoooooooooo

>syracuse

Why not UCF/Stanford???

NOT SO FAST

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>tfw an alabama graduate addresses you

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Yeah the Muslims wouldn't wear different shit when I was there

>this michigan/army game
Washington State would bootyblast both of these shit teams.

AFN is usually pretty quick to fuck up the broadcast. Glad they let the small ones slip in.

Patterson is such a bum.

you have to go back

epic

No idea. Just heard that on a sports show earlier this week.

dear god Michigan are terrible

Patterson absolutely has no idea what he's doing when facing zone coverage. Just run the ball, take advantage of your size, Patterson is fatally flawed.

>42-39
>0-4 against urban
>2 victories against tOSU since Bush was president
you can shut up now

>gameday for a 13-10 iowa rivalry game
please

>He hasn't already been cheering for the Military Academies

Falcons, Black Knights and Midshipmen are usually great teams, hell, The Citadel even has a pretty decent team now.

[spoiler]That 2017 Army/Navy game was fucking 10/10.[/spoiler]

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Go watch cricket fags

wow that refball

Michigan completely shook

Kek

>that army sack
LMAO

Maybe Army is bretty gud?

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Army won 11 straight games last year...

Is Michigan elite?

Shoulda bumped them higher in the confidence

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>279 passing yards
>2 td's
vs. Texas A&M
screncap this

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Where

>wanted to watch Maryland (family from them, great grandpappy played there).
>see there are murdering #21 Syracuse.
odds Maryland gets ranked?

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it's at stanford and literally nobody goes to games there this early in the season

true, but it's more that Michigan is that bad

can we get a webm of what happened

In 2004

THERE CAN BE ONLY NONE

>[spoiler]That 2017 Army/Navy game was fucking 10/10.[/spoiler]
Wasn't that Uncle Verne's last game, as well? Straight kino

D holding call on Army

>college pickers

name the new dance

the fans are booing Michigan

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glad the OSU player didn't blast him like most players would
must've been pretty shocked though

Students aren’t in school

same. I gave the ranking too much credit

gameday wants to visit any stadium they haven't. how many chances do you think they'll have to visit Iowa St or Syracuse? They have done visited UK.

step aside, i've got this

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What show?

I could see them having ucf fatigue and they went there last year

>changed my mind last minute to syracuse
fuck
>but had it as a 1 pointer
woo

NAVY CAN SUCK THAT BLACK AND GOLD DICK

ON BRAVE OLD ARMY TEAM

lol no

see

It's in Orlando

Did the Syracuse coach forget he had 2 TD's left?

kek.

Ball needs to be catchable

Based Mexican manlet eating 5 burgers while virgin Trevor can only eat 1

The Cincy Shake

The Big Slime

the absolute state of

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>marching orders for all of ESECPN’s commentators are to inundate you with *muh Texas A&M has tall corners*
Them cheeks going to get clapped tonight Faggies

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THIS MAN'S CAREER ENDS TODAY
TURN IT ON FUCKERS

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>killed a kid.
need a quick rundown.

It’s at ucf

When the skyline chili hits

See

the carpe diem (seize the day)

The Bearcat Shuffle
Mental Floss
Seize the Day
J.K. Dabbins
Ohio Earthquake

>michiganbros....

haha yeah I was just testing you guys and totally didn't just assume it was at stanford because google displayed it as UCF vs Stanford

Do you wear your favorite socks when you watch college football, user?

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FIRST TO FIGHT
FOR THE RIGHT
AND TO BUILD THE NATION'S MIGHT!

AND THE ARMY GOES ROLLING ALONG!

KSR

>filename

My sides just scored on Michishit

I don't wear socks unless I have shoes on

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The Bearcat Boogaloo

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Syracuse?

>wearing socks without having shoes on.
maximum uncozy.

>13-42
goddamn is Syracuse shit or Maryland good?

Lmfao

Gotta run out and grab something to eat. Debating between KFC or Long John Silvers

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>legs stretched out straight and together

Autism

not always

Syracuse is shit
They were ranked because they had a meme season last season, now they're back to regular form

>J.K. Dabbins

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are u gettin nervous there m8

>michigan is a top ten team.
did anyone actually believe this?

KFC. Get the nashville hot

Michigan fan here. Michigan is utter trash. Even getting that free touchdown refballed away, the team has failed almost across the board in every possible way today.

Cheez-it bowl with Cal and combined 13 turnovers incoming?

Maryland are going be ranked ~18th next week

calling it now

Harbaugh will be head coach of USC at the end of the year

McDonalds you dingus
Large quarter pounder meal and a 6 pc nug with hot mustard

KFC.

LJS tomorrow pre NFL AYCE bro

>Long John Silvers
Get the fried batter cracklins!

>warm feet aren't cozy
Yikes

Manspreading is a microagression. Check your privilege, cis white male.

>lifelong ohioan
>lifelong tOSU fan
>tOSU alum
>tfw the only thing getting me through this game is being able to flip over to the Michishit game to see them losing to fucking Army
>just know they'll lose to some inferior team at some point this year just like last year

When did it come to this

I have a confession /cfb/

I changed the channel right before the michigan punt fumble of 2015

Luckily this is anonymous so nobody will ever know

When you were born

Glorious

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The TD fumble was a bad call, but worse that there isn't a procedure for them to not blow the whistle until the theoretical return is over.

Why would you want Michigan to lose before we we have a chance to crush them later in the season? You should want them undefeated so they are ranked as high as possible so when we beat them it looks as good as possible for us.

Rich Rodriguez. I've been a Michicant fan since 1995 and that was the end of them. Also going for Hoke over Les Miles broke my heart. Is it even fun beating us anymore? I've turned the Michigan/tOSU game off at half for the last 17 years it feels like.

But you will forever know and that is he worst shame of all.

checked and will remember this, if they're ranked exactly 18th that'd be nuts

That was four years ago? Fuck me

Army is a top 15 team they just happen to be not ranked right now

>Cheez-it bowl with Cal and combined 13 turnovers incoming?
sounds kino

But I like watching scUM cry user

>tfw some scrubs beat some other scrubs so you get a free ranked win
lmao please this

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>Rutgers down 20 at half after winning last week
Rutgersbros..........
We got too cocky........................

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>being this much of a cuck

don't we all

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Hey thats my OC
Have some more

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Here's another mind-bender for you.

Sad Urban Meyer with Papa John's?

Six years ago.

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So do I, but sometimes we need to look past our personal desires for the good of the whole.

Based

Been happening since I've been watching

I remember TPeezy getting dabbed on by Purdue

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>Denard Robinson was 8 years ago
Oof..

zoomers spotted

yeah, im thinking we are back after a fluke loss I expect 10 wins

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user, it was just to get both legs and both monitors in the shot.

Also my a/c is making my apartment 10/10 comfy

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I think I already saved all of it like 2 years ago

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It will always be fun to watch OSU beat Michigan but the last good game was in like 2013

>Go watch cricket
I know there a lot of edgy stuff on Yea Forums but this is taking it too far

AHAHHAAHHAAHHAA IMAGINE BEING A MICHIGAN FAN OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>Army is a top 15 team
I'd say top 10.

I knew West by God Virginia was going to be bad this year but I hate getting embarrassed on TV

fuck this game

Should I get chick fil a or Huey Magoo's?

Show us your poop sock

Have sex.

Supposedly they've been told to not blow it and allow for review in questionable situations, but these refs seem to enjoy feeling important.

Could be worse, there was that time the detoilet lions got penalized a free touchdown because the refs didnt blow the whistle when the player was obviously down. Of course it's the lions, so the refs probably have bets to see what interesting ways they can fuck over that shambling disaster of a team.

Maybe if they were in the big 10

CFA, fuck the gays

God's own fast food

Dialate

>active shooter pants

I meant across the CFL

tfw no turnover pencil

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>Mizzou fans jumping for joy while whomping a garbage Big 12 team
>SCAR players chimping after scoring against a fucking FCS team
The absolute STATE of the SEC East.

Can we just put Georgia in the West and burn the rest to the ground?

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>justin fields looks elite
it's not fair anti-tOSU bros...

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You want to see my butt, user? I don't know what a poop sock is
I'm too lazy. I also don't own a gun
Cope harder faggot.

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You already tried your natty win total from 150 years ago so nothing more to prove.

Checked.

ncaa letting that fag transfer and start immediately is such a fucking joke

>wvu
I expected this, but it still hurts
hopefully we'll be back next year

Cope

transfers now boil down to how much your new school is willing to spend on lawyers

It's a furry, kill it with fire!

This. All the PSU fans are freaking out about MD when this just means one more ranked opponent. Reminder that both PSU and MD got record scores last week and both have loads of talent. They will be fine. Michigan on the other hand...

>Rodgers getting cucked out of the state farm commercials

wew

Mizzou is winning the SEC east

Pretty self explanatory. It’s the sock you poop in when you’re too lazy to get out of bed and go to the bathroom.

>"w-why can't WE attract a half-decent QB?"

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But it's a studio. Its literally like 10 steps to the toilet.

Comfy and pants is simply not possible.

You should buy one and put it in your mouth

>Mizzou will be the king of shit mountain
Good job, I guess.

I don't think anyone is winning the SEC east this year, it should just be a vacant title

Mutt QBs are the future w*iteboi

can't wait until that faggot that retires or the burrs get a competent qb
I honestly bet Tannehill would be better than le titty noodle arm

Any replay websites?
Kansas vs CCU kickoff is at 2:00am and I have to wake up at 6:00 for work.

>But it's a studio

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The blocker's clearly fucking confused, you look at him and it's like he forgot he was playing football for a second, hes even still staring at the guy as he heads downfield.
I mean really, can you imagine getting ready to block a guy and instead of sticking his arms out he just squats down and starts doing some rain dance for retarded people

Kennesaw State@Kent StateFCS over FBS upset warning

Why would a Saudi Arabian care for such things?

is it an upset when kennesaw should have been favourites?

Can we get some pics/clips of the most retarded turnover scoring props?

Worst I saw last week was a fucking bathrobe, but the FSU backpack was by farthe most pathetic.

Why do I need anything else?
But they're really comfy pants user. Are you saying you want me to strip?

who cares

they are in cincinnati, the favelas in here are better cities than cincinnati

It depends. Post the back of your hand so we can be sure you're an American on base or consulting.

He uses a proxy.
>mfw been in Yea Forums long enough to know which posters are proxyfags

>Kent State
>FBS
only because of a technicality.

>student athlete
>ayo im outta dis skool nigga if yall don start me
>NCAA allows it because he goes to anOsu
auto transfers should only happen w/ grad transfers, because at least they have to pretend to play skool for however many years instead of just treating it like free agency

I knew we were going to be bad, but watching it is different

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>implying socks are cozy.
>implying having a blanket on your feet is not more cozy.

Why do shitty FBS teams continue to schedule top-tier FCS programs?

It was RUTGER'S YEARS la

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Is this real life?

true, but some players don't think about it and just barrel anyone they can when they block. glad he didn't do that
wouldn't be opposed tbdesu
it's halftime I need some fap material

But I'm a boy. That's gay, user

It's now illegal to block if the person isn't looking directly at you

>be Michigan fan
>be assblasted

>can't make contact if they're not looking at you
what the kek
just close your eyes for infinite free penalties

>cuse

why don't defenders just run backwards into offensive linemen to constantly get block-in-the-back penalties?

I lived in Lawrence for years. of course I root for my alma mater.

>Michigan

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>michishit

high iq football

>3 and Out

Why the fuck is Patterson still in? I thought Michigan was using two qbs?

The OSU vs Michigan game should not be allowed on tv because watching live rapes is not good for children

>Shea Trasherson

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Locksley is a freaking God, Go TERPS

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Gettin' paid? Are you in the oil industry?

It is 2:00 PM EST on September 7th 2019 and Michigan under Coach Jim Harbaugh has still never beaten anOSU

u p s e t a l e r t

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>tater tot martell and joe burrow do the same thing
you didn't have a point anyway

Pac 12 more like
>ASS 12
lmaoooo

West coast, more like
>Worst coast
Lmaooooooo

Utah Utes, more like
>Utah poop
lmaoooooooooo

Muh most impressive human bean.. Jesus Christ

>commercial shows woman doctor
>doctor dramatization disclaimer
wtf sexist much?

Shea Patterson could have stayed at Ole Piss through the sanctions and put up videogame numbers under Matt Luke, but he chose to go to Michigan instead.

>>>>Lawrence of Arabia

Yeah ok bro

mfw mishitgan

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based Army

BRUH LOOK AT THIS DOOD

the troop propaganda stands out more for how lazy it is than anything else

>army throws a dragon
How can Michigan let that happen?

oh no no no

>flip between games
>maryland-cuse on espn
>49-20 terps

Is Syracuse seriously overrated, is Maryland actually good, or is this some combination of the two?

WHAT PART OF WEST POINT ARE YOU LADS FROM

Is Maryland based or cringe?

ARMY INSIDE THE 10 ARMY INSIDE THE 10

Imagine losing to the fucking US Army LMAO
www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/West-Point-New-York-Major-Car-Crash-Orange-County-Emergency-510906491.html

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howmanydayssincemichiganhasbeatenohiostate.com/

Israel

>implying the refs won't gift the second half to michigan and they will beat army by a touchdown
just get ready for the insufferable UM fans

Maryland has a legit good qb whilst Syracuse lost their good qb from last year

so bit of underrated bit of overrated

>Mishitgan getting run over by a bunch of army grunts

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Army didnt throw a pass in the first half. Michishit has decided to just stack the box and then get shredded on the occasional pass

Has Michigan just given up? Defense looks like they just don't give a fuck

Its like watching two retards going at each other, it won't amount to anything as the season rolls along.

You have to be good to get upset. Why they are ranked so highly every year I will never know why.

Also Israel, specifically Tel Aviv

MOMEEEEEEEEE

>Moved Army upset 1 confidence to Michigan win 7 confidence this morning

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GO ARMY

Who is this semen demon

Friendly reminder

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Army's fullback is a beast.

She's like 19 you autist, also is it me or is she part black?

sauce senor

Michigan isn't even that good. Not surprised. Shea Patterson is a shitty version of Johnny Manziel.

Israel, just outside the Golan Heights

desu I picked michigan to win but I wouldn't mind taking the L for my pick em

her disgusting tats say she's part nig

Johnny Manziel was a shitty version of Johnny Manziel

Maryland actually has talent, look at their recruiting rankings over recent years

Syracuse was overrated to make Clemson look good

Lurk more faget

I find it kinda strange how Kennesaw has become a meme on this general. I grew up about 20 mins from K State, and a few of my high school friends actually played on their first football team. K State was always an extremely local thing to me. Then a few years ago I start coming on /cfb/ and seeing K State being memed was pretty surreal.

ESPN is frantically writing Army fluff pieces right now so they can try to claim Michigan lost to an actual good team instead of another cupcake so Michigan's rankings won't fall as much after they got exposed

Both. They switched to a meme offense and are hyped because >muh Nick Saban OC. Theyre good but they haven't played a team with a D worth shit that can stop the option (AKA most of the B1G). MD always comes out hot and hyped and hits a wall mid season, but not before their yearly meme win.

Hi guys

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>Experts were picking Michigan to exceed the 22 point spread

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>Rank 7
>Losing to Army at home
Jim won't survive the season.

Big Boobie Susie

Hey user enjoying your day?

Michigan isn't in the SEC

what up

Holding call against army incoming

Army has been sneaky good the last couple years. They're like 30-10 since the start of 2016 and last season they took Oklahoma to OT in Norman and dropped 70 on Houston in their bowl game.

Qb for Kent State throwing absolute dimes

nice view, hi!

You thought you escaped him

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Kek

Now we be a good time for a play action.. c'mon Army.

new thread

every single army player gets guaranteed money how can michigan compete with them in recruiting?

Get laid

But Army is a really good team. Their last bad loss was a season opener to a Daniel Jones led Duke

...

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post pic of howard's rock tiger user

500

Only issue is that to get in without a recruit appointment requires that you have a 30+ ACT, good grades, and leadership experience

Damn what kind of camera you using

Welp.. that didn't work so well.

You know what just send in the marines

>Army takes the lead but cant finish them off

'Nam baby

The play there was run it twice, dammit

Probably because literally everyone watching this game saw it coming

>Marines
Navy sucks

Oh shit!

The pass only works with deep space for army

Thats what they do in Iraq

Another classic Michigan gets gifted a drive with pass interference calls and still can't score game

Tyler Johnston III is absolutely raping Akron right now, holy shit.

Maryland doing everything they can to blow this

Up by 29 still not a chance these announcers are fucking idiots for thinking they could come back too

go cocks

blew him the fuck up, what a terrible 4th down call
Michigan's OC should be fired after this game.

They invented a time machine?

>3rd or 4th down and short?
>just run it up the middle lel

>be me
>USMC
> the Ohio State fan
> drunk
Trash ass army can't put an easy ass game away

He had a lot of awareness to not blow the guy up.