OFFICIAL ENGLAND v BULGARIA MATCH THREAD 2

it's his nigerian DNA

>video games featuring the likenesses of prominent actors

Not liking this new meme

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cringe m8

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Sorry dont have any of /our Bronze/

they're playing kosovo in southampton next week

> and considers himself English
I consider myself Sioux, wear a headdress too. Doesn't fucking make me so.

What we getting from the deliveroo app™ lads?

>nobody even posting halftime slags any more
literally no point even coming to Yea Forums

yeah
they won't do though cos wembley cost the fa so much money

They do sometimes, and it's always better than nuWembley

КAM OH БУЛГAPИJA CКOP CAM ГOЛЗ

Have an Engen instead

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>paco the tiger

fuck off roy keane
what an absolute bellend he is
i'd fucking lay him out cold if he ever stepped to me

kek

>THEY came, they saw, they conquered. But while the Romans, Vikings and Normans ruled Britain for many years, none left their genetic calling cards behind in the DNA of today’s mainland Caucasian population. That’s the message from the most comprehensive analysis yet of the genetic make-up of the white British population.
>newscientist.com/article/mg22530134-300-ancient-invaders-transformed-britain-but-not-its-dna/

There was quite a big story from a few years ago that some scientists or historians or whatever had found that total immigration into Britain from the Norman invasion up until about 1900 was about what our net immigration is for about one year in modern Britain (200,000-300,000). I'll try to find the story but I haven't had much luck yet.

got a pizza in the oven lads, hehe

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We've started to on occasion. Nice for The FA to finally realise that there's an England outside of the capital and most English support comes from there.

think my cousin might be gay

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Sure you would 10 men, sure you would.

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Trashford off, Sancho on

Hendo off, Maddison on

>Kane
>Apps: 40
>Goals: 23
>Goal Per Game Ratio: 0.575
>HARRY MONG HE'S SHIT HE ONLY SCORES PENALTIES WHO CARES LOL

>Sterling
>Apps: 52
>Goals: 8
>Goals Per Game: 0.152
>MAGISTERIAL MAESTRO DOES IT AGAIN

Is he fit

so glad we carried this mong debate over to the new thread

Show respect for our prudish Asian community that contribute to these threads now.
No booze.
No semi-nude ladies.

>total immigration into Britain from the Norman invasion up until about 1900 was about what our net immigration is for about one year in modern Britain
Well no shit, they didn't have planes back then, only catapults.

M8, is this a history forum? Fuck outta here

is kane past his prime?

Do you speak their language and live there? Didn't fuckin think so.

>new meme
GTA San Andreas had the NWA in it for fuck's sake

>>HARRY MONG HE'S SHIT HE ONLY SCORES PENALTIES WHO CARES LOL
literally true though

>No slag posting
Atleast post football slags for crying out loud

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>they didn't have planes back then
Good goy. Believe that meme.

Anybody wanna come over after the match and play some Crossbows and Catapults?

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*filters every germanic tribe i can think of*

we will
own goals, that is

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if you've got brown eyes then you're not english
simple as really

What part of "Scots, Welsh, Irish" did you confuse with "Romans, Vikings and Normans", you utter fucking gimp?

What part of INTERNAL MIGRATION did you confuse with EXTERNAL IMMIGRATION, you uneducated child?

my HT queen

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what are you having for your tea lads?

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the state of 2019 sportball

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Damn bros. I don't get how my sister got blue eyes and blonde hair. It's not fucking fair.

Yes they should play all friendly games at stadiums are the country. Places like the Northeast, South west, East Anglia. Places that never get the chance to watch the national team

For me, it's Pickford

twitter.com/_GeorgeRFC/status/1137751532517101571

in other news, we got steve smith out and he didn't get a century

I read inward migration, lel.

Thank fuck for that. This series has basically been England versus Smith

my half sister has brown eyes but her children are blonde and blue eyed

is that some kind of cornish pasty

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+Mount for Barklel

Yes.
How.

Sterling isn't English no matter how much you scream it. English is an ethnic identity which he is not part of. He can be British, that makes more sense.

Based.

Take me back

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What’s wrong with Harry Rednap’s face?

rice OUT

peng ting called maddison IN

just a bog standard meat and potato pasty on a barm cake

he's an english national
he not english

Not sure about the legality of bringing on a horse for Barkley to ride

(hehehe)

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Based Defoe

sure you're getting enough carbs m8

>Mum: Hazel Eyes, Red Hair
>Dad: Green Eyes, Brown Hair
>Me: Brown Eyes, Brown/Red Hair
>Sister: Blue Eyes, Blonde Hair
Not sure how any of this happens, really. My sister then ruins it all by dying her hair meme colours. She's right wing too and still does it. Smh.

i don't know what this is but i can feel my virginity growing back after looking at it

Suspicious angle. Potential fatty. Delete image.

went through a windscreen

Why do shitty teams try to play out from the back? Has it ever worked since the goal kick rule change?

for me it's the wigan kebab

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Has any one ever released the data on how many GCSEs the average English prem player has?

>English is an ethnic identity
England is one of the muttiest places in Europe
No such thing as an English Ethnicity exists today
If you can go back more than three generations without finding someone who isn't even from Britain you're unusual

>english national
Literally no such thing exists and hasn't since The Acts of Union.

some rite slag who works behind the bar at a beefeater asked if i wanna go club tonight, just gonna have a wank haha

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You probably wouldn't be able to handle it, zoomer pleb.

They always love the close up and top down angle

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Lads, I'm 26 and I've got the exact same hairline as Southgate, what the fuck should I do?

Do you know what adverts need? More blacks.

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it's the new meme

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I am British by Birth and English by the Grace of God. The rest of you all can jog on.

1 > 3 >>>>>> 2

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delete

if you're white and you've got naturally blonde/brown hair and blue/green eyes then you're english
anything else then you're not

Basically your Mum is a slag

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we're here to stay i'm afraid
i just got my cousins into the country this year
all i need to do is to get them citizenship next
but that's easy

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haven't been wigan since they knocked wigan baths down

Gentlemen

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i'm officially english and british but i wish i wasn't

>just buzz it bro

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Same's +25% Irish. Everybody else can jog on, me and my pal here -> are going to be aryan without you.

if your name sounds foreign you'r the enemy, simple as

>kano over the tannoy

DIRECT RUDEBOY

Nice!

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"British" is a londoner thing to me

yet everybody know what an english man is, a white man with an english lastname, sharing a common tongue and a culture, that what english ethnicity.

blimey

Nah she's Catholic and autistic about that shit which is why she kicked my dad out when she knew he was having an affair.

t. Igbo from Newham

Sterling is literally Jamaican.

you posted this in the last thread and it wasn't a good post then

how much do munchy boxes cost ? surely with that much items in it , it must cost at least 10 quids right ?

I’m half Spanish and have blue eyes blonde hair

Based.

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It's more a non-white thing and Norn Irish

Fucking hell, I absolutely hate watching this shit. We beat shit teams and make it harder than it needs to be and then lose to the bigger teams.

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and the new one's in
watford don't mess about

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Why are England so bad guys? What causes us not to be killers in front of goal?

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Yeah usually between 7 and 12 quid. Different sizes and items you know

B E N U L D E E

ERA

I wish she was my lesbian best friend who would occasionally flirt with me when drunk

>rash and sterling shouldn't be on the pitch

>me mum has this colour eyes me dads cousin has this colour eyes me dogs puppies have these eyes

Very interesting

>literally just fell over.

>meet the new boss
>the same as the old boss

I loved "Hong Kong Garden"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kane saving Rashford from racism. Top lad.

It's coming home.

is that a heart in the euro logo? what kinda gay shit is this?

for me, it's spellbound

only gammons / autistic anime nazis think this

As long as you're assertive then she will enjoy it.

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lmao

honestly who the fuck can stop us

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>Kane
>Apps: 40
>Goals: 24
>Goal Per Game Ratio: 0.60
He's literally going UP in goal per game ratio. Sterling keeps getting worse. Yet last thread was full of people calling Sterling the best. Kane might not be super duper amazing but the dude is scoring.

yourselves, like always

no era

Sis feet pics?

He may have stopped resisting you because he's tired or drunk, you know.

The mighty Arry Bane finally meets his mark against the always tricky Bulgaria...

faggoty fucking remainers who have abandon their british identity and now consider themselves "european".

I am a nazi gammon and I rate Sterling. Rashford is fucking shite though, just a pace nog.

>Yet last thread was full of people calling Sterling the best.
kek no

VAR???

Any former Roman province.

>Nipples harden

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pleb. sterling and rashford are the gun, kane is the bullet

There is no VAR in the qualifiers

Obsessed.

BASED 'ARRY BASED 'ARRY BASED 'ARRY BASED 'ARRY BASED 'ARRY BASED 'ARRY BASED 'ARRY BASED 'ARRY BASED 'ARRY BASED 'ARRY BASED 'ARRY BASED 'ARRY BASED 'ARRY BASED 'ARRY BASED 'ARRY BASED 'ARRY BASED 'ARRY

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Sterling has been our best attacker this match, keeps making the defence look silly.

History of our nt as well

what other atomic kitten songs should the england band play?

Don't have any on me, sorry. 1. I'm not a footfag and 2. She's my sister.

What? See just for a couple.

It's on me 'ead, son, not off me 'ead, son

hello jolyon

is barkley good now? i dont know

What team is that?
Sis feet pics are taboo and sxy

sterling is england's best player

I could tell from her first wink she was into that type of shit

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Lescott? What?

I did bet on England but it's sad to see Bulgaria get scored like these two goals

Gareth's got a nonwhite quota to fill.

I'll give the pakis credit where its due, bombay mix is goat beer snack

your dad's a slag mate

>Sterling is best player!
>gets tackled, loses the ball, does a poor pass
This is grim.

Mate I don't see Romania or Israel beating us any time soon.

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Ignore that user, footfags are subhuman. I'll settle for just a picture of her in something revealing. Thanks in advance.

>Don't have any on me, sorry. 1. I'm not a footfag and 2. She's my sister.
You sound gay. I bet next time you see your sister you will sneak a glimpse

For me, it's cheese savouries.

wonder what being in the locker room with them after a game is like

Any of you lads following the creeekit too?
Reckon we can do this??

sterling is so shit

ENGLAND'S
BRAVE
RAHEEM
STERLING

>Sterling scores
>Tap in before it crossed the line
Watch people say this was all him.

Oh (you)

easy goal

what's it like having siblings?
being an only child is lonely

ENGLAND'S BRAVE RAHEEM STERLING

i would fuck my sister if i had one
why do the good guys never have sisters?

nah, oz have got it

Rashford off, sancho on

Barkley is white.

did he score with his penis

If it's anything like this pic then I will be satisfied

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hold still

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Lineker will be claiming Sterling is single-handedly solving racism after that tap-in

the butchers of bulgaria

Annoying until you realize it's kinda nice

Asda bombay mix is the one. £1 for a big fat bag

>have two siblings
>both are 5+ years older than me and i barely have a relationship with either of them
Pretty lonely too.

I wouldn't recommend it. You regret it desu.

who /Youngest child/ here?
always having your way is comfy

His dad is Nigerian.

Can't wait to get to the tournament and lose to the first good team we play in a boring, uncompetitive match.

>Bulgaria

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>(((You)))

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>england face meme team and win convincingly
>ITS COMING HOME
>face competent team and lose
>GRR ENGLAND ARE SHIT
>cycle repeats

Still haven't forgiven your choke against Lelgium, Tanaka.
Who am I kidding, you're an English teacher at best and a weeb on holiday more likely.

Shit

Fuck that, /only child/ is the most enlightening childhood

australia will declare in 20 mins or so, then mitchy and cummins will skittle a couple of our lads out this evening and we'll be all out by tea tomorrow

Bring on Mings.

Who /deadolderbrother/ here

fuck that, not being born is the true redpill

sucks man they bullied the shit out of me

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No he isn't. Barkley is a quadroon same as trippier

We're literally the master race. All bad in the world is caused by sociopathic older siblings or autistic only children. We invent everything, we do everything, we make our parents proud. God it's glorious being the youngest.

>Sterling
>Apps: 52
>Goals: 9
>Goals Per Game: 0.17

Make some subs GS. Lets see some of the other lads, you buck-toothed Jew.

Doesn't even need to be a good team lad.

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sick of this mason mount meme

t. SEETHING junkie jock

My younger brother within the next year

:)

based and youngestpilled
high iq post

fuck up lad, this is happening for real i can feel it in my heart

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How did anybody think England would win the Ashes I do not know. The horrible part is the Stokes Miracle is useless if you don't go on and win.

because the aussies, bar smith are shit too and we have a home advantage

>hmmm someone has belittled England's DOMINATING performance in football
>*checks flag of poster*
>thinks up a common name of males from that country
>then thinks up a generic insult about why he's there (even though the two are contradictory)
>hits enter
>"got him"

Roy's tricked the bowlers into thinking he's shit. Watch him get a triple century tomorrow. Big brains.

>Barkley
Remind me why this faggot is on the pitch

>tfw i'm the weirdo of the family

same man
i just spend majority of time in my room

, and that's a good thing!

Seriously, how do managers not realise how shit Barkley is?

Like every single fan I've ever spoken to says he's shit and yet he's still playing.

Because Southgate apparently wants Maddison to switch to Ireland

When was the last time we actually had a tricky quali group with at least one decent team?

Rice is fucking shite lads, even dier is better

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is it me or good looking midfielders usually play better than ugly ones

>mexican wave
someone please just bomb the fucking stadium already

2008

Kosovo actually makes sense to play in London becuase there is so many Albanians there especially in Wembley

Bring on the odyssey. The world class prospect. The one, the only, JLINGZ.

they consistently fall for the "le big lad but still technical" meme

Do people still do those?

Withdrew from the squad. Injured.

casual cunts
fucking up a mexican wave is an english tradition

v&

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Yes he is. Why we went all out to get him over Haland I do not know.

Same, im sure your all nice lads though

>tfw weirdo family

this

we need to give the young lads some experience

>Armed police
>his police is so unarmed that their intervention team gotta have a text saying they have weapons
LMAO

haha yeah

I hate the England national team.

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this is a man isn't it

>shit plastic tourist atmosphere
>no chanting about German bombers
>mexican wave
>everyone holding their phones

Fucking cringe.

MOUNT
THIS
COCK

well in hend
no injuries

why is theo walcott not in the sqaud
quite the prospect that lad

are you from a proper clampet family?

>be disarmed population
>all cops have guns as default
Smells like tyranny.

too many white bois, huh?

>someone made that webm
>someone wanks to that webm

>chuckles

Nice and yes, we should have got håland

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imagine being jadon sancho

imagine being a starter for dortmund and scoring 10+ from the wing just to get benched by shitters like rashford

>Why YES I do want the peacekeepers of my nation to walk around with things that kill people, YES I love the taste of shoe leather

Watch how Southgate only substitutes players colour for colour. It’s bizarre. As if he has to have a certain number of non whites on the pitch at a time

we need 2 more to keep up our 5 goals a game average

stop posting pictures of my cousin now she's turned into a slag

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haha, imagine if everyone thought you were autistic/ special needs and they were just being nice to you all the time haha

australia have declared at 186-6
england need 383 to win (lol)

Mason Mount laddie! Get in, he’s been amazing for us in the league.

Kosovo are having a good quali campaign. Would be fucking funny if they qualified for the Euros and Scotlel failed again.

Does it annoy you that you didn't put more effort into football?

It couldn't be easier to get a cap for England these last few years

I used to go to Birmingham football academy (lul) 2/3 times a week but my mum pushed me towards college/education and just kinda stopped playing

Where is sancho ?

>tfw I'm that one person on the street who always has the blinds closed

If England don't score 2 more goals at least it is a disgrace.

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Next match .. vs Kosovo (Sept 11), should be better than this crappy game

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For me its the broccoli campaign

No shit, Captain Conspiracy, all the black guys are on the wings.

I don't like football.

Your mums a mong and so are you.

Did they...?

Remainder they by 2030 the England team will be compromised of about 17-18 blacks in every 23-man squad.

People underrate them. They've got a good number of players spread around and Challandes is a solid manager

>Mason Shitount

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>having neighbours

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Perfect, isn’t he?

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>Sancho

Quintessentially English

>that Sancho bumfluff on his chin

yikes

>bulgaria?
>never heard of 'er!

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i used to play a lot but similar, mixed with new people at college and then work

my mum made me go to beavers/cubs with my cousin instead of going football training

wasted trips

Why does Sancho have pubes on his chin?

Why are you in this thread then?

Does he even play for Liverpool? Didn't seem too aware of the new subbing rule.

>Don't play Sancho
>Don't play TAA
What is Southgates problem?

Be sooner than that if we ever have a black manager because you just know he'll be sure to be picking blacks for the sake of it rather than merit, more so than Southgate does.

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Kane better score this.

ugh omg totally

BELABLTY

ANOTHER
BENULDY

ERA PENAL

he's liverpool's captain lad

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You're wasted oxygen

>hat trick with 2 pens and a tap in

classic kane

What is the point of playing TAA in a match like this?

Wasting time until I go take a shower and wash my filthy, stinking flesh.

WTF
pretty sure there is zero contact

There you go Nacho.

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Lmao kane

Only the lowest of IQs don't rate these hattricks
Lesser players dream of always being in the right spot and having near-perfect pen records.

So glad I live in the Age of Kane.

How is Ronaldo considered better than Kane in any way?

historic, this day with go down in history

shut the fuck up wanker

my neighbours have an autistic son and it's a fucking nightmare
nothing like a 16 year old screaming like a fucking 5 year old and celebrating goals when he's playing football by himself

Kane has to be the best penalty taker in the world

too much benuldy!!!!!!!!

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The buggerer of Bulgaria

Drinking dandelion & burdock with a little Kraken rum in it.

Pickmong to concede 2 in 10mins

Harry “Bane of Bulgaria” Kane

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Based Hazzer

>Kane
>Apps: 40
>Goals: 25
>Goal Per Game: 0.625
Note at the start of this match, he had 0.58 goal per game ratio. Also, fuck sake Pickford and Trippier. Also, we need one more goal.

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Commentators making a big thing out of a hat trick against fucking Panama. Fucking hell.

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champions league final against liverpool: anonymous
pointless game against non-league opposition: man of the match

>rashford in tatters

hot. need sauce, m8

What does Maddison need to do to get a cap? Join a big club?

How is Kane so good at penalties?

At what? Tap ins?

I was up in Edinburgh for business on Thursday, and because I was bored, went to the r/Edinburgh weekly meetup in some pub as I had nothing else to do. Most of the people there were surprisingly normal, though there was a tranny with OCD that spent all night solving rubiks cubes with one hand. I also fucked a 6/10 French girl who turned up in her dirty hovel of a flat. All in all, I'd recommend you try one for a laugh.

not a fan of this girl tbqh

whats going on here??

Yes

Um, mate. Panama made it to the World Cup.

Check /gif/

He should have never been played in that CL final.

Think her name's Mary Jane or some shit

Of course. How else do you think Barkley manages to start?

lel, incredible dive

unbelievably awful dive

if kane did that it would have been a pen

Pickford is unironically world class desu
A couple of meme webms don't change the fact that he is an incredible shot stopper

HARRY PENÉ

HARRY PENÉ

HARRY PENÉ

PENALDINHO

>oxlade memeberlain

>The Ox
Fuck off southgate

We need 383, lads
Can we do it?
Y E S W E C A N

Glen Hoddle is a mong

Pope is better

>harry kane hattrick

Wow so he's that good?

Kane now has more goals for England than Geoff Hurst

O X
X

why

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why not bring on callum wilson?

jordan pickford, aryan superman

>no Maddison
disgusting

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England have 15 mins to score 1 more goal. If we don't, it is a joke.
>mfw if we don't

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Honestly if I were Maddison I'd be switching. Subbing in Mount before him is insulting, subbing in a fresh back from injury Oxlade-Chamberlain over him is beyond the pale

>Alex Waste of Oxygen Chamberlain

>wicket

>Be on the of best midfielders in the Premier for 2 seasons
>Finally get a spot on England's bench

>Play 1 game for Chelsea
>Get a cap instantly

Southgate is a fraud and cost us the best opportunity to win the world cup for decades.

We literally beat a bunch of nobodies and lost to the first half decent side we played.

Fuck you if you disagree.

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I reckon GS is a bender and watches gay black fag trains

who?

My condolences.

Harry Kane

The beater of Bulgaria

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Oh cmon. How did Salah or Mane play in that final? Or Firmino and Eriksen?

Players can’t play well in every game.

>le 26 year old prospect man

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The Ox shares nudes of Perrie: he's good for squad morale.

>another wicket

He'll probably end up started against Kosovo

Used to get on the tram with this kid that would spend the whole journey screeching his head off. It wasn't even like regular screaming it was like a high pitch screech, non stop for 20 minutes

>Croatia
>Decent

Boro fan here. Been telling people he's a fraud since he was appointed.

rory burns out for a duck LMAO

This annoys me because it isn't the same tooth nor has he actually done it. The gif I posted is actually doing it.

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maddison and wilson don't play for top 6 clubs so they're obviously shit

shut it nonce

He'd fucking better

i think it' safe to say, england's future is in safe hands with young lads like lingard and ox

why do this?

Getting Stokes in early. Great tactics by Root.

and root out for a goldie
embarrassing performance

Switching? Switching what?

This

wilson is welsh

To Ireland

>unironically leaving gashford on the pitch

>0-2

Fucking state of our cricket team.

dunno how anyone could use public transport without at least having some headphones. the worst cunts are loud foreigners or women on their mobiles

haha yeah

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callum wilson is english

He's already been capped officially.

Anybody expecting England to win after the hilarity of the last games is retarded. Which makes the Stoke performance all the worse because he did it for no reason.

based

I do have them, but his screeching was high pitch enough to pierce them. It was genuinely 20 minutes of high pitched 'UHHHHHH'

I HATE THAT FUCKING TRUMPET

doesn't look it

haha yeah

haha yeah

if he's really thinking of switching countries because of one snub, they can have him

he won't though, no one wants to play for Ireland. Not even Nathan Redmond

He can still switch. You're not locked in until you actually play in a competitive match

rashford has been appalling

Trams are redpilled

This, Southgate only cares about big clubs , never gave a shit about Wan-Bissaka at palace, but gets a call up when he goes to man u

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Honestly the top 10 European ranked teams in the FIFA rankings should just auto qualify for the finals, these qualifiers are an absolute waste of time, especially now the tournament has been expanded.

New balls please ;)

Is it just a Southgate problem though? Or an FA problem?

this commentator is such a bellend

Nah, then shitters like Poland would slither in for free

They should have brought Abarhams instead of Wilson as a back up striker

I recognise that corner

Right in the Davina McCall’s, right in the Costa Del Sol’s

Imagine paying to watch this, knowing full well you’ll achieve nothing at tournaments.

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they should have brought ashley barnes

>both semis and final at wembley
who thought this was a good idea ffs?

>the game is over
>bring on the darkies

has rashford done anything this whole match

>24 teams in the Euros
This will never be a good decision, for fucks sake so many complete meme teams will make it. Not base 2 either to add insult to injury. Probably only a decade or so before they expand to 32, I pray it ends there, and same for the WC going to 64 (which is all but guaranteed eventually).

based ella

England aren't gonna get the 5th goal. This is a failure of a match.

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Did he not draw the first penalty?

>Southgate only cares about big clubs
Dunno. He's picked plenty of players from Leicester and Burnley

Pope is better than Pickford, Chilwell is better than Rose, Maddison is better than Barkley, Wilson is better than Rashford

Too bad you don't get picked by Southgate unless you play for a big team

>rashford

Leicester are literally 3rd and have more titles than 2 teams in the current """""big""""" six

Did that fella get hit in the ballocks

It's about size and accessibility

>trashford

>gashford

Unless you are a millionaire, how are you going to afford to live in isolation?

What you doing at Croydon college?

How long till North Africa & Central Asia are in the Euros?

>trashford
>commentators still going on about how he's fast
HOW DOES THIS FRAUD EVER PLAY FOR ENGLAND FOR FUCK'S SAKE

Agree. The great thing about the 16 team format was you would get really intense groups games where top teams would be drawn against each other. This expansion has reduced the quality.

Any of the 7:45 games worth watching?

...

Oh, the "Bulgarian" guy Wanderson is this guy
youtube.com/watch?v=N9P5jSSAQlc

Rashford might be 20 but hes played like 200 games for Man U and isnt getting better

Real men live in caves

ENGLAND HAVE SCORED A RUN
two in fact

Because literally no other venue in Europe or even England could have hosted at least one of the semis.

Shut the fuck up Clive you boomer

And Man U

Portugal

why is that man wearing handcuffs

I used to go there the pictures from last year

Southgate went to Croydon college and him and itv went round to film some segment

SCORE A 5TH YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT.

soooo harry kane can only scores penuldies? sersiously how much does ingurland pay to fifa to get these many penuldiess?

o no, they’re at the mercy of you

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there is no VAR

he's sexual deviant
you should hear him when he's getting fucked in the ass, loses his mind

Gr8 challenge fuck off ref

ahhhhhhhhhh thats the reason, thanks

*stabs them to death*

Rashford is a decent winger. Shouldn't be considered a striker desu

great fucking tackle

>muh racial abuse caused a black to chimp out
fuck off

It's coming home lads

haha yeah

Brainlet post
If Harry Kane can only score tap ins and pens but he does both all the time, he's automatically elite. Positioning is what gets you quantity.
They all count the same

He scored the first goal and it was kino
He literally jumped to the empty space to take the pass

yo traps are gay wtf

giv webm

hate those footballers making sure they never make eye contact with the camera

Link?

that video with ella and natalie mars getting dominated off of those two slags is great

This is the only trap I know

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haha yeah

I've watched 0-0s more exciting to watch.

Fuck southgate
Fuck spurs
Fuck ITV
Fuck the FA

It's in the first thread

just ate a full 3000kcal of mcdonalds im too tired for it

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what did you order?

He's fucking ruined my game. Passing backwards, pointing his arms around telling the other player where to pass. Making only 1 key pass from point blank range. Jogging back when we're being countered. Fucking afraid of using the space that's infront of him. For a midfielder he is fucking shit and his attitude stinks. much more talented and hungry youngsters out there who deserve the spot more than he does after that performance.

two signature steakhouse burgers and two big curly fries, but i also was working today, walkd about 20k steps

based

Him and sterling are your best finishers though.

reminder that 8000kcal is the equivalent of 1kg of fat

I'd say Rashford's better than Sterling.

not currently

YES YES I KNOW I WILL START DIET TOMORROW

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not a chance
Sancho-Kane-Sterling is ideal

I'd say you are quite wrong

you can't on a sunday
don't want to be missing out on a sunday roast

(you)
I hope this is bait and you don't honestly think that

GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND

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I-I-I might in finishing. His finishing's better than Sterling's, please don't bully me

Connah's Quay Nomads 1, Cove Rangers 0.

NO
IT IS NOT

I'd take scoring penalties and tap-ins over not scoring penalties and tap-ins. Harry Kane has 25 goals in 40 games, mate. 8 of those are penalties. So even if we drop those penalties as 'not counting' he still has a goal record of 0.425 goals per game. Compare that to Raheem 'England's Best Player' who has 9 in 52 (0.17 goals per game) and Kane is still better.

haha yeah

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Yeah but there's no need because he's not playing in a finishing position
Sancho and Sterling are the gun, Kane is the bullet
Rashford serves better as a sub for Kane

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>8 of those are penalties.

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based

k bye then lads

enjoy your evening, fren

bye bye
gonna watch Jurassic Park and maybe have a big shit (god permitting)

He has 20 official goals in 30 official games. As in, non-friendly games. So if you drop friendlies, his goal per game ratio goes from 0.625 to 0.666.

>0.666

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Anyone checked Kanes twitter to see if hes getting mongophobic abuse?

Pretty much all of England keepers ever have been good shit stoppers, the problem always remains that they're fucking brainlets.

Last good GK for England was Seaman. But everybody remembers him for the Brazil goal, rather than the great saves and wins. Also I seem to remember David James wasn't that bad.