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>383 runs with 95 overs left in the match
Gutless. The miracle last test required 125 overs with a smaller target.

unironically based and fuck-the-haters-pilled

You all are not allowed to be racist against niggers on /cric/, I personally shall not allow it

*calls you a nigger*

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do england play them? surely that must be a feisty one given recent history

You wanted to ban Islam yesterday, stop drinking nigga

This thread, having not previously been the thread, is now, the thread.

*calls you a nigger*

Annoying that they're content to just retain the Ashes. Drawing the series is barely better than losing it for me. We need to end this embarrassing streak without a series win in England.

Well lads. they’ve well and truly cooked it
I remember watching England bat out for a draw in a day and a half about 12 years ago against India
I would bet £500 against that happening now
Bunch of wankers couldn’t hold a bat if their lives depended on it

thinking about it there are some good rivalries in cricket for countries with real political tension and history, India/Pakistan, Aussies/England, England/any country they used to own

and it's a wondrous thing

Wish you'd stayed as an embarrassing streak down your mother's leg.

One step at a time, of course they'll try to win at Lord's as well

neekeri

doubt it somehow

leicester city epl victory far more miraculous.

Does anyone think Burns kinda looks like Alistair Cock ?

we're getting a draw and smashing you next week

South Africa/Everyone because they're the true cunts of cricket

yeah I can see it

was thinking this the other day, could just be the left handed opener thing though. but i can see him as a narrow jawed cook.

How many overs before the first wicket?

So if englel survive the day tomorrow it's a draw. Bring it on.

2 things:
>why isn't there a fixed amount of overs per day or a fixed time constraint?
>why doesn't every ground have rain protection above the ground held by cranes etc?
This isn't 1975.

*calls you a nigger*

Pro tip - they won't

Cummins seems like such a nice guy in everything we see of him.
Such a change from the usual asshole Australian fast bowlers.

cannot contain my laughter

>BOOURNS

CUMGOD

*Calls you a rock ape*

>Boourns

Wish I hadn't posted this, fuck I hate Rory Burns

He's too nice 2bh.

OH FUCK WICKET

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How many wickets fall tonight?

ENGLEL ON SUICIDE WATCH

well there goes one of our few not shit batsmen, everyone who rubbished my two nightwatchmen theory is probably feeling a bit thick right now.

1. defeats the whole point.

2. expensive and impartial

BURNS GONE FUCK OFF

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oh nononononononononononononononononononononononononononono

lul

ABSOLUTE STATE

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Reckon England are in trouble here

Zero

jesus fucking christ

Did I inadvertently start a meme with my *calls you a nigger* post?

oh my fucking god

No, you were supposed to be our newly capable batsman.

F U C K

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It's nice to see a guy celebrating his wickets with his teammates rather than trying to get into the batsman's face about it.

Just got called into the office

10.

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fucking LMFAO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

ENGLAND LOL
POOT

>Joe Burns
>Ashton Agar
>Andrew Fekete
>Steve Smith
>Tom Cooper
>Tim Paine (C) (WK)
>Sam Rainbird
>Peter Siddle
>Adam Zampa
>Chris Tremain
>Harry Conway

PAT ME BUMMMM PATTY BOYYY COMEON PATTYYY OIIIIII

Lol

this post has aged poorly

lmaaaaaaooooo

gone
fuck off
get the fuck off the pitch
on ya bike cunt
piss off

>Forcing England to bat in darkness
This match deserves a * desu.

*calls you a crakka*

well done england, can we actually change things now?

No... Not like this...

POOT

I would literally let Cummins have sex with me.

>Poot
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA POOT

FUCKING SHAMBLES

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHWHHAH
FUCKIN GRIM

CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD

TOIL FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS UNTIL THIS IS ALL FORGOTTEN ABOUT LADS

My god you could see the pain in Burns' eyes

>poot
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what was the point of last week?
jesus christ

tubs cant believe his luck. he said we would get 1 or 2 or maybe 3 wickets lmao.

>0-2

I don't see whats so wrong guys, they're 2 for no loss right????

COOKED
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Based Cumdog

AHHAHA *choke* AHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHA

GONE
GOTTEM
GET THE ABSOLUTE FUCK OFF THE PITCH YOU JOKE OF A BATSMEN

Root is mentally fried

England scheduled this test in September, nobody else to blame.

OH MY GOD.
Cummins officially bowler of the series now.

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OH. MY. WORD

Is the score broken for anyone else? It seems to be displaying as if England have 0 runs for 2 wickets? I'm assuming these are displaying the wrong way round?

>pooy on a hattrick

fucking hell

poot :/

Why does channel 9 cut to the studio
I don’t give a fuck what these people think

LETS GO HAT TRICK

The fuck

reckon we might lose this one lads

>Roy opening again

Oh good it's Jason Roy, he's good at defensive batting

MY SIDES MOVE ON THEIR OWN

No worries lads.

I'm sure Roy can bat out the evening.

Oh it's not over yet boys.
Roy is here to save the day for England.

WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY. 2 NIGHTWATCHMEN YOU CUNTS

CUMMINS' BIRTHDAY TODAY?????? D:

why is that man our captain

seconded, I fucking hate them all

Gonna be a miracle draw or win from here for england.

Roy has lots of opening experience, wouldn’t want anyone else out there right now

Root is such a twat

>2/0

what the fuck lads

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Apparently not

CUMMINS GOT A DOUBLE WICKET MAIDEN ON HIS BIRTHDAY

>Joe Burns
>Ashton Agar
>Andrew Fekete
>Steve Smith
>Tom Cooper
>Tim Paine (C) (WK)
>Mitch Marsh
>Sam Rainbird
>Adam Zampa
>Chris Tremain
>Harry Conway

I wish people would stop going on about top of off. irritating.

ROY JUST BLOCKED TWO SHOTS IS IT FINALLY HAPPENING?

>hates Taylor
kys.

>massive gap inbetween bat and pad

fuck me, he isn't lasting the night.

Imagine being two wickets down for nothing.

That would’ve been the greatest hat trick in all of history imho

Where were you when Australia won the ashes in 2019?

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>dot
>Massive uproar

what a shame, could have been a great last test

>cheering Cumgod not getting a hatrick

You'll always have Headingly

BARMY ARMY BARMY ARMY BARMY ARMY BARMY ARMY BARMY ARMY BARMY ARMY BARMY ARMY BARMY ARMY BARMY ARMY BARMY ARMY BARMY ARMY BARMY ARMY BARMY ARMY BARMY ARMY BARMY ARMY BARMY ARMY BARMY ARMY BARMY ARMY BARMY ARMY BARMY ARMY BARMY ARMY BARMY ARMY BARMY ARMY BARMY ARMY BARMY ARMY BARMY ARMY BARMY ARMY BARMY ARMY BARMY ARMY BARMY ARMY

Hope Root fucks off forever.

How fucking good is test cricket?

Aus still wants to win the series and England will want to deny them that

Why the fuck didn't they put in a night watchman?

Honestly would have deserved it. Fantastic bowling.

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

NSW cricketers are so elite

They're all as shit as each other.

Just want to end the suffering quicker

Why didn’t Root just hit the Ball?

should've put in two nightwatchmen and be 5 wickets down by stumps, eh?

>hardly any replays of the 2nd wicket
Sky seething tbqh lads
Absolute fucking peach of a delivery

it's happening again

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S.

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They could've blocked it

Mike from werster's discord, are you in here mate?

let's get the footie on

The most upsetting thing about this series is that England completely wasted the second life they got at Headingley. The sheer complacency of taking the same shit batting order into the next Test.

fucking hell woakes looked like death there

Ben Goates will do it. The will of the people will deliver a red white and blue ashes. No ashes is better than a bad ashes.

It is the greatest of all sports

Yeah mate

>show warner delivery 20 times in a row
>forget about root delivery

HANG ON, when I'm viewing the score, is the runs before the divider? Only two run scored?

england aren't going to win with this tactic

feel like pure shit just want him back

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dear boro...

Why didn't England just get runs and not lose?

people say i look like pat cummins

>2/0 still
England are cooked

It's pretty blatant.
They are absolutely in tears.

HAZLEGOD LOOKING DANGEROUS

Yeah, two runs for no wicket. Bit of a slow start but can't complain really.

How's it going boro?

business idea: hit the ball for rsix runs

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>England have only scored two runs
reckon they need to show more positive intent

They've switched it round for both nation's broadcast to foster international friendship.

Roy has also decided to open again.

Same desu I miss having a batsman capable of playing cricket at a level above that of a 3 year old toddler

business idea: play our natural game

Imagine giving Rupert Murdoch money hahahahahahahaha fucking lizard cunt.

ENGLEL

How do you go from winning the world cup and performing this badly

I got a cousin that looks like Pat Cummins.

my dear boro wrnt to the airport to fly to Englel tonight for some divegrass pilgrimage. I'm howling. Where is Hereford/Hereford in relation to Old Trafford? Hope he MOGS some cunts

this wtf

>2-2

England have tied it up already

Has there been a single replay since the one initially following the wicket?
It looked like a contender for ball of the series on first viewing.

No Luck O' the Irish

Is that 2 runs or 2 wickets lads

JOE ROOT RESIGN YOU MUGWEED SCUM

One Day isn't proper cricket.

>2-2
The redemption arc begins

roy getting himself settled for a 7 hour occupation of the crease

That cunt Stokes still terrifies me.

both malaka

"on his birthday" is my biggest weakness. gets me everytime

Calling it right now lads. IT'S STAYING THE FUCK HOME

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We are actually getting the Sky broadcast on free-to-air in Australia. It's the law :^)

Embarrassing desu. Thought they'd at least be intelligent enough to get a 2:1 let alone a 1st

>root hasn't declared

coward captaincy

I don't think you understand how sport in in England works, we lose most of the time, wins are rare and valuable as a result.

>chew for chew

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surely you learnt from last time, stokes is still to come.

roy looking uncharacteristically solid here

probably because it's so fucked there's literally no pressure, everyone thinks we'll lose from here

He can't get 300 on his ones, at least one other cunt has to show up. you'd have thought it'd be one of burns or root but seems not

I remember the last time you did this

S'alree la's, we just beat the mighty Bulgaria in the footie.

>The pure contempt that Healy has for female commentators and presenters.
Based

distraught lads

When will Smith be on a coin?

stokes angrily yelling and throwing chairs around the dressing room to power himself up lads

roy redemption arc

Next week.

redemption of the shitters incoming

century each for roy and buttler

Can't wait for Roy 243*(217) to lead us to glory by tea tomorrow

enkoying classic wow and the cricket bro
didn't expect to see someone from /cric/ in werster's discord lol

any rain due tomorrow?

This tbqh. Some random cunt will show up and make it a draw.

How did root get bowled? was a simple shot

michael vaughan currently giving jonny a dressing down about how his poor batting is what caused his dad's suicide

yeah but this time I'm 100% positive we've won it.
stokes can't possibly pull off a second one man miracle and you know it. he's used up all his luck.

double ton on the cards
need to bring a specialist homophobe into the rooms for him to heem

Just english tears m8

Water cannons en route right now.

leachy time to shine

People say I look like a sex offender.

>7-2
can't hear the aussie dickheads yapping anymore

hlw

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yeah well ive got it on the radio

Big fan of nostalgic trash.
youtube.com/watch?v=e5RuGj0g1tk

>7 wickets down already
Nice

he could still draw it

Did Boris sell em to GMP?

We also get that re-broadcast on ABC radio here :^)

I'd 8-2 be Joe Root right now

Got my second aldi pizza in the oven.

>StOkEs CaN't PoSsIb..
shut it

Stokes is a meme.
He was dropped multiple times and had decisions go his way all through that innings.

It's not happening again. Stop being a scared casual and grow a pair.

Can't wait to watch Roy make a spirited 10 (18)

>no brexit
>no ashes
>no future

englel

don't think so pal, gonna cry all my tears out tonight :)

Just need Starc to come in and clean up the tail.

The sun is a miasma
Of incandescent plasma
The sun's not simply made out of gas
No, no, no
The sun is a quagmire
It's not made of fire
Forget what you've been told in the past

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Could well believe stokesy chasing down a lead if it's attainable. This isn't and to much of an ask to last a whole day. Pray for rain.

The Craven Coward Joe Poot refusing to make even a single run when his team needs him most

power move: declare after the next wicket

how many chances do you think Smith gave up in that double ton?

How long's left?

5 minutes

Plenty, but he's been making those tons for years straight now.

2 overs English time wasting permitting

>letting england reach double digits

oh dear, think the pozzys may be frazzled.

still got 2 inches to fit into your ma

power move: declare on 0-0 twice in last test

interesting time for Roy to find form

Bit shit they don't persist with light better than most of the day.

Reckon this could be warner's last test.

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anime poster, you are adrift in a sea of limpet mines

3 iirc. Difference is he averages 146 in the past 9 ashes matches and 65 over his entire career.

he'll surely play at the oval

8 wickets

I hope

Was just kidding haha

The recreant Joe Root doesn't deserve to ever set foot in England again

>Slog sweeping when England needs to try and draw the match.
Elite batting.

very sleepy now lads

Can run save the day? Anyone watching the weather reports.

(and that's a good thing)

you've just taken me on a wild goose chase, i hope youre happy
(the guy is using the madoka cricket bat image though so he must actually browse these threads)

BUILDING A RAIN MACHINE LADS

quick double hundred from Roy will win us the match

NOICE NATHAN
>bowls another century
BOWLING GARY
>averages 70 since edgbaston
YES GAZ
>drops the ashes

Tell Mike I said 'Hi'

How mad will convicts be if rain rains on there gay pride.parade.

Australia could always take him if they need someone to score ducks when Warner retires

>ditches his pig misses and kid
NOICE GAZZA

is everyone ready for the historic Stokes-Roy 350 run partnership tomorrow?

It's not going to rain. Best you larp as an actual Irishman and join in celebrating the eventual defeat of the eternal perfidy.

>Starc and Lyon at either ends
NOOOOOO PONTING SAID NOT TO DO THAT

sent ;)

>on there

Thought you were just mixing up reprobate and miscreant at first but thanks for the new word m8.

They'd need quite a few runs to save the day Irebro :^)

It's me btw blood lad

is poot browsing /cric/ right now?

reckon starc could do with bowling a good line here

;)

reckon starc should give us a few freebies

Shit pitch
Shit ground
Shit Test
Shit county

He's probs out of form cause they waited 4 tests to play him.
Shit decision.

Root playing vidya for escapism there I see

Reckon taking Root from no. 4 and effectively making him open each match was a bad idea
Also great Yorker

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Real trinibro? Are you also the user in the mogra thread? or is that an aussie

I'm from the future

England win this match AND the Ashes

what's he playing?

nice

Feel these two posts may be related lads

Which board is he currently posting on?

RIGGED

Dunno what Mogra is so can't be me

In theory going into the last day only 2 down is not a terrible position but you just know this team has no chance.

STUMPS!

Duck Hunt

ROOTY ROOTY GIVE US A WAVE

aussies FLUSTERED

...

/hm/

Kek

Guarantee they'll lose a wicket within 3 overs.

/c/

OIYYYYYY MAAMMMAMIA, THER'E NO CREAM IN THE SPAGHETTI CARBONARA. AYAYAYAYA, MY NONNNA, SHE KEEEEELLLLLL YOU!!!!!!

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Clearly loves the animus.

based autistic newcunt

Manchester is the Seattle of England it rains more than it doesn't not out of the realm of possibilities.

Full day on a day 5 pitch with an unchaseable total on a dry wicket
Very few sides could last that

Lyon WILL take 6 wickets.
Screencap this post NOW

how the fuck can this cunt carry on?

twitter.com/ESPNcricinfo/status/1170391291487752192?s=20

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Pat Cummins looks like a chad designed by a blind person using an audio description

Abbos are doing a reverse rain dance as we speak.

writing on the wall
it's over

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...

He won't be captain next test.
I foresee this.

Root should stay on if he has balls.

This is his thread

>Cunt on infomercial calling me fat.
Fuck you I know I'm fat leave me alone

England did it several times between 2009 and 2013. South Africa also used to be great at batting out draws. But yeah that was with actually good sides. I really think the general quality of defensive Test batting has fallen a lot in the last decade.

Seriously, if root gives up the captaincy here, then just fucking resign.
I think he should stand up and not give a shit about what other people say.

He gives too much shits and that's his problem.

Can we send Collingwood out tomorrow as a concussion sub somehow?

oh well more of an ODI nation anyway haha

based uneducated, insecure and oblivious thread enforcer.

England can’t bat out for a draw
They are well and truly psychologically cooked
Mad that this is the same side that I have physically watch bat out for a draw in the past
Jokers

can see, collingwood, cook and boycott seeing out tomorrow 2bh.

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Defensive batting hasn't really been a thing since tests became 5/6 days long.

>thread enforcer

i like that title

Related?

Only this unless stokes tops his last innings. It's basically up to the weather god's now.

>that face AND bitch hips

and yet he isn't even a virgin

It's not going to rain tomorrow. England will have to bat all day with 8 in hand, it can be done but I don't think so.

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Such an underrated and mistreated player. I remember when he got attacked for his gritty 22*(119) in that disastrous innings at Adelaide in 2006. Like what the fuck more did they expect him to do.

Going to play LOZ link to the past and have some pints

and so it was done. australia retains the ashes with little to no resistance from england.

Please help shit up my thread.

>trusting British weather forecasts

fresh off the boat I see

Emu or NSO ?

NSO

NSO is fucking trash

It is unironically my favourite and best game I've ever played.

Looks like a paedophile.

when it says it won't rain it doesn't rain.

>Looks like

FAKE NEWS.

hf user, I'd add you on switch but that'd be kinda weird

lelny and pooy to get out early
stokes and bearstoe to build a partnership and give us a bit of hope, before getting out and the rest collapsing for not much in the 3rd session
Australia win by 165 runs

What games do you play?

Some of you guys are alright, don't go to Old Trafford tomorrow

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sacking the coach isn't enough

we need a new captain and selectors

The big arse arrow doesn't even have a tip, lad.

desu only got the thing for Three Houses, although I've played Smash and a couple indie games on it

Also cricket and what not, deep midwicket and silly gully slips

Smash Bros is fun. Too bad the console's only getting ports.

Might phone in a bomb threat tommorow I'm the aussies get a good spell going desu

Watching the Brainlet Bash and they're playing the James Bond theme over the tannoy for some reason in between deliveries. Just what is it all about? Baffling.

it's for shooting wickets

seriously reporting this to the authorities.

doing the rain haka right now lads
you're welcome to join

Quinton de Kock.

Just finished building the rain machine lads.

based

RIP once again, Oceanians

Quality batsman

SAME OLD POMMIES
ALWAYS CHEATING

for me, its learning fluent french in three 3 months through pure power of will

French is a complete waste of time learning
German is the patrician's language

Gay

german is ugly mate
im going to learn french

screencap this post
in a years time therell be elite truthies about nigerian cricket in pure french

>not links awakening

Is Steve Smith better than Brian Lara was yet?

nah not yet

Not until they make a great videogame called Steve Smith Cricket

nigeria is a former british colony mate, of all the french west african places you had to choose the exact wrong one

what the fuck are you talking about you spas
nigeria cricket will rise for exactly that reason , and ill be rocking out to pavement and tool while this inevitable rise happens

you were long ago outed as not having watched test cricket, you bulbous-headed freak

Let's suppose we are 240-8 at tea, but Stokes is 78 not out, with the extended final session to come

If the key to good bowling is line and length... why dont bowlers just do it and get millions of wickets. its bullshit thats why. good line and length may be somewhat of a minimum in test cricket but the real key is unpredictability. speed, bounce, seam and swing. the devils foursome. fuck this geoffrey boycott nonce-sense.

i watch every test match and keep up to date with test cricket beyond the cricket world religiously
sorry youre not a winner lad
reminder im more intelligent and handsome than YOU

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kek

xvideos.com/profiles/nithi_neha

the puke of dorset

derby on easy chase watch

from the future lads
i sent a pommie to claim that England won the ashes
Australia won 3-1

BASED fucking Zachy

alchy locks is actually a stupid dickhead
has never watched a single test match not involving england. meanwhile the country he holds so dear completely treads in on any idea he had of single agency. i for one cannot imagine being so ridiculously dumb

>the real key is unpredictability
Go to bed Devon

We should use time weighted statistics to assess cricketers where peoples stats are weighted differentially depending on how far in the past contributing performances were with the weight determined by a population based statistic of how much variability in current year performance can be accounted for by performance x number of years ago.

What's this about?

Rude

nah alchy locks go die desu
hate dorset,hate him. he does literally no good for the global game

ngl I basically stopped watching Cricket when Cook retired
Part of me is glad to see they're suffering with him

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He's such a dreamboat.

Cook was shit, literally score a double hundred once a year but fail every other time guy

t. loose change khawaja

KEK

>gonna lose the series
>ask the taliban to shoot your opponents
>mysteriously be "delayed" when their convoy gets attacked so you avoid it
>all the "presidential-style" security flee instantly
>get a draw

the paki team knew what was up

except that was an actual terrorist incident. user is contemplating a fake threat, probably not going to be a good idea either and I'm advising against it personally.
Don't really understand what the terrorists had against cricket, doesn't make sense.

Just like we have teams named the crusaders or marauders do you think in the future we might have e.g. the brisbane terrorists?

Reminder that zachy is a confirmed sebbo larp

There's a Saracens in London

Can see 3280 IPL teams call 'emselves the Hyderabad Australians ye

Probably not. Pirates for example were privateers oftentimes in the employ of the British crown, Vikings are romanticized through the lens of history. Nobody yet has made a pro sports team nicknamed the nazis or the klansmen but there's rebels (as in confederate).
Terrorists or Jihadists or something similar might be too far, maybe like Impalers as in Vlad with a picture of a skewered human, but I don't really know, the bizarre shit in this world in the last few years has me second guessing myself constantly.

thats abit racist lad saying that arabs are terrorists

hopefully he didnt delete this himself and he is actually in trouble

additionally, I think the difference is in the after the fighting stops if there can be peace between, and that might be the difference.
There was no peace offered between the allies and the nazis or vlad the impaler and the ottomans but pirates, vikings, and rebels all eventually settled into some co-existence.

well technically terrorist has no ideological connotation. Just people that commit terror like marauders or rapers.

True enough, current perception is different though.
Marauders probably isn't a nice name for a team.

Flintoff was shit. Just used to bowl that back of a length garbage that jumps and beats the batsman and makes the crowd cheer but never actually threatens the edge or the stumps

hello brainlet

mate you don't even watch actual test cricket and now you're gonna pretend you watched flintoff in the day

don't make me laugh

you now remember maximo on PS2

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never played it, looks like something a faggot would enjoy

speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/roqbjjrvd7qjo1ue

didn't bother even browsing that link but I know I'm on you

you've made me laugh, you're a joke

>"zachy"
>not using vocaroo
bit sus

haha fuck off deano
youre nothing to me

anyone here ever attended a women's cricket match lads

mate flintoff was big strong with a brisk pace and bounce but he had a dogshit average and strikerate. if he was a good bowler he wda been a good bowler

nope, but it'd be ok. I had the extreme displeasure of watching a women's rugby match live once, not nice.

you've passed the threshold

I'm laughing at you

based sebbo

Oh my

laugh at me if you want lol
youre from poorset
im from sussex thats why ill always create more memes than you

aren't you a welshman though?
that's kind of a big step down from an englishman no matter where he's from

you are mentally ill

don't respond to him

>repeat the same garbage 1000 times a day so it becomes a meme

dont respond to me

Gottem

im mentally ill because i enjoy shitposting on /cric/
my grandads still worth 11 million pounds lol
try being less poor

weak

seething poorfag

ohh kill em Zachy

>my grandad

lmao it LITERALLY hasn't even passed to your parents yet

your family is long-lived enough that you're gonna be 70 before you get your undeserved inheritance money, get FUCKED you five-headed freak

Zachy on the ropes

you should consider buying me a new car mate, my birthday is soon

lads im honestly sorry for how rich my family is
wouldnt say i deserve it anyway

depends, how did they arrive at such wealth. If it was via the exploitation of the Irish, you buy me a new car and we'll call it square.

my mum and her three siblings havent worked in 30 years
im from a seriously rich background

rich in..... toilet stores.... heh

Honestly? Fucking based Zachy.

My parents have money too mate. It's not a big deal really.
So, let's talk about my birthday present?

sorry lads but im literally never going to die of hunger
stilll i stand up for british democracy and the right to leave EU more than anyone else

Wish my birthday was coming up. I reckon Zachy would get me a based present.

never seen anyone on Yea Forums saying they are rich before

exciting and original material being posted here

Thoughts on the commercial availability of farm-killed pork in a post-EU Britain?

Reckon Zachy should be the official /cric/ birthday present provider.

All that money and you can’t fix your hairline kek

One of the funny things the left try to scare monger about about brexit is chlorinated chicken from the USA like the market is going to be flooded with it, despite the fact I've literally never seen a chicken on a supermarket shelf that wasn't reared and slaughtered in the UK in my entire life.

We can sell you chicken

>the left
Ah yes all these left-wing... Tories abandoning the party.
There's no left/right-wing divide in Brexit.

The Conservative Party isn't exactly that right wing.

chlorine has never been the controversy

only reason it's banned is because its effectiveness allows US producers to have lower standards because they can chrorine it all out later

why do you actually believe i care about my hairline? finasteride has done its job, its given me my twenties, ive shagged multiple women across the globe. these days im more concerned with intellectual pursuits, like learning french

still like the lostprophets and don't care who knows

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The whole current left-right wing dichotomy is an American oversimplification. It's just easier to teach folk something simple like that rather than have them all actually notice things like party policy and shit.
Politics has never been a simple matter of choosing a side like how I decide on which IPL team I'll be a lifelong of.
This post will read dumb and obvious.

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>chlorinated chicken
Literally never seen this. USA chicken is based.

>letting sebbesity make your threads

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child rapist band for a complete nonce, makes sense.

whorehouses in Bulgaria isn't "across the globe" mate.

>why do you actually believe i care about my hairline?
Maybe because you’re on finasteride kek
You are an absolute waste of skin you 5’3” manlet

speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/9hdpr0m58wxjuefc

Thought Zachy was on the dutasteride instead of the finasteride.

lmao that fucking fake posh accent

you are an absolute twonk

*we’ll be singin’*
*when we’re winnin’*
*we’ll be singin’*
*I GET KNOCKED DOWN*
*BUT I GET UP AGAIN*
*ARE YA EVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN*

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Now record it again without the cock in your mouth

Can confirm that Zachy naturally speaks posh.
He may be a Welshman but he’s devoted his life to being posh.
Really based if I’m elite honest.

i thought i told you not to respond to me

i am not interested in reading the opinions of a freshcunt

bit hostile in the ol' cricky wicky tonight

Don’t reply to sebbo you absolute brainlet

into the filter america goes

Brekkie time

can’t find the usual meme on this device, shall have to settle for this one

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Do you literally believe every non uk, nz, au, sub-continent, and saffer flag must be sebbo?

>[+]

Did you not save this?

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just woke up lads

>[+] Anonymous v
BASED

go back to sleep

Morning lad

can't wake up

kek

>J. Root (C)
Damn, the 'coward' meme has really taken off.

So we're /^Trinidad and Tobago$/ now too?
Grim stuff.

zachy b is literally so based. probs the most electric man in /cric. ent....

Is England winning lads?
Also is Big Ant's Cricket 19 worth it?

Said no sane person ever

Australia taking 8 wickets in a full 5th day is more than likely.

not a fan of the zachy b impersonator. any non freshcunt would know zachy b never posted like this. sad to think how recycled this poomunity is these days.

waiting for a resurgence of the zerogoose poosona any day now.

literally poised for a repeat of the stokes x leach innings

i told you yesterday that you wouldnt be getting anywhere near our total of 500
your captain cant even post a decent score

scrub nation

sorry that was a bit harsh

you arent a scrub nation

just really shit at test cricket

how was the cricky last night?
didn't watch a single delivery

smitheroo masterclass as per

asking hoc about potato scallops, will report results as they come to hand

I tried. I really did. But I’m back drinking cans and listening to laughing stock, topless in my living room

epic redemption arc

Ok, so in Sweden they call them potato burgers and I taught an American a new deep fried food that he hasn't tried before.
Resounding succes, I'm very pleased I must say.

>drinking cans and listening to laughing stock
that sounds fantastic user, why would you try to stop?

maybe he wanted to get out and not spend another Sat night at home watching a sad American talk to himself on /cric/

/nrl/'s up for the New South Welshmen and Peenslanders

Tool.

Does brexit happen?

i'm tipping some time in the late 2020s

non-Sebbo thread?
Shall.

Shall I?

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new bread

new

why would you do this