/cric/

he's just too fucking good

Holding once again right on everything about Smith.

he was plum

chaturbate.coom/greatsassygoddess/

>everyone I know is getting married or engaged
Time to end it all, lads?

I have a feeling Australian batting over the next couple of generations might go to complete shit because of Steve Smith.
Kids growing up idolizing him and copying him. Coaches allowing and being reluctant to fix poor techniques because of what Smith did. All forgetting that he literally has alien tier handeye coordination and reflexes and is likely a once in a century type player in that area.

Thoughts?

>everyone I know is signing their lives away
ftfy tbqh

>passed his average again

I miss mohammad amir.

not at all, you'll see how miserable they are and feel better about yourself

fingers crossed

Stick it out bruh. You'll be laughing when their ex wives have taken their money and kids.

Give it twenty years they'll all be miserable or divorced.

"Is Smith playing ODI?" Not sure he's even playing cricket

lol

wait until the test is over lad

>get asked a question at interview
>"yeah don't think I'll get him out mate, I'm not good enough"

wonder how many bowlers would say this

>doing it at almost a run a ball

It's time to start putting on makeup and dressing in drag.
youtube.com/watch?v=7eGnrTZBE-0

Doubtful, feel like coaches will retort with "Fak you doing retard do you think you're Steve Smith cunt?" and force them to do the traditional techniques.

is it worth visiting port of spain for a cricket match?

Everyone should bat like Smith. He has essentially solved batting.

instagram.com/p/B2FlfIGhzoE/

At least we know Australia won't declare for a while yet. Paine won't declare with Smith short of a century for fear of a spergout.

You get to attend lots of weddings, it's fun so enjoy it and maybe you'll meet someone yourself

He's creeping on Bradman quickly now.
Everyone called bullshit when people made comparisons before this series.
Not anymore.

australia would have declared already if they wanted to win

england would be stupid to try and bowl them out at this point

Bradman>Smith>Lara

what age is your 'peak' for a cricketer? will jof get better?

What's a token worth to these slags?

whatever age wade is right now

I remember when Smith batted against spin and would occasionally take of his helmet and wear the baggy green
Looked so much like bradman

Smith>Lara?
Lara was fucking god though.

>plodders in the 30s where the average training regime was a brisk walk around the pitch
>compared to the modern professional game

bradman shouldn't even be considered in these metrics

T. Paine waiting for Smith to make 99 to declare.

THWACK

I don't want Wade to get out because his strike rate is shit, but Smith is ruining us.

I think the problem is that if anybody else on the planet goes out there and plays with Smiths technique they'll be out very quick.

Sir Viv>all of them

chanderpaul
asif
lara
steyn
pietersen

the 5 best cricketers ive watched play

Fast bowlers get better or get injured. The good ones stay good until their bodies eventually break.

Bradman was a technique king though.
Smith is just a freak of nature, not technique based.

Smith is inspiration to all autists out there.

for a fast bowler probably 27-28 or something, Jofra is 24

if you're slower probably older. Anderson peaked into his 30s but he's a medium fast

Bring Root on to get Smith out, Root will make Smith crumble
Full name Matthew Scott Wade

Born December 26, 1987, Hobart, Tasmania

Current age 31 years 255 days

He is still fairly young for a batsman

want chad T.Paine to declare before smoth gets another century

Imagine batting with a single testicle.

youtube.com/watch?v=5T_ePuuIsOw

absolute fucking banger

I think batsmen can at least emulate his footwork.

Will fly straight away to the UK if Paine does to coward punch him
I meant in the sense of actual looks lad
not batting looks
The baggy green and what not

He scored triple centuries in a time when there were no helmets and bodyline became norm.
First era of modern Cricket and with no helmet.
He was good.

fucking YES lad

5 cents

Queen's Park Oval will always be filled out but the ground itself is garbage. If you want the best atmosphere (i.e. good food, cuties jamming up on you, music, cool people etc) sure but as far as cricket goes I recommend against it.

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His footwork is the literal opposite of what every coach ever tells you.
He practically steps AWAY from the pitch of the ball for his front foot shots.

blasphemy aside, yes Lara was incredible but Smith at the moment is setting records for repetitive centuries and doubles. It's debatable and tbf I'm usually not one to rate current players in anything all time but I'm getting caught up in the moment.

>Bradman was a technique king though
I thought Bradman wasn't really a textbook batsman.

>Archer still can't get Smith out with him playing stupid shots that any normal batsman would lose his wicket to
Holy fuck is Archer cooked lads

No one looks like steve smith except steve smith.

BASED

emotional shawtys in this bitch

reminder than ben stokes is shit

Thinking of visiting somewhere in the windies for a match, maybe Antigua, maybe Jamaica, who knows

GRIM

Bradman had the tism guaranteed
All those stories of the golf ball and a stump against a wall

He's beginning to push on them.
He's stretching away from the best batters the last ten years regardless.

Bradmans a fucking meme. He played in the stone age of cricket and played all of his matches either in australia or against england. So overrated. Smith is FAR better right now.

against complete plodders mate

he'd be mincemeat in the modern game

Love the 'tism

well hope you get invited to the ceremony. Ior me it's the people who I've had deep conversations with about never breeding having kids

>The coward Joe Root still not bowling his match winner Sir Ben Stokes
Root mentally cooked lads

Reminder that Smith doesn't like having those rear protective pads on his helmet. They're constantly triggering his tism and he can't concentrate properly on batting.

any sidemen man in

He was also a war dodger and played in a time where all strong, able-bodied and coordinated men were off fighting and dying for the Commonwealth.

I only remember a little of Sir Viv when I was small watching him on telly bashing Australians all over the place. He is definitely the goat coolest dude cricketer

just wait until youre dead because then you'll all be dead haha

wickets are a detriment at this point

australia are batting themselves out of the game, they already have the runs they need

So what day do we make a public holiday to celebrate Smith? His birthday? During the Aussie Summer when a test match is on?

Please nigger no bully.

You can only be judged relative to your peers. Extreme outliers like Bradman are timeless greats.

Barbados unironically best place for cricket loving Englishmen to visit.

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Anti Natalism gang rise up

Holy sword, shadow Bladee, my girlfriend looks like anime
Never had a car but I'm still inhaling the candy paint
Bladee man, Astroboy, I'm smoking on a asteroid
I'm inside a plastic void, I turn into a plastic boy

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the chad holding
the virgin bumble

That's true he's the best in the last decade hands down

Nah, people tend to train themselves relative to the times. Talent is relative too.
Bradmen would be a freak today, but he wouldn't be like the bradmen of old. He'd adjust as a player.

>that Holding btfo that english commentator's idea
Based.

Batting now is easier, mate.
Bats, protective equipment, bats, light readings, bats, roads for pitches, bats, boundary ropes.

Wasteland now.

T.Paine is absolutely petrified about Stokes and another one of those innings.
Ben Stokes has literally saved England in this test too, without actually doing anything of note on the field.

West Indies runs tings

what did warney mean by that?

MARRATON ROONOH

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Some amazing time wasting here. Hurry up and bowl you wankers.

I think we have proven that bradman is a fraud

Probably not anymore unfortunately, rip

kys

Based Warne the racist.

England need to be docked points for wasting time

Based. Not out while England's batsmen collapsed.

Warney...

lol warnie

grim

Paine waiting for Smith to convert or wot

Warne the straight edge no bullshit.

What about cricket loving Irishmen? I don't want to even see a lager lout when I'm on my holliers.

HE BOWLS TO THE RIGHT

Good areas, Shane

Absolute bullshit.

Broad is cooked lads
Smith gonna make history again lads
or he gets out

Wait what did Warne say?

OH NO NO NO NO NO

Brilliant ball.

chaturbate.coom/elibee/

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

You're right. He's shit.

This might be me being quite drunk but the last session of any day of a test match is always the most fun.

>why was that a wide?
Has to be banter.

>australia could be bowling at our shit top order, instead smith and root are having a meme off.

what is paine up to?

That Smith reaction to that wide
>why did you bowl it there, i wanted to hit it for four myself

This

So scared to bowl to Smith that they'll rather give up 4 wides

KWAB

Poot just needs to slow down the runs when Smith is in the 80s. Paine will want to declare above 350, but won't do it before Smith scores the century.
Slow down Smith's century and Australia will bat themselves out of the game.

That Jofra resembles Usain Bolt the most out of everyone out there

It always makes the best beer snakes.

Will Steve Smith now be remembered as a better test batsman than Tendulkar?

fucking kek

some of the shots he plays

Suspecting Broad might be cooked lads
>Broad to Smith, 5 wides, oh dear, Broad was expecting Smith to move to leg again. He didn't. Flings it miles down the leg side. Broad, brilliantly, then asks why it was wides

Said Archer's the closest one to resemble Usain Bolt, as they are both niggers.

that's clearly why Broad bowled towards fine leg there, smart thinking

Not even close now.

Talking about Usain Bolt and saying that out of everyone Archer was the only one to resemble him, Noticed it was probably a bit racist and then started talking how archer is wearing his jumper around his waist.

broad is basically the bants king, he was probably taking the piss

grim. Precarious

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>6ft+ Caribbean
But he does?

William Stevens Smith was a United States Representative from New York m8

BRING BACK LEACH

L

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A

C

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lebron
messi
brady
federer
smith

>That Smith smile
He is fucking loving being out at the crease lads
No one even brings up that fraud
they all compare him to Bradman m8

YES! finally we're in real nigga t20 slaps

What is the difference between a delivery that goes for 4 wides and one that goes for 5 wides?

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England need to use their DRS review to stall for him. Maybe fake an injury or two.

vintage smith

youtube.com/watch?v=N24FNvS1f-Y

Miss the 'stand' poster from the World Cup threads

keen for nfl to start again lad

>carn Arizona

>But Archer vs Smith. Archer has him on the ropes user
>what do you mean Archer hasn't gotten him out yet. Stop being racist

One is 5 and the other is 4

:)

Time to Mexican wave some rubbish onto the field me thinks. The smoth train has no brakes.

England are cooked good and proper

>smudge and wadey batting together

spooky

One is a bowler being mentally cooked, the other is a batsman hitting a great shot

How is it racist?
It's just stating the obvious.

He's a tall black Caribbean.

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lmao why did warner say archer was like bolt?? had the volume down at time

>Trusting your life to the structural integrity of that stand

they are called sebbos m8

Just declare ya fookan pooftas.

Better test average.
Yes.

Luckily they've used a lot of curtain rods in its construction.

Wish I had a wife just so I could watch Archer fuck her all night.

>bat for 20 minutes
>hour to bowl england out
Think this will end today tbqh.

>Le very long career man

yeah can't stand the cunts in here trying to manufacture outrage, worse than the ess jay double us of the world

Because he's fast at running, obviously

>The coward Joe Root getting the crowd near the sight screen to move
England need to be docked points for time wasting
Guarantee the moment Smith is out or gets the century declaration will happen

state

Because they were saying England need a Usain Bolt to patrol all the off side against Smith

So? Adam Voges has the third highest test average of all time.

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/93768519/#q93769334

>laying on the ground miming the shot he should've played
okay I'm convinced he's putting it on for our amusement now

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no.. michael holding said he hoped he was bolt for the distance he had to cover when fielding

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>pretends to hit the ball from the ground
kek love this autist

>Smith doing his autism while his back is on the ground
fucking kek
this innings by Smith rates so high for me

I don't remember Smith being this autistic before the ban. What the fuck has happened to him?

Will Smith score a century?

Gloucestershire v Derbyshire tonight

Actually reckon Leach would have the best chance of getting him out now.

You got any plans for tonight mate?

Smith would have declared by now tbdesu

What is he pointing at?

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Warnie would know the pitfalls of social media more then most, only reason why he tacked on other crap.

I do agrree it was obvious and not at all racist, but wankers be wankers.

I genuinely believe that Smith has ADHD.

Tendulkar batted on worse pitches against better bowlers. He had better batting partners though.

The Archer knock unlocked a level beyond Autistic
This, this is called Super Autistic

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> Asian browns
>Better bowlers

Pajeet, pls

youtube.com/watch?v=VqDrHOsWIxg

Smith has played 66 matches though.
And he's standing out to me more than tendulkar did now after this series. I thought tendulkar would be the best one I would see other than lara... then this series happened.

>Spinner on
Time to head off to work

The modern world has ruined your mind, hows is that racist??? Name a player who looks more like Bolt on the field

Smith's ability transcends averages, for example right now he's trying to take the strike from Wade and go at a run a ball and doing incredibly well at it
A lot of older guys couldn't do that

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

gonna miss this autist when he retires

fuck steven smeg

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GOTTEM

GRIM

BASED

Damn. Wanted him to creep closer to most ashes test centuries.

send in starc

lmaoing at this
RIP Smith

>booing Smith still
holy fuck these poms are hopeless

FINALLY some farcking SHOTS

based glasses man

Wahey get fucked smudge

GONE FUCK OFF NO CENTURY FOR YOU FUCK OFFFFFFFFFF

>boos

TIME FOR SOME CLASSIC AUSSIE WHINGE

based

get fucked ya mong autist

dubs don't lie

Who gives a flying shite. He's the best at what he does and he will not tolerate anything less, maybe the spectrum is our next evolutionary leap.

can't blame them for seething

tipping paine to wait way too long to declare now that he is out in the middle

GONE FUCK OFF GOT HIM WANKER

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>le fifty and out man

need 400 desu

have you got a clip of this delivery?

HAHAHAHA TIME FOR QUICKER RUNS

>only steve smith got steve smith out
grim for england.

Ignore them, they're just bitter they won't get their frail hands on gods urn.

Tasmanians

SLOG SESSION

its already too late
Headingley cooked him

Where did I imply that having ADHD is necessarily a bad thing as a sportsman?

>not declaring
Lads?

AAAAAHHHH SMITH HAS BEEN EXPOSED AUSTRALIAS MENTALLY COOKED

i warm to michael holding the more senile he gets
still ian bishop totally mogs on him as a cricket comm

The discussion was that England need somebody fast like Usain Bolt to patrol the field and then Warne went straight to Archer because he's black. That's all, it was just a big awkward is all.

fuck is Paine doing reeeee

nobody cares lol

Still got starc too.

WHY ARE THEY BOOING OPPOSITION PLAYER :'(

Why is Leach's foot always so far forward. Compare him to Lyon whose foot is always halfway back. What does he gain from being that 6 inches further forward?

They still havent got him out when he wasnt slogging completely

frazzled, look at the length of those shadows, bad light looms.

>Paine batting himself
Selfish desu.

>Jack Leach nearly bowled another no-ball wicket taker
holy fuck, just hang him
Spinners should bowl no-balls

>Two Tassie lads in
Kino.

englel will literally chase down 345

He was completely right with that six people on the leg side strategy bumble came up with

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He's the most witted commentator with field placements.

They should be able to catch crossing cricket balls as well my fine pozzie friend

What’s Tasmania comparable to in english terms?

>Stokes not even celebrating catching the best batsman in the world right now
holy fuck are Englel cooked

SHOT WADEGOD

They literally will NOT.
Last test was an utter fluke and probably won't happen again for a decade, let alone the next test in the series.
Paine is throwing away the win out of fear.

They won't meme another chase out of their arse.

who else working night shifts while /watchingthecricket/?

Can a batsman stand behind the bowling crease?

>forgive people for cheating
Yikes

I also think 370 at least.
90 overs tomoz remember, 350 is just too small.

Wales, surely.

on Yea Forums yes, outside of Yea Forums aussies literally non-stop whinge about the boos

He does have one of the most comfy commentator voices.

Him with Benaud was pure comfy.

Go drown in a pint of Fosters you drongo

Isle of Man

ireland

Hebrides

Cornwall

They forgave Broad and numerous other English cheats

Reminds me of a time in a group where we were all talking about what animals we would be like. Some lad autistically said chimpanzee at the black dude. A very weird awkward ailence followed. he wasnt even being racist desu.

cricket.com.au/video/highlights-australia-pakistan-steve-smith-glenn-maxwell-shane-watson-james-faulkner-world-t20/2016-03-26

2:20 mark

>every video on youtube is a slideshow from a paki/indian

Who comes in for Warner for the 5th test?

apt comparison

Scotland.

neither of these are in England you mongs

the ""whinge"" was about booing him right after he was nearly hughes'd
notice he's been booed before and after and it hasn't drawn the same response

Should fuckin hope not.

>Don't put on spin; the one thing Smith is dogshit at playing until now
Absolutely genius move Englel

Warner and Banners are fair game, they're playing shite.
Smith is utterly redeemed by his last few matches and no longer deserves it. He's verging on making history.

England have to be very careful not to bowl them all out here.

COLLAPSE INBOUND BYE BYE YOU FUCKING CUNTS

>Archer has still yet to get Smith out even when Smith was going for quick runs
holy fuck, Archer is getting exposed as fuck

>Celebrating wickets at this point

Holy fuck Englel are cooked

GONE

according to /cric/ literally every player on both teams is mentally cooked, i am psychologically smashed, the entire populations of both england and australia are cranially crumbled, it's amazing we get anything done

Isle of Wight

Neither is Tasmania you mong

Onya johnny, hopefully we can drop Wade now

>mathew shit

None of those places are in England though you fucking mugs

SHOT WADECUNT

youtube.com/watch?v=4PhjR_V0lf0

banger

can't see either country recovering from this series 2bh.

Neithers Tasmania mate.

Good pick.

Those pajeet vids make me rage.

He said 'in English terms' not 'in England'.

It's because of social darwinism and evolutionary theory.

*hits it square of the leg side*
fuck that's funny

>Forgetting the previous Test
Holy mother of Channel 7 (formerly 9) Summer of Cricket casual

no m8 I literally saw the predictable feed of the "prick" english fans booing him after he got out

Sounds good I wanna declare already

Has there ever been a more fake contrived "rivalry"
than Archer vs Smith?
Archer struggles against Smith even when Smith is giving so many opportunities

Time for poolapse from pozstralia

Mitch Marsh. Was almost called up for this match, will surely be in the next.

Tasmania is in Australia. You know what, nevermind :^)

how contrived
sad

like a twitter feed? those guys whinge about everything

>moves to the off side
>bowler just bowls wide to the offside to him
hah

>not celebrating your stats improving

more important than your team or country mate.

L O N G
E
V
E
R
S

English media loves a beat-up.

Drop Warner, for good

kek
Bancroft or Khawaja
They aren't sold on either though so I reckon they keep him, especially if we win this one so it turns into a dead rubber

the rivalry is england vs reality

Why doesn't the coward Tim Paine just declare?

Ireland is rightful Norwegian clay.

>Smith gets out
>Wade immediately shits the bed
Is he entirely reliant on Smith to do well?

England has Australia 5-77 if you remove Smith from the equation. They're well on top.

Then they should be loving what Smith has been doing to the English bowlers

Khawaja to open
Unironically

I think this is an aussie thing

English media doesn't care about cricket enough to create rivalries and I've never seen much about an Archer v Smith rivalry talk. Just 2 separate players doing well and both being hyped up.

Kek

>mom's making spaghetti and meatballs for tea

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So we'll bat too long here because we're petrified of a repeat of last test, Smith will finally have a bad match in the 5th test and we'll somehow manage to lose the series?

mentally cooked from the last time we set a 350 total

It's England v Smith actually.

Come and take it then, if you can.

Why the fuck is Joe Burns not even in the squad. How can a guy who scored 180 in his last test not even break into the team?

>Australia tactically allowing Archer to take wickets so he bowls next test to allow Smith an easier century
Based tactics from Paine tbqh

Ahh yes, the water efficient puppy

>mom
Foy

>Root
>Englands "best batsman"
>Top score this series:77 of pure hard work
>Smith
>Lowest score this series:82 effortless runs
Why is England allowed to play cricket again?

England
will
NOT
manage to bat an entire day

Why dont you guys actually have some fucking tea for tea for once

Series isn't over just yet m8
Don't need to pull the "we dont even care" card already.

>proceeds to infect Ireland's potatos with blight

>mom's
are the Brits really that cucked to America?

Usually I have coffee for tea

Sorry sweaty, it's Stokes vs Smith

>come on there lychee

because they found out where it comes from

Is it time to drunkenly post based music?
youtube.com/watch?v=JIrUqsB-0vw

it's no secret that cricket is quite niche in England

Good thing a session will be rained out. It's also looking extremely dark out there right now, so they won't be batting tonight.

No but this cunt deserves to be deported

Lucky lad. Think I might ask mummy-bear to make me sgetti meatballs

>Starc has a bigger high score than Paine

jokes on you Lars, we've learnt how to fish

@95256800
>he now uses a British proxy
can't wait till he who shall not be named leaves for ever or dies

>mom's
lad...

I didn't know this. What is it less popular than?

SCORE SOME FACKIN RUNS

i kept quiet about it the first time but, it should be 'sweety' not 'sweaty'. just hope to improve your post quality not trying to be mean.

England being bullied here

I got the nude guy at the gym ad. grim

The Australian squad is just too stacked atm.

I remember only a few years ago it was quite common for sides to bat a day and a half to save the match. Test cricket is going down the shitter.

Batting looking easy out there. Better set 420 to be safe.

Englol bought the rights to the Burns name

what on earth has meghan done lads

Will Lyon take any wickets tomorrow?

Sorry sweaty, learn the meme lad
And gonna end with a better average when he gets out no doubt

voldemort posts here? How strange

seriously stop posting about it unless you want to perpetuate it

Fucking famished, but can't be arsed cooking food.

FINALLY SUM FUCKNING MAXIMUMS

not sure if trolling but football is by far more popular.. probably at least 20x more

they get paid in a week what cricketers get paid in a year probably

Maccas monopoly

Soccer (football) and in some parts, rugby.
That's literally it. It's a token damage control card they play every time they tour Australia and lose.
Watch him list meme individual sports like F1 and tennis.

See pic.
Remember, he missed 3 innings too.

This is why he's getting so much talk now.
I had doubts until this series happened.

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that ad is nuts

Why did Meghan Markle go through 3 nannies?

umm are you a freshie, sweaty?

>Paine the tail-end slogger
Kek

She holocausted a couple jews

7/46
probably fucked a few people she shouldn't have

>a session will be rained out
There's no rain forecast for tomorrow m8

toast? Or a bowl of cereal

We should get archer to bowl some bouncers to get Paine to be even more stupid

Easiest (You)'s I ever did get

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>proceed to infect fish with blight
Ur fugged now m9.

Cute :3

Time to declare

just took a huge Joe Denly

>it took the fourth test match for root to overtake head in runs
positively howling

>he thinks he got a you from me
lad doesn't understand how 4channel works

>Paine stat padding to try and save his career instead of declaring
absolute cunt

how easy is it to get a qt Lithuanian gf in the UK?

Post more cats and you're forgiven

>The Australian squad is just too stacked atm.

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i got something tasty for ya lad

england should send out two nightwatchmen tonight. i'm not even memeing.

cannibalism it is then

Langer probably told them to get 400
safe score desu

Time to pretend

>Steve Smith is too stacked

absolutely braindead post, one of the worst I think I’ve ever seen

How many overs are scheduled for tomorrow, 90?

>cat smell

disgusting

it's not so much about the breadth of sports.. more the depth..

football is king by far here, it dwarfs cricket in every way, in most of europe they basically only play football

27 more runs till the declaration
English batting collapse looms lads

Nah last innings proved that 350 is not enough.
I'm ok with this knock.

Who cares? They never bowl them anyway.

>370 ahead
Just declare you faggot.

>it's Sunday already

not sure if user wants midnight cheesy sausage desu

Declare you coward

how to get cats to like each other? Mine fuck hate each other

America

oooooooooooooooo fast line and length bowling nnnnnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Watching with some comfy wool socks on lads

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I'm aware of this.
Cricket is also behind aussie rules and rugby league here, depending on the state.
It's popular by virtue of being the default 2nd sport everywhere in the country.

>proceeds to infect irish with blight
OH NONONO

Might just ubereats a kebab tbqh. Anyone want anything?

Just thinking what a good target to set is
if it's 90 runs and they go at 4 an over, which is ambitious for englel they get 360
might as well declare soon to prevent the risk of a draw as the option of England winning is very slim
Or is it 80 runs tomorrow?

Depends on the cat. In most cases cats that like each other are siblings or otherwise grew up together

>He's just got the best player in the world out, Frank!
Cricinfo are stupid
He got himself out, you can tell that by the reaction of the English, barely celebrating the wicket becasue they knew he threw it away going for quick runs

century from stokes please mate

feed them together and move their bowls closer each time or gradually

actually vomiting rn

get us a email from bunnings lad

>implying
Cricket is biggest by a long way.

DECLARE RIGHT NOW

youtube.com/watch?v=ckbmclmlmN4

NOW THIS is a fucking song

Chips from Hungry Jacks

It would be quite impractical for you to 'get me anything' given our respective locations, friend.

broken fucken gut

Roy better not be injured for the 5th test

Is that a telephone cable going into the tv / something behind it?

For 6 weeks during the summer.

m8
youtube.com/watch?v=J9gKyRmic20

hairy wog detected

FUCKING DECLARE

Business idea: abolish all sports except griget

ARGGGHHHHHHH STOP HOGGING THE STRIKE PAINE, LET STARC SCORE WUICK RUNS
REEEEEEE

Any chance we could chase down this score like last test?

this. need that fat useless cunt in there

So do Australia just bat until the end of the day and declare tomorrow morning to have the whole day to try to take England out?

don't worry, he'll be back playing his natural game, like a champ.

Bit peckish

Based

Runchases like that only happen at Headingley.

They go pretty hard.

They're brother and sister so they've always been like this

Although the white one does NOT like it when the brown one tries to play fight and chase her

Direct line to Tony Abbott

thoughts?

Australia will 100% declare tonight.

Then we can get Joe Buck to commentate the Ashes like God intendes

No
Aus certainly want 400 here and at least 10-20 minutes to bowl against England tonight

nah as I said I think it's pretty much impossible
if ANYONE can tell me the overs bowled tomorrow I would be grateful

dark as jofra's arsehole out there now lads reckon the umps need to end this for the day

ah yes, the old time waste review.

Celtoid-Scottish mutt

Tactical review

yeah i'll have a review thanks

>player rivyoo fo cote

Solid kek.

Worst review ever poot kys

Australia has more than enough. Any team trying to chase 350+ down on a fifth day pitch will get bowled out in quick order.

>England stalling for time with DRS
Based. Now they just need to fake an injury.

mines better sorry

yeah yeah it's not out, hurry it up

Paine is so cooked rn doesnt want a repeat of test 3. JUST DECLARE YOU SILLY CUNT

>England time wasting yet again
why does England never get fined or punished for time wasting

This.

PSYCHOLOGICALLY COOKED

Pathetic time wasting from the cowardly Root

Probs about 92. They still have some to make up from the rain delays, so up to 98, but due to slow over rates they won't get through them. They'll play to 7.30pm.

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had one, you dont want to bother

paine is completely frazzled, why wouldn't he declare now?

>review made them call it a wide
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

THE COWARD TIM PAINE

we're well and truly fugged now. Good thing our new viking overlords provide universal health care.

A HSP please.

muh 15 minutes before play ends wicket

>paine still hogging the strike
ffs let starc score runs you idiot

Not a chance they'll actually make it to 7:30, the light will be absolutely shit by 7 at the latest

>making us bowl another ball

cheers for the extra 40 seconds you wasted

I thought play could only be extended up until 7 today and that's not factoring in light, you sure you know what you're talking about?

Overton always threatens to run his grotesque scrotum across the chins of ICC niggas

for me, its the miracle of afghanistan cricket

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declared finally

DECLARED

>he doesn't know about internet delivery

WTF

Bout time, cheating poms wasting so much time

why did they pick overton over roland-jones

Nice declaration, confuse the English

APOLOGISE

DECLARED

How about you fuck off and end your useless life

Good decision to get the extra 30.

Pretty sure the last day will be longer. But is right, there will be bad light.

Coward Root vs. stronk Paigne

>toto have a second song I recognise
What a time to be alive.

Paine's 23 runs WILL ensure the match is won

lul wasted too much time

shoulda declared an hour ago

>you now remember toblerone jones

he was actually great against SA.

>not posting the peak of Australian music
youtu.be/880mvmQCG00

Just bring 2 nightwatchmen on

I swear to Allah that if Paine wastes reviews and Aus lose the match, my brothers and I shall behead him publicly upon his return to Australia

So Poms your thoughts on the chance of England getting a Draw or a Win?

Truly, this is the golden era of humanity.

As if you didn't already know Hold the Line.

If they can only extend it to 7 today then I doubt they can extend it further on the last day, if anything they tend to keep it on the set time
Pretty sure you don't know what you're talking about

they should have stayed out there and got a few more runs

won't win, might draw.

Solstice was 3 months ago.
So yeah, light is gonna die fast.

>that SA tourism ad
LOL

Africa
Hold the line
Rosanna

>broad constantly wasting time fiddling with his shoes
>leach constantly wasting time cleaning his glasses
Not a bad idea actually.

Paine blatantly wanted to sure up his average there

>win

Stokes will not be able to do another god innings so I think draw

averages 19 in test cricket, 25 in FC cricket from 112 games

mind-boggling they only picked him for 4 games after all the trash they've trialled over the years

what were we chasing last time when stokes when mental?

How does "declared" work? Does it limit the other side, or reduce the chance of a draw?

New old bread
cheers trinibro

Based Paine declaring to help his average.

afghanistan is the greatest sporting story in recent memory....its literally not farfetchd to call it an absolute miracle
a war torn country now mogging bangladesh in those based red hats . if it wasnt for afghan cricket test cricket would literally be on deathwatch
they have saved us all

>If they can only extend it to 7 today
Where are you getting that from? They've played past 7 on previous days in the match.

I'd be fucking howling if Englel won it from here.

Reduce chance of the draw by increasing the number of deliveries the opposing side face, increases risk of loss for the same reason.

Why do Australians cal English poms?

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Screencapped cunt.

My cat politics is that my cat is a big princess, but due to human ineptitude I'm looking after my cat's mum and my cat's step niece. They are all constantly having a big howl at each other, with the occasional rumble. I blame it on them all being female. Picture is my main cat

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>england chasing 350+ scores from a seemingly impossible position

name one time

I agree. I think 350 was too small.

it's what cricinfo says
>Anuj: "What is the latest we can go on till if light isn't an issue?" 7pm
granted they could be wrong

So you get a draw by the end of the day tomorrow if England is still batting when time runs out but haven't passed Australia?

>Joe Burns
>Ashton Agar
>Andrew Fekete
>Steve Smith
>Tom Cooper
>Tim Paine (C) (WK)
>Sam Rainbird
>Peter Siddle
>Adam Zampa
>Chris Tremain
>Harry Conway

give 'em a good drop kick m8

don't worry they'll land on their feet

literally everyone knows footie players here, and what happens with the England footie team

meanwhile literally no current English cricket player would be recognised in public, last one was probably Flintoff

Missing bitch darsh

I don't enjoy the thought of touching another mans penis

gone
fuck off
get the fuck off the pitch
on ya bike cunt

RETURN CREASE NOBALL

for sucks sakes

fuck's sake lads

>not sending in a night watchman

Fucksocks

FUCKS SAKE ROOT YOU DOPEY CUNT

Oh darling

HAT IT PAT

Root starting a zoo with those ducks

Head on here lads