United Fighting Challenge 242 with live audio commentary by Jonathon Anik and Dominator Cruz
Sponsored by Toyo Tires, the official tires of the UFC
>Coming up Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. Dustin Poirier Edson Barboza vs. Paul Felder Islam Makhachev vs. Davi Ramos Curtis Blaydes vs. Shamil Abdurakhimov Mairbek Taisumov vs. Diego Ferreira Joanne Calderwood vs. Andrea Lee Zubaira Tukhogov vs. Lerone Murphy Liana Jojua vs. Sarah Moras
>Now Ottman Azaitar vs. Teemu Packalen
>Previously Belal Muhammad def. Takashi Sato via submission (RNC) (R3, 1:55) Muslim Salikhov def. Nordine Taleb via first-round TKO (4:26) | Watch finish Omari Akhmedov def. Zak Cummings via UD (30-27 x2, 29-28) Don Madge def. Fares Ziam via unanimous decision (30-27 x2, 29-28)
This card is turning me Muslim, can feel my beard growing
Jack Young
Lol that Finn was a fucking bum, I've seen new borns with more athletic ability than that pasty smear of a man.
Kevin Jones
HEEM DED
Noah Morgan
For sure don't link the previous thread my man
HEEM CRACKY
Luke Fisher
heem shaky
John Parker
OMFG HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM'D TO DEATH
Nolan Adams
HEEEEM SHAKY
Wyatt Cook
Who let this fucking can in the UFC?
Owen Sanchez
say something nice about the great white hope of UFC, the proud western man who will knock out Zubaira in front of his 2.5 million instagram subscribers
Not a fan of all the muslims in this thread. Dustin "The Diamond" Poirier will have you all seethingly fucking your nephews in the ass later And by nephews i mean goats
Has anyone told Teemu that using your head to block punches is a bad strategy?
Adrian Howard
>israel
Henry Long
>look at card >ah, barboza, its that semi-decent kickboxer specialist >aaand khabib is that budget St. Pierre lay'n'pray dude, who is also muslim or something >the rest = literal whos
Hope you guys arent still paying for this shitshow
I'd do irreverseable damage to her rectum if given the slightest chance. She isn't even that good looking, I'm just looking to be violent, like Hannibal Lecter.
Nolan Green
Teemu? More like Heemu.
Connor Bailey
>Poosman got threatened to get stripped and misses out on his big MSG payday BAHAHAHAHA fucking fraud
Dylan Jackson
>fight companion It’s like 9 AM in Weedland lmao
irish guys have great beards you beta you just forgot to be masculine
Camden Bell
Scandis have better facial hair genetics imo.
Jack Morales
>no penis Kinda disappointed tbfh
Chase Miller
he was throwing an upperjab bro, it's a finnish technique, you wouldn't understand
Adrian Morris
I really don't get what's going on with the WW title. Apparently Colby held up at first, and then Usman held up, and then they just made a random "BMF" belt fight
Wtf?
Asher Jackson
feelsbadman I want one. I guess i'll just ave to settle for sum fish n chips. Sad.
Daniel Morgan
Seething
MUSLIM POWER
ALLAHU AKBAR
Nathaniel Gomez
>kike trying to spread homosexuality oh how suprising
Hunter Rivera
how's Sarah Moras bunda game?
Jordan Kelly
Not everybody can be good at shitposting Take it easy on the guy
There aren't any good fights on this card. This is fight night tier
Oliver Brooks
why cant Scandinavians fight? >b-but small population there are like 600k Polynesians total and they're way more successful
Michael Phillips
Dustin heems Khapoop
Jose Lopez
>Dana jacks off when diva faggot Woodley finally loses >Usman is just as selective and dodgy, already talk of stripping him Welterweight is a headache division.
Jayden Lee
any streams up?
Noah Russell
>Jo-JEW-uh
What did they mean by this?
Carter Collins
Didn't this glass jaw get his head fucking pounded within 30 seconds of the drunken irish fight? Fuck off mate
Better than Arabs, yes, better than Turks/Iranians, no. Arabs have absurdly overrated facial hair genetics.
Connor Campbell
Woah, I never thought about this combination
Based Norge
Julian Sanchez
I dont like muslims as much as the next guy..
But i have to agree with their views on women.
UFC only included women because they were trying to look better for WME to buy them. And it worked.. And ronda got KOED. And now they're stuck in the position of trying to make it popular when it never will be.
not being funny but it feels like most people ITT are not regular /heem/sters and it feels very uncomfy there's a bunch of flags I never ever see and people are responding seriously to the inside jokes I guess it's because of the time of this PPV but I must say I feel very uncomfortable
>promo on the big screen was the finnish guy getting heem by diakese he never stood a chance
Adam White
Days like today make me glad I invented Heem
William Barnes
Goddamn, these snadniggers sure are acting upitty tonight.
Shlomo, can't you bomb some nurseries or children's hospitals to calm them down a littls?
Josiah Gomez
I feel you man, it's too hostile and not usual light hearted bants It's what happens when the cazzies pile in though, this is a pretty big card though i think
Ethan Davis
If you're watching this card, consider yourself converted.
Landon Foster
>Being this hot because your country is an irrelevant shithole Sorry lad
Connor Foster
she needs to shave that shit, disgusting
Austin Rogers
10 YEARS AGO ALLAH GAVE OTTMAN AZAITAR A CHOICE
Blake Wilson
WW and LW are fucked up in the title picture department
>lightweight swaps a prima donna champ who fights once a year for a prima donna kebab champ who fights once a year, while a former interim champ basically beats everyone they put in front of him while being passed over >WW gets rid of one snooze champ for another who wont even defend his belt, while a former interim champ keeps being told if he wins 1 more he'll get the title shot
Looking at each division most of them are fucked, only champs that stay active seem to be the split arses.
Christopher Powell
>Just noticed Tony looks more Muslim than Khabib, and I can't stop laughing.
I've wondered about this is as well. My guess is that it depends on his race/ethnic background: a 6'4 blonde haired blue eyed Swede would be welcomed with open arms while an African would not be so welcome
Blake Morgan
didn't this madman win a 5 round war with a guy 3x his size?
Christian Garcia
t. Virgin zoomer
Bentley Thompson
I spent a month in Dubai 8 years ago. Kind of a comfy place teebeeaytch. Extremely safe. Clean. Easy to get around. Lots of stuff to do.
true, just fake moslems who refuse to bow to their new king, dustin poirier
Grayson Cruz
>this comparation between sports wtf ufc
Nathaniel Morgan
fairly regalar heemster been on Yea Forums regularly for the past 10 years fuck your inside jokes tho, 4real this ain't your clubhouse, this is still the internet and it's still Yea Forums
Matthew Flores
lol which one of you fags paid to watch this promo
Jose Bennett
Is the heat going to affect khabibs chance of winning. It's hard to grapple in that hot environment.
Evan Perry
This is your dad. I moved to canada because you're such a faggot. Enjoy the next 13 years you lil bitch
Jace Rodriguez
Ben shapiro looking bitch
Austin Long
Sheikh offers Joey B $10M to let him shit in Olivi's mouth.
Who says no?
Jaxson Evans
HOLY FUCK KHABIB GOT THE BELT FROM THE NY GANGSTER RAGIN AL?
Jack Torres
U gay?
Joseph Barnes
Hopefully they stop giving belts to people like them
Jordan Hernandez
if she cares about muh amazon she has to be aware Brazil’s policies on amazon are excellent compared to my country or any other with amazon territory, we pretty much hav it full of aluminum and coke
Carter Adams
I need khabib to lose so badly so we can stop this nonsense
Jaxon Rodriguez
yeah, it was pretty bad.
Matthew Nelson
Literally every single new promo has been except for UFC 241.
Andrew Scott
Sarah Moras nicknamed "Cheesecake" missed weight lmao
I don't know in one hand barboza crumbles under pressure on the other hand felder loses half his range with his repeted use of elbows
Nolan Parker
I was on Yea Forums before it started, took some time off then came back a couple months after it got popularized. I never asked what it meant so I still don't know.
This was years and years ago. If I had to guess, I'd say less than 1% of the people who use the heem meme know what it means. They just know it means "knockout"
That's the problem with "inside jokes" on the internet. After a while, no one knows where it came from but everyone wants to claim it as their "authenticity"
Ian Anderson
Stop getting your sister to pull her pussy hairs for us Ivan
I'd like Khabib, Conor, and Ferguson to only fight on the same card from now on so /heem/ can only turn into complete shit once a year
Jack Morales
i dont understand why they let this in a based muslim country like emirates keep your SJW garbage at the states, we dont want this garbage anywhere else
Hudson Reyes
milk truk just arive
Evan Nelson
No she doesn't. Brazil is Brazil. They're their own country, all they should worry about is themselves and fixing their problems. They have no obligation to put other countries before themselves unless you're some kind of globalist shill.
Gabriel Rogers
>Have to fight in a shirt
kek
Gabriel Wilson
Is this how you cope?
Jordan Hughes
HOLY SHIT HER CORNERWOMAN IS HOT
Robert Gonzalez
You guys are retarded and know nothing of UAE. These guys are Muslim only in name and appearance. They all drink and have sex orgies with whores.
why female fighters are not wearing burkhas, allah will cry
Nathaniel Rivera
Georgians = mountain Jews
Hunter Bennett
Good lord you sound like a pussy, no wonder your country is a warzone.
David Fisher
holy fuck 5-6? lmao
Colton Butler
Liana Jojua is smoking hot, thank you Dana
Jace Wilson
Disgusting Mutt Leaf vs Caucasus Goddess
John Baker
Nose as big as her titties
Adrian Johnson
>5-6 record >Missed weight Fer ser she's a beast
Robert Rivera
>both forced to fight in shirts fucking wasted
Hunter Kelly
this
Evan Jackson
>fighting wearing a tanktop covering your body not my wmma
Grayson Garcia
dude i might have been told what it meant years ago I just didn't remember cuz I didn't care
I absolutely remember coming back like 3 -4 years ago and seeing everyone using it and just fucking knowing they weren't there when it started and they didn't know what it meant. And "they" are gone now and people now CERTAINLY don't know what it means.
stay butthurt, newfriend
Juan Gonzalez
some1 give me a link to th fite
Gabriel Harris
FOTN incoming
Kevin Ward
>Keel-owna
kek
Kevin Lewis
tummies are haram the mere sight of a female's bellybutton is enough to lead muslim men astray
I got banned for a while so I had a hiatus, pretty boring, it's kinda like that spongebob meme where Squidward he's looking out the window at Patrick and Spongebob playing outside.
I agree with what you said though, pretty based comment.
Thanks for not refuting the fact your a massive pussy, also your reddit is showing.
Henry Peterson
Didn't they have a women's fight in WWE around these parts? As long as they don't show too much skin they allow it now
Carter Young
>losing to a 5-6
Jason Myers
Unbased
Evan Johnson
And new, y nuevo
Chase Carter
I don't like Muslims, so many of them seem scummy. Right now they're all on Packalen mocking him for losing. It'd be hilarious if Khabib got flatlined.
Liani jojua all win are via submission, zero submission attempts in the first two rounds, what the fuck is this gameplanning. Also moras missed weight and is probably 145+.
Brody Richardson
>wmma turns on >posting slows down like clockwork lel
Brayden Sanchez
at least im not saving pictures of neked men. YOu pervert!
