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>nate v masvidal to headline the ufc's msg card

>usman v colby fell through because of colby

>dana then tried to do usman v masvidal but that fell through as well before making a deal on nate v masvidal

youtube.com/watch?v=ey1ifQPHqQs [Open]


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>Champ Shit Only

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when does this get interesting? @ khabib poirier?

youre missing azaitar vs packalen?

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

GADOOOSH'd wh*te

Greatings goof- I mean infidels. It is I, Sultan Danallah Muhammad ibn White. It has come to my attention that some filthy apostate kuffars have been illegally streaming this UFC 242 event. Inshalllah you shall be punished if you do not cease this sin.

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that looks like a strong neck

WH*TEY BTFOOOOOOOOOOOO

gottdam

muslims are not people

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fuck wh*toids

there is no God but Allah

>post a Muslim chad
you okay?

KHABIB

IS

UNDEFEATED

twoood begging for fights on instagram
how sad...

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>no muslim WMMA fighters
???

makes you think

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>muslim
>chad
pick one

Ok /heem/, I don't want to hear ANY excuses if Khabib wins ok?

Daria Ibragimova

she's a Ruskie

She's a Muslim Ruskie

wtf she really is a kartveligirl.. I thought US Georgia

YO, ASSALAM ALAYKUM, MA NIGGERS

is this a preview of the main event

lads how big of a factor do you think the heat is now? Apparently it's a shitshow

not a big factor, just sweat lmao

>Just spoke to Belal Muhammad, he said he could feel "steam" down near the cage. Said it was hot and humid. He heard about it in the locker room before going out, and ended up turning off his AC to try to get used to the conditions. Definitely worth monitoring as night plays out.

it's only 95 degrees, fucking babies.

Imagine if you were a fighter and your nickname turned out to be cheese cake

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Better than tiramisu.

can we make this the /comfy/ thread? the other is incomprehensible
i just want to enjoy some heems with my bros

All that sweat will certainly make grappling a lot harder

All according to plan

28-0

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Fuck me lads, this is brutal. WMMA is garbage

Yeah Im just gonna wait till Paul and Edson's fight starts and come back.

khabib is undefeated

Who's next?

why dead?

And will remain so

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For now

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el duckuy will get mauled by the eagle.

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Idk man we'll see, gonna be fun fight.

how long until the main event?

LETS GO TAISUMOV

ITS OVER DIEGO

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It ends tonight. Hydrate now, tears incoming.

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2 bongs

crackstreams.com/mmastreams/watch-ufc-242-khabib-vs-poirier/

Anyone know when Tim Byrne Vs The British Government fight begins?

AAAAAHHHHH KHABIB GET OFF MY LEG

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>"only" 35c
only dumb fuck americans say this shit

You're not ILLEGALLY streaming this fight, are you?

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poirier loses 3rd round

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ripple.is is working fine for me if anyone needs an alt stream

Stop posting fat women, faggots

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you wouldn't download a khabib k.o would you

>Khabib
>KOing anybody

Must be some sketchy Chinese torrent.

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stream doesn't load for me, how do you get it to pop up?

TIME TO PLAY THE GAAAAAME

UUHHHHUH

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LETS GO TAISUMOV

Is this the most abe lincoln beards of any card ever?

not sure t bh do you not see the black play button

u havent seen zabit

He's saying quantity not quality

>ahhh ooh owiee ooh ouch so hot so sweaty
Those are normal summer temperatures

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>NOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T LIVE IN A DESERT
the absolute state of americans

Mairbek won that one

>Mairbek's corner's speaking German

>usman v colby fell through because of colby
Can i get a quick rundown?

I live in a desert and it's regularly 105-110, 95 is not that bad at all for a desert. We actually enjoy it here if it's under 100 during the peak summer months.

Taisumov lives in Austria... many Chechens do.

Not a good round for taisumov

that's cool but I live on an Island in Europe with the northern half being in northern Europe otherwise known as a fucking cold place, fuck off with your heheh i'm a sand dweller so no one can complain about the heat nonsense

Stream here

Weebcrew.moe

Ferreira is my new boy

Brazil's not a dump today

ffs

>Muslims losing in Abu Dhabi
when will they accept Jesus as their lord and savior?

Honestly well down diego, fucking great fight.

carlos had god on his side

anyone got acestream

Dude thanked the Christian God in Abu Dhabi after beating up a Muslim, pretty damn brave

it's 100 degrees in the summer and 0 in the winter where i live get fucked climatelet

That nigger curtis about to get heemed by shamil

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it peaked at 40c here in the summer and I think it snowed last year

Idaho?

Are there any pagan the UFC?

there's no need for racism, sandnigger

They need another Crusade. All they know is the language of violence.

UFC is a Muslim sport

tony

Teemu, a pagan finn, he got heem sleepy'd by ottman, a muslim, some hours ago.

Any anons going to ufc Vancouver?

fuck off, Amerimutt, less hope the sandnigger kils the nigger, im rooting for the less nig fighter

Ferguson?
Proof that he's pagan?

Blaydes tko rd 2 at 4:02 cap this.

>melbin

ameriniggers don't behead people

Wasn't this Israel Adesanya walking out with some African flag? When did he suddenly become a kiwi?
Unless I have the wrong guy, the one who fought Anderson a few months ago

Blades tko rd 3 at 1:10 cap this baby

israel "DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING KIWI" adesanya

MUZZIES ARE LOSING TONIGHT
BET ON DP
ISLAM WILL LOSE
KABOB WILL LOSE
ITS OVER

Mirin' Khabib's lats

Doubt it's the first hooker Ragin Al has fought

Seething, muslims have been winning so far.

he's your average nigger, took his gimmedats from a first world country and represents the nigger shithole his family escaped from when he was 1 year old

What for? They have bullets and guns the white man provides.

>Zubaira drawed
>Mubairak lost
>????

>curtis beat based overeem

fucking nigger, shamil kill this nignog.

NIGGER VS. SANDNIGGER pt. 2
Who do we support /heem/?

THIS HEAT HAS A NEG ENHANCEMENT -2 ENDURANCE FOR ALL RUSSIANS

BET THE HOUSE ON THE LOUISIANA SWAMP MAN

BET THE HOUSE

I REPEAT

BET THE HOUSE

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Andrea Lee won that fight

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synchtube.ru/r/sptube

A lot of people in the chat today.

How did you get a flag for Georgia? Mine just shows up as USA

and the rest?

>ottman KO
>belal submission
>first muslim guy KO

mudslimes have these as well, yet they still opt to use rusty scimitars to behead their fellow sandfrican americans

He is missing some brain

khabib fight when? CET pls

yeah nah

Why do all Dagirats have that compressed/squished skull shape?

Any MANLETS here?

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OH NO NO NO THIS NIGGER HAS DARUDE SANDSTORM AS HIS WALK IN SONG

MORTAL KOMBAT

BASED MK THEME

>BIG TITTY. GO HOME!
>mortal kombat theme song

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Mortal kombat

That Dagestani's promo just scared the fuck out of me. I am legit scared as fuck. He was just so ruthless in his tone.

MOOOORRTAALLLLLL KOOMMMMBAAATTT

MOOOORTAAAL KOMBAT

Based Blaydes about to clown this Muzzie bum.

>Curtis Blaydes

>"one of the best heavyweights in the world"

please stop

>mortal kombat

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>Mortal Kombat theme
Blaydes wins

>his hips are very nice
>he has a large package
>he's carrying heat

Why are these commentators so fucking gay.

>Blaydes coming in to the Mortal Kombat theme

Shamil is fucked

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Its over nigger

For sure I disagree. How do you feel about Aspen converting to Islam tho?

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>leaf commentators
LEL

If Kahbib were to lose, would they riot?

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for young men in daegestan there are two career options.

join isis
or become MMA fighter

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What skull shape is this?

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where the fuck is faber in this gif? Looks like a party for trannys

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Why do they refuse to admit Blaydes is a mediocre journeyman?

I voted for Jimmy Carter and he rewarded me.

Det roliga är att de snackar rätt dålig ryska med blattedialekt

THE MOST FUCKING BASED INTRO EVER KILL YOUR OPPONENT BASED NIG

day of the rake

It's true. There are 4-5 good heavweights in the world. Hes probably top 10

cope harder mutt, you had a muslim president

Bayblade gonna win.

owo whats this

JOIN THE PRIVATE VIP STREAM SITE A

literal

The commentators are Canadians??? Fuck.

Just needs one of those fagestani beards.

hit in the head with the back of a shovel shape

leave messi alone!

hyperbrachycephalic

these dudes might gas hard with heat

>mma "fans"

lmao, what is happening in that webm

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oh yeah our 32nd president, mahmoud muhammad. forgot about him

it just might be

Aspen converting to Islam is the biggest story of the week

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Why do women do this?

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>Dagestani getting wrestlefucked by a nog
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

do you know which region Jojua is from?

Taisumov was a -260 favorite, it's not bizarre most of us picked him

>using ripple in [current year]

at least is not nigger culture la

Reminder Blaydes only career losses are Ngannou

you mean white women?

Abdurak/HEEM/ov

Works better than most others

to piss off incels

I can appreciate wrestling when its not done by a dogistain

Surnames ending with -ia -ua are from samegrelo(mingrelia)

fight companion commentary is keeping me awake

Who is that nig with tyedye hair

they look like they having some wholesome fun. They're probably going to go swimming at stacy's pool right after and pick up some smoothies later

this fight gay af

...

>That nog in the crowd with the rainbow towel saying ‘bang um’
Based

Goddamn nigger
link?

freakin cute

Is it an unfair advantage for blacks when it's 50 degrees (125 degrees American) in the ring? Black Africans are very tolerant of sun and heat because of their black skin and genetics.

It's like if you were to fight an Eskimo in the Antarctic.

...

Lmaaooo imagine living somewhere it's late. It's lunchtime nigga

synchtube.ru/r/sptube

FUCKING NIGGER

SCOREBOARD

Muslims: 0
Kaffirs: 2

need a piss bros someone get a finish

because they get attention

saved by the bell

>The black one having to stand outside and only barely visible through a window
kek

holy fuck that gnp

youtube.com/watch?v=tcf4fZgth4E&feature=youtu.be

When is Khabib fighting?

>listening to closet homos talk over each other

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Bro, I'm not gonna discuss if cyanide is worse than arsenic. Enjoy your fellow niggers.

KING KONG

>BIG TITTYS. GO HOME!

THIS

imagine living life on this much of easy mode, no wonder bitches are so fucking delusional

also mountainniggers aren't like the desert warlords who can take the heat

Two more cups of hot chocolate until main event

>all american fighters having superior cardio tonight

post videos to inspire khabib

youtube.com/watch?v=PkqfKt5m4c0

probably in about 1 hour and 30 minutes

Blacks are having advantage in that hot ass enviroment

blonde one in the back is 10/10

cringe

andrea lee gassed breh

HD stream streamcartel.org/23.html?/669015/2/

How hot is it in there

imagine having 0 takedown defense and knowing you are facing blaydes

grow up

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/95113990/#95121614

I'm still in it, but that Felder pick could ruin me.

When are they going to Tyrone's to fuck him and his friends?

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early stopage if you ask me

Bullshit fuck that nigger i hope he dies

broke his nose

STOPPY

Imagine being a Dagestani and not knowing how to wrestle

so this is muslim power

weak shit

let them fight

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM BLEEDY


JORDANFAG BTFO

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Heem?

Thanks!

Based Goddard saving us from the slopfest

>tfw no fatality
JUST

lmao soft

muslims 0-2 so far

HEEM STOPPY

Eat that american dick you muslim bitch.

HEEM BLEEDY

odd stoppage but fair

Blaydes has lethal elbows

kek they don't give a fuck

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Thank you, very cool!

why are europeans so obsessed with interracial sex?

HEEM NOSEY

THE BLACK MAN IS SUPREME
GOD ON THIS EARTH

I'm 0-2 for picks
But on the bright side mudslimes are losing

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>tp
>tf

OH FUCK HIS NOSE IS FUCKED

>Muslims 0-2

Fucking yikes!

Ref should've let him finish it.

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>fight pretty much over
>get your nose shattered as a parting gift

BASED BLAYDES

this is the first big ufc fight i've watched

is the atmosphere always this bad?
might aswell be no crowd.

>odd stoppage but fair
ye
felt conservative
he could have taken a few more hits
but i guess it didn't matter either way

they can't bear to watch an arab get blacked

Muslins 0 - 2 Infidelis

Its over, kebab

The absolute state of the Dubai crowd

only if tyrone goes to the same school as them. Otherwise, they are going to chad's place where tyrone might show up to

>heem so pissed off muslims won they're shilling for a LITERAL NIGGER now

I was closer :)

This is the first time they've held an event in a Middle Eastern country, in western countries the crowds are a lot more wild

racists btfo

there was a lot of cheering when Khabib's boy was fighting, next fight should be similar to that

all of the muslims are losing on he main card and it's 100 degrees in the middle of the night

No, its in Saudi Arabic so...

Why host an event where you get stoned to death if you clap? The fuck is this crowd?

>heem so pissed off muslims won they're shilling for a LITERAL NIGGER now

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Wrong, casual

It’s in Abu Dhabi totally different from a Vegas fight

Cute zhang

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Muzzies are getting heemed, of course they are as quiet as the Japanese

The arena is a lot smaller than usual it seems.

THE BLACK MAN IS ABOVE ALL
ALL PRAISES DUE TO THE ORIGINAL MAN!

These are white muslims. You are arab. You are not the same race. Kill yourself.

LETS GO ISLAM

>host UFC in the middle east
>stack it full of Muslims
>they all lose
>in front of Muslims

What were they thinking?

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>normies who are made anxious by silence

Filthy normies. I would happily sit across from you at the table in pure silence.

arabs absolutely hate niggers

the next guy is literally called islam so they';ll probably start chanting "allah akbar"

aspen ladd looks like quasimodo why didn't she cover her fivehead
instagram.com/aspenladd
fucking fat ugly more weight gained than khabib shit fighter amerilard

why don't asian fighters just give up, seriously

CHINA POWAH

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Shot themselves in the foot by making them have heat strokes pre fight

thanks, ausbro

>>they all lose
imagine being this delusional
>ottman
>belal
BTFO

ANOTHER MUZZIE HERE WE GO AGAIN.

Redpill me on Zhang. Is she any good? I watched her 10 second KO.

My parlay is complete if Makhechev, Barboza and Khabib win.

Based. Wish the cock was bigger though.

the japs are cool though, they always cheer for techniques and heart even though they keep an attentive silence in between

I would swallow her HUGE SHITS

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Is this a Dagestani monkey as well?

i dont know about that. There was that asian kid at virginia tech but its quite strange for a uni to face a shooting.
Then there was that one indian kid that brought in what looked like a bomb inside a briefcase but he called it a clock. He might as well just put a clock on top of some dynamites and brought that in.
Then there was that hispanic kid that did the most recent shooting in florida. At least I think he was hispanic

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Muhammad was white.
Sit down. Be humble.

THE BLACKENING WILL COMMENCE WITH ISLAM GETTING JUNGLED
AND THEN THE LOUISANA WHITE HOPE WILL BRUTALIZE KHABIB

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ALLAHU AKBAR

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only BRs still listen to Eminem

Isn't music haram?

Ramos is j-j-j-jacked son

GOD BLESS THE ORIGINAL MAN! THE BLACK MAN!
GOD DESTROY THE CAVE DWELLERS AND ISLAMIC HERETICS!
JAH BLESS!

Bro why do Muslims always lose?

ramos would wrestlefuck kabob

LAD... I'VE BEEN REPLYING TO [YOU] SINCE ZABAIRA GOT DRAWED.... MUZZIES ARE GETTING BTFO, YOU KNOW IT TOO BOY

you forgot to include mine.

>eminem
OH NO NO NO

The Muslim kid was set up by his dad. His dad wanted to be on the news and make money off the notoriety so he made his son bring in a clock that looks like a bomb.

Obama then gave them a White House visit and NASA/Facebook/Google gave them like $100,000.

Anyone going to UFC Vancouver today?

When does the muslim man fight the white man

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I hope he's gonna lose as well. I can't stand muslim churkas.
t. churka

Islam is better than Khabib.

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LETS GO ISLAM!!

Who the fuck actually listens to eminem? I'm cheering for muzzball now

Just saying as an example, I like Nippon crowds best desu

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well, i guess it worked. His dad is smart but at the same time is one greedy mother fucker. Using his own son's reputation just to profit. He'd probably sell him just to earn a quick buck

He's a Chechen, of course he's living in Austria. What did you expect?

synchtube.ru/r/sptube

MAIN EVENT IS NEXT

usually khabib/islam corner each other

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wrong

co-main next with felder/barbosa

>naming yourself after a religion

wtf lol

Wtf, am I the only one thought that doggo screamin?

>Iaintclickinthatshitnigga

Whats up with those muslim russians? There's one in evey fight

Islam is the herald, if he loses, Khabib is cursed in this place.

this card is lackluster as fuck I forgot

>has Arabic tattoo
>Arabs hate him

>Joke of the century

Brazil has Order and Progress written in its flag

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Good

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None of these guys are russian

>samba
U wot mate?

This card is shit desu, but at least we get cowboy vs gaycheese next week thats gonna be kino af

globalhomo

-360 favourite is too much for Islam

1) OAE is a Muslim country.
2) The most of UFC Muslim fighters are from Russia
?????
PROFIT!

it's ironic, like the cross on Sweden's flag

shit card tho. UFC is spread way too thin. Youre lucky to get 2 good fights a card

was this the guy khabib threatened to leave for?

The state funds combat classes in those regions to attract kids away from terrorism. Or something like that.

Why are Muslims so afraid to stand and fight like men? Every one of these faggots goes for takedowns immediately. So fucking boring.

Garbage fighters.

worst card i’ve ever seen

>The state funds combat classes in those regions to attract kids away from terrorism

Why would you want to do that? Do they want Russians to encroach and steal their homeland?

most of them would like normal people if it werent for them wearing those gote fucker beards.

They have to pray during the fights

Lmao

Why is there so ranking next to Ramos's name? Islam has a [15] next ot his.

*goat

Well no, but they also don't want their kids going to join the local gang of beheadists down the road.

>"Ramos has trained in Russia so he's comfortable here in Abu Dhabi"

Is Anik just trolling at this point or really this much of a retard?

Yup, plus filler WMMA.

They unironically should have had two muzzettes in full burka fight as the Co-Co-main event

it's a big country

shit fight

Rankings only go to 15. After that you are an unranked bum.

What if someone flew a plane into the stadium lol

For you.

>From two guys dry-humping eachothers legs
>...to two stiff idiots waiting for the other to strike for >muh counter

Calling this a "combat sport" is a real stretch lads

Nice to be with you lads.

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i thinks it's more to do with the fact they have a long tradition of martial sports, such as wrestling.

>be 4 inches taller
>fight on the back foot

What a pussy lanklet fucker.

I see. So they're giving this Muslim a bum to fight, hoping he'd win.

This
Fucking garbage

I'm going back to /box/

It’s a tent, so EVERYONE would die

I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM AAAGGGHHHH

They should do what Rizin does and have like one huge card every month or two
Of course Dana is too greedy to do this though

Hot take.

>thought ramos was winning the round
>dom tells me he is 2/20 for strikes

well shit

Well I watched a documentary and it said what I said about the state trying to get kids into martial arts in school and stuff.

>gote fucker beards

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9/7 lol

>25 strikes combined thrown
>less than 10 connected all together

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

>>be 4 inches taller
>>fight on the back foot
same reach tho

this translator is ass lmao

>Davis Ramos
>bum
Fucking caz

AYO WHERE DA HOEJABIS AT????????????

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He didn't do shit

>grapples doing notting on the feet.

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I had Makhachev winning it. He seemed to block or dodge most shots.

>two grapplers
>punching

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this is a horrid card

What's the point of even scoring it when none of the guys do anything, really

Fucking snooze fest

Ramos looks like hendo

Makhachev is a chinlet. Lucky Dilon Danis didn't get his hands on him

Lads... Islam losing in front of this crowd will make the entire card worth it, KEK.

synchtube.ru/r/sptube

Waiting for the bombs to drop

Prelims fight and crowd all night around

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WOOOO

these streams no longer work, pls gibe more links!

>two world class grapplers
>Jab fest
baka

Minor heem

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So did Dagestan get conquered by muslims AND commies or what

Ramos got a huge hog

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THE

FIGHT

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LESS

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CONNECTED

UAE booing islam
is this the jews greatest trick

crackstream

Islam making it in.

Where did the user posting chubbies go?

Dagestan got cucked by Muslimsin the 9th century.

>that knee though

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we all do

Its a called a pungskydd or jockstrap

Based Habib's father.

Missed the first two rounds, whose winning hows it going?

lmao Abulmanapap is getting angry.

keep them cooming bro

Could be 20-18 either way

Based Khabib fighting twice in one night

9/11 has been repayed

A lot of the UFC seems to be persisting with your boring but tactically sound gameplan while the crowd boos you. Islam is gradually, though boringly, winning on his feet. If he just keeps this up, he wins.

a fucking baloon animal in his pants

post pic

Pounding dem in.

Is it a grapplers put on a sloppy kickboxing match?

Lel

that probably won the fight for islam

>matingpress.mp4

are they chanting his name or islam in general ?

the fighters are heeming the crowd to sleep

why did heavweight fighting have to die. this shit is mad gay

whoms*

POCCИЯ BПEPEД!
youtu.be/d46kLzbIp30

strengthlet. how do you not get the KO there?

The knockdown didn't even excite me for how boring this fight has been, I don't care.

Oh shit!

don't think they even know his name is islam

Georgians got cucked by russians in 2015

Sounds good I missed this fight then.

Get the fuck out, polfag.

His shorts are hiding a BALLOOON

I heard DAVI DAVI DAVI though.

poдинy нe любишь?

sport is fucking boring as shit

The cage really fucks up MMA. it makes the lay and pray the best strategy.

You heard wrong

Speaking of Mongols, who TF gets conquered by Asians? Lmao

Fight recap:

>round 1: noone does anything
>round 2: noone does anything
>round 3: noone does anything, brazilian tries to leap in, catches a knee, other guy lies on him and does nothing
>brazilian loses decision

GAME THREAD

t. never grappled before

Funny shit if they are shouting khabib.

Worst card of the year?

I need some money lads.

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>2/3 of the fight with nothing but standing around
>1/3 of the fight ground fucking

Next fight pls

Ramos does very well on his back

ISLAAAAAAAAAAM

you're right, i'm not a faggot

it helps to get up, ring is worse

everybody got conquered by the mongols

R u mad bruh

solid performance from Islam, very heavy top control

true

Good picks, your money is assured

Have they released the Dana white Matt Serra thing in Abu Dhabi yet

americans didn't

>Cryin like a bitch
What did he mean by this Bros?

looked away when they showed the replay and thought islam started beating on him after the fight

Anyone have a better stream than crackstreams shits laggy as fuck

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A нaхyя ты этo пpитaщил-тo? Я дpyгoй aнoн, ecли чo

Why is crackstreams shitting the bed? buffering

try the synchtube one

Baaaased

what were you looking at

TAKBIR

T... they would have conquered you if they really wanted to.

Asalamalaikum 'n'allda

Link me

Someone pls link a livestream, crackstreams shit the bed and the retard has chat disabled in discor.d, what a fucking cuck.

synchtube.ru/r/sptube

homosports

because morons keep linking it to the main event cazzies

khabib is going to get schooled tonight. poirier is going to finish him in the 4th round. cap this.

just capped it king

TU VAI MORRER

>plz stop fight so I can catch my breathe from body kick I ate
Headbutt ref!

comfy thread bros are the kabib cazzies not here yet?

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pls link a livestream, crackstreams is certified cazzie stream, buffering.

synchtube.ru/r/sptube

Anyone know their weight-ins for this fight? Didn't catch it

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ripple.is/mma

Lightweight

Nigga bleeding too now.

Hello Bloody Elbow, my name is Derek Schott but you probably know me better as Punisher Bass. Aka “The worst mod on BE”. An hour ago I was a very very happy MMA fan, as of right now though, not so much. If you want to see me pontificate outside of the confines of BE, you can follow me on twitter @Punisher_Bass.
KHABIB NURMAGOMEDOV

Bass - I’m writing this literally moments after the post fight fight happened and I’m trying to play mod at the same time. Right now, I say he should be arrested, stripped of his title, and suspended for a good long time. Ferguson is the real champ in my eyes anyway. I hate being a fan of this sport sometimes. Hello Bloody Elbow, my name is Derek Schott but you probably know me better as Punisher Bass. Aka “The worst mod on BE”. An hour ago I was a very very happy MMA fan, as of right now though, not so much. If you want to see me pontificate outside of the confines of BE, you can follow me on twitter @Punisher_Bass.
KHABIB NURMAGOMEDOV

Bass - I’m writing this literally moments after the post fight fight happened and I’m trying to play mod at the same time. Right now, I say he should be arrested, stripped of his title, and suspended for a good long time. Ferguson is the real champ in my eyes anyway. I hate being a fan of this sport sometimes. Hello Bloody Elbow, my name is Derek Schott but you probably know me better as Punisher Bass. Aka “The worst mod on BE”. An hour ago I was a very very happy MMA fan, as of right now though, not so much. If you want to see me pontificate outside of the confines of BE, you can follow me on twitter @Punisher_Bass.
KHABIB NURMAGOMEDOV

Bass - I’m writing this literally moments after the post fight fight happened and I’m trying to play mod at the same time. Right now, I say he should be arrested, stripped of his title, and suspended for a good long time. Ferguson is the real champ in my eyes anyway. I hate

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HEEM LEAKY

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

WHY IS THIS GUY'S VOICE DEAD LOL

>I don't have to do this
This Irish mick drunk, the fuck he talking about?

Let the coping begin

Post all those losing slips

Also that Swede and Mexican and autistic American who kept spamming the "sheikh style poo" meme should never post here again.

Bunch of losers

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Didnt know the card was this early, is it over what have I missed? The stream I found real quick is buffering constantly. I see Khabib threads all over Yea Forums like he won, is it over?