UFC 242 Live Gamethread #1

How come some backwater churkas from dagestan can speak English? Meanwhile foreigners who trained in USA for years cant even speak one sentence!

Caught ya sleepin /heem/

I hate how this mutt is able to play one arab/indian/whatever the fuck and be treated like the hometown favorite when he talks like urkel and is more americanized than a cheeseburger

sato's entrance music sounded like some dark souls boss song

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The Arab dog fears the Samurai.

for the us poorfags post streams pls

*sniff sniff*
Yep this is the thread boys

After watching the embeddeds I can confirm that contrary to appearances, Belal Muhammad is indeed white

>belal going full ISIS

kinda catchy tune
arabs please find me the song

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i have big dick an you dont lol

have a feeling the jap will lose

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>berserk
is sato /ourguy/ now ?

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMSSSSSSSSSSS

LETS GO LADS

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How does one convert to Islam anons? Just for 24 hours whilst it's FIGHT DAY.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Belal is a bad mofo. God help our jap friend

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anyone got stream link?

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Olivi looks nice with her hair covered. She should become a Muslim and submit to a strong husband and Allah. Women cannot feel proper until they submit.

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For sure don't link the previous thread with the webms my man

post the fucking stream niggers

ISRAEL IS A LEGITIMATE STATES

ufc.tv

repeat after me
La illaha ill allah muhammadu rasulu allah

always

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Are atheists perhaps the most ignorant fucks on earth?

They think their morality was just sprouted out of thin air and if they lived in some tribe 6000 years ago they'd think the same way lmao..

upvoted for urkel line

Heeminder Muhammad was white

Our feature early prelim headliner of the evening.

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Nobody named Belal Muhammad can be white

>Boxing: Fake African American "fuck you whitey" Islam
>MMA: Real Allahu Akbar 9/11 Islam

based

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Sure!
>pisses into your eyes

see Dana's dogs are starving.

ufc.tv

espn+.com

Belal looks like 9/10 Isis members

I think you'd be surprised

i am hung.

I went to the UAE 2 times in the Marines and went to a whore house called Thank God It's Thursday both times. Paid a giant African nigger to toss a whore out by her hair that wouldn't leave me alone. He was at this same bar 3 years apart tossing bitches through the door. Other than that and the mall it was just hot as fuck and they were still building everything (was 10 years ago). The whores were pretty nice though. Mostly Russian and from SEA.

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lets go NIP

here bro *pssss*

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Wikipedia says Dustin via flying armbar in round four

fishy ref

belal is ahkmedov salikhov but 5 shades darker

SCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMM GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

>carpet in bathroom

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What song did he use? Forces?

are all ossetians this hot?

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Sato looks like 10/10 other japs

*postures up*

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remember the name
MUHAMMAD

10 cent on the nip boy

19.5x15 cm, i probably have the biggest hawg of this thread

here you goof

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nice blog faggot

Lol uae actually booing fighters who don't follow their prophet

What?

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>chicago

Jews did 9/11

>Belel "remember the smell" Muhammad

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wait you see georgian sluts. caucasus is literally an ethnostate with no niggers

OK
>pisses on your forehead and into your eyes and mouth

I know less than 5% of you nigs watch soccer but the UAE hosted the Asian Cup back in January and every game was fucking empty.

Don't expect this stadium to be full by the time Khabib fights.
Emiratis hate sport.

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9/10 isis members wear star of david necklaces

Is Sato related to the Indy Car driver?

Belal "Remember the Name" Muhdijad

That's a walk-in closet. Way to our yourself as a poorfag.

>has opponent hurt
>goes for double

hahaha simply epic my dudez!

>muhammad chants

why is bruce buffe not wearing islamic pajamas?

MUSLIM MASTER RACE. MUSLIMS ARE SUPERIOR FIGHTERS INSHALLAH

>DEFENSE!
sounded like thats what the crowd was chanting

Best Khabib win in your opinion?

MAUL
A
U
L

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>walk in closet with a tub and vanity

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Scarier than regular Muslims somehow.

ALLAHU AKBAR

when he was raping MJ

>hot
>those
yikes

Magomed Magomedov

man they really dont wanna give the belt to colby

Can anyone post the streams?

We have the main card free here, but the FUCKING channel has been down since UFC 241, so I have to watch it on this shitty laptop.

>a walk in closet with a bath and a shower

Haha what a poorfag, I've got a slip n slide and a shark aquarium in mine.

>CROWD STARTS CHANTING MUHAMMAD
>THEY FORGET TO CHANT "PEACE BE UPON HIM" AFTER
>ENTIRE AUDIENCE GETS 100 LASHES FOR DISRESPECTING THE PROPHET

>rich irish people put their clothes in a bath

Barboza

they're both descended from genghis khan so yes

their traditionalism and tribalism scares me. theyre like what polacks wish they were

Why all the Chinese fighters have a shitty TD defense and ground game?

is that more your type?

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They're trained and funded by the Israel so I wouldn't be surprised

Michael Johnson since he flushed PeaHead and Tony

the samurai fears the wrestlefucker

why are japanese fighters so disappointing lads? everytime they come to the UFC i want them to win but they never do

Colby would unironically finish Yoel

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usman is scared shitless of fighting colby i agree

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Very good round for Belal

Good round for Bel.... Shit I can't remember this dudes name

because they're all cans, Muhammad is good tho so no shame losing to him

Colby is the only fighter in that division who is even more boring than Usman so is that really a surprise?

Diaz vs masvidal main event msg

If you could take about a foot off her width on both sides at the hips, I unironically would do her.

i was looking at houses and saw a house that had a bedroom connected to an open bathroom, so you could look at the bath while you were in bed

imagine all the steam mould yuck

also last week went to an open house and the bathroom had a fucking wardrobe in it. so all the clothes get a nice scent of shower and mould. fucking retards

although thats 2 out of 1000s so in general people arent retarded

I can’t tell if its the ufc being incompetent or fighters being divas

no way that it's a 10 8 right ?

u prolly a shia innit?

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synchtube.ru/r/sptube

Join the stream we talking today

jesus the jap cant take it anymore

That nip is getting raped by belal

While we were sitting with the Prophet in the mosque, a man came riding on a camel.He made his camel kneel down in the mosque, tied its foreleg and then said: "Who amongst you is Muhammad?" At that time the Prophet was sitting amongst us (his companions) leaning on his arm. We replied, "This white man reclining on his arm." The man then addressed him, "O Son of 'Abdul Muttalib."Volume 1, Book 3, Number 63. Narrated Anas bin Malik:

i gotchu bro

go to crackstreams . c 0 m

Usman is in Sato's corner? Surprised to see him all the way out here cornering for some reason

Funny how in the striking phase it's almost like a backwards version of a southpaw/orthodox fight.
Usually it's the orthodox fighter pumping jabs and learning that there's a lead hand hook counter every time.
In this case, it's the other way around, how many left hooks did Sato catch that round?

>le 2 gangsters

Sato didnt even put his hand to his ear to avoid the choke lol what a can

(you)

Here's the attention you crave so much

10 must scoring system is so shit for 3rounders

they deliberately put him in a bad time slot to get low ratings against lawler to not pay him anything for his next fight and then when he wanted to spend 5 seconds discussing it they tried to give a title fight to somebody else immediately without letting him know they were doing this
so dirty

oh no animebros we got too cocky...

it's a 10-9

is it fair for muslims to fight in their holy land and gain all these bonuses to attributes

because literally everything about them being a "warrior" culture has been completely fabricated in every single way.

the samurai weren't some brave warrior class like the European knight.. They were sheriffs who were to intimidate peasants.

In ww2 they were forced to fight like they did with threat of execution.

Just matched this girl on Tinder but she wants me to come over now and miss the fights. Whats the move?

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>Muslim
>From Chiraq

sunni, not from the uae though, if youre wondering

Just have Colby fight a real estate agent for the vacant title, that's all it takes to be a champ.

Why would Usman not want to fight Masvidal isn't that as free a win as they can give him?

Anime goes away with a beating

Tell her to come to you and watch the fight while banging her

looks like a man apart from the tiddys

Thank you, my pizza friend.

go over and get laid? fuck fights, I'd rather have pussy.

that's a man baby

Heem her pussi and come back for the main card

go there and suck her dick

i found the stream cum slurping european niggers

>dumb burger too dumb to find a stream

Poor burger *pisses*

pakistan?

Can't he go super saiyan or something?

this... that jaw scares me

>girl

YES YES THE SPICE
I CAN SMELL IT

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Muslim vs Southpaw.

Thank you too burger bro.

it's been posted multiple times you fucking retard

>this homo was looking for it the whole time
lmao

Probably since Arabs and Pakis are inbred, effeminate, sub 95 IQ retards. Hitler himself said Islam would be an ideal religion for the German people

This bearded midget lacks power

>pakistan....home
Lol typical Nu-Brit

The jap got a bit of that permanent shaft anime head tilt.

Sato's running out of chakra

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sMESH IT BROTHER INSHLLAH GOD IS GREAT

is this stupid chink going to throw his left hand at all

Doesn't want to become a meme like Ben.

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stfu leaf, you're not allowed to type in here

Leon "Rocky" Edwards would decisively 30-27 both these bums in the same night.

abkhazian(georgia) half checheni

UFC doesn't really compete to get talent from Asian countries because they don't run events or have TV deals there. You can see how quickly things changed once they saw dollar signs in China

She looks a bit tawny. I'd stay away.

never bet on japanese fighters in the UFC

They rushed him, second fight and he's fighting a guy with wins over Means and Millender.

I'm not a fucking paki
I'm sikh (bro-tier)

what's sato's gameplan for winning?

HIII KIKKU!

Do you have strong beard?

do you carry your sword?

He is only using 10% of his power. Wait until the 3rd round.

If you KO someone in the direction of Mecca do you get a bonus?

Dabbing on your life right now mutt

unironically losing

Just matched this girl on Tinder but she wants me to come over now and miss the fights. Whats the move?

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dabbing on Belal

With the amount of arabs you'd expect there to be at least 1 beast..

Why they all so shit?

What's this dude's name again?

WINNER BY IPPON

feel uncomfortable imagining how hairy you must be

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Where are picks?

Think Usman would maul him.

why indians and pakis smells like rotten onions?

Based Sato coming back to win.

Unironically would

huddled in ur cabin escaping the cold. LMAO

Banzai headbutt in round 3

a ты тoт кaзaх любитeль шлюх

turning this into a chess match

asians are really good at chess

how would he do in the UFC

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Yep, he’s absolutely retarded. You can count on him creating some mental gymnastics reasons that involves the world being against him

1-1 for now

>girl
That's a gook grandma lmao..fucking pathetic

19 19 ?
also muhammad somehow looks more tired

domo arigato mr. sato

They've been pretty present for weigh ins/media etc. Would be pretty odd if no one showed up

tell her that tuvans aren't welcome in russia

last /heem/ thread

Maybe the jabs are working?

It's over for takashi

belal is winning BIG

I feed

just matched with this girl on tinder and now she wants me to come over and clean her house, wut do?

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MY SONS A FAG

2-0 belal

Я pyccкий из Питepa

Lose by DQ: Kneeing a grounded opponent

That's how i imagine all Asian titties looking

If by "maul" you mean lean on him for 25 minutes and then yap about "muh africa" in his very obvious yank accent sure.

Webm the judo?

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First time I'm disappointed that it isn't a trap.

im only 20 so it doesnt grow that well(pic related)
li am

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Belal will never be more than a can. He'll get cut once his contract is over.

I sneed

Fuck Rip is down. Help a nigger out

WHERE IS TREVOR WHITMAN

I decided to put my finger in my gf's ass whilst I was fucking her last night but I instantly regretted it

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absolutely haram

i have a 6 inch dick...

would i be able to even penetrate a woman this obese?

Stop responding to namefags

>believing their lies

masvidal didnt want it, he wanted diaz, like masvidal wanted to lose the hype he has now and lose a title fight at the same time

>MAN BUN

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Chubby asians are the tightest demographic. Never had better pussy than when I banged a mature asian woman

Lol nice beard

Trips means you must apply the sacred ointment.

DUSTIN
EDSON
MAKHACHEV
CURTIS
CARLOS

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Friendly reminder to stay hydrated and do your gacha dailies.

no way to know unless you try

Pretty cool switch

TAPPY

Tabbed

>6"
Yuu're not even a man with that tiny pecker

The Samurai dog fears the Arab.

Scimitar at least two of those spare tires off and come back

jihadi-bun*

synchtube.ru/r/sptube

HEEM TAPPY

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ALLAH AKBAR

My boy Sato

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God what a fucking can

based

Holy hell, what a quick tap.

If you like her just ask her to come round, put the fights on in the background and just position yourself so you can watch the fights

wtf you look white....
I love United Arab Emirates now

>dustin

Just throw the picks away now

I mean maul like what he did to RDA. Take him down and dominate him. Lots of ground and pound.

Takedown and choke sinking in there were absolutely fantastic

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japan disappoints once again

time for another bomb

>he doesn't know

My wife has a bigger beard you little GIRL

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lads... I dont want to see japanese fighters in the UFC anymore.. its too disappointing

GET OFF MY LEGS

nice choke

>that face
Yikes
Looks like she's about to go swinging between the trees

INSHA'ALLAH BROTHERS. TODAY WE SHOW THE POWER OF ISLAM

RIP stream

asian fighters are such cans, jesus

Go on....

Yeah, that was quick. Sato didnt know where the fucking arms for a while.

Had a dream I fucked a chubby asian last night and her pussy was unfathomably tight

ALLAHU AKBAR FIRST CAREER WIN BY SUBMISSION

ISLAM POWER

FREE PALESTINE ALHAMDULILLAH

spitting image

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Belal is really good and a nice guy.

Why didn't he fight back?

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good fight by that muslim guy whatever his name is

is that the chicago flag??

CHICAGO GAMERS RISE UP

CHICAGO GAMERS RISE UP

CHICAGO GAMERS RISE UP

mmm

delicioso

>ALOHA SNACKBAR

>No one posts any links
bruh

ALLAHU AKBAR

HE SAID IT, HE SAID THE WORDS

god this guy is so fucking cringy, stupid urkel sounding american motherfucker and pretends to be some devote muslim just cause he beat some japs in front of some sheiks

Fucking cringe lmao

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>reps a nonexistent country
>first thing on the mic is "chicagochicago"

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that fucking voice crack

The heat is going to kill Khabib lads

ALLAHU AKBAR BROTHERS

ALLAH AKBAR

>purposefully fighting for 15 minutes
what a dunce

espn.com

"ALLAH HOW AK BAR"

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this, trying too hard now

ALLAH AHKBAR

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Inb4 bomb goes off

mogged

My thoughts exactly

RIP Ripple

the asshole is unpredictable
it let me in but then it squeezed shut as if to trap my finger
I pulled out instinctively because I got scared and the rapid withdrawal caused her to fart on me and then my finger smelt terrible but I had nothing to wipe it on because I wasn't wearing anything and I just had to put up with a bad smelling finger for the rest of the sex

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TAKFIR

TAKBIR

TAKBIR BROTHERS

Is Diego still your boy?

is this guy even a muslim lol

Already forgot this guy's name

TAKBIR TAKBIR TAKBIR TAKBIR TAKBIR TAKBIR TAKBIR TAKBIR
TAKBIR TAKBIR TAKBIR TAKBIR TAKBIR TAKBIR TAKBIR TAKBIR TAKBIR TAKBIR TAKBIR TAKBIR TAKBIR TAKBIR TAKBIR TAKBIR TAKBIR TAKBIR TAKBIR TAKBIR TAKBIR TAKBIR TAKBIR TAKBIR

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ALLAH HU AKBAR

the fuck? Was prepared to watch the fights until midnight

day ruined,

ALLAHU AKBAR

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Like Jones? What a dunce

Based Luque cleaned up this mudslime and mike "nigger" perry

>Muslims Martial Arts
wow...great.....sport....

KAFFIRS SEETHING
TAKBIIR

ALLAHU AKBAR!

very nice takedown and RNC

ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!
>ALLAHU AKBAR

ALLAHU AKBAR

BELAL MUHAMMAD ALHAMDULILLAH

THATS RIIIIIIIIIIGHT

Dude, I'm eating

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An American one

DAMN DAT QT

They say it's really fucking hot in the arena. Like it's hard to breathe.

No wonder fights are so shit. Could this affect khabib?

>calls out another unranked prospect

Muslim enough for the crowd.

>tfw no Abu Dubai gf

Did Rufus just say free Palestine?

free Palestine

nah i trained with him a few times, his parents are christians from lebanon who immigrated to palestine and then chimpcongo

>White coach saying "free palestine" into the cam

Fucking degeneracy..

Muslim countries have the most cringe audience imaginable. I think they beat even the Indians.

تَكْبِير

lol at this amerimuslim using his whole arabic dictionary
TAKBIR HAMDULLAH UHHHH ALLAHU AKBAR

Britbros, any of you actually gonna buy the PPV?

wtf is wrong with that calf?

ALLAHU AKBAR YA IKHWA, THE KUFFAR WILL BE DEFEATED!

westernized arabs are the fakest muslims in the world

allahu akbar

Tell us more Schlomo

hearing a paki yelling allah akbab really makes me uncomfortable

>noooo whitey you can't say free palestine you must send troops to die for israel noooooooo

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muslim women are so hot

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Just lick your finger dumbass

الله أكبر

t. abdul

what makes sam alvey so bad? he has a better record than a lot of other fighters

Okay time to watch Army beat Michigan

When is that big titty russian chick gonna fight?

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what's the difference really

Ignore Brit posts
Never respond to Brit posters

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>Swede familiar with the entire Muslim dictionary
Absolute pottery lol
Fucking cuck

Still strong, brother

ooo a fellow pussy getting normie

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Kek came here just for the revved up kikes

FREE PALESTINE ALLAHU AKBAR

What does that even mean? Does Israel own Palestine or something? Free from what?

Im nervous for my finnish fella Teemu. Is sandguy gonna wreck him?

Has anyone ever, you know.. have they?

It's because they hide the ugly ones behind veils and in houses to do cleaning.

youre so excited that they fed a muslim bum some other asian bum
what a life

>kikes
>revved up
they absorbed an entire nation lmoa

Rate my UFC 242 televised prelims meal

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how can the rest of the world even compete with the alpha power of islam?

synchtube.ru/r/sptube

PRELIMS ON

Yes, ottoman will wreck temu.

For the amount of cringe in this thread alone, I hope UFC never ever events in an arab country again

Andrea Lee is from Texas *and* Louisiana?

WHEN IS HE GETTING THE TITLE SHOT?

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What? No, of course not.

Not long till my queen fights

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they're all attention whores

zubaira getting heemed will make up for this embarrassing mutt

>named Bilal Muhammad
>Christian

Must have identity issues

>women fights in middle east

You need to go back, also kuffar won long time ago, no caliphate, poor countries, runing to get gibz in west world, yeah, allah sure is great.

Post tits and bundas to scare of muslim faggots

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what makes your mom so horny? It's just the way it is mane

What kind of food should I get for the fights lads?

Apparently the arena and cage is hot as shit

Think it plays a factor or just memes?

thank you habibi

no

is the pussy who sucker punched mcgregor fighting tonight?

Will see Abu

Jesus christ my dick

and the former union of soviet socialist republics

I sencored mine.

I thought dana yeeted them from ufc

Her ass

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ur not chechen

Absolutely seething, stay mad kaffir.

youre only gonna attract them, dalbayob

100% yes. Teemu has no fucking chance against ottoman

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zubaira is fighting an undefeated black mandingo

Make me

yes

this is gonna makes the muslims hard actually

Women are repulsive

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mashallah

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Stay mad kike, muslims dominate UFC, we just saw and will continue to see this.

t. muslim

McGregor deserves a real sucker punch

You'll be defeated by your shit birth rates you filthy kafir.

>still watching the UF
imagine if mcgregor or romero would yell "DEUS VULT" after a win. just imagine that. it would end the company. but yelling TAKBIR, ALLAHU AKBAR is ok.

unironically based

isn't teemu the guy famous for being heem'd by that black english guy

What about this, goatfucker

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Who is this braphog titcow?

Allahu akbar

I'm pretty sure colby would yell deus vult if he ever faced a muslim

Allahu Akbar, akhi

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I'm the only non-cringe poster here

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27-1 allahu ekber

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For me it's bacon

Yes but it was fluke

Wake up, Islam.

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not the state b, the country!

26-2

Can you do the judo at then end of the second round?

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Im georgian of a checheni descent.
based sunnah beard. will trim my stache once beard gets long! TAKBIR

state of this thread

Seething, islam will win, infidels cry more hhahahahahahaha.

OTTMAN WILL WIN TEEMU IS FUCKED

ITS OVER TEEMU AZAITAR WILL FUCK YOU UP

ALLAHU AKBAR

wtf is up with this thread

explain to me the moustache thing, why you guys cut them?

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NEXT FIGHT: ANOTHER WHITE BOY KEK GETTING A TASTE OF THE POWER OF ISLAM

INSHA'ALLAH BROTHER
ALLAHU AKBAR

Who knew Muhammad was so fucking BASED.

fer shrr he's going to out awkworld him b

No I can't do judo sorry

fat with wide child bearing hips, lmfaooo

maga hat in the back?

Feel bad for this Finnish dude. He looks like a nice guy but he's gonna get heemed

>finland
>white

get em teemu

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it's really bad

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Dunno, seems like a lot of sexually repressed people..

lads what chances do you give the finland boy against this muslim shit?

Why are muslim men so dominant in fighting sports?

Fins are honorary muslims anyway.
So Islam wins by default

this finn actually looks Nordic instead of gook. Go aryan brotherhood

>Defacing your flag with a pen

Jews classless as always

and worst of all
>was white

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MASHALLAH

THISSSSS

ALLAHU AKBAR

OTHMAN
OTHMAN
OTHMAN!!

the mustache isn't the ony thing that they cut believe me

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Do it please.

ur are an arab, dont call urself chechen

There's no way that some retard from Pankisi knows English, you don't even have a fucking internet there buddy

Holy chincel

tfw i remember some debate on TV in uk a few years ago where a white woman countered this point by saying women matured faster back then.

Wish i could find the fucking clip.

MASHALLAH OTTMAN RESPECT FOR HIS FATHER

Teemu is so fucked lol

Hope you enjoyed my funny joke reply earlier.

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>Im georgian of a checheni descent.

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Don't talk like that to him. He is Ossetian as well. They are majority Christian

so I woke up with only like 1hr of sleep

Lmao this dude is literally named Ottoman

>am black
Honestly the raisin head thing doesn't seem that bad. We call black bald people Malteser heads, maybe he said it as a joke

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Where the fuck is Rogan

they cut heads and foreskins i know that

Finns have the blood of Mongols in them and Mongols destroyed Musrats. God, be with Teemu

Teemu = prime viking genetics cucked by his modern culture

Such a shame..

not him but kek I did

nice blogpost faggot

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hope the finn wins

Gathering his faggot friends for fight companion

COME ON TEEMU, YOU ARE THE BASTION OF WHITE CIVILIZATION, STOP THE MUSLIM HORDE FROM INVADING!!!!

filtering jordan improves the thread quality quite a bit

shut up fag

Why can't you use chair shots in the UFC?

Muslim guy going inside of a ring with a fin has a death wish.

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whatever makes you sleep at night faggot
My parents immigrated to the uae 10 years ago, you really think we still live in caves, gruzinski pidaras

...

ok the viking gonna heemed badly so lets go to the next fight with the Milk Machine

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The finnish dude will win because he has literally nothing left to lose he's already finnish

Lanklet finna get heem'd by the functionally ideal height muslim

FIND IT

This Finish nigga is going to finish this sand niggers ass.

synchtube.ru/r/sptube

torille

RING GIRLS CONFIRMED

this the dude who got starched by Marc Diakese

She's getting so ugly with all the work done

Is Barboza half-nigger? 25%? I can't quite tell.

the commentary is so fucking dull
makes me miss joe or dc ngl t b h

the finnish bum

Source

That's pretty hot

SPRÖÖÖÖÖÖH :DDDDDdd

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SPICE

heem

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OH NO NO NO
NOT AGAIN

>Finnish
>viking

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Justify this BInland

fuck, why did the finn have to be a can

lmfao finn is gonna get utterly heemed

are u sure about it?

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Nordic countries deserve to go extinct honestly.

y nuevo, and new

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ALLAHU AKBAR

Good knees but hes getting clobbered, the finn.

Joe Rogan is a massive faggot, get your life together

Say some weird sentence to me that is only specific to the Georgian language and I will believe you, filthy arab

say something nice about the great white hope of UFC 242, /heem/

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are manlets superior Yea Forums?

HEEEEEM SLEEEEEEPY

HOOOOOLYYY

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

LMAO WHITEY BTFO

HE DID THE TWITCH

HEEM

>WHITE PEOPLE
>TIMBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM ABSOLUTELY SLEPT

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEM SLEEPY

HEEEM

HOLY FUCK

SLEPT

DEAD

That was fucking embarrassing

HEEM DEAD

LMAO

kek HEEM SLEEPY

sleep tight

HHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

boop

SAINT DUSTIN WILL HEEM KHABIBI DEUS VULT

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her face is a fucking mess

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEM

>binland
holy fuck that snownigger is DEAD

FALLEN FINN, ANOTHER KAFIR DOWN

THE STATE OF FINLAND

we might see the first ufc death

that was a rabbit punch

TAKBIR BROTHERS

OUR TIME IS NOW

INFIDELS BTFO

absolutely slept

ISLAM POWER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHITIE BLOWN THE FUCK OUT AHAHAHAHAHAHHA

HEEM DEAD

hail satan kek

damn, what a way to go. rip

I can speak russian fluently, not georgian anymore. give me your kik and ill prove it

Khabob will meet Jesus Christ, our lord and saviour today

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shitskin mutt

Perkele died

TAKBIR BROTHERS

OUR TIME IS NOW

ALLAHU AKBAR

u dont know shit mutt arab

>american commercial
>first couple interracial
>second couple is el atrocidad + el atrocidad
lmaoooo

Yeah literally like a fish outta water.

calm down mutt

when is the fight companion my lads?

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hmmm well???

speak english retard

The Finn was so fucking bad.

Hahahaha ufc getting btfod By based 911

holy arabic sounds really dumb

synchtube.ru/r/sptube

Shitposting at a all time high

ALAHU SNACKBAR NEGROES

Moslims are so cringe oof

Is allah in every word in arabic? everything is allah allah allah, seriously?

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Remember to takbir friends.

Seething kafir

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

Masvidal Diaz is DONE? SHEEET

kek based swedish citizen

That guy would have found something to shoot up if it wasn't for muslims

>wmma next with a 5-5 can
I'm heading out, does heem want anything?

Go back

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lol it happened again

Muhammad PBUH is white. Calling him of another racing is blasphemous.

The hadiths declare it brothers . Our white Russian brothers are of muhammads stock.

Takbir

cope

Good looking out.

So glad I can actually watch this one after work for once.

But I'm 1% native, fuck off wh*tey

Faen te en nisse du e

Rare flag

Anyone have webm?

Hello brothers. Truly this country is ours.

dicklet, your brainwashed and you dont even know it. Khabib is going down its going to be glorious.
youtube.com/watch?v=xIQxb89gWyE&list=PLHjaRUn9mlIQON_Q5hjS0mbBdn5kmJYcD

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There's another one in this very thread. Not that rare.

from the fights ive seen dustin has no chance, khabib is another level

>tfw put 100 bucks on this justin dude
I don't watch mma that often, I'm starting to think I made a mistake. I thought he was super good because he styled on that other belt champion holloway dude.

Why are Croats always so angry, is it because you're two bit Catholic Serbs or what?

Ahhh. I know now, thanks.

LMAOOO
You're literally betting against a fighter who's literally unstoppable.

You need to watch more. Khabib has problem with combos, khabib cant do takedowns after second round, yes, he is better athlete, but everyone has style and counter style, poirier is erfect counter to khabib, you just wait and see. Also digits confirmed it.

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Dustin needs to stay in the middle and throw hard rounds 3 and start of 4. thats da plan bee

dont get me wrong id love to see khabibs monkey face get bent out of shape but i dont think dustin is the one to do it

cheescake? seriously haha

Poirier needs to take khabib down

Poirier has much more power, poirier continues connecting in combinations, khabib only knows how to evade by walking back and sure its good against 1st strike, not against a combination fighter. Khabib is going night night tonight. Hes been damaged by strikers with much less power in less hits.

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Why does WMMA even exist. Looking at these women you can tell that women weren't made for fighting. Their punches have no power and they move clunky. Women lack the grace that men posses.

Yes, pretty much, then in round 3 and 4 khabib always goes to strike because his takedowns keep failing, watch his last fights, he gets tiered and he doesnt even try to takedown and when he does they fail more often than not (unless its near fence). Poirier vs Khabib striking is bye bye khabib

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By any chanse does anyone have acestream link?

vipleague.lc/ufc-sports-stream

Few more hours until khabib stakes a big muslim slav shit down dustin pooier's mouth

didn't porier lose to him?

canalesdeportivos.com/fox-premium-action-en-vivo-por-internet/

rock paper scissors, its about countering styles. khabib gets rocked by 1 or 2 punches, he newer faced a combination guy like poirier, youll see. Put money against khabib, youll thank me later.

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Yeah mate. Her bodies good but her face is butters

anyone has acestream link tho?

No?

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Haven't seen any since Brendan snitched

Schaub? I thought I couldnt hate him more, big mistake