/heem/

CHAMP SHIT ONLY

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The first fight was the most boring fight I've ever seen.

Omari is in shape. Zak is fat.

NUTTY

Both of these dudes are slingin dick out there

First dick kick of the night

Fucking faggot low blow

What are the odds Brenda is on the fight companion after telling the world Joe cheated on his wife

wow that was fast

he's american what did you expect

Watch Derrick Lewis vs. N'Gannou

free nut shot, high fight IQ

RIP Acestream streams, you were too good for this world.

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أنا يمكن أن أيم أي واحد منكم الكفار

Tonights the night we pile muzzie to the sky

israeli airstrike when

I could HEEM everyone in here. I hide my high kicks behind a flying head butt. Come at me.

ganggang

source on him saying that

CHINNY

***UFC 242 PREDICTIONS***

Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. Dustin Poirier
Edson Barboza vs. Paul Felder
Islam Makhachev vs. Davi Ramos
Curtis Blaydes vs. Shamil Abdurakhimov
Mairbek Taisumov vs. Carlos Diego Ferreira

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AKHMEDOV SHUCK

Half heem

me in the back making hand signs

ALMOST HEEM

Mussie comfirmed for chinlet

Yahweh willing

twitter.com/leemaza/status/1170159018947633152?s=09

dana wearing shorts

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Lets not forget that Zak was the man to stop the unstoppable Trevin Giles.

SLAMMY

Based prevent the muzzies from breeding one kick at a time

Based

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>Khabib
>Felder
>Makhachev
>Blaydes
>Taisumov

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KHABIB
FELDER
MAKHACHEV
BLAYDES
FERREIRA

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I'd be a lazy billionaire prince. I'd only have one wife. That would be enough drama anyway.

CTE fer ser

He's such a fucking moron.

no rogan? this would normally make me happy, it just makes the card seem less than

I'm actually starting to like anime girls more and more. Am I gay now?

one at a time but have a new one every 6 months

here we are lads

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Khabob
Barboza
Islam
Blaydes
Ferreira

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Fair enough, have a good one /elite/ bro

*punches the canvas*
oof

What happened to holly Holm?

synchtube.ru/r/sptube

slam so strong it created static damn

Akhmedov won that round

What is the Christian equivalent of "inshallah"?

Wanna troll some muzzies on facebook who keep posting

KHABIB WILL WIN INSHALLAH.

Poirier
Felder
Ramos
Blaydes
Ferreira

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just a failure for your family

10-9 Akhmeodov

fuck outta here where's my pick fake picker

No? He got clipped.

Who do you give the round to? Feel like it could go either way, depends how much stock you put into the drop

>listen to this slam!
>*CRKKKKRKKKKKKSHHHH*
lol

Allah does not permit heems

10-9 Cummings, he came closer to finishing and did more damage.

Amen

Khabib
Barboza
Abdurakhimov
Taisumov

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Khabib will win INSHALLAH

Khabib
Barboza
Makachev
Blaydes
Taisumov

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This atmosphere is just weird. I know it's just early prelims but it's fucking quiet, audio levels keep getting fucked and this arena is horrible

Deus Vult/ God willing

No real modern equivalent because we're past stone age superstition in the first world.

Poirier
Felder
Ramos
Blaydes
Ferreira

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Muslim has homecourt advantage, important in the early fights.

How has Cummings never been heem'd

inshallah = god wills it
deus vult = god wills it

Poirier
Felder
Ramos
Blaydes
Ferreira
Jesus

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Based judges Will give No close matches to the muzzies

I mean, in the judging decision.

Better than wooing western crowds.

DUSTING WILL WIN DEUS VULT

Cummings is so fucking slow lol

Dustin
Barboza
Islam
Blaydes
Taisumov

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Dustin is gonna get folded up into a ball

roid man is going to gas

They wouldn't fight. They're super best friends.

Khabib
Felder
Islam
Blaydes
Ferreira

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DEUS VULT

disregard , I'm a retard

Khabib
Barboza
Makhachev
Abdurakhimov
Taisumov

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I LOVE IT

He gassed in his last fight vs Boetsch but still won.

john the baptist is where it's at

nah, not really. If a crowd is played right they can really build momentum

who would win between Jesus Christ and Zeus

Khabib
Felder
Ramos
Blaydes
Ferreira

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Ordering some mid-afternoon pizza and wings and got my beers, gonna be a good heem day

accurate tho

>Better than wooing western crowds.

True but it's kinda jarring

Jesus would get heemed on purpose to win the story of the fight

I prefer quiet crowds who only emote during action.

Jesus will lose the fight but the win story by turning the other cheek

NO heems allowed

How come aus doesn't get this free like the brits do? It's like they want everyone to stream illegally because who the fuck is gonna buy a ppv that starts at 4am

Take the woo pill filthy infidel

muslims about to lose two fights in a row

MMA streams subreddit where?

>Khabib Nurmagomedov
>Edson Barboza
>Islam Makhachev
>Curtis Blaydes
>Mairbek Taisumov

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Only Britchads get it

we don't get this PPV free ironically.
This is only the 2nd UFC PPV ever that we've had to pay for. The other being UFC 239.

This.

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snoozemedov

WOoOOoOoOoOOo

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Lul cummings.

10-9 Akhmedov, big finish in an otherwise uneventful round.
19-19 going into round three

This is a guy I like a lot. But Belal is a great fighter and has some amazing wins. Tough matchup for his second UFC fight.

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Dustin porier deo volente

YEAH BOY

AKHMEDOV WINNING

Still pretty shocked they put multiple female fights on the card

ALL BOARDS REPORT

/vg/ and /wg/ here

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Cruz & Anik are the worst commentary combo. Absolutely no hype. Feels like a shitty fight night, not a PPV.

Schaub killed it

Wrestling vs Sport stuff I guess

Thanks for posting the webm
wasn't sure who this guy was

Snipe muzzies, i like the lingo

makachev will get a title shot after his next two wins

They put 2, not that many

last time im posting it

buffstreamz.com/watch/mma.php

wasn't sato getting light up before the finish ?

Do you pronounce that like actually snipe or SNEE-PAY like Stipe

Why do people buy those promos? They having nothing in them and cost a lot.

Khabib
Felder
Ramos
Blaydes
Ferreira

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Yeah he was losing

People sleep on Zak. He's not a total can. He straddles the can/can-crusher boundary.

She looks like my mate.

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tragic

Fighting is prescribed for you, and ye dislike it. But it is possible that ye dislike a thing which is good for you, and that ye love a thing which is bad for you. But Allah knoweth, and ye know not.

I'm a faggot, I know

he was, just another japanese can

Holy shit those namefags in the discord are the people who watch MMA? LMAO

I will be cheering for Sato ~desu

Dustin
Barboza
Makhachev
Curtis
Taisumov

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we /out/ here

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They are jsut the trannies

>cummings

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first post for great white nation defeating dirty mudslimes

>people don't realize all this mass immigration to specifically ONLY white countries is about to do wonders for Boxing and MMA

Whites finna be dominating all combat sports soon when there is a culture shift towards self defence sports when crime rises in their communities.

2 shitty fights in a row

These guys are both bums

they spam these threads every single day of every single week of every single month of every single year

its really awkward

>sounds of the Conor's ghost zooming by

Wish people would stop with this cringe shit, on both sides

Khabib
Barboza
Islam
Curtis Blayde
Taisumov

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cummings lost the decision

This fuckin sucks for aus I just wanna watch heems at the pub with a parmi and a pint but now I'm stuck in bed watching prelims on silent because my gf is sleeping because khabitch wanted to have his daddy in his corner because his dad gets barred from other places for being a literal terrorist

If there is any justice in this world dustin will literally serparate tirimissweights head from his body and present it to his dumb dad

could easily be 30-27 ahkmed

goddard get fat

It's a good matchup, a good gauge of both fighters skills. I think Zak's issue here is having trouble actually drawing out Akhemedov's big counters consistently, and getting taken down three times now.

LMAO that horn

you want a heem?
you dont want a heem

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>muh NCAA wrasslin'
>gets outwrestled by a samba dancer

Cazzies that come during fight threads

Just wear eyephones or tell your so called gf to roll up her shit and go sleep somewhere else.

Hahahahahahahha xD

even the horn guy is half asleep lmaooo

>watching niggers
No, thanks.

he was cumming hard on cummings

Akhemdov won

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>pay
>ppv
um

Hope that horn gets someone heemd late

Anyone else find it creepy how much these Arab Muslims worship the white Muslims from Russia like khabib?

And does anyone know why?

>tfw the horn fell asleep

Poirier
Felder
Islam
Blaydes
Taisumov

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Wait, what Discord?

the horn is off gassing from the heat lmao

What a shit start to the card

Got to give it to the muzzie i guess

Wasn’t in the NCAA

>even the horn is bored

Yea Forums here

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this is so bad to watch

Lads it's 4pm and I'm falling asleep here with these fights

Next fight will be based, Muslim Salikhov is one of two non Chinese to ever win the Sanda championships. Expect some wild Kung Fu shit

Not so fun now, is it.

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Was the horn delayed? It seemed like the ref called it early.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

ALLAHU AKBAR

Two 30-27s, I guess getting dropped isn't as bad as getting taken down.

moslems are mutts

what fight ?

>Khabib Nurmagomedov
>Paul Felder
>Davi Ramos
>Curtis Blaydes
>Mairbek Taisumov

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Cummings too much of a bitch to pump a jab and throw anything

probably because they're attending a sporting event and he is a top athlete that represents their shared cultural belief

I can't plug headphones in my tv is too far away, and I'm not kicking my gf out of bed you cretin have some fuckin respect

Who's your all time favorite douchebag? I'll never forget Junie Browning, loved that douche

the only things that saves this shit card is a terrorist attack

Poirier
Barboza
Makhachev
Blaydes
Ferreira

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Taleb is fun to watch as well

They are cuckss and dont have nay fighters themself

His teammate who always dreamed of being in the UFC as well was killed in a traffic accident, so after he got his first UFC win he was very emotional and took the gloves to his friends grave and left them there.

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Coker pls

muslims dominate UFC

well done omari

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Those guys both looked the same. UFC is cloning fighters now..

Poirier
Barboza
Islam
Blaydes
Taisumov

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it was a baby drop that he was up immediately from.

Im going to set my stream to twenty seconds behind because I don't want to see any bad heems or blood, so you guys have to warn me when something like that happens. Thanks.

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Khabib
Felder
Islam
Shamil
Taisumov

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MUSLIM KING OF KUNG FU

>Muslim champs 0
>everybody else 99999999
you're move

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Taleb is a can. I'm making easy money on this

>***If you do not include an image in your post your post will not be included***
this is the stupidest thing i've ever read on /heem/. also those picks look like utter shit the regular guy should do them next time. what kind of idiot does them in black? lmao

Jack Slack listener?

Go watch in another room?

I got Salikhov.

Dustin Poirier
Edson Barboza
Islam Makhachev
Curtis Blaydes
Mairbek Taisumov

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Khabib
Felder
Makhachev
Blaydes
Taisumov

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Taleb is NOT a can

Then stop complaining on heem and enjoy the fights

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i want to fuck ur mate

>Dustin
>Felder
>Islam
>Blaydes
>Taisumov

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2 fights left and Milk Machine is next

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Shut the fuck up. Don't jinx this.

>somebody named his kid muslim
okay

If this one isnt spicy im outright snoozing

>this is the stupidest thing i've ever read on /heem/.
that's how it's always been done bud, as for tomorrow theme, it looks better

Khabib
Felder
Islam
Curtis
Taisumov

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>Dustin Poirier
>Paul Felder
>Islam Makhachev
>Curtis Blaydes v
>Ferreira

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LETS GO MUSLIM SALIKHOV MASHALLAH

ALLAHU AKBAR

open a stream on your phone for sound or take tv to another room

he is a can, but muslim does fake martial arts

Holy fuck. Wasn't expecting to see that name ever again, lmao.

Taleb is gonna take him down

Yea Forums, Yea Forums and of course Yea Forums here

Well, we can openly break the skulls of animals like this

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Alright cuck so called "man" of the house, I'll be here watching with sound and a nice hot cuppa.

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Do Ossetians also look like this?

Fellas, I have been using Yea Forums for like 4 years already and for some reason I can't upload pictures anymore, it says that I'm blocked or something, I haven't posted anything for a while so it's really weird, what the hell am I supposed to do? Yes, I know about proxy and vpn by the way, just want to know if anyone has ever experienced the same thing. I love Yea Forums and that's why Im asking here

Taleb's gonna kill that meme

Numbered events = PPVs but we oft don't have to pay for them because
1. It's a meme sport
2. It's at 3 fucking am

But this one has funny meme Russian bear man and it's at 7pm so they're charging us £20 for it.
Sad!

Fucking yes he was amazing

>average_muzzie.jpeg

synchtube.ru/r/sptube

Come join the stream ppl

I'm picking the Muslim

>people picking Dustbin

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of course they are all milkers

Is the leaf also a muzrat too?

I only have a smart tv in my room and I'd rather watch on silent than on my phone

These fights are literally putting me to sleep and it's already 1am I'm gonna complain all I want lad

When I say Taleb, you say HEEEEM.

TALEB!

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LETS GO SALIKHOV YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

He's not a can but he has zero fight IQ

pls a link :(

Dustin
Barboza
Ramos
Blaydes
Diego

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please have a wardrobe malfunction

Muhamamd (SAW) was white.
Read the hadiths I'm not joking.
He's described as pale and fair.

this

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The newest mommy of UFC and a future champ

ripple
crackstreams

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A fucking hurricane is coming my way. I hope the power doesn't go out.

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I just woke up from a power nap and it's 4pm here. This has been awful.

Inshalla muslim will win

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Poirier
Felder
Makhachev
Blaydes
Taisumov

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Nordine Taleb? More like Nodick tolove.

chat.whatsapp.com/LJT4gTsM4wBD6ykg1jQ1lX

Join the WhatsApp heemchat for comfy live events

Kebabsexuals no need to join

please god

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>I'd rather watch on silent than on my phone

Then STFU dipshit

>LETS GO SALIKHOV YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>The french Canadian looks more Muslim than the guy named Muslim
ahhahahahahaahah

Taleb headkick heem

>74.5
>70

I'm a cuck gor not kicking my gf out of bed? Nice logic their u fuckin neet bitch

Khabib
Felder
Makhachev
Blaydes
Taisumov

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Sound of the sleepy airhorn linked below
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1567869388964.webm

Arena filling up.

Herb 'he aint tapping enough to call it off' Dean

who is this fluid druid?

exactly my thoughts mates. Reebok is on our side tonight

>implying there arent millions of people named "Christian"

Khabib
Felder
Islam
Blaydes
Taisumov

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Dustin Porier
Paul Felder
David Ramos
Curtis Blaydes
Carlos Diego Ferreira

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Liana Jojua

>herb dean is on this card

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Anik is a street shitter?

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Oh yeah? Name one million of them right now.

Is Tristar a meme camp? Like Alpha male?

"The milkshaker"

Reminder that the England Lions play the Bulgaria Wildcats in 40 minutes, meaning us britbongs can skip the prelims and come back for the main card.

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HEEM NUTTY

What's the issue though? I don't see anything wrong with that personally.

Listen nigel I'm tired and cranky so why don't u and ur m8 boris go brexit life CUNT

Taleb looks like a faggot or is it my imagination.He moves like a she

that spin was very fast

Hurricanes don't reach Canada.
It requires HOT water and HOT air.

>yowie, right in the salikhovs!

fuck it's so quiet in there

>woke up hungover for this
should have known better

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>watching football
alrighty, fuck off normie pom.

Hope she wins. Have been following her when she was under 30k

*points to Poirier*
*points to sky*
*points to Poirier*
*points to himself*

I think he's trying to tell us he's gay.

COCKSHOT

infidels can only win by cheating

his wife is on the backstage also,encouraging the arab fighters

>all these Dusitn picks
you can cheer for the dog but you all know he has like 5% chance if Khabib injures himself otherwise he gets mauled

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ranker.com/list/famous-people-named-christian/reference?page=1000

Neymar should hire better bodyguards

now you mention it, he has that fag face

Tell that to the hurricane hitting Nova Scotia right now.

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*Crickets

Salikhov with those Köksal Baba aeshtetics

Holy fuck after a 24 hours shift this fights are just making me more sleepy

Alnwick

have you ever bought any shirt she sells or whatever she sells?

Hardy says it feels like 120 in the tent at night. Dustin and Khabib both die to heat stroke.

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freddy mercury stache

6 hours of fucking Dominic fucking Cruz.

>24 hour shift
What

Come on, Saladkov

Taleb is so stuff, stuck in the mud

underhooks

HEEM DED

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

I enjoy his high IQ analysis

What the fuck do you do for work?

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMM

HEEEEEEM

HEEM SHOW BOYS

epic

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMM

HEEEEEEM ISLAMMY

HEEEEEEM

heeeem

HEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEM

heem

SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPY

holy fuck

Incredible.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

KEBAB'D

bit early

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEMMMMM

Holy shit, all that salad paid off for Saladkov

HEEEEEEM

first heeeeeeeeeeeeeeem

HEEEEEEEEM

Freddy Mercury is ded for the second time lol

HEEEEEEEEEM

fuck, I got up to close my door and I missed it. fucking journeymen heeming each other

Rekt.

whoom

Nice

Yea 24 hour shift is common in medicine i was from 8am yesterday to this morning with a bunch of patients

Omae wa mou shinderu

HEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEM

ABSOLUTE STATE OF NERMAN'S BODY GUARDS

BET ON ALL THE MUSLIMS

Wtf bro I thought kung fu was a meme

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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

miserable crowd

KAVKAZHEEM

The muslim won ffs...

But let's look on the bright side. The white guy won.

>informed of the HEEM 30 seconds before the stream catches up

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Have to pay for fightpass and have to pay for BT Sport, how the hell does that equate to free? They are now charging us for a third time to watch a whole card and it's bullshit.

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>tko
oof

cleanest HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM I ever seen

what the fuck are you talking about cuck boy

Seeing Muslim smile makes me smile

and a fag chin too

BJ PENNED

TKO? WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK? HOW WAS THAT NOT A KO?

And the crowd goes mild

based

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ALLAHU AKBAR

MUSLIM WINS

>by TKO
Wtf were these niggas watching

Abu dab-HEEEMED

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I'm a basically I do 24 hours shift every 4 days I have a lot free time but those shifts are brutal

head bounces of the canvas 3 times like a basketball.

My stream is dying, despite being the proper UFC.tv stream. Missed the heem. Someone post it please.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMM

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Taleb is Neymar's bodyguard

that's why you don't browse the thread until between rounds

Dabbing while being heem'd based Taleb

Why are these muslims whiter than me?

Khabib
Felder
Makhachev
Abdurakhimov
Ferreira

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Nice!

It's early prelim, mates. Arena's probably less than 1/4 full.

nice HEEM to get things going, and i fucking missed it live tabbing around

abu dhabi prince had it by tko

checked and based

and the crowd goes eyesis

it's only a KO if your eyes are closed lmao

nice autism anik

synchtube.ru/r/sptube

Ouch

King of heem fu.

That's a really sad picture

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>Diaz-Masvidal to headline UFC 244

yikes and cringe

race war over.
Islam won?

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same thing.

kek

Joe Rogan is a faggot

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>Based Muslim

>Based Kung Fu

Yep, first of three picks secure.

>MUSLIM
>ISLAM
>KHABIB

AMEEN

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lmao his eyes after he gets heemed

dude got a trip to mars after that punch kek

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scroll up

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>tko
Come on Son

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IF YOU GUYS THOUGHT CHRISTIAN WHITES WERE BAD WITH THEIR COLONIALISM..

WAIT FOR JIHADIST WHITES

i feel for you bro, that shit hurts so much
If it makes you feel better I missed Valentina sheeming Eye because I was shitposting

muslims are white

MUSLIM WON

ALLAHU AKBAR

WE HEEM

Fucking joke, lol. That was definitely a KO

...

Damn he never saw it cummings

Is white Islam the future?

I mean, even Muhammad was white.

I sneed

Muslim isn't a race

>have you ever bought any shirt she sells or whatever she sells?
Not even sure if she has a merchandise. She is a nobody waifu

easiest way to spot a cazz is someone letting this happen.

The finnish dude is the only white guy on this card

left that nigga scratchin his head

Heemed into a hue

Respect for Muslim for not banging after he was out

scroll up

Whoops, enjoy my class schedule lol.

Here's the slip, probably. Fucking phoneposting

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add him to this pls

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herb dean unironically good stoppage, you could see him going for the hammerfist

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Alhamdulillah brother

Who's going to the water park next time you're in Abu Dhabi?

What was Taleb looking at when he landed after the heem?

Moo slim

have a feeling the jap is gonna get heemed

Was that Usman training that chink?

ALLAHU AKBAR!!!

WE WON

MUSLIM WON

>When you came but she still suxx

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there are must me 100 millions mexicans named 'Jesus'

What football team does Belal Muhammad support?

Even if you were here number 1 follower it doesnt matter.When she starts doing this shit,buy whatever she sells first.You will be eternally hers

"Muslim won" Said Nurmagomedov.

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synchtube.ru/r/sptube

actually shit skin Arab fighting. time for a piss break boys

Praise Jesus

>The King of Kung Fu

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what is REL 121? Religion?

Kinda is. If a muslim does some shenanigans. He is a terrorist. If a white lad does it. He was just troubled.

Yeah good for Herb, but I think he would have punched through that if wanted you know.

his soul coming out of his body

BELAL MUHAMMAD WILL WIN

ITS OVER TAKASHI

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Manchester United 100%

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ALHAMDULILLAH

Nice work, user. Good luck with your future.

nice word play user

ALLAHU AKBAR

ITS OVER INFIDELS!!!

Dustin
Barboza
Islam
Blaydes
Taisumov

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How many people has Khabib's father killed and how does he reconcile that with his religious beliefs?

I picked Kebab to win but now that all of his mudslime friends are there with him I really hope he gets shadowrealmed

that would've been pretty obvious niggardly behavior don't think anyone is falling for that when the ref has you wrapped up

arsenal

wtf but /heem/ told me kung fu was a meme!

Imagine being dumb enough to follow religion in 2019
Imagine being dumb enough to be Muslim

the light

bit of a footwork blunder hey

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but he's a muslim like you

That's not true.
The media doesn't like or sympathise with whites. The media does all they can to paint white men as terrorists and defend non-whites.

NASTY

he was intelligently defending himself, obviously; quit smoking that herb, Dean

>throw punch
>ko opponent
Clearly it can't be that hard? Why doesn't this happen more?

If you're a dumbass westerner maybe. But then again, you morons haven't figured out what Mexicans are yet, so you put a "?" on what they are, and rabidly shoot them down when they say that they're "White" or their race is "Hispanic"

Muslims dominate UFC, its over kuffar.

Dustin
Pelder
Islam
Blydes
Ferreria

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murdering non-muslims is the highest act of honor, are you new to life?

Indeed, "Rise & Formation of Islam", as it happens.

AMEEEEEN

que guay eres

When start fightcompanion

white muslims*

Mexican isn't a race, dumbfuck.

Yeah, we don't really like anyone. Especially eachother.

>flag
Are there even any whites left in your "country" friend?

Arabs always get BTFO in all sports. It's a well-established rule. The bigger the stakes, the harder Arabs get BTFO. I think Khabib will lose because of this. I know he's not an Arab but he is a muslim champion fighting in an Arab country and they want him desperately to win. Him losing will be the closest thing to Arab themselves getting BTFO, which must happen according to the Laws of Sports.

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main card, rogan is a cazzie

are you lonely lad

They should do a religious fighting tournament, Christians Vs Muslims

I don't even feel like betting when the odds are so bad. I mean you put down $100 on Khabib and you get back $130.

Imagine being too dumb to realize that humans need religion, and the absence of it will lead to untold degeneracy and evil.

Just because i don't believe in god doesn't mean i think it should all be lost.

Christianity is the only reason you don't think it's OK to murder anybody you see fit.

we'll see faggot, belal and ottman arent white.

Khabib by "smesh" aka boring blanket attacks with scattered bitch slapping before Dustin wilts due to gassing.

Sato extremely rare value for a chink

How come Dana didn’t put zabeast on this card?

It’s literally a Skeleton card with only the main event to look forward too

>slavs
>white
let me just stop you right there

parrying is such a meme

Imagine being dumb enough to not understand that religion is the universal tenet of humanity and our cosmology has merely shifted to a faith in scientism in the west

okay great, but where do the jews fit into all of this?

>no HW fighters of significance
>no LHW fighters of significance
>no MW fighters of significance
>literal who's in the WW division
>literal who's in the LW division
>1 FW of significance
honestly just shut the fuck up you stupid jordanian bitch.

since your people are coming here I guess not

heem is fight companion stupid

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theyll be the only muslims to go down

LETS GO SATO ~DESU

Arent we all

>Reed College
Not going to Harvard or Yale

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Not every Muslim is a Wahhabist user

and russian white muslims get tripple the hate because your elites only want to repopulate Europe with africans

fuck that it would have to be run by jews

imagine being this retarded

Indeed. Still for me it looked like he could have punched but didn't.

THE MUSLIM FEARS THE SAMURAI
REMEMBER THIS.

Come on anime man

Never said they were you drooling buffoon. I'm saying your government are and people are stupid to classify them.

>chinlet

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At this point most of them are though. Shi'as as only, what, 20%?

this, that's why although i'm not a religious guy i don't shit on people's beliefs

Different religions in each tournament. Jews Vs Catholics

Palestine is WHITE

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caucasians arent slav, you inbred

>russians
>white

he was shook af

this jap is getting heemed

>christianity is the only religion or social structure to prohibit murder

Idiot

here's hoping the palestinian dog gets heemed by based jap

How come some bumblefucks from dagestan can speak English while many foreign fighters who trained in America for years cant?

oof

COME ON BELAL MUHAMMAD FUCK UP THIS FILTHY NIP

DEATH TO ANIME DEATH TO WEEBS ALLAHU AKBAR

>berserk music
okay

>berserk ost walkout
BASED

y nuevo

I WANT TO SNIFF HIS FEET

Nah, it's really hard to break childhood conditioning. I generally don't hate people who follow their parent's religion.
Now adult converts.... Now we're talking super fucking retards here. Imagine being an adult and saying "Mary got pregnant by a ghost? That's bullshit. But Mohamed riding a pegasus to heaven? Yeah, that's the shit."

She's darker than me.

>Poirier
>Barboza
>Makhachev
>Blaydes
>Taisumov

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I hope the chink doesn't let us down

This whore is the exact opposite of a muslim and is not considered Palestinian by any real one.

Do you not know what a Hispanic is, retard? You can be white and born in Central America.

GATTSU

How fucking old are you? You sound barely 18 who has reconciled religion as a necessary ebil.

>Christianity
Yikes

ok I'm thinking based

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>Belal "Who teh fuck is this guy?" Muhammad

I have Sato on this

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Sam Alvey strikes me as as Scientologist
Ryan Hall an Atheist (borderline Nihilst)

White muslims lmao. Nothing to do with desert wanderers like yourself.

heeminder Muhammad was white

Sounds interesting. Congrats on the degree bud

There are three races on Earth(planet):

-East Asian aka chink
-Sub-Saharan aka nigger
-Everyone else aka white

>tribal warfare didn't exist

You do realize religion and specifically christianity when talking about the west is the ONLY reason our civilisation was able to progress to what it is today right?

And almost all your morals stem from it whether you believe in it or not.

>Palestinian flag
>Born: Chicago, IL

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If the outcome is a metaphysical certainty, it's still risk-free profit. Think about it, the stock market returns like 11% a year on average, in one night you make 30% or more.

Sato win

god willing

Khabib
Barboza
Makhachev
Blaydes
Ferreira

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oh yeah, this is the post

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>vp reporting in

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I hope this chink heems him for this

Can't wait for Pokemon. Bought me a switch for that.

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Poirier
Barboza
Makhachev
Blaydes
Taisumov

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what else is new

i think ive seen asians lose more fights in UFC by far than win

Now I can see why there is so much "Viva la raza", "Brown Pride" shit going around. Drooling morons like you, I'm talking about YOUR census your drooling incompetent neanderthal. YOUR census that says if you're a brown skinned man from Guatemala or Nicaragua, you don't have a race category for them.

Nordine :/ I wish you didnt get heemed bro

Where is the new thread lads?

It's a new day

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why is bruce buffer not wearing an arabian pajamas?

Gadoosh

>Nordine Tadab

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Scientologists Vs Satanists is the next event after Jews Vs Catholics

sorry lad its the same story again... i think they have no power or something. like how often do you see a chinese boxing champion?

Stop pretending like you have read ANY history you actual retard.

How do you think people were functioning before xtianity? Hint: they weren’t murdering everyone on site. Murder was still wrong in pretty much every civilisation pre Christianity. The only reason Europe “”””””””””united”””””” under Christianity was solely political, and it wasn’t even peaceful kek, look up the 30yrs war.

/heem/ - History and Politics

thanks for dark ages

how likely are these streams going to last?

Nobody cares about this card, so pretty likely.

The last time i used it was for ortega vs hollaway, what has happened since then? also pls post

ALLAHU ABKAR

BASED MUSLIMS MAKING RACIST INCELS SEETHE, SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

TAKBIR!

I have a feeling the gingerbread man is getting heemed.

Always funny to see Christians exposing themselves as brainlets with the utmost confidence. Keep going.

I was a fedora tipper once upon a time too.

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give me a few minutes

...

>based pokebro

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Streamers prefer websites because they can put ads.

I can not pleasure myself to pictures of sexy WMMA fighters, as it is haram. Please do not reply to this post with your sexiest WMMA pics. Thank you, and may Allah and his prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) be with Khabib tonight.

Stream ended, please someone help

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What's up with all these Russians rocking the Abe Lincoln?

Caucasians.