Jay Ligz he was on the train with me one day.....,.. yeah we were riding it..........big boy jay ligg had the training session to do and we were going to the aon training compleks, where the united goats are born n raised.......yeehaw............ i could see somethin' was troublin young jay to the ling....yeah he was in thought real deepers like...........guess that's what separates the talented young future stars from us......the......heh...........normals........ it's the ability to examine their lives......which makes theirs worth more than oure's........i aksed him what was he thinking.......he smirked.....real intelligent like.....heh......talented not only in the body but in the mind as well....yeah.......he responded after pondering the question........heh...... he started talkin smirkingly while stretching his legs (as he was.....one could say..........sitting...(althought is it really possible for us to know what talented young stars like jay ling here are really doing?..... they are on another level.....dimension...so far.....) ......yeah so and what he said he was thinking was (kinda threw me back heh)............how can one be based........if one is not....prior to and while being in the aforementioned state (if it can be called.... you know... a state....).........a god?. ....... (1/2 continued in next post)
- excerpt from story of jay liggz: an biography of a young but talented youngster
jay lingy dingy he looked cute when he was deep in thought.....thinkers ..heh.........which was often times........like he would be analysing games......as all greats do who were first talented and needed to develop into their great versions (unlike his teammate Anny Janny who is now in a shit ass team, that loser dumbass).....he would be watching deeply and would go like......yeah here the inside forward cuts inside to create.....create a goal...a scoring chance...clearly cut even..........ole mourinho taught him that ....... yeah when he was younger.......yeah the winger beats the fullback.....he does a trick.....,..... the centre back crawls.....rich stream of information stemming from a single footballing action.....i see it all and........i must do it all he would say.................i started wondering myself..........if a player was a god what would he play like..........i reckon he would score sam good fakin goals ......well jay liggy does do that even without being fully developed footballer yet......heh.....but i digress heh.........see,.. my dog jayligz was not only talented in the body...... but in mind too......... that kid had some real mind power..........he would make you smart just by being in his presence......... yeah........before meeting him i didn't love football...... though it was for gays....... i realise now that i just didn't use to get it..........young jay ligga.......... has it all.......body and mind....... us regular mortals........we should just shut up and drink our coffee and let the talent speak.....and we shut up......and watch.........like i was shut up while watching jayling having leant his head on the train window thinking his thoughts...... even thinking my thoughts...... and me thinking my thoughts as well.....in a retrospective mood but looking from the future.......i see a based goat before me....there is still time untill bloomth.....im glad I'm here to witness his maturation.......body and mind.........like wine.......
Thank you my friend for bringing this back with the information we are all dying to hear
Nathaniel Barnes
damn, guess I have to buy a jlingz shirt then
Levi Parker
Big if true
Julian Anderson
honestly what if this Bulgarian man was employed by jlingz the brand? labor is cheap over there and it wouldn't cost much to do viral marketing such as this. hell, most companies have entire teams of developers in countries such as Bulgaria, Estonia, Romania. I'm sure a successful clothing brand can afford 1 or 2 Yea Forums posters. 2 threads by this same man in the similar vein. for some reason I really am unironically starting to like the mandem (jling) through these pointless threads that make no sense.
no this is literature. i wasn't expecting the other thread to make it more than a day and it creates this confusion
John Parker
Reads like a scene in Faulkner novel
Austin Davis
>starting to like the mandem (jling) "Mandem" is a plural. You can't have just one mandem (well, arguably your crew is "a mandem" because there's more than one person in it). And as we all know, there's only JLingle Bells.
Landon Howard
based post tătă
Connor Myers
that's where you're wrong. on the streets he's jlingz. on the football pitch he's Jesse. and with his gyal he's a peng ting ya get me. that's the mandem. that's jlingz