/cric/

GOLLAPSE, fuck Paine, should put them back in

the steve smith experience
it must be like WW1 out there, everyone dying around you

Grim.

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TOO FAST FOR YOU BOY

ausfail

Okay now THIS is based

yep, I'm thinking archer's back

>"Lingering looks, Mikey ?"
>Lingering looks ? Maybe if I were playing against women

Kek

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Will Warner ever get dropped?

reckon this might not be a draw lads

Did that ball even move? Seems like he just plain missed it.

could have cut the photo out ffs

GONE FUCK OFF, GET OFF THE FIELD FUCK OFF

BLACKED

Australia getting BTFO in the counter strike lads

Root must have been cracking the whip a few times after Archer got out

Getting flashbacks to last test
Stokes is gonna win it again like last test

Lads, I just want to say that I made every Irish post in the last thread except for that lad asking about what the pitch is made of.
And, I'm in Dublin.

Time for an ELITE and MUSCULAR 100(45) for Wadey

Need a few DLF maximums

Maybe if he manages to edge one.

I like how Australia collpasing here literally increases the odds of them winning at the bookies

>Australia all out for 67
Oh nononono

based, and 12(19) pilled

steve smith is our only acceptable player

Only 1.5 wickets this match lad

Imagine if Archer actually bowled like this in the first Innings

>lead by 240
We already won. Doesn't matter what we get, England all out for

England waiting until the games gone before they show any passion.

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Where abouts?

kek

Archer only trying now cause he knows he's done when Aussies get out the lazy fuck

Reckon leading by 300+ today should be enough for Australia to bowl at.

That Travis Head performance went down a Travis Lead balloon.

Sorry lads I'm prettty fucking drank. I was tring to educate my mates on how they shouldn't habel at
crown casino becausein the long run it means they are giving their hard hearned working money to the jewish murdoch and packer families.But what would I know hey, they were saying that I shouldnt't crtiiciise their decisions, as if I was forcing them not to fucking ganble. Yo u know fuck them, /cric/ are my mates more than those FUCKING FUCKERS FUCK EM FUCK CASINOS FUCK GHE PACKERS FUCK INCOME INEQUALITY FUCK PEOPLE WASTING THEIR HARD EARNED MONEY AND THE JEWS THAT SIPHON ALL THE BENEFITS IM GOING TO FUCKING CILL THEM. REE

Imagine him smashing the fuck out of Guy Verhofstadt's napper with that stick

Travis Head? More like Shit Head.

blog on

Jews are gonna get their money either way mate

North Co. You know this

Just marry into the Jewish faith desu. The thinking mans move.

Has a bit of a shabby leave old Nigel.

Bit peckish

>Root most likely to come in at 3 when England bat again
Not so worried after all lads

He'll never remain at the crease long like that

Midnight snack looms

Ahh Malahide I'm guessing.

Damn Archer can bowl like THAT?!?!

>have no hay fever signs
>ten minutes later
>worst fucking hay fever
I DIDN'T EVEN GO OUTSIDE

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christ we really would be fucking nepal tier without based autist

Likewise, but have fuck all food in the house.

going for a shower, expecting smith to be out by the time I'm done

What's Archer saying to Wade lads?

Got a pack Flamin' Hot Cheetos but I reckon it's too late for that

Archer giving it back to wade.

Make sure you wash under your foreskin

jofra giving it back to wade
he def got in his head and then threw away his wicket "all sorts of sounds coming off the wicket"

You must be filthy.

I'm sorry lads I don't mean to buden you withmy ificioy but it really depressed me when I went yot Crown Casino and I saw all those 9 to 5ers that worked so hard for their money during the week waste all their money on that fucking idiocy. I fucking ahat th((((thsoe))) that keep us down with this fucking SHIT FUCK THEM REEE

asking if he wants to buy some sunglasses

This.

Glad my immune system isn't so shit that it gets set off by grass

>next test on thursday
>I know I'll just keep bowling these guys to exhaustion
Poot does it again!

Try two aspirin with two paracetamol and a strong coffee. Do you ever get migraine symptoms?

Kek

BLACKED

Wade is such a little poisoned midget fuck, would love to get him on a bouncy castle and bounce up and down and make his tiny little midget body fly around while he shrieks helplessly, haha take that midget, im the boss

Archer was deliberately getting in the way of Wade
Yet umps say nothing to him

They're pretty damn good, though.

>tfw migraine season looms
FUCKING HELL LADS

I'll buy you something on my way back home

Considering installing bathroom radio

Umps have been fucking us all series no suprise

Who’s playing wow classic lads? Reckon the teams play too?

It's not the jews at fault though mate, it's your friends making bad choices lacking in moral direction.

Don't want to sleep with a burning bumhole haha

bowler is allowed to stand his ground

I consider myslef a classical liberal because i respect people's freedom to choose but when people willngly give their money to ((them))) i cant just ick back and watch. Its not like I went full poltard, I probably sounded like a leftist because I was telling them about the few rich families that benefit from the working man;s tendency to gamble.

yeah I heard archer was in that world first guild

Yeah i know, but that turn around was very deliberate and intentional way to block Wade

The first time was fine then he moved again

Not sure where I fall on the political spectrum lads, quite jovial desu

Why do aussies whinge and cry so much?

If he did it for the Windies it'd be cool though

my political ideology is that chaos is a ladder

I'm sorry, I don't want to sound anti-semetic I just care about my fellow people and to see them exploited by fuckers that know that the odds are ALWAYS stacked against the common man hst makes me so fucking mad REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

thin-skins from all the sun damage

Who's everybody's overwatch main?

Trying to be British

Almost finished, David Warner
Runs have dried up, manlet rage won’t save ‘ya
Lads he’s old now, older than Drew Brees
Eyes are getting worse than Naitanui’s knees

Stuart Broad, send me home
To my wife, and her son
David Warner, washed-up batter
Send me home, Stuart Broad

All my memories of David Warner
Smashing boundaries, making Sharma quiver
Grim and rusty, him in the test side
Take your old Ka-Boom bat off into the night

Stuart Broad, send me home
To my wife, and her son
David Warner, washed-up batter
Send me home, Stuart Broad

Sandpapergate should have been the last you saw of me
Selectors try reminding me good form’s not far away
When trying to face Broad I get a feeling
That I should have stayed home and watched the game, watched the game

Stuart Broad, send me home
To my wife, and her son
David Warner, washed-up batter
Send me home, Stuart Broad

Stuart Broad, send me home
To my wife, and her son
David Warner, washed-up batter
Send me home, Stuart Broad

Send me home, Stuart Broad
Send me home, Stuart Broad

>tfw private servers were actually more fun than classic
>tfw we thought we did but we didnt

prefer team fortress 2 myself , usually play soldier

Why do you not wanna sound anti-Semitic lad, nothing wrong with it

beautiful

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single player games only for me thanks

For me, it's Paladins

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Nope
I like to give the benefit to the bowlers, but that was clearly not within the law of standing his ground when he turned around and was clearly doing so to ensure he blocked Wade's possible return run

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I'm zorrry people I didn't mean to bring politics into/cric/./cir/c is sacred like that, it unites bpeople from the Uk and Uastralia for the love of cricket FUCK and I'm ruining everything SHIT CUNT sorry

The post, lads.
THE post.

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OW was on life support just months after release kek.

Pretty shite tbqh. Makes me feel like playing BfA.

too old

kek

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This is the post

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kek

Used to flex Genji/Zarya/Mercy but ended up being a Hanzo main

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I just don't want to soudn like I hate my fellow man. I love Australians and Anglos and the world. I want us all to flourish and prosper and be happy. But how can that happen> I dont know desu, I just want peeople to be haopy secure and friendly

someone vocaroo this, please

1 reddit gold

Why would jews be your fellow man

Shall have to say that this post is cringe because I feel like being controversial and want to keep you humble

Might not be liked by a certain man ITT

Just got an Ahrim's staff from a barrows chest.

Fucking shit lads, only work like 100k.

Bardcunt would have but someone chased him off

>Englel now 10/1 to win

Absolutely keking at this

Unironically pretty good.

For me it's Zulrah

Oi Joshy ya here m8?

jesus christ overton's test stats
how does he get anywhere near the team?

>wake up from mid afternoon depression nap
>44-4
Tempted to get up and be a slightly less useless piece of human garbage now

running the ardy agility course atm

Sorry meant to say the state of ausfailia

for me, its re-volt on ps1

Just got on the telly lads

I wish you were alive in Australia during the war talking shit like this

Are they or are they not. I spent year 4 to year 6 in the eastern suberbs of sydney (Bondi beach to Wastosns bayy (ineluing dover heights rose bayk, double bay etc.) and they were ok.But my primacy concern is the wellbeing the happpiness of the common man. I just wish everything was good you know. irs a naive perspective, but I just wish all the good people in this world were happy and not corrupted by the inffluence of thsoe who would dissauvde those to help their common man.

I believe in you user. You're a better person than you think you are. Get up and make a cuppa

Having daughters is the most cucked thing etc.

Why did we pick this lummox over curran again?

Think I have an alcohol problem. Why does getting cunted have to feel so good?

Like I seriousylym love my Anglo brothers in the UK. I hope post-brexit treats tem well because they are genuiely good people. The same cant be said by other people around the globe.

christ he is slow, smoth has even more time to play

Unironically you should take opiates instead. Will cure you of alcoholism and is much better for you.

>post-brexit
pipe dream lad

Love warnies dumbcunt rants.

makes you constipated though

don't worry lad, the guillotines are being sharpened

anglosphere is the true elite lad, if we came together the world would be at its knees

I support whatever makes Prime Minister Jezza Corbyn closer to reality

Australia are winning on Dust 2 lads

give root a bowl imo

you absolute whanger

Keep your head up lad I love you and I wish you the best :)

Not a fan of this hostility

For me, it's gratisfaction

Ogreton

That is an extremely trivial thing when compared to the effects of alcohol abuse. I'm aware constipation can get really serious but that's only if you're on absurd doses.

This drunk Aussie is a good bloke

Yeah, I've seen that episode, wasn't a fan.

it's all good mate, i'm a remainlad

Has Leach actually got specsavers sponsorship?

australia should give steve smith a bowl I bet he'll get them all out

Warne literally cannot even imagine a world where he is ever wrong.
Any time he sees a player/team doing something he personally doesn't think should be done, he loses the plot because his opinions are objectively correct and anyone with differing opinions is simply wrong.

I really like The 1975.

imagine if he gets hit in the glasses

>anglosphere
aka jew lovers

It's easy enough to preemptively counteract, just need to be aware of it.

ignore him he's the expert on everything but master of none

Great Britain, Australia, New Zealand, Canada, United States, all we need. Maybe claim back South Africa if they keep it a bit whiter. Who could compete with those combined forces under the Queens name?

The coward Tim Paine refuses to play for a victory even with an insurmountable lead

>post-brexit
That's still happening?

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call me posh zach
cause thats what i am, im posh and my name is zach

How long till tea?

lol

chocolate was literally an unapologetic banger

Posh? More like bosh kek

Such fucking attention seeking pieces of shit makes me physically ill to think about them, absolutely epitomise the complete runaway narcissism of modern life

chocolate?

i like sex
i think we all do at the end of the day

But more importantly, their music is fucking shit

Athletic Archer
Racist code speak

teesras in taiwan
howlers in hong kong

You could invade and subdue south africa but I'm struggling to comprehend the US joining in, they'd want to be running the show themselves and that won't end well either.

>Letting smith get past 10
Another double ton inbound

owned and controlled by jews mate

these taxi ads are atrocious, fuck off cunts I'm never going to stop taking ubers

All; I'm saying is we HVAVE TO STICK together. We have more than iunited\s us thatn ivies us/ I fckong love you lads as=nd as long as we combine to the values that we cherish than we will siuceed and flourish. I believe in all of you. Every single one. We are greater than the sum of our individual beings. Sorry if I'm coming off as onsxipious as or arrogunt, but we MUST stick together. All of us, as one single unit.

If Paine doesn't declare after Tea he might as well surrender the series there and then

Pleb

Girls is an absolute banger lad

youtube.com/watch?v=CHk5SWVO4p8

absolute fucking banger

>XDDXDDDD I'M SO EFFING DRUNK LADIES

/cric/nation rise up

they'd be the most difficult by far but they love a bit of money and a trade/military union of those countries would be too much to resist

i'm not one for an us v them mentality
we're all human beings, we can make it work

He'll declare at the lengthening of the shadows

forced gimmick

sadly so lad, should steamroll the entirety of israel and give it back to the sand people

they have an us vs them mentality though, so you are really fucking yourself over

he's got a big fat arse overton

tfw you will never be able to play Test Cricket

Is cricket seen as a middle-class sport in Australia?

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go put that fucking fire out

Grimly weeping

the crusaders had Palestine for 87 years, the zionists have had it for 71 years thus far

that;s an excessive amount of cheese

>hes anti israel
yikes

Can't believe that we wasted our best men in South America just to teach them how to play wogball

>middle class is just seen as some niche group of weirdos in the UK
grim

kek

>england eight down as ashes hopes fade
despise the bbc and how negative it always is

Look at her flabby arms. Probably a light snack for this chubster

>hes pro israel
shameful

Sorry I understand
i have ovsertayed my welcome so this will be my last post. b=Biut we cannot ,let petty rilvaries like whoever is the best cricketer or batsman divide us. we are the peiple.
we are the best. Those who shape the world as we see fit. the world will fall out out footsteps and we will dictate the transitions of the geo--political realityBut

i just want to impass on this, I ,love you all,wether Austra;ian or English, Welsh or other, and I sincerley wish you have a happy and succcessful live.

middle class people are basically seen as decently well off people, professionals and the like

they're basically stereotyped as being out of touch with the working class who work for £8/hour and live on grim council estates and make up 50% of the country

Amazon Fire TV is a digital media player and its microconsole remote developed by Amazon m8.

israel commit absolute disgusting anti human acts lad

>muh israel
its american jewry you should worry about

why not both

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Truly inspirational.

based

what is starc's ancestry

very swarthy, very dark hair

palestine is arab and there is such a thing as palestinian culture regardless of what the daily mail have you to believe. i would say palestinians act pretty tamely and reservedly considering their land has been literally taken over

>smith scored more in his lowest scoring innings after being concussed than warner has the entire series

frazzled

recently left the working class to join the middle-class in London and whenever i come back home my fat nan thinks i talk all posh now

flog the cunt, just abysmal.

slovak

I remember what it was like to be 15 and have my first beer.

yeah that's what's grim
here the middle class is just the common man

class is how you're raised mate

people raised working class who get rich are still seen as working class types

Surely his time is up.

Think he's Croat, or Slovene, or some shit like that

was wondering myself earlier
thinks he croat or something

Slovene

hey retard, so does everyone

no
in australia everybody plays cricket
theres nothing more australian than cricket

i would be surprised if there ever toppled as the GOAT side in a million years . its why i dont care about the ashes that much

Ahh yes, women's sports

yeah but its a spectrum and israel are pretty far to the right

Big fan of these opening partnerships.

draw on the cards here lads

weird, slovenians are usually pretty white

it's when you start getting to romania and stuff they get swarthy in eastern europe, although I did know a slovene once and they get super defensive about being called eastern europe, it has to be "central" europe

who /middleclassbutpoorasdirt/ here

Don't be facetious or cynical. I am neither bulshitting not anm being disingengious to gain favour from people. But any chance where happiness and love can be spread throughout the community and the world then why should that opportunity be taken

you can see the contempt tubbs has for this street shitter talking about "teknikul problem'

Oh no, what happened?

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3 ducks in a row lol

not me. upper crust who's had a bad run and fallen on hard times.

that's like $80 worth of cheese from the shop probably $250 at the ground, what kind of posh middle class you got over there?

you're such a lightweight, how long have you been drinking, an hour and a half?

I grew up in South London but always get told I'm posh just because I like to enunciate my words and spoke properly from a young age. Mental how such a small thing changes your entire life, reckon if I decided to take on all the London slang and that I'd have 3 kids from 3 different women and hate my life.

In this boat after getting back from half a year travelling, sucks having to worry about food and petrol for once

Tinder slag I was keen on has gone overseas and is probably taking 5 dicks at once as I type this. Bit disappointed ngl.

>steve smith is currently averaging 152 in this ashes
>2nd best is ben stokes with 70

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this is basically Finch's scorecard, I remember he got one good opening stand with Harris in Perth and that was it

don't know if this reflects worse on england or australia.

Might set up the noose if I don't get this grad job

Best sauce for a chip roll lads?

Love you too mate have a good sleep

They really love spruiking these petrol huffing and street shitting women on this coverage.

think it just means everyone apart from smith, stokes and possibly lasagne is shite.

Mayo

Bit rude

yeah haha having a guy in our side average 152 isn't that special

slaphead

given how openers have been in general i might through burns into the 'not complete shit' pile.

what's a chip roll?

you mean chip bap?

The sort that get themselves into tremendous debt in order to keep up with the Joneses.

shit I hope they lit a cracker under their arse, time to TONK

DRAW

burns is decent just technically limited, got plenty of grit tho nice to see someone apply themselves

...

Mate a great big chunk of south london is affluent wealthy suburb. Only a true posho would think theyre not posh because they can namedrop south london as the location of their abode

Hot chips in a bread roll

I went to a Yorkshire comprehensive where we all ended up speaking pretty proper. I think it's an advantage overall but you lose a bit of identity I think. No one can tell I'm from Yorkshire and are more likely to think I'm a southern private school boy than anything.

I think he means a bread roll with chips filling.
3:1 mayo tomato

i'll have ur mum's baps m8

reflects poorly on the rest of the team if you have a guy averaging 150 and it's still an even series

woah wind yer fucking neck in

India can't into space

cringe off you sunburnt tosser

made a new one to commemorate this ELITE post

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stove's looking to get a shift on

Let me guess. Harrogate.

always amuses me when clearly middle-class folk start thinking they're posh because of increased wealth

umm sweaty >we're still on top here

It's not 2020 for another three months.

its called a chip butty btw

can see the setting half moon through my window half hidden by the vine and some thin clouds very cartoony esque 2bh

Bingo. As soon as you leave Harrogate the accent kicks in again but we have the weakest Northern accent going.

You can be middle-class and posh at the same time. If you don't have a title you're not upper-class.

>Stokes doing the captain talk
Bit odd having a Kiwi be your national captain.

Sugar by Robin Schulz just popped up on spotify.

ain't heard this song is yonks.

chip butties mentioned

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The 1975

interesting, and I can't argue

>mushy peas
>tomato sauce
>fish goujons, not a full cod

FUCK

RIGHT

OFF

i was born poor never even been abroad

Getting on the ket lads

The protitypical middleclass is posh

Prefer 1973 by James Blunt

Not sure if I should cook up some rectum wrecking instant noodles or a bunch of possibly fair way past it's use by bacon.

Glass plates grim.

Does it cure depression?

those are battered sausages you mong

You can come to Dublin for €30 sometimes, from Gatwick

whats wrong with mushy peas? i dont like them but they are a standard chip accompaniment
ketchup truly is pleb though, for me, its curry sauce

shan't be commenting on English class structure, shall be listening and paying attention

Don't have enough to hole on me it does for some ppl though

Pavement
Tool
The 1975

the holy triforce of indie rock bands

>bit of a street fighter
Hmmmm

ahaha looks like you been doxed mate. Ill be sure tp go arpund harrogate in spain asking for user.

literally wurst

2 battered sausages lad, bit much

So I've heard. Might silk road some.

im going to go to dun laoghaire with my gf at some point as her mothers family are from there and she wants to show me it

nice, you'll like it over here I'm sure

BASED Padraig

wont reply to people being rude

Grim

I want fucking fish and chips now

There's a wetherspoons there. U'll be reet.

Pavement
Tool
The 1975

Smith's average approaching 65

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why name your band after a penis?

trying to enjoy the cricket and the lads mention moggy and remind me of our current political crisis ffs

Please don't direct tourists to fucking weatherspoons. He has an opportunity of a lifetime to experience actual Irish pubs for the first time and that's what he should be doing. Fucking expats I swear.

goat

Wasn't until i spilled half of it

shame he's about to get out to a leach ripper

lol woodent it be funey if it became 69
bcaus 69 == sex

surely theres a chippy just down the road la?

Chip roll lad here, test tomato sauce v mayo and found the mayo to be superior despite not loving mayo

Am quite enjoying it desu. Not looking forward to the autumn snap election though, that will be grim.

kek

might start referring to mine as The 1975, see what the missus' reaction is.

He's in Arizona using an Irish VPN

Pubs are definitely one thing the Irish do better than Brits. All that little snugs and cubbies and that.

Based gravity

so close

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Based Jesus

It is but I got trips respect le digits, user

>whetherspoons
I'll go there if there's no other option, otherwise fuck off.
Not convinced. I've only been to Dublin and I'm told the rest of Ireland threw out real ale because it's associated with the British.

had chinese last night I can't do this to my body

Mayo is the best condiment for chips, especially if you can get Belgian or Dutch mayo which is basically designed specifically for chips.

It was over 65 for a bit in the first innings. Don't think he will get enough here to keep it up there though, he's being too aggressive thanks to the match situation.

My dear bros. i am in WaveyTown™ right now. oooooooooooooo... ooo. ooooooo. oo. Moon gravity and our lord is lifting me off thea groundn

No, that's the English lad living over here. Honestly don't think the Irish proxy is real

I just hate them all, they're all overpaid cunts who care more about their own ego and posturing than anything else

fucking disgusting

How do mashed peas taste lad ? How do you season em ?

you can do

personally just not a fan of peas in general tho

Seasoning is for wogs. We Anglos like it flavour-free tyvm.

Has been the best opener this series desu.

Not the best but has been an annoying bugger to get out.

drink real stouts instead you pussy

yeah we should string em all up, what a day that would be

might off myself if root bowls overton another over

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just launched10m in air wobblyvillle

If u want ales then I'm afraid wetherspoons is where Ur heading. Pubs here have a very poor selection. Other than the porterhouse in town, Ur run of the mill pubs with have more or less the same shite selection.

salt and sugar or a splash of worcester sauce, they're not that great really. fresh peas or frozen fresh are way better.

/cric/ meetup looms

white people finna be like yo this seasoning too spicy

Lift your way up to heaven and see the light brother

i just drink bog standard lager haha, pint of stella for me ta

Actually befuddles me that most remainers are larger louts. True brexit boys would stick to fucking real ale.

literally nothing wrong with the choice of Guinness, lager, or cider mate

this overton lad is shit

fresh peas are just less fresh, less convenient frozen peas
i don't get the point of them

The 1975
How are they popular, pretty shite band or whatever they call themselves
Just listening to their popular songs on spotfiy makes me feel grim that music like this is popular

sorry leavers ffs*

it's cognitive dissonance and I'm sorry for mentioning it

wish moeen was in the team

Come /gong/ tomorrow, meet a the lighthouse lad
Bring your pads and bat, for we shall play some cricket in the park

>tfw like brexit and larger
no bully please lad but it's easier to sink 10 pilsners than it is 10 ales

Almost had one with a burger during the tri-series in Barbados a few years back.

small boys in the park, sticks for stumps

It's at Moore Park

Might consider buying a return ticket to the UK if Paine ends up costing us the match due to shitty referrals. Will go and coward punch him for all of ya

any of you cunts in Melbourne?

sayinfg our father and dancining rod modell techo more ket looms

kek

I mean fresh fresh, if you grow them yourself or can get them off my local greengrocer they're fresh with a rolled rrrrr. If you buy them in a bag out of tescos they're not as good as frozen, yes you're right.

I really like Caribbean food but I can't imagine eating that all the time, it tastes so strong.

ahahahhahahhahahaa
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>smoth-tism

HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS SMITH DOING
WHY DID HE RAISE HIS BAT AS HE LOOKED AT THE BALL ROLLING TOWARDS HIS STUMPS

Kek

kek, what a sperg

SEVERE AUTISM

>The 1975
the new nickname for my penis, because it's 1975mm

Ok I'm convinced Smith is just pretending to be autistic to fuck with England

Fuck I love Smith

What have you eaten ?

imagine hating smith, lad is pure entertainment

For the absolute /spectrum/ bants

>1975mm
>6ft 5in
Jesus Christ

I am entertained by the sheer autism of Smith.

BASED SMOTH WORKING THE POMS

yeah mate

this
kino entertainment
best since Gilly tbqh

are you the guy who posts the lana roades webms

Curried goat, brown stew, oxtail. Dunno if that's what they're actually called but that's what the takeaway I go to calls them.

au contraire my friend a nice ale like john smiths has maximum drinkability. Better than a fizzy lager

Someone please gif that Smith dance

oh is the cricket still on? lol i didnt even notice. nobody here really cares about this dying sport hahahaha.

Anyone have a webm of that autism of the first ball

No.

But I can be.

Come to ABC I'll buy you a beer

Based wog

Smith should lift the urn on his own

3111 m8

Want to see Smith run out one of his team mates for the bants

Smith please

got ya I'm in Sydney

I assume brown stew is stew chicken
Solid food, but yeah you can't eat that stuff everyday, mostly a Sunday food for me.

Hopefully Paine when he's about to get his first century.

Reckon Isa would be a good root

Any Sydney man in

>Broad's first ball that over was a no-ball as well
Labuschange deserves to as well, and Hazlewood

Just declare you cowards

I S A
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After Smith makes another century lad
just bowl to him shit so he scores it quicker

constantly underperform?

I would be completely fine with smith making another century if it meant we'd draw this match. we're likely in for a draw anyway

ARGHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS WADE DOING
STAY IN YOU CUNT AND JUST HELP SMITH ALONG TO ANOTHER CENTURY

Stokes is such a fucking drama queen

Imagine being black.

>we're likely in for a draw anyway
Don't think England will be able to survive even 2 sessions.

Kek at the actual despair at not getting Smith out,

>Dropping the Ashes

forc me its horsed tranquiliezer

Asian women can't fuck lel

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Sir Ben Stokes has dropped the Ashes on his birthday!

he can't keep getting away with it

>Smith proving to everyone that he is the only one who can get himself out

i'd rather not thanks

>26 fifties
>26 hundreds
aesthetic as fuck

she's indian, not asian

Stokes 2(80)

BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS

I genuinely thought it could happen this time, with him batting for a declaration. I just fucking hate him so much.

>Another 50
the madman is gonna do it
NOT YET HE HASN'T

for me it's keta + nitrous oxide

>Australia to declare
>Smith ends up not out
>Can get a pair next match and still average over 100 for the series
Noice.

GONE
FUCK OFF
HES OUT

WALLOP

I wouldn't burn so easy in the sun, it'd be alright. Also your mum might root me.

Indian women historically have a reputation for being good in bed, but that might be orientalist bullshit.

reminder that this is why Wade has that dumbshit sweat band on his forearm

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START SLOGGING YOU CUNTS

is that his face?

Broad's hairline looking quite grim

its Phil Hughes lmao

Love Wade but it is a shocking tattoo.

kek

KEK

K E K

need more fireworks, less direworks

You're not even as good as your tattoo.

>she's indian, not asian

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The thought of David Warner getting his grubby manlet mitts on the urn with a shit-eating grin on his face after the series he's had makes me seethe lads.

>Smith has almost twice the amount of runs as the next top scorer despite missing a game

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Smith really not happy that Labuschagne got dismissed

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doubt he can feel any happiness at all lad
he knows he's in deep shit after this

Dem inbreed Malfoy genes making sure of male pattern baldness.

Reckon this is England done now. At least the WC offered some cricket glory this year.

Yep, he's #2 all time bat

Hrse. Tranq. obxniousous LTG Bukem and mrs liking neck with mute ashes abckground

more baccy looms

It's common parlance to distinguish between orientals and south asians here.

Is David Warner related to Dravid Warne?

W A S T E D
R E V I E W

>Nearly double second place
>has missed 3 innings
Based

Is Jofra looking tired? Lethargic even?

sort your life out cunt holy fuck

>wade mimmicking a T yo ensure it was given not out
200 iq

yeah, we'll have a review m8.

B A S E D
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Honestly loving this umpiring this match tbqh
Fuck Aleem Dar and Joel Wilson

>poot
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

always makes me feel more full ale, not sure why, just feels heavier in the stomach

Warner is exactly the type of low IQ bogan fuckwit who would celebrate in an extremely smug and cocky way despite actively doing his best to lose the series.

My dear bro.

>south asians aren't asian

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>Poot wasting Aussie batting time

>poot

Same here, Indians are Indians. Asians are Chinese and similar. I think it's only Anglos that call Indians asians.

>checking LBW
>Even though it hit his arm
what the fuck is Third Umpire doing

we are unironically more likely to draw every moment more they bat

bowling them out quickly would only guarantee England's loss, hopefully they bat as long as possible to enlarge the chance of a draw

Of course they are, but if I was to describe an Indian person I wouldn't use the word "Asian" to describe them. It's like referring to Turkish people as Asian, no one ever does it

couple of bouncing melons there

it's funney hey, ask him about hot chips la

He was plumb ABLBW

Love chebs

stokes wouldn't have reviewed that, make him captain for fuck sake

England NEED to bowl wide and just cut the runs off, frustrate them with being unable to score

they just need to bowl time here

>dat smug smith
perfect.

Can't remember who but there was a batsman who got given out lbw when the ball hit his head in a test match.

Imagine wasting a review on the Walking Wicket Wade
Poot is starting to get mentally cooked again
chuckled a bit, but it was missing stumps by a mile

Reminder Tendulkar the manlet was given LBW after getting hit on the helmet.

Bollocks. They'll declare soon and bowl us out in a day

>letting matthew wade score this many runs against you when you desperately need wickets

england should just give up on sports

then we'd still be bowled out later than otherwise

tbf he's only 4'2

Love smoth-tism

Remember people considering Smith to have no chance with that style too. Unbelievable.

>watermelon on the field
>isa says "jofra isnt the vicinity"

He was a bit crap for the first 3 years of his career.

to throw it back because he sad not to confiscate it

They'll declare at the lengthening of the shadows

/ourgirl/

kek

>Steward with the aesthetic hop over the barrier.

OOF

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Please.
Nobody could have seen this sort of form coming. His technique is objectively bad but nobody would've been able to tell he'd rewrite the coaching manuals like this.

So have lost the series.

time for australia to declare now

His technique is bad.
He's all instinct. A freak.

It's almost as though he got better after the year off.

he isn't butthurt about it. why would he be. he is the tall good looking black guy with a big cock. whites on suicide watch.

I'd push for another 5 overs or so.
Go for the tonk.

New thread

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Suspect his career will end at a fairly young age. He might go to shit if his eyesight/reflexes deteriorate.

Kek how the fucks he just done that?

New thr-

oh fuck

...

I was. Then I got smart and left.