/heem/

You're in it right now.

holy crap

>Nate Diaz vs. Jorge Masvidal will HEADLINE UFC 244 on Nov. 2 in NYC, per Dana White

twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/1170328679119040512

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BASED, Dustin is utterly trash. Khabib gonna smash him and /heem/ will cry

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>Subbed conor
>arguably won the rematch too
>Beat Pettis
>Beat Cerrone

yeah totally nothin special.

Mas got a lucky KO against Askren he aint the gangsta fight god people are making him out to be now. Before Till he was on a 3 fight L streak ffs.

15 MINUTES LETS GO KHABIB

THE EAGLE WILL WIN INSHALLAH 28-0

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Who's watching fights live?

Battle of the flushed cans
Askren beats them both, wins the trilogy vs jorge

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what happened to tot stream bros

diaz bless

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Gangsta belt on the line

need to drink some water hold on

Masvidal can put Diaz against the cage and just rip to the body. Be hilarious if he showboats and loses a split decision instead.

Whoa, are you from the future?

Who is flirtatious twink posing with Natedogg?

That's me.

>tfw set for a comfy Aussie all-nighter

this takes me back to when i was into EPL

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YOU CAN STAND UNDER MY UMBERELLAAA ELLAA ELAAA EEE

>"Khabib throws a jab down the middle, Dustin parries."
>"You know what's interesting to me is how the weight cut is affecting Khabib right now compared to Dustin. We know they both have trouble making it to 155, so the question is whose cardio is going to win out here."
>"You're not wrong there, Joe, as we enter the last minute of the 2nd round on our Modelo fight clock."
>"And we heard what Dustin said--nice right by Dustin there--he said he wanted--Oh again with that hook! Khabib might be--OHHHHHHH!!!"
>"KHABIB IS WOBBLED THAT WAS A BIG SHOT"
>"OH AND AGAIN, KHABIB IS IN BIG TROUBLE HERE! HE NEEDS TO--OHHHHH!!!! THAT'S IT HE'S OUT, HE'S OUT!
>"WELL WE HAVE YOUR NEW LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION RIGHT HERE TONIGHT IN ABU DABI! THE MAN FROM LOUISIANA! DUSTIN! POIRER!

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logan paul lmao

Yeah because Diaz hasn't been on those losing streaks right. Askren and Till two guys Diaz could never beat. He subbed a gassed McGregor jumping up to 170, he decisioned Pettis and Cerrone.

>round 3
>both men are beginning to tire, though dustin seems a bit more faded
>dustin timid to flurry khabib with combos has restricted himself to single strike in-and-outs
>khabib flinches his head back with every strike dustin throws though he is not afraid to throw multiple strike combos
>1:30 left in the 3rd round
>dustin feints a switch stance straight into a right overhand
>it connects clean
>CONNECT CLEAN
>Khabib simply stands there as he did against Barboza's headkicks
>Dustin shits himself
>Khabib enters with a flying knee
>Connects to Dustin's glass jaw
>Dustin gets wobbled and falls over
>Khabib full mounts him and elbows him three dozen times to the temple
>Herb Dean watches intently
>Clock runs out on Round 4
>Dustin somehow carries himself over to his corner
>"You're taking too much damage Dustin, you're down 3 rounds, you gotta finish it!!!"
>Dustin runs forward and slips into one kf Khabib's takedowns
>So disoriented he gets caught in a late 5th round kimura
>Taps
>Is wheelchaired out of Octagon
>Loses consciousness waiting for ambulance
>Slips into a coma
>Brain swelling
>Can no longer speak or move but retains his mental faculties
>Everyone believes he is a vegetable
>DC comes to visit Dustin since he also lives in Lafeyette
>Dustin's wife says "ohhh DC you are so sweet, no one visits anymore"
>They comfort each other over the memories of Prime Dustin
>They end up romanticly entangled and fuck in front of Dustin's wheelchair as he is helplessly forced to watch
>DC comes over every day and fucks Dustin's wife as his new existence is a literal cuckold
>Hospital orderlies regularly show up to change Dustin's diapers, and end him sticking their dicks in his mouth and posting the video online
>Dustin tries to scream but he cant move or escape this paralyzed hell
>Khabib with 18 title defenses now sees the video and has a chuckle
>Khabib says "He looks familiar, who was this guy again?"

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they went full WWE

Where is the lonk brothers

I'm ok with it being a main even despite not being a title fight but if this BMF shit is real I'm dropping the UFC

What does your street fight record look like, bros?

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diaz could decision till no problem at 170 and he will probably decision masvidal too tbqh

imposter

because every other WW was being a diva and turning down fights. they didnt want to do this, they had to do this

>larping this fucking hard

o-okay!!

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tldr

righ here brother

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4 wins 1 draw 0 losses

> no title fight will co-main a non-title fight
usman gets to avoid for longer

0-0-3 NC

12 wins 3 losses

p4p most pathetic poster on /heem/

What's a bmf belt? What does bmf stand for? Brown Mud fag?

0 wins 0 losses
undefeated, undisputed

That's what happens when you post it here

unbeaten record
0 fights

KSW > UFC

Prove me wrong faggots

I blame Braindead Splaug

pretty gay but made me kek so I appreciate the effort/10

Hey guys, Dana White here. I'm with Conor in Dublin and he just said he's fight any of the ring girls any where, any time. Can you believe that?! What a kid! Anyway, can you post some streams for me?

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Bring Pudz to UFC

Who here the real /pyccкий/?

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Jordanfag’s record is 0 wins and 5 losses via drone strike

gib stream

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baddest motherfucker

> "0 > 10000000, prove me wrong faggots"

Pudz will ruin Stipe

baste

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Reddit absolutely creaming their pants over the BMF title.

ufc.tv

We are all /jim/.

lmaoooooo

Dana heard the fans, he saw the memes, and lads, we've done it, we got the Baddest Motherfucker Belt. And guess what? Conor will obviously be fighting the winner of the belt if khabib beats poirier.

It's belt season, lads. Strap up.

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That is so fucking gay

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you should
>go back
and keep up on the situation

There you go, the stream, just to piss off the fags here.

crackstreams.com/mmastreams/watch-ufc-242-khabib-vs-poirier/

For me this is actually a very rare card that I can comfortably watch at an hour that is not ungodly.

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Are we all going to ignore that Khabib is clearly microdosing, his record is padded with bums and Conor won the war?

gil melendez pieced up masvidal

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When's the fight companion starting?

Dana threatened to strip usman for ducking jorge kek

Conor won a coke habit

Dustin is the people's champ.
lol

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starts with the main event

have you ever seen a more good but low iq fighter than gaethje?

this retard can actually fight and has some serious ko power
his leg kicks are really good too

but the man literally has no defence
for some dumbass reason his """"defence"""" consists of nothing more than covering up his head with his hands and actually moving his head into the opponent's fists
he'll do this in every fucking fight and every exchange within a fight

what the fuck is wrong with?

he could've won the fight against poirier with ease but he kept taking unnecessary shots to the head
at no point did he try to get out of the way wtf

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Cool beans, thanks

GOAT coke fiend

I dont think there is actually any way to watch anything except for the main card in EU, so he can go fuck himself

This woman should get it desu.

youtube.com/watch?v=PN2IMpwbZWc

We be blessed with fightcompanion, COMFYYYYYY

BMF belt rankings
1. Masvidal
2. Nate
3. Nick
4. Lando
5. Song Yadong

So they're bringing back the super fight belt basically.

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Prettty accurate 90's eras UFC poster

Nah, that goes to my man JJ

6. Boston Salmon

...

Http://synchtube.RU/r/sptube for fight

TF is that Stream, thats F1

givemereddit.stream/ufc-mma/ufc-live-stream

Perfect.

1. original gangster Bas motherfucking Rutten

you spelled Chuck Liddell wrong

Someone took the effort to post this mental diarrhea

Has Khabib had sex with more women or goats?

4-1, I didn't start any of them. Lost to a guy on the wrestling team in high school, I had no training at that point and just wanted to bang bro. He started it, but I could have just ignored him. What's funny is I remember the time I lost much more than the times I won.

Women because he ducks GOATs.

Gil was really fucking good, though

I got a better stream but I'm not sharing so NEH

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How come the prelims haven't started?

Also what's the deal with Usman?

damn what a trooper, durable and based.

Giblert was always a can

Towels

Based town rapist

Will I get to see Dustin's wife's big fat juicy breasts today and do we know how much cleavage is going to be shown?

Truly based post.

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buffstreamz.com/watch/mma.php

alright you fucks, now that streams have been posted anyone asking for them from now one gets a drizzle

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nigga just rub one out before the match, we all doin it

Isn't Dana White already rich enough?

At this point can might as well mean "MMA fighter"

>not doing it during
The mark of the cazzie

I'm ok with this. You snooze you lose.

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Till would destroy him, he doesn't have the power to even hurt Till and if Till gets tired he can just clinch up like he was doing to Masvidal. Masvidal that fought Al Iaquinta Diaz can beat but if Masvidal actually shows up he's better defensively, hard hitting, stronger, better wrestling, better boxing. Diaz will keep trying to put Masvidal to the cage like he did with Pettis and just get reversed.

yeah but wme spent $4 billion on this shit they intend to make some money back

Javier mendez is fucking based

7am here. Only down side to being on the West coast is when things start early on the east coast or over seas.

ALL COUNTRIES REPORT WITH THE TIME

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I like to get to the point where my balls are blue and lower stomach aches

I can't masturbate to the sound of Eastern European accordion music.

Foreign female fighters >>> American female fighters

it goes live quarter past

When does the absolute first fight start?

>what the fuck is wrong with?
Because it's always worked for him and brought him to the UFC fighting like that. Big fish small pond type of deal.

I remember Jordan Mein looking promising. Slick combos and mean elbows but he never left his dad's gym and just became inconsistent. He has the same issues, good offense terrible defense because he doesn't train with the same or better caliber of guys as him.

Should I go to the regional heems after UFC 242?

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21:00

12:12 AM here in beautiful Australia.
Looking forward to a long slow night of decisions.

When the bell goes ding ding

masvidal has never done well against people who put on a pace

Yes. Me on the far right.

not long now till dustammhmad "allah and jesus christ also abraham" poirieromanajamamaazerjbanikazkhastanihamalamahajimaji slink a FAT saudi style SHEIKH SHIT down the THROAT of kumar the KUFFAR

Lads Dana said he's going to make a BMF belt for Diaz/Masvidal

Is he joking or are we going full WWE? Literally a made up belt? Don't they realise how much that will devalue other belts? Cazzies will just pretend BMF is all that matters

ESPN era babyyyy

Good post Luke, but I don't believe Masvidal gonna coast vs Diaz and Jorge can hurt him as he hits hard and has better hands.

Gil was legit. He got USADA though.

That was at lightweight though. Masvidal seems to have a bit of resurgence since going up.

this is a good thing

God forbid we have a little fun.

diaz is coddled, always has been, he's a rich kid who's been handed everything

>Somalian humor

it would be cool if was an open weight belt

15:13pm - Sun is shining, no alcohol has been drunk yet, going to need to fit dinner in at some point.

Fuck off gipsy

Also, if the winner fights some goofball like Leon, do they get the BMF title?

GADOOSH!

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In other words, they can't have a PPV without a belt, so they invented a bullshit one to let them do a PPV?

>244 (MSG)'s main event will be a NON TITLE fight between Nate Diaz and Jorge Masvidal

not based and not redpilled

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"shortly"

Fuck it's so based to watch an MMA card in the early evening, fuck you spoiled americans

Yeah until some 185lber wants to fight for it

Not that anyone cares, but I was looking through a box of coins my dad has and I found a Palestine coin from 1942 and an American dollar coin from 1881 in good condition

Who is calling the fights? I hope not Cruz.

17:15pm. Surprisingly not even drunk even though I started 8 something hours ago.

this is hella comf i cannot deny this, bout to cook up some sweat iced tea.

>Jorge Masvidal "I want a title fight"
>Dana White "Sure!" *makes up a title*
>Jorge is happy
Dana basically just handed an unplugged N64 controller to Masvidal

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Stipe is the actual BMF belt holder

kek

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I'm in Atlantic time. ppv cards always start at 11pm

cruz bisping and anik

11 pm

seethe

What are you guys munching on later? I'll be having some covfefe and cigarettes. I am on a 24 hours fast.

I wonder how long it would take for it to merge with one of the actual titles and then move up in weight up to HW.

Legalize it, don't criticize it.

bit worried that if the fight goes to a decision khabib might get robbed just so that the ufc can make the goober $$$ fight happen

what if they get mogged by a heavyweight

The question is what now?

Northern Ireland. 3.15 PM.
About to pour a Bush mills.
Let's goooooooo

Thx Gorka im finna heem myself if they don't start

Why do they have to keep showing Kebab beating Con? why didn't Dana stop this

>doesn't remember super fights
hello cazzie!

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3-1 with one arrest, charges dropped

well I mean masvidal and nate probably have combined IQ of an average adult

GOAT Иншaллaх

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vegan ice cream

I think Yoel Romero would give a prime Silva problems.

I feel ya. I went out 3-1 with my only loss being a fluke. Dude had some insane teeth and i left my shoulder exposed, b.

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Pre-roll promo is over
We are LIVE

synchtube.ru/r/sptube

THE STREAM IS LIVE

THIS IS NUMBER ONE BULLSHIT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

discord.gg/98KXd4y

who else are they going to show? NEW YORK TOUGH™?

Champ clause

>vegan ice cream
I don't even wanna know how that's working.

fuuuuug its anik

>it's another streams are laggy pieces of shit episode
Fuck you Dana

16:18, bretty gud

Based and redpilled

this arena looks terrible

Its still light in the arena
Comfy

>Anik and Cruz

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Poffertjes en vla

FACE THE PAIN NO ESCAPE CAN YOU STEP TO THIS
FACE THE PAIN
FACE THE PAIN
RIPPING ME INTO PIECES

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salam malekum

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Holy fuck, is that actually BJ Penn? I thought it was a joke.

Dominick Cruz
fuck yeah

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LETS GOO!

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GADOOSH!

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when does the fight companion starts?

No air conditioning :^)

Pork and alcohol

Come on saffer, heem this frog mudshitter

Dom? Fuck me, killing myself

almond based 170 calories per 100 gram and tastes better than the rest

Its like the diamond and money belts they made for Maypac and Maymac its just a nice shiny little prize it doesn’t have any actual value competitively

Megan olivi looking ugly

9:20 am

>megan

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That mask cursed him

woke up just in time for the ppv

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lmao, unironically this though.

Lads, I wanna do it, I'm too pussy, I lost £500 betting on Askren last time.

Gonna be pissed if all these win.

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buffstreamz.com/watch/mma.php

BASED nafri french

Harsh lighting in the interview booth today

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HEEMINDER TO ONLY MAKE 1 (ONE) GAMETHREAD

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easy money lads

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L-Thyrox Hexal 50 and a bottle of wodka

Just bet on muslims.

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>rare flag

Unironically 1-2

khabib nurmagemedov will win the fighting match today

Just chuck 0.50 on it

Madge is my boy
But he's no Boston salmon

fucking kek

Why tf do they search the fighters bare torso as if they could be hiding something? Or are they looking to see if they are greased up?

based and Frenchpilled

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3:22pm chill as fuck

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yeah for sure and pettis will win by meme kick too right?

Nothing wrong with having some fun with the lads.

Megan is such a beautiful woman. I'd love to get into a long term relationship with her and have petty arguments about who hasn't done their fair share of house chores.

Based take m8

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Next thread should be a game thread if some cazzies doesn't make one first

Can you wear braces and correct your teeth at 30?

Surprised they got Cruz back for a Khabib fight after his last one. No one to check him without Rogan there.

this

Love how gently she's holding the mic. Imagine the handjobs

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Cash out b

Based

Based

i'm sorry but karl nurmenberger will lose

>Joe said he's going to go to 243 (Australia) for Bobby vs Israel
>but he can't be bothered to go to the UAE for Khabib vs Poirier?

You have to admit it.
Joe is a cazzie.

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no bisping? this commentary gonna be rough

and the return of immersive Olivi

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Don Madge is 8-3, interesting fact all 3 loses come to the same fighter Leon Mynhardt

Their culture is so homophobic that the thought of looking like a faggot here doesn't even cross their mind.

20:23

Cazzies will unironically put value on it though, I wouldn't be at all surprised if it actually got defended and shit, basically a superfight belt, which is basically gooby belt

Cassy detected

...

Based Ossetian

no im sorry but you burgers cant fight

Where my haram drinking bros at?,

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am I the only one who unironically likes this? More Megan

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Madge has nice tattoos.

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karl is from new york so you're right

Kek at the crowd, there ll be No fans hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Who's the local referee in Abu Dhabi?

Yes, you'd be shocked how often people would grease their fighters if they could. Brazil's would be awesome

Я pyccкий

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LETS GO NAFRI BRO VIVA LA FRANCE

do you like the Shevchenko sisters, lad?

So is Dana going to make up a new belt for Conor too?

its saturday
slaves are still at work but how come nobody else is there
fucking come to lithuania, we'll sell out your micky gall fights full stadium

Oh they do have ring girls? Doesn't this place have a death sentence for alcohol?

ikr kek

I don't watch WMMA.

MAAVIDAL V NATE AT MSG

BASED FUCKING DANA

instagram.com/p/B2HLQ7lF8y-/?igshid=qbsa7l535a40

>south africa vs france
>african vs african

synchtube.ru/r/sptube

Yo hit this stream up my nibba

Basically having fun is verboten.

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>crowd shouting allahu akbar

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GADOOSH

ME

INSIDE

This worse that WMMA. BOOOOOOOOO!

Getting some real homoerotic vibes from this fight so far..

we will se a lot of swedish and french warriors tonight

unironically impressed by the turnout for the first fight, especially at the close seats

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It's the first fight dummy, you think billionaire oil barons are gonna sit through 4 hours of bum fights?

>crowd

no its a very kino introduction

is it on already? i thought it was still an hour, shit im at a restaurant

Ziam reminds me of a Pakestani that sells pens and cleenex at traffic lights in Athens

awful start bros

checked and kekked

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Who is this guy and why does Instagram think i need to follow him?

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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

NO ESCAPE CAN YOU STEP TO THIS

Waiting for main event for all the sheiks come in with their loli childbrides, gon be kino

You're missing nothing. Two faggot cuddlers forgetting what the first M stands for in MMA.

Lets go madge

No, this BMF belt will be made so Conor can fight the winner of Mas v Diaz and have a chance at getting another "title", since he has no chance of beating any current legit champion.

3 times more stadium personel than spectators

Lads really hyped for this card desu

It's on at such a good time, good fights AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

based ref

Break it ref.

literally cuddling against the cage. you're fine brother.

Ziam has no strength at all.Poop Pakestani he is hungry.Give him a tiramisu in the break

These lightweights are fucking huge. Khabib is a manlet comapred to them.

what a shit fight

Shit fight

Fx is showing fucking kingsman right now instead of the fights

>ref separates them
>They are back to hugging each other

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Who took the round?!

>polished nails
What a fag

Based Aussie ref

no ghosts today..... instead, banshees
>AHHHHHHHHHHhHhHhHH!

HERB MY MAN

stream link my man

10-10 round, nothing of note happened.

allah

love did

This is Dustin vs Khabib.

Cut both these bums

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probably better than the shit fight that's happening right now

early prelims are on fight pass and espn + i think

You're not missing out. They were just hugging.

But that's Protestant whisky?

>still hugging after the belt

That's a healthy horn

I would love to watch Stipe heem the Diaz brothers

buffstreamz.com/watch/mma.php

cmon binland ctrl+f find in page

A Chinese south African what the fuck dios mio no puerde ser Santa Maria!

Fucking bums, what a hugfest.

Why fight when you can hug it out with your bro

>It's another ever early prelim ends 29-28 episode

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W-what'll happen during the WMMA fights?

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Christ.Even Edmund coaches better than Ziam's guy in the corner

i wish it could be 9-9 since they aren't doing shit

are there ghosts watching the fight? I keep seeing sheets

>straight back to cage hugging

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Its gonna be cancelled last second for some bullshit reason

No I have faith that after weeks of this shit we will finally get good prelims and good main card

BELIEVE user

*digs in underhooks and hums deeply behind your ear*

massive boos or massive laughs

bloody burkas
imagine

Yes. They sacrificed their humanity long ago

Two things prods do well then.
The other thing being their women.

Prod girls are massive Turf Burners. I've shagged way more prod girls than Catholics. They love the big Taig cock for some reason.

No one can boo if there's no fans

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based

Do they get something for free when they push their opponent to the wall?

Are these 2 kickboxers?

Nothing, the place is fucking empty

Does that guy have painted nails?

I text her earlier that if she was a chess piece definitely she would be the queen.Either i confused her or she thinks I'm returd

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This is what the rest of the night will look like, just a heads up

does anybody hear that screaming

How long until first prelim?

Please retire, Fedor.

trash fucking fight

Hey cazzie, it's early prelims, you fucking cazzie caz scum

Thoughts on the commentary duo?

Why does Cruz keep fucking whispering. I can barely hear him

It looks hot there

>Anik and cruz on mic
>this kind of fucking fight

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I'd yell allahu akbar there haha

Madge just lost any kind of hype he had from his first fight. What a fucking career killer move.

3 and a half hours i think

kek

i think your screen is just dirty bro, how are you seeing heat

Boooooring, when Will fightcompagnion start?

>comparing Pettis to Masvidal
absolute idiots who post here, remember when I kept telling you all Diaz would win by decision and everyone kept crying about how Diaz was a journeyman?

the ref should just say "stop being pussies and fight you fucking retards dana is gonna kill me"

>3 calls for action
sukas wasting my time

seriously texting my friend about these two things right now

So much for Historic event.

Empty stadium, did the jack up the ticket prices so nobody can get in except royal families and their inbred counsins?
Where's all the normal people.

Or do you actually have to pay more than 1 ticket to sit through early prelims, prelims and Main card?

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lmao who is this faggot south african?

any here this early is a fren. Am sat just like pic related drinkan new orleans style cold brew with cream. Posts bev choices lads

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main card

cut these cans

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10-9 Madge I suppose, he got that Muay Thai double leg takedown.
20-19 Madge going into round three

Taleb will bring some heat

Imagine being in the crowd like
>Oh yeah I'm gonna get in early so I can see ALL the action
and then you get this

Mate most cards are empty at the early prelims, do you just not watch much MMA?

what are you guys watching?
all im getting is some stupid pre fight interviews that are playing on repeat.

can these cuts

All muslim fighters Will loose,
You heard it here first

They are cuddling on the mat at least now.

I unironically reckon I could heem both these guys, no fight training just years and years of watching UFC and learning and thing or two. I could take them.

cm punk would heem both of them

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The stadium is fucking shit

>mfw the come out banging in R3

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To be fair, you need to have a very high IQ to understand the subtleties of grappling for this fight.

UFC 242 does 6 PPV buys after people see these shit early prelims

That's not true at all, everyone who pushes a pace he finishes. It's when guys are evasive he gets lazy and gets outpointed.

TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING

Big props to Australia for actually bothering to score

This can getting the takedown is just gonna justify him trying to grapple again this round

Frig off. Have you ever seen a PPV from start to finish?

Madge is fighting like a vag

this, why are you guys surprised? only TRUE mma fans like me watch the early memelims

guess again

>can't take down a lanky kickboxer
lol

Based

Now this is a shit fight

ctrl+f "stream" you fucking spaz

It's all he's done all fight, would've happened regardless

horrible fight

thefappeningblog.com/dustin-poiriers-sexy-wife-jolie-poirier-32-photos/

thefappeningblog.com/khabibs-sexy-wife-3-photos/

lmao

*ref pulls yellow card on madge*

FUCKING BASED

>control time awarded for pressing your opponent against the fence
Khabib haters on suicide watch.

HEEMED

Both should be DQ'd

I hate how Cruz refuses to call out bad fights

He always pretends you're watching good action and defends it. You could watch an absolute shitshow and he'll finish it saying "great fight from both these guys". At least some other commentators will just say shit like it is.

Someone post that,
Would you date a cute filipina meme
Heem police
Bispiss
Nigrass

And it will feel like old times

huh didnt know about joanna vs waterson

all looking mad tasty

>mfw had enough of this snoozefest already

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is there a reason BT aren't showing the prelims?

>thefappeningblog.com/khabibs-sexy-wife-3-photos/
i take khabibs 10/10 times

Ref should punt kick madge while he's in a rest hold for fighting like a pussy

she';; get battered unfortunately

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Madge might as well be running away up close its way more on him

Bro, I love MMA and wrestling and all that shit, and this fight is trash

They don't show the early prelims which are airing now, they'll show the regular prelims from 5pm

i really hope they cut both these cans after this shitshow

I unironically enjoy this fight because I'm not a cazzie who hates grappling

30-28 Madge.
Terrible fight.

these aren't the prelims, these are the pre prelims, the prelims come on after this but before the postlims

this

Cut both these cans and fire the ref for allowing such a travesty. Behead them all.

Madge should never get to fight again for the UFC. Dana knows that guys that fight like this give MMA a bad name and he will make sure that Madge won't fight any time soon.

wow what a great wrestling match

this fight makes me wish mma stayed illegal in france

29-28 Madge.
Strikercucks BTFO.

this isn't even good grappling you fucking fake

Wow what an impressive "win", fucking faggot

dustin won

holy fuck that was the worst fight i have seen in a long time

>madge fights like khabib
>everyone hates him
Lol

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might as well watch gay porn you fucking faggot

>beheading of the night
Now this is getting interesting.

this was worst than wmma

UAE vs Qatar
redpill me

I don't know why I don't like Dustin Poirier, he has great fights, seems like a nice guy. There's just something off about him, maybe he's a douchebag in real life and my brain can just tell.

this is how aaron pico should have fought

True. At most, he'll say some shit like "She's making this an ugly, fight. This is what she needs to do" whenever two cans fight.

He married a ghost?

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It didn't look good to you cazzie because they were very equal in skill, but both highly skilled nevertheless

I have, there's still much more people in the audience than this.
This is just sad, no alcohol laws clearly preventing the drunken fans from sitting in the audience this early enjoying the boring memlims.

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Madge is a striker. Ziam is just a brainlet

kek

1 sucker punch win, 1 draw. 0 losses

can anybody stop the AFRICAN man?

>hugs you for 15 mins
heh, nothing personal kid

Riveting fight!

Great way to kill the momentum he had from that Te Edwards win.

>muzzies getting btfo

Nah. They have eye holes

kek

BASED
EUROPEAN AFRICAN BEATS AFRICAN EUROPEAN

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Cummings won't let this become another snoozefest. Spicy banger coming up.

so THIS is the face of all the
>WOoOooOoOOOoooOooooOOO

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THAT'S ALOTTA OVS!

Extremely low level as none of them know how to maintain underhooks or utilize their hips for clinch jockeying. And the wrestling was Arkansas JV tier

muslims already losing? Oh boy bet the house on Dustin

Not a single muzzie wil win tonight, you heard it here first

lads apparently they didn't manage to actually finish the arena in time so it's basically just a couple of tents and no AC

How hot will it end up being in there? Holy shit if that's true

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DELET THIS CARD

are the women gonna fight in burkas?

synchtube.ru/r/sptube

Holy shit that was awesome

they all refuse to call out bad fights for quite an obvious reason dummy

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this fight looks spicy

>HE MARRIED A TOWEL BUT I MARRIED A GIRL THAT HAS BEEN FUCKED BY 100 DIFFERENT MEN SO MY SOCIETY IS BETTER

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Zac has a weird body

Mrs. Nurmagomedov only wearing a little bit more than average in most of these """"""fappening"""""" pics

Your mum looks spicy

Akhmedov/Cummins ain't a bad fight

oh damn it's tyson fury

yeah nah, they were shit.

Based and blackpilled.

I just realized that fight was basically sekibayashi vs muteba

feels bad man

>swedecuck defending muzzies
lmao.... just lmao.

Everyone who was asking if they should bet on Dustin Poirier because he's an underdog should bet on Diego instead.

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ARE WE GOING TO GET OUR FIRST HEME LADS?

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Is this the laugh at Colby thread?

READY
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHA

I know a strong chin when I see one

nothing can be shittier than this first fight

Ferreira is the cheeky pick of the night, for your information.

dustin isn't swedish though?

Tyson is tree times the size of em

Omari sucks dick, it won't be exciting.

No they don't, on really bad fights you will hear them being called out

LETS GO AKHMEDOV

should cool off quick as it darkens, dry desert air don't hold heat well
#coolfacts

Man i remember when Tony dabbed on Ramsey Nijem

i'd rather all the prelims go to decision than watch some nobody get heemed and then 14 minutes of modelo commercials

I pray to God every muzzie losse tonight,

What does HEME stand for heem?

She’s been spit roasted to a crisp, do you actually think Tim Tebow is a virgin?

was talking about his face

>tf
>tp

kek

irony is I can guarantee this poster has the same facial hair as basedjack

I don't have the courage to heem you directly but I could you know.

>FIRE AWAY KID, FIRE AWAY
kek

Apparently even at night it's been hot as shit there

that was a fun fact

I wish

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Khabib will rape Dustin like one of his village boys.

>wojak
kill yourself

I remember that too. You could see back then he had some serious power in his hands, was surprised that most people wrote him off as yet another TUF winner destined for a mid level career. Wasn't until pretty late that people realised Tony was for real. Then again, remember that shitshow against Danny Castillo?

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>swede defending marrying a ghost
The living should not mix with the dead, period.

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>marrying slags

Zak Cummings looks like a fat guy

Kumar will beg for mercy.

GET IN

Muzzies know how to control women and you don't see the rabbid feminism that is ruining the west in their societies.

Dustin is gonna get his shit pushed in to be honest

how can you look so fat at 185 pounds

Yeah it's fucking hot day and night over there

>not a gamethread
i told you niggers

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bet he smells like one too haha

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Go suck one off if you love them so much

nevermind forgot this is dubai, right on the coast so still humid. Its literally the asscrack of the world, horrible place. Theres also shitloads of other venues all over UAE they could have used, what a shitshow

>when you smell her pussy

But what if they're cute though?

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No easier way to enrage a manlet.

AWW SHIIITTT NOOOO I COOMMINGS IM COOMMINGS NOT AT WORK NOOOOO NOOOO

NO!

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>literally named muslim
what in the fuck..

Great KO.
retarded interviewer though. Muslim was talking fine english and then he holds the mic to the translator afterwards?

what about the people named "Christian"?

Bleached. People of Light are terrifying to the groid menace

>muslim
>talks in Russian

>Dark Souls weaponless play through, part 1

Gets killed by a pig.

Nah bru. A lot of us just have very squint eyes