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Euros 2020: England v. Bulgaria
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>tfw she touches your bulge area
CAM ON
*BANG BANG*
INGERLAND
*BANG BANG*
SCAR SAM
*BANG BANG*
FACKING GOULS
*BANG BANG*
I fucking swear if Lingard actually starts
THREE LINES ON THE SHIRT
Got to give the kids a chance
Which is why Maddison should start, before Ireland start getting any ideas
BASED
A
S
E
D
He's 28.
What?! I thought he was like 19!
JEWS REMAIN STILL SEETHING
I though Walker hadn't been called up?
unfortunately /ourguy/ Jlingz is ill at the moment
Luv Sancho
Ate JLingz
simple as
Fuck i hope he is here when Engurland come to Bulgaria
LADS
He hasn't. I think they assumed he would be after AWB pulled out but I don't think they did.
Assumed lineup lads. Might change but
>England played Turkey in U21 Euros last night
>Only won because Arsenal players scored all three goals
Grim state of affairs, lids.
>Sterlel
Honestly lads I'm at my complete end point with this retard.
It's cause the chelsea u21s are in the first team lad
BUT HE SCORED A HATTRICK AGAINST MOUNT NEGRO AND TWO AGAINST CZECH REPUBLIC OMG SO GOOD
>But user he only has 8 goals in 53 odd games
SHUT UP YOU RACIST HE'S CLEARLY MORE ABOUT WHAT HE CAN DO WITHOUT THE BALL AND STUFF HE DOESN'T NEED TO SCORE GOALS TO BE A GOOD PLAYER BESIDES HE SCORES FOR CITY WHO CARES HE HAS £1BN TEAM BEHIND HIM GIVING HIM 20 CHANCES FOR A TAP-IN EVERY GAME YOU'RE CLEARLY JUST A RACIST
pls no bully
Imagine being so /pol/ you think Sterling is bad despite being England's best player.
wtf get that clown Kane out and make Haland switch country and get in there.
Norf vs. Souf
Marc Guehi plays for the U21.
Can't. Haland got capped on Thursday.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Blood on tp when shitting. What do lads?
Go to a doctor
Think I saw somewhere that Trippier is going to start
Poos are too small, try saving them up into one massive one
He scored 2 against Spain to get us into the Elite4
I know that feel, bro. A disgrace.
>not starting silva
In England's system, I do no think that to score goals is the priority for him.
Remind me what he did against Neverlands and Switzerland please, lad.
nothing wrong, just hemorroides, you're sitting too much
pre VAR football he would have sent you to the final desu
>Sterling is good la, he's a FW but he's too intelligent to score goals la, he's world class la, ignore that he has a 0.15 goal per game ratio la, ignore that the likes of Danny 'Too Shit For Arsenal' Welbeck has 0.38.
Really dire lads. I wouldn't care if he assisted a couple a game, but he doesn't do that either.
Bongistanis are shit. I expect at least a 3-0 victory for us here
Didn't you lose 3-2 to a non-country?
no, not really
>lost 3-2 to Kosovo
>n-n-not really
HMMMMMMM.
COME ON BULGARIA
If we just had a proper centre mid who can dictate possession and create chances this team would be pretty elite
Nah, fixed match. Also, who is this beautiful girl that you posted?
He's the best player in the fucking team mate
He is a proven goalscorer at this point lad
Sean Bean playing the role of a transvestite for some BBC drama a decade or so ago. Also, not quite sure it was a fixed match. Not saying England will win, but at this point you just gotta avoid conceding 5 goals like the other two.
Foden is too busy sucking in the U21's, but he's the best option available. Barkley and Sterling did well together against Mount Negro and Czech Republic, but for some reason Southgate convinced Rice to switch for some unfathomable reason.
He has 8 goals in 51 games for England. That isn't what I consider 'good' let alone the 'world class' we actually need.
>He's the best player in the fucking team mate
I'm not quite sure why you're running with this gimmick but I'm laughing at you, not with you.
>He has 8 goals in 51 games
He was 17 when he made his debut, so that stat is irrelevant. He's scored 6 of those in his last 14
Foden if he lives up to the hype could add something to the squad for sure but he's more attacking than the kind of mid I had in mind. I was thinking of a player in the mould of Kroos or Thiago for example. Primarily possession-minded but with the ability to create chances too
>that stat is irrelevant
Apex cope. Harry 'Mong' Kane has 22 in 39, mate. Which is 0.56 goals per game and had his debut at 21.
It felt pretty massive
Hmm might have to
Fug, stood up as soon as i read this
Harry Kane the striker and penalty taker. Are you an invalid?
messi and ronaldo had shit stats with their NT at their beginnings
Is Chilwell really better than Rose? I know Rose had a form slump last season but he looks back to normal now
Christ this is getting fucking pathetic. I've also mentioned Danny Welbeck having a higher goal per game average than Sterling. You're desperately trying to justify Sterling as a top quality player when he just isn't for England. End of.
Messi had scored 17 goals by he hit 51 apps, friend. Ronaldo had 22.
this is getting pretty embarrassing.
and those are messi and ronaldo, this is sterling. sterling is pretty much like ribery, why always looks for pure stats?
I've never seen this one before
>Well Harry Kane has sco-
STERLING ISN'T A STRIKER REEEE
>Yeah but he is a Forward and he hasn't scored many goals as a Forward, his main job...
NO IT ISN'T HIS MAIN JOB RETARD
>Okay, right, but he hasn't assisted many either...
NO THAT ISN'T HIS JOB EITHER IT IS TO HOLD UP THE BALL FOR OTHER PLAYERS
>Okay, right... but he doesn't do that well either and will often backpass
NO THAT ISN'T HIS JOB EITHER HIS JOB IS TO MAKE DRIBBLES AND DRAW FOULS
>Okay... right, but he doesn't do that well either
NO THAT ISN'T HIS JOB EITHER HIS JOB IS TO MAKE RUNS AND DRAW PEOPLE AWAY
>Okay... right, I can concede this point, but surely ANY player could do this? What makes Sterling better than, say, Sancho?
Danny Welbeck played striker for England and was inhis "prime" for most of his England career. Peter Crouch has a better goalscoring record for England (excluding penalties) than Harry Kane, it means very little. You sound like a massive casual
>Englel
Just don't injure any of our players
He's not much better than Sancho, but they're both great players. People calling for Sterling to be dropped have to consider who would replace him.
>Sancho, Kane, Sterling
Is there a better front three in international football?
He does score goals so your post is invalidated on your second point
Sancho was shit last time he played for england.
Then why did you fucking bring it up you mong? Why did you use them as proof that they had 'shit stats' with their NT at the start (something factually wrong because you don't know what you're talking about, will bet you're the French retard from /epl/, sorry) as an example of how 'Well give Sterling time!' when he's had over 50 caps and hasn't hit double fucking digits when Kane has been given under 40 and has managed to get into the 20's?
Except he wasn't when he scored. Watch the games.
>WELL A GOOD STRIKER SHOULDN'T SCORE GOALS
Fucking hell mate. If you don't understand why Sterling is an issue, you're the casual, not me. See this guy he summed it up. What makes Sterling undroppable in every fucking game if he neither scores nor assists regularly enough? Why is he taken over other players?
not so bad
you're a retard and a turd. because he had a rough start he is destined to stay shit forever?
He should get 50 caps just like Sterling. Hell, another 100 on top of that since people are saying that Sterling is young and 50 games is 'early NT' level.
>you're a retard
I wasn't the one who said Messi and Ronaldo had bad starts for their NT which is objectively, factually, empirically wrong. You did. Not me. You did. You've still not answered my question. What makes Sterling undroppable. What does Sterling bring to the table (since we have already agreed scoring goals, assisting, dribbling and passing is irrelevant to how good a player is) that other players cannot bring? How many caps does he get before he can be dropped? Especially when he's in a position with lots of young up and coming players who can play there.
>What makes Sterling better than, say, Sancho?
Sterling isn't competing with Sancho though both are in the first 11. If you get rid of Sterling who do you replace him with? Lingard? Barnes?
Name a single winger England have had that has regularly scored goals in the 21st century. They don't exist. Anyone you replace Sterling with is objectively worse
faggot. everybody in this thread know you are wrong. stop making a clown out of yourself.
you can expect anything from our autistic team.
Walcott
How are we so bad, man
8 goals in 47, played a lot as a striker, especially when he scored a hat trick against Croatia playing there. Again, massive casual
Just because Sancho is playing elsewhere doesn't mean Sancho can't be played instead of Sterling and Sancho's position is given to somebody else. Sancho instead of Sterling, Maddison instead of Sancho. But you could also put Rashford instead of Sterling. You could even play Foden. Reiss Nelson is a good young winger who is scoring for the U21 team. Oxlade also has played on the wings. Mason Mount can also play on the wings, though I wouldn't. I wouldn't play Lingard, but he could. Ward-Prowse, Sessegon, Albrighton. The rest are too memey, like Kemar Roofe, Redmond, Rodriquez and so on.
Except, as we had already worked out, Sterling doesn't do anything else. As I said, if Sterling did something other than 'draw people away', then that would be something. Scoring goals is not the only thing you need to do, we had all agreed on this, but he doesn't draw fouls, his runs are often poor, he can't hold up the ball, his final passing is poor and he doesn't provide an aerial threat nor is able to bang in the odd goal via set pieces like somebody like Beckham could.
>tfw we steal points at Wembley
>8 goals in 47
So he has a better goal scoring record than Sterling? Why are you proving your own argument wrong lmao.
>Walcott: .170 goal per game
>Sterling: .156
Grim.
Sterling is one of the best dribblers England have had for decades and makes fantastic runs. You simply don't watch football.
Who watches this shit lmao
Oh, you didn't specify goals for England. He did okay, and that hat trick against Croatia was scored from the wing.
The question posed was a winger who regularly scores, you suggested a player who played a lot as a striker and didn't regularly score. Don't respond to me if you have a 2 digit IQ
No mate, I do watch, that's the problem. You obviously don't. I also never ever said he had poor dribbling. I think you're just shitposting now like the French user because you don't want to 'lose' an argument. I also never said Sterling doesn't score goals, he does for City. He just doesn't for England very often. Just back out and admit your mistake. You've already panicked and called another poster me so far. You're anonymous, you can just walk away.
t. Messi and Ronaldo Had Shit Stats For Their NT
>you
I didn't suggest shit you daft cunt, the fag you're arguing with is writing essays, I'm just calling you out for being a mong because he's right.
None of those players are even close to Sterling's quality as a winger
he's not wrong you idiot
the people having this argument should have sex instead
i'm laughing my arse off here, can't believe a poster said that Ronaldo and Messi were bad in their first 50 games yet people are meant to take their opinion seriously lmao
You said he doesn't do anything else, you said all he does is 'draw people away', not you're agreeing he's a good dribbler. How can you forget things you said 5 minutes ago?
>not picking sterling
what other English players are posting close to his numbers? Quite literally none. End your life
sterling is a nigger
for me, it's the hat trick Sterling is going to score today and the subsequent butthurt from this jelly belly
Okay right, back up a sec. My point was that Sterling's main contribution to the team wasn't him scoring goals, nor assisting, nor drawing fouls, but was making runs. I then asked could other wingers do that instead and perhaps score more goals/assist more/draw fouls or whatever. Using club stats as an argument fails because not all of t hem play with KdV and Silva and Aguero week in week out. I don't believe that Sessegon, Ward-Prowse, Rashford or Oxlade would do much worse than Sterling.
He's not for England, keep up. I also said he scored goals, but for City. I'm denying reality that he's fantastic for his club, but this is for England mate.
I won't be butthurt. Why would I be? I want him to do well because that's what I want from England players. If he can be the Bulldozer of the MIGHTY Bulgaria (who lost to Kosovo) then good on him. He can stat pad against them and Kosovo and I won't ignore the goals for the sake of an argument at a later date either. My question has always been, can another player do what he does anyway and perhaps do it better. Because at the moment, Southgate seems afraid to drop him over being called a racist, when the likes of Sessegon or Ward-Prowse or Ox might be thinking 'I deserve a chance'.
holy shit have people who have been defending sterling thinking autismanon has been saying he's been shit for city too? i just read this entire thread and the french user linked his city stats, autismanon never said that, holy fuck this is hilarious.
how many monkeys are starting for england today 7,8 or 9
Not sure about our Ngubu's but the Obvious white picks are Pickford, Maguire, Hendo, Rice and Kane white some little variation with players like Maddison, Chilwell, Winks, Mount or Foden
>points
>plural
I can see you lucking out a draw from weakminded young players like ours but surely not a win.
you owe your qualifying hopes to a black Englishman...
lineup
>no maddison or sancho
literally wont even watch
> No Sancho
Fuck this.
>no sancho
not watching
>Picking two wogs over the lads
So multicultural
just bet on yellow cards lads its free money you can even go for a red. we will finish with at least 5 yellows
I don't think he could have picked a more boring 11 if he tried.
>RoIce
>Sterlel
>Barklel
>Trashford
>Hendershit
I don't know how to respond.
>could have played Sancho instead of Sterling
>could have played Maddison instead of Rice
>could have played Ox instead of Henderson
>could have played TAA
>could have played Gomez
God I miss Southgate. May he rip in peace.
>>could have played Sancho instead of Sterling
it's sancho for rashford
sterling is a natural LW and sancho a natural RW
Яж ми кypa, ингepлaнд!
what a dog wank team lmao
henderson is about the only decent player there
Yeah I obviously meant that Rashford would take the place Sterling's place and Sancho would be on the right.
Oт икeбaнa дъpвecaтa ги бoли...
why would rashford take the place of sterling?
Pickford
Rice
Keane
Maguire
Hendo
Kane
Quite a few whites with a only few mixes and a few ngubu's. Not as bad as previously thought
>no Sancho
>no Maddison
>no A-Arnold
Maguire, Henderson and Barkley out for Mings, Maddison and Mount imo.
Bulgaria are bottom. Might as well experiment a bit.
Because he is in the line-up and Sancho is more interesting than Sterling especially when this team lost to Kosovo. We could be giving him some experience.
if you drop anyone from the front three you drop kane
sterling is your best player
>stones and walker not playing
Based Gareth
>he thinks Bulgaria at home in the qualifiers is a game you NEED to put your best XI out for
This is one of the only chances to experiment Gareth will have all year.
If you say so, but that wasn't my point. My point was there is no need for him in this game and Sancho is somebody worth giving time too over Sterling currently. I also agree in dropping Kane for somebody but who? Wilson? England's best up-and-coming FW's are probably Abrahams and Nkehitah.
for rashford
This. Which is why Nation's League is a bad thing. Because there is a 'trophy' at the end, teams put out their best XI rather than experimenting in friendlies. That leaves, essentially, lower level opposition to practice with in qualifications and NL, but England has been reluctant to do that. Why play Sterling, Kane, Henderson and all the other yawnables when this is Bulgaria at home?
cant wait to post racist stuff with you lads
>TAA on the bench
Baffling. Barkley over Maddison is the worst offender
So, play Rashford as a FW and have Sterling and Sancho play? Okay. But, again, the whole point is that Sterling isn't needed and is used as a LW, so you need to put somebody who can LW where he is playing, which is Rashford, that leaves RW open, which means Sancho. That leaves a few other players who prob could do with not bothering to play. Or we could try a different formation. Hell, Oxlade Chamberpot plays RW as well.
Based.
so what is england's first team is everyone's fit?
pickford
taa - stones - maguire - rose
??? - henderson - maddison
sancho - kane - sterling
i genuinely don't know who plays in midfield normally. dier? alli?
I don't mind starting Sterling and Kane because they are not going to be replaced any time soon. Nobody is threatening their starting spot realistically so it makes sense to ensure they are as prepared as possible to go into the England setup.
But players who we are potentially looking to replace like Barkley and Rashford should be benched for new talent like Maddison and Mount imo. We really need someone to make things happen in midfield for example, Southgate should try out everyone who conceivable might do that instead of playing players we know can't hack it like JLingz and Barkley.
Sorry, I'm watching the Challenge Cup.
While I can agree with that my main issue is the fact both Kane and Sterling are considered in the starting XI if they're fit whatever. Having them dropped for a 'proper' game to give other players a chance of doing well might cause them to up their game either further.
based queen of the south
my scottish team for sure
>rose
do we not have a better left back than this fraud?
play delph there or something
Chilwell but we are better off with playing 3 at the back in all honesty
Hope some non-scot teams go far this season
ox hat trick off the bench after replacing an injured sterling
england lose 4-3
find me a better result. i DARE you
dont care
What does Southgate hope to learn from playing Barkley against Bulgaria?
>"Bohemians"
>actually from Scotland
Why are they named after a cunt that hasn't even existed for god knows how long?
How does one achieve this body type?
Eat nothing but scraps from the chippy 10 times a day
>Cristaldo Farias
>Marcelo Nascimento da Costa
>actually from Scotland
they're Irish. They invite loads of teams from the rest of the Isles
Officially adding Bulgaria to the list of countries that aren't allowed to say shit about teams using players with foreign heritage
Firstly, they're Irish. Secondly, Bohemia is a parish in Wiltshire. Take a guess.
J-Lingz is sick and has been sent home
I like how the second favourites for the group, who we beat 5-0, have now lost against fucking Kosovo. Qualification for this expanded Euros is so easy you would literally have to be a micronation or irrelevantt shithole with no population or footballing history to fail to qualify
it's on itv you mong
>congo
what the fuck
We evolved all the same goyim
Are NHS will save him and his potential
bundesfaggot BTFO
>getting 50 yr old Chinese ladies to play ping pong for you
>Owning a TV
>Using the ITV player
haha yeah
What's a chinky doing in the Congo lmao
What is the name of that tune that they play at the England games, the one with the trumpets
>do-do, do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do-do, do-do-dooo, do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do-dooooo INGLUND
>Kosovo are currently top of the group
state
naturalised parents i think
called The Do-Do Song
kosovo mentioned
otherwise known as poo haha
freak
>Holland
Netherlands. Also what about GB? We invented the damn thing and we have loads of Hong Kongers coming over these days (though PRC has blocked them from doing so for the last few weeks).
>#duaforpepe
Based
do you think women ever get mad that people would rather watch non-league than their best league games
pepe jeans
i don't
TNS WITH THE LATE EQUALIZER!
for me, it's doop by doop
youtube.com
For me, it's Marcelinho.
>bumped into my old boss from when I worked in a British-Asian convenience store years ago
>he invited me around for tea tonight
He's a good Sikh lad and we always got on and got drunk at work, but I don't know if I can stomach very spicy tasty curry washed down with more than 50/50 vodka and cokes.
Name a Bulgarian
why is this paddy cunt roy keane on my telly for an england game
uncle bulgaria
Built for BIG ANGLO COCK
gonnascorev
Rusev
cristaldo farias
>sancho on bench
rashford is shit
Don't be rude user.
Besides spicy food can is quite nice.
Berbatov
1-0 HT England score some shit own goal
5-1 FT Bulgaria equalise then Mount comes on for Dier
Sancho hat trick
sounds like a laugh desu
berbatov and tolev
good luck lads, smash them gypo cunts
bulgarians are a rough looking people
could we beat the bulgarians in a dog spinning championship?
youtube.com
Thanks
on the strong zero lads waheyyy
boomers love his intentionally edgy contrarian opinions. footballing equivalent of the politician who 'tells it like it is'
fwoar, I would
me too, but I gotta admit the girl behind him is not bad
HAHA BREXIT BANTER FROM OUR CLIVE HAHA LMAO LOL
this is why I voted leave
to save my dog from these barbarians
based berba
and a bulgarian qt at my uni who i'm gonna ask out when i go back
Read Gordon Bank's autobiography. It was short and easy to read
HOLY KEK
huge ass broadcast logo in the middle of the pitch
hope that spastic in the wheelchair doesn't ruin the pitch.
that's an anthem for people who got it rough
I hope we score at least one goal.
Wilshere doesn't play for England any more.
hope you're standing for our lizzy lads?
>turn off as the anthems come on
>Soviet Era Dirge
>turn back 1 min later
>still going
GRIM.
>Stands
GOD SAVE LA LA LA
What a depressing anthem from Bulgaria.
why do the bulgars have lion rampant of scotland on their kit?
Stopped standing for or singing the national anthem a couple of years ago Tbh
something's standing for her. If you know what I mean?
only time i'd stand for that old bint is to piss on her grave, down with the monarchy
FUCK the queen
FUCK the royal family
FUCK england fans
>shaved her legs and he was a she
hot
Based Rice belting it out
King Simeon
i was told several times in my first few days at uni halls to watch out for the bulgarian students as there keen on nicking stuff
still watching the cricket
let me know if owt happens
Solihull Moors win 4-2 on penalties.
propa brexit lad
Topkek
SCORE SUM FACKING GOALS
who's your favourite bulgarian pornstar lads?
>Barkley passes to Sterling
>first thing Sterling does is pass backwards
Ah yes. These amazing 'dribbles' and 'runs' (we all know he can't score).
this
I wonder if Manlet Pickford is a brexit means brexit type of lad ?
name me some that i might know
>FUCK the queen
I would
CAM ON ENGLAND
>Two Brazilians in the Bulgaria line-up: As you may have guessed from the line-ups, England’s opponents are fielding two naturalised Brazilians tonight. Striker Marcelinho plays for Ludogorets, as does debutant winger Wanderson.
There is no point of having a NT anymore
Behave.
The future Queen..... hmmmmmmmm
I'll behave all over her tits
Yeah, playing Ngubu who grew up in Lambeth is one thing but just picking a guy who’s played in your country for a while is a joke.
>teams are now parking the bus against us from kick off
feels good lads
naughty
Ramona Swarovski
>Trippier
grim
Bulgaria lining up like they're fucking San Marino or something, are they really that shit these days?
Why is it always Brazilians ? They seem to be taking over the Russians also, even Malcom apparently wants to become a Ruski player.
bored already
might wank myself into a stupor
What happened to teams like Bulgaria and Czech Rep? They just can’t seem to produce good players anymore.
>Shittier
Makes for a shit game though
they've had the best chance so far sweetie
It's a National Team not an Ethnicity Team.
No, she isn't. The wife of William and Henry are not Royalty. They are a member of the 'family' but they are not Royalty and will not been called Queen when/if their husbands are King. The only Queen will be Charlotte if Charles, William and George die before George has a child (unless he has a daughter).
I bet she's good in bed.
keep farting
Cudicini and Arteta should have played for England
>Wanderson
>Marcelinho
Beautful Bulgarian names.
Me too lad. Hate having gas aches desu. You fart and it immediately builds up again. You go to the toilet to try and poo to prevent build up and you can't go.
why is there no VAR?
we're making bulgaria look like 1970 brazil
there is absolutely zero reason why rash should start over sancho
there is absolutely zero reason why tripper should start over TAA
there is absolutely zero reason why kane should start over vardy
there is absolutely zero reason why barkley should start over maddison
>Wandov
>Marcelov
So big nations can all qualify
Engpakis are gonna lose. Literally not a single shot on goal. Bulgaria are raping them. Also
>Sterling and Rashford are switching sides
I thought Rashford only played LW, hmmm?
They never could really, at best they had one or two freak players who were world class by luck.
All we are seeing now is a period where none of them are that lucky.
Ouch. I mean I fart a lot after a few beers, to the point I nearly gas myself out in my sleep, but I've never found it uncomfortable
gf has cooked dinner:)
the state of that touch
Are we score some facking goals?
jews made me gay
this
Seeing the yanks seethe over that on twatter was hilarious
fucking vile
I think you meant shat on a plate. Look at those poorly peeled potatoes which are probably rock hard and tasteless. Just like you and she is.
proper meal that is
>there is absolutely zero reason why kane should start over vardy
Vardy retired
Outstanding bit of mince.
Rose looks good until he does retard shit like that awful first touch. idk how he manages to fuck simple shit up so much
>peeled potatoes
shan't
world class from sterling there
why did she cook you her colonoscopy exam?
Looks just like i imagined english food to look like. Bon appetite anyway, lad!
shit, so he did
Link?
I just don't particularly like farting really. It can be fun when it's really smelly, we all love our own brand in bed at night, but it can be a bit boring.
just had a chippy tea
kek
Would have though meat sludge and potato would go down well in eastern europe
hate the trend of players pointing at a direction for a backpass
Nice.
pickford's shit get him off trippier's shit get him off maguire's shit get him off keane's shit get him off rose's shit get him off rice's shit get him off henderson's shit get him off barkley's shit get him off sterling's shit get him off kane's shit get him off rashford's shit get him off
>he's good because hes there
Why is this always what mongs say when a black player is criticised?
nice poverty meal lad, currently waiting on this
They can't afford the meat sludge
>gf
reckon you won't upgrade her status
is that a skateboard wheel?
of course they do, why do you think their birthrate are so "low"
Was up north the other day, so tried a munchy box from the chinky round the corner of where my Airbnb was. Tasted of salt and heart disease.
>Janet
>liverpoo players
>it's a scot
nae fuckin wonder
southgate needs to give my boy harry twinks a start
>HENDERSHIT
Maddison on now please.
>Janet
Nicking off your mam's card I see lad
what's the diminutive of Janet? hmmmmmmm
that literally who bulgarian no. 10 has more technique than any english player ever.
it's a steak and kidney pudding
Still would
might have a curry tonight
So this is the power of Rice Yea Forums keeps telling me about... woah...
how the fuck does rice get anywhere near the england team? he hasn't been good in about nine months
I live for reading these retarded English opinions.
PENG TING CALLED MADDISON
>tfw no food in the house :(
Been slow cooking a joint all day to make burritos.
Now I'm full and still have 1.5kg of pork to do something with.
This is my dinner.
>watching this over the ashes
uhhh ok?
Sancho-Kane-Sterling
Mount-Henderson-Maddison
Chilwell-Maguire-Gomez-TAA
Pickford
when did any cunt on here hype the new mark noble
Fat fuck
>the ashes
that's STILL going on?
Southgate feels guilty for stopping him playing at his level, so he'll give him a few games before binning him off.
>kane
unironically put rashford instead
who's this sad twat posting food
holy
fucking
PENG
eating some yank cuisine tonight
blatant offside.
sterling's fault
>Kane
>harry mong
world class touch and assist from sterling
>just gone offside
Hoddle should have retired
>no TAA
>no Gomez
>no Ox
>no Milner
>No Lallana
>No Clyne
>No Andy Lonergan
imagine if if Germany only started one Bayern player, or Italy one Juventus player
Not even watching this shite desu.
bring back andy townsend tbqh
>just a little bit offside
he was a good mile out
poor touch desu. slowed down his run, lost time, put kane offside
>Sterling basically has to pass because the tackle is coming and at that speed it's very difficult to beat a man
>It's his fault Kane made no attempt to stay onside
make porridge with pumpkin, pork, scallion and herbs
>playing 2 defensive mids against Bulgaria
Mount, Sancho and Maddison on the bench?
Is kane retarded? he was looking right at the defender
>put kane offside
pretty sure it should be the mong's job to stay onside
southgate is a fraud
>Irish idiocy
If it's not smothered in melted imitation cheese product it's not real yank cuisine
england getting dabbed on
should have went for a world class first intention pass to kane
>henderson is a defensive midfielder
why do people who don't understand football post about it
do i carry on watching this tripe or play some apex legends?
Are slow cookers a meme?
I'm amazed any Tories eat at Chicken Cottage
>shitford
N
>Trashford
nice VAR
F
KFC fans are also more likely to be niggers
>Immigrants and hipsters don't like the Tories so much
What an amazing insight
based toilet fucking retard
Harry Kane. Good lad.
ENGURLENNNNN
KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE
KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE
INCREDIBLE ASSIST FROM STERLING
That is fucking comical, why would you even try that? They’re not good enough
ITS COMING H- am i too early?
deary me
>NOOOOOOOO you don't have the right to hoof it
IT'S
I don't get the hype around rashford
he's absolute fucking shit
literally championship tier
Yes
Cooking rice is fucking easy as shit anyway and tastes just as good done normally
Fucking retards
play some classic you zoomer
K K KANE
kek wtf was that
horrific bulgarian goalkeeping, get me in that starting 11 i'll merc this euros
Cannot understand GS picking some of these players, players who will be first teamers at next summer's Euros
>Hendershit
Fucking hell.
>bulgaria
kek
>hendershit
why are you using a slow cooker to make rice?
why does every team think they're Barcelona
plays for man u though
I've never heard of any of those apart from KFC and Nandos'
They're winning
He is daft arse. He’s not a holding midfielder but he is defensive. His attributes are his energy and drive, he can’t create.
>england leading
yikes, never good for england
FCUKKK YEAAA KANNNNNNNEEEEEEE
can't get drawn in, got my masters thesis to finish
>plays for man u
That's not a good thing any more
why are they advertising pokemon at wembley?
not at all, it's an essential in a kitchen
>team scores
>stream dies
IT'S 2019 ALREADY COME ON
Bulgarianesque goal
>
you ever actually watched a game of football lad? don't answer; i know the answer to be no
These flags are going off so slowly. VAR states let the attack go on and score and the VAR will check if it is offside or not. There is no VAR so you gotta make these quicker.
Atmosphere for this game is dead
Its linked to Futsal for some reason
Why is the new goalkick rule even a thing?
A bit like the new rule for walls in freekicks, they seem to complicate the situation more.
I thought the idea was to make rules simpler like the kickoff change.
>hoofball is a relic of the past!
>everyone needs to play out from the back, no matter how shit they are at it and how much the opposition are waiting to pounce on any small mistake!
Why have so many coaches of mediocre teams fell for this meme
henderson is the average but passionate english centre midfielder
Which we would likely be doing so with a 2nd string. Why risk injury and contribute to fatigue with players who are likely going to be playing 50-55 games for club this season when we have a Euros at the end? Dumb as fuck.
Went for a piss and missed the goal
Remember when Bulgaria were actually competent?
What in the fuck was that shit?
all england games tbf
has any england game at the new wembley ever had a decent atmosphere?
Yeah lol fucking pit died only at the time of the goal. One refresh and it works perfectly. This shit happens too often to me.
It was shite. see
Thought you meant a rice cooker lad
Those are definitely a meme
Idk about slow cookers
Come on Bulgaria, pride of Europe.
As they say, you can only beat what's in front of you.
Because if we play worse players we might not qualify for the Euros at all you brainlet
>he can't hold his piss until half time
The weak bladdered don't deserve to enjoy football
sheer incompetence from the manager to play it from the back when you don't have the technicians for it
what if your wife is in front of you?
>Remember when Bulgaria were actually competent?
You mean 25 year ago?
>Sterling manages to do something because defenders fucked up
I mean this is the man mountain of nations, Bulgaria, who's only lost was to the Gods themselves of Kosovo, so perhaps he'll get a goal against such an opposition!
There are no mics to pick up the sounds like a lot of stadiums, if you can hear anything at all, then it is bouncing. You guys always forget this.
>noooooooo Hendo isn’t a defensive midfielder, he’s an enganche trequarista box-to-box playmaker
a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
fucking hell watching any football teams that isn't liverpool makes me want to claw my eyes out of their sockets
i don't know how you lads put up with it
you'd have to be a full-blown boomer to remember 1994 desu
C'mon beckham!
>Bud Light official beer of England
Are you having a fucking laugh? ENGLISH beers for the ENGLISH team, not some septic shite
By not being a plastic bandwagoner who gloryhunts a money club.
No. Last good atmosphere was the Turkey game in 03.
Well in Keane lad, get stuck in
>we might not qualify for the Euros
Have you seen our group, you fucking ape?
GTFO of this thread you dumb casual. Before this game started we were 2nd in the group despite have only played two games, two less that the Czechs.
I miss him bros
Dirty English players fouling more talented Bulgarian players to take them out of the game.
you still have a play off spot as nations league group winner aswell
Thanks
is it worth taking a holiday to bulgaria?
I said competent, not good.
They were still competitive 15 years ago.
Literal pub manager logic, fuck off retard
>enganche trequarista
>Centro campista
>Regista
>Libero
this game cries out for jlingz
where's he gone?
Budweiser is Belgian, lad.
and dat guy welbz
Sorry lads mum wants my to hang out with my brothers dumb kids
It was 20 minutes of us having the ball and doing nothing. I took a risk and it didn't pay off
just a reminder that black people are NOT english
I prefer my piss cold m8
They just won’t give the yoof a chance. Sickening.
>Michael Keane gets a yellow card
had to google who he was lads
can these two in there prime win the match for bulgaria?
yes we are
Not racist just dont like em
>ignoring Half-Back
Hilariously if you search for it on Wikipedia it says it is an 'obsolete position'.
no you're not
you're an english national, not ethnically english
Fuck no. I went to Sunny Beach around 2002 and again a few years ago and its fucking terrible. Russians everywhere, shit food, shit shops, shit hotels. Beach is nice though
Nowhere, he's just too old for the national team (43)
Where's Rppmey?
i hate it when my niece and nephew come around
they're frightened of dogs so i have to lock my soft as shit golden retriever in the kitchen
things a happening lads
hilariously i can't connect to watford's website but i assume gracia's been sacked
english national, british citizen
No, no you're not.
Pretty sure it's American
tell her to fuck off lad
the footy is on
if we had no black lads we would not even qualify for any tournaments desu
wrong
Coming from the fucking mong who doesn't realise England already has a guaranteed play-off and thinks we need to play first team players in a match against Bulgaria who haven't won one in any of the four quali games.
Your logic isn't even pub manager, it's paki casual desperate to fit in logic.
Neck yourself.
digits and Pickford makes a humiliating error at the 66th minute
based
sack him after 4 bad games
>Stershit
>HE'S WORLD CLASS LA. BEST ENGLISH PLAYER LA. IGNORE HIS LACK OF GOALS, ASSISTS, POOR TOUCH, POOR MOVEMENT, POOR VISION, POOR PASSING LA!!!!
>Sterling in charge of first touches
Toss her to the piranhas.
just assisted a goal
Why do racists bother to watch England?
Been coming for months.
>implying even vaguely pure ethnicities still exist
Just admit you hate the darkies already.
no
literally 100% correct
if you're not 100% anglo-saxon then you're not english
simple as really
He's good for Pep
Anheuser-Busch InBev is a Belgian company, matey.
>Gracia, not Garcia
Surely this was from an illiterate ancestor.
white gimp
i've born and raised though
so i am
To cheer for the other side, personally speaking.
Watford are so weird, they keep sacking managers but it works for them every time
>if you're not 100% anglo-saxon
how many people are these days?
You're thinking of pre-NL Sterling. Southgate's new system gets the best out of him rather than being just some dumb ball carrier he was before.
Not racist just dont like 'em
simple as.
N
shitskinned ape
but you're not though, you're a british national
you DNA isn't even remotely british
o. Give it the red card, son.
bit sad
the pozzo way
they will now appoint some obscure nobody from the continent and finish 11th
INVADE BULGARIA
MAKE RASHFORD'S MUM THE VICEROY
Yes because taking the ball back in the opponents box with a single person to pass too is really hard, something NO other player could possibly do! Only the Magisterial Maestro could do that!
the virgin declan "plastic paddy" rice
The chad Eric "ENGLISH STEEL" "CHELTENHAM GATTUSO" "HAMMER OF THE RENTBOYS" Dier
There's no such thing as British DNA
Why do pakis follow football when they don't understand the game?
I
Are you a Spurs fan angry Kane could maybe be injured or something? There's literally nothing wrong with playing your strongest players to make sure you win. If Southgate played a C tier team here and lost he'd be lynched.
i'm not a nog
i'm originally norweigian
>marcelino
>wanderson
global corporations of that size aren't culturally linked to anywhere. they're rooted to the cayman islands and a few headquarters but otherwise they just buy up any and all successful brands
yes there literally is
if your DNA isn't saxon aka danish then you're not british
4 games
As a Swansealona fan I much prefer watching us actually play football, rather than just seeing who can launch the ball the furthest.
Only white people cheer for multiracial teams.
Fair enough. It's an American-style beer though.
Very few if any. We've had massive amounts of internal migration over the past 1000 and so years so finding a pure Anglo-Saxon is nigh on impossible.
God I wish Emma would order me to suck black cock for her
So if I'm of 100% Celtic ancestry (highly unlikely), I'm not British?
paki level knowledge of british history
no, celts aren't white
saxons are the true brits
he's a retarded stormfag
ignore him
we're all english
i fucking hate english"""men""" so much, almost as much as finns.
Completely missing the point, sheepfucker.
if you dont have germanic/Celtic/saxon dna you're not english
Ironic cuckposting is still cuckposting
Unless it's unironic, at which point kill yourself
>We've had massive amounts of internal migration over the past 1000
Err, no.
It's mostly middle class Tarquins who go to London games, so no.
>this is your brain on /pol/
Someone got a D in GCSE History
>Saxons from Saxony are the true Brits
Lel
It's so cute how you all bully Finns even though you're all exactly the same.
>1-0 against the mighty Bulgaria
So... this is the power of Bongolia...
fuck off back to germany hans
What is it with Watford managers and being massive frauds? Marco Silva will be the next one gone at Poverton.
>Watford Football Club confirms the departure of Head Coach Javi Gracia.
>Chairman & CEO Scott Duxbury said: “Javi has represented Watford with great dignity and will always be deserving of our fullest respect for his achievements.”
>Javi Gracia’s staff will also be leaving the club, ahead of the imminent appointment of a new coaching team.
>Everyone at the Hornets wishes Javi and his staff all the very best for the future, and they will always be welcome visitors in the future at Vicarage Road.
>imminent appointment
oh great, this shit again
I'm not sure myself
yes saxons are true brits because they built britain
celts are literally low IQ non-whites
What would the results be if you took a dna test?
So which British are you talking about? The original native Britons of the Iceni and the like? Or the Gauls, Celts and Picts who interbred with them? Or the Romans who invaded? Or the mix of the interbred and Romans? Or the Scandinavians who invaded after that? Or the interbreeding of those or the other ones? Or the Saxons who invaded after that and the interbreeding of those? Or the Normans who invaded after that, who were the interbred of Gauls, Franks, Celts, Romans, Picts and Scandinavians? Or the Franks and interbred groups that moved over from mainland England to the island? Or the interbred Picts and Celts? Or the interbred Picts, Celts, Franks, Gauls, Normans, Scandinavians? What do you mean?
>Graham Taylor managed Watford for more games than Brendan Rodgers, Malky Mackay, Sean Dyche, Gianfranco Zola, Giuseppe Sannino, Oscar Garcia, Billy McKinlay, Slavisa Jokanovic, Quique Sanchez Flores, Walter Mazzarri, Marco Silva and Javi Gracia. Combined.
lulz
More than a quarter of Brits have Irish ancestry, for example, you utter melt
Are Scots British?
>basically a friendly
Chill out man, as long as nobody gets injured 1-0 is fine.
pretty sure the normands and the plantagenets weren't saxons mate
saxons
the advanced white race who built the foundations for the british empire
Better watch your mouth, Leaf, otherwise we'll come over there and grab a cheeky 75th minute penalty from a Sterling dive, which is converted by Sir Harry Kane, giving you a HUMILIATING 0-1 defeat.
No. I'm an England fan who realises there's an international competition next summer and we have a guaranteed play-off place to play in that available so these group qualis are a bit meaningless and there's no real need to be playing England's first teamers in and run the risk of injury and fatigue.
And the fact you think our second string wouldn't beat this utterly shit Bulgaria suggest you don't follow football or understand it, so fuck off to the cricket thread, Tariq.
they're not even human
20% norf
80% souf
>What would the results be if you took a dna test?
I'm sure the ((testing company)) would discover a rich tapestry of different backgrounds that would make us post #bollockstoborders
so barklel is england's brave no 10 now huh
yes
its what countries with shitty football academies and players do, they "nationalize" some imported dindus to play for the NT
being british is a load of bollocks
you're either english, scottish or welsh
t. fennoswed
sterling the best english player on the pitch as expected
ALL of these groups are genetically and phenotypically similar. Somalis and Eritreans don’t belong in Britain.
Simple as.
Basically zero left then, even without the invasions the term ANGLO-SAXON should give it away that they interbred.
>Saxons built Britain
>Britain
Not even England was properly unified when the Normans took over the joint. How can you not know this?
Name a manager that can manage to NOT get England to the Euros
Are you saying you're sure of that because it's true?
if you don't have 50%+ saxon blood then you're not british
1% sub Saharan African
How thick and ignorant are you lad? Do you think all the Scots, Welsh, Irish have just stayed where they are and have never over the last millennia moved around?
Ole
Those are scams. People have literally sent in dog samples and they've come back to human results. People have sent rubbing from the inside of fruits. So on, so forth. Those are scams. They don't work the way you think they do.
japan did this 20 years ago. bulgaria - the land of based stoichkov - still does it?
State of this thread. /pol/fugees are going to have to learn how to integrate into Yea Forums
send him on
Are you actually this deluded or are you baiting me
what a stupid debate. your lastname is what you are. if you're white and have an english lastname you're english, simple as
Ancestry incorporates literally thousands of people, depending on how far back you go. Saying you have ancestry from X doesn't say much about itself. One of your one thousand selected ancestors might have been Irish. So? Such a statement is worthless.
Steve McClaren
Reckon the lads need to step it the fuck up in entertainment if they want us to talk football
Is this some "We waz kings" thing? What group are you even babbling about? Who led them?
we're getting off point here
i think we can all agree than the shitskins on the field right now wearing england shirts are NOT english
Zidane
Steve Bruce
>Those are scams
>They don't work the way you think they do
Source?, but they aren't complete bullshit. If I did it its not going to come back 25% Central Asia, 25% South American and 50% sub Saharan African is it
He played a game a few months ago. Also he's a huge cunt.
new
A typical response from someone who realises his argument is based on ignorance.
Jog on, paki. Football isn't for you.
"No"
PRO TIP:
You can be several things at once
fucking bulgarians
squatting in our parks
brit/sp/ has always been solidly centre-left progressive
you poltards with zero bants stick out like a sore thumb
yes. if you don't agree you're a massive retard
>brit/sp/ has always been solidly centre-left progressive
Spotted the new cunt.
yep, if you lack the funds to invest in developing your domestic talents, you're forced to settle for importing foreigners
Why not, stormfag?
What did Sterling ever do to make you hate him?
Speaks English, lives in England, and considers himself English, that's enough for anyone who isn't autistic.
Anglo means the Angles, who were another Germanic tribe from a similiar area as the Saxons. The original Celtic kingdoms were all but wiped out from England, except from pockets in Wales and Cornwall. The Danes settled areas of the North, but did not replace the Anglo-Saxons. The Normans replaced the ruling elite, but it was not a mass migration. This is why the commoners spoke a seperate langage than the nobility, who spoke french.
yeah gay faggot frog we know
we're here to stay i'm afraid
i just got my cousins into the country this year
all i need to do is to get them citizenship next
but that's easy
>'ammer of the rentboys
reminder; people who argue about dna and race etc are really pathetic and should go to /pol/ because losers like you ruin this board. kindly fuck off and unironically have sex
>someone who realises his argument is based on ignorance.
Says the person whos taking qualification for granted and acting like a pretentious cunt. Neck yourself faggot.
how much do munchy boxes cost ? surely with that much items in it , it must cost at least 10 quids
We literally have two bites of the cherry regarding qualification, you thick paki and we're in a group with dogshit that keep taking points off each.
Stick to cricket, shitskin.
white power uwu
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