OFFICIAL MILTON KEYNES DONS v AFC WIMBLEDON MATCH THREAD

The latest meeting of two clubs that shouldn't exist has been chosen by Sky to fill the gap opened up by the international break. It's the only TV EFL game of the weekend as the other game chosen was the utterly daft choice of Bolton v Bury.

The Hipster Dons have struggled in League One this year, with Wally Downes's side having failed to win a single game so far. The Corporate Dons have fared a little better as Paul Tisdale's men have won two matches. MK have avoided defeat in the last 3 meetings with AFCW.

Kick-off at 12:00pm with coverage on Sky Sports Football from 11:30am.

MK: Nicholls; Williams, Lewington (c), Walsh, Martin; Houghton, McGrandles, Kasumu, Gilbey; Healey, Nombe.
>Subs: Moore, Bowery, Dickenson, Agard, Boateng, Harley, Asongayi.

WIM: McDonnell; Kalambayi, Nightingale (c), Thomas, Delaney, O'Neill; Wagstaff, Reilly, Guinness-Walker; Appiah, Pigott.
>Subs: Tzanev, Roscrow, Rudoni, Forss, Folivi, Sanders, Osew.

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>Milton
>Keynes
Centrists, everybody!

Badguys v Goodguys

you mean "good"guys

All phoenix clubs are good guys by default (except Rangers)

It's time everyone learned the truth.

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Tbf they kept Kingstonian FC on life support for a few years, it was a bit scabby selling the stadium to a Chelsea that wanted them out so they can use it for wimmen and kids, which is a waste of a decent little ground.

But Stadium:MK is a soulless shithole.

Nonce

Have you even been to MK? It's like everyone had a collective lobotomy for the sake of living in a retail development.

Still pure Yea Forums. You know it's true.

Did I touch a nerve? Maybe you could tell your subreddit all about it.

>pure Yea Forums

Ah yes, postwar "new towns" and roundabouts, those old iconic Yea Forums memes aha.

>it was a bit scabby selling the stadium to a Chelsea that wanted them out so they can use it for wimmen and kids, which is a waste of a decent little ground.
That's what I meant. Not to mention killing stock car racing in the capital with the Plough Lane redevelopment (although said stadium was falling apart anyway).

Doesn't help that on the other side you have morons who were literal children when the Wimbledon relocation happened spouting crap like this: twitter.com/HarryWright27/status/1170262476417622018

>Still pure Yea Forums. You know it's true.
How in fuck's name is this "pure Yea Forums", whatever the fuck that nonsense term means? It's a genericbowl. It's soulless as hell.

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>plastic is Yea Forums
never was an user on Yea Forums further from the truth. Hating plastic clubs is literally the one thing Yea Forums and reddit have in common

Pretty sure he was just being a contrarian for the sake of it considering his follow-up has all the intelligence of a brick.

milton keynes memes:
roundabouts, shopping centre, evil capitalism, the meme of having no soul
wimbledon memes:
uhh... phoenix club?
MK has the stronger memes

>never was an user on Yea Forums further from the truth. Hating plastic clubs is literally the one thing Yea Forums and reddit have in common
literally you in the pic

>just being a contrarian for the sake of it
Yea Forums as fuck.

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You've made yourself look an utter moron in this thread.

Why don't you downvote me then?

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ynr you're a womble

have you ever thought that this is a dichotomy that keeps being utilised without ever asking if it's accurate or not
trying to force this everywhere is getting quite pathetic

>hated by literally everyone
Yeah, I'm thinking the Dons are definitely /ourguys/
virgin soi foreign le epic internet celeb vs CHAD british record label executive

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We watching this match? 1-0 MK Dons

Wimbledon are getting relegated this season. Lucked out of it last time.

Cringe.

Fuck off franchise

Eggs

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>Winkelman spent millions to get into the same division as a club started by fans 8 divisions below

Absolutely howling.

The club is losing £10,000 a day according to him: miltonkeynes.co.uk/sport/football/dons-are-battling-against-losing-10-000-a-day-running-the-club-1-9058904

2-0 lol

Oh dear, what a shame. Not surprised, massive stadium and the local freaks don't give a fuck, if anything it's the thousands of away fans they get going, every club seems to take a big following there.

should move to london

Dean Lewington, #3 for MK Dons, left back, and club captain since 2008 has the most appearances for one club for a player of any club in the world. He was one of the original MK Dons players, following the team from Wimbledon. He made 29 appearances for Wimbledon. Even about 10 years ago, all the other Wimbledon players had gone. He's been through 4 relegations and 3 promotions with the same club. He's 35 and has started this match.

He started this season #22 on the all-time list of players for a single club, which is only including his MK Dons appearances, equal to Francesco Totti for Roma. He's played 7 games this season, which puts him up to #21 all-time, tied with a Motherwell goalkeeper from the 1920s. If you include MK Dons and Wimbledon appearances together (with a big asterix), he's on 665 appearances, #13 all-time, one place ahead of Paolo Maldini for Milan and one place behind Ryan Giggs for Man Utd.

He's also the son of Ray Lewington - former Watford manager, former England assman, current Crystal Palace assman, and former Wimbledon player.

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Fuck off, Ray.

Seeing the huge empty stands at MK always kills me. Even at one of the most notorious derbies in the world, they can't fill a section. The wide sections are the family sections, basically none of them are MK Dons fans. MK is a city of migrants, everyone already has a club. Nobody is actually from Milton Keynes, even people who are born there don't claim to be from Milton Keynes.

The hardcore MK fans (sitting to the right of the camera) are the ones who like the idea of being despised by every football fan in England. The camera won't pan over there because even by lower league English football fan standards, they are absolutely hideous.

The away fans are always out in force and are far more entertaining. The only match I've seen where MK outsang the away support was when I went to see Wigan at MK Dons the season after they got relegated from the Premier League. Only like 30 showed up. I suppose MK wasn't worth the trip.

No.

Even Milton Keynes itself had a club before this joke rolled into town. But I suppose actually building a club from the ground up was too much effort for Wankerman.

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Can they disband MK Dons already? A joke of a team that no one will ever take seriously.

Need this cunt to go first.

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Call it in.

>A passage written by an MK Dons fan for @SkyFootball as part of their preview for their league encounter with AFC Wimbledon.

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Yep. It was maddening. I lived in Milton Keynes during the whole debacle. That was an amateur club. There was actually an even larger amateur club in the town (Newport Pagnell) but didn't have the Milton Keynes name.

Winkleman was a man with absolutely no knowledge of football. He made a deal for some land and as any man of ambition in Milton Keynes, he wanted to build a shopping centre. The football club was like a gimmick he used to get the corporations to build shops on his land. Still, if you ask a local how to get to the stadium, they'll tell you "it's next to Ikea". He probably promised "top division football" to Sven and Bjorn in a sales pitch, didn't know how to achieve that, had a 4-5 year timespan to get that done, panicked, and decided to buy Wimbledon. He could have built up an actual club based in Milton Keynes Gretna-style, which would have attracted real fans wanting to watch a million pound Milton Keynes team batter some 7th division shitters every week. But he took the brainless, short-term solution.

Really it's an allegory for the establishment of Milton Keynes itself; real estate speculation that just got out of hand.

>Newport Pagnell

Does everyone in MK just steal other people's identities?

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They changed the badge at least.

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It's in Milton Keynes, m8. I used to walk there. I don't care what it's official address is, Milton Keynes has swallowed it.

Hahahahah

Please give me some of what he's smoking.

MK Dons are seen as a frankenstein joke of a club.

>Mortal Kombat Dons

Are half the fans in Scorpion's Lair?

MK fans in general are fucking weirdos. The kids who were born and raised in MK, fair enough. But those older than their mid-20s?

CAM ON MK DONS
SCORE SAM (more) FACKIN GOALS
SEND THESE SHITTERS BACK TO R EDDIT

GOALL
2-1

2-1 TO THE GOOD GUYS
BYE BYE SEETHING R EDDITERS

But there were no good guys in this match to start with anyway.

aww damn it i missed it