/afl/ Finals Week 1

the other doggies lel

It's a game of two halves tbqh

Basedbane tbqh lads.

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reckon gil the cockhead rigged this season to get his plastic project team into the granny to tap further into the western sydney market

second tea on the cards

>fullwogs cooked
>peelong str8 sets
>poormong str8 sets
>3 non-vic sides in the prelims
simple as

Based Giants.

grim looking ground

gil's rubbing his hands at that interstate market

>cuckdogs
OH NO NO NO NO
Love seeing Gil's favourite soulless meme get absolutely FUCKED by the BIG MUSCULAR SOULFUL Gnats

kek

do NOT let richo see this

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imagine unironically supporting a plastic franchise of highly paid traffic cone looking cunts that exists for the SOLE reason of Gil wanting to some Western Sydney gibs. Not a fullwogs fan by any stretch but they are the lesser of two evils here, and Bulldogs are based.

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>bontempelli_accepts_his_fate.webm

disgusting. Why emulate a photo with an underage child where the point of focus/controversy was the woman's vagina.

Victoria needs to be nuked from orbit bunch of kid fuckers.

i kek'd

Hate women

Hate women's sport

It's not as simple

unironically same lad. volcel.

Do Giants pose a threat to Banes/Tigs at their respective grounds based on recent form and this game? Dumb to ask before their game but still

Much more of a threat to the Tigs imo.

Giants have a very offensive style which seems to let them get better spacing and numbers around the ball, but if they're denied from playing like this then they're shoddy. Reckon the Tigs can assert their play style better than Giants but Bane would need to proceed with caution if the weather isn't nice

>where the point of focus/controversy
think you mean manufactured focus/controversy

Lions have beat the Giants solidly at the showground, I don't think they're a threat

agreed lad, that goes without saying these days unfortunately. Journo scum are TMZ tier with their "news" these days.

good post. I always buy into the meme of "muh finals pressure" though and that automatically makes me think players have less time, space and options but guess we'll see who looks good in the other game tonight

>post season bye snuffs out memedog momentum this year
karma for 2016 imo

Was Coniglio cooked for the season?

What a dead thread, the ISP ban has really fucked over /afl/. We would have gotten 350+ posts up till now even last year.

mfw I actually thought the dogs were a premiership contender this morning

>mumza waiting til the busiest sporting weekends of the year give me her 1000 point list of home improvements that need to be done immediately for some reason
every fucking year

>muh glory days
go fuck yourself freshie cunt, you and your fat fingers burned through 3 trips before you figured out what you were doing.

It's one factor, but these are also two teams no one cares about playing in the worst timeslot of the four games this week.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger my seething friend :)

It really was foolish of me to tip the Dogs to beat Giants 3 times in a row

NEVER ENDING NEVER ENDING NEVER ENDING NEVER ENDING NEVER ENDING NEVER ENDING NEVER ENDING NEVER ENDING NEVER ENDING NEVER ENDING NEVER ENDING NEVER ENDING NEVER ENDING NEVER ENDING NEVER ENDING NEVER ENDING NEVER ENDING

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>he eagerly scours the threads for any mention of himself to validate his existence
yodeling at your ""life"" tripfaggot

Would Adelaide or Port have put up a better fight today?

no

No chance. Everyone from 6th down has been trash.

Port but not by much and even saying that is a stretch

Port possibly but very doubtful

absolutely not

dogs were really in it for the first two and a half quarters de su

>Giants win
>Russian music starts playing

>can't fill a 1500 seat "stadium" during finals
Based Gil

Best song in the AFL.

>your team will never have such a kino song

brisbased are the only likeable team left

anything established within the last 10 years can't be considered "kino" lad, least of all this. No fucking idea why they have this ruski shit when they play is Canberra with white government homo's and WEstern Sydney ethnics

gib ruski gf

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go fuck you'reselves

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Imagine unironically being a customer of the fullwogs. Grim.

youtube.com/watch?v=27XRugei364

what the FUCK is that mascot

t. quaking in his boots

imagine having to sing that after the game lmao

Tiges / Pies finals tbqhwy

ballarat fullwogs NOW

Can someone give me the basic gestalt on this tamil familt that's getting deported?

no, but they should fuck off

we're full. end of.

probably a diversion from something important the government is doing quietly

We need to stand up lad.

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sure buddy, just ask again here and stay there

We're full

>bottle shop closes at 8 on saturday
Not a fan of this tbqh.

reckon australia will be a blade runner esque dystopia in 50 years

imagine not having a walk/drive/push through bottleo that closes a little after midnight

I have to rotate through stores to hide my alcoholism.

Reckon they might not have a balanced view on the subject

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within 5 minutes walk from your favourite shitposting couch

been going to me local one since I was 15. never tried to hide my drinking habits

don't want a poof as a national icon tbph

I'm on a first name basis with the checkout staff at my Dan's and I forcibly ejected 2 she-boongs when I was drunk as fuck having walked there for a top up bottle

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reckon I'd be an alcoholic if buying alcohol didn't give me social anxiety

Just gotta get drunk before you go.

abbos down the road get their piss delivered every dole day

>they don't know that when I clean shave and have my hair done Indian girl throws me looks
we're all gonna make it lads

>be here illegally
>get deported
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO MUH FEELINGS LET THEM STAYYYYY

You can get 1% finance at the moment on a new Nissan lads, pretty sweet deal

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What should I drink tonight? Thinking rum might be a goer.

>bmwf
based nissan BULL

beer with tomato juice

What's for dinner, lads?

imagine not having metho as your one and only alcohol source

>$5.50 for a liter

that actually sounds kind of good

it's not bad at all desu

what's the matter methmong? couldn't afford a decent drop of alcohol because you spent your dosh on chink hookers and shards

lmao pathetic

I would do it if you could get proper alcohol content beer here

xD

Hawthorn and Port should have been in the 8 over the Bombers and Dogs

cheat day bro here, just easing my way into a bottle of Poliakov. I swear rum makes every person I meet violent, doesn't matter who they want to punch on when they're on the rum.

Hawthorn yes
Poort, no

>people who didn't make the 8 should be in the 8 because the games aren't entertaining me enough
they should have tried harder throughout the year then cunt

I suspect it only occurred because the bombers and dogs got to play more easy teams twice

howling at this mod who is stalking me lads xD

maybe, bombers are kind of surprising but I listen to football "media" less and less because it's just a hype fest of clowns talking out their ass. I feel like dogs had a decent patch of form that pushed them there but can't remember against who so you might be right.

>methmong thinks a mod is stalking him
>methmong thinks his posts aren't easily discernable
>mothmong has his habit "under control" and it's "just for fun with hookers"

HOWLING

bombers looked good at the beginning of the year, they smashed Brisbane
Port were simple a little shit and deserve to be outside of the 8, and Hawks only found form at the end of the season

Bombers were patchy all season. Had a solid run where they half arsed their way to wins and then copped a bunch of injuries.

not who you replied too but I take the first 4-5 rounds of the season as a litmus test of how well pre-season's went and how well new tactics/plans were implemented, not to mention that because the season is "fresh" in those rounds people come out firing and blow their load, youngsters get battered around, injuries etc. so who you are in the first 5 rounds isn't who you are heading into finals.

Yeah I agree but he's suggesting that those teams have had easy runs which I don't think is the case
It's usually been the team with form heading into finals that wins the grand final, but you can't complain about the bombers getting through with an overall better record throughout the year

do you come from the land down under?

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too late

also wtf is up with the audio captcha?

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Oi cunts, whaddya want?

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>you can't complain about the bombers getting through with an overall better record throughout the year
truth. honestly fuck the media turning "one week at a time hurr durr" into some cliche shit, that's literally the business. How do >we beat the team we're facing this week for 23 weeks straight. Behead all journo's inshallah

>methmong buys a proxy
lel tonight gonna be good

who hangover here

will have one tomorrow

We need Dan Murphy's dispensaries

I will have a nasty one tomorrow.

just smoke cones. no hangover. just wake up and start sinking again

enjoy having psychosis

>severe abdominal pain for the second time in two years because of heavy drinking
went to the doc, my tests are fine but fuck I need to quit drinking

>Deledio career ending calf injury

KEK

that's what you get for leaving TIgerland cunt

I would but I'm an overthinker and cones give me undue anxiety and paranoia, never noticed how detached from reality I was until a month after I quit.

That’s a lot of booing. Brisbane dwellers must be shaking in their booooots

just youse me3th you fdudm asss alcholic kys

This, weed and Xanax master race here

Basil is an absolute disgrace on commentary, you've got a guy who's career just got ended (by an injury he didn't even fucking notice) and his tone is upbeat as the cunt is crying on the shoulders of his teammates. Fuck me I'm finna copy and paste this to the dumb cunts at AFL.

diluting metho down to 5-10% makes me need to piss about every 15 minutes, only downside.

enjoy your early grave, tell Lil Peep I said he went too soon.

Sportsbet betting tips
>Dusty
>Dusty
>Dusty
>Dusty

You beauty!

you probably smoked bad stuff. australia has a lot of shit weed, it's not until you smoke good stuff you realise how bad most is here. average australian weed gives me huge panic attacks but good stuff doesn't

DUDE WEED LMAO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

My plugs aren't absolute cunts who'd mix benzo press with a dangerous opiate, but if I was gonna commit suicide, Fentanyl seems like a pretty peaceful way to go

>Lynch still lives in Brisbane
wew

Honestly this

nah I firmly believe it's me, I've watched multiple grows from Amsterdam seeds and you can smell the curing from the fucking street.

>wanting to die from Chinese chemical warfare
disgraceful giving into the yellow menace

I''m thinking this is the post

fuck weed

go kill yourself

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>LOOK AT ME I DO DRUGS I'M SO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

For me its BASEDbane this year

I'm not an alcoholic, I only drank Friday/saturday

UP the fuckin TIGODS

>tfw straight edge

lol

Reminder to keep your fingers crossed during the boong speech

>"pssht god damn drug users, how dare they have fun, straight edge 4 life"

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Fuck boongs desu

>average australian weed gives me huge panic attacks but good stuff doesn't
what would you class as good? I'm definitely in the camp of weed over alcohol but I've had great, named strains from good sources but can't seem to find peace. Maybe it's more about getting my life in true order.

love the low murmur of people angry about boong cunts. If their contribution was so great to the nation then why keep bringing it up lol?

did anyone act like this? there's enough regular posts about alcohol, you can have civil discussions about cannabis too

Thanks for your bumps overnight, Vlad

Based Harris Andrews the only one singing

think it's methmong having a pre-game sperg lad

I'm talking about the "LELELE I'M SUCH A ALCOHOLIC/ METHO SPIRITS WAHEY" as well

>at the gabba it can get a bit jewey
What did richo mean by this?

he knows the fix is in for a Lions win

Did Cotchin have fucking bird shit on his uniform?

why does cotchin have birdshit on his jumper

>an omen for getting shat on by the Pies
it has been written

honestly, fuck richmond

The Pies are on fire

shut the fuck up you worthless braindead muh pies ond fiah cunt

vocaroo.com/i/s0WcUsNhnMvX
SING IT ELITEMONBROS

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Jack is cooked, should have retired already

JACK

lmao prior opportunity doesn't exist in 2019, fuck this.

You were saying?

say what

Based
And
Redpilled

This blokes on fire

>get gifted a goal
>not cooked
give me a spell

The umps are on fire

>these umps

Umps already jewing basedbane

Riewoldt is such a knob.

Why are they booing Dusty?

SEETHING

this guy's head is on fire

imagine being so bereft of emotion you don't want bane to make it to the big dance

Dusty does it again lads. He can’t keep getting away with it

LADS
LADS

RICHMOND FOOTBALL CLUB

THE TIGERS

LE BRISGODS LADS
BRISBURGERS XDDDDDDDDDDDD

>unironically using "big dance"

Kill yourself

Why? Because they've been shit for so long?

this XD poster is COOKED, lads

WOW ECONOMY X SOUNDS SO COOL, WHAT DOES THE X STAND FOR????

Imagine getting tackled by Nankervis

bane gonna play themselves into form with a tough loss against Tigers & umps and then work over the Giants for a delicious prelim game against the Pies

cop another shard and shut up mongcunt

>being a zoomer
grim, chin up.

>shitmond being gifted a prelim so gil can get his crowd figures

Grim state of the game

>MUH HOME GROUND
The rules state: in your STATE. Finals could be played in Sale or Mildura. You don't hear a peep about footscray, sainter, or Norf playing home finals a the MCG but Peelong throw a tantrum about it every year without fail because they are home and away babbys. Sick of this shit 2bh

was RC right all along?
Is it all a fucking work for shekels?

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basedbane xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Im 29 im not a zoomer

Big dance is so fucking cringe. Its a forced meme and really fucking gay

Honestly want Richmond to win just to feel the seethe radiate out of the Gabba

*be's a pathetic westcoast customer*

for me, it's the holy grail

imagine being a shitbane supporter LMFAO XD

This. This is the post

I'm 32 shut the fuck up zoomer trash

relax m8

The behinds are on fire

>50 years
2035 maximum

I reckon the zoomer methcunt's name is Jaidyn desu

I wish the dumb cunt spamming XD would neck himself lads

How is that a dystopia? There's robot sex ladies.

are you upset because "big dance" triggers those memories of the fat girl you asked to Year 12 graduation because you didn't have the confidence to do better?
dumbshit boomer LUL

brisbane are going to go out in straight sets lmao

Lions finna catch Richmond's score by behinds

reckon brisbane could do witha goal here

Daily reminder

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he's buy a pip before rope mate, can only hope the chink brothel he visits to cop shards gets raided by Customs while he's there

Retard cumbrain

just realised footy is a lot like quidditch

>Charlie Cameron
Based Black small forward

elite call

old abo lady moved in next door and some abo came to my front door today looking for her

literally ONE ENTIRE decade to score a goal in finals

pathetic lmao XD

the chink moon rune LED ads already exist so I reckon 50 years is being generous 20-25 before we get gook drones delivering food unless USA puts the dick in during trade war. October will be an interesting month

Don't reply to my posts.

That bounce was a head scratcher

The Lions are on fire

GIVE THE GREATER FELINE YOUR ENERGY

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The old abo lady next to us used to come around and ask my dad for smokes all the time.

The absolute fucking state of the umps

"Ok"

These umps are fucking retarded holy shit

The St Kilda Football Club.

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shitmond are FINISHED

>Richmond has been figured out inside a quarter
it's over, book your flight home black and yellow CUNTS

\o/

Can't believe they still have fans, it's almost admirable.

Cringe and bluepilled

I'm seething lads.

Settle down buddy they've only kicked three in a row

TAKE IT AHHHHHHHH

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>tfw Saints supporter
>tfw even offering millions of dollars can't lure any good players to play for us
>tfw another decade of irrelevance coming up

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reckon only 10% of the brisbanf fans stuck around while gypsies like luke mcguane were running around for them lads

Fuck me that was quick

Ah just a good old fasioned game of "Soggy Charlie Cameron"

What did they mean by this?

I have to calm down and stop posting so much otherwise you start getting those capcthcas where you have to pick multiple squares and it fucks over repeatedly saying next and not verifying when you clearly have verified.

>King twins
>Clark
>Bytel
>Other nice likely types
Have faith, brother

looking forward to him winning a GF and watching Betts pretend he's not jealous as shit and completely seething

Cmon Tigs

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>nan spergis

they wanted a team ritual to unite them before play so they settled on everyone putting their guernsey on together at the same time.

UP YOU FUCKING LIONS

Really not feeling this gold quarter and time clock graphic on the screen. Prefer the white.

There's no way Rayner is 6'2" lads he must be 5'11

R A Y N E R
A
Y
N
E
R

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the lions are on fire

This guy knows
Eddie is a cuck

why does mitch robinson have the special ed haircut?

Because hes a mad cunt

green maggots

are you the expert on special ed haircuts mate?

He's a loose cunt

how will i ever recover?

kek

for me it's shaving my head once a year

i'd kill myself if i was a zoomer desu

He cuts his own hair

Cringemond

i'd kill myself if i based my sense of pride and identity on the year i was born desu

Did anyone else get that silent add holy fuck my fucking sides are in orbit

1993 is the kino year to be born in

Imagine what 5g will bring

For me it's Patrick Cummins.

the amount of brisbane bangwagoning in here is absolutely fucking pathetic xD

Yeah, I was like wtf I didn't mute the tv

high speed virtual reality loli

as a confirmed boomer, I approve of this absolute banger
youtube.com/watch?v=Cc8SAa-5XCE

You don't have Est. 19XX on your wrist?

Only pub I could find to watch the game in Tokyo, and I'm the only one here

did any of you boys laugh when they played the girls full monty ad last night because I had a gigle myself haha

'87 is the real kino year. Old enough to enjoy 90's TV and trends.

1993 is a 2000's kid. 90's kids had it way better

How tall are you? Do the girls worship you?

*crack*
*sip*

ahhh. now bangs. THAT was a rapper

youtube.com/watch?v=byNlqUFddeo

Tigods swarming the second quarter

Can't believe he went on to play for Sydney

For me, it's smiling every time i log on to spee and see _Heem: on the front page

You stayin up tonight or nah?

Fat fuck army roommate just woke me up so here I am

FUCK ASIANS
FUCK SOMALIANS
FUCK ABOS

But most of all,

FUCK AUSSIES FOR TOLERATING THEM

Why is Dustin martin off cycle during finals

>created in Israel
>banned in Israel
hmmm

Going to begin reporting these faggots posting their shitty XDD 90S MUSIC NOSTALGIA LMAO retards.

Fuck off to Yea Forums.

Literally me

Chinese world supremacy and increased cancer rates

I never actually read heem or watch martial arts i just like the way Heem in bold looks on the 'ch0n it brings a smile to my face

This is the post

who's your picks for 242 my fellow heemtard?

>announcing reports
very new

Not tall, just 179cm. Men in Tokyo can be pretty tall surprisingly. I don't have yellow fever so not paying attention to the girls here.
Give me an English slag any day of the week

I remember when Trent Cotchin was good

Caddy is on fire

XDD HEEM RHYMES WITH RE XDD

What if Seal played in the AFL?
youtube.com/watch?v=AMD2TwRvuoU

>the internet is now 5 social media sites with everything behind a paywall except your data

grim. Dire. Possibly dystopian

For me, it's filtering and hiding all soccer threads

based expat/traveler, please give updates on what Nippon is like. I'm keen to head there

t. 180cm "you look like an Aryan poster child" white male

That's pretty weird but I respect it.

Based.

I have only browsed one HEEM thread in my life and made one post that continually makes screencaps for some reason

Why is no one questioning how the loins have literally had zero injuries this year?

based

And keep in mind the aus government has expressed its intentions to ban Yea Forums and every other slightly right wing site to combat terrorism and political extremism

there is a distinct lack of baneposting

for (You)

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it's almost like they've never heard of VPNs or Tor

I got you cirrhosis-kun

> Feijao
> Fatty BoomBlackie
> Religion of Peace’s Numbah1 hit man
> Felt
> Loseranna (by KO)

S C R E A M E R

theres a joke here about brisbane, 5g, and banes line in the stock exchange "time to go mobahl" but im too fried to make it funny

83 here, I honestly feel bad for kids who didn't get to experience the evolution of video games from rough as guts CGA graphics to having your mind blown by Doom and then into true 3D.

Redpill: sex is boring, it takes me 30 mins and intense close eye visual of my 50yo high school french tutors hips splaying out on the couch to bust

What is nankervis doing

Wont be able to post on Yea Forums though

NOICE GARY ONYA GAZ MARK

If they ban /pol/ they'll all have to head back 2 Reddit.

reddit is very left wing though

t. circumcised

for you

Id rather not. Ive never used reddit in my life. Also they banned every right wing page

>t. cumbrain deathgrip masturbator

how much does a janitorial assistant make lad? Fulfilling at least?
youtube.com/watch?v=t1xSFzwFlOk

Incorrect
Correct :-(

>number 1 draft pick cam rayner

Good game from a neutral pov tbhwy

fucking brisbane wasting so many chances

don't worry lads 8ch will be back online soon and when the shit hits the fans their "read only mode" will be infallible after their Congressional hearing

I only masturbate once a week/once a fortnight and if it's not in the shower to my imagination it's to a minimal amount of amateur porn that I hate myself for. Get rid of the (((porn))) lad and get back in touch with your body and desires. The fact that ALL porn is owned and run by jews but is FREE and accessible everywhere should be the biggest red flag of all.

These umps should never umpire another game

business idea: move all muslim players to the bombers

I am aware of this and conscious of it. Its a hard habit to kick though. I manage to go a few days then relapse.

fund it

Lions dominating but down. Tigers to run over them in 2nd half

caddy looks like a bit of a gumby with those socks i reckon

How does a #1 pick miss that? Pathetic franchise the Lions are lmfao.

please don't reply in my stead
yes brother same as the other little devious type who replied above

With the Tiges it unironically is a game of halves

JUST KICK A FAKIN GOAL BRISSY

not to preach brothers as everyone is different but if you want to stop get a roadblock app and block all your fav porn sites so you have to actually put some effort in to overcome it instead of it being there to partake in, just jerk off in the shower instead of watching porn lads, they are the best cums of my life now and whether it's placebo effect or not I walk taller, hold more eye contact for longer and have a noticeably deeper voice when talking to women now that I've stopped jerking it to porn

>hes playing the quarterback role

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*be’s revving up*

>mcshit

for me, hodge is a point guard

It's good to chain smoke inside at a bar lads

What do they do in this situation? Overtime?

Did we all boycott Gillette?

Did you not watch the iggs/ port game from 2 years ago?

>eight billion dollar loss
we sure did lads

NEED a leggy bitch

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No because those are the razors i use and cbf using anything else

absolutely WOULD even with the ankle tattoo unffff

>4.10
Hope the choking cunts go out in straight sets

*learns some jazz today*

Guess not

Want more meth but can't be fucked spending an hour fucking some whore. Am also ashamed to catch an uber whilst I reek of alcohol. Sigh.

gg

you should kill yourself to prevent cravings

jaidyn pls go

>tfw in adelaide and the absolute minimum of any prostitute is 250 an hour everywhere
Not worth it desu rather have a wank and save the money

Called it lads

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>implying you can last an hour

Claim you're waifu before the 3rd qtr

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Never seen those meth-heads masturbate for hours while locked up?

>tfw got really close to girl
>she gets attention from dude with lots of """clout"""
>stops talking to me
>tfw just sit at home watching footy and cric
It's fucking over

oh boohoo you fucking faggot

that's why you look for whores who offer MSOG for time paid. I'll wait while you Google it.

Definitely speaking, who are the good guys in this game? I can't decide who I like more. I'm leaning towards Basedbane because I rate Neale, but I do love Dusty.

Hehe ease up turbo

I know what it stands for. I thought it was just a given that would be the done thing

>liking dusty
Grim and bluepilled

Probably rate the commentary team as well

Never been with one but some are really hot. Occasionally I get curious and browse the websites and many of them are quite beautiful - though I imagine in real life they would probably look nothing like their pics.

Brisbane. Someone post the webm of them putting their jumpers on together in the room please. Although both are neutral spiritually at worst. Contrast with Peelong and Shitgles who are both evil.

>I thought it was just a given that would be the done thing
never assume

>Dusty
>YEAH MAN ME AND HIM GO WAY BACK MAN I LOVE THE LITTLE 1 PERCENTERS HE DOES EVERY WEEK LE DON'T ARGUE XD
Can't stand the way plebs talk about players as if they're their mates.

best I got is this pic lad no webm

Is there anything better than hot cinnamon donuts?

I did once a few years ago just to see what its like. Had an asian girl over for an outcall. Wasnt bad honestly she made me feel pretty good. But at the end of the day i dunno if it was worth $250

cold creampies

That's literally his nickname and how he is commonly called dumbass.

i grab jam donuts from one of the little food trailers outside the g after a game

...

Hello, Charlie.

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That bit at the bottom of your Nandos pita with all of the mayonnaise.

No need for this, mate.

Jeez I laughed way too hard at that.

hot jam doughnuts (doughnuts) from queen vic market on a sunday morning

There's no better feeling than getting a prostitute to smoke meth for the first time, never seeing them again because you ignore their texts, knowing you probably got them addicted (^:

Of course Brisbane, though I do like Richmond

>Yeah man he loves to be called that he gets right into it XD
Fuck off cunt you don't know him.

Legendary post

based

you mad methmong?

>methmong
Never even tried pot, tbph.

I want to rent a gf just for cuddling and roleplay

Umpire cam really making me FEEL like a cockroach

>methmong revving up because he blew his cash last night and can't afford metho to drink
for sure you habit is recreational my guy, lol

>allowing normie cunts to talk one national tv
Suffering

has anybody seen that advert for that "masked singer" shitshow? I'm not a tinfoil mong but love a good conspiracy theory and all I could see was occult imagery, felt really fucking odd to watch, uncomfortable even.

LIONS YOU CUNTS, DO SOMETHING.

Big fan of this dogshit umpiring.

Rayner not having a good night

Rayner's a nothing player at the moment desu, averaging 9 disposals per game, 2 tackles and less than a goal a game

What the frick I didn't even know Nankervis was playing

yeah ok bud

U mad?

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>methmong proving himself to me
definition of on a string, those are the old notes too, junkie.

Cameron being found out

umps are having a hot patch

>dominate the game
>lose by 30 odd

t-thanks umps

reminder that wallowing in negativity will rub off onto all facets of your life regardless of whether you are genuine or "trolling".

>4.10
bane bandwagon but not even mad with this kinda shit

The tigers are on fire

Another shit final 4/4

As a Collingwood supporter, hate Richmond but a Richmond win means a guaranteed grand final for the pies

Reckon I have been vindicated in my anti-Hipwood stance lads

Why's that, I still don't understand this meme prelim structure

>pissbane

Pies will play winner of GWS and lions

>4.10
Slept through the first half - What did Brisbane mean by this? Was Brisbane dominating?

Who can stop Richmond?

yeah I'm finna thinking Pies winning against the Lions is nowhere near a guarantee

>shitbane begin to lose
>thread goes empty

HOWLING

>Blocks your path

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How has Collingwood historically gone against the Lions in finals at the MCG?

>richmond/collingwood gf
Kill me now.

imagine being a Tigers customer lol

Tyger, tyger, burning bright
In the forests of the night
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

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my dear bro i am in cric

But the atmosphere is absolutely diabolical, the crowd and aftermath are pure mayhem

How's the eye going cunt?

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Based. Biggest grand final since 1990.

pissbin cryins

Based

>tasmanians

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How did this trash team finish 2nd?

Some long necks of VB

Is that Lin Jong on the bench for the Lions?

Far from guaranteed. Iggs, Cats and Loins all capable of winning a prelim.

This is grim, may need to migrate to cric

Tigers will lose

hipwood has only kicked 32 goals this year? overrated as fuck

Feel more confident in development of players now compared to how Billings and co were developed.

Richo sounds wholesome compared to cunts like Ling and Darcy.

true, Richo seems like he's seen enough pain to be measured in his assessments, plus he's probably a drongo

Finished all by saturday house work and wondering what beer goes best with some weed?

beer and weed makes me sick

Draught.

the coopers red

bong before beer you're in the clear.

Basically every game has been non competitive.

Umps stole the 2nd quarter from Pissbane tbqh lads

Dusty MartWIN

APOLOGISE

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was pumped for this weekend, very dissapoint

Can feel the anger radiating of the Gabba all the way down in Victoria lads. Feels good

Pull the skin back and expose the glands

I can't, it's too tight and no one told me as a child.

My friend had that, he had to see the rabbi and ordered a mature age snip, now he does rooting easily but he has no natural protection for his glands anymore

Brisbane got skied on pretty hard then.
The manner is a bit hard to ignore, but I wouldn't be too mad about losing this one. They switch over to the easier side of the bracket.
The biggest losers are probably Geelong, they just got switched over to a real hard mode path.

I really don’t get it. Who puts pies in the oven without setting a timer?

D U S T Y
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But who was Phil?

Did... did Shane Edwards have bird shit on his head?

>"""""BASED"""""BANE

not minding the gold score thing desu

Pies fans

Looks like Riewoldt just won the head-to-head lmao

Pissbane is psychologically cooked

TAKE MY POWER XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

BRISGODS XD

>6.16

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>he fell for the brisbane meme

Weren't Brisbane super, super accurate at the start of the season?

got enough tattoos dusty haha

Reckon the Lions are psychologically undercooked lads

They’ll be psychologically burnt next week.

I believe so

lmfao BRISBANE SUPPORTERS (CUSTOMERS) NOWHERE TO BE SEEEEEEN BREH LOL!

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what does alex rance even do lol

destroy twinks and get media appearances because so randum and zany lul

It's coming home

>biggest crowd in lions history

aren't they lucky

brehs lmfao brehs!!!

just saw a funny ad lol

A Richmond-Collingwood Grand Final in 2019 would be the biggest in the history of Melbourne.

Can you imagine? It’d be a fucking warzone

>biggest
Biggest event I meant to say. Bigger than the 1956 olympics.

prime target mashallah

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nah, the mcg management don't allow overfilling and extra people to sit in the stairways and stuff any more

people forgot that aside from one game last year (preliminary final) and and slightly underwheliming start to 2019 richmond have been by far the best team in it for 3 years, showing it here. And the don't have to play Collingwood so are monties for another grand final.

like an extra 5,000 or so got snuck in over capacity in 2017, but they always say the official attendance is just under capacity

iggs with nic nat can beat them, genuine 50/50

also they are statistically due for a loss

>pissbane

>potato cakes
Based choice

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>could, by all means, just pass the ball around and piss the time away
>push the aggression and go for more goals anyway
Devilish

Richmond weren't the best team in 2017.
The umpires' lips were surgically attached to their dick. Cotchin and Martin king hitting blokes but nothing to see there. They got an """"""away""""""" final to start with and then Adelaide, who were hard favourites, completely shat the bed in the grand final.

Can't add enough * * * * * * * * * * *s for their 2017 win.

T I G E R L A N D

SEE YOU IN THE GF CUNTS

Tigers v Pies Vic wankfest is firming for mine lads

Seething.

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Realistic. They got kissed on the dick hard.
2018 they were the best team, but didn't get the silverware to show for it.

PRAYING for the day that players wake up and start telling journo scum to fuck off for a "quick interview"

*bes furious and retarded*

ngl really hurting lads
at least I get to watch the Lions again next weekend, just wish we'd stemmed the bleeding a bit in the last quarter

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patrick wankerfield will get the brownlow

I'm going for >you guys, if you don't demo GWS then you've got some issues

don't worry my dear boro they gave up to conserve themselves for next week

this, plus an extra game of final pressure experience

Back from the game, mum's frustratingly not as fucked off as I am. Getting me heated. Fuck me dead supporting this team is so damn frustrating sometimes. Watching >us rape ourselves out of the game because half the team seem to have caught the McStay-shit-kicking disease was just depressing shades of dejavu.

Given I started the year with low expectations I guess I shouldn't be too upset about losing to who I think are the outright favourites to win the premiership, but if we lose two straight finals given how far we've come like the Hawks did last year I'll be pretty upset

Also didn't help watching two sets of fucking rules get applied to each team. Used to watching """big""" clubs come up here and get away with absolutely everything but fuck me none are as pathetically whiny as Bitchmond players and customers.

Yeah that was really awful, I think >we should have played out of it but it didn't help especially early on

Oh it's absolutely not any kind of excuse for how dysfunctional >our forwards seem to be pretty regularly and how shit >our kicks to them often are.

Time to unleash your secret weapon Lions.

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I know what you mean about deja vu, just a few years ago I used to cringe at any half chance at goal because I knew we would miss it, tonight was like that

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Very keen on having a thread for the week just to discuss and prepare for the semis
t. lonely NEET next week

if you're NEET just follow the cricket, easy

it's Sunday tomorrow my unemployable acquaintance, open slather for watching the cricket

What if one doesn't enjoy the cricket

you should probably kill yourself sorry

we gucci bro I'll make another thread for shenanigans

THANK you, have a comfy night

Finals Aftermath Edition lads

pies