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go knights
>not even remotely attractive
>relocanes
grim
Same guy. I'm not sure how it's possible to play hockey without being able to stop, but it's a stupid kids movie.
>the south park lads were alliancels in the wow episode
wew
It's "Hurricanes."
Step up.
>not even remotely attractive
Gay.
well it is the faction for children
go to bed gaylord
not even a little bit
shania was a legitimate 10/10 in her prime
had some bangers too
Good point.
>shania was a legitimate 10/10 in her prime
Definitely
>had some bangers too
Ehh, maybe
Canes
whooooooose bed have your boots been underr?
and whose smile did ya steal, i wonder?
and this time did it feel like thunder baaaabayy?
BANGER
Stink
UUNNNNG
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGA *plop*
I just dropped a big ol’ Blackhawk in my toilet
>tfw no quebecois mommy gf
hey that's not your gimmick
She's a 5'3" squaw with horrible fake tits.
Pass.
what's wrong with that dude's face?
>tfw no minnesotan daddy bf
dach is gonna be better than krappo in every way mark my words
Is it you who've shopped this or Subway?
>kakko didn't play in his first rookie tournament game
kek what a bust
Arent they pedos?
saved another user's here shop desu
He automatically became a bust when he was drafted by rags
yes
>R
>A
>G
>S
>shit team
we did it reddit
Hoc
key
strong agree
How long until the rags win a cup?
2094.
Still before Toronto.
How long until the spoilers win a cup?
not until after Johnny America wins the Lee for the gary
2277.
How long until the Atlanta thrashers win a cup?
How long until the Atlanta Capitals win a cup?
Or Atlanta Junior Knights?
ready or not
here i come
you can't hide
Seattle Ogopogos
And what about good Atlanta Gladiators?
Never, because they aren't in the nhl. Duhhh
Neither is the Trash:ers lol (fuck Atlanta Nogs)
fucking based
Xheattle Dickgirls
Post hockey breakfasts
I'm going to take my time
I have all the time in the world
to make you mine
it is written in the stars above
the gods decree
you'll be right here by my side
right next to me
you can run but you cannot hide
rph
rph
I play my enemies like a game of chess where I rest
No stress if you don't smoke sess lest
real sipping hours
real bedtime hours
Sharks and Panthers
>both are animals you are never going to see in your whole life
>retarded
>eating boats or sleeping on a tree like some fucking stripper
>eat a man once a year
Coyotes
>everyday motherbiters
>not afraid of people
>walking down the streets like he dont care
>people are too afraid to fuck with them and they are fine with it so they kill once a decade
Can Arizona be more based?
>>not afraid of people
Coyotes are big fucking pussies
They just dont want to be photographed
woke up
how many bongs until buljus game?
stay woke, Olli
Go back to sleep
Google it
i did and it told me to ask /hoc/
thank you fren
Go to sleep
Teppo Winnipeg
Explain webm related to me. Whose fault is it? The one passing or the one with the puck who didnt do jackshit to dodge the train coming
>10 a.m
>north america is still sleeping
Lazy asses
i never sleep
these 2 are old vids i redid. look spastic but still nice
brought my laptop to work to download torrents because the net is 6x faster than in my house.
those and the phaneufs hits were all i could do. the program takes alot of time to do what it does
democracy never sleeps
When you've said "old". I thought that you are going to deliver some 90's NHL in great quality tbqh
I was aiming for more 1960's stuff but its sparse. This makes stuff look cool regardless but only if the footage isnt't too zoomed out
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shoegaze is ass
Kitties
thinking about brewing a hot cup of coffee
do it
doing it
he's doing it
>1st clients in 4 days
HYPED
you work at a bowling alley?
Yup
comfy
drinking orange flavoured mineral water
EXTREMELY BASED POST
Die and burn in hell you stupid faggot
How would Finland react if the Leafs won the Stanley Cup?
hard to imagine that ever happening
you enjoy limp wristed gay man music, and any self respecting father would have beaten you until you couldn't hold such incredibly homosexual interests.
the one passing
do you come from the land down under
listening to swedish melodic black metal from 90's
yes
dissection or sacramentum
Yeah, I'll continue to enjoy the best music while you force yourself to listen to nogtrap to fit in.
dissection
just woke up after five hours
don't think i'll sleep tonight
go to sleep
i don't even listen to trap, but at least it isn't just homosexuals mumbling about the time they intentionally contracted hiv over insipid guitar drones being fed through 90 overpriced delay pedals.
great taste in music
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le funny beard man
Laine will be traded today.
to the "mighty" ducks
sippin some sips
for what
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>This Fortnite playing autistic Finn is going to cost some team a first round pick and many millions for a short term contract
youre jealous cause no one rewards your autism this way
You're right, I should channel my autism more creatively. Thank you for your insight.
watching nova lads
just came from a 5km run
t. 97kg runner man
Awake. But at what cost
please delete this
at least lou wouldn't let laine let himself go
Imagine being so unsuccessful that you give a full game's worth of tickets out for free.
Laine to Carolina Finnigans..done deal. Bulju joins Finnigans later in december. Bulju-Aho-Laine , praise lord.
>Bulju-Aho-Laine
imegine the number of giveaways
With what cap? When did the relocanes become laffs?
>best looking team in the league* without marchy, karlsson, or pacioretty in the photo
How great it is to be a Knights chad.
*Eakin not included
ARE YOU UP NA? It's almost 3 pm
Image these lineups in 2022 winter olympics:
Laine-Barkov-Granlund
Kakko-Aho-Rantanen
Kotkaniemi-Hintz-Teräväinen
Lehkonen-Haula-Armia
Kapanen
There might be some slight changes though, but looks good nevertheless.
false
schmidt, reaves and stone are some of the ugliest dudes i have seen
hello where is bulju
>it's a brand new day in the USA and Łyszczarczyk is still not in NHL
Watching the games from his sofa in Oulu.
yea ama
who am i lads?
"but iiiit wouuld not gooooooooooooo"
Dr. Michael Emrick PhD
based
What is everyone's favorite planet in the solar system?
For me it's Jupiter.
Sun for me
lmao
For me, its pluto
for me it's yr anus
>Big fatso with an acne red spot
Pleb taste, Mars is the best planet
>ice desert planet
Boring.
Venus because women are from there yet it sounds like benis
>Be told there's a huge penis
>Travel to it
>Be tricked because you misheard the man while you were too busy buying pumpkin spice latte
>Stuck on poisonous gas planet with acid rain
Lol women are stupid.
I would love to live on the moon
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wew this little lad can shred
But would chevy let that trade happen?
It's bizarre that in /NFL/ they talk trash about african americans, but they make up the majority of their league lmao.
Racists truly are retards.
Laine to Relocanes for Hamilton+1st
Why would carolina need laine?
they love finnish busts
they are hoarding finns for the apocalypse
they need his encyclopedic knowledge on fortnite dances for this year's storm surge
doing my morning Marner lads
This live action Strike Witches adaptation has lost the spirit of the original
I don’t know what that means but I have a really sudden urge to deliver a powerful HEEM to you
Storm surge shit is college football tier garbage like a turnover chain dance, fight me
simmer down incel, don’t go shootinf up any imageboards
you’ll never be a real woman
sign the damn contract chuck!
why would I fight a man that I agree with?
Then we are friends, much to
's dismay
based canes working /hoc/ into a shoot
bergevin is working on a new offer sheet
>Bergevin contacts owners for their expected offer sheet
>Makes offers on RFAs one by one
>Each one is matched by the team
>Season is saved
It's probably quite similar to Poland.
Desperately awaiting Rantanen signing
based burgervan
laine to dallas is what I'm hearing
Sam to Manitoba Correctional Centre is what I heard
big balls to your mother’s mouth is what I’m hearing
College football is based
Storm surge is based
Seethe more faggot
You’re the only one seething here
>reeeeee stormsurge
>reeeeee college football
Give me more
It’s gonna be laine to the islanders
taking grandma to the movies now
Grandma to the movies is what I heard
Post more kakko and remember to laugh at bust j. hughes
*bust k.kakko
>muscle spasm in calf yet again
Time to cut it off
For me, it's watching the AB drama unfold and laughing alongside /nfl/ because it takes my mind off the fact that >we just signed Gardiner to a 4 year
It’s outstanding
t. Pete from Pittsburgh
*wins u18, u20, WC* what did you just say??
post busts who have never won anything
>18 year old
>already won more than any American player right now
lmao
Huomenta
4.05 AAV is pretty fairly priced at least
>yfw Johnny America wins the Lee for the gary
Raider fan here ama
what’s it like being a fat mexican
Wouldn't know
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I have it on good authority that there are zero (0) white Raider fans
3.5 hours left. What game do I watch guys? It is safe to say I havent watched like 80% of the games, not even this year finals
Worried about Hal
Always thinking about Hal
WOOOOOOO
Get to work you lazy fuck
I am.
thinking about munchen beaver
Oh c'mon /hoc/ it can't be hard to pick the best game of the season.
Finland we get it you are still seething three months later that your meme winger wasn’t taken 1st overall
...
>kid is crying because he is losing
Won't say I missed those
Centers>wingers anyway. Kakko is gonna be SHIT
>rags
Nervous about how the islanders do this year bros
youre too old for him
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CHL!
Okay, I'm just gonna write
>most intense nhl game this season reddit
And you guys wont stop me.
Why so empty
I will give Yotes a try, afterall they will be my team next season.
>repeat won’t be easy says man not on the same team but wishes he was
Because people that came into our hotel now are 70 years old, they arent into bowling much. But a retarded family is playing now so there is someone to piss me off at last
Nate from Alberta is seeething today
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
just did a viciously smelly and splattery stamkos lads
>about to finally watch >my team do something after all these months
LADS
HOCKEY
Imagine being a lightning fan and watching them get swept by a team who’s never won a playoff series
Imagine getting utterly humiliated by ted
What a blunder that would be.
Imagine being a >rags fan and watching your team sign an against russian for 1/8th of your cap hit
Imagine watching a team lose all of their best players for nothing
watch the 2/28 islanders vs laffs game
st-st-standings...
imagine winning 62 games then allowing a bunch of ohiofags to dab all over you
>95259562
>62
based
who are you making up names for now retard
(You)
>"Smashville" actually written on the ice
Just cringed right out of my skin.
almost as cringe as the banners they have
Even me, a NHL newbie thinks that is cringe
Which banner is trashville going to hang next? My money is “biggest sunbelt fags”
The only banners that should be hung are division titles, retired players, and cup win banners
Wtf were they really the best 4 years in a row? That is sick
1939 will commence again
yep. best team for 5 years until the oilers ended it in 1984. They still hold the north american record for most playoff series won consecutively with 19, which isnt getting touched at all
>oilers
They are the most boring team in my opinion, but I know they had Gretzky so they are praised.
Because Nate from Alberta is real
Prospects are shitting the bed, lads.
Kurribabby
Joke of the day: jack hughes 1st overall
Joke of the day: finland seething
Whats presidents trophy? Does Orange Man hands it personally?
Best regular season trophy
the team with the most points in the regular season
top team in the REGULAR season gets this irrelevant ass trophy. It means shit because the presidents trophy winner usually gets eliminated before even coming close to the ECF/WCF
Presidents trophy is a fair banner to raise, you have to have the best record over 82 games and that's an impressive feat. The div champ and conference champ are pretty sad to raise though.
Still isnt as bad as basebore banners
>having a banner just to make a 1 game elimination game
So... no Orange Man skating?
He looked absolutely miserable in the prospect tournament so far. Let alone starting as center i'm not sure he's gonna be in the NHL next season.
fuck off dumb pole
It has absolutely nothing to do with the US President you fucking nimrod.
this is the post
only 4 weeks left till jack hughes will be exposed. feels good
Woah fuck off yourself. If something is named Presudential then it is fucking obvious it's a presidential matter. But not in Leafland I see
i shall add: kakko boys in the middle, both girls represent every murican who blindly ate hughes hype
>It's another year of Binland overhyping some mongol bust
Where have I seen this before....
Jesse desu
MALDING
dont worry it will continue since we will have top3 picks atleast next three drafts
Yes henlo I was told Laine was being traded today
For me, it's taking a hit to make a play.
Sorry lad, trade's been cancelled because nobody wants him.
For me, its playing MY game
For me, it's dumping a puck to make a buck
for me it's not taking any hits and prolonging my career so i can make more money and not be dead on age 28 like Lucic and Perry.
I just want to get pucks deep and yet a leaf is bullying me.
why does brad lambert play for fingolia?
Better stigma to play for Finland compared to Canada.
>why does someone want to represent country which is 95% white compared to country that is 45% asian and 15% muslim and 40 white
hmm i wonder...
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me up front
thinking about eating 1kg of ground beef
Bombers win banjo bowl
>finland
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kino on the menu
Team jumping faggot.
have sex
>finland
>Blues-Detroit
ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
They won't be my first team. Vegas lifelong
>finland
>white
none here can read your hinga dinga durgen language lars. spiik in inglis
Finland can't talk shit until they win an olympic gold
what is that mongoloid looking language?
binlan SCAARRR
please dont disrespect mickey mouse tournament winners like that
these dudes failed in school
>empty recycle bin
>finland appears on the screen again
Don't pretend you don't understand Pekka.
>mfw the packers win the superbowl
thats one gay dog
Who is this cock commandant?
believe it or not but im actually an university of eastern finland BVLL
Yeeaah, I'm gonna have to see a diploma
hokej
Proves that even the lowest of the low can succeed in Finland.
BASED
you pass swedish tests by rambling random words. nobody cares
>eastern "finn"
come back in about 2025, im extremely lazy when it comes to studying
Let's be real here, I won't
wings vs blues prospect game
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>southern "finns"
>western "finns"
i got professional proficiency for swedish language diploma and dont know any words in sweidsh
Fuck off. One of the biggest alphas in the World is eastern finn.
are you planning to die before that by allahu ackbar??
that's fucking gay as hell desu
based Keke(real name Keijo).
>dont teach your only son finnish and let him identify with mothers nationality
>alpha
ok retard
Are you planning on becoming more if an incel?
I can't blame him knowing how much shit on Keke got on by finnish "fans".
t.real boomer.
(also nico drove under finnish flag in the carting and lower classes but changed it to germany because of better sponsors)
The only Finnish people worthwhile are the northern ones
Bulju is a Swede.
i live in kirkko nummi
>tunnistettu
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You don't need muslims and niggers when you have these wiggers on the street. If it was up to me these guys would get a bullet to the head.
>Kirkkonummi
>spurgus
>druggies
>hurris
so which one are you?
it's ironic
>prospect games
>it's really just chl castoffs vs echl players
Rather watch beer league
when is marinara going to sign :(
watch out for those hand grenades
Watch out for the basement door
watch out for my giant cock
I will. stay safe sven
Bit gay dude, bit gay
Thanks, you too Pekka
>wont leave early because people are enjoying SPA
Why are normies like this? It is just hot water and/or steam
I know that feel. The clients at my work never leave before they have too. It's pretty annoying at times.
>it's ironic
Is it though?
Literally who?
how to get fit polish gf?
lose weight
lose weight
gain height
gain muscle
Will they fold in 2021?
I'm talking about Mitch Mariner duh
>whl team folding
theyre located in tacoma so I doubt that. WHL teams can stay in NHL cities like edmonton and calgary, and vancouver also
who's the best player they get through player stealing?
Winnipeg has a NHL AHL and WHL team
>a woman reffing a men's game
This equality thing has gone too far
Oh him. Never.
Those are Canadian cities though. Seattle is an apehoop town
Mitch Marner
>seattle is an apehoop town
>the cuck commentator who tried to sound happy that the refs are gender mixed
Isn't it though? Too me it seems like the biggest reason why they wanted an NHL team is because they don't have the Supersonics anymore
antonio brown to the cfl when?
don’t want his nigger antics infecting my blue bombies let him go to the loins
Can't find my team's game.
onhockey dot tv
It's on TSN1 TSN3 and TSN5
Stop infecting this thread with niggercollide shit
it’s not my fault swedes aren’t masculine enough for Canadian football
this swede needs to go.
general reminder that this is also a /cfl/ and /curl/ community
also Yea Forums side board during big four PPVs
/hoc/ runs Yea Forums and Yea Forums
>masculine
>watching a bunch of fat nogs hugging
I think I finally understand your country know
Make me, faggot
Hes going to Canucks lad
also, hockey sometimes
>fucking Michigan
i'd like to put that thing some where deep
Only if the Raiders take the 6 gorillion man
Arena food kino
Gary can’t play for the Raiders it would be a conflict of interest
Not talking about Gary dumb dumb.
yes I’ll have orange chicken, egg roll and hot and sour soup
Don't know what any of that is m8.
I DONT SEE ANY COUSIN FUCKING REGINANS HERE TODAY
>Voided 29 million GUARANTEED money to angrily dispute 50k of fines with owner
是的我会吃橙子鸡蛋,鸡蛋卷和酸辣汤
Honestly could you imagine living in a place in bum fuck no where saskatchewan called REGINA?
I'm not Kippers.
roughrider is just a code word for gay buttfucking
as a long time Jets fan, No
>food
>niggercollide
Sask is based, especially the toon
Regina doesn't seem like the most original of cities
stop, my nipples are already rock solid
my blue bombies just need to make them play our game and not make any mistakes
Don't know what to have for lunch lads
orange chicken, egg roll and hot and sour soup
是的我会吃橙子鸡蛋,鸡蛋卷和酸辣汤
just woke my mind up
just hit my bro’s dude pen in the bar lads
based Kip Kip orbiters
didn't know you're at the spike today, lad
>farts at my dog's face to greet him after comming back home
>so does he
wtf why are dogs so based
Shut the fuck up Sweden.
post Polska doge
no but shall be watching the bombies win the Grey Cup at the spike
At least Regina is the best thing that has ever come out of Finland
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Also Finnbros, how do i get a cute Finnish gf like this (without chlamydia)?
it's too late, I can do that once the Sun will greet me with its rays in the morning
i went to the /cfb/ thread, lads
it were awful
>glad I'm back
>diplomats
Are they allowed to fight?
Welcome back, did you being a souvenir?
Yes, I brought back some Ghost of Kyle Brotzman
he made a few appearances today
Cfb thread is full of casual tripfags that literally only follow one school each and cries like a bitch when they lose because harassing 17 year olds on Twitter all they have. They're all stupid too. State school was too tough to get into so they go to Juco and still tell recruits to "come to town" as if they live in LA and not Alta Vista. Which is being generous at the same time I'm demeaning them. Cali's too nice for them. They're sub sunbelt tier. They're all worthless southerners. Yes, I watch /cfb/. No, I don't even have nightmares of visiting their godforsaken general.
Spooky, put it back
>handegg
grim stuff
I'm watching the Banjo Bowl and the A&M game because Im a top notch sports fan
*farts in finnish*
I have a nicer arm than Streveler. I could realistically be a starting QB or kicker or Slot in the CFL. Sneaky athletic
I put it back for you
Holy shit, Kyle is still playing football
>for the local Idaho indoor team
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klingberg is cool guy
I have the next thread ready to go
So we're all back in agreement the bombers are the best team inthe CFL again?
>95270856
That's fucking filthy. Are you doing this on purpose to get a rise out of everybody
Very bigoted of Klingberg. I think Dallas should send him on a sensitive camp, so he can learn to respect other countries cultures.
Clean your fucking grill, Ted.
95270953
What do you think retard
When are the bombies on tonight
literally playing now, idiot
>dirty grill steaks on the ol' Dirt Devil vacuum cleaner box kitchen table
CLEAN THE GRILL TED
*clap clap clapclapclap*
that might be the worst pic of teds grill ive seen yet
>28-3
UHHHHHH
Deeeecent
Yeah and it’s only halftime who /ouryear/ here
>"dude lets have this one team keep winnining in our league"
hockey
Hal > Will > Sam > Ted > Randy
how many new /hoc/ threads do we need today boiz?
70
One made by me
watching the us open final over the cfl lads
>dyke tennis
Fuck off retard
When will the NHL get the transgender hockey star itr deserves?
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Bulju
no the stampeders are better