/Heem/ - End Wrestling FOR GOOD Edition

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>But you see, the win isn't ACTUALLY a win because I really don't like him!

Shamil Abdulkerimov was a b-b-b-beast, can't believe Khabib pulled it off

GADOOSH!
>HEEM SLEEPY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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I'm outtie

better tie that noose

>name 1 good khabib win

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Don't just go out alone, brother.
Alhamdulillah!

Stream fags on suicide watch

a piece of your mind

Canbib Bumogomedov's signature win is against a real estate agent who took the fight on one day's notice.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Silva vs Adesanya. The chess match was extremely lacking, and without a solid grasp of footwork most of the techniques will appear more impressive than they really were to a typical casual. There’s also Silva's ineffective mind games, which were pointlessly woven into his game plan- his personal style draws heavily from fake kung fu movies, which is why it doesn't work. The fans don't understand this stuff; they lack the intellectual capacity to truly acknowledge the lack of depths of these fights, to realise that they’re not entertaining- they say nothing deep about FIGHTING. As a consequence people who like Silva vs Adesanya truly ARE idiots- of course they would appreciate, for instance, the non-strategy in Silva's leg slapping, which wasn't a cryptic reference to Ryan Hall's epic match against Maynard. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those CHESS MATCH casuals nodding their heads in agreement as Anderson Silva's nonsensical tactical staring unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

How'd that work out last time?

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Lads im on a 24 hour shift and i will be out just two hours before ufc start tell me your best advice for getting energized for the heeems

Lolby Duckington

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September 7...eeerm... will be....uuhhhh... heem day.

I’ve never seen such a thin skinned person in my life kek

*heems u*

should i jack off or watch lfa

*claps hands*
heh

Power nap and cocaine

There hasn't been a champ with a good win since Sherk

I don't know, what are you jacking off to?

Usman vs Leon is happening according to my sources

Think I fucked up bros

>Long-term gf just broke up with me
>At the gym training getting my mind off shit
>notice cute bjj girl is has been looking at me for some time
>smile at her and wave a little
>go back to hitting the bag
>lock up to see her standing next to me
>asks me what's wrong
>little reluctant, think it's a trick
>It isn't
>she was dumped recently too
>asks me on a date with one condition
>"name 1 good khabib win"
>start to cry
>get embarrassed and fart watery diarrhea all over my singlet
>smear shit all over the window and ask her to marry me
>mfw she said no

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genuinely laughed

She was an idiot anyway user. If she thinks dislike for khabib invalidates his perfect record she's subhuman scum.

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can't believe the judges missed his funny faces

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It's almost fight day and Khabib/MJ still has more views than Khabib/Conor

This without a doubt finally proves that Michael Johnson is a bigger drawl than Conor and finally gives us an answer to that age old question.
Thanks for coming to my 2nd Ted talk

Why didnt you say poirier??

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poirier finished pettis
does pettis have better subs than khabob?

So you're using a proxy then. Cause it's 5am in the UK, stupid.

Conor won the story

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more like penis

Lawler's a roiding cheat
fuck him

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Shahbulat Shamhalaev

What's best ufc ppv promo and why is the creepy lullaby for ufc 201

m.youtube.com/watch?v=95Xxip3rxnQ

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>some people on this board unironically thought this fight was a robbery

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I miss Lorenzo

rory can't avoid straight lefts

Vusal Bayramov

Why does Elias offer no resistance here? He's not even trying to get off the guy's shoulder

I miss Burt Watson

4D chess. Elias is a high IQ fighter.

did anybody score the match between him and the bear?

Before I knew it, Khabib had released his semen deep inside of me. It felt like he'd unloaded at least a gallon in there. Little did I know, it that wasn't semen. He removed his flaccid member from inside me with an audible *plop*, and within seconds the flood gates were unleased. The head of his penis acting like a cork for my asshole, a barrage of warm brown sludge leaked, then poured, then squirted, and finally rocketed out all over the poor fella. I was shocked, and more embarrassed than anything. As I turned to apologize to the champ, I was surprised to see him giggling and playing around with the feces like a child playing with food, dragging his index finger around through the chunks. So that's why I coined the term "Diarrheabib".

Shit like this makes me want to heem /heem/

youtube.com/watch?v=Uhx7_7mItIw
duude

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>coined the term
well you can "coin" whatever you want I already invented it

Believe in Ben

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i believe he's a smashed can

Would be the worst selling PPV in UFC history

youtube.com/watch?v=mRenlkDvPpY

My sources tell me Ben will fight Masvidal for the title Nov 2 at MSG.

> beat former LW champion anthony pettis
> beat former LW champion eddie alvarez
> beat former LW WSOF champion justin gaethje
> beat FW champion Max Holloway
no reason he can't beat khabob

What was going through his head here?

A knee

Uh, because Khabib is better than all those bums?

couldnt beat conor but in his defense, that was prime conor

He beat Joe Duffy who beat Conor

tfw no Fedor bf

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nigger you gay

he would rip your boi pussy in half

bye bye, bum canadian guy
tried to shadowbox a win but he should have just tried
and them judges there were sipping monsters cage side
asking "Was that a standing hammer?, Why?"
"Was that a standing hammer? Why?"

They were scoring
No rounds for that effeminate guy
told him "go enjoy invicta where you can hold signs"
and the fans were laughing as they wiped tears from their eyes
saying "can't believe this pussy, Eli(as"

wasnt prime conor

If submission "attempts" count for appoints what's stopping me from claiming I was attempting a triangle literally every second of the fight?

pretty sure this is what adelaide byrd does

Said Akhmed

points*

conor wins the rematch

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> lost to swanson but beat holloway who beat swanson
> lost to mcgregor but beat joe duffy who beat conor
> lost to michael johnson but beat gaethje who beat johnson
porier is the mma math killer
khabob beating johnson and conor works against him here

i enjoy your pottery good sir. Where might i aquire a copy of your works

Ben wins the rematch

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I agree, Conor can beat Sitenkov.

Do you have the heem of Theod's viscious hammer strike against Noggerson?

i am /heem/ newfag, why are they making zabit fight calvin kattar after 7 months?

Khabib never lost a round

OK which one of you wrote this

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This is powerful.

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>also a fan of All Tranny Wrestling
yikesola

He loses to all of them

>unfortunately
fucking islamophobe

You should get into shootboxing. If you lock in a submission, you get what's called a "catch" which gives you points even if your opponent doesn't submit. You get a "shoot" for every successful throw.

Shoot boxing is pretty cool. Glad I was in the tape trading community way back when and got my hands on a ton of late 80s stuff.

Yang is a Khabib fan

beast of a prediction right there

He gets starched by Duffy in the 2nd

When I think "Chicom", I think Andrew Yang

What did he mean by this?

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youtube.com/watch?v=TizLjqv6OUw

Because what you claim doesn’t mean shit in a fight. It’s what the three brain dead retards think. It’s the octagon not a courthouse where you plead your case

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FUCKING CAZZIE

ahahahaha

Proved that he’s a cazzie

he thinks they are cool guys

Fucking based

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We all picked Cormier

Also Diaz looked like shit

thats a good dana

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>We all picked Cormier
nope

Aldo's about to eat a spinning hook kick here
it's like they knew he was getting heemed

I PICKED THE PRIDE OF OHIO

Stipe looked like a bum and you should have picked Cormier even though he technically lost

What went wrong?

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too bad I picked Stipe and he ended up winning, I could have been arguing the story with you now

Nothing

Why the fuck is the main card at 6 am tomorrow? I can't get up for that. What time will the main event be? Like 7.30?

he's a manlet

Sand people

lmao what a BUM

china card was worse

youtube.com/watch?v=MnAxKohNpOQ

Nah that was 10pm here. US cards are the best, they're sunday afternoon here. Perfect time

Is it true his head actually got bigger or is it just an illusion because he's bald now. Or did he take HGH

all guys who start roids early and never stop end up with that same weird old-arnold look. kinda hard to describe but theyre all kinda vascular and sloppy at the same time.

Im gonna be genuinely sad when a true heemer like dustin just gets laid on for 5 rounds by khabib lads

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It's at 3:00 pm here
pretty comfy tbeh

Just don't go to sleep.

Too old for that shit

any Sydneysiders staying up for the card

Move you big dummy

Is anyone here unironically a Kebab fan?

no
Fuck Khabib
Fuck Islam
Conor wins the rematch

Your mum looks like a bum u favela dweller
No one sane picked cormier

He's the best at hugging a guy for 15 minutes

can't stand the boring ass neanderthal, hope he gets heemed every time he fights

Ye gonna have a nap till like 6-7, head to the bottle o and do an all nighter because I have no life

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Zheili WANG

(wang is slang for dick)

Hate him. Hate all those muslim russians with names ending with V's

Roidhead, isnt just a derogatory term
Their heads do swole up

Stipe got his ugly Amerigoblin face punched in for 20 minutes. He stood in front of Cormier and ate 300 punches to his receding chin.

Lmao, this takes me back

What about Magomed Magomedov?

Yes but im a fan of jon jones and mayweather aswell and will clown them the moment they lose

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you've motivated me to stay up

based

>picking le eye poking black man

>
Jones lost his last fight.

Ya seethe?

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one might even say DC was winning until he lost

Put the Jordan flag back on

Stipe is the best HW ufc ever had
Arguably best HW ever
Also stipe is a proud croatian

On a side note, you brazilians have no right to call anyone goblins
Your only champ is a roided up monkey with a wig
Also id mogg you irl kid

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I am

You have no right to pretend you are better than Brazil in anything. Especially not in MMA.

sopa de macaco

>"Khabib throws a jab down the middle, Dustin parries."
>"You know what's interesting to me is how the weight cut is affecting Khabib right now compared to Dustin. We know they both have trouble making it to 155, so the question is whose cardio is going to win out here."
>"You're not wrong there, Joe, as we enter the last minute of the 2nd round on our Modelo fight clock."
>"And we heard what Dustin said--nice right by Dustin there--he said he wanted--Oh again with that hook! Khabib might be--OHHHHHHH!!!"
>"KHABIB IS WOBBLED THAT WAS A BIG SHOT"
>"OH AND AGAIN, KHABIB IS IN BIG TROUBLE HERE! HE NEEDS TO--OHHHHH!!!! THAT'S IT HE'S OUT, HE'S OUT!
>"WELL WE HAVE YOUR NEW LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION RIGHT HERE TONIGHT IN ABU DABI! THE MAN FROM LOUISIANA! DUSTIN! POIRER!

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stop posting your cringe shounen fanfic you coin slot eye piece of shit

Mental illness

If Dustin somehow wins, the sand people will collectively shit their pants. In fact most muslims will probably claim it was fixed.

his friends are dead, they all blew eacho ther... up! :^) xD

I'm an ironic fan of every fighter and unironically a fan of no fighter

youtube.com/watch?v=ffFBdWBp0NE

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Im actually gonna pay attention to the womens fights.

Post moras and kgb for pregame brothers

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Bearbib The Beagle Bearmagobeardov

Out of 210milion "people" you cant find a HW thats good, i like jds but he is well past his time

Croatia has the population of 4 milion, maybe 5-6 with diaspora and one of US is the best HW ufc ever had, not a brazilian

Let that sink in
Dont ever give me a you or diss stipe again

Ill give you 3 sports we fuck you up in
Handball, basketball, waterpolo

Spermcock The Pissdick Nauseawhoregaydov

did you invent that?

youtube.com/watch?v=cHFYEQRnQew

thawlts on bio innergetics?

that's been done

cacabib

dustin a fag acting like hes some noble warrior who started from the bottom and constantly beat adversity

every single fucking fighter has the exact same story. nobody starts at the end. what a bunch of reddit shit

>start balding
>instantly hop on celltech and get lots of shitty tattoos
Many such cases.

How many Brazilian or of Brazilian descent UFC champions are there? 0? Ok shut the fuck up now.

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>Yet the lower-income group used their multimedia devices more than twice as much as the wealthier folks used theirs, spending more than 39 hours a month watching content on that screen, compared with just 18.4 hours for wealthier users.

you poorfags watching tv/'streaming'?

Stipe looked like a bum and if you watch the fight you would agree

Yeah I know, this was just my tribute to it

Hes probably been fuckin her all week

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nate diaz was coddled

Nah, I'm gonna get up early instead and go watch it with some mates.

Who should I out my currency on? Khabib or Dustin

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At least Khabib had his father. Dustin probably didn't have that

Bet the farm on habib

Ferguson beats Khabib by tko. Every time he lands an elbow he opens a cut.

insecurity

UFC ruined him, he was surrounded by sweaty black men and changed himself to appeal to them.

dustin

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Ausbros are you gonna stay up? I'm only interested in the main event so I doubt I will.

Dustin "The Diamond" Poirier.

One more run at Jon Jones brother

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Anthony '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''lionheart''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' Smith

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early sleep then wake up early and realise the card sucks but then enjoy the main event

felder lol yeah like i give a shit, 2 clowns who would never have anything for khabib or tony

poirer has less of a chance than canor kek

khabib looks like planet of the apes

You do not enjoy it? Dustin will win though.

This is shopped lol

diaz 1 was cool cause hed fight anyone, even if hed get smashed in a wrestling match by GSP, he had a crack

diaz 2 is gonna shed all his fans by being a little picky bitch,

>muh realfighter belt

cringe as fuck

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fake and cringe

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>Nate Diaz will fight anyone anywhere anytime

wow would he fight a wrestler

>........................................................

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DUSTIN THE DIAMOND POIRIER

>Gangster Bowl

onions

Why do so many pundits say Dustin will win? Does he have some x factor I'm not aware of? Someone how people think he has a better chance than Conor.

Because Conor cracked Khabibs chin and Dustin is guaranteed to flush it.

This fake wannabe nice guy act that Dustin puts on is honestly pathetic and it makes me sick. I see right through that bullshit. He's just another POS hoodlum and I cannot wait until Khabib puts a hole in his head.

please buy our ppv

conor has a chance against mayweather too, just check out all these boxers and mma fighters who say so

good grapple and great stamina

Big ToTo Bless.

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tony mogged werdum hard. tonys autism is his secret alpha

Tony has that manlet ego
Werdum would murk him

everyone has great stamina before they get wrestled for 10 minutes. its a non-advantage.

also not a great grappler at all, hes a good boxer though, but less than conor, so thats not gonna matter, khabib will get the takedown within the first minute and itll be the same show as conor except he might last till the 5th

Hugbib The Huggle Hugmagohugdov

Because he's strong as fuck and an absolute battler. Watch.

It's not fake and he's not a nice guy. Faggot journalists keep trying to push the narrative, watch his interviews he is visibly annoyed when these gay reporters try to to be his friend or score points by bring up his wife. Even with Theo on the podcast he was annoyed at times. He's not a nice guy at all but he's not the one doing the pretending.

I pick stipe pettis and costa fuck the rest

Only got stipe right because Yoel won that shit my dude

youtube.com/watch?v=2cxnsciQ1BA

Did the boy die because Dustin killed him?

It's #HabibTime

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just suck his cock already fagboy

I
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE KHABIB
I BELIEVE KHABIB IS
I BELIEVE KHABIB IS BITCH
I BELIEVE KHABIB IS BITCH
I BELIEVE KHABIB IS BITCH

fuck you khabib.

did he killed sean gares?

Masvidal vs Diaz announcement tomorrow

oh wow 2-2 can vs 1-1 can in a battle for cazzies

I train on and off at ATT in coconut creek, and while obviously I haven't spoken with Mike Brown directly, one of my buddies there trains with him. He told me that the plan for Dustin was to weather the storm in the early rounds, defend as many takedowns as possible, let Khabib advance some positions, and then scramble when there's an opening, get back to the feet and circle out. Rinse and repeat for the first few rounds, and then when Khabib starts to slow down and let off the gas pedal in the 3rd or 4th like he always does, push off the fence and light Khabib up with boxing combos. Specifically lots of straights and uppercuts. The goal is a knockout in the later rounds. Albeit, this was a couple months ago, so things might have changed since

;_;

If he tries to let Khabib advance positions there won't be a third round got to get out there and start str8 bangin

seems a little soon for diaz

Mike Brown told me he's going to spam flying knees until one connects.

Thanks for the info, khabib mght be susceptible ti uppercuts, he defends hooks pretty good with that high guard

Thing is he might gass till the 3rd 4th and take too much dmg

Dustin

>le can! le cazzie!
I thought all you bums fucked off after Nate brutalized your boy Pettis

so who does conor fight for his return?

Even if this is BS, I can still see it.

But the thing is how do we know porrier will have a good enough gas tanks especially after being taken down a few times?

"The Diamond"

no one here boys the heartlet pettis

Lol you gullible retards, I just made all that up

GODDAMMIT WHERES THE FUCKING PICKS!!!!

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Dull diamond
NO hope diamond

I left my Afro pick in your moms bush you fucking cazzie bitch

Dustin "The Poomond" Poirier

he said he got perma banned so he can't do picks anymore

I want to stay up all night but I'll be shattered by the time the fight starts and probably fall asleep

Poirier

Khapoo "The Poogle" Poogapoomepoo

>yeah turns out Diaz isnt a needle mover again

people dont give a fuck about Diaz Pettis

we wanted to watch the HW champions go at it again

Listen to the experienced euros, if u really want to watch the fight, go to sleep wake up for the main card, you wont fuck up your sleep schedule totally
And its easy to bounce back

literally everyone at the arena was there to see diaz

hold on brother i cant let you get close

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lmao i hope everyone at the arena is what drives profits and not PPV you fucking imbecile

diaz is a bigger draw than dc

fuck off go shoot up another mosque ufc will be popular in north america and asia but never there

nobody is a bigger draw than stipe DC 2

manlets ITT and elsewhere overvalue themselves.

people didnt go ringside to watch fucking pettis fight.

go back to soccer or something that rewards being a manlet and dont try to participate in combat sports that punish the small and frail

Uhm Diaz mogs DC

He had everything but he foolishly decided not to retire and lost everything

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I watched for stipe v dc 2, though i share that dude's flag so you'll just call me samefag

whats going on with israels face

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me with gambling

If true that's stupid. That's literally 'what did conor do wrong, and try and do better'. Do they not realize khabibs team will be aware that khabib was gassed in the third and fourth? Do they seriously think he's not going to adjust, maybe instead of g and p for two rounds with pillows he'll be more aggressive on a submission. This is really stupid if the case.

thanks yuro

they photoshopped his face on a guy

conor couldnt even stay alive with floyd mayweather
dustin went five rounds with max without both of them looking tired

Who's reffing Khabib vs Dustin?

Letting one of the best grapplers have his way for 3 rounds and hoping he fails and is gassed and lighting him up in the 4th is planning for failure rather than fighting for success. You either play to win strategically on your own terms or you're going to lose. Fucking stupid.

to add, maybe they think because conor defended the submission for so long dustin can too, but khabib was insanely cautious with his grappling. he probably could've subbed earlier but you saw how long he spent just working for side control because he was being super cautious. He probably could've advanced way earlier but was so insistent on tying conor up ensuring there was nothing he could do and no room for error

Herb Dean

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Lads... Less than 10 hours away.. What's everyone going to eat during the fights?

didn't wanna get mogged by half maori half white aussie genetics

creampie

>becomes mma legend and paves the wave for future stars from Russia
>almost no ethnic slavs follow his lead, most just fuck around in irrelevant organizations
>own brother goes off the rails
>instead the biggest movement is from the Caucuses and they wont even mention each other cause of personal beef

He didnt deserve to get justed this way.

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Breakfast because fuck waking up in the morning

Vicodin

Fight back CB.
CB last warning or I'm stopping the fight.
CB fight back.
CB improve your position or I'm stopping it.

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khabib looked like shit at the early weigh ins
peahead by tko in the 4th

be the change you want in the world

The return of Canada, just kidding some guy sniped it from me and I had no reason to continue it

youtu.be/Yzzm8-QLF-Y
BET THE HOUSE ON DUSTIN

>fights start in 6 hours
Yea I'm not waking up for this shit

>300 shots
>couldn't knock him down
DC is done, Latifi would flush him.

wake up America.2 bongs till the fights

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stipe is american

I bought some dutch honey waffles
Shit is so fucking good

Yes, and?

ugh

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It's 2:30 AM in Louisiana.

30 BINGS

good ol' Molson to start the morning with some eggs n bacy

anyone else gonna listen to the based massage asmr UFC 242 stream?
youtube.com/watch?v=cIQE-YX8ytk

Greece 10:30 savage I know

i just massaged my wiener. twice

Khabib's defense is really only good against one-hitter quitters like Conor and MJ. Poitier has some of the best boxing combos and flurries in the UFC. On the feet, this is a horrible matchup for Khabib. Especially given that he tends to slow down mid fight.
On the ground, I don't see Dustin getting held down like MJ and Edson, and if Khabib gives Dustin room to breathe like he did with Conor, Dustin will have the cardio to capitalize on that, which is what Conor lacked. I really don't see why Khabib is the favorite here other than the fact that Rogan creams his pants anytime someone mentions Dagestan.

Tldr bet the farm on the boy from Louisiana

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fuck it, I'm gonna stay up all night

why does dustin look so stiff

How many bongs?

Frank Mir had a horseshoe up his ass.

six hours until early prelims

I agree with most of your points but Poirier simply lacks the wrestling skills for me to confidently say he can keep Khabib off of him long enough to win rounds or preserve energy for a ko.

Its going to be Khabib's toughest fight for sure, but I still see it 3 rounds to 2 by lay and pray.

Already cracked a bear open. Am I fucked?

ja ja

>round 3
>both men are beginning to tire, though dustin seems a bit more faded
>dustin timid to flurry khabib with combos has restricted himself to single strike in-and-outs
>khabib flinches his head back with every strike dustin throws though he is not afraid to throw multiple strike combos
>1:30 left in the 3rd round
>dustin feints a switch stance straight into a right overhand
>it connects clean
>CONNECT CLEAN
>Khabib simply stands there as he did against Barboza's headkicks
>Dustin shits himself
>Khabib enters with a flying knee
>Connects to Dustin's glass jaw
>Dustin gets wobbled and falls over
>Khabib full mounts him and elbows him three dozen times to the temple
>Herb Dean watches intently
>Clock runs out on Round 4
>Dustin somehow carries himself over to his corner
>"You're taking too much damage Dustin, you're down 3 rounds, you gotta finish it!!!"
>Dustin runs forward and slips into one kf Khabib's takedowns
>So disoriented he gets caught in a late 5th round kimura
>Taps
>Is wheelchaired out of Octagon
>Loses consciousness waiting for ambulance
>Slips into a coma
>Brain swelling
>Can no longer speak or move but retains his mental faculties
>Everyone believes he is a vegetable
>DC comes to visit Dustin since he also lives in Lafeyette
>Dustin's wife says "ohhh DC you are so sweet, no one visits anymore"
>They comfort each other over the memories of Prime Dustin
>They end up romanticly entangled and fuck in front of Dustin's wheelchair as he is helplessly forced to watch
>DC comes over every day and fucks Dustin's wife as his new existence is a literal cuckold
>Hospital orderlies regularly show up to change Dustin's diapers, and end him sticking their dicks in his mouth and posting the video online
>Dustin tries to scream but he cant move or escape this paralyzed hell
>Khabib with 18 title defenses now sees the video and has a chuckle
>Khabib says "He looks familiar, who was this guy again?

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it's 10am you bastard

should have filmed it

Butter hell

AAAAHHHHH KHABIB GET OFF MY LEG

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just heard the card is starting soon
just made myself a sandwich for it

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A bear?

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Sabah elkhir

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10pm somwhere, right haha :D
It got away

Sabah elnoor

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Is it really that depressive in finland you have to drink this early alone?
I dont want to be that guy to tell you this
But maybe you need help

>Dustin trashed by conor and johnson
>Both got destroyed by khabib

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Look man. I just wanted to say that I'm sorry for calling you a larper earlier. It was unwarranted and clearly I was in the wrong. From the bottom of my heart, I apologize, my friend.

>Spammy samefagging
kek

Ksomk Dustin Porier

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the cards like 8 hours away stupid

Apology accepted

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Dustin has evolved pretty drastically, and his problem has been his chin (Example: MJ) but it seems like his Chin, or rather his defense has made up for it. Also.. MJ beat Tony Ferguson, losses 5+ years ago don't mean that much with continued success.

Wouldn't pin it on the place, but you wouldn't be the first to say this so what ever.

man fuck fakenewsman

Dustbin "the 2$ trinket" poorier will get mauled by khabib the eagle nurmagomedov, 28-0 inshallah.

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Go on, say it, Tyron was a better champ

27-1

When khabib is finished with dustin tony el duckuy cuckuson is fucked.

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Most of his progress isn't going to do much against Khabib.

Its tough man
Dont give up whatever anyone says
Btw how good is the finnish guy from the prelims? Have you watchled him?

Thanks man, I appreciate it. I'm glad to have put this behind us. Maybe someday we can grab a bite to eat together or something lol idk.

Khabib would get merked by groovy Vanatta

Dude bears

N-N-NOOOOOO

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>olive on the pizza
big yikes

Kebab vs Slampig, who ya got?

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woah lets not go around saying things we cant take back

Volkanovski is based and a future champ

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she would heem nunes

Thanks breh. I saw him won the Frenchman in his first fight and then get brutally heemed against Diakiese. Don't know much about him desu.

Oh for sure don't get dropped by Mendes

Always makes me chuckle because the hog manhandles a pretty big sized dude

>getting in the way of feeding time
lol he was asking for it desu

I have a feeling that Dustin is going to hurt Khabib pretty bad in the first with an uppercut -> left hook, but Khabib will smash him for the next 3 rounds and win the fight after that.

Oh wait he lost to some other frenchie before that my bad

fuck you khabib

>s-send location

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Here's another incoming aussie, future champ probably

seethe more americ*id

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im only watching the khabib fight
they fucked the schedule up for me

Stream anyone for the khabib fight?

watching zubaira and machakev getting heemed will be kino

crackstreams.com/mmastreams/watch-ufc-242-khabib-vs-poirier/

thank you based user

Seething, khachad will end the dustbin meme.

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>missing a barboza fight

nigga has never had a boring fight

aren't you filthy rich anyway? greedy mofo

around what time will the main event start? i stayed up thinking the card would start at 8pm

fuck i miss joanna as champion, its not the same anymore

Canbib right now = Cyborg before Nunes

Only fought cans, and didn't even look impressive against most of them. But somehow got the unbeatable hype going on.

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9bongs cca

11-12 bongs

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twitter.com/danawhite/status/1170041063408431104

>conor
>edson
>iaquinta
>johnson
>horcher
>RDA
>tibau
>cans
ok retard

yes

DAMN KHABIB GOT THE BELT FROM THIS GUY?!!

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All of them past prime, and Khabib looked good against Horcher and maybe Conor. Thanks for proving my point.

Val not scared to slut it up in Abu Dhabi

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cope

>On the ground, I don't see Dustin getting held down like MJ

What has ever shown Dustin to be a better wrestler than MJ? Hint: Nothing

Khabib via first round KO (punches)
sorry Dustin

Dustin wins in R2 (RNC)
Screencap this.

He's literally never lost a round

Dustin via knee & tko

Dustin wins by TKO with a flying superpunch (R1 0:13)

>name 1 good khabib win
all of them

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While he won the story he did ultimately lose the 3rd round to MacGraigor

Khabib wins via submission (R4 1:44)

Khabib wins major dec. Rooting for Poirier tho.

Got my pillow and duvet ready for the Khabib fight, just in case he turns it into a snoozefest like usual.

Barboza or Felder tho

Dustin wins via belly-to-belly TKO (R5 2:43)

Felder although Barboza is always dangerous and can end it with a spinning meme shit at any moment.

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Guys I heard from Mike brown that Dustin is gonna pull a schaub shutdown on khabib tonight and win on points
But you didn't hear it from me

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Barboza via decapitation (spinning wheel kick)

What's more pathetic, winning a belt against Al Iaquinta or Tonya Evinger?

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Bro shut the fuck up retard

Never defending a belt
Winning your belt from Kevin Pee

Barb oza

>winning against al iaquinta
>pathetic
honestly just off yourself at this point

>Never defending a belt

That comes after, cope harder. But I agree, and defending once against a guy with 1 fight at LW who haven't fought in two years, and then keep ducking for a year is basically the same. Like Bisping "defending" against Hendo.

Felder R3 (Strikes - Barboza forced to punch himself)

I’m literally the only reason I come here anymore. Might just start reading my diary desu

How is Bj Penn so swarthy if his parents are american and korean?

based 2bh

>Prelims 5pm GMT
>Main card 7pm GMT
Why has Dana let the UFC get so good? More fights from China and the sand people please.

>ducking for a year
Bruh...

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How is that supposed to be relevant to anything I said?

messi?

go drink some beers on me lad

If you come at me in the street with that hippy dippy pajama shit I'm cracking your melon

That’s assault brother

You aren't very bright, are you?

Hungry Conor would, Rich Conor is a mess and has no cardio after one round. Too much cocaine, too much partying, they weaken the soul.

What is this build called?

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My boy Khabib will win easily

DMT

>marrying a coalburner and taking her negress daughter
He is paying her toll

>Unfortunately
fucking chink

chinkroids

this

Choose wisely

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Made weight and ready to go, Alhamdulillah! LET'S GO KHABIB!!! 28-0 INSHAALLAH!!!

traps and big shoulders usually mean an actually dangerous wmma fighter

It's very well writen, considering it comes from a Japanese. I could hear them when I read it. Anyway, it will be more like this:
>Here we go.
>Dustin has solid boxing, he's very dangerous and...
>And Khabib takes him down
(20 minutes of smash)
>And still
>Asalamaricón maricón sala

The eagle will pick up the diamond and put it in the trash

Not an argument.

Lafayette's Finest

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>tfw khabib and his whole clique will come out to goat farmer music the whole card

watch all the arabs magically disappear when kebab gets exposed for the can that he is

Bro Khabib MAULS people!!!

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DC? damn straight

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ya seethe?

vocaroo.com/i/s1xVHH9bN4wx
archive.org/details/Hallili_201807/انا جنوبي.mp3
soundcloud.com/abdullah-ulucay-766593371/sets/nasheed

youtu.be/ha3PgrL9Wt8?t=1
youtu.be/Z8ktPGGNiHI?t=9
youtu.be/3k7ixOk-ARA?t=1
youtu.be/y_1YOoZdaLI?t=1
youtu.be/kWzQPXuyvF8?t=1
youtu.be/4NyznCWaQVI?t=2
youtu.be/90XyUlWun9Q
youtu.be/pMfTKK-OFjg?t=1
youtu.be/o1SXDomAEvk?t=1
youtu.be/lEVaupMIbGo?t=1

More like Dawlat al-Islam Qamat begins to blare on the speakers and Dustin gets beheaded

>ya seethe?
>you don't understand, he. wrestled. a. bear.

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Imagine not doing anything back.

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actually do you know what would be nice

a proper MW war
like yoel/whitaker 1/2
or jacare/wideman
or costa/romero
or isreal/kelvin

I'm glad you've finally accepted that Khabitch will meet the same fate as Canmier

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Dustin on the right, Khabestiality on the left

28-0 inshallah

>tfw dele alli does a getting shot celebration

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nice larp, here's a you

t. moor rapebaby

t. yankee roleplayer

Khabib's father, Abdulmanap, watched Dustin's open workouts. This is sure to give Khabib the mental edge on the night of the fight.

He's legit, he posted his currency.

Khabib's father, Abdulmanap, had my balls down his throat approximately 7.25 hours ago

Khabib's father, Asswipeman, jerked off the entire Khabib team last night. This is sure to give Khabib the mental edge on the night of the fight.

why do americans shove faggotry into everything? homos

Thank you Dustin for being an easy fight for Khabib.

standard chips and dip, a few bevvies, maybe some peanuts

twitter.com/AndrewYang/status/1170189876962242562

Pack it in boys

you're all retarded cazzies

I came in Khabib's mouth

Are the early prelims worth watching? I was about to go to sleep and have my alarm set for the prelims

Haha lol guys, wouldn't it be funny if Cazbhib got his head smashed in in a cruzifix, haha?

Porier by 3rd round crusade. Screenshot this.

m'cock

Imagine getting a fight stopped because a guy is in your guard and punching you lmao

>he identifies with a fighter because he shares his religion
oh my cringe
well I suppose because muslims have never been good at anything you take what you can get

"I'll put myself in bad positions to beat Khabib"

Oh no no no Dustin Poirier actually said this

Khobesity

I want kebab to lose but I want to see him versus Tony more.

>maricón
Lmao... don’t forget why you say “ojalá”

Khablob

alright heem, i offer you this

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yeah hope he isn't relying on his actually dangerous grappling to surprise khabib, lots of mma guys have a technique or 2 that i legit against everyone, but khabib is dumb strong

Khabib will be flushed

nike sewing machine mode

epicly b and r'ed

Colbesity

Yeah once Khabib gets a hold of you get smeshed

Dustiny Powerier

4 hours 20 minutes boys, dustbin about to get trashed.

He blocks them with his giant shnoz

cheers

if you are rooting for khabib you're a casual
it's just that simple

I can feel the tension /heem/

Q: How does Dustin win?
A: Far superior boxing technique, faster handspeed, better footwork, better at managing striking range and using footwork to find openings, can land on Khabib by stringing together relentless combinations, has a proven gas tank, has consistently high level grappling throughout his entire career against the absolute best, more experience, higher fight IQ etc.

Q: How does Khabib win?
A: W-Well, he is undefeated...and umm....

I rest my case

insallah my brother

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BASED

excellent post

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Barboza

Khalinically obese

>twitter.com/AndrewYang/status/1170189876962242562

>The only way I can not be in poverty is if the government gives me money

Holy fuck the soviet propoganda has whiped out America in under a generation.

Kek

screencapped

It's over takashi

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I better not see your flag here ever again after Khebab gets shat on.

this
the USA is dead now - the UFC should let it go and focus on the rest of us

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based

we're gonna have to deal with a whole generation of greasy semitic fighters now
simply awful

***UFC 242 PREDICTIONS***

Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. Dustin Poirier
Edson Barboza vs. Paul Felder
Islam Makhachev vs. Davi Ramos
Curtis Blaydes vs. Shamil Abdurakhimov
Mairbek Taisumov vs. Carlos Diego Ferreira

***If you do not include an image in you post your post will not be included***

Khabib
Barboza
Islam
Shamil
Mairbek

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pax christi, brothers

Porier
felder
davi
curtis
ferriera
FUCK MUSLIMS

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Kebab
Edson
Islam
Curtis
Taisumov

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It's good if you're actually training/fighting it means you get to bounce some greasy sand niggers head off the mat

poirier will learn a thing from his buddy masvidal and come out with the flying knee..

Also zubaira wins&Belal muhammad wins too

can't wait to laugh at you fags in full caps when Kebab loses tomorrow
you're all faggot cazzies who bandwagon on Dana's latest hype pet

Dustin
Felder
Islam
Blaydes
Tysumov

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Theres litterally a few of them and they all suck
Only good muslim fighters are avars, thought to fight by slavs

this picture too good holy fuck

>tomorrow
based retard

A Khabib fight is the biggest thing the UFC can put on just now. Of course he's there

Not unanimously. Only one judge voted that.

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great post

4channel is a pistachio website
Put away those peanuts and join team green

Dustin
Barboza
Islam
Curtis
Ferreira

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Muzzies on suicide watch LMAO

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Khabib
Barboza
Makhachev
Blaydes
Taisumov

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Poirier
Barboza (Felder will melt I'm afraid)
Ramos
Adurakhimov (Blaydes will fuck bit up)
Carlos

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...

Wake up Vanessa

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someone make a khabib vs dustin edition for fucks sake

Nurmagomedov
Felder
Ramos
Blaydes
Ferreira

Reposting b/c previous pickster is heemed

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>15 h 55 minutes ago

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Dustin
Felder
Makhachev
Blaydes
Taisumov

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I stand corrected!

Hey, no doubles!

they're right here

Anyone got the heem sleepy webm?

I'm 9 and this is my first time on the internet. What is a "cazzie"?

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HEEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY FIGHT DAY FIGHT DAY FIGHT DAY FIGHT DAY

TRT

I'm so hyped my friend, finally not working on Saturday, on at out time, some of my favourite fighters on the card. Lets go.

they are going to fuck over my Colby again, aren't they?

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complete cazzie(this guy fuckin cried on tv lol)

discord.gg/98KXd4y .

>love Khabib
>great personality, respect for others, dominant fighting style
>can't watch a single video featuring him without seeing a million Muslims sperging out
I almost want Dustin to win just to see the collective shitstorm