/mlb/

cubs fan here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Braves Astros pls

man Gnats were excited about having 7 more games with the Braves

Now they're probably dreading having another five games against them what with Arizona suddenly having a hot streak

He hit 26 home runs last year and now this. How do things change that fast?

Cant wait for astros to win the world series again and watch all the faggot east and west coasters cry so hard they botch their suicides and end up as vegetables that have to watch the astros win over and over again for their miserable lives.

twins fan here btw

i do want some classic kershit so meh i'll be cheering for braves-astros

MLB hitting is something that can leave in a hurry and be really hard to find again once it's gone, see players like Dan Uggla and Chris Davis

i respect that. also fuck the losedians for creating all these cusb falseflaggers

or adam dunn

fuck the losedian retards for creating these cusb falseflagging dumbfucks

REDS WALKOFF

...

>BERDS!!!

stupid fucking cusb falseflag faggots

kek
>gay louis
>it was 4-1

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u-uhm...lol
s-sorry I'm n-new at this... a-and a lit-little bit n-nervous h-hehe. b-but do y-you think I-i can join in the..the u-uhmmm.. g-gay l-louis pos- posting? y-yes. O-oh thankies!!

g-gay louis k-kek

My favorite example is Based Frenchy. He somehow made a long-ish career for himself after losing wunderkind status and he was the nicest guy in the game the whole time.

remember dan ugglas ASG collapse?

Mets got a walkoff walk win today

What's the opposite of >mest?

what the fuck did go wrong for the 2001 mariners?

The 9/11 Yankees

for me it's the cardinals desu

based birds

I too enjoy supporting transgender minority marches to stand up to evil white bigot Christians!

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10-4, the Mets are going to the playoffs.

The mets need a miracle still. They need the brewers and nationals to get fucked, and the phillies to get out of contention. again. possible but tough

>NEW JOMBOY CONTENT!!!!!

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What about the cusb?

Not true. They need the methinals to slip, not the nationals. And don’t worry, they will. Fascism and evil always lose. The good guys will prevail and the Mets and cubs will meet in the NLCS for a rematch of 2015, while the cardinals will wither away and die just like the bad guy at the end of all of my marvel movies and Voldemort from Harry potter

>and randy johnson is coming in
game 7 was kino
youtu.be/Z-hbjI81M8I?t=7775

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Cubs also, but thats tougher.
no. The mets SHOULD be going for the cards to win the NLC and kill off the cubs and brewers. They can do it

I wish serious bodily harm upon you every day

>see this image
>immediately think of the phrase “bone chilling slow burn”

Cubs will collapse like in 69. Brewers will just barely miss. Dbacks are getting swept by the Mets anyway, so it’s moot.

2001 and 2017 are the best overall 21st century World Series.
2011 Game 6 and 2016 Game 7 are the best individual World Series games from the 21st century.

>swept by the mets
I doubt that. The d-backs are streaky and have wilmer on there, so maybe his tears got them hopped up on this run. They still are alive without grienke which I find incredible
2011 amazes me not because of the rangers having 2 run leads both times in the late innings, not from a strike away twice, but because of how insane that cardinals run was. Seriously, look back at how the cardinals were that regular season. They needed the mother of all implosions from atlanta to even get there

Oh I know, that entire run was insane.
>10.5 games out of the wild card in September
>clinch spot on final day (the AL wild card was also clinched on the final day IIRC)
>go up against winningest team that year Phillies, go to 5 games that ends in climactic pitchers’ duel between Halladay and Carpenter (game 5 from that series is legit underrated mostly because of the WS game 6)
>beat home field advantage brewers in 6, when they had by far the best home record that season (57-24)
>beat rags in World Series including legitimate all-time classic game 6

I, personally, do not consume Jomboy's content

and ironically, the blues run this season could be better
>dead last on january 31st
>make it in thanks to winnipeg becoming shit
>shock winnipeg in game 5
>beat dallas in a pivotal game 6 and win in OT at home
>beat the shorks after shit refpuck
>beat boston on the road 4-1, and do it three times, which only toronto was able to do just twice.

Besides that, the cardinals were clutch as a team, and a wet dream for someone who likes contact hitting. If cruz just made that catch, we would've never had such an insane world series

>Another 2 ER for Diaz

Why are the Mets still pitching him in close ballgames?

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If St. Louis sports are so great why couldn’t they keep the rams and why couldn’t they get an MLS team until just this year? I’ll tell you why, they afraid to play my Fire.

Retard alert

Scumbag spits

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I agree, the Cubs fans who falseflag with berds posting are very obvious both in their false flagging and being onions consumers

youtube.com/watch?v=Y3kBkE1Bg3Y

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because the arena for the rams was ass and kroenke is a scumbag owner?
hes the closer. Mickey wants to trust this kid but theres something wrong with diaz. Hes hurt probably and if thats the case he needs it fixed during the offseason. However, I could see mickey shifting to use wilson or lugo as closers instead.

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>GAY LOUIS KEK

kek gay louis

Im puzzled by the twins and indians. These series always benefit the injuns but when the twins dont play them they do better, especially when it doesnt go to extra innings.

Indeed. Even my analytic brain confounds and befuddles as the very thought of the gaynessota twins.

twins are road babbies

The twins are a good team. But games like this are gonna expose you. Losing to the fucking indians at home AGAIN and allowing them to get 4 runs in a top of the inning is simply inexcusable
Ironically they are.

So sorry

On another note, the real question is if the twins can rough out some road wins against the yankees

kek tloses

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Hey hj Chun, much respect to ya!

Show some respect

Gay louis!!!

being in first place in the central temporarily is equivalent to winning the world series for tardinals fans

Sucking dick is cardinals endgame

Cardinals fan here and I just swallowed some cum!!

Obsessed

>being a seething lifelong

t. Resd fan falseflagging as a cusb fan falseflagging as a Cardinals fan

God bless you Inspector

>kershit

Just gimme some time....ill crack the code...

resd fan trying to split the cubinal broship spotted in the genny

cubinals stand strong

someone teacher me meme

I want to solve this inductively...

These assholes are driving me to other websites

Me and my crew are working very hard kek...this is psychotic kek...

Late night is upon us, post based Tardinals walk-up themes and anthems!
youtube.com/watch?v=y0ImdPdbqmw

Solve the enigma...get the girl...

as a cubs fan i was dissapointed when my top bailed on me tonight but i least i have PBR to drink. i was all lubed up and ready to grip those sheets woo wee!!

is this the first time there's ever been a pitcher v batter matchup between two dudes with the same name

What do you care so much about guys for you dumb fairy

Will Smith strikes out Will Smith for the save

A'SBROS??????????????

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why are you so sensitive talking about guys you gay fairy

I love guys faggot

we're all gay guys here!

merry as a fairy and joyful as can be are we!

/mlb/'s gaiety is our calling card!

for me, it's a nice long "bat" haha

TIGERS NOW UP
OH MY GOODNESS

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they shall know us by our smiles

oh youre THAT kind of sensitive

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It's cute how the Diamondbacks are trying to steal the playoff spot at the last minute from the Cubbies, who have played way better all season. The Cubs deserve the wild card spot more than any other team and it's also good for ratings to have them in the game.

For me, it's Slugfest
youtube.com/watch?v=of3s6bio01U

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scubs deserve to lose their playoff spot if they can't manage to outpace the little ol sneks

i try to hate Edmonds all the time but man I just can't

Hey doggie doos! I got something for ya!!

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Fuck chicago. I hope that the Blackhawks see a relapsed lehner who chimps out, trubisky being the second coming of mark sanchez, the bulls being irrelevant and the cubs and sox being forgotten

>competing with a team that decided to blow it up and rebuild
obv b8, but still cute

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Or the mets even who have come so many times to shooting themselves out of the playoffs.

Please have mercy you will never understand the pain of being a Chicago fan

the tigers
uh
win?

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>pain
Why do you fuckers cry whenever you aren’t winning everything? Jesus christ your city is pathetic

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It's late night /mlb/... Don't pay to much attention to the animation
youtube.com/watch?v=YkE3A0ale0A

You know the rules fag

What rules? That Chicago sucks?

Every team this year has shown a lot of class with their farewell presentations to Bruce Bochy, but the Dodgers went above and beyond tonight

instagram.com/p/B2F8BMrDxCY/

Is it, dare I say it, kek lmao?

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A redditor ladies and gentlemen

>using this shit meme at all
It died a couple of months ago

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I'm still waiting for pepe and wojack to die.

You are probably just some loser that can shrug your shoulders when your team doesn't win. Get off of Yea Forums

XD the grinch snap meme haha funny

kek lol oh no!!!

This asshole's got my number... 1 800 loser

Get off of Yea Forums wanker

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I only ever learned their names after reddit started to become more popular, so I associate obsessing over their names with reddit and newfaggotry

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I don’t get it

Why do people root against the Cubbies?

my cubbies :)

cubs fan eh? i'm afraid you're gonna have to spend some time in your room.

MY CUBBIES are going to win the World Series just like MY PACKIES won last night :D

>being a cubs packers fan
not allowed and cringe

bruh what

No matter how much you think you know about me, no matter how hard you try to get me, no matter how much I make you seethe there is always one constant: you are always playing into my hands. Concede.

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Dabbing on the eww cards!!!! You guys super SUCKSSSSSSSSSSSS

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You can’t tell me what to do, you aren’t my real dads! I grew up a bears fan but switched in 2011. I like Aaron Rodgers a lot, he’s a genuine generational talent unlike that misogynistic racist fascist fuckboy Favre.

I'm frightened... not even the psycho gang can defeat him....

oh god please...

I'll stop him.

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*farts in your mouth*

retard alert

power ranking....

the puppetmaster
psycho gang
psycho trucker gang
banter bros
gallie gang / respecties
eternals
casuals
eternal tripfags
casual tripfags
...gogers!!!!

>9000000000000000000000001 ...gogers!!!!
ftfy !!!

Why does Yea Forums talk about godgers when I barely see him here? BAJP posts more often, I feel as if I'm missing something here.

you forgot the apologizers

Covering youtr tracks eh inspector...

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you're right, it'll be far more satisfying to watch them lose their third consecutive one game playoff. The tears Michael Wilbon will shed will be worth it alone

youtube.com/watch?v=Hds9tFMuU8o

retard, where is the compassion?

Cubes fans posting Garrison from his tranny phase is somehow perfectly fitting

This. Hell, the cubs might not even make it and the complaints would be glorious to see

ohh he called you a tranny bro you gonna take that? SICK EM BIG DAWG

.....he isn't even aware of milkmaid de la luna.....all is going to plan, my queen.....

You can't inject unrecognized factions into the list. These are iron clad facts you're messing with

vocaroo.com/i/s1QkK5jDa16I

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Based me

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>OUTTA MY WAY YANKEE FUCKING SHIT

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Babby Grinch will stand the test of time

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youtube.com/watch?v=49txNqZS3so
me in vid with very good acrobatics

>Shows her pusy
>Crowd cheers

Daily reminder that The Rays will be winning the Wild Card playoff

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Who?

Based

do not talk about puppetmaster

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I want her to kick me in the side of my head and give me brain damage

who is the "puppetmaster"?

as a cubs fan do you mind if i save this image?

Just have some mercy. I feel really bad.

wait when did ryu go to the rays?

Houspie

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That's Ji-man "Thicc Boi" Choi,

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Japs make me happy and im not even a weeb

Oh that's right i saw him hit a dinger against the dads

Retard alert

edwin diaz kek

edwin deez nuts lmao

As 6'6" and muscles I like to be nice to girls. My endgame is I hope they have a nice day.
Anyway go Royals

bejsbol

>tfw instead of changing it back people are making small grammatical corrections

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neal_Huntington

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what a terrible post

Posties to the genny

These are your athletes for today, user.

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Yanks. Tied for best record in the majors. If they had a 1-2 on JV/Cole level they'd 3peat ATLEAST. Props to Stros for building that team god damn.

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>Divegrass

>props for building a team without starting pitching
LOL

Go Cubs! Bash the fash! Smash the patriarchy!

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LETS GO SNEKS!!! Fuck the Cubs. Maddon is OUT!!!

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This is sick...

This is cracy

Someone call the investigator

We need some forensic analysis

dabbing on the eww mest

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FUCK THIS GUY!!!!

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The trannies are out in full force if ya know what I mean

I wish I was a cute girl, genuinely. I honestly would like to be a free-use cumslut degraded by all flavors of dick. I would be a relentless dickslut, dicklusted, dick dick dick. However, as a straight man, I root for the cubs.

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omigoodness

Let's use the scientific method on this asshole

Excited about seeing the Rays sweep the Jays today tbhwyp (To Be Honest With You Pham)

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Sidebar my bros. A bit of a dilemma. I drank a quart of vodka but all it did was keep me awake. I can't cum, even mommy helps jack off porn isn't working. I could walk (NOT drive, as an adult..) to the liquor store for another quart but I feel like at this point I'm chasing a dragon. Should I based kill my fucking heart and drink half a gallon of vodka in one day?
I kind of already know the answer.

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Go Cubbies.

I could hit myself in the head with a hammer but that would hurt. I'm running out of options to escape my faggoty self. Dear god, this curse of genius and handsome...

It's like a half mile and I don't think booze couriers operate at 9 AM. I might go. I'm thinking about it. If my based Roylies won last night, I'm going. I was at work so I don't even know if they played.

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They palyed the MARLINES????!?!
I'm certain that was an all-time fiasco
Alright, bros. Alright. I talked me into it. I'm going to drink and piss like an inbred prince. I hope you're happy.

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astros desu as always

Which players have made you question your sexuality? Have you ever fapped to a player?

Fuck the cubs, fuck the royals, fuck niggers, and fuck jannies

my bad

cubs fan here!!
javy baez

It took me three hours to jack off. I'm a fucking mess.
Go Cubs.

That anime is cuhringe

met a nice guy at the club last night and he stretched me out and made me breakfast. cubs fan here btw.

this is fukken disgusting

gay here go cubs

>pineda suspended
fuck
>diuretics
fuck
>right after his best start of the year
fuck fuck fuck

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yeah you guys are fucked. I would say theres a chance but losing pineda is bad

I actually don't feel out of line characterizing it as disastrous. Pineda has consistently gone 5-6 innings and has been putting up winnable starts for the last two months. Considering how bipolar Perez and Gibson have been and that Berrios has fallen off a cliff, Pineda may have actually been #2 playoff starter in terms of how he was going.
I'm feeling pretty despondent over this one.

Well, do yourselves a favor and beat the indians

I hope
>we
can. all I can do is sit back and watch.

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>jed lowrie makes his season debut
>today

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Lol shut the fuck up bitch

he was injured for pretty much the entire fucking season

Bitch faggot lmao hes gonna get injured again too

And still get paid. Absolutely based

Who's your favorite Cub?
For me, it's Mordecai Three-Finger Brown

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What a coincidence "3 Fingers in the Brown" is my nickname for your Mom.

>dads
Subtle

>cubs fan here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Well hello there.

Marlins? more like Winlins

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>travis lakins

congrats on winning 3 of 4 yankees

>hairline fracture on baez's thumb
lol

Teboq, Shields, Recker and Heimlich. Which do you select and why?

240th for The Washington Baseball Eagles

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>bobby poyner

congrats on winning 3 of 4 yankees

nice quads

Why is it, for the last 15 years, I've never felt comfortable when the Yankees faced the Red Sox, especially at Fenway? It always seems like they lose to them every single time.

>ryan weber

congrats on winning 3 of 4 yankees

It would be nice if the Yankees had an all star caliber player who struck fear in the Red Sox. Haven't had any in the last 40 years except Jeter.

>JD MARTINEZ
>FIELDING

TOP FUCKING KEK

>colten brewer

congrats on winning 3 of 4 yankees

Why thank you. I pulled them myself.

how the fuck isnt there a yankees red sox thread

because that "sport" is dead

it's football season

GUYS ANTONIO BROWN SIGNED WITH THE PATS HOLY SHIT

given 90% of americans are retarded it makes sense that the most popular sport is retarded. sad but true.

did someone get a better screengrab of jd martinez grabbing that woman's tits lol

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Okay JD, if you want to be a Yankee next season, I'm sure there are better ways to express your desire.

It's funny when people bring up attendance as to why it's down....it's still amazing. 28-29K is great. Honestly I'd rather have 15-20 million watch the World Series with an average attendance of 28K than the old days when attendance was 15K and the ratings were 40 million

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Seeing it like that, he's gonna hear it.

go dodgers

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I would take the diddler because he's the only one who is a good ballplayer.

>dookie betts

>poopie butts

Go Rays

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*spits*
scumbag

>Why is it, for the last 15 years, I've never felt comfortable when the Yankees faced the Red Sox

Hmm, I don't know. Did something happen in 2004 between the two?

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I can understand a few years, but every year?

Kay was okay but the play turned gay with the Rays having their way with Kay

For me, it's the Gay Louis Cardinals.

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Something is happening at Fenway with all the heads behind home plate turned the other way.

Something is happening at gay louis with all the fans giving head behind home plate

>reading comprehension

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Cavan Biggio? More like Cavan Sucks Diccio

>cards winning already
cope.

anyone see that autist sitting behind the plate at the Mets game speed dabbing?

well hello there

ouch

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>Tigers blowing it in the final month

Can't these losers do anything right?

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Can we all agree that Pats cancer makes the Yankees dynasty look like a minor annoyance?

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I think we can all agree that handegg is cancer

This.

i actually stopped hating the yankees because they actually were good teams. The pats are just THAT Team that wont fuck off and they just keep making the finals.
>"Hurrrr mad at boston XD"
No fuck your city you bitched about being cursed for ages and when you became champions you became the liverpool of america

Guys, I thought this was the Phillies year?

you got fuckin' pranked

>mest

Jints @ Doyers

Pats are gonna win the owl again and potatoniggers will still say the yankees are the biggest villains of American sports. Patsfags are the some of the biggest normalfags on this board too
>Fenway sports group owns liverpool and they play dirty water after wins
It all makes sense now...

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Really nice moment in Atlanta where Aaron Barrett pitched a shutout inning 4 years after TJ surgery and then broke down crying in the dug out after.

thinking about getting my surgery next month to complete my transition finally and be the girl I know who I REALLY AM! thinking about starting a kickstarter to fund that. I'm ready to get the chop! cubs fan here btw.

>Five of the top six picks going to the AL

Switch to a lottery already.

fuck that wop bitch. yankees can lick my swollen asshole

fuckin spics

>csbu

>get shut down by drew smyly
I hate this team, but they chose to start nido instead of ramos so whatever

Yea Forumsstros

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we all agree on this, right?

Lawful Good -- astros
lawful neutral -- cubs
lawful evil -- yankees
neutral good -- As
true neutral -- twins
neutral evil -- cardinals
chaotic good -- rays
chaotic neutral -- braves
chaotic evil -- red sox

absolutely not

t. mad gnats fan

not even worth a (You)

I'd rather see every team slotted into an alignment, user.

>not even worth a (You)
>gives him one anyway

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cards are always the good guys

i initially thought about putting the cards in as neutral good, but the As felt better there.
lawful good has too much baggage associated with it to be "the good guys" but that's just imo

I can't find the yanks sox gamethread from today

not bad honestly

astros desu

ah shit forgot about the indians. wouldve been better with cards as neutral good and indians as neutral evil.

you know what would be fun, putting all the mlb teams into a d&d character alignment chart

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it would be lots of fun

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Tim please

great fun for everyone

Pls melancon

0 days since the last bullpen nonsense

BG Angels

Kill Dylan Covey

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK

>cusb
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH

SCUBA KEK SCUBA!!!!!

low IQ play from Schwarbage ends the game for the >cusb

jesus fuck the cubs are bad. They arent making the postseason at all

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YELICH OWNS YA, CUSB!

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>le cover the rubber and rock on the mound man

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for me, it's the melon man

Uh oh the cubs lost again

KEK SCUBA DOOS

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So you're a newfag, okay.

lmao shit congo scrubs ROFL

>cusbs

LMAO

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SCOOBA DOOBA DOOOOOOOOO

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ikemen

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>cubes

stop making fun of the cubs

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>cusbs >cusbs >cusbs >cusbs >cusbs
>cusbs >cusbs >cusbs >cusbs >cusbs
>cusbs >cusbs >cusbs >cusbs >cusbs
>cusbs >cusbs >cusbs >cusbs >cusbs

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no

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SNEKS TO THE POST INCOMING

>CBSUCBSUCBUSUCBSUCBUSBCUSBUCBCS

>10 games back
10 games back
>10 games back
10 games back
>10 games back
10 games back

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the cusbs are gonna miss the fucking playoffs lmao

kawaii

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Cold takes, get your cold takes here.

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wtf natsbros we were supposed to sweep it was our turn

SUBSCRIBE SUBSCRIBE SUBSCRIBE SUBSCRIBE SUBSCRIBE SUBSCRIBE SUBSCRIBE SUBSCRIBE SUBSCRIBE SUBSCRIBE SUBSCRIBE SUBSCRIBE SUBSCRIBE SUBSCRIBE SUBSCRIBE SUBSCRIBE SUBSCRIBE SUBSCRIBE SUBSCRIBE SUBSCRIBE SUBSCRIBE SUBSCRIBE SUBSCRIBE SUBSCRIBE

Hello Ohtani fren

Eat shit
>gnats

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kek scuba

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>it was our turn
fucking entitled shits and your shit team
LMAO NATS FANS BTFO
hOtTeSt tEaM iN bAsEbAlL

man I just dont even fucking know with this team, but there are results helping this team

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Nationals before series:
>Bring on the Braves, the NL East comeback starts now!
Nationals today:
>Shit, we have four more games against them? We're going to lose home field advantage in the wild card game, aren't we?

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>9 in a rooooooooooooooow oh ohhhhh

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tell that to the cubs also after getting cocky for a win against the brewers for once

BRAVES BASEBALL IN OCTOBER LADS IT'S GONNA BE LIT

>cusb

It's all so numbing with the bears and cubs always losing to wisconsin teams all the time

Godgers triumphs over Cubfag trolls yet again!

>scuba

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>magic number at 11
>9 inna row
>13 at home inna row, new franchise record
>17-2 over the last three weeks

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All cubs fans are idiots

>3.5 GB
the cusbies are finished and will lose the WC game

I hate blooper so much but it's not his fault

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>cusb

youtube.com/watch?v=I9xQ9YbIubE

CUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB LOL

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no point it's always a farce a flash in the pan

now I need to rub one out to doggie porn stop posting subliminal messages

>rays make the ALCS
>nats and cubs WC
yeah nah

>now

they won't even make the wild card game
the cards are gonna go 7-0 against them

capped

>BERDS!!!

boystown go
boystown go
hey faggots why are you gay
fuck you in the ass and go away

>10 games up

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Fuck Dylan Covey

Hi all, it's Inspector Godgers. I tried to warn you that my crew doesn't give up. Did you listen? No. Now you reap what you sow. You had this coming for a long time. Consider us as "the clean up" men. We're just taking out the trash.

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the Cubs are even more pathetic than their fans

>scuba doos

Cardinals? I call em the chadinals

the butt hurt on WNFF.net isn't as good as it was the last time the Barves were good(too many years of first round exits I guess) but it's hilarious that their NL East thread has completely disappeared from their front page

cusb days really are the best days

>bp blows another game
>baez ded
>cardinals win

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*BTFOs your shit team*

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>wont make playoffs

Care to explain how your team loses to the angles?

Shohei Ohtani is the future GOAT.

Enjoy your stay.

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bellinger is an mvp candidate on the back of a successful team whose success is aided, but not dependent on him
I swear to god it seems like every other day I'm hearing something about Yelich single handedly dragging the brewers to a W.

What's that? No imposters today? It seems you finally learned a valuable lesson.

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godgers is on the prowl!

I'd like to end the day by saying that i love to suck cocks on my spare time.

We all suspected this. It's fine.

To the surprise of no one. You do you.

you surprised no one

>Nats will sweep
LMAO

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Listed, stupid idiots.

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BRB sucking cock

Friends, my domestic partner is literally shaking and on the verge of tears right now...I thought the good guys were always supposed to win? My cubbies are falling away from the evil, bigoted, homophobic, racist Methinals fanbase. It’s the 2016 election all over again, white trash being allowed to rig a competition to prevail over love and righteousness...I know Hermione and Harry were able to prevail over the Death Eaters when it looked the bleakest, but I just don’t know if we can do it...us, the Chicago Fire MLS ultras, the entirety of Boystown and deadspin all need to join forces if we are to take down this evil foe. It’s the only way, but I don’t know if it’ll be enough. *sob*

Nothing will change the fact that the packers and crew won. I won't even list you. I already feel bad for you enough as it is.

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Dbacks are getting a WC spot.

Cant wait for the Cusbs and gnats to collapse and the sneks and broors make it

You mean sneks and mest

Alright godgers. I've had it with all this mumbo jumbo talk, and I have had it with you running around acting like you're hot shit. I'm officially declaring a war. You now have my full attention. Prepare for the storm. I'm going to take you out with precision you ain't ever seen before.

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kek mest

neither will the cusbs lmao

I know what I said bitch

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Where’d all the Cubs fans go?

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You seem to forget what just transpired a few nights ago. Let me remind you.

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DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

Remember when I predicted the Cardinals striking back this season

Remember when I called that guy a fucking turd and all the fairweather bears fans would be gone

>based patriots winning another SB this year as well

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In the mire...

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we have once again entered into the realm of psychopathy

NLCS against the Cardinals this year Schwarber hits 8 long ones.

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Tonight, Trout entered the game as a pinch hitter, was intentionally walked, and was subsequently replaced with a pinch runner.

Mets aren’t making it.

the cubs and nationals have collectively lost 6 in a row.

fatso is hitting well above his usual .230 this last month. But you're lucky if you split in gay ass wrigley and win 1 in STL at the end of the month.

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Which is why I said sneks and broors

YAS!!! Scwharbie will come through for my cubbies! And his yummy handsome face gives me cummies X3

Well, it isn’t IMPOSSIBLE for the Mets, but I don’t feel it. This team makes me hate and like them. Stroman HAS to become a better 5th starter for the Mets ala bartolo colon. Same applies for zach wheeler. The hitting, especially with lowrie and lagares, have to come back. Mets are also gonna need to go 17-6 down this stretch, which is possible but they need to string wins together and FAST

Gonna be hard when they get swept by the barves

Mets levatate in the standings! Pull a rabbit out of the hat and win it all! Miracle mets ftw!

Did you see him try to make the catch for the last out in the 9th? lol

I don’t think they would get swept by the braves in the last week of the season because by then
1.atlanta wins the division
2.theyll probably sit some players before postseason

Which is exactly why it'll happen and the mets will miss playoffs by 1 game
>mests

And I’ll be fine with that after the garbage that was this season. The hitting and pitching core is there. Now the bullpen needs changes deeply with Diaz and familia

based bird family
drinkin NATTY DADDY
go birds

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what color dress will Kelly be wearing tonight? I'm hoping for black

Guys I think the Braves might win the NL East

>Blowing NL's best record and home field advantage

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BASED BIRDS

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>Barves only two losses behind the Doggie Doos now

honestly thought it'd be better for the Barves to get the second seed and beat up on who ever wins the wild card, but honestly at this point the Barves are so hot I wonder if it even matters

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>BERDS!!!
>BRAVOS!!!
>BREW CREW!!!
>DODGERS!!!
>SNAKES!!!
>NATS!!!

*dabs on dem Doyers*

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>the dodgers failed to score one (1) run in their own stadium
kek doggie doos oh kek

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Coming for dat seed doyer doos

BABY BLUE OOO WEEE

scuba kek

sneks?

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doyers gonna have to face the cards in the division series lol
that always works out

Kramer you based pimp I didn't know you were a Giantsbro

t. Bob Sacamano

KEK

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braves vs. dbacks
dodgers vs. cardinals

braves vs. cards NLCS

Tfw gonna win the NL

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Any NL team that bounces the Dodgers from the playoffs should automatically be everyone's favorite for the remainder of the postseason.

the doyers are overrated

d-did someone say c-cubs dodgers broship?

astros win the ws unless the cards beat the dodgers

astro v cardinal world series after all those NLCS series they played fuuuuuuuuuuck

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based...based cubdgers

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you gotta love the cubgers bros

Yes.

$400,000,000 in combined payroll only to watch the Braves or Cardinals win the pennant.

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god i wanna lik kellys pusy

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>Haven't won since

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There's never been a team to finish above .666 why?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best_Major_League_Baseball_season_win-loss_records

how do we stop the cubgers?

>honestly thought it'd be better for the Barves to get the second seed and beat up on who ever wins the wild card
Do you not know how playoff seeding works you absolute retard? 1 seed plays the winner of the wild card game, 2 plays 3

>barves fans confirmed for not watching before 2019

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based birds will handle this menace

based...based bravinals...

At least its only september right? Surely my dodgers will turn it around in october right?

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Refer to history for reference. Let's look at the last two years.

It's late night /mlb/
youtube.com/watch?v=7awIdGqyr40

>be me
>work saturday (overtime) because I had no plans since my summer is practically over by now
>get home
>check Yea Forums
>handegg threads, handegg threads everywhere

ugh I hate this time of year on Yea Forums

Mets Nats wildcard playoff game is comfy desu

go check out kyle schwarber general, schwarbro

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Gay louis kek

>cusb

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gaydinals kek

gay louis kek

This is crazy

I'm terrified...

gaycago kek

^oh my god,.,

I want this asshole's head

someone smash his face in

I'm going to make the new thread and no one can stop me.

Reminder, best world series outcome would be as follows.

Twins - Braves

every other post season team pack your shit up and lose please.

The genny is under siege

No it's not.

my mistake

You're welcome

I'm so sorry... For everything... I really am.. Just give me another chance to redeem myself.. please...

Just keep posting

This will help the investigation

I can't stop sucking cock

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You should try right now, sleep is very important

Does she die?

Anime can't die dummy

Yes, in the end no amount of apologies could atone for her sins.

New thread