/tennis/ - US Open

i think so. mentally stronger

RAFA STOP FUCKING ABOUT FFS

sweaty boys

this thread sucks

your mom sucks

are you the butthurt OP from the fake thread?

*ahem*
FUCK PASTANIGGERS AND LASAGNECUNTS

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How old are you guys?

Me, I am 33 years old NEET.

(formerly seeds)

a decade younger

just like in this match

>german
>NEET
your parents must be so disappointed

26

PALMS SWEATY

based. I'm on my way to becoming a NEET

KNEES WEAK

21 year old wog

your thread was shit and you should feel bad jt

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27

30, almost a NEET. I'm basically taking as long as possible to finish my degree. I theoretically still have 4 semesters left, but it will be much longer

>I theoretically still have 4 semesters left, but it will be much longer
Same except I'm in my 20s

he's a chink. means he's merely german on his ID

MOM'S SPAGHETTI

why does mcenshit treat everyone outside of the big 3 like they're just lucky to be there

Imagine a 5 setter

VOMIT ON HIS SPAGHETTI ALREADY

Wimbly >> USO > AO >>>>>> stupid ass french tournament

you know it's true

und was heißt

Who did rafa lose to when he was 2-0 up in sets?

?

pouille i think

he's naturally more talented than nadal and djokovic so it was inevitable
the anti-british atp didn't even award points for the 2016 olympics and he still got it

USO > AO > Wimbly > ATP 1000 > ATP 250 > ..... > Davis cup > FO

Fognini

swap the USO with AO. USO's courts are too slow and jew yorkers are horrible

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Hard court slams are by far the worst. Completely devoid of any tradition or tennis history.
Wimbledon > RG > AO > USO(because of
the shitty crowd)

First I rooted for swchartzman and he failed me, then I rooted for berritini and he also may fail me.

Next I’ll vote for medvedev and he better not fail me.

>Implying I'd make a jew York centric thread

>trying to live up the the expectation of someone else

Doing it wrong

Noice, perma siesta is nice.

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>RainlandGarros

>Rooting for the bad guy
Actually they're both villains, would be cheeky to see the guy cuck Rafa out of another title

>>>/Krautchan/

Nadal can't keep getting away with it

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long may he reign

>implying you have a dad
Will you dance with me?

It's dead, slowpoke.jpg

you ever just stand back in awe at many shylocks are in NYC

What degree

>NYC
never been

Econ B.S., eventually a masters

Yeah they have to put a fucking roof already those fucking twat frogs

They still have to put a proper roof over the Notre dame mate

wow rude the villa spaniard wasn't this mean :/

KEK

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Matteo doesn't deserve to win now, that 1st set was his to lose

>Econ
good choice. way better then Finance

Wtf is this cretin doing with his bottles

23, 24 next week

where are the zoomer up and comers

>Wimbly >> USO > AO >>>>>> stupid ass french tournament
I can't imagine it's actually nice to play on a grass court

34 yo NEET

Probably cos he was fucking your wife behind your back, Richard

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Same thing you do with your niggers. Put them in the correct place so they don't disturb you.

berrettini is fucking awful at this point

for me it’s steroids

the uso should go back to being a grass tournament

doubtful. he wanted a gf and laser hair removal

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32,

Happens with every one of Rafa's opponent's
>1st set, give it their all, have their chances
>Either errors or Rafa roids up to steal it from them
>2nd set early break from Rafa
>3rd set even earlier break from Rafa

Okay I see the niggers, but what are the dark brown and black things I'm looking at? Hispanics and what else? The white things are white people? Then Aryans obviously.

Yeah, can't deal with the bros in finance. Also, I live in DC and want to end up working for the government or an NGO

whenever i drink too much i can hear myself blinking also mcenshit saying berretini will make top 5 is laughable

I think the pic is pretty self-explanatory

it should be on green clay

same except i grew up in vaginia suburbs

if you continue your studies you might work for the federal reserve one day.

Nonsense. Carpet is where it's at

oklahoma and arkansas are super white. white trash but still white

Then help me out, what is the difference between the dark greenish on the west coast and the dark brown?

It's the degree of creatura

berdych pls

French commentator are just doing some quizzes on Twitter kek

Shalom, David

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Nowadays we're getting to where you might not need a degree to work for the Fed. Scary times

they don't work for it. they own it.

>federer retires
>usopen goes green

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It's just about the percentage of Whites (written in red) in the state. The lower the percentage, the darker the mutt face.

Nice, where? I'm actually in MD, Potomac. Did you go to Shitty Open this year?

how so?

Based iberian brother

Why do women play best out of 3 sets and men play best out of 5 sets?

22, College

Dumb moves by a politician who cares more about short-term market performance than any real policy from experts in the field

Reston also yee here’s Medvedev practicing

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Because they're weaker both physically and mentally than men and who the fuck would want to watch 4hrs of slices in a grand slam final

Ah you're right that was self explanatory thanks pal

There's no real good reason, b/5 matches are terrible

Sexism. Women should play bo5 too. Embrace equality.

based phone poster

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Based
Do you have rich parents?

I doubt America has any welfare programs.

>women playing best of five with typical 6-1 1-6 6-1 1-6 6-1 wta scorelines
Everything about this sounds horrible unless they have separate tournaments

Cool, used to actually live out in Reston. Citi Open was actually pretty good this year due to all the fucking theatrics. Kyrgios playing ping-pong with all the kids is pretty comfy

Ree it's over guys, why so many errors

>They even have ads in the score table

damn

Same but next month.

Poor lad is broken

>separate tournaments
Would've been nice.

30 and working (yeah, in Spain).

But i'm awaiting for the final economic collapse. Strangely it's the only thing that gives me peace.

How do old people stay NEET? Inheritance?

>t. Indonesian or maybe Monegasque

I actually went to McLean high school and I feel bad that I didn't move out of here

90% of r9k are on welfare

>government bucks (disabilites, etc)
>inheritance
>passive income
>sugar daddy/momma

I’m going to Barcelona for 3 years to study art, will I have a nice time mi compañero

can confirm

Didn't take any pics at Citi Open, but here's a shot from USO of Dasha practicing her serves

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How does welfare work in Europe? Here you need to be actively looking for work or they'll tell you to fuck off.

I hope the poor lad survives this.

Dasha is cute!

>leaf
>does not know about social welfare

?

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>Here you need to be actively looking for work or they'll tell you to fuck off.
same here as far as i know

Too many sandniggers and too much crime but idk, maybe it's low for American standards.

Food is awesome, bitches are ok.

Welfare in iberia is different to the rest of Europe desu. It's basically free money down here (hence why we're bankrupt)

She's very tall in person, most WTAers are to someone smol like me. Osaka was also practicing and she was towering

they have before
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WTA_Finals#Singles

I'm a retarded whiteoid whose been taught to be embarrassed of going on welfare. Wish it was otherwise.

I hate crime and sand niggers I’m fucked. I almost got in a fight with a Moroccan immigrant in Italy who was trying to sell me drugs when I was abroad last.

Tbh I would’ve picked somewhere else but the kind of school I want to go to isn’t anywhere else in Spain

She's 1,80 ffs. Are you that much of a manlet?

19 for nadal it is then
fraud is sweating

so we can all agree that the bullshit russian is /ourguy/?

Ugh just running away from Novak.

Just go to a psychiatrist and get some medical attestation and you will be left alone most of the time.

I'm v smol
[spoiler]and not a man[/spoiler]

WE GOT HER(HIM)

My sister was in Barcelona last month.
She said the air quality was surprisingly bad and food at restaurants was very expensive.

TITS OR GTFO

Autismbux is easy to get over here

Tbh, disappointing match overall, lacked spice.

Then again, almost nobody cares about how you won the title.

just in case you forgot he existed

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For all the talk about Canada being a welfare state its really not if you're white. Refugees get crazy money though.

useless trash

Okay, cute. Almost makes up for him being a shitter

>the absolute state of lanklets

Nah, I'm here forever

it's kinda strange that nadal's english hasn't improved in like 12 years

Why do they continue to always try and tie it back into Gorilliams? Why do Americans shill her so much?

What is your opinion on Novak?

Best out of the Big 3, not even a contest

Novak better than federer
Kek

translation woman to man: I couldn't breathe while enrique was deepthroating me and afterwards when we went out eating I had to pay for my own food.

your sister is a slut m8

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Thank you, your opinion is officially the stance of all American posters. The ones who contest get fucked in the ass.

I'M A MAAAAN ON A MISSION

Very well then. I'll find it myself

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Please refer to Wimbly 2019, and most other GS finals where Novak proved he was superior.

VAMOS

This was literally decided at this year's Wimbly

>4:17 AM

Time to take a piss and go to sleep. Life is really meaningless unless you are competing for something big.

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This is exactly why women shouldn't be allowed to vote

Can the Russian Lanklet prove superior to the jucing Spaniard?

stop replying to the leaf who LARPs as a serb

if your alleged home country was that great you'd go back

3:17 AM here

10:19, best time zone checking in

You have no clue what you're talking about.

Blood is thicker than water.

So what? Both nadal and nole will win 2 slams this year but nadal will finish with more masters titles especially after nole and fed's injuries. Also, muh 2019 wimbly final
>Forgetting about the 2008 wimbly final or 2013 RG semis

How is he ranked so highly yet consistently terrible at Opens?

but is it thicker than semen

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There is something about the former Yugoslav countries, they somehow produce great athletes despite their small sizes and lack of resources compared to Western countries. I don't understand

We're taking about Novak being better than Federer, Novak VS Nadal isn't even a contest. Novak has proven over and over again hes better than Nadal on every surface other than Clay.

DID NADAL PLAY WELL user?
IS HE GOING TO WIN?

statpadding from masters also he plays a tournament every week unlike the big 3

They're fucking hard cunts due to their environment and not pampered first worlders.

Nadal = Federer >Novak
It's not even a debate. You're just making yourself look silly

1) They're all Serbs, muslim, orthodox, catholic, whatever. Serb.

2) Serbs are God's chosen people, unirronicaly.

Oh my god, this cope. Saying Nadal is equal to Federer... You're more delusional than Murray fans.

*ahem*
hAlEp

How many slams does Novak have? Right, no where near enough to compare himself with Fedal. Stop being so delusional.

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Is Rafa the most /strongmind/ player? After that tight first set he gaped the Italian boi mercilessly.

but at the current state of the tour he'll more than likely surpass their records. i still think when he retires most people will forget about him but he will have the ultimate record

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Don't talk with him. Walk around him like you would around a junkie shitting himself on cardboard.

you guys don't have to troll her this hard

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andreescu's a fat gypsy

baste

don't get why everyone hates nadal. he's a 33yo virgin yuropoor who loves anime. just like most of this site.

based weak era vulture

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She's so pathetic it hurts. Everything she does is attention whoring on social media. Andreescu winning a slam will finally make her disappear once for all.

nah, the guy was literally raised around tennis and a "you'll never be the best so do your best" mentality
trust me, I'm a majorcan and the Nadal family is quite known by everyone here
also it's quite funny how he has had a gf since he was 13 (and they're gonna get married in 2 months)

Nadal is strongmind, simple as

She has lost 12 times in a row, so this is very accurate.

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>Laver cup in two weeks
>teams still not confirmed yet

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>just succ is apparently on team world
Meme exho tbqhfamalamajamrammalammadingdong

>mfw nadal wins slam #20 at RG 2020

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nadal 21
federer 20
djokovic 18

that's how it'll finish up

Implying thiem won’t finally save us

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>/tennis/
More like /pennis/. Cos its fuckin gay sport

Clay "Slams" shouldn't really count as Slams, it's a meme surface for meme players.
Like imagine if there was a Slam played in 50 cm of snow and some Eskimo nigger dominated it because that's the only game he played since 2yo. That's what RG is.

murray 22

this sums it up pretty well. basically a female version of Angie Kerber.
Only brainlets don't give credit for good defensive players.

>a female version of Angie Kerber
Is Andy a girl(male)? That would explain a lot about xis behavior.

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*male
I'm so piss drumk rn

Is bullshit russian gonna squat on roidal, or will he break apart physically because of the all the matches he played this summer

roidbald in straights

I think it mostly depends on which Nadal turns up and seeing hows he's been this comp I don't think he's going to blow it in the final. 3-1 for me.

The latter but then again I've been expecting him to break since Cinci.

We all bullshit Russian here

post kvitova

I want to start by softly massaging her feet and giving them loving kisses while she giggles then slowly move up her legs up to her delicious pusy and eat her out and make her writhe and squeal in pleasure for her first orgasm then tweak and flick her nipples and grab her sweaty titties before sucking on them and then give her loving kisses on her neck while my fingers probe her pusy then fuck her missionary while looking into her eyes and finishing on her tummy and then she scoop it up with my fingers and feed it her, then I would take a few minutes break,drink some Monster, and come back and fuck zher in the ass doggie then jamming my dick so far down her throat she will fall in love with me then I cum in her mouth and she swallows every last drop and looks up at me and smiles and tells sme she loves me and she is mine forever

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If the last and second last digits are equal, Serena wins the tournament and the media talks 24/7 about women empowerment after giving birth.

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>shylocks
What is that?

Nadal's right and left arms didn't even look like they belonged to the same person.

Have sex

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I can't, women scare me.

i don't want to the uso to end :/

joos

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really hope sir andrew can get back to his best and win the australian open
deserves it even more than lendl at wimbledon or sampras at roland garros

>tfw no hAlEp to save the slam

>Sampras deserved to win the french
how

my hands literally look like velociraptor claws

Almost 1 PM, time to stand up and.....do nothing.

There is nothing. Buying some groceries and then watching F1 qualifying.

what grocery store are you going to?

Ride your bike fatass

What sort of inspection is this?

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>a fucking leaf

no homo but if medvedev wasn't balding and skelly tier he'd be safin tier handsome

is safin the qtest?

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based pusy poster

another serena/nadal tournament
how boring

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Lidl usually, the vegetables and fruits are usually good (fresh, but not ripe), because of fast circulation.
Bought that, some frozen fish, and chicken meat.

>fatass

I weigh 60 kg. Also not much motivation, it's slipping away, noob gains were made. Max. avg. is 30 km/h , 45 km distance on my slow cross bike.
Also even though I am lightweight, I am shit at climbing.
Last week I was in the mountains, done 2 cat. 3 climbs, it was torture.

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>60 kg

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I look like a cyclist without being one.

>the same matches
Canada sucking American dick

>literally shannon sharpe in a dress

she cute

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So lads i have no idea of tennis,
is Nadal the GOAT like they say here in spain or nah?

Steffi looks better now than she did 30 years ago.

Can she do it bros?

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Yes, everyone internationally recognises Nadal as the GOAT. Except for serbs who cry for djokoshit but no one cares about those brown rape baby apes

just do what the smackheads do and throw the interviews

based bullshit russian will save us

choketini had a chance because his serving his god tier,the commie has no chance to win, he has no special talent

the single greatest tennis player of all time is Djokovic at the AO this year. No player on any day ever could beat the guy who humiliated Nadal in that final. Rafa looked genuinely lost and no version of Nadal could've beaten that guy.

That said, Nadal's career accomplishments imo are without equal considering the era in which he played

isnt federer the ultimate goat tennis dude?
t. know nothing about tennis and this uso pen is my first time watching tennis unironically

RG > WC >>>>>>>>>>>>>> AO > USO
FTFY

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how can you rate rg first when the game are fucking slow as fuck and boring to watch

20, college student

I think most fair-minded people acknowledge Djokovic is the superior player. He's the perennial favorite off of clay. Nadal also dominated a single surface unlike any player ever.

But Roger's style is entertaining. He has a broad repertoire of shots and is aggressive/offensive unlike Djokobot and that's what makes him a fan favorite

The question is how many slams the other two would have if they benefitted from the relative weakness of the competition in the early part of Roger's prime

This

Rod Laver

>the single greatest tennis player of all time is Djokovic at the AO this year.
Nadal during summer 2008 (RG, Wimbledon, Olympics) was a fucking beast

so after this uso pen, when is the next tennis event?

WTA finals

That Wimbledon final could've gone either way which is why it was so memorable. People remember the competition rather than the winner

no

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2010 and 13 Nadal were better than 08

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Cursed picture

Are there any other Fedfaggots who are in mourning here? It's over. Nadal is headed to GOAThood and 20 majors after the French open next year. Maybe earlier if Djokovic fucks up.

I was still optimistic about Federer after Wimbledon because there were two hard court majors coming up and Nadal would be a year older at RG. But this is a demoralising and huge blow.

Deal with it faggot, just you wait until the next era of domination and we have players winning 30+ slams every decade and making Federer's record as irrelivant as Sampras's

Few weeks ago I stumbled upon Kate Humble on TV iirc, just a second, and it was the point of view where her faced looked...
well, she actually looked like that always, it was just me who did not recognized her due to
...her face looked like aged Kate Swan!!!

They really have one face!!!

Is it a famous phenotype in England? Humble is my TVfu, well kinda, i only saw her few times in TV(show about Arctic and about car assembly, Mini Cooper) but she is cute + i have a thing for curly blondes + i have a think for well aged women

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*kneels*

were they better than 2011 and 2015 djokovic? or ao 2019 djokovic?

iirc due to the final(from R1 to SF) both Nadal and Djokovic looked equally solid, but in the final Djokovic made huge step forward

will it be dumb to put 500 bucks on the russian?

No one gives a fuck about this clay babby, the GOAT discussion was over when Fed spanked his ass at Wimbly. It's either FedGOAT or DjokoGOAT

What are the odds you baka? If 3:1 I would do it.

if you want to go retard just go full retard so yes do it

Yes?

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the debate was over when Federer won AO against the claybabby

the moneyline is +367 its either this or I put two hundred and spread the other three out on nfl.
thanks Muhammad.

Best match they played was in 2013

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"you're french probably you're all weirdos" feels like so long ago i feel like i've been watching the uso for like 3 months

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25 PhD

Fed's style is the most intelligent when it comes to preserving his body and not having to push the limits athletically. He probably would not be playing today if he had to chase down every ball like Nole and Rafa

how does he manage to avoid chasing down ball like rafa?

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unbelievable match
the number of seething djokovic fans that day on here and menstennisforums was delicious

Two ways:
1. More reliable serve
2. Better point construction

>82 minute set

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Hairline already receding

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Good thing women can't play 5 sets.
Wouldn't stay awake for this shit desu.

What channel is SERENA on??

does the gipsy have a chance against the black man?

WHO'S READY TO TEACH THEIR KIDS RIGHT

Why even have a ranking for WTA?

>spike lee

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If Serena manages to choke this she is truly done.

obligatory black singer to show we aint racis!

Is he commetating the ESPN broadcast?

>going to a wedding
>can’t spend the match shitposting w/ all you winners

thank you for your service!

Bibi is a lock. Serena’s back is fucked. Get your bets in.

she cute

reminder that Serena married the owner of reddit

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at least get laid for us

In a LTR, no way am I getting laid

QUICK POST YOUR SCORE PREDICTION

Should I bet on the Canadian?

Yes

Imagine the sex

7-5 6-3

People get laid at weddings? I only every get drunk af and gorge myself since everything is free.

comment of the year

they look very happy together :3

Do you guys like tennis?

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6-3 6-0

Why do I hear greenday when i should be hearing serena grunting from the tv room (im on the toilet btw)

Is anyone seriously cheering for Serena in this?

6-4 6-3 for the gypsy

>Head racquet
barf

>White kid
Wat?

Why does Serena wear a fucking tent?

More like roid to the finals haha

why did she chose this beta cuck? srs

6-2 6-3

more like arthur ashy lmao

who is more unlikable serena or djokovic?

the single ones get insecure about not settling down, instincts take over, and they spread their legs to subconsciously procreate.

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Did they make the fat bitch umpire because of feminism?

Who else here Romanian? Bibi for the win

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Bet a cheeky tenner on Andreescu. Wish me luck lads.

>cheeky tenner
jt tier

>sampras and agassi have 7 us open titles and are literally the last interesting bit of us tennis
>not in the opening video montage
hmm...

Muh equality.

the future queen of england

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ooga booga

she 'll never be queen

learn 2 monarchy

I want Andreescu to receive more balls

DEUCE
E
U
C
E

You have no idea how the succession works in Britain?

Thanks Ethiopian from the future

No and I don't really care tbqh

EARLY BREAK

that's what they said about that German bloodline

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How was that a let fucking racist chair umpire

Reminder that amerisharts were booing her and cheering when she got double faults when playing against that gorilliams wannabe

JUICE
JEWS

B R E A K

Serena already choking. Top kek.

m-muh back

Chokena williams

Gorilliams already rattled.

>double faulting the first game away
classic wta

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>it's a serena loses a GS final episode

evening, gentle anons

>double faulting
>on break point
You hate to see it

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Based

>WTA
>break
>significant
Are you all new?

SHE A MOTHER

>Melissa McCarthy as line umpire

what's this cartoonists problem?

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how do you say come on in canadian

Frost gypsy ftw

BASED

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cum on

It's habbening

It's time to stop calling Serena a gorilla. Gorillas are adorable creatures, they don't deserve it.

Allez

twitter deleted his account for the serena cartoon

cehm ehn

lmaoooo

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What time is Serena's first temper tantrum scheduled at?

Poor Andy

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5-4 down this set

>those pit stains already
Disgusting.

well, he's racist

Based black crab man and cute Emirates commercial

why isn't McEnroe in the booth? no offense to Evert, but she's just not the expert on tantrums

The royal mutt is there
Someone bomb the box

>mental midget
>no backhand
>was always a dick to ballboys
>one trick pony that perennially stayed in the top 10 because of his serve
He doesn't deserve any recognition

>muh princess

Fuck off

>shartrena

Is your father a terrorist? Cause you look like a bomb.

來吧

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McEnroe is on Amazon Prime nowadays. He's been pretty entertaining to listen there. They also have Navratilova who's doing the comms now.

Also denied Nalbandian a well deserved slam. Unforgivable.

>score is exactly what it was when Serena quit last time

The Negress of Sussex is even more disgusting than Gorilliams

Why are they showing an interview with her coach in the middle of the match, wtf is going on here

why are there only ballgirls

They're both pretty mannish

Andreescu is MOST DEFINITELY not a Canadian name.

Where the fuck is this traitor from?

because fuck you dirty american slime

oh shit here we go again

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Equality

Sounds romanian to me
She's a gypsy lel

Same reason no one brings up his coaching from stands. Niggers

Fuck off and drown in feces you worthless rodent

what the fuck do you know about canadian names

Imagine being Serena's husband sitting next to the dude that was banging her before you who still coaches her

GOOOO SERENA

>Andreescu
>Andreescu was born in Mississauga, Ontario, to Romanian parents

This has to be the same angry Canadian.

it is

>sweat tacos
gross

FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK AMERICA

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>That Jew nose
Muh dick

don't say we didn't warn you about leafs

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Imagine being almost 40 and losing against a 19yo zoomer

Masha died for this

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About as Canadian sounding as the rest of them

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He's married to Serena so who's the real cuck?

Kek I'd be more worried about your communities access to sanitation than some names on the other side of the planet

Bibi? More like Boobie Andreescu!

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What part of canada are you guys from

The ENTIRE FAMILY ARE TRAITORS....AAAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA.....

fuck off Cuckanada

British Columbia

Lol

So doesn’t that make losing to her even more embarrassing?

?????
Athleticism declines once you reach your mid 30's retard. The other girl is basically in her prime

Bouchard sounds kinda french doe

manchester city

Beavertown

Shouldn't you focus on the tv Pajeet? There's some quite big bobs and vegana to watch.

Quebec

yes my sweet potato

NS lad

In 1881, a less common occupation for the Bouchard family was Carman. Agricultural Labourer, Boot Finisher and Cabinet Maker were the top 3 reported jobs worked by Bouchard. The most common Bouchard occupation in the UK was Agricultural Labourer

how's the hurricane?

Don’t remind me

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Here for the chimp out

Ids ogre bros. America is cancelled. Canada, congratulations. You are the country that actually matters now and not just some irrelevant backwater nobody cares about.

Alberta. Go Williams.

Is Serena serene in this match?

Helsinki

rip in piece sweet prince

And the chimp out begins.

Also I want to eat Serena's sweaty butthole

DAY OF THE GRILL

would this crowd stfu

Don't know, I don't live there anymore. My mum's there now and she seems to be doing alright though

Franco-Canada is a thing you know.
And the name bouchard means butcher, I believe.

jesus fucking christ get out

Tampere

MASHA BLESS

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Newfoundland

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She's already sweating plenty. Why would she even wear that outfit.

>Another new slam winner who will disappear in 2 weeks

>Serena getting our Serena'd by a canacuck
I still think she'll win but this is impressive

Post moar

THE SHE NIGGER AND A GYPSY
A love story of wild passions and C'MONS !

Now in 3D. Only in JEW SA cinemas.

I bet you're from edmonton

What an autistic name for a country. Why not just call it Land?

Is that Meghan Markle in Serena's entourage?

She's going to doom Serena because she always seeks attention despite having no real accomplishments.

Rigeye

Whats the technology behind the challenge?

>SEEREEENA YOU GOT DIS ILY UWUUUU

Women's tennis is an absolute joke

Imagine someone gracefully moving around the court instead of having to watch these 2 literal ogres

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She’s been winning all year idiot

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawk-Eye

actually pretty good match, doesn't look like WTA at all.

Thank you for the concern but I am no longer in Nova Scotia

Just mad lads in the control room doing whatevers most entertaining

I want Serena to crush my neck between her thighs

no way that's where all the commies lousy politicians live. i'm from calgary

it's really impressive

there's a bunch of cameras and when combined, they can recreate the ball's path. they also take into account the wall the ball deforms

If she loses its only because she's a mother and she's had to fight back for so hard and so long to make comeback and actually be on this stage. Go Serena!

Any betting tips for the other match?

Don’t forget racism

If you want to win money, bet on Nadal
If you want to lose money, bet on Medvedev

Medvedev wins in the 5th

This crowd is awful

But winning a slam is career ending in WTA

Retard, there's a reason why this won't happen. People like this are made to be models not athletes, they have genes that make them attractive but they're shit at sports. Most athletically gifted people are ugly

Madladev to beat Fraudal in 5.

This serena fights for all mothers with her grrl power

And she spent several hours in Compton

>makes serena fans seethe by just existing

based af

>Serena Williams at the US Open
Were you expecting anything different?

what is he thinking right now?

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>We’re not living in the timeline where Masha kept on beating Sereddit
What went so fucking wrong?

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Osaka was #1 before she got knocked out this tournament

Not really, no, but I had to say it anyway

>code violation

It's inaccurate as fuck. They just decided to use it to avoid arguments. Just not on clay since the inaccuracy becomes obvious with the marks left behind.

>Americans
Were you expecting anything different?

At least Genie Bouchard will always be better looking than Andreescu.

She has that at least.

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>code violation: ass too fat

I understand, they are absolutely horrendous

And what rank will she be on monday?

Reminiscing over the day he saved tennis by stealing from a black mother and icon

Silvercity

Bet the house on Memedev

>sudacas talking about shitty crowds
Fucking kek

Wtf is wrong with her left hip?

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NO NO NO THAT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE BIBI'S GAME

but she's not good looking enough to get massive sponsorship deals without the on court success so...

Her illegal enhancement drugs Maria has been using her whole career made the banned substances list and she got exposed hard without them.

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>Most athletically gifted people are ugly
fuck off nigger
Federer is ugly? Halep is ugly? Kosuke Kitajima is ugly? Liu XIang is ugly? FUCKING BOLT IS UGLY?

I'd be too afraid of playing against the goblin. It looks like it's going to devour you any moment. Andreescu knows no fear.

yeah

That literally the only thing she has. She has absolutely zero relevance as a tennis player nowadays.

She was losing to Gorilliams before that happened though

>25 years old

Tick tock.

>fed
lul at that nose
>halep
same thing. gypsy af

#4.

43 points above Halep in #5

idk there's something about her that's just... off

Either coping u suck at sports or coping ur ugly either way I'm gay

I agree but that is far from her best photo
Also, she sucks
The angle

Implying any of those people are athletically gifted, if LeBron picked up a racket at 16 instead of a basketball I wouldn't even have heard of any of these cucks

The physical benefits of using meldonium have never been proved and she was like caught week after it was made illegal. Shady as fuck.

Business idea: mandatory ball gags for tennis crowds

>What went so fucking wrong?
The prevalence of drug testing

lmao an ace, Serena let it go thinking it looked like it was going out

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AY YO SUHRENA U GOT DIS

You can smell the soda and tendies.

Andreescu will overtake her

man face + body doesnt make up for it

also she gonna hit the wall soon

See

digits and andreescu has a wardrobe malfunction

You know she had a very successful career, right?

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NEW

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yeah and if your mom had wheels i'd ride her like a bicycle...
what are you? a female or something?

kaman bianca finger her asshole

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Blacks are just naturally stronger than whites. Like how men are naturally stronger than women.

neither did Kournikova but that didn't matter to all those people with posters of her

Kournikova was a legit player before her injuries though and a multiple GS winner in doubles.

Based calculator man

It is every year, especially for Serena's matches. People pay a lot of money specifically to watch her and cheer for her. Screw etiquette or the other players.
The commentators are about as bad, about every word is about Serena

Nah. They'd be almost as noisy, but they'd sound like a choir of gimps instead.

>doubles
who gives a shit?

how long before serena snaps and accuses someone of racism?

i can't stop fap

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>Pleasse pleasssse peeees

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