Create a sport from this picture

Create a sport from this picture

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Hunger games

Just call it “More exciting than international soccer”

gjge

Dog walking

is that a feminist pitch?

Mazeball. Like baseball but actually entertaining.

replace baseball with dodgeball and you might be onto something there

Paintball

monkey hunting

Story?

so people just gonna sit in a stadium to look at trees?

Recycling jokes?

it's some artist's real life recreation of this picture. Highlighting some bullshit about how in the future dystopia, people will go to stadiums to see trees because everything else will be an urban hellscape or something like that

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Airsoft

Tree burning. Each team has one arsonist and other four lads who'll try to protect him and also stop their side of the forest from burning. If one side has the arsonist taken out or their forest is completely on fire they lose.

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deforestathlon

10 players per side with axes, whichever reaches the midline first, wins

that's basically what central park is though.

Canadawinslol

put a thousand or so male, military-age migrants in the pitch (put some fences around it too so they can't escape)
give some good old springfield rifles to 10 people on the stands. these people should pay an hefty sum to play this game, 10k or so to let them hunt as they please
the last remaining migrant is awarded with a sex emergency relief pack offered by greta thunberg

Virtue Signalling-ball ™

The hilarity being, the entire exhibit contributed more to this potential future than a lot of stuff. Because they ripped out those trees from an area and transplanted them and had to set up piping to keep them alive and limestone and loads of other shit.

Biourban will be the future so perhaps the artist is right. The problem is, humanity can do a lot of shit when there is money and a necessity to do so. Suddenly need a cure for something? Well, money and research will go into it and we'll find something. Cancer cures are held back by morality preventing deeper testing and general systems of getting stuff in and out of approval. Remove that and shit is easy. Need trees? Humanity could easily genetically edit trees to reach maturity faster than they do naturally, require less water and so on to do so and be resistant to natural diseases. Sure it could go horribly wrong and we're covered in trees we can't prevent growing, but who knows. Money, time, effort and pay-off is a large prevention of things.

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