/hoc/

>man hockey is gay isn’t it
>it sure is Pete
I love cock

pumpkin spice timbits are a thing now

my timbits in your mouth has been a thing forever though

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pumpkin spice is good my dude quit worrying about dumb shit

Kind of relevant, I wish teams would also get rid of the sexualized ice girls that skate around in revealing clothing. It’s so socially antiquated. Whenever I sit by the glass at a Ducks games I always hear some drunk douchebag shouting sexually explicit slurs and objectifying them. The whole thing is just a vestige of when our country was much less aware of the issue of hyper-masculinity.

It’s crazy sexist, especially when you look at the fully clothed men skating right next to them. I wonder what their compensation is like? If it’s like the NFL, they’re getting paid next to nothing and even worse they’re probably freezing cold

why do you assume he's worried maybe he's eating some right now

*farts*
fuck women

if they dont like it they can quit any time

I just find it to be awkward. I’m asexual so it doesn’t make me feel anything but it’s just awkward when you go to a game, especially if you’re with kids/family members and scantily clad women are sweeping up ice.

Along with that, I’m sure that they get really cold and uncomfortable, and I would think that they would want to wear warmer clothing

I see the incels are out in force tonight

*burps*
who cares

Except he shouts in Spanish so they can't understand him anyways, Juan

just got gagan on the phone

Many of them already have been taken out, IIRC I read an article about it a couple years ago

ONIONS ALERT
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I was at a knights game and there was this fat as shit boomer >rags fan next to me bitching about the ice girls

Yeah it bothers me that my team still does it. The calendars and catalogs they sell are pretty gross. Doesn’t need to be promoted at a sports venue where young women go to watch a game.

me? getting stoned

cringey cringe cringe cringe

Really turns off female fans and shows that the teams aren't even trying to appeal to women.

*farts louder*
shut the fuck up

Yeah, it personally doesn't bother me but it does irk a lot of my fellow female fans. And the idea of requiring the girls to wear shorts and makeup while the dudes wear track pants is pretty absurd.

*farts again*
shut up

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yea jobs requiring bit of personal hygiene and a uniform are absurd

This is great. You often hear that women can be linesmen lineswomen (and less frequently refs) because of the physical demands of the job, but give these women a chance to show what they can do. If they don't hack it they don't hack it, but let's see that instead of assuming they will all fail.

that poland guy is a total fuckin dweeb

>"muh women hockey"

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I always laugh at that. A woman can be a UFC ref, police officer, firefighter or paramedic but God forbid they be an NHL ref because they are certainly not strong enough.

ice girls should be fully nude

well they always have womens hockey lmao oh wait, women don't support other women. sad but true

Pucks? deep
Dicks? deep in a womans vagina

People seem to think if a woman took a stray elbow to the face she'd wither up and die. Yes, there are certainly physical demands of the job, but the idea that no woman could ever meet them is a bit far-fetched.

yikey

>womans

>this thread
very grim

I made a bunch of french fries in the oven, then put them in a bowl when they were piping hot, then mashed them up real nice and added a shitload of butter and salt.

>if a woman took a stray elbow to the face she'd wither up and die.
thats been proven tho

Blame the womans hockey faggot.

do americans really?

It's called a Quebec Mashed

Not quite as famous as poutine but just as good.

gotta make a move to a town thats right for me
town to keep me movin keep me groovin with some energy

thats a bloke

sorry my man, that vid is only 3rd behind south park machete lady face and pitball

Why even make them french fries at that point? Why not just serve mashed potatoes?

You don't get them girls loose loose (TJR!)
You don't get the world loose loose
You don't get money move move
But I do I do
You don't get them girls loose loose
You don't get the world loose loose
You don't get money move move
But I do I do

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Prospect tournament starts tomorrow at 2 pm, friends.

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it's called being poor dipshit

>this thread
BIG yikes

Slap me baby, one more time

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planning on it later tonight

>this thread
cringe

I work hard. But I play hard, too.

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based killshot

Look up in the sky, its a bird, its a plane,
Nah its just me, ain't a damn thing changed

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Such anger from an honest question, you must be very poor

Yea right, picture that with a kodak

did baby wongs complete the comeback?

Lost in OT.

did dach get the hat trick?

Not sure, but I don't think so.

youtube.com/watch?v=vH0nP4NzS9M

Whats the worst contract in the NHL right now?

Kevin Hayes

no it isn't

What is it with this shit general and your clickbait tier OP pictures?

That island's full of poofs and nonces, lad. They can't tell anymore.

is David Clarkson still on the books somewhere?

>Relocanes picked up Gardiner
top lel

Hurricanes fans don't want him.

late nite huomenta lads

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huomenta binland

"get laine"

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huomenta

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patrik laine because it doesnt fucking exist yet and im shitting

Tick tock wonderboy.

>they're actually at 85 million now

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Think he was on LTIR with Vegas

what happens if you’re not under the cap?

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no they traded his contract to toronto I think

Laffs have him

I think the league wouldn't let you play any games until you were back under.

please tell me that's a tranny

yeah in toronto. Explains why the cap is all fucky.

man in a wig

youtube.com/watch?v=PHjpWo4edfw&list=RDGMEMJQXQAmqrnmK1SEjY_rKBGAVMxQBKUPwG_Gk&index=27

For me its chun li

It's a girl, you bender. Have you forgotten what they look like?

fuck my lionsies

>Players, agents or employees found to have violated the cap face fines of US$250,000 – US$1 million and/or suspension. Teams found to have violated the cap face fines of up to US$5 million, cancellation of contracts, loss of draft picks, loss of points and/or forfeiture of game(s) determined to have been affected by the violation of the cap.

Reminder to remember reminders

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my loins :(

for me its chum lee

Redpill me on the British Columbia Lions.

absolute shit, routinely bombed the fuck out by my winnipeg blue bombies :DDD

Basically the Detroit Lions.

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1-9
plummeting attendance
ownership openly shopping the team
dysfunctional coaching staff
future of the club in doubt

Usual CFL stuff

Even the islanders have done better than the laffs since the 80's. Funny because since 2005, the isles have gotten two playoff series wins, and the laffs and panthlels have 0

what the fuck is an alouette anyway

worst record since 1969

wtf is a redblack

4 first round exits in the last 14 years

It's a red black, you dummy.

*ahem*
>1-10

>rags
aren't even this embarrassing

All the better.

One less week until this deathmarch is over.

stamps vs eskies tomorrow for me

sams going to be busy on his knees by the dumpster at the banjo bowl tomorrow

>They named themselves after "Alouette", a work song about plucking the feathers from a skylark, which had become a symbol of the Québécois. The origin of the team’s name also comes from the 425 Tactical Fighter Squadron – the Royal Canadian Air Force’s first French Canadian squadron.

Hockey community should be promoting healthy heterosexual lifestyle to younger audience by having more attractive cheerleaders at games, not less. Just a little nudge in right direction can save impressionable teens from growing up crooked.

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>plucking the feathers from a skylark
look at this lil birb, why are french people so evil

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Just got home after a 16 hour day

every day is 24 hours retard

youtube.com/watch?v=TVMK2gQig4A

>(Dirty Version)
no thanks im a christian

cringe

Damn you are retarded.

cringe

want to go to flavortown, lads

/hoc/ is a wignat general

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how'd you find this picture of me

based

waiting for hogkey

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bulju redemption arc when

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Scatman, fat man, black and white and brown man, tell me about the color of your soul

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Photoshop

Wagie wagie back in cagie

Everybody who goes there says that the city is unironically a great place to live.

lol I work in the movie industry. 95% of my time at work is taking naps, talking to qt's, and hitting up crafty

Sure, as long as you don't care about winning a cup.

Sure thing, janitor.

I had pork chops for dinner tonight. Not the best cut, and a bit thin for my liking, but the price couldn’t be beat this week.

steve smith batted 211 the other day. if you don't know this is like a 5 goal game. he scored 144, 142, and 92 in the first 3 innings of the ashes and missed the next 3 because of a concussion.

he was forced to stand down from the captaincy last year after overseeing some of his team mates tampering with a ball and was banned from all international and domestic cricket for one year.

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Metro
1.WSH
2.NYI
3.CAR
Pacific
1.TBL
2.TOR
3.BOS
Wild cards
#1-MTL
#2-NJD
Central
1.COL
2.DAL
3.STL
Pacific
1.CGY
2.VGK
3.ARI
Wild cards
1.NSH
2.EDM
Script leak btw

This may come as a shock.

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delete this

You posted this same list either yesterday or the day before, and it was as dumb then as it is now.

you misspelled the filename, his name is cam warq

just photoshopped my eyes red so i can think more deeply about pucks

oh my
based and redballed

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cricket more like SHITket because that “””””””””””sport””@“”””””””” is fucking SHIT

but kippers! christmas is in 3 and a half months! silly kibbers

haha yeah FUCK cricket

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cringe but redpilled

/hoc/ sometimes feels like vault 120

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more like vault 420

DUDE

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ah, sorry lad

IT. HAS. BEGUN

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sounds dank af

the fuck is vault 120
what a disgrace

>the fuck is vault 120
see picture

tldr

it's worth it lad, also, fuck skinnys

when is hockey

very soon actually.

incel detected

youtu.be/a6otjCKg594

Will Kaapo Kakko finally be what the rags need to not suck?

"yes"

Not enough.

holy fucking based a nostalgiapilled

for me lads? it's the cricket.

based

Getting old blows

the cricket? not for me.

gonna have a shower lads

I saw you retards try to make your own version of these yesterday, but mine will always correctly reign supreme.

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for me? it's pesäpallo girls

Who are you?

take your toaster with you

/hoc/ ain't what it used to be back in my day

hobbits don't have electricity

no wow tonight lads, i had a long day at the state fair with the senpai. gonna watch some mindhunter and go to bed early. hockey tomorrow imo

Mine would be yours but with the debbies in Cringe

for me? its sauna golem

get a clue old man

Get off my lawn

tell me about pre kippers /hoc/

Yeah, I can see moving them down now. They weren't as bad a couple months ago when I made it.

She's been here the whole time

/hoc/, like Yea Forums, was never good

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>she

is kip kip back?

>implying 2006-2009 Yea Forums wasn't unequivocally based

I don't think there was ever a no tripfag era of sp in general

Why are Yea Forums jannies such fucking faggots.

>tell me about pre-kippers /hoc/
it used to work in another field

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I'm enjoying this current era

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Don't fucking (You) me again, faggot.

Only because you were 12

who /paintrain/ here

>rags era was best era

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;^)

wow another wojak edit
*yawn*

>86

Your wife is enjoying my current erection

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Biggest Reddit nigger in the league

t. seething brown analslime obese cuck

don't talk shit about big joe you worthless scum

begging for that spic to get heemed by the pain train lads

based

how did you get her away from the slop trough?

>Nashville
>Wildcard
Kill yourself my main man your opinion is objectively retarded. Digits and Preds win Leec Up

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fuck you

what if you retards talked about hockey

Told her my dick was filled with cheez wiz

>defending le shit defender but has a totally epic beard maymay man
THANK THE MAKER I'm not Canadian

asswipe

>le ebin jumbo and his rooster xd
nothing makes me happier than knowing this faggot will never win a cup

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What if you had sex

please seethe harder vegass

digits confirm big joe will hoist the cup this year, cap this post lads

why do you hate him so much?

It's just me and your mom's favorite number bitch

Sharks and knights are both reddit

>the best rivalry in the NHL is reddit
ok retard

>69
Career-ending injury from slipping on the wet floor in a gay bathhouse.

This

>vegass
nope, but it's nice that they live rent free in your head still. at least you beat them right?

joe thornton is a dirty playing piece of trash, other than him and kane, the sharks team is pretty cool.

>le ebin contrarian meme opinion
why can't any faggot on the internet formulate an individual opinion

>95239791

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just want to see jumbo score 4 lads

Low quality bait

they formed an opinion that is contrary to popular belief

fuck off idiot

95239791
i didnt know that the flyers and penguins was reddit my dude

Shant be hating on Punished Joe to be hon.

Yeah I'm thinking this tbpqhwy

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literally who?

>joe thornton is a dirty playing piece of trash, other than him and kane, the sharks team is pretty cool.
that's reasonable

>wow i love the kachina jerseys!

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>tfw you realize that >your team doesn't really have any rivalries

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>they think it's bait
based retards can't think of a rebuttal so they just hide behind their reddit reaction images

thx

still is a nice logo. fuck your wojak btw
it is bait because shorks and knights feels plastic as fuck

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cannot fucking wait until hiro bans "reddit" site-wide

>the popular belief on reddit is sharks and VGK GOOD
>the popular belief on /hoc/ is sharks and VGK BAD

Gary says no hockey till /hoc/ learns to behave

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>when incels pretend they could have sex with any woman much less my wife

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The whole """rivalry"""" is based on terrible officiating

cannot fucking wait until hiro bans "tripfags" site-wide

R.I.P. the entire sport of hockey.

it's not bait and it's not plastic
they hated each other before that

it's mostly just kane and the other nigger

>when a """man""" decides to use a tripcode and watch anime

Don't forget to tune in to NBCSports Wednesday Night Rivalry, this weeks big rivalry
>FLA v PIT

No it isn't. Vegas had the Sharks' number until the playoffs, and eliminated them the prior year. Then they blew it, so now it's only made it an even hotter rivalry. Leave the officials (shitty or otherwise) out of it.

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i'm going to bed now, when i get back tomorow morning, there better be NO SHITPOSTING, only discussion about hockey, and maybe like 2 posts about marinara, be careful lads, i've got a special punishment for those who won't respect my instructions

hockey? is for every one, of course.

>it isnt plastic
If it wasnt, then its just a meh bad blood rivalry. The isles rags, penguins flyers, and laffs-habs/bruins all have been pretty much better. I get its good to see actual hatred for teams, but I want another round of heated anger between the shorks and knights

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>[boomers sipping in the background]
>implying that's not a rivalry

shall be watching >my team's rookies tomorrow

just finished my shower lads

Same.
Shall be watching a bunch of rookies, ECHLers, and a motorcycle.

my loines :(

>implying you wont still know it's me.
Cant believe some people actually reject hockey despite this.

>[sad, whimpering roar]

neither california or las vegas are hockey markets and im going to need to ask you to leave

cry more doug

Use Zyklon B next time

>tfw motorcycle used to be on my team

Politely shove it up your ass

make me faggot

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none of the three """"people""" that just (You)d my post are white

>jackets btfo of rags
>Elvis got the win
Based

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why? I don't have lice

>tfw got the newer-model motorcycle
:^)

It would take a lot of zyklon to kill one man

Bracket unironically is but hes not from California

I'm a 100% white East-Coaster who just Vegasposts from time to time because I honestly don't mind them.

okay sure ya brown cuckold fat piece of shit. tell your obese wife hi after she gets home from jerome's house.

>tripfag apologists
cant imagine anything more haram

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I know
"no"

Have sex
Based knowing his shit user

>tfw get confused between harem and haram

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bull is over at brackets apartment right now

well then why would I shower using zyklon b?

love >my team
like Vegas
preferred the Ducks when they were Mighty
like Calgary
love French-Canadian women
can't stand French-Canadian "men"

simple as

i don't know what harem is

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That's an easy mistake to make. I mean its just 1 letter.
Yeah me :^)

Rasputin was pretty based

absolutely based

va chier

just found out what harem is

bracket is posting from his cuckshed right now

>preferred the ducks when they were mighty
You and every duck
>French Canadian
>male
Pick 1

gonna watch the mighty ducks 3 now lads

*sips*

good morgen norge

*fucks your sister*

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Going to bed tbqhwu fren. But thanks!

wish I could squeeze those

I remember when this edit was first made because the Sharks were just so proud to have finally gotten a SINGLE victory against the then-unbeaten Golden Knights in the playoffs.
Kinda sad tbqh.

they arent very big but they do look nice

I made it and I'm not even a shorks fan I just thought it was funny.

youtu.be/pckKvIza0QM

What ever happened to that one Canadian Sharks fan?

charlie from the mighty ducks franchise is a selfish faggot

Joe veleno was based today

thats what happens when you dont have a dad. probably watches anime too.

He became a penguins fan.

>OP picture deleted
Really, now?

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shut the fuck up idiot

>projection: the post

>no u: the post

m.youtube.com/watch?v=rNtiEcT9W6M

based

>no u
good one. kill yourself so your father can walk with his head held high once again

so any one heading down to >their teams prospect skate tomorrow?

i would, but im going to hang out with my dad and drink some beers and make fun of liberals and non-whites

i'm taking my grandma to the movies

No, it's like a seven-hour drive. I can just watch it from the comfort of my computer.

i hope that one lad replies with the maga soi picture that makes you faggot snowflakes seethe

>2019
>Finland still hasn't apologized for its busts

>le take the meme that btfo soifag liberals nearly 5 years ago at this stage and say no u

what did he mean by this incoherent anger rant?

tummies

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why did your dad leave

dumb libtards

when does the suomi golden generation end?

Is he going to watch you and your sister have sex or go bang your aunt?

he's still married to my mom going on 37 year pusy, don't project on me ya boiling simp

Who deleted OPs picture?
I would understand if it was the jannies, because all of them are raging faggots
I would understand if it was the mods because all of the are raging faggots
If it was OP he should fuck back off to r*ddit and never post another OP again.

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>no u
Still not an argument.

it hasn't even really started yet desu

Apologize to Norge I’m running out of patience

>suomi golden generation
It ended before it began

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Based retarded backwoods hill billy.

>muh precious shitskins need my help

oh no
oh no no no no

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kek he's brown laine

>h-hey guys l-look i'm a racist on Yea Forums!!!!

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who are you quoting%¤$@

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>oh this? I call it the pussy destroyer

Deeply depressed lads

>game used ice

hows the procentage

have sex

Can't you go down to where the Zamboni comes out and grab some ''ice'' for yourself?

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>used game ice

were it so easy...

can't tell if based or cringe

He would if he could, bitch

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That would only lead to temporary relief

>temporary relief
hockey soon

delete that pic please

im sorry to hear that man. I have nothing to offer but this at the moment

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same

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Why did the Sharks hire a former baseball GM as a scout?

Welcome home.

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perfect time of year to get a bit of camping done gents. Great temps, not too hot, not too cold

LOVE getting high and looking at the stars

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lookin good m8

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/hoc/ backpacking trip when

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its true

the california trannies would need too many dilation breaks

Probably have some friend in the organization and needed a job.

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>implying they're invited

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few buddies, tents, fire, few brews, dude, poker game by campfire

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we have the best weed though

Fuck off, Sweden.
We're feeling right now.

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based albertan swede

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Sweden needs to hang just like all niggers

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Hockey hockey 1 2 3

shant be in the woods with anyone other than snowbelt Christian lads

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hockey hockey you and me

just don't eat the brownies

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>canadian asslicking from norway

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my cousin has 2 amateur porn vids and i fap to them every once in a while

The other swede who posts the cute animal pictures is way more based to be honest

>norwegian clipart

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Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I never had a garbanzo bean on my face before

Of course you think non-hockey related stuff is better. You're from Ontario and a laffs fan
>0 cups

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I don't live in that shithole and hate the laffs

How many pedophiles does it take to change a light bulb?

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Well fuck you then, you dumb chink

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most based post in the thread desu

Why are you so angry.

Because his existence is worthless.

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Shabazz must be running late for his bull session

Where were you when Elvis "Dominik Hasek" Merzlikins began his story?

All existence is worthless

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Watching Petr Mrazek surpass Dominik Hasek.

I'm not angry. I just hate chinks from Hongcouver

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i've had a girl pee on my face one time due to a night of drunken debauchery. i peed on her too.

:)

:)

utterly degenerate

based of she was hot
cringe if she was not

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don't get him started

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i used to pee on my girlfriend when her back was turned in the shower without her noticing

:) :) :) :) :) #>

absolutely. alcohol and cocaine fueled debauchery.
it was "the one who got away" desu. she was qt and petite. artsy and smart, but not an "art hoe"

peed on brackets fat wife lmao

That's the reason she broke up with you

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no i cheated a bunch of times

listening to smooth jazz

Have you ever thought about killing yourself so for once your parents would be proud of you?

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Hal > Will > Sam > Ted > Randy

Fuck off, Pete.

Not Pete but I’m a fan of his work. Don’t think I’ve even seen him lately

Wish Will came back

>The guy who sang "I'm Yours" is better than the Dominator

That's the same response that Pete always gives.
We know it's you, Pete.

based
youtube.com/watch?v=dfYWD4hDkdw

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hard shant

He’s enjoying William’s Lake like a Chad
That’s because that’s how you always reply ya pinhead

>mandrama posting
Goodnight.

ya bubblin

Well, then you just have to accept going through life being a huge disappointment to everyone who knows you

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t. absolute ding-dong diddly boiling simp

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amos more like anus lmao lmao lmao lmao

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chateauguay grenadiers more like chateau gay gay niggers lmao

Looks like a wojak

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looks like a wojak

Is Joe Rogan a cuck?

riverains more like HIV AIDS
he married a women with a half black daughter do the math

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Jaime pull that up for me

based

go ask /heem/

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phenix more like femdicks aka dickgirls

No I'm asking you

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unironically yes

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based elite johnny queer

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based
youtu.be/SqqazPDxzjI

based Russ from Rousseau

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levis commandeurs more like penis cuminhanders

haha

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Nice
youtube.com/watch?v=BOgN3jVgv1w

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have you been saying your prayers and sending your thanks to Gary /hoc/

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Paul Kariya wasn't a very good actor in MD3.

My favorite part in MD3 is when Charlie and the slag bond over their shared enjoyment of Pantera

For keeping 12% of all players salaries in deposition that they haven't gotten back?

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oy vey antisemite

i like the young autistic well-dressed play by play lad

My favourite part in D3 is when Charlie wakes up and find Bombay sitting beside his bed, implying Bombay jerked off on Charlie while he slept.

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that was shinji and asuka

Absolute legend
Bombay is pure and only slams single moms and icelandic slags

My favourite moment in Slap Shot 2: Breaking the Ice is when Stephen Baldwin, the protagonist, tries to rape a woman in the parking lot

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i've actually never seen slap shot 2. i've seen the first one ofc

Sorry, I don'r watch weebshit

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Jussie Smollet was in D1 but NOT in 2 or 3; they only kept the black kid that was also in the Sandlot but they added Benny the Jet Rodriguez shit was so cash

I've seen it several times after Puck Podcast did a hockey movie review of it. I would say it's a good bad movie

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Your team wins the Cup but you have to eat a burger fresh cooked on Ted's grill.

The only thing about slapshot 2 i even remember is when some American chads bullied a Canadian and called him a canuck fuck

oh shit
was that benny the jet rodriguez who was looking up the girls skirts under the lunch table?

>Jussie Smollet was in D1
As a kid I was never sure if he was a girl or a boy

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:DDDDD

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Not sure I only saw 3 a few times but in 2 hes the Cuban kid who somehow doesn’t know how to stop when he skates

...

...

I don't remember that. I do remember that Stephen Baldwin's character was kicked out of the NHL because he allegedly threw game 6 by hitting the crossbar on a breakaway

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