/heem/ - Remember the smell edition

Μr.Coker can we trade Lara for Roxanus Modscaterri?

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I can't remember a boring MJ fight

Free money parlay:
Muhammad by decision
Lee by decision
Makhachev by decision

Pays +375

dustin is going to beat this goat fuckers ass

I agree with Muhammed and Makhachev but what's your reasoning for a Lee decision?

>The Irish Dragon
>is actually American

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His name isn't even Irish, it's German. Weird larper.

She's stronger, more athletic, and has better striking. Her one weakspot is her grappling, but showed good TD defense in her last fight. She's going to keep it standing and outpoint her on her feet. And it's WMMA, the KO threat isn't really there.

I'm gonna be honest, I never feel sure of a wmma outcome. I do agree that KGB was looking impressive in her last bouts, hope you score.

Khabib is undefeated

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Pretty much the same. Would like to see Felder get it done, though.

lmao you guys see that Khabib interview where he just goes how many times are you guys asking the same shit past 3 months 90% of you ask the same questions

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nice haircut

That cunt is just a mildly scarier version of "omg so quirky!"

Somehow a bunch of my complete cazzie friends are aware of it and wanna watch it, no idea where they would've seen commercials for it though, maybe on Fox Sports (which still has the rights in Latin America)

youtube.com/watch?v=HcXNPI-IPPM

she makes my pp hard haha

paedo

nah she surely leads that lifestyle, all the time high off her ass

they're probably not marketing heavily in America because they want to see how much they can make if they focus marketing elsewhere. Same thing happening with Hollywood and China, they build off the American fans so they can expand into other markets and cater there.

I just realised from embeddeds Felder is an american.
Why does he pretend to be irish/welsh or whatever in his fight name then?
At least barboza knows where hes from

Why do you faggots LARP as Englishmen, putting the queen on your money and spelling shit all faggy and shit?

I hate the english, its just the fucking boomers. When they die republic soon

Actually quite based, good for you Zane.

You're conversing with a chinaman.

So NZ is the new Canada?

Who the fuck has beef with who and who is going to end up fighting each other and when?

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I wish, all the fucking rich chinese kids who cant get into AUS/Canada cause they're not smart enough come here and hoon around in maseratis with there antisocial club shit.

But at leas they dont rely on govt handouts and contribute to the economy by buying overpriced shit and bubble tea I guess.

Anyway off topic, Khabib/barboza/Islam/Taisumov is the best parley to make.

its going to be me vs the entire flyweight division, I finish them all inside 2 rounds

Probably because it's on in the afternoon.

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Champ Shit Only

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Will you spit or swallow?

can shit only

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Son of a motherFUCK that must've hurt.

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that's some gnarly shit, I love it

Thawlts on outing your cheating friend and mentor?

Steroids or a side bitch?

Check it out.
streamable.com/75dzu

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p sure rogan's relationship is lowkey open
he used to (while still married) always go on about how crazy it is to tie down to one person and never fuck anyone else

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he's my boy but I've gotta post this
youtube.com/watch?v=Hm1YFszJWbQ

Fucking Shaub what an absolute turd. Great reactions from the other three though.

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Me on the right.

September 7th, 2019
>Almost all fighters on the UFC 242 card have underperformed due to jetlag and other complications
>UFC 242 has so far ended up being a very lackluster card. But there is still one fight left, the main event
>It's the moment fight fans around the world have been waiting for
>Just before Dustin Poirier is expected to make his walk to the cage, Dana white takes the center of the octagon with a mic in hand
>"I regret to inform you all that, Dustin Poirier has suffered a catastrophic freak injury while warming up backstage just moments ago, the main event has been cancelled. I would like to apologi-"
>Dana's Mic is cut
>The lights go out
>Glass shatters
>E Ala E begins to play over the speakers
>A man in a hoodie is seen walking to the cage
>Lights come on
>It's BJ Penn
>The GOAT is here
>Dana has no choice but to let the People's main event commence
>Khabib shoots for a single leg immediately as the first round begins
>BJ throws a quick jab, shattering Khabib's nose, jaw, both orbital bones, and the frontal bones of his skull, and killing him instantly
>But it's not over yet
>The greatest of all time gets on the mic
>"FAT DUDE FROM THE BAR, YOU'RE TAKING EVERYTHING I WORK FOR MOTHERFUCKER"
>Just then, Andy Ruiz emerges from the crowd to settle the score in a rematch
>BJ unleashes a godly uppercut, which decapitates Ruiz
>Lights go out momentarily and turn back on
>And just like that, he's gone

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if we keep this up we can make a gif

Based Tony.

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Why didn't he just try and get his leg away and position it so it wasn't readily available for his ligaments to get ripped apart, he kept putting himself in the position to get twisted up

I'd be so pissed if I lost to that, it's like a real life cheese strat, what a bullshit move

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can't wait to see /heem/ turn on Tony after Khabib ruins him

schauchinfreud

Whoever does can't forget the "I fucked up" face.

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/heem/ might but I won't. I still haven't turned on Mark Hunt.

he's going to kill Wandy

is inwicta in 30 minutes?

Made khabib suck his big black hawg for half a round

I think Schaub is just that much of a retard he can't think of another bald person he knows

Thankfully that was a hoax

What is your favorite fighter?

is that girl dead

conor thrown under the bus by the ufc

confirming that he did actually say that it's only business and not stop bitchin

instagram.com/p/B2FnU-_pkPX/?igshid=9x0pk4453unm

oh no no no ahahahhahahahhahh

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redpill me on sex with /fs/

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dang, I got rused by a shit parody account

He eats his shit whole

IM ABOUT TO LOSE IT

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03/28 - Alaska FC 138: - 11:59pm ET
03/30 - Victory FC: Fight Night Coco Key 2 - 7pm ET
03/31 - Glory 52 - 9pm ET
04/06 - Bellator 196: Henderson vs. Huerta - 4pm ET
04/06 - Titan FC 49: Gomez vs Soares - 7pm ET
04/07 - ACB 84: Toledo vs Vegh - 2pm ET
04/07 - UFC 223 : Ferguson vs. Nurmagomedov - 10pm ET

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bro stop

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hey, mods, could you share this guy's info with the fbi please

I COULD HEEM EVERYONE HERE AND TWICE ON SUNDAY

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dude chill

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lol the absolute state of this general with these low incomes kids posting about their favorite super hero fighter fucking zeroes, wouldnt survive a day in the woods

if u arent tcity german or adan youre a pussy faggot

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Spammy what the HECK dude, I thought we were cool

>VolCAN Poozdasmear
>Stipee Miopiss
>Donald "Cowdung" Pooronne
>Urinal Faber
>Alexcander Gutstuffedin aka Flushedoffson
>Cholera Gadelha
>Plug Hole Clogajunas
>Chan Sung Dung
>Doo Doo Choi
>Pissrael "The Last Stoolbender" Adesanya

wut

Spamuel

Not once have I ever felt such anticipation for a fight as much as I feel to see Andrea "KGB" Lee face off against Joanna "JoJo" Calderwood in the octagon.

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Barbosza cannot catch a break

Valentina Shevchenko is a Russian spy

Lads... in less than 24 hours the entire event will be over.

24 hours closer to Justin vs Cowboy

Barboza is flushed beyond salvation
Felder takes the old dog out back

bunch of weirdos

EL PERUANO

dude I'll give you money if you want, just go away

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dude, Kat looked DOPE this last episode
she really dolled herself up
would hit for sure dude

Invicta is starting now. Who y'all got winning the tourney?

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my dick

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I don't think conor was implying in that tweet that he literally said quit your bitchin, but rather that's what he meant. Like quit complaining about me cheating, it's only business

I don't get people who think he was apologizing. Why would he do that after the round he won and not after the round where he got ground and pounded

wtf happened to calderwood

So I'm really expected to start drinking tomorrow at 8AM in the morning?? Such atrocious scheduling for a PPV.

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how many of those are lesbians?

2 as far as I know

i feel like you're trying to be ironic but in fact that fight looks great

3 and 6 are alright looking
the rest are turbo dykes
That said, rolling

I took it more as "Stop taking it so personal, nerd. This fight is what it is because of me."

Goddamn it

WRONG MY BOY TAKASHI GOT THIS IN THE BAG.

looking back can we all agree that there are some serious racial animus undertones to how intensely Jorge Masvidal hated Ben Askren and his "talk?"

She looks like a totally different person, that's fucked up

Masvidal is an antisemite

I'm gonna make a guess. 3 and 8? (I'm counting middle lady)

>"Khabib throws a jab down the middle, Dustin parries."
>"You know what's interesting to me is how the weight cut is affecting Khabib right now compared to Dustin. We know they both have trouble making it to 155, so the question is whose cardio is going to win out here."
>"You're not wrong there, Joe, as we enter the last minute of the 2nd round on our Modelo fight clock."
>"And we heard what Dustin said--nice right by Dustin there--he said he wanted--Oh again with that hook! Khabib might be--OHHHHHHH!!!"
>"KHABIB IS WOBBLED THAT WAS A BIG SHOT"
>"OH AND AGAIN, KHABIB IS IN BIG TROUBLE HERE! HE NEEDS TO--OHHHHH!!!! THAT'S IT HE'S OUT, HE'S OUT!
>"WELL WE HAVE YOUR NEW LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION RIGHT HERE TONIGHT IN ABU DABI! THE MAN FROM LOUISIANA! DUSTIN! POIRER!

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Mini khabib has dsl there I said it

Ok, Spammy, I'm not sure if you're in here or not, but I looked into the /fs/ pedo stuff, geniunely don't know what you're talking about, they're just posting pics and stuff of the skaters, same stuff people do here.

I don't think Masvidal knows what a jew is
I think, especially with those last two punches, he was expressing how much he hates smart white people who know how to speak correctly

poor girl :(

>how long before khabib takes him back down?
>that long

He's best friends with colby so nah. Askren was just a douche

>Picking against the Palestine Suicide Bomber on his turf
You’re gonna have a bad time

DUSTIN WILL WIN
I'M SURE OF IT

>he hates smart white people who know how to speak correctly
So Jews?

and then you wake up

belal is a chinlet

AND STILLLLL.......... THE INTERIM CHAMP OF THE WORLD

FLUSHED. UFC/ESPN IS BACKING KHABIB NOW, KHABIB IS MORE OF A DRAW AND UNDISPUTED WHILE THIS LEPRECHAUN IS IRRELEVANT AND ETERNALLY FLUSHED COKEHEAD ALCOHOLIC OLDMAN HITTER.

My top 5 boy'd fighters are Whittaker, Askren, Stipe, Holloway and Gooby.

How BASED am I?

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THUD ROSE
>THUD ROSE

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>stipe
>holloway
>goob
Base-
>Askren
faggot

>askren

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crackstreams is crap right now

anyone have other stream links for invicta?

THE SAMURAI FEARS NOT THE DECISION MACHINE, IT WILL BE KILL OR BE KILLED. 2 fight parlay is fine but 3 is pushing it.

Who is the Chuck Mangione of MMA?

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the day point fighting died

You just gotta believe

Elias was robbed here.

never heard this dude's music before, good post user

based as fuck if I'm being honest
believe in Ben

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sup heem

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He’s only been KOd once by Luque and are absolute bombs from Geoff Neal. He kept coming when he looked like when he was done. If anything he has an iron chin cazzie

Where are the picks

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>No Hardy
Faggot

Just get better takedown defense lmao

The pick guy got banned by mods (not sure what for), reset his router then got permabanned for ban evasion.

Thomas Jefferson fucked niggers

If I went in the UFC I would just slip the opponent's punches and then heem them, simple

>Just get better takedown defense
Do you know how silly you sound

do you have the most recent version? I'll take over if need be

based Coral

He was a fag anyways taking non pic picks

me? i would simply defeat my opponents

BASED

Not as silly as you after a stinking nasty heel kick to the jaw knockout by me that leaves you half demented, just about.

coral got heemed by the hurricane m8

We really don't need someone to take the picks. It's time to move on....

Nah, I never did the picks anyways, he did say he would be doing phonoposting for the Dustin.Khabib event but I guess he's just gone...

He also said he will release an open source code for the predictions he does, so there's that...

oh

y'all niggas seen this?

youtube.com/watch?v=tW2Cq6N-i5U

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Khabib
Barboza
Islam
Blaydes
Ferreria

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alright, I'll make a new one and post it in a little bit

crackstreams.com/mmastreams/watch-invicta-fc-prs-2/

We're in here

lmao

poirier beats nurmagomedov 9999 times out of 10000

GOOD post.

10000k*

Watched two minutes of those two womenlets wrestling and I'm out. WMMA was a mistake.

Not cool bro, my parents died in a freak tornado kick accident when I was young

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Gimmie a C, gimme an AZZ, what's that spell it's CAZ CAZ CAZ

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What if they switched to 3 minute rounds fo the tournament

2x3
2x3
3x3

Tapped out a pro MMA fighter, AMA

Thawlts on BJ Penn?

What promotion does she fight in

Check out this rich insta thot I know that follows the ufc around the world...she’s in Abu Dhabi now......I think she tries to fuck fighters but I also think they’re not having it

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Gotta be honest. If you're a woman, an MMA fighter and you have a dyke haircut, don't bullshit around by having a husband and shit. Just be a lesbian.

Me foot were a fookin balloon yeh

She's just creeping for that lucrative lawsuit

no we am not

Back in 2017 Khabib broke into my hotel room, bent me at the waist, and took me on a one way trip to brown town. I'd be lying if I said I didn't love every second.

"brown town" ??? Where is that?

absolutely based Coral

>!BnOY251Yvk
Since you can't resist attention whoring make a heeminder for september and a birthday calendar now you dull domed small dicked fat unloved zilch

>UFC tomorrow afternoon
>Bellator tomorrow night

It's a full day of heems!

damn i didn't realize sean gannon died. i live in the boston area and trained at his old gym (long after he left) and remember there were half mast flags everywhere for a dead cop but didn't know who it was. just googled him to see what he was up to and turns out that was him -he got shot by some methhead. seems like he was an actual decent cop who turned in dirty cops planting evidence and shit.

Not even that.....she has money and a fighter fetish.....pretty sure she gets off on being punched and punching people. She don’t even have a job

khabib h8rs always with the homosexual fantasies... yikes!

Sorry guys, got a message from my dad, he said I have to get off the computer, now he's calling me, probably gonna have to get off.

G'Night heem, see you tomorrow.

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F

I live in the Boston area too, fuck all cops fuck government employees and fuck junkies. Fuck niggers too. I hope this state gets nuked. You going to the Weidman-Reyes fight night?

come see me in quincy faggot ill turn you inside out

> the bear jew
> is Scottish

I only go to Quincy to fuck Vietcong chicks, sorry lad

gaels are one of the lost tribes of israel. read a book.

skurred lil bitch

Inshallah

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>Jews
>White

tube.shegods.com/video/twink-gaby-abelha-gets-her-tight-ass-screwed-by-a-massive-cock-iauQrcWufgd.html

tube.shegods.com/video/twink-gaby-abelha-gets-her-tight-ass-screwed-by-a-massive-cock-iauQrcWufgd.html

tube.shegods.com/video/twink-gaby-abelha-gets-her-tight-ass-screwed-by-a-massive-cock-iauQrcWufgd.html

tube.shegods.com/video/twink-gaby-abelha-gets-her-tight-ass-screwed-by-a-massive-cock-iauQrcWufgd.html

tube.shegods.com/video/twink-gaby-abelha-gets-her-tight-ass-screwed-by-a-massive-cock-iauQrcWufgd.html

rate my wife

no one cares you race traitor zilch

based

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jesus you retards truly are fucking stupid with your dumbass parlays

Yo, spammy, last message before I go to sleep, I checked the /fs/ pedo shit, there's literally nothing going on there, you're making a mountain out of a molehill, they're just posting pictures of the skaters, same thing people do here.

nice meme lifts. crossfit tier

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Snow blanket chick looked strong as hell, shoulda won that one

Poirier
Felder
Islam
Curtis
Taisumov

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i swear to fucking god i hate you
i got over 180 of their posts deleted you fucking dead brained zilch they all belong to a literal child porn exchange board yo ufuckingj awujbha ergoja
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>seems like he was an actual decent cop who turned in dirty cops planting evidence and shit.
>shot by methead
Doubt.jpeg

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Pull up to Athol, faggots u won’t do shit
Or hit me up at the Weidman Reyes fight

>181cm 75KG 77" Reach 09/07/19(Sat)06:12:07 No.95236373▶
>
> Yo, spammy, last message before I go to sleep, I checked the /fs/ pedo shit, there's literally nothing going on there, you're making a mountain out of a molehill, they're just posting pictures of the skaters, same thing people do here.
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>Anonymous 09/07/19(Sat)06:12:13 No.95236375▶
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> nice meme lifts. crossfit tier
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>Anonymous 09/07/19(Sat)06:13:12 No.95236403▶
> Snow blanket chick looked strong as hell, shoulda won that one
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>Anonymous 09/07/19(Sat)06:15:34 No.95236460▶
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>Anonymous 09/07/19(Sat)06:15:39 No.95236462▶
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> i swear to fucking god i hate you
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>Anonymous 09/07/19(Sat)06:16:20 No.95236482▶
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>Anonymous 09/07/19(Sat)06:16:44 No.95236488▶
>
>
> Pull up to Athol, faggots u won’t do shit
> Or hit me up at the Weidman Reyes fight

>he doesn't neckbridge-barbell-lat-pullover
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Alright, all trolling aside, what's your favourite song on the new Post Malone album? No trolling btw.

yeah i had the same thought but it seems legit looking into it.

Usman dodging Covington what a piece of shit. He needs to be stripped immediately. Fuck this asshole.

Schaub just ended Joe's marriage

reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/d0cucn/podcaster_lets_something_slip_about_married_friend/

she literally has breast implants

>central mass
>fuckin athol
lmaoooooo

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he will be stripped.
colby will fight nate diaz for the belt

>reddit.com/r
stay there you fucking millennial smoke free 20 airbags per electric car iphone having cunt

Seethe whiteboi

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but what about metaphorically?

>Anonymous 09/07/19(Sat)06:24:06 No.95236655▶
>
> he will be stripped.
> colby will fight nate diaz for the belt
>>>
>LITERALLY MELITERALLY MELITERALLY MELITERALLY ME 09/07/19(Sat)06:24:47 No.95236669▶
>
> >reddit.com/r
> stay there you fucking millennial smoke free 20 airbags per electric car iphone having cunt
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>Anonymous 09/07/19(Sat)06:26:14 No.95236700▶
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> Seethe whiteboi
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>Anonymous 09/07/19(Sat)06:26:17 No.95236701▶
>
> but what about metaphorically?
>Anonymous 09/07/19(Sat)06:24:06 No.95236655▶
>
> he will be stripped.
> colby will fight nate diaz for the belt
>>>
>LITERALLY MELITERALLY MELITERALLY MELITERALLY ME 09/07/19(Sat)06:24:47 No.95236669▶
>
> >reddit.com/r
> stay there you fucking millennial smoke free 20 airbags per electric car iphone having cunt
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>Anonymous 09/07/19(Sat)06:26:14 No.95236700▶
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>Anonymous 09/07/19(Sat)06:26:17 No.95236701▶
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> but what about metaphorically?

favorite african fighter?

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Is mental illness a sport?

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He’s a fucking cocksucker and a larping faggot. He has 0 interest in defending his belt.

Seethe.

lol the redheaded chilean redditor got the cuck signal and piped up fast

Anybody know a site where I can bet on what the main event of 244 will be ?

Anybody else here root against all black fighters?

I'll be the guy in the heem.com shirt, meet me in the carpark before the fights and get in my guard

i had to give up my LAKERS TICKETS

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Paddy power maybe?

I've never been angry about an obvious dodge before but Covington fucking earned the title shot. This is a joke. Now Covington and Masvidal are pretending they're "not friends" to set up hype for their fight? This is the UFC at their lowest. This is why fans stop watching.

>This fight clock brought to you by Modelo, with 3 minutes left to go in the 3rd round both men are looking pretty tired in these exchanges, wouldn't you say, Joe?
>Oh, absolutely... this has been an absolute W-A-R between two of the greatest lightweights on the planet, but they're both beginning to lose some of their steam.
>As Khabib shoots for another single it looks like Dustin is going to capitalize with a left hook followed by a-
>OH, HE TAGGED HIM! HE HURT HIM!
>Dustin Porier pouring it on now as he pushes Khabib to the fence!
>HE TAGGED HIM AGAIN! HE'S OUT! STOP THE FIGHT! STOP THE FIGHT!
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND IT IIIIIIIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL OVER.... JUST... LIKE... THAT!!!
>DUSTIN PORIER IS THE NEW UFC LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!
>Dustin gets in done in Abu Dhabi with a minute to go in Round number 3. Wow!
>I'm shaking right now, John. Can you see that? That was IN-SANE!

airplane just shut the fuck up you wouldn't make eye contact with me

Heem yourself my man

it was I

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Kys. Colby doesn't deserve a title shot for decisioning flushed Lawler coming off a loss
>B-But muh interim!!!!
Colby lost all claim to a title shot when he ducked Tyron for a year. He had two chances to fight him and both times he turned it down. Masvidal is the deserving contender. Seethe.

>tfw too poor to own a 27 inch iMac®

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>Anonymous 09/07/19(Sat)06:32:03 No.95236847▶
> >This fight clock brought to you by Modelo, with 3 minutes left to go in the 3rd round both men are looking pretty tired in these exchanges, wouldn't you say, Joe?
> >Oh, absolutely... this has been an absolute W-A-R between two of the greatest lightweights on the planet, but they're both beginning to lose some of their steam.
> >As Khabib shoots for another single it looks like Dustin is going to capitalize with a left hook followed by a-
> >OH, HE TAGGED HIM! HE HURT HIM!
> >Dustin Porier pouring it on now as he pushes Khabib to the fence!
> >HE TAGGED HIM AGAIN! HE'S OUT! STOP THE FIGHT! STOP THE FIGHT!
> >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND IT IIIIIIIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL OVER.... JUST... LIKE... THAT!!!
> >DUSTIN PORIER IS THE NEW UFC LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!
> >Dustin gets in done in Abu Dhabi with a minute to go in Round number 3. Wow!
> >I'm shaking right now, John. Can you see that? That was IN-SANE!
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>He’s a fucking cocksucker and a larping faggot. He has 0 interest in defending his belt. 09/07/19(Sat)06:32:08 No.95236848▶
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> airplane just shut the fuck up you wouldn't make eye contact with me
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>Anonymous 09/07/19(Sat)06:32:51 No.95236865▶
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> Heem yourself my man
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>Anonymous 09/07/19(Sat)06:33:12 No.95236874▶
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> Kys. Colby doesn't deserve a title shot for decisioning flushed Lawler coming off a loss
> >B-But muh interim!!!!
> Colby lost all claim to a title shot when he ducked Tyron for a year. He had two chances to fight him and both times he turned it down. Masvidal is the deserving contender. Seethe.

Tyron sat out for over a year before getting the belt. If an oppressed fighter of color can do it then a Great American Winning Machine can do the same.

>all these massfags on heem

sup bitch you got a problem?

Who should have gotten the title shot over Woodley then?

wtf is a massfag

So much politics involved in signing a fucking fight these days. The fighters all feel entitled to mcgregor money and the company is so conservative that they never want to risk money on a potential drawl

That's just spammy

Let me guess you’re from Connecticut

they're big gay guys

no one, he was ranked #1 just like Colby. He sat out for a bigger payday which is potentially what Colby is doing. I'm just pointing out that you're being obtuse.

tyron ducked colby, moron
offered a short camp fight that rightfully didn't happen and then used that as an excuse to duck him for the rest of his life and retarded cubans bought it

rockland bless
joe gianetti bless
fuck brazilians (their women, literally)

>evening card
Thank you bald goof

brazilian women are great
t. medfordfag

Guys wtf happened to heemspeak that shit was so cool a few years ago I haven’t heard anything of it since I got banned

I sure hope non of you cazzy faggots are cheering for the Muslim

Didn’t that just evolve and branch off the discords?

Stephen Thompson, obviously. He KO'd Johny Hendricks, who Woodley refused to reschedule his fight with.

t. Abu Yusuf from Brampton.

Condit who won against Robbie

I hope Usman is stripped. He is worse than Woodley.

Fight for the belt definitely needs to happen in MSG with Colby vs whatever clown the UFC wants to put up against him. Probably Nate or Masvidal even though neither deserve it.

For sure, Tyron fought twice in the entire year that Colby sat around with his thumb in his ass but Tyron is the one ducking my guy

What are the discords
Like I said I got banned a few years ago and I haven’t really visited /heem/ since then

He tried to fight colby on a short camp and then refused to fight him ever again, choosing usman over him thinking it was an easier fight and got whooped anyway like a faggot.

Look at this filthy casual. Out of my heem now bitch.

So who turned down who to angle for a title fight with Nate Diaz in 2017?

Oh shit, the card starts a little before I get home from work.
And I don't have to stay up till 6am, like usual.

>Open heemspeak
>"Overeem is like a cyborg genetically engineered to fuck your girlfriend"
>Close heemspeak
>Never open heemspeak again

>out of my heem
Lol finnigger I’ve probably been posting on heem since before you were a fan of fighting

name 5 finnish mma fighters that arent cans

I just remember the one for Fedor vs Maldonado and all us Amerifags stayed up all night to watch Fedor because of eurofag time zone

yeah and with all your muzzie neighbors it will be like you're actually there!

You don't even remember time before heem fat boy.

Wish I knew Dutch Sign Language..

Are there even five people from Finland?

>muzzie neighbours
no thanks, I don't live in a shitty neighbourhood

>favorite african fighter?

The one and only... pic related

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You don’t even remember any fight cards before ufc 189

Lads... How the fuck does Zubaira have 2.5 million IG followers? He's only fought 4 times in 5 years.

instagram.com/zubairatukhugov/

>p-p-p-please t-t-take the fight with m-me, c-colby isnt r-respectful
twitter.com/twooodley/status/924496428256448512

Tyquack Duckley

Based and Snoozemanpilled

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Mostly bots but he’s also khabibs ass slave

You guys wanna see my Felice Herrig photo collection

technically they aren't people

bots

Lads how the fuck is zubaira even still in the ufc after the shit be pulled at 229

I actually watch other cards and promotions, unlike you ppv cazzie.

i want the webm of her and assparza

I wanna Tanya Harding this Usman bitch

i think khabib loses. his time is up

habeeb is a needle injecting drawl and the terms were that zuffa was allowed to fight again

Why does Taisumov have such a big fanbase?

>He watched Rory MacDonald fight in bellator once so he calls everyone else a casual

Wonderboy, he beat Hendricks and MacDonald back to back. Woodley got owned by MacDonald, beat Stun Gun, beat Kelvin Gastelum by split decision, then sat on his ass for a year and a half and got gifted a title shot.

You stayed up all night to watch a fight that happened at 5pm?

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not weird, rather common
Everlast is German
Dj Lethal is Latvian

House of Pain was a larp

Mma must be a big social media thing in russia and the muslim world

1. he doesnt
2. he's on a streak with some great finishes

Based

No it happened at like 5 or 6 am pacific Standard time and the card started at like 3 am

It's a nice change of pace

>doesn't know the times when rory wasn't even in the ufc
Caz

>khabib eating a sheikh shit AND based ONE tomorrow
only thing that could make this weekend better is some pussy

You’re confusing that with him fighting at Rizin, I distinctly remember taking an afternoon shift and missing the fights but reading the shitstorm online and on heem

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Woodley wasn’t even ranked top, he was third or fourth behind Rory, Wonderboy, and maybe Condit by the time the fight was announced

Reminder that Laura Sanko and Megan Anderson are pussbuddies

How many pounds of tiramisu will Khabib consume between weigh in and the fight?

3:1 tiramisu to ambrosia

Carla would unironically get the dick tbqh

I hope that Mike Brown coaches Dustbin to do the mgm grand buffet at the opening bell.

At this point, my standards are so low I would fuck over half of wmma fighters

>He didn’t know who Rory was before 189 but he looked up his wikipedia page and memorized the names of his regional fight opponents before he was in the ufc so that he doesn’t seem like a casual

A patrician would consider MMA females the top females of the world

o fer sure I want my girl to benoit my kid

u avin a laff?

>not benoiting them together

>implying half of them can even have kids
:(

Lmao

Anyone going to pull an all nighter so when you wake up the fights will be on?

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>not staying up for Invicta and sleeping through UFC

>not doing lines of coke every 30 minutes from now until the fight
Zoomer faggot.

no, I'm in the central time zone so that will happen naturally haha

stand-up isn't his thing really, in or outside the cage

more like paraGAY lmoa

Nigga we were both wrong it was at 8am pacific time

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I cant believe that the UFC is such an incompetent company that they cant even manage to put together the two most readymade fights in the last year and the only ones with some genuine history and story behind them

?

Penn v Punk?

Obviously the two WW fights

shutup leaf

If Khabib "The Eagle" Nurmagomedov loses to Dustin "The Diamond" Poirier then I will personally find the biggest dicked fellow in town and suck him off to completion

>41 year old wmma fighter on invicta rn

colby/usman diaz/masvidal ?
Those are gonna happen

More like WgrandMMA amirite?

are you a warrior, heem?

youtube.com/watch?v=QhFOjkUheM8

Bears dude

Suck my dick spic

I am not homosexual

different time zone here, Peahead just won by TKO

dammit heem i'm gonna miss most if not all of the fuckin card. heeminder to never get employed

*polygraph scribbling furiously*

You're not not homosexual, let's just say.

Watch it at work if you're not a bitch

prove it

>Khabib will either be pronounced the GOAT or deemed an exposed/solved one dimensional fighter who made him name crushing cans.

>Poirier is going to be heralded as one of the best stories in MMA and fighters in the world or dismissed as a journeyman who never should have gotten a shot over Ferguson.

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lookin thick and tight. big admirer of both of these MEN.

I fuck lots of vaginas haha...

imma heem you

You are not homosexual... you are a FAGGOT! :^) xD

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the mobile streams suck dick even on wifi. believe me i'm definitely going to try

>wake up
>watch fights as soon as my eyes open
fuck this is amazing

So nice

I also hope the stadiums ac fucks out and the hilarious results that ensue

>wake up
>make breakfast
yum!

This is the fight.

>watching heems while I make my eggys and bacon
Very good feeling, this is!

Who'll be commentating? I want Rogie for giggls

Excellent performance. From both men.

>Be me Chicagofag
>Khabib vs Dustin starts at 5pm
>Get drunk all night until 6 in the morning
>/heem/ myself with vodka
>Wake up middle of the day 4:49 pm hung over
>throw up turn on ufc 242
>See Dustin and Khabib walking around the octagon getting ready to fight
>Bruce Buffer yells "it'ssssssss timeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
>Proceed to throw up all over my couch.

Ahhh... can't wait!

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Why does Colby want to be Conor so badly?

the asian guy is a fucking can but the brazilian is worse

probably some fuckin hindu

I hope they feel good knowing they wasted their lives just so they could get punched in the face once every three and a half minutes and bore everyone to death.

DC maybe?! to support his friend.... john!?

They did it for you, user.

Michael "The Count" Bisping
Dave "personality black hole" Fitzgerald
Some "some other faggot" faggot

when will dana finally give him a title shot?

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High fight IQ right here. Dana is a fag

Nigga you really are a fucking casual if you don’t know that Rogan doesn’t commentate fights that happen outside of the USA
Nice job exposing yourself as a cazzie, finfag

I love Khabib, I know we’ll make it
He made a promise, he’ll never break it
I’ve booked my flight, and now I’ll take it
Dagestani nights, and getting naked

What did I do to deserve such punishment?

me too, it's simple.

>Early morning tee time booked at my local golf course
>heems in the mid afternoon
>comfy get together with friends tomorrow night

It's good to be white my friends

I'll say i'm cumming.... but then i'll fake it! :^) xD

nice

can I come

Who will win the wrestling match of Dusthammad Poirerallah vs Karl Nurmenberger?

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Nasty finish

Oh fuck how can I ever recover. The shame is real. Good bye.

what a cazza

Why did cazzies love this fight so much?

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And flush the toilet on your way down

what you got a problem with anime fights, bro?

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Why do all 155ers look like corpses weighing in?

you think Askren shat his pants when thia happened?

They're all middle weights on the day of the fight. Weight cutting should end.

Heem yourself and your whole shitty country

*stands there*
*beckons you forward*

How will ONE become the behemoth that PRIDE once was, you ask? They need to do the thing that the UFC seems to be much too retarded to do by design: create mythological identities for their fighters. Think about it:

Rampage
Cro Cop
Shogun
Big minotauro Nog

The japanese knew how to sell their fighters as formidable warriors. When everyone in the UFC is as bland as Poirier and the only reason to root for them is 'they're from my country' the company is fucking up. Fighting is not like team sports, there is a lot tied up in the story of the fight and the fighters

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Silva vs Adesanya. The chess match was extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of footwork most of the techniques will go over a typical casual's head. There’s also Silva's mind games, which were deftly woven into his game plan- his personal style draws heavily from classic kung fu movies, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these fights, to realise that they’re not just entertaining- they say something deep about FIGHTING. As a consequence people who dislike Silva vs Adesanya truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the strategy in Silva's leg slapping, which was a cryptic reference to Ryan Hall's epic match against Maynard. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those JUST BLEED casuals scratching their heads in confusion as Anderson Silva's genius tactical staring unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

Hahaa not so fast faggots! Rogan was at 240 in canada. Eat shit.

>anime "fight"
Neither of the fighters landed any significant shots. It was literally a snooze fest sparring session, just with a large crowd screaming at everything Silva did

> canada
> outside USA
cazza

Because they diet down to 170-180 and cut the rest of weight in a non healthy way. Most these lightweights are between 180-190 out of camp.

Canada is a US city-state. Fucking geopolitical cazzies

OMG ITS LIKE THE ANIME CARTOONS
THE RESPECT OMG

>There’s also Silva's mind games, which were deftly woven into his game plan- his personal style draws heavily from classic kung fu movies, for instance

Dumbest post on heem all week. That is a considerable feat, congratulations

Hahaha what a cuck

>black Englishman comes out to the weigh-ins
>met by silence and boo’s from the crowd
What are these fucking animals all about? Disrespectful in the extreme.

When is the fight it is usually on at this time?

>black Englishman

Why are you even alive saying something this ridiculous?

prelims in 11 bongs

why are so many LWs and WWs close in size

Cuck

Its Friday, ass-casual. Prelims start in 11 or 12 hours

what

WWs are generally just taller. It goes like this for all weight classes

Imagine not having a sense of humor

WHOAH IZZY BARELY BEAT THE GUY WHO LOST TO MAGNY? HES GONNA BE A REAL FORMIDABLE OPPONENT FOR WHITTAKER LOL

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Wow I don't know what day it is .... Nevermind.

If this was PRIDE RULES, after he did the wrestling double blast toss. He could have done a soccer kick instead of going to ground n' pound.

And not lost. UFC/Modern MMA is bias toward BJJ.

Canada is USA's hat.

UFC 1 was a bjj infomercial. half the staff were gracie students

Canada is totally part of United States of America, guys

could really go for a steak or a pizza or a cheesebirger with jalapeños

Kevin Lee detailed his cut for UFC 216. Entered fight week at 176, put his body through hell to make 155, then was 183 come fight time. Weight cutting is so stupid and just puts unnecessary strain on the body

based

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lads I haven't smoked marijuana for 8 months
should I smoke when khabib and porier fight tomorrow night?

WHOA KHABIB BARELY BEAT THE GUY WHO LOST TO DESMOND GREEN?!? HES GOING TO BE A REAL FORMIDABLE OPPONENT FOR POIRIER LOL

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look at this cut babby. look at him

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mogs me

>calling it weight cutting
>not dehydrating/fasting/sweating

yikes

Depends, why did you stop in the first place? Weed turns me into a lazy sack of shit

>barely

you need to learn the english language french province cuck

save it for cerrone/gaethje

DUDE EPIC WEED

Although Joe Rogan doesn't travel outside of the USA to commentate he does on some occasions for example last week on his podcast he said he is down to go to Sydney, Australia for the Robert Whittaker fight. Expect him to be there commentating, cazzie!

I take Relson Gracie BJJ, which adopted way more Shot Wrestling moves/defenses than the other Gracie brothers.

The 95% of Gracie Wrestling is trash for street fighting/non-sport jujitsu.

Dana White says Jon Jones will fight Jan Blachowicz next

What are you talking about, Bogan retardo

shut up caz sympathizer

Khabib didnt barely beat that bum
Izzy barely beat Kelvin

your understanding of words, ie, barely, is lacking

My boy Jan will shock the world.

I see JJ is the new Demitrious Johnson

He does, everytime he fightels thousands of people spam Taisumov time and attack his opponent like the cult fanbases do with Khabib, Diaz or McGregor fans.

>rogan doesnt travel outside us you dumb fuck!
>rogan does travel outside us sometimes you dumb fuck!

Lucky for me I live in Chicago.
Lucky for me I live near a plaza with places that are open near 24/7 and late night until midnight.
Lucky for me GrubHub can deliver to my house in case I'm lazy.

Ahhh... you smell that? It's called FREEDOM! :^) #MAGA #HEEM

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Barely means by a small margin, idiot. Given the fact that many thought khabib could have lost the fight, he barely outpointed Tibau. Are you really this stupid?

Why isn't Mini Khabib in Abu Dhabi?

Make this with dollars signs flying out of Danas pockets and the water tank says BANKRUPT. Could come in handy when handing out streams

WHAt did Schaub mean wen he said aout roans dick

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stop posting

Do you think Ben will suffer from PTSD if anyone sprints at him in fear of of getting kneed into oblivion

It feels more like Europe than the US.

yeah I'll get right on that

Not my fault you dumb fucks are casuals and don't listen to his podcasts!

So many things he says and gives tons of insights into the inner working of his head and the UFC.

YES he doesn't travel outside of the USA... BUT he has on SOME occasions and last week he said he is going to Sydney, Australia! Are you calling Roe Jogan a liar?!

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>gets rekt
>p-please stop bullying me

Classic aussie coward

khabib lost that fight. Why are there so many casuals ITT tonight

27 and 0

Undefeated

autism discord trannies back together again

Name 1 good khabib win

"The Notorious" Conor Mcgregor

Is it my imagination... of is UFC 242 already forgotten?

Khabib and Poirer just can't sell a fight can then.....

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He's right. You're a freak and a very weird dude.

>one legged whiskey tycoon
Try again

Wake up, Kuffar. The day of the brown Saudi sheikh rope down your throat has come

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>Gets refuted by FACTS
>trannies wahhhhh

Get lost bitch

>I-It doesn't count!!!

Wake up, Khabitch. The title run was just a dream.

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Wake up ________ is exclusively a Conor line, please don't ruin the meme

Did you guys see Dustin cry in the video about building the playground for a kid who died of a terminal illness? Do you think Khabib has ever cried?

Name 1 good khabib win

He cried after defeating Tibau

what if Khabib and Peahead just fought at 180lbs

Why can they never name 1? It's literally just 1 good win. Just 1

I didn’t hear no boo’s for Blaydes. This is fucking bigotry on display. Bigotry against a hard hitting English black gentlemen. We didn’t save the world from Hitler to have this level of bigotry thrown at us from dirty people.

imagine being this new

So this...the nigga....that gon beat...Khabib.....

*inhales*

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What are we all fapping to tonight on the eve of a day full of mma action? I've taken the Brazilianpill, no fart/scat/other weird shit though

The more I think about, the more I think conor wins that fight 9 times out of 10. It was just an off night.

canor mcpooper

name one good win

ngannou vs overeem

bj penn vs the world (story only)

caz

>tomorrow night
what part of Mexico 2 do you live that it will be night by the time khabib and dustin fight?

Anorexic butt action

That was emphatic.

Hall v MMA rules

>English black

You know that is an oxymoron right?

conor vs the war

Jan Burton

Michael "The Count" Bisping def. Puke Blackcock via KO

Looking forward to all the idiots who come on here after the PPV flabbergasted about how they missed the fights LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO EVERY SINGLE OVERSEAS CARD WHY DON'T YOU CHECK THE FUCKING START TIMES OR LISTEN WHEN PEOPLE SAY IT YOU STUPID FUCKING CASUALS

Dustin cried because the cruelty of fate stole an innocent child from the world.
Khabib cried because he was lost his composure after being gifted a win he didn't deserve

Khabib LOOKS SHOOK

>I mean yeah Khabib is the undefeated undisputed champ but I REALLY dislike him so it doesn't count haha :^)

Jessica Andrade's feet

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Khabib is unflushable

She's so pretty

If she wasn't j-j-jacked and covered in tattoos she would unironically be a 9/10. Would still fug passionately of course

lads im feelin depressed, my gf is being a bitch, I hope the fights cheer me up tomorrow

literally flushed by zhang in seconds. get this man roided woman out of here.

name 1 good win

This, out of the two lesbo Brazilian champs it had to be the nice one who loses her title, hopefully she gets a rematch.

She's ready to scissor any girl into orgasm realm

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name

heem her, she'll come around

RDA

>name one good win
Ultra Mega Cope

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Filtered :^)

pfffftttt AHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

juan goodwin

Here is a good Khabib win: Tibau

GADOOSH!!

OHHHHH NOOOO LOOK AT DA TOP OF HIS HEAD DOE BRUHHHHH
DIS REALLY ONE OF THE GOATS BRUH

HEEM SLEEPY

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Lads some dumb cunt woke me and everyine in the block up at 5am with loud arab prayer music from his car. Fucking depressed my country is being invaded and nobody does a thing. I want to heem every last one of these shitskins

>khabib exposed as a can crusher by one simple question.
Don't know how to feel about this

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Because this happened to BJ Penn you laugh, if this would have happened to Brendan Schaub you would have not found it funny. You would have been on reddit trying to doxx the attacker.

would beating Peahead be a good win?

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How many steroids was Tibau on?

is BJ telling the truth saying this vid came first? cause if that's true it looks like he wasn't trying to heem the guy

>if khabib wins: no
>if khabib loses: yes

good post

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no NOT impersonate me

This looks way more like luck than skill to me

>round 3
>both men are beginning to tire, though dustin seems a bit more faded
>dustin timid to flurry khabib with combos has restricted himself to single strike in-and-outs
>khabib flinches his head back with every strike dustin throws though he is not afraid to throw multiple strike combos
>1:30 left in the 3rd round
>dustin feints a switch stance straight into a right overhand
>it connects clean
>CONNECT CLEAN
>Khabib simply stands there as he did against Barboza's headkicks
>Dustin shits himself
>Khabib enters with a flying knee
>Connects to Dustin's glass jaw
>Dustin gets wobbled and falls over
>Khabib full mounts him and elbows him three dozen times to the temple
>Herb Dean watches intently
>Clock runs out on Round 4
>Dustin somehow carries himself over to his corner
>"You're taking too much damage Dustin, you're down 3 rounds, you gotta finish it!!!"
>Dustin runs forward and slips into one kf Khabib's takedowns
>So disoriented he gets caught in a late 5th round kimura
>Taps
>Is wheelchaired out of Octagon
>Loses consciousness waiting for ambulance
>Slips into a coma
>Brain swelling
>Can no longer speak or move but retains his mental faculties
>Everyone believes he is a vegetable
>DC comes to visit Dustin since he also lives in Lafeyette
>Dustin's wife says "ohhh DC you are so sweet, no one visits anymore"
>They comfort each other over the memories of Prime Dustin
>They end up romanticly entangled and fuck in front of Dustin's wheelchair as he is helplessly forced to watch
>DC comes over every day and fucks Dustin's wife as his new existence is a literal cuckold
>Hospital orderlies regularly show up to change Dustin's diapers, and end him sticking their dicks in his mouth and posting the video online
>Dustin tries to scream but he cant move or escape this paralyzed hell
>Khabib with 18 title defenses now sees the video and has a chuckle
>Khabib says "He looks familiar, who was this guy again?

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Reminder that takashi is FUCKED

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