A brief reminder that we are the best team in Europe and perhaps in the whole world

>lost 2 out of 2 world wars

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>1)1954 World Cup - Hungary's team captain Ferenc Puskás, considered by many as the best player in the world in that time, was injured by German defender Werner Liebrich, Germany wins WC. 1 week earlier, Hungary had beaten Germany 8-3 and a doping scandal ensued after half the German team developed jaundice.

>2)1966 - England and Germany collaborately rig the word cup so they eliminate opposing teams using a ref fixing scheme. German Ref Rudolf Kreitlein officiated in the England vs Argentina QF, and English ref Jim Finney officiated in the Germany vs Uruguay QF. Both European sides were severe underdogs. In the Germany vs Uruguay game, the referee (who was Jim Finney, from England) had not recognised a handball by Schnellinger on the goal line and then had sent off two players from Uruguay: Horacio Troche and Héctor Silva. Germany later met England in the World Cup Final.

>3) 1970 - German's food poison English goalkeeper Gordon Banks. Germany ends up beating England in extra time.

>4) 1974 - Carlos Caszely of Chile became the first player in world cup history to be sent off with a red card in a group match against West Germany.

>5) 1974 - Bernd Hölzenbein of West Germany dives for a penalty after being down against Holland. Germany wins WC. Joao Havelange, who was FIFA President from 1974 until 1999 later states the world cup was rigged for Germany (host) to win.

>6)1982 - West Germany scored through a goal by Horst Hrubesch again Austria, seeing both teams to qualify for the next stage. West Germany aimlessly kicks the ball around for the next 80 minutes while the Spanish crowd yells "Fuera! Fuera!" ("Out!"). One German fan was so upset by his team's display that he burned his German flag in disgust. FIFA introduced a revised qualification system at subsequent World Cups in which the final two games in each group were played simultaneously due to the German's disgusting faggotry.

>7) 1982 - German keeper Harald Schumacher decapitates French player Patrick Battiston to prevent him from scoring. Battiston was knocked inconscious, suffered a fractured vertebrae,a broken jaw, and lost 2 teeth. The ref doesn't even award Schumacher a yellow card. Germany ends up beating France in penalties

>8) 1986- West Germany and Mexico draw 0–0 after extra time after 2 Mexico goals are disallwed. Germany wins in penalties.

>9) 1990- Germany player Rudi Völler taunts Holland's best player Frank Rijkaard to cause an altercation and get Rijkaard ejected from the game. Germany beats Holland.

>10) 1990- Germany dives untouched vs Czechoslovakia in the semi-final, the penalty secured a 1-0 win.

>11) 1990- Germany again dives for a 1-0 win against Argentina in minute 85. Argentina saw Roberto Sensini and Pedro Monzon with red cards during the match in what was deemed the worst final in history.

you're literally the new england
enjoy irrelevancy

>12)1994- Germany dives against Bulgaria to salvage a quarterinal defeat with a penalty but Bulgaria holds on to see the Germans off 2-1

>13) 2002- German handballs not called against them in a match against USA. Germany ends up winning 1-0

>14) 2006- German player Miroslav Klose shatters Argentine Goalkeeper Roberto Abbondanzieri's ribs. Abbondanzieri is carted off. Germany scores on backup keeper Leonardo Franco to draw 1-1 and proceeds to win in penalties

>15) 2010- Germany cheats against England, disallowing a clear goal which would've leveled the score and changed the momentum of the game. Alas the goal is not recognized and Germany proceeds to beat England on counterattacks 4-1.

>2014: Argentine Forward Gonzalo Higuain is violently kneed in the chin, an impact that can kill a person and is prohibited in UFC/MMA [the guy is usually knocked out cold and the fight is stopped]. German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer does not receive a warning or card. Germany wins in Extra time.

>2018: vs sweden, denying them a penalty and meaning they win through a last minute free kick by kroos. Justice is served though as South Korea beat them 2-0, and for the first time since 1938 the world does not have to deal with cheating faggots in the latter stages of this once proud tournament.

England was never relevant at all though

based turk

you forgot that we will win another world cup before Liverpool wins the EPL

Germany has only won one world cup

West Germany won 3, however that country no longer exists

Wow....

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based

I kinda respect that you won the World Cup three times with only half a country desu

Are Germany the Manchester United of International Football?

your arsehole is on fire

>4 times won the World Cup
That's one world cup, Hans.
>3 times won the European Championship
Sorry, just once again, Jurgen.

Daily reminder that the German NT unironically gave up a 4 goal lead against Sweden (yes, Sweden), going from 4-0 to a final result of 4-4, in a matter of 30 minutes, at home, in a real game

Real question, had Yugoslavia won a World Cup, which country would claim it as theirs?

All of them and it would start a new war every couple of years

Are you retarded?
What kind of logic is that? We won four world cups.

I'm afraid that that was West Germany who won 3 world cups. Congratulations if you're from West Germany, but that country no longer exists. Germany has won just the one.

cringe

No. Each of these titles was won by the Bundesrepublik Deutschland. The state has remained the same, only the state territory has expanded.

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Retard

You need to learn how to detect an english joke

how incredibly embarrassing

4 World Cups

>losing to south korea

When was the last time you won a title?
2018 was Özil's fault anyway.

>bragging about cheating to win 4 WCs

What the fuck is wrong with g*rms

Autism

He's a kraut. The only thing he can detect is an arab cock.

1994 also had the game against belgium which was full of refball in favor of germany kek

SEETHING NON GERMANS HAHAHAHA

They got smashed in two world wars so they just cling onto their national team and their economy for pride but even that is falling apart for them.

They nuked the wrong country

Imagine Germany after a couple of nukes: anime, better cuisine, even more autism

A fair point

2 world wars

Holy cope

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>win the ww
>still let pakis rape your daughters, butcher them and sell them as kebab meat

so your unique source of pride is the fact that a team of 11 armless retards won championships in a game where everything happens under the belt?
such a pathetic prick you must be...

that has to come from a literal german

>for some reason, the 3 cups we won despite being a SMALLER country with LESS PLAYERS AVAILABLE are not up for debate

dont forget what they did to gazza

You can be proud, too. Your team is the first African world champion. Brave and stunning!

COPE

third time's the charm

Yes yes Northern Ireland well done!

>next 4 matches are netherlands and germany twice

HOWEVER..

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I know you are being ironic and silly, but I'll post it just in case people need reminding.

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>lost to south korea and eliminated at group stage last WC
>relegated at Uefa Meme League

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7:1

Northern Ireland is extremely white.

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You aren't the best team in the world… Let’s face it, you aren't even the best team in Germany.

>0 World War Cups

The eternal Serb

>Have mercilessly humiliated Brazil the so-called best country in their own homeland

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