/bundes/

cute

A man NEEDS a name

NTH FOR FUCK LOW AND FUCK TAH HAHAHAHAHHAHA

>you now remember the era of the Ribbeck

youtube.com/watch?v=37JYyU6HBSY

if I were german I'd be worrying
even your supposedly hot prospects are trash

whole nt*

Only Neuer and maybe Kroos tbdesu. Kimmich, Reus, Gnabry, Havertz, Werner and Süle as subs

there's nothing to worry about. you just come to terms with the fact that the current generation is dogshit and hope for better luck next time.

WIR SIND ZUSAMMEN RAUS
WIR FAHRN ZUSAMMEN HEIM

Ich bin als Türkischer Einwanderer 2.Generation einfach nur von Deutschland enttäuscht

At least its not a team of niggers.

naja bin russe und das ist scho peinlich XD

you can see süles brain being unable to control his eyes and forming a sentence at the same time

this isn’t bundes

>worrying
>while low is still coach
lmao to start worrying you would need to have had at least a little hope or good feeling in the first place. as long as low is coach expect the worst.

they aren't so bad but löw has to go

theres only one man that can save the german NT

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i don’t get this meme

Our players now are unironically better than the 2014 team.
We had fucking Kramer, Özil and Höwedes starting for us in the final. And then Schürrle and Mertesacker got subbed on.
It's just down to shit coaching.

how new are you

>das ist uns heute sehr schlecht gelungen
he’s such a retard
but at least he’s not a gnabry who only spouts einstudierte interviewphrasen without content

Oops

youtube.com/watch?v=WnxxVquEA9w

You lost against Turkey, Mbongo.

WECK MICH BITTE AUF AUS DIESEM ALPTRAUM

haha kanker moffen

hehe

not at all but that mentality is trash and one factor why mediocrity is prevailing

>thinking Özil, Höwedes or Mertesacker are shit
German education

very rude

HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK LOW

these players are shit now but they were good then

>not at all

its from the last wc

>thinking özil and höwedes were ever good
dutch education

>shit coaching
its the same coach

>manager wins things
>same manager cant win with new players
>its not the players its the manager

Ginter is pure trash, just throw him out and get Hummels back in.
Throw out Tah and Schwulz as well and get Müllel back in.

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They were though.

>manager can't adapt to new players
>it's not the manager

HAHAHA GET FUCKED MOF

as rude as pretending that the name jacob italiano is funny?

i don’t remember last wc

>1:1
>sub out your best offensive players
>concede
>Continue to play without a striker fro an hour
He is a retard.

this

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLDYFUJKMSIGMNARGKBAKEH

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not as good as jacob italiano

based

retarded

nederlanders zjin kanker

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im not even mad

I mean look at this fucking bench. Literally everyone of those players was awful even then.
And no, none of them were good then except for maybe Höwedes but he was played out of position.

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anime makes you come across as a beta and not as a cool guy who just won a match 4:2. just fyi

youtube.com/watch?v=HKF4hobJl2A

Duitsland is dood, wat nu?

someone please post a jogi style mätch analyse

He should go after the Euro's, imo. Honestly, he's been great for the German team, but at some point fresh blood is necessary. After the 2018 World Cup, he should've been replaced. But he's still here, replacing him right now with less than a year to go before the Euro's might not be a great idea.

steven is a name for a man

Yes yes, BUT

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LÖW RAUS :DDDDDD
HEIL KLOBBO :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

why do johnny foreigners always think so?

sure but in 2014 they were actually a good team, german teams were actually good, 2 of them got to the cl final in 2012 or whatever, klopp and jupp and pep killing it

now the same 2 german teams who dominate the league can barely make it out of the CL group stage and are dogshit unironically. just a down period talent wise

>Germans still hating on Özil
Peinlich

This, only Brandt and Gnabry are good, Gay Shartvertz is overrated as fuck, only scores against relegation fodder in /bundes/. Rest is either mediocre (Reus, Kroos) and the others like Tah or Ginter are only playing because there are no alternatives, but even Hummels is still way better than these literal whos.

unironically get loddar for coach

>rating ozil

HES SHIT

kek

Because they played okay in their joke league which has to mean that they are good for the nt too.

LOL
GOOD NEWS FOR YOU, LOW GETS SACKED IN THE MORNING LOL
DONT CARE

Because I remember watching the games. Ozil was world class up until 2014, Howedes was solid and dependable.

*sucks air through teeth*

chaaa gut sammamal desch war heud au irgewie au so ned und au desch ham wir au gesagt der mannschaft cha .... de mesut und de dimo werner ham au irgewie au sammamal ned das soo geschpielt wie au irgendwie au sammamal und taktisch au die dischziplin au neh ... cha au irgedwie sammamal au so un deschwegen cha au verdioent ja verlooooren cha au irgewie so au der lieroh sahne un au irgedwie au so ned desch au sammamal

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(you)

Sule is a BTEC maguire. and maguire is mediocre himself

>GOOD NEWS FOR YOU, LOW GETS SACKED IN THE MORNING LOL

pls dont get my hopes up

yes

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he means löw will sniff some more sacks in the morning

>*sucks air through teeth*
LMFAO

Even worse than seeing the NT lose is hearing Löw explaining his shit afterwards

de dscherom äh de dschonatan muss das scho au besser klären

özil world class up until 2014? lmao what matches were you watching which you remember so well, o pls tell me!
ozil was shit after the 2010, lost his mojo there

ne frau suchen :DD

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Imagine losing to these kutjes

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low will never NEVER be sacked if he doesn’t screw up qualifying only then will he be kicked out.

ja äu gut äh alscho de dschonatan sah ned gut au ne aba i samma äh i samma wie sin imma noch of de spidse von der tabelleh o äh i samma desch ziel is de europa meisterschaft un i denk ma i samma desch könne ma no erreiche erschma komm de nord irland und da holen we de 3 punkte ok

>watching low interviews
y?

>that Raute in the background

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*grabs ballsack and licks the sweat off his fingers*
*sips espresso*
*sticks finger inside his asshole and licks it clean*
*starts shitty players because they're Swabian*
*pulls out his cock and starts eating his own dickcheese*
*only watches Freiburg games because he lives next to the stadium
*make terrible line ups*
*visits male prostitutes at the French border*
*sucks air through teeth*

chaaa gud Ich sammamal desch is au irgendwie au ..

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At this time of the year? At this time of the day?

Jogi Löw can make Havertz look like Heiko Westermann

Özil and Höwedes were good, though
Höwedes was an unironically better defender than Hummels and Boateng at his prime

>schön das 4:2 noch kassieren und damit im direkten vergleich mit holland als bonus auch noch verkacken
based kaine tagtig is au ne tagtig löw and his happy troop of lovable retards

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what did sandro do?

POST LÖW MEMES PLEASE LADS

older than you, malte

>Implying that's something to be ashamed of
>Implying being 30+ and still on Yea Forums isn't something to be ashamed of

we comfortably beat "energy" cottbus 5-0 lads

i’m 31, Justin. i actually grew up with the trash you posted unlike you poser.

>NOBODY POSTING LÖW MEMES
PFFT

who is “we”?

>we

id rather be a boomer on Yea Forums than a zoomer. a boomer has nothing better to do, nothing to enjoy. moaning wife and baby, shit job, no fun in their life left, anything other than shitposting sucks, its the best thing he can be doing

a zoomer is wasting the best and final good years of his life on a chinese basket weaving forum, its the worst thing he could be doing

could rolf rangnick save die mannschaft tm sponsored by bitburger bitte ein bit und dem coca cola fanclub der nationalmannschaft sponsored by volkswagen volkswagen:das auto nur auf rtl

>we

>we

If you're a zoomer you should be out on a Friday night

yes
he or loddar would both be an improvement

No, but China's brave Roger Schmidt could

this but unironically

The fact that he went to China shows he's ready for a big well-paying retirement (aka DFB job)

literally anybody would do better than löw
not to get political but löw is the merkel of football, he’s stuck in his old ways, unable to adapt to change and can’t comprehend that he is not good anymore.

Lmao I'm happily married, losers

well im 35 you dumb cunt, so sit down and shut the fuck up

that’s just sad if you still listen to that shit

Anyone think the whole NT is not working because there's no Lahm? Think the guy covered bayerns and Germany ass from being total embarrassment for 10 years since they never had any good fullbacks.

Arranged, I hope... don't tell me you married your school sweatheart, zoomer

dumb zoomers. ive been a supporter of dortmund since the rosicky days.

i’ll bet you’re that loser who always spouts
>muh durchfall!
itt

Plastic nigger

No Lahm, no Schweini, no Klose. It's clearly gonna hurt losing 3 WC players on each line.

who is the afd in this analogy?

I saw that Brandt kid trying to control the ball. KEK. Haverts? WTF, tall lanklets cant have technique. Our zoomers are superior technical wonderkids....as always.

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fuck off fatty

no more plastic than anyone else here. none of you are members of the clubs you say you support so shut your kebab mouth.

You will get destroyed next year lad

cringe

based

you mad woatze?

no
but u clearly are, you plastic bandwagoner lmao

>Kicking out 95% of the squad that won you the WC and playing zoomers
What a hack

i’m a club member, got a card and everything, you aussie retard. i reckon a lot of the posters here are members of the clubs they support.

trip on woatze

fuck off

youre drunk?

BASED

Make me

GTFO FAT BURGER IDIOT

based

ALLE DUITSERS ZIJN HOMO!

true

Gebaseerd

GERMANS ARE MY FRIENDS TßH, DO NOT CALL MY FRIENDS GAY PLEASE

>no bundes happenings this weekend in favour of this shitshow
ok great

true, özil was a beast every once on a while

>i reckon a lot of the posters here are members of the clubs they support.
LMAO

>imagine playing ginter in 2019
He might be the most overrated player in the whole league by now, even though nobody rates him that highly.

Shut up, it was the golden generation.

>golden generation without a single natural winger
holy shit

Make me

love me some brown wimmens m80

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Thats a nice looking man.

frankfurtspecki most likely is

I heard Erich Ribbeck is available.

>golden generation winning the fucking WC

yeah half of the starting eleven is world class.
Doesn't change the fact that the other half is only okay to good and the bench is absolute trash

dont trigger my ptsd

draxler is one of the few german players thats actually fun to watch

>no bundes tomorrow because of jogi break

worst timeline

Kroos

ahem

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Tah is pretty fun to watch

lmfao

heh

ok prost

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ok based

youtube.com/watch?v=V4b_75XbA6A

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please gib LÖW

okay

nachti

PLEASE give us Low

Lidl beer is sketchy in my opinion. How do you rate this one?

>if I were german I'd be worrying
you're implying that I expetced anything from Löw in the first place. we lucked our way to a title in 2014 despite Löw but we wont get that chance again.

friendly reminder that it literally took the Bild begging for Lahm on the RB position until >we improved at the WC 2014 and even then we should have lost to Algeria and only won because Sudacas are manlet pussies without spirit.

Didn't he change because of the Mustafi injury?

it was an "injury"

DAZ RITE WHYTEBOIS
BLACKS RULE YOUR SPORT NOW

They're not trash, they're just white so they don't develop as fast as your Ngubus who hit their peak in their early 20s.

lads
business idea

Abdullah's House of Pork
logo would be a towelhead biting into a pig

where can I invest?

>need to score goals fast
>sub out your only striker because you're too mentally challenged to see how Werner needs to be played
>sub out Reus for a dribbly midfielder
Löw is an actual ape, day of the lethal barbell accident can't come soon enough

Low didn't win Germany the World Cup in 2014. Guardiola did. If you claim anything else you're fucking retarded.

>Luxemburg
look who has an opinion

>still believes in flags
Look who lacks a functional brain.

>posts on Yea Forums
is the answer "both of us"?

You sure r/deutsch isn't more your speed, you self-hating cuck?

>Luxemburg
look who's an angry midget

But it is

savage

>you're too mentally challenged to see how Werner needs to be played
But Germany were playing a counter attacking system yesterday and couldn't pull off a single counter.

"Ich würde wieder so entscheiden", sagte der Bundestrainer nach der 2:4 (1:0)-Niederlage am Freitagabend in Hamburg über seine Aufstellung.

Germany should fire him.
I didn't see Netherlads were not that good yesterday and actually absolute shit in the first half.

>Germany
>in a counter-attacking system
the ABSOLUTE STATE of Germany right now

They haven't realized that their defenders are too shit to sustain the pressure of this system.

time for a Kindl

how long can this maniac hold on??

>changing the word vollgas to vol in your chores because youre afraid of twitter sörens with 10 followers and 3 replies screaming NAZI! because they are that retarded and have to think of hitler everytime they read the word gas somewhere
dfb and its “””fan”””club is such a cuck orgy holy shit

>if i had the chance i’d intentionally lose again, no question. but i’d buy my glasses at fielmann
fucking retarded

to volley in your choreo*
sorry, i’m retarded

at this point we can only hope that löw will fail in the euro quali since thats the only way we can get rid of him

honestly hoping for this

unironically this

and who’d be his successor?

Heynckes

Bruno

rangnick

Kult obv

unironically why not loddar?

based kupferposter

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>But Germany were playing a counter attacking system
nah Löw is just too stupid to build a working midfield lumo
Werner needs a Poulsen type player to bind defenders for him, Reus, Havertz, Brandt could in theory all fill that role but Löw is too fucking incompetent.
>le "sub in Brandt in the 84th minute" man

best case scenario is Rangnick

>burnout guy
>best case scenario
lol wtf

das rite

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Hütter should take over Germany

#AdolfHfürDeutschland

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I miss him

she dresses like a whore

>missing someone you don’t even know personally
beta behaviour

yes

wouldnt mind getting her ass pregnant desu

I DONT CARE I MISS THE LAD

Wenger would be kinda perfect

yikes, imagine saying that...

>Virgil van Dijk über Deutschlands Schwäche: "Im Aufbau haben wir sie unter Druck gesetzt, besonders Jonathan Tah, weil er Rechtsfuß ist und auf der linken Seite spielte. Da ist es nicht leicht. Wir holten viele Bälle in diesem Bereich."

truly advanced jogi tactics

Maybe we should ask him to be our coach

thinly veiled Durchfallpost

VOLLEY!

J O G I

>making it more complex than it was
he's just polite. anyone with two or more brain cells could see that the problem was the Kroos-Kimchi midfield which was disconnected from both the defence and offence.

>Joachim Löw on whether there's a chance for Mats Hummels to come back to the national team: "Everything has been said. I will not comment on that"

>Nico #Schulz has suffered a partial ligament tear to a tarsal in his left foot and will not be available for #NIRGER on Monday. The Borussia Dortmund fullback travelled home from the team hotel in Hamburg.

i'm gonna say it:
Jogi is worse than Klinsmann.

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they're both equally retarded imo

where is denmark? I came up with an new ebin meme :D

Klinsmann was absolutely vital at his time though

richtig schön nudeln fressen heute geil

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unpopular bundes opinion: Jurgen Klansman is acutally a decent coach.

just found out today is the wundes pokal

Neinhold are you still rating Löw btw?

Was out all day yesterday and been inactive today as a result, but go on

halstenberg is better anyway

based, return Drunkmark

Klinsmann overachieved with the USNT and got inevitably fucked by a lack of decent young talent. Arguably didn't give the young upcoming guys a chance in the last year(s), at least from what I read here.
Now I don't want to downplay the WC, it's has to be considered one of the greatest achievements in football, but in all other regards Löw underachieved with man shaft. He also missed the chance for a decent generational change before the WC and now his second try at it failed spectacularly. He also never showed any sign of understanding and outright refuses to question himself. He's an absolute hack.

do you want to hear that meme?

Yes

buyern hunkjonn

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Hmm

not funny?

No, it’s pretty good. I think it’s Norwegian?

du fette sau frisst doch jeden tag nudeln. was ist bitte lecker an nudeln?

>Now I don't want to downplay the WC, it's has to be considered one of the greatest achievements in football
it was lucky as fuck. 2010 Spain would have wiped the floor with 2014 >us. Fucking Kramer, Khedira, Mustafi, Höwedes,Özil it was a shitshow.

yes. I think it doesn't work as good in danish.

>n-not f-funny? :’(
cüüüs lan, was ein omegaalman.
daily reminder you’re talking to a dude (male) with dick and balls.

kek

as well*
retard.

There are some rude and mean people in this community.

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Özil, Höwedes and Khedira were all elite. Don't need to be GOATs to trash shitters.

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you’re so boring. you’re the lamest poster there is. seeing your flag induces a never ending yawn attack.

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kek

cringe all around, the original twitter post, screencapping said post, that fat fuck in the picture, you posting said screenshot here.

back to /deutsch/ virgin.

>Özil
>elite
geh kopf röntchen opfer

jz 1 durchfall

actually is durchfaller and I know it makes him mad when someone tells him to go back to deutsch

nö

nationalmannschaft ist mir so egal so lange der jogi und bierhoff da noch rumheizen
richtige hurensöhne

strawpoll.me/18605578

Haha imagine having durchfall, it comes out of your ass like sppssppfprppfpddlspspdppspspspfpptfps with a big splash, so nasty yet so funny, makes me laugh every time haha

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yes yes

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10/10

kek

absolutely based

hehe

paranoid

>not conceding
retards

Imagine being Dutch and hating on your fellow Germanic brothers. You’ll be back soon

imagine being durch and whiteknighting germans.
you’re and absolute loser

dutch*

South Germans are besser als northern ""Germans" I said it it's true now you know

Fuck off, Goldstein.

people east of the rhine are barely human desu

of course the american is rooting for the swarthy hillbillies.

second best thing since jacob italiano tßh senpai

norfs = d*nes
wests = mutts
easts = russian rapebabbies
soufs = swarthy rednecks

based

Movie character that is literally me

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Why this movie might be dangerous to angry white incels (read more)

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quite chilly outside innit

yes

wtf i clicked on read more and nothing happen!!

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Dear anonymous user who posted the post numbered 95260447

I am writing today to alert you to what I would describe as your own lack of insight. The post you made can be described with only a single word, cringe. Cringe is described within the dictionary as the following. "bend one's head and body in fear or in a servile manner.". I am not exactly sure what servile means, I have never heard this word prior to my posting, but I will be sure to research it further and let you know later, at an appropriate date. However, it is also alternatively defined as the following. An act of cringing. The content of the post you made made me feel a range of emotions. The first being cringe. The second being a sense of impending doom. The third being a strong stench of dread. The fourth being a feeling that cannot be described by my own language, but it is similar to the feeling I had when I realized the collapse of western civilization was premeditated and impending, a result of our own stupidity and ignorance. That feeling is the feeling I am feeling now. You have destroyed the most beautiful aspects of the human race. I hope this letter has helped you.

Sincerely,
Anonymous user of post (insert post number here)

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mean

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hey qt

hey, kanker dutch mongos.
answer my question

Sincerely hope that you aren't over 19 if you have anime (non-hentai) saved on you're pc/phone

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your qt :3
@95260984
cringe

the burger can stick a burger up his arse LMAO

you can't say that!
wuu2?

>arse
Cringe

waiting for The Alcohol to drink && u? xx

Drinking alcohol is low iq and degenerate

t. Recovering alcoholic (4days)

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man drink alcohol since 3000 years. man drink acolhol in 3000 years.

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dont even know which songs you mean, but so everbody can gröhl mit and they dont have to put a lot of effort in creating the "song". Also people enjoying them are drunk anyway so who cares

me too actually, let's have some fun

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was wollen wir trinken, sieben tage lang?

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ich denke Bacardi mit Cola

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Brinkhoff's tastes like traysh

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

LÖW RAUS
Ö
W

R
A
U
S

Lads, it's Germ*ny

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wtf rutger hauer look like THAT?

Would you accept him as coach for your NT?

you mean rutger hauer?

Sure, a corps is bound to be better than L*w

well then i have to say yes, but ONLY if they dont take me as coach

*drinks*

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why is it said that black people especially get the "itis" after a meal.

For me, the itis is really potent.

>animebabies posting chinese cartoon girls while sitting alone at home in the dark, drinking alcohol in solitude, their fat, sad faces only illuminated by their computer screens, while toasting other sad, fat virgins sitting miles away also alone in front of their pcs, pretending they are not sad, fat babymen
lmao what a shitshow itt

pardie pardie pardie

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I mean, its harder nowadays to just drink together at a fire, socializing has never been this complicated

>socialising
>complicated
socialising literally has never been easier, dipshit. you just have to leave your room once in a while.

basado

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for what? to see dozens of people that dont care for one another, dont want to be bothered, hang out with their group and constantly look on their phone?

hint: the more time people are on the internet the less they meet people
Maybe its still easy if you are still in school or studying.

also why are you angry

Lmao Omega male pls

well not if you say it like that
:-)

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jesus what a cringy post.
guess what, nobody would have wanted you at their fire drinking with them. what a depressing sad sack

watch your blood pressure Günter

TÜRKIYE AMK

>saturday night
>bunded
normies, the lot of you

yes

raging at japanese dungeon crawlers rn

GOOD NIGHT

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so satisfying seeing serena seethe

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True!

ja musste eben noch mit Vollgas ein paar Sörens in Berlin plattbügeln, scheise wieder Kratzer am SUV aber naja bin jz hier jz

agree

see you
ja? ja?

basiert user gassing the durchfallers on the daily

I'm changing from a germanboo to an italianboo

hallo?

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>not to a gypsyboo

Ozil was world class at Real Madrid

ja, hallo? was ist los?

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Cringe

*il cringio

Gorlami

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prost jz jungs hier

goodnight

geeeerd meeeerning

Why your up so early on an Sunday,?

sup?

>le coman is bad

>the annihilator of Albania

>it's a local "marathon" episode
hate loud people

he's a real GRANATE though

i'm sorry
was i being LOUD
LOUD LOUD LOUD LOUD

that's why you should always have an Eimer of Fischabfälle next to your window.

too far

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>three "Syrer" beat up a turk, police intervenes, turk goes back to his flat and gets a knife then stabs a "Syrer" in front of the police, then gets shot
based NRW slowly turning into murica

based Mitbürger

>DFB-Spielführerin Alexandra Popp (28) kann sich ein Karriereende schon im Jahr 2022 vorstellen.

>"Der grobe Plan ist, dass ich dann eine Familie gründen und ein Kind bekommen möchte", sagte die Wolfsburgerin im "kicker"-Interview: "Damit will ich nicht mehr zu lange warten. Aber bis 2022 spiele ich noch weiter beim VfL."

>Die enttäuschende WM mit dem Viertelfinal-Aus gegen Schweden (1:2) und der verpassten Olympia-Qualifikation hat Popp überwiegend abgehakt. "Ich erwarte, dass wir nach den Erfahrungen in Frankreich nun eine Reaktion zeigen", forderte die 101-malige Nationalspielerin: "Wir als Mannschaft, aber auch das Trainerteam."

>Die Olympiasiegerin habe im Turnier versucht, Bundestrainerin Martina Voss-Tecklenburg auf interne Probleme hinzuweisen, "weil ich auch hin und wieder gemerkt habe, dass es in der Mannschaft nicht immer harmoniert hat und die ein oder andere mit ihrer Position im Team nicht so zufrieden war", sagte Popp.

tl;dr: based Popp wants to retire in 2022 and focus on making new prospects. Thoughts?

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>„Nur durch einen Schuss eines Beamten konnte er gestoppt werden.“ Der angeschossene Messer-Angreifer und der Jugendliche schweben in Lebensgefahr. Alle Personen wurden festgenommen.

>Die Polizei war mit einem Großaufgebot im Einsatz. Die genauen Umstände und Hintergründe der Streitigkeiten sind noch unklar. Die Mordkommission der Polizei Dortmund hat die Ermittlungen aufgenommen.

Just Dortmund things.

>Thoughts?
Bistn Depp

who is the lucky guy that will have to pump her up every fertile circle?

Did Helge's speech have an influence on her decision?

>career ending pregnancy
how can people take womens sports seriously

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obviously tom

Tom would spill his spaghetti

>schulz injured
>akanji injured

It just never stops. I fully expect the rest of the defense to get injured and then constantly chase their fitness.

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LOL

good, less opponents in Real Based's way to the title

>schmelzer-zagadou-weigl-hakimi
CL group stage exit it is

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it pains me to admit it but I've rated Coman ever since his goal in the last DFB cup final.

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it's getting too cold for my short lurkpants. now I have to get the long lurkpants.
ugh.

wow what an interesting life you live

thanks

Eating LIEBE Quark
It's breddy good

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post a picture so we know what you're talking about

youtube.com/watch?v=oKQ059hLSCM

Why did they sell Toprak? Weigl's gonna get bullied at CB.

>MARKO ARNAUTOVIC was "disrespectful" towards the West Ham Women's team, according to ex-star Claire Rafferty.

>The retired two-time Women’s Super League champion, 30, even said the forward - who recently completed his £23million move to China - has an "attitude problem".

>Arnautovic has been slammed by former West Ham Women's star RaffertyCredit:

>Claire Rafferty has slated Marko Arnautovic for his poor attitude. West Ham are said to have lost patience with Arnautovic - and even took a £12m hit on their £35m valuation from January, simply to get him out of the club.

>And Rafferty believes it's not a surprise the Hammers couldn't wait to get rid of him after he treated the women's team with a total lack of respect.

>Speaking to talkSPORT, Rafferty revealed: “I think in the end West Ham got fed up of him – he’s got a bit of an attitude, clearly.

>“In and around the training ground he’d always be quite disruptive of our training sessions when he’d walk over.

>TOTAL DISREGARD
>“We train in the same place [as the men’s team], but obviously on separate pitches, separated by one of the stadiums.

>“On multiple occasions he was just quite disruptive and disrespectful of our training sessions.

>“He’d be walking back from finishing his training and would shout over the wall and just be disrespectful. “Bearing in mind we were doing tactical work, it’s a total disregard for what we’re doing.

>"There’s no way in hell any of us would do that during one of their training sessions.

>“I think that’s just him, he’s clearly quite a boisterous character and is quite outspoken.”

>Earlier on Wednesday, Arnautovic arrived in China wearing the colours of new team Shanghai SIPG, surrounded by fans.

>But the Hammers faithful took to Twitter hoping the "d***head breaks both his legs" after he finally masterminded his move away from the London Stadium.

what a giant cuck! slagging off women to gain self-confidence. fucking dicklet loser.

>tom calling anyone a cuck

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I'm not reading all of that

>
>what a giant cuck! slagging off women to gain self-confidence. fucking dicklet loser

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these tobihonest

>fucking dicklet loser
more like the average yugösi

why no Langsammels?

Whats with Hummus

Based post

kek! true

Löw at the press conference
>Havertz will probably start
>Neuer will play

This fuckhead promised ter Stegen Einsatzzeiten during the qualifier but now there are only 3 matches left, 2 of them against Estland and Belarus, great test for him

>great test for him
there doesn't need to be any test
ter stegen is great.

Yes youre right, then lets say great possibility for him to get used to play with the other lads

Ter Stegen will quit the national team at this rate just like Bast Dost did with Holland

doesnt matter anyways since this team will take at least 10 years until it can seriously compete again

Stop samefagging

dschähjtie bitte...

based

hopefully jogi will be dead by then

well, should have signed for Bayern or Stuttgart then!

Jogi on the left, non-bavarians on the right

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>Dolberg
wow

>Greece vs tax haven
>Spain vs island nation
>Sweden vs Sweden
>Italy vs Finland

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>germany
>denmark
>USA
>brazil
bad match day for the /bundes/ council of nations

Ruben Vargas just got his debut for Switzerland.

make a swiss /bundes/ for you and that one swiss lurker

For me, its Finland vs Italy
Will go buy some beer now

yes yes

>Scholl
have to agree on Rummenigga tho
very very underrated as a player

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wie nennt man diesen phänotyp

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Unironically why did he just throw out 3 WC title players with Müller, Boateng and Hummels? I agree that Müller is absolute shit but he has always been shit so why did they turn on him, and both defenders are miles better than what we currently have and not even that old. So Hummels can play a leading role at Bayern and Dortmund but he's not good enough to be in the Nationalelf over Jonathan fucking Tah? I can't even think of where to begin at that thought.

Because Löw is looking at the WC right now. He doesn't care about keeping some 30 year olds to get some extra wins this year

>Marco Rose: Ich werde irgendwann auch wieder ganz zurück nach Leipzig kommen
Based Rose leading Lok Leipzig back to the Bundesliga confirmed

He kicked them out because of public pressure and doesnt want to appear weak if he takes them back now.

he couldn't axe jerome alone without gettiing called racist

>because of public pressure
But who the fuck demanded that those 3 players need to be gone?

who didnt?

>rating Pigfucker at all
that meme again huh

60% of Loddars value is alright

Thinking that Müller is shit is low IQ tbhwy

PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI

Based Hradecky

nothing worse than washed up bundes memes getting a fresh breath of life

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Literally how can someone have the desire to look like this. The most bland fashion choice imaginable, not even speaking of retarded.

Do you know a more punchable face?

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> @IlkayGuendogan fällt aufgrund eines grippalen Infekts für #NIRGER aus. Der Mittelfeldspieler ist bereits aus dem Teamquartier in Belfast abgereist.Gute Besserung, Ilkay! #DieMannschaft @EuroQualifiers @ManCity
yeah sure
nothing to do with gündo starting for the best team in the world every weekend but still getting the dortmund player treatment from löw

Da kann man schon mal NIRGER sagen

He'll burn out after two matches with all that pressure

PUKKI

LIECHTENSTEIN

PAY DEBTS

So the US national team has a clear nepotism problem when it comes to MLS and the calling up of trash MLS players over Americans playing overseas. Does Germany and the DFB have the same problem with Bayern players? Because I honestly can't think of any reason why Ter Stegen not being the number 1

PACO PACO PACO xD

PACO THE GOAT

Cant wait for Barca to buy Alcacer back for 100m+

Shut up fag

nice revisionism

he never worked out in the NT anyways

fuck bvb

sure, for example sebastian rudy was good enough for the world cup when he was at bayern, then he moved to schalke 2 weeks after it ended and he never got called up again

he was the best player in the last few matches

>estonia
>belarus

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gotta keep up the appearance of elitism for the sponsors even if the results are shit
merc doesn't pay for schalke

Austria vs Latvia
>Laimer 2 assists 1 goal
>Sabitzer 1 goal
>Ilsanker forcing an own goal
based RB Leipzig aka Austria II

I want >us to get btfo by NI tomorrow so badly #NIRGER

you don't want to qualify for the euro?

he probabaly wants Löw to get sacked but im not even sure if this would happen

Why the fuck would Ter Stegen be number 1? He may have had ONE better season than Neuer while Neuer was injured, but other than that inferior to Neuer in every way.

Based retard

kys weebs

How is this thread still alive

For sure my american friend, I am certain you have solid opinions on this over me.

I do, but I really don't want Löw to be here anymore
he's sucked so much enjoyment out of following our national team

chairfolder here, glad we didnt get Tah

jetzt 75mg pregablin, 0,5mg tavor, 100mg opipramol und paar tropfen cbd öl kollege

going to bed, I'm sick and i hate myself

>Why the fuck would Ter Stegen be number 1?
Because he's better than Neuer and has been better since Neuer was injured for a year? You don't pick your starting players based off their peaks, you pick them based off current form.

I stay up way too late
I’m so stoopid lads

same

>there are people who still rate Noyer
It's not 2014 anymore

its gonna be a semen slurping 0:0 in nord00land btw

Based Jogi "höggschde konzendration" Löw will make it happen, don't worry about it.

Ter Stegen isnt even that good. The Spanish media praise the fuck out of him for one good game and gloss over mistakes that he makes consistently. Neuer gets torn a new asshole everytime he makes slight errors. He saved Germany's ass big time against the Netherlands in the 3-2 win and played well last game as well. Ter Stegen regularly shits the bed for the NT and he is not better than Neuer who also happens to be the captain. There are no other suitable captains other than maybe Kroos.

Or Reus but he is a choker and cant even lead Dortmund

Can’t wait for today’s episode of Jogi tactics

>Neuer gets torn a new asshole everytime he makes slight errors
>slight errors

>Lahm
>70m
This is quite frankly retarded. The only reason Lahm wouldn't cost at least 150m is because he'd never leave the club either way. Had he actually transfered he'd easily have been the most expensive defender of all time.

same as against Netherlands. when Jogi finds a shit strategy that has proven not to work, then you better believe he will stick with it.
I for one am looking forward to 5 in the back and Kroos - Kimmich midfield.

All this is true

that was just a customer dicksucking contest and Lahm destroyed his mia score a few weeks after he left.

Tbf, Scholls value would be exaggerated by his poster boy status

Northern Ireland BULLS tower over tiny Germans

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>Lahm destroyed his mia score a few weeks after he left.
Backstory?

You're sarcasm is actually prolly right since I actually have no idea how to rate a goalie unless it was like peak noya when you'd have to be a retarded person to not see that

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Doesnt want to go into the management as long as Hoeneß and Rummenigge are still in charge

>No 5 at the back today
good, still one of Ginter and Tah has to play

Löw already said that it will be a Viererkette

Why?

Not very Mia San Mia of him

>Kahn replaces Kalle
>Hainer replaces Uli
>Lahm replaces Brazzo

based and redpilled

Tah won't play, lad
even a blind fuck could see how bad he was

Ah, so Matthias "gift 3 goals to Werner" Ginter is playing? Im calmed down now, thanks.

let's give him a chance!

don't worry
apparently he's actually our best defender lol

spiegel.de/sport/fussball/matthias-ginter-vor-deutschland-niederlande-von-handwerkern-zu-kuenstlern-a-1285481.html

>this is journalism in the current year

nordbuzz.de/niedersachsen/braunschweig-ort28446/greta-thunberg-jaegermeister-schock-pikante-bilder-aufgetaucht-zr-12982268.html

Would rather have Stark as starter, even tho I never watched him play, or even Kimmich as CB.

>ywn get paid to shitpost on spiegel.de

Stark is decent. Better than Tah for sure. Ginter has his moments but is too inconsistent. Id put Starke in too.

jogi ins gas

Gaston

youtube.com/watch?v=cnaCQjRSXXg
Germany - England U19

Stark hasn't been good so far this season

better than Jonathan "loses a race to Burgstaller" Tah.

Just like Ginter or Tah

Van Dijk > Löw

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>thread is 66 hours old and not at bump limit yet
Nice poomunity you’ve got here

thanks, rudemark

Np

Fuglsang with his first ever Grand Tour stage win

There is literally not one white person for England on the field right now (maybe the GK, didnt pay attention to him)

no food in the house but it rains
options?

order food

delivery service
starving
getting wet

Löw is such a moron it's unbelievable.

the minimum order for delivery is like 13€ that's too much food. I don't like starving.
Maybe I do have to get wet after all. Thank you for your help.

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This team beat Northern Ireland 1:3

Can we do it again? Is our team better or worse now?

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>ter stegen
you're worse

>Müller
were better

keep the stuff you can't finish in the fridge

>I don't like starving.
racist

neue

>12°C
fuck you Greta

Im fairly sure I remember him being at fault for the goal

t. Ahmed

nn