USA vs Mexico Official Pre-game thread

Real Mexicans hate you.

>CONCASHIT

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>mexico c will still dab on los americanos

i thought fifa banned it

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Parents are from Coahuila and migrated legally in the 80s, seethe more you manlet indio prieto kek. Beg me for some maniordens

Adams isnt even our best midfielder considering that he has half a season of play time and hardly ever played under Berhalter. US soccer fags need to stop getting carried away with every youth talent

Mexico AAA team super instinct:
-----Lozano - Jimenez - Vela (RIP)
----Guardado ------------ Herrera
------------- Edson Alvarez------------
Gallardo - Araujo - Salcedo - Rodriguez
--------------------Ochoa
The cup would come home if we played this.

Most mexicans hate the success of others so this isnt surprising.

>hardly ever played under Berhalter

asshole plays him out of position anyway

Vela no es titular, pendejo. Violando las defenses mediocres de el MLelSoi no significa nada en el nivel internacional.

lol no

MEXICHANGOS AL GRITO DE MIERDA

Llega a un mundial primero antes de hablar pendejadas, honduchango vago que vive en los trenes

>tf
>tp
Fucking cringe.

>another chicanobux friendly against the irrelevant murrilards who we always rape
Yikes, Id rather us play another friendly against Argentina than have us waste a friendly against a team of shitters

HOY MOJA JIMENEZ

Will we have EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH PUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO today?

Business idea

We put chicanos in concentration camps

Get out of my country

>says the Honduchango riding the death express shanty train to the U.S border
kek

Why the fuck is chicharito playing.

why does USA play mexico so often? we very rarely play wales/scotland etc but it seems like half your games are against eachother

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t.west shit customer

Money

1. chicanos and their money
2. US Soccuck cant compete with any of the big boys so they choose to play against us because we are their and Concaca's papi's and they think they have a chance (but they dont because they have shit mls players or overrated talent like pulishit)

Kek
Nice projection indigena go back where you belong

Go back to oaxaca indios espalda mojada

Concacaf sucks ass and outside of Mexico or Costa Rica we wouldn’t be gaining any worthwhile experience

Because chicanos are willing to spend all their income watching 22 fags kick the ball for 90 minutes.

>Its your malinche manlet indio trying to suck up to murrifat cock like the desperate brown manlet poor indio that he is
kek
KEK
Ser chicano es un don de dios

I think your idea is worth a trillion dollars but Americans are pure cringe so I'm out.

The correct answer is that you manlet indios are too poor to compete with us CHADcano Aztlan nobles and our incomes and spending power.

Someone call ice on them indios and watch them seethe lol poor prietoides

Why are american and mexican beaners arguing about indians? You do realize you all look the same and are all brown goblins to us, right?

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t.a brown goblin

>Aztalan nobles
Aren't those supposed to be indios too. I really don't understand your pathetic Chicano larping. Aztalan is one of the most pathetic larps

Aztlan never existed tbqh

Your shitpost aside, Mexicans have an inferiority complex to chicanos
>chicanos earn more money than them which causes jealousy in them
>chicanos are statistically taller because of better nutrition
>chicano 2nd gens have better college educations - since Mexican university degrees are worthless - and actually have access to a better life higher up on the social ladder which is just not possible in Mexico
>because of the last point, these educated chicanos can intermingle with whites and this causes even more seethe and jealously in Mexicans because the vast majority of Mexicans secretly hate their brown skin color and want to be white - just look at Mexican telenovelas and the actors and actresses are all white Argentinians
This is why you should pity the mexican rat. They are willing to hate on their own brothers (chicanos) just to get the favor of whites

Over/under 2 PuliGOD goals, lads?

t.chicano

Just speak english, nothing worse than a self hating American who pretends to be a beaner.

They want that CHI $$$

Someone post the Republic of Rio Grande pepe

BASED and REDPILLED. The mexican novela part is too true
>be me hanging out with the family in Mexico
>they're having a carne asada and watching novela
>tía asks me to get with a white girl so that my kids can look white enough to get into a mexican tv show

>Dest is starting
Fucking lies

americans don't want you in their country, we don't want you back, fucking kill yourself faggot

Not only novelas just look at all the TV shows and even news anchors. Its usually always a light skinned person.

That maybe true in oaxaca tbf

espn.com/soccer/united-states/story/3935915/berhalter-to-hand-ajaxs-dest-start-vs-mexico

you can't have our Ngubu

Leaked Mexico Squad
Official XI will be announced on 19:30 EST
>twitter.com/miseleccionmx
Hope, this be a Martino's joke

>our
>didn't give him a single callup at any point

what did you mean by this?

Dest is gone the second the Dutch give him a call

t. Dutch Nt fan page

>Sergino Dest: "I am happy for this opportunity and I am happy that I am here right now but I don't know for the future yet. You guys will see
what happens when the time comes."

>When asked if he'd play next month in a cap-tying game: "I don't know yet. I can't make that decision"

>Mexicans secretly hate their brown skin
Is this really true?

a few, same as blacks and whites who hate their race, that faggot saying it's all of us or that our tv is full of argies is talking out of his ass

Some do same as any other race.

>men's soccer
yikes from me, putos

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all brown people do

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Sammy is a proud Afrocariblatinxlutto and he's literally dabbing on you as you hate him

>Secretly

Would like to take this oppurtunity to wish Mexico all the very best of luck in tonight's match. They are a proud country of good people and they deserve to win this.

the Virgin EEUU:MEX friendly

the Chad, Elite, Muscular Martinique:TNT Nations League game

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It's a good chance for both teams to play an opponent of a similar caliber without traveling halfway across the world.

No but they probably hate their manlet nature.

Stop LARPing as a real Mexican, Nathan.

Who
>castizo masterrace
here?

>to play an opponent of a similar caliber
You're not on our level. I'm not even shitposting, you are below Costa Pobre to us atm.

here breh, feel so good to be 'el güero' desu familia

Are CHIs the Airsoft Guns of the USA/MEX rivalry?

>CHis
>success
HOLY SHIT!
Being a Chicano is the definition of past and provably present and future failure.
By definition your ancestors failed in their own land, so much they illegally crossed into america to live off welfare.

Meanwhile real Mexicans endured the bad times and are still inhabiting their ancestral lands while you try to mock them from your section 8 hut.

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>buritos arent Mexican
where are they from and what's some proper Mex food?

Fuck you doyle

>PuliGOD

he's been exposed, jumping on sargent bandwagon now

How many bongs?

burritos are made up mexican food from the us, taco bell tacos too, there's lots of propa mexican food but i don't know where you could get it in britland

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t. Pablo

Burritos aren't Mexican but thay doesn't mean you can't stuff them with like authentic ingredients and shit. Might as well just make a taco with a flour tortilla and whatever else, flour tortillas work well with breakfast food.

hes right desu

2 bongs and 30 bings left

Pulisic > LozANO

>No Adams
>No Weah
>No Miazga
>No Yedlin
This is basically the C Team

Yedlin is garbage

ye

Weah is injured

Also, no baldy or altishit so it’s at least our B team

Who ready to get E X P O S E D here?

And yet he's still a massive improvement over Cannon and Lima.

I'm making more money than you
My parents make more money than your parents
I have a better education than you.
I, a chicano, am better than yoiu, negro narizon.

Adams isn't just a "youth talent." He was bossing grown men in the midfield in MLS when he was just a teenager, and then he walked into the starting XI of RBL.
I would say our top 5 players are 1. Pulisic, 2. Adams, 3. McKennie, 4. Steffen, 5. Brooks / Long

I guess but obviously nothing special

If Dest had a better game tonight than Yedlin ever had I wouldnt be surprised in the least

Ah yes, the famous “I make 6 figures starting” meme

>Pulisic

More like The American Lainez

>He was bossing grown men in the midfield in MLS

Not like that’s hard to do

did someone have an stream link?

also did someone knows an good site to watch CONCACAF nations league as well?

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streamja.com/5wjq

honestly think Adams is the best player

ever notice how the mexican girls that come here are fat?
they're keeping the hot ones for themselves.

I hope we get ride of TATA as pronto as possible so we can have Piojo Herrera back and bring G10 to NT

I make 75k as a web developer and I just started a year ago after doing a summer internship. I graduated as an electrical engineer at UC Irvine with a 3.7 gpa while working a part time job.

Sure you do

I’m making 600k as a math major

Most fat people are poor, and only poor Mexicans go to the USA

>Adams isn't just a "youth talent."
He is until he maintains consistent club form
>He was bossing grown men in the midfield in MLS when he was just a teenager, and then he walked into the starting XI of RBL.
Because My Little Soccer is a joke, not saying that Adams is shit but that starting in the MLS means fuck all
>I would say our top 5 players are 1. Pulisic, 2. Adams, 3. McKennie, 4. Steffen, 5. Brooks / Long
Your opinion is immediately discarded once you mentioned Long. Never seen such an overhyped domestic CB

That manlet wishes he was just half as good as Pulisick

>Yedlin not in the list (inb4 hurr durr he sucks)
>puts in long
Man, you were doing really well up until that point.

FIGHT

...

FOR YOUR RIGHT

That be me mane. We’re the real chads

and every american wishes you were fucking dead lol

TO SUCK DICK

Yedlin's like 7. He's still the best RB and a tacked-on starter, but Dest and Cannon (once he moves to Europe) are going to be better than him eventually. He's just doesn't have the right mindset for a defender, and his crossing is super inconsistent

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Dont even give a shit if we lose tbhonest, just wanna see Morales own the DM position so that Fagley and Trapp fanboys can stop pretending we're weak in that position; and also Dest debut.

Is it 2 bongs til kick-off? Might finally watch one of these matches.

>Zardes

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Our games almost always kick off a little later than advertised. It'll probably be about 2 AM when the game starts for you.

>boyd

Based and turkpilled

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I've seen a ton of Turks bitching at him on social media. Has he not been playing well?

zardes better not be anywhere near this stadium. unless he's showing fans where to sit or serving beer.

>the zardes meme continues

whats the point of this?

He's been shit so far in the first 2-3 games but he will probably get better with time since he has played well in the Turkish league before.

Never forget.

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Thanks

Thanks, englandbro. Really means a lot, we'll rape these dumb murrimutts

>being a beaner

>Being an amerimutt

RIP lyl. RIP lel. We cry everytime. Never fiveget.

>red card for rafa marquez

Yeah, that's a classic

America status: Great Again

>implying you're not a beaner AND a meximutt
>m-muh aztec blood!

I unironically watched this match in some mexican hotel with my father when I was 6 years old.

pulisic will score 3 today.

but it's not the knockouts of the world cup.

Guys, just a friendly reminder.

#soccerforall

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Will this finally be the day Americans stop being pussies and bant back with
"""""""""eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllll MUROOOOOO""""""""""

Ladies and Gentlemen It's the 2022 world cup 1/16 knockout round of Mexico against USA. What an exciting match

Oh Chucky lozan scores for Mexico. Mexico 1 Usa 0

And lainez adds another goal at 36 minutes. What a beautiful goal. Mexicans are dominating this game. Mexico 2 USA 0

>thinking >we’ll ever stop being fags
I fucking hate the “soccer culture” surrounding the national team and MLS.

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I was living in Moscow during the last World Cup, met fans of virtually every nation, and can honestly say that there were none worse than the Mexicans. I am no Americophile, but Jesus I hope they win this.

The 2nd quarter begins. Oh no no no, it's a another goat at minute 46 scorerred by the Barcelona super star Chucky . Impressive goal. Mexico 3 USA 0

What’s that third chromosome called?

It's minute 81 and the young 21 years old american user from Somerville somerset new jersey and new york red bulls talent gets subbed in

And wow user scores a header just after 2 minutes. The americans are still hopeless tho. USA 1 Mexico 3

>usa makes it out of groups

what did he mean by this?

I can't believe it. user scores another goal at minute 85 after humiliating all the Mexican defense and lobbing it over the Mexican goalie. Mexico 3 USA 2

They were the first of a group that had italy, Iran and north korea
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh GOAAAAAAAAAAAL.
user scores an amazing volley at minute 88. The mexican fans are dead silent

Oh no. Oh no. Mexican players are famous with their poor sportsmanship. And the Mexican player Herrera shows it by an uncalled agressive tackle against user. Then he kicked him in his guts. What a pooor player. He gets a red card and leaves the stadium while getting booed. user is injured and it seems like he can't continue playing this game

THE USMNT is Tunisia's level of bad
they could perform but eventually anyone can steam roll them

>this thread

i thought america was a successful multicultural country? what would AOC say if she saw the fighting in here.

Coupled with their federation's love for garbage mls players and its not surprising they didn't qualify from a joke region like Concacrap in 2017.

Holy molly. Even tho he was bleeding. user comes up from the dead and continues to play the game. What a brave American warrior

Didn't we win against you in 2010 world cup?

Oh wow you beat the 70th team in the FIFA ranking back in 2010 where our best players were from literal bundes liga bottom tier teams
such an accomplishment .

Shekels $$$

Seething

Goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal. user scores a beautiful scissor kick from outsize the sound and the game is over. The american fans are cheering for their new american hero while mexican fans have started to kill themselves in mass. God bless America. God bless America. America will encounter England in the next round. May god be with her.

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itt: autism

>More soccer fans in the United States watched the @LigaBBVAFemenil match between Tigres vs Monterrey than the MLS rivalry game between NYCFC and NYRB.

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One of these days, in a match like this one, i really hope a muslim blows everything to hell or an incel kills everyone with his AR-15 with "praise kek" engravings.

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I'd rather go to jury duty than watch a MLS game

>Implying you're not an amerimutt and non-european
>M-muh heritage

teams that are better than KEKsico and Keksico2

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Almost none of those players are algerians. How can you support a team like that

>Alegria
>Better than Mexico
What a shitty attempt of trolling

With a 100$ golden jersey that says Champion of Africa and 5K that I banked by betting on this team

We are better in literally every position - even Chucky is better than Memehrez

based ahmed

Betting is haram dude

Damn bros it feels to great to be a CHADcano

Seething , sorry you can never be a true lad

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What is this shit??

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Mexico B vs Mexico A

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>Trapp
>Long
>Zardes
>Zimmerman

Why did they even call up Brooks? Hes leaving after this match, completely retarded

>my little sawker teachers pet Trapp
>Zimmershit
>Zardshit
>Dest as LB even though he's 10 times the player that Cannon is
You just know Bercuckler has to kowtow to MLShit interests.

>falling for the Long meme

>call up Sargent
>start Zardes anyway

>Long and Zimmerman - both average/mediocre CBs behind Brooks
>Trapp - completely fucking useless
>Dest starting as a left back even though he's better than Cannon
>Zardshit instead of Sargent
Bercuckler OUT

Is this a friendly?

For everyone bitching about Zardes I'm guessing Sargent starts vs Uruguay

Brooks not playing, no clue though. Him and a few other players are going back to their clubs after this game

Dest can play both and the only other options for LB are Lovitz who is shit and Ream who is slow and old.

>This is the second to last game Sergino Dest ever plays for the USA

Pulisic will smash the ball into Zardes face which will deflect and go into the goal

Hey guys what’s up!

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WTF where are Los Donovans, Los Cobi Jones, Los Hijos del Patron, los Altidores????

where is stream

>Lozano scores on debut vs best team in league and one of the best teams in the world

>Pulisic cant score vs Norwich City and Sheffield United

Brooks is injured

this, i want to watch BASED americans btfo CRINGE mexicans

will this match actually be any good?

Serie A is shit these days. Norwich would finish top 3 in Italy.

When??

>reddit
kys

Do you want to watch us rape the murrimutts and their pathetic mlelsoi players? Then it will be good in that regard.

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elixx.me/wajax.html

yes

check footybite

>Dest choosing to play defense with Walkshit Shitmerman and Aaron Long over De Ligt and Van Dijk
Yep, we are definitely losing him after this game.

>rape
It will finish mex 2 usa 1 or something booring like that

Burritos and American tacos are "Tex-Mex", literally cowboy/bandito food from the Texas/Mexican border region. It's just Texas chilie with a tortilla.

I've already resigned myself to him going to the Dutch. The interview he gave to American reporters yesterday where he said he's still keeping his options open basically tells us that he will bail as soon as the Dutch come calling for the Euros next year.

Kek

he is already bailing, he was non-commital to the games next month because he'll be cap-tied if he plays

Yes

I don't give a fuck. What's the line?

He's been saying that for months, he said similar stuff before going to the u20 wc with the US.

>USA goes all out for Dest and he'll leave anyway
>meanwhile Subotic would have stayed if the fucking u-20 coach called him up to the world cup

se queda

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>gentlemen, this is the best international rivalry in soccer

what did alexi "retard" lalas mean by this?

hernandez

Dest would hardly play for Netherlands. He'd be the Dutch Jona Gonzalez

goddamn i hate alexi lalas

How can you fucking pigs watch this game while there are women out there not getting equal pay?

Women literally won the world cup.

He is better than Dumfries and will be starting for Ajax regularly on the right this season

>No Jozy Altidore (MMMMM)
>No Michael Brantley (MMMMM)
>Completely ignores Adams and Weah

Why the fuck is US coverage so bad?

adams and weah are injured retard, kys

how much blow is lalas on right now

How dumb are you? They showed a graphic of all the injured players and only talked up Altidore and Bradley like they were the best players there and didn't mention Weah/Adams at all. Don't reply to me again until you know what the fuck you're on about

The point he's making is that these retarded mlelsoi commentators are trying to hype up Fagley and Altishit even though Adams and Weah are far more promising players in those positions.

>no jimenez
>no lozano
>no alvarez
wtf

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why must our sports have 40 minute pregame shows that start at the time the game is listed for

>we

>pre-match commentaries
>a fucking woman talking on my tv

pls don't do this, that whore is BAD

Alvarez is overrated as fuck.
>Americaca players

We don't need to play the full A team to rape the murrilards. Just look at their backline, they aren't even playing that tall German mutt who is good.

when is this even starting?

yes but hes qt

START THE MATCH YOU CUNTS

wtf, why hasn't the game started?

in 20 bing

>being in tech
>making less than 80k

Seriously, how, desu? I'm not even trolling. We hire our juniors at 80.

3 min

That's it? I started with 120k.

Does any American actually like Alexi lalas?

always remember him from this
youtube.com/watch?v=ni2NXRbhzqk

no

What should I order for dinner bros? I was craving Mexican food today.

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why is it not a sticky? wtf

was he a good player?

where though? in california?

You must have a really big cock.

>25 dollars for tacos
huh

that's it? i started with 240k

No idea but he scored when you beat >us in 93

>Countdown to kickoff 22:12

fuck this

Quien tiene un link para verlo en TVazteca? hace mucho que no escucho chistes de la verga de ZAGUE

Texas. I'd imagine California would have higher wages.

Iconic, mainly because he looked like a surfer dude who played football on the side.

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My apologies, there was a typo. I meant that I actually started with 300k

that's it? i started with only a small million dollar loan from my dad

based

daily reminder

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Ask the waitress for Panocha

who?

TVazteca link pls
TVazteca link pls
TVazteca link pls
TVazteca link pls

i dont give a shit about 30 mins of pregame and commercials, just play the fucking game when you say itll play you fucking jews

expensive as fuck
>$70 for mexican food
lel

>still hasnt started

S C U M G A N G

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When's the motherfucking game start? These faggots at Univision said it was at 7:45, and now I"m still watching commercials. Why is Mexican TV like this?

Mexico flags need to apologize for their scam television networks. Apologize.

Now

white people are the only ones who care about being on time

filete antiguo

Televisa and Univision literally merged to avoid Micky Mouse to consume their souls, they need to put as much ads as possible at least until WC 2026

I wish Disney would've buy Televisa already breh, but they resist to die.

Disculpate puto. El canal dijo q el partido empieza a 7:30, que pasa?

Not even interested in your gay match anymore.

Vasco should´ve taken Braulio Luna to South Africa.

>mexico
cringe

Then go away you dumb muzzie britmutt

>even Google said this shit started 30 bings ago

Google should sue the shit out of Azcarraga desu

>crossing the line
behave putos

puto

mexico bad usa good

t' t' t' tODAY Amigos

>CARAMELO is there

based CHADhuahuense

>Will Trapp
Surely there’s at least one midfielder who can actually pass the ball available? No?

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Sorry lad brazil Colombia is better anyway

sjw's win again lol

MEXICANOS AL GRITO AL GUERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Start the match on time, you tardy cunts.

>he fell for the SUM Start Time trick
lol git gud

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>Vega & Gutierrez on the bench

for what purpose? both are shit

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I for one can’t stand the bastard
Should save his god awful opinions for Twitter

Just play the instrumental for fucks sake

the game doesn't start on time because of SUM, don't blame the television channels

BOYCOTT GARBER

WTF both mexican team and assistants are whiter than USA's

That singer qt

Name one American sport where they play the instrumental instead of singing it

go to bed Nigel mohamaad

>ugly CHI singer for the anthem
why

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i agree with this

Wow she fucking butchered the anthem.

She could get the D though. Looked like a mix between Selena Gomez and Arianna grande. Muh dick.

God I hate when these singers take a shit on national anthems with their "interpretations"

Si si, muy bonita la morra, pero como le hacen a la mamada con el himno pedorro, luego se quejan de SUM

>dat pocholard standing for the murrican anthem while wearing a mexico jersey
Pathetic

everyone here is a shitter and its gonna be a shit game

Let's hope Mexico destroys the mls players, we will go nowhere with this shit coach in charge

tvazteca.com/aztecadeportes/internacional/envivo/2019-09-06/estados-unidos-vs-mexico/

who are you rooting for

>the virgin Himn Nacional Mexicano
>ThEEEEEE chAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAADDDDD AAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAMEEEEEERRRRRRiiiiiiiCAAAAAAAAAN AAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAANNNNNN... THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

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>zardes
eyeball goal incoming.

>Game starts at 8:30 est

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90+% of the beaners in the stadium are Americans. USMNT will never have a home game against Mexico because beaners always support Mexico.

>

I may not like Americans, but during the last world cup I learnt to fucking hate Mexican fans. I'm with the yanks tonight.

and we are underway!

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>overlooking European based players for MLS shitters
Imagine if any other coach in North/South America did this. Shit would not last.

You must know nothing about music theory because that goblina ruined your anthem

>muh diversity

I fucking will. Hope you're happy.

It's unfair you get a young murrimutt female singing it with everything we only get to play instrumental anthem like the rest of the world

her anthem was terrible - no one asked for that.

if they lost the Gold Cup, why do you think a friendly matters?

they will miss out of the Olympics, finish 2nd in the Nations League, and still he will keep his job because Jay is the CEO

just accept that we live in a kakistocracy and find enjoyment elsewhere

gracias bro

youtube.com/watch?v=qsOPbN8ViEg

Rate my tacos.

Using fork and knife because I don’t want to get my hands dirty.

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I think it'll end as 1-1 semen slurping draw

Who /CHI/ here?
>No matter who loses, we still win

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puto/10

dickhead

>getting booed on your home soil
JUST

where the fuck is Dest playing?
this is gonna backfire bad

Wh... what did Mexico mean by this?

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couldnt handle the banter?

If only there were banter

Faggot/10

i must be hallucinating because i swear i just saw zardes out there

I actually hate Canada more than Mexico

why so upset then

>mandarina

>Zardes playing leftback
Berhalter is going for Dutch Total Football
yes
fuck yes

Reminds me of that Javier's place from the gold cup threads

>3/10
Just put random shit in a tortilla?

why do you care about what a neet britlard thinks

Did some chicanos ever open tex mex restaurants in mexico?

>Parking the Bus
GREG OUT

RIDE THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE

There are more Mexicans in the stands. Why don’t they move back there if they love Mexico so much?

>Chicanos staying in Mexico
they just want to meme their Mexican but too scared to stay beyond a week vacation

because they're as mexican as Im Japanese

... and who can blame them?

BASED

It´d probably be super expensive and terrible, absolutely no one would eat there

there are probably only a few dozen Mexican citizens in the stands you dumb trumpster, take your pills and go to bed

>Morales and Dest are good
Wtf bros, Doyle told me Bradley Trapp and Lima were the best we got

im pretty sure you and l are whiter than the chicanolard & pocholard posters on 4chin, too

>el bancarito
No era youtuber?

>chicharito
>reyes
Tata out

Fuck you pinche argentino de mierda

They tried to put taco bell restaurants back in the 90s it was a massive fail

You never tried burritos or a tex mex bowl. They are great

Illegals still count as Mexicans.

No me ha llegado la pejebeca, alguien sabe por que?

>mandarina on a taco

ok this is new to me, would try anyways

Taco bell is the worst Mexican American chain

No lo haz defendido lo suficiente

Yo sigo esperando mi state mandated gf, la pedí güerita y que sepa cocinar, a ver si no me llega una Deyanira con herpes

Dest is by far USAs best player

does taco bell even claim to be mexican food anymore?

Everyone up front has been good and we're keeping possession more with Dest and Morales.

Too bad the rest of the backline and Trapp are just shit

Yo no hablo Español. Yo no amo los mexicanos porque vosotros estan subhumanos

>la pedí güerita y que sepa cocinar

y de donde van a sacar una asi? Conformate si te llega una chilanga del Establo de Mexico mamá luchona de 2 bendis

Pls GiB green card I suck ur dick

that was beautiful

CHICHARITO

Goal you murrimutt

>vosotros
Yanqui faggot

AND THE CROWD GOES CRAZY

Can the US just give up on soccer for a couple of decades? Why do they keep trying to make their shitty team happen?

we suck desu

Kek
Didn’t look too good on defense.

>dest
>le run and tricks who can't defend full back

how contrived

The USMNT is USWNT tier.

So uh, Mexico is at home, right?

because we're hosting in 7 years i guess

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!

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Wow, que cojidón

>chicharito

kekekekekek

CHI
>95236791
yes

>pest

hahah this team sucks. glad i only support my womens team

Tecracktito corona making dest his bitch, venga raza!!!!

>Long and Zimmershit not tracking Chicharito
>Dest and Pulisic
Man oh man

Zimmermeme and Long were a mistake

AAAAAAAAAY AAAAAAAAY
AAAAY AAAAAAAYYYY...
CANTA Y NO LLORES
PORQUE CANTANDO SE ALEGRA

i fucking wish bro

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>J-jimenez is better than Chicharito!
Yikes lmao

so this is the great Dest I've been hearing so much about?

Yep
Nice we will make a World Cup!

>MetLife Stadium is an American sports stadium located in East Rutherford, New Jersey, 8 miles (13 km) outside of New York City
OH NO NO NO

Do most Mexican's root for team USA when they're not playing Mexico or do they hate team USA and root for their failure most of the time?

LEL

Stu completely ignoring the atrocious defending of the cross

>Dest choking against decent competition

Looks like Bumtidore tier desu. Great against near destitute countries, awful against anyone in the top 50

Mexicans literally don't care, CHIs root against us

chinga tu madre chicanos

CHICHARITOOOOOOOoo

I'd say most people don't care or wish the US does bad. Me personally, don't see the rivalry as all that much, so I want a fellow conCACAf nation to do well.

Many people hated them. In the early 2000s because of Donovan

Once he retired I think people couldnt care less nowadays

Real number is probably closer to %30 of population

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>decent competition
literally can't name 2 players on that mexican team

so is this the confederations cup playoff?

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The dutch mutt playing for the gringolards is decent, one little tunel isn't going to degrade his performance so far. I'm just surprised how shit the gringordo CBs are, how can you lose Shitarito like that kek?

>zardes
Lmoa

yup - it would never occur to me not to roof for mexico or canada if, like the USA, they theoretically were making a run for the cup. but that's theoretical and it probably always will be.

Reminder:

The pea>The trunk

>hispanic
And that includes Puerto Ricans and Dominicans, which are the majority.

C pillin

Adams would picked up Chicharito on the goal desu

>don't see the rivalry as all that much
but it's USA's fault people think Taco Bell is what Mexican food tastes like

who wants some putasos?

>East Rutherford, New Jersey
youtu.be/0xo7ialb4aU?t=198

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>freddy adu
>julian green
>jordan morris
>charlie davies
>christian pulisic
>sergino dest

zardes is going to be the first player ever to get a yellow for fouling the ball

OH NO NO NO
>DIEGO REYES
>AMIERDICA

que les digo de ese pendejo reyes

I was going to reply to this to, but they are the second/third biggest hispanic demographic in NYC. Pretty sure they will eventually overtake Puerto Ricans.

where can i watch this?

Tu Gfa

>Reyes
Damn this nigger is shit

You're mum

No, just a friendly, our next game is against Argentina

dont waste your time, to the average murrilard everyone who speak spanish comes from México.

Guatemalans, belizeans, salvadorans, hondurans, nicaravuans, Costa Ricans, Dominicans, cubans, argentinians, Spaniards, chilelans they all are mexicans in their eyes

Fuck, Pulisic almost got there

he's been exposed defensively at least four times now, partly due to the Gregggggg plan of letting him roam with Long backing him up, but also he isn't a fully formed defender yet

if there wasn't a cap issue, he would be in the U-23s in San Diego right now

not really his fault, but he definitely won't be ready for a few years

any Mexican restaurant

download TUDN app or put Univision on your TV

Here

>CORONA
>CORONA
>CORONA
>CORONA

Ta bien papi no te apures, va ser la dupla salcedo-montes la que nos consiga el oro

>el tecucktito
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Yeah, mexicans

Adu and Green got #SUMed
Davies literally had cancer
Morris does suck tho

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apadrinado de telewila

I hope all subhuman chicanos and pochos get genocided to be desu

>Tecatito

WTF dude, the US are playing so fucking bad. Is this their A team?

>The US fielding underdeveloped players and consequently ruining their careers

You don't say!

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this

>salcedo-montes

AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA CHICANO PENDEJO JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

High iq post

i don't think we really know what our A team is - the struggle is real and yeah, we look like shit

>Kekate
Mexico will never be a top footie nation

x3

>Long
>Zimzam
>Cannon
>Trapp
>Steffen playing out the back
My god, how are these bumblefucks playing for the national team? We got lucky that Corona fluffed his 1v1

If all Mexicans get genocided, does that mean no more CHIs?

Holy shit he got sacked dudes

chicanos are american

its been 35 minutes. does the us have a shot on goal yet?

This is the best the US can do. It's our A team I guess...

The US cannot even string three passes together. Should just give up the ball and try to counter.

Not even richfags makes this
kill youself/10

>My god, how are these bumblefucks playing for the national team?

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Based Chadcanos living in this jealous SHITlango’s head rentfree

this is our Greg team. We're all just waiting for him to get fired

>Aaron long missing a header right in front of goal

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where are the cheerleaders?

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That come from wetbacks, so no wetbacks means no anchor babys si no CHIs. Can you even think that far ahead?

Why le fuck can't l upload images lads?

>how are these bumblefucks playing for the national team?
My Little Sawker marketing

Your probably pro los abues araujo and moreno

DIE

A coach change isn't going to fix a total lack of talent.

>hoping Scaloni loses one of these friendlies so that our journalists stop with the "we had a good copa america, trust the process" meme
>Mexico is our next opponent
>they're fucking shit
goddammit

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Based

>mexikek fluffing all their chances
The US to make a meme comeback, but they might be too bad to do it.

I thought the US were supposed to be good now?

Damn herrera looks like a K-Pop ido.

it's not a total lack of talent, though, that's the fucking problem.

pulisic should hand in transfer request
this shit is horrible

Why on earth did you think so?

theres already 40 million chicanos in your country retard plus your biggest problem now is subhuman centraca caravans anyway

>I thought the US were supposed to be good now?

since when?

>All that work from Pulisic
>That shot

>Morales

GET RID OF DAT FUCKING HUN SPIC AND BRING BACK A PATRIOT LIKE MIKEY BRADLEY

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>pulisic should hand in transfer request
for the croatian team?

curiosidad imbecil

This time you'll be facing Mexico B, dirty communist. The result of that match has already been decided. Mexico 2-0 Argentina.

based

Based

araujo is 27 retard and qt briseño is better than salcedo and reyes and montes

they made the final of their continental cup two months ago

we have a lot of young talent but they need a system.
>Steffen
>CB?
>McKennie
>Adams
>Pulisic
>Sargent
that's a breddy gud spine. We just need a good centerback and a good coach to create a system. Greg had Adams playing rightback last time for fucks sake

what gave you that impression?
what propaganda is SUM pushing in Europe?

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Lol i knew it, inb4 i was just pretending to be retarded

Kind of irrelevant

mezican fans only hates Argentina and to a lesser extent netherlands

As a chicanofat, I feel bad for Pulisic. He gets around three Mexican players and getting in whatever balls he can find and his teammates just fuck it up.

Send all the CHIs to their country EZPZ, then genocide all Mexicans to prevent any future CHIs.

That’s not saying much frog

>mexico beating Argentina
No

you cant deport americans retard

>continental cup
it's Concashit user. a sack of potatoes can make the final

VAMOS MEHICO

ORALE ORALE, MUCHACHOS

mexican thot poster got range banned by some salty chileANO jannie, can't post images anymore

yea.. playing against farmers and coconut peasants

But we can genocide you spics

We are fucked if Pulisic is injured for a long stretch

>if marked move to open space
MLS Coach of the Month, June 2015

you cqnt evem genocide niggers lmao

NEW

2004 Copa America
It's the only official match where Mexico has beaten Argentina, lol. Guess we went to penalties once, which counts as a draw officially.

This match sucks ass

if we genocide niggers, who will entertain in real sports?

Not much of a spine with no back line

our QT poster got banned too
jannies out of control, we need to stop them

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