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good OP and good digits
FUCK OFF CAREY YOU FRAUD. GO ON, GET THE FUCK OFF MY SQUARE. COME BACK WHEN YOU'VE LEARNED TO PLAY DIBBLY-DOBBLERS
I'll be honest lads, I had been hoping for a little more support within /cric/ for the Worcestershire Sauces. Thought it was generally agreed that they are /our team/
Never heard of Gloucestershire sauce come to think of it
They wouldn't be able to make a decent sauce if their lives depended on it, absolute joke of a county
For me, being a Sussexman, it’s Sussex
Not acceptable
Laurie Evans, the so-called "best batsman in domestic T20 cricket", simply does not know how to play against big bad Pat Brown
>the women's teams of rando cricket nations like France have mostly native-born players
>the men's teams of rando cricket nations like France have 100% indians and pakis
Really makes you think about how much cricket's growth is stunted by indian culture and in an area where they have no dominion due to their rampant sexism, there is actual development
just grew a few inches inside yer mum la
And I shout that you're all fakes
And you should have seen the look on your face
And I guess that's what it takes
When comparing your bellyaches
And it's been a long time
hate poos
for me it's Yorkshire County Cricket Club, producers of international players Joe Root, Jonny Bairstow and Adil Rashid.
I now remember Adil Rashid
I'm a man of the Sauce, Gloucestershire can fuck right off
Based. You watching? Think we're going to struggle from here if I'm being honest Paddy my mate, we've barely got any batters in the side so anything over 140 was always gonna be a struggle
Who's this?
looking like an ez chase for the sauces
Gloucestershire sauce cookitsimply.com
tipping a draw both here and at the oval, this series will be largely forgotten about by both nations apart from, 'wasn't THAT ben stokes innings in that series' for england and 'isn't that the one where smith averaged over a century?' for australia.
fancy a chinese
going to order one
will combine picking it up with a dog walk so it's like i'm exercising
I think it will finish 3-1 to aus
>going to the Chinese takeaway with your dog
ruh roh
need more Irish imports
i wont take him inside because thats dicing with danger
don't let them take your doggo la
>1 tbsp soured cream or yoghurt
>125 ml mayonnaise
>1/2 tsp Worcestershire sauce
>1/2 tsp chopped chives
>2 tsp lemon juice
>cayenne pepper
absolutely pathetic
Sussex Sharks finish on 184/6. Warchestershire Fighting Pears need 185 to reach finals day at edgbaston
fuck wuss-tershire
Can't see England saving the match at this point. Will be all out when still at least 150 behind, whereupon Australia will thrash a quick 200 and stick >us back in with more than a day to bat out. Pretty boring really since so many games pan out like that. England just haven't been good enough and the management/strategy has been atrocious.
I was there at lord's when gloucestershire clinched the one day cup in 2015 following a colossal choke by surrey leading to their second consecutive final loss (they also lost the following year to nottinghamshire, alex hales hit 180 odd after being dropped on single figures)
why do the counties have weird american style names for limited overs
>sussex sharks
We'll limp to about 140-8 I reckon, title defence is over
worcestershire? more like worse-tershire
Part and parcel of the gradual yankification of english culture
Bloody hell, we've only gone and sent out a shit number 10 batter as a pinch-hitter. Shock he's been bowled for 1
Awful attempt to appeal to low-IQ fans, true cricket fans hate it. Worst was Warwickshire getting re-branded as the "Birmingham Bears"
t20 is a hit n giggle, lets just get drunk and play music for every boundary joke format so it is natural that it takes cues from american sports
>The teams are virtually in identical kits tonight aren't they? A possible cause for confusion
\I often have trouble telling apart the two batsmen from the fielding side
some people say 'it's the ones holding the bats' but is that enough???
If Moeen Ali rescues us here I'll convert to Islam
to attract zoomers but it never did. It's literally because some faggot with a marketing degree and a lack of any historical or cultural understanding just copied what already existed in the for profit American sports leagues, and got paid by retards in charge that thought hiring this young go getter fresh out of uni never played the game before in their life would be something to say they did in order to justify their undeserved place if authority within the sport.
Happens all over the place.
Good post
Incredibly bad posts
just don't think there is enough time for australia to bat again and get >us all out with bad light knocking half an hour off both days.
Happens to me all the time watching tests, especially when both sides wear dark coloured hats
Carey has just dropped the Brainlet Blast, my word
well you're a dumb cunt then arent you
As long as they all have names and numbers on the backs of their shirts, it should be fine.
the ones chasing after the ball are the fielding side. it would be highly unusual for a batsman to hit the ball then run after it towards the boundary.
>Gloucestershire sauce
>Still requires heavily on Worcestershire
Embarrassing
Don't think we have any desu. Stirling a free agent at the end of the season isn't he?
Batting on the 5th day is going to be grim and this England side is shite at batting time. But it does also depend on how aggressive Australia are with their batting and declaration in the 3rd innings. They probably won't need that many runs but will they want to give England any sort of sniff? It is well poised tbf.
sign Stirling if he is. He's a good bat and that red beard confuses the opposition batsmen as it flaps about in the breeze when he's coming in.
If they give England a chase of even 250, but desu I think they'll happily play out a draw this match and at The Oval
moeen looking decent
cheeky recall on the cards
Yeah he can have a go at the brainlet bash if we win the ODI series
Can't be any worse than the rest of our batters desu
I want us to win the ashes because, you know, i'm english, but I want us to lose as well because it will result in a rethink of our test match strategy which is frankly embarrasingly bad and would hopefully lead to an actual batting lineup in the long term
>Worcestershire
More like worstershire lol ok bard simplson
...
Wishful thinking IMO. The people wrecking English cricket are not going to be deterred by a poor performance in the Ashes. What I really regret is that they won the World Cup, which will be taken as vindication of everything they're doing.
Why were England made to bat in awful light? They were solid and never looked like losing a wicket during the sunlight hours, but as soon as it went dark and the ball became impossible to see they collapsed.
Really ruined the whole series for me.
Look lad I've told you before, less of the attitude yeah?
For me, if you're not English therefore already county affiliated and not a man of the Sauces, you are a piece of shit and possibly just a cunt.
Why was Moeen Ali ever dropped from England? Clearly the best batsman in county history
KEK!!
brilliant
ignore haters
Looks like I'm off to the mosque lads
There is a Gloucestershire sauce you cunt, you might mock it but doesn't mean it's as real as the Worcestershiresauce
You don't have to go to the mosque for that
Gloucestershire sauce wouldn't exist without Worcestershire sauce
Prove it.
One of the finest posts I've ever had the pleasure of seeing on /cric/. Exactly right, and eloquently worded
based fucking éirezona
Read the fucking recipe. Gloucestershire "sauce" isn't even a proper sauce, it's something a spoilt child would concoct given access to a pantry.
Yikes lads, looks like this is it. My Catholic mum will be annoyed, but I'm sure she'll undertsnad if I explain the circumstances. Need some witnesses apparently, but given the neighbourhood I live in if I think I just stick my head out of the window and shout it then I'll get dozens
Any kebab shops by you?
Plently, plus about 100 curry houses. I live in a VERY Asian area
>mentioned
>I live in a VERY Asian area
i can tell by your flag
Ah grand, so it'll be easy enough for you to integrate into your new faith.
Pooeen Ali can do one
Not even english
>Most picturesque county in England
>8 academy players in starting lineup
>10 English players in the starting lineup, plus Moeen Ali
We really are the people's county lads
Seething Brightonian hands scrawled out this post
incredibly annoying I have a stream but no audio
The absolute state
Ashamed to be a sussexman lads
These blokes don't even want to win it
sussex getting jihaded
121* (60), absolutely destroyed them
im ashamed to be descended from the british. cant fathom how humiliating it must be to actually be british in 2019.
you're about to lose the 4th test
>doubting GOATes
RIP
>lost 3rd test
>would have lost 2nd test if not for rain
you have a batsman that averages 65 and you can barely beat this england team of shitters and if not for the weather, would be 2-1 down. absolutely poothetic
>Guptill, Rutherford and Parnell back for finals day
Yikes, just give us the trophy now lads
>malinga double hattrick
well at least its t20 lads haha
Seems like chandrayan 2 didn't land lads
too soon to be 100% sure
our score was nearly 500. what more do you want?
without ben stokes pulling off another miracle, you won't be getting close to our total.
it
expecting another cape town from da bear and stokes, going to enjoy the seethe
came
home
>pyjama cricket
big yikes
came home
based mo, eagerly awaiting his comeback as the test #3 so he can drop his batting average below 20
Shitil isn't good
stat padding shepherd
will 100 ball cricket kill t20?
Single over cricket will be the death knell for all formats.
With any luck, nobody will watch it. Traditional county fans hate it (especially those who aren't even represented with a team anywhere near them), and who else watches cricket? It might have a global viewership of asians, that's all
Cancelled after it's first season.
Rory Burns eyes on the slo mo replays of his shots are soooooo gorgeous guys
Pat Cummins is the superior Ashes hunk.
guy fawkes did literally nothing wrong
the houses of parliament is a crookfest
would love to see that shit go up in flames
Wonder what percentage of Brits on /cric/ are posh cunts
probably high
in general plebs arent interested in cricket in england
the thing that really gets my noggin jogging is that the ECB created this explicitly so it can be on terrestrial television then immediately give the player draft broadcasting rights to Sky Sports, the one thing that could potentially build up some genuine hype for it is probably going to be behind a paywall. Hopefully Sky aren't total cunts and show it on Sky Sports News or Sky Sports Mix.
I'd imagine we're all comfortably lower middle class. State educated, but of a higher class than other state educated plebs
used to love watching qadir bowl as a babby
I, for one, shan't be watching and I'm pissed off at the cancellation of the euro bash t20
Alri granddad
>Vikram's final vertical velocity was around 58 meters per second from 330 meters above the surface––quite fast for a lunar landing. Still, its fate remains unclear.
Not me I'm a povvo
they call me ''''plebby b''' but my mums a multi millionaire and my IQ is at least 120
despite all that you still have the shittiest cricket opinions going
ok brainlet
looks like youre not paying much attention to my posts
Are you drunk? I can tell by your accent youre brown
haha fuck off twat
im just as posh as you regardless of what public school you went to to
Pooeen Badli
Captain of Poostershire Shatids
afganistan ascending
Jofra Archer to hit 201 (150) tomorrow
the only reason i wasnt privately edcuated was because my family are literally too rich for private education
Based, he can then bowl 82mph pies to add to our growing bat a bit bowl medium fast collection
>brit/cric/
grim stuff
Nah mate
Too close to the bone
fucking hell i thought it was sunday
is the loser namefagging as zachy real zachy? i can't be arsed to take a deep look at the posts
yep triple shot cappucino for me cheers
WoW Classic, StarCraft 2, Bloodborne.
The Holy Trinity of /cric/ vidya.
path of exile is cric personified
the /cric/ trinity of vidya? it's deus ex, unreal tournament 1999, quake 3 (in that order)
wiz'n'liz
WoW, Souls and Paradox games is the trinity
sitting in that elite spot where my parents were rich enough to send me to any school in the state and where we live a very comfortable life but not being "rich" and carrying all the shit that comes with that
grim for /cric/
England has most polite fans in the world. wonderful how they were supporting gazza in his fielding yesterday of cheers
have sex bro, groom yourself
stay the duck out of hoc you retarded virgins fuck off to asp you bitch
cool it with the slurs
...
tb h that was hilarious
A large, extra extra extra hot, weak, flat white for me thanks. With 3 sugars.
...
any ausgod in?
long mac topped up ta yeah no sugar cheers
>watching glorified figure skaters fight over a puck
Bit grim really
>singapore
you there for mugabe bla?
Nah I'm there for his wife.
get ready for a broken fucking tail from starcGOD
good to finally have some ethnic representation in the team sick of this all anglo celtic shit
just need to switch Wade for Stoinis and the ashes are literally ours
*be’s here*
Is /cric/ clubs popular or just international /cric/ ?
only international cricket
club cricket exists really just to feed the international team, no one has followed it seriously for 50 odd years
feel like pure shit just want full ashes replays available
BASED
>no one has followed it seriously for 50 odd years
ah yes, the everpresent zoomer opinion
South Freo v Claremont looms
just want my darling Lions to win today
hoping for them to go all the way
if fucking hawthorn richmond or west coast win I will neck myself
err lad Hawthorn aren't in the finals
yeah bit of a mong aren't I
Yep
see I knew it I swear
Hmmmmmm
how would you feel about the doggies winning again? could be funny if they take out richmond/ westcoast or collingwood in the final
Thinking about going to a fuckload of Shield games this coming summer.
What am I in for?
them or brisbane, I'd take either very happily
don't rate their chances though
boredom more than anything
being the only non family member in attendance
used to do it a bit myself when I was at uni, I liked it but it was a bit autistic
go with mates and it's a good time
tell me about pre sebbo /cric/
hate the feeling when you're really tired but also wired at the same time so you can't nap
those shield matches at suburban grounds look fun, can you bring your own booze and is it free attendence?
the ones played at empty 60,000 capacity stadiums however are grim
>dating a Jewish girl
>my Dad absolutely HATES Israel
Yep, going to be some interesting family dinners ahead
Honestly reckon the dogs are a real chance, it's usually the team bringing form into finals that wins
conversely peelong are absolutely done, a home final wouldn't have changed that
here's a thought lads
have a woman ring up the pavilion just when someone's gone out to bat
when she gets told he's gone out to bat and that she should call back, she should say, "Nah, I'll wait."
you're the lad that was in japan last year right
No actually. My flag is only Singapore because I'm phoneposting and my provider blocks Yea Forums so I have to be on a VPN.
>tfw handsome and good muscle insertions/ growth but I'm a clavicle cell
cruel joke
>just checked the 2019/20 shield schedule
>only one Sydney match outside the SCG, in Bankstown
grim
Might play WoW.
nobody gives a shit about your clavicle
>admitting to breaking the proxy/VPN posting rules
which one's that
>posting on Yea Forums
for me it's the elite 4channel tbeh
lmaoing at this dudes clavicle lads
i thank the lord every day for blessing me with an elite clavicle 2bh
don't like mental midget introverts that get so obsessed with their appearance they start going on about clavicles
for me it's more about the supraspinatus than the clavicle really
classic
Yep, very bizarre.
I have terrible acne scarring all over my face and still get women so this bloke is just being a fairie.
perhaps he'd do better if he had some more shoulder girdle muscle definition
women love big shoulders
also negative canthal tilts, suspected low t levels, "wristlets", "chinlets" etc
test
cricket
odi
got a perfect frame ana
is
What goal is in firts pic?
>Raining outside
>In a warm room on /cric/
>Eating fresh Olliebollen I bought from the local market this morning
Yep, this is the life.
Bit peckish
reminder
head down to the shops and get a packet of these lads
top tier snack
To this day still incomprehensible. You can blame 'pressure' all you want but why he thought he wouldn't get crucified by everyone for this I do not know.
make a foccacia
just need some flour, oil, water, yeast, salt, herbs
Because it was well within the legal rights of the game at the time
No reason not to do it if you wanted to avoid a loss
The COWARDLY Greg Chappell & co
don't respond to him
to whom?
Will Paine enforce the follow-on?
He should, only chance to avoid a draw really.
William Paine was a Canadian physician and political figure who died in 1833
Na...ideally bowl them out for 250, smash a quick 200 and set them 400 or so in 3.5 sessions.
Or I could be completely wrong
nah with Starc done and only two effective pace bowlers >we will never bowl them out straight after
only hope is to bowl them out before tea tomorrow, pile on a quick hundred for a formidable total and hope it turns enough for Lyon on day 5
Shall
can't imagine believing paine actually captains this team
Starc will come good today, yesterday was just a practice
if he cleans up the tail and Lyon looks good too maybe they should consider it
Based sebbo
don't reply
>cowcucks
>cowbucks
top kek
Based
Might try the zinger pie
Any Sydney uni boys participate in the sing-in at central station last month? Y’all are in my prayers down in aus lads.
There is no way on earth Australia are ever declaring only 350 in front after Headingley.
they'll probably declare at a point where England won't have enough time to chase down the total and can only bat out for the draw
and >we could possibly get a 400 run lead which would be enough, this pitch will disintegrate more than headingly
England will win this series. Screen cap this post now.
>no rain forecasted
OK this is freaking epic my guys
>trusting forecasts
>england
Yep, filing that one away in my antipodean worldliness folder lads
Miss this show tbqh
Why do a lot of good shows last for a short time? While other shows that are shite last ages?
Game looms
literally me
wish my gf would stop fucking other dudes and would stop encouraging me to fuck other girls/
settle down buddy lions don't play for another hour
Got $20 to feed myself for a week. What does the shopping list look like?
2 dozen eggs, 24 pack of sausages, milk?
I think it just became too painful to watch, I feel ill after binging episodes
peep show went on for a little too long Tbh
That'll get you 5kg of bananas mate
Would I be able to work efficiently eating just bananas for a week?
>AFL
Yikes
sure
he looks like all those whitoid mass shooters
classic incel behaviour
10 packets of mi goreng noodles
loaf of bread
dozen eggs
few cans of baked beans/spaghetti
milk
box of cereal
Sad stuff
People put up with roaring artillery in the trenches for months and this lad can't stand some fancy headphones?
Grim.
Yes I am listening to Carrie and Lowell on the way to work
congrats on having shit taste
Christ the UK is grim.
>bbc.com
are you deliberately trying to larp as a bitter boomer or is this for real
Will we get a full days play today?
based
I mean, you'd be spending a lot less time shitting.
Rice, lentils and beans, plus some oatz for brekkers. Full protein meal every time
Morning lads
nah, england will be bowled out twice before stumps
kind of, we'll lose the last half an hour or so.
why hasn't anyone figured out how to not make England a gloomy rain afflicted shithole where the sun starts goes down at midday
met office predicts a clear day, less than 10% chance all day
Just sort out a pink ball for test cricket and play it under lights.
afghanistan rising
what is it about a bit of booing that makes aussies cry
business idea: early morning test match
Business Idea: Nuke the rain
bad light not rain.
Will Zadran score a century?
based sebbo
business idea: drunk test cricket
Starc is well and truly cooked lads
Can see him going for a cool 0-150 today
Bairstow I reckon will put on 90 (110) and Stokes will make 67 (59)
Anyone else really looking forward to Bairstow's rage face when he gets out?
>what was the career of Ian Botham: 1982-1992
Why does he always look scared when he's keeping?
backing worried gloves man to make a solid 37 today.
saving my anticipation for the one when he gets dropped
I thought this but when he’s batting. Even when he’s doing well he has an expression on his face that says “I don’t want to be here, I want to go home”
Jonny "The Scarecrow" Bairstow
He's a pussy
England to make 399 all out
Australia skittled for 130 (Leach 7-48)
England to chase down a total of 229 by close of play on day 5 with 4 wickets to spare
nah I get too scared he's going to rope himself when he gets back in the rooms
we can dream
don't respond to him
I don't think there are many single lads on /cric/.
I'd say a good 70% or so have a gf or wife.
Single here mate.
Actually started following cricket shortly after breaking up with my bitch girlfriend.
is scott cam channel 9's biggest personality now? can't stand listening to his faggotry during the ad breaks
it is time
love seeing /nrl/ and /cric/ on the front page
Worcestershire can fuck right off
Cricket looms lads
Get your Aussie proxy on
9now.com.au
Can't believe this isn't on Fox Cricket. What's the point of a dedicated channel without The Ashes?
stop telling everyone to watch it on the 9 stream you cunt. its running on the nbn and can probably only handle 10 people watching it at a time before it crashes the server.
don't worry mates I've got the real sky stream that I paid for with money earnt from services rendered, with less ads
A lot of people don't realise you can get a custom flat pack kitchen for much cheaper and higher quality from a furniture maker/joiner than you can get from Bunnings Kaboodle range. In fact, for about the same cost of getting a flat pack Bunnings kitchen, you can get one assembled and installed.
cricket looms
based wagie
forehead rising
wickets are the key
would argue that scoring runs is more important to the victory
Same except my daddy pays for it
Have always wondered how the price of those kaboodle packs is justifiable.
Australia will be looking to take some quick wickets in this first session and come out to up the required runs needed.
Given that you have to take 20 wickets to win and not score a predetermined amount of runs your opinion is false.
Today will make or break Starc
england need to score runs
you can take 20 wickets and lose though, so not sure what your point is bla
>Go out with fwb and her mates for a night out at a club
>Drink a bit, dance with her, make out a bit
>Tell her I have to take a leak
>Come back and I find her dancing with some other guy and doing the "come here" finger motions at him
>I would've stormed out then and there but I was planning to sleep over at hers because I couldn't be fucked getting a train and then trying to get an uber at 5am in the outer suburbs
>Come over and pull her away
>A friend gets kicked out for sleeping in the club so we just decide to head home
Fast forward
>Having sex
>She's drunk and keeps talking about the guy
>"I could've slept with that guy you know?"
>"Why'd you pull me away, I thought you only wanted to fuck me?"
>Don't have the guts to tell her the truth so I just continue to thrust in silence
>"You know, there were tonnes of guys there that I could've probably fucked"
>Tell her "honestly, I don't give a fuck"
>Pull out and roll over
>She says she's sorry, mentions that "you must like me if you got jealous"
>Again, I don't have the heart to tell her that I just needed a place to crash
>Goes on about how she loves me and that she's not like my exes (who've I've mentioned about how they broke my heart)
>Even says something like "I'll wait for you for 5 years until you're ready for something serious"
>Feel like an absolute piece of shit
>Wake up the next morning and tell her that we need to take a break
Just bizarrely grim. We've agreed to stop seeing eachother for a few weeks
Who, in your opinion, is the best Fox Sports girl? For me it's Megan Barnard.
for me it's tara rushton
didnt read
why doesn't the batsman just catch the ball and throw it to the boundary for a 6?
Someone always catches feelings in a fwb scenario mate they just don't work.
>read this whole fucking thing
>didn't end with
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
nice blog, how do i unsubscribe?
how do I upvote this post?
professional cricket bowlers should be able to take a wicket with every ball they bowl
for me, it's wearing a cone shaped helmet so any bouncer get's deflected for 4.
I'm a salary chad
wish gookmoot would just ban Australia
think you could market one of those to the english ODI team
I never look forward to Bairstow's face.
He needs to wear a paper bag.
I used to be on a salary, but hated having to do ~50 hours a week with no overtime pay. I am now a based wagecuck.
professional cricket batsman should be able to prevent this happening every ball they face
yeah and its usually the guy. good to see a woman finally getting a taste of their own medicine.
you would think so, jason.
Yeah, it's inevitable. Think I'll have to break it off. It was nice having a convenient hole to fuck when I'm bored though desu, can't be fucked with all the obligations of a genuine relationship
>have best electric razor ever for 10 years
>baby it, buy new blades, clean it regularly
>get new dog who promptly mauls, breaks it
>can't get replacement parts for the head because it's 10 years old
>new electric razors are trash, can't compete with my older one
>not about to go back to blades
>fast forward eight months
>massive fucking beard
>kind of enjoy this life
>go visit friends
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
Any of you have a stream that isn’t ch9 VPN
Got a email from Bunnings today
made a quiche for the cricket
Really starting to get to me the amount of shite that's spoken in cric
>severe abdominal pain for the second time in two years because of heavy drinking
| went to the doc, my tests are fine but fuck I need to quit drinking. Any advice on dealing with crippling depression lads?
Should I poo now, or poo later so it feels even better letting it out?
you gay?
watch cric.
Make a big change in your life. Change career, move city, break up with your significant other. It can hard reset your brain.
England need 98 runs to win.
this but unironically
we're finally wearing the irish fag down, lads. he might be gone soon if we keep it up.
remember I managed to quit drinking after being a serious alcohol due to having a flat in the middle of nowhere, got all my groceries delivered, really helped with discipline since there's no real impulse factor online
now I've moved jobs and shop in person so I ended up impulse buying booze again
CUMGOD
predicting a punchy 20-30 from bairstow here
Refreshing to see two pasty skinned gingers at the crease for englandpbuh
So I'm Irish now , not sebbo on a proxy?
Deary me
need to start taking wickies lads
I hope england do well here
Ah yes more short stuff
seriously bowlers need to stop bowling them
Paine has good hair desu
weird how sebbo was not mentioned and yet you still talk about him as if he did
big think here lads
not gonna lie lads, getting abit suss on stokes' bat
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reckon we'd be 250-5 if umpires actually called cummins' no balls
Strange init
based fucking sebbo working /cric/ into a seething shoot despite not even posting
why do they keep saying its freezing lmao, it's 16C in Manchester
really mild weather
Why he called gazza if he's name is Nathan lyon
Seethe
Do the actual irish lads piss you off as well then?
im so australian that i shit vegemite
holy mother of yikes
It's called living rent free
Shit bowling gazza
Eat shit gazza
Bairstow has the most intense face when batting
bit grim how he keeps talking to himself
imagine the effort he goes to to keep switching his proxies on and off and keeping track of conversations with himself
What's the difference, ones full time and ones partime?
Bairstow 11 (24)
lbw Cummins
CUMMINS CUMMINS CUMMINS CUMMINS CUMMINS CUMMINS CUMMINS CUMMINS CUMMINS CUMMINS CUMMINS CUMMINS CUMMINS CUMMINS CUMMINS CUMMINS
But yet here you are
wage is an hourly rate. salary is an annual figure. salary, you don't get paid for doing extra time at work. wage, you get paid for the extra work you do.
His real name is Gazza. 'Nathan Lyon' is a pseudonym, because he's wanted for a crime he didn't commit. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a competent off-spin bowler. If you have a cricket team, if no one else can help, and if you can find him....maybe you can hire Nathan Lyon
I remember back in Aus there was RO or something which meant reasonable overtime but it only meant like a few hours a week
just fuck off with always panning to Flintoff and talking about him
the talk is so boring when they do
GAZZZZZZZZ
full strength england collapse
EUGGGHH YEAAAHHH GAZZZZZ UNNNGGHHH SO GOOD GAZZZ DON'T STOP GAZZZAAA
your own fault for putting him on the aussie I'm a celebrity. kickstarted his post-cricket media career
>its day 4
wtf
Bring Clarke out of retirement already
when he says "Beautiful Nathan" he isn't talking about his bowling, he is talking about his looks
Paine and Lyon are in a homosexual relationship
Based Stokes
love fucking won
I'd review that.
England need 91 runs to win.
Good umpiring tbqh
Glad Aleem Dar and Joel Wilson aren't ups this match
Kek
t. paine
is starc injured? one of these would be good
Redpill me on LBW
Define playing a shot
Why must they not be playing a shot
how are blocks not a shot?
based chucker
ive got a good feeling about today
went for a few boundaries (with a 350+ lead) so the coward tim paine went running scared and pulled him and won't put him back on
Hazelnut
can you pad up to something outside off but play a big pull shot, you have no chance of actually hitting it but surely you have to go down as 'playing a shot'.
negative tactics
A block counts as a shot, throwing a pad at it doesn’t
>goes at 7. 7 an over in the crunch match
Cricket
Hehe :P
but 'muh wicket taking ability'
Gingers to save England again
Can’t wait till Starc runs through the poms today
are they playing?
Nah
currently raining
it's pissing down at old trafford
dont like these stupid looking oversized aussie pullovers
rain delay
Is the stump mic turned off?
hopefully Buttler has found his calling as the specialist no. 8 batsman
Bring Ian Botham out of retirement already
its called a foreskin
>justin "alfie" langer
>nathan "gary" lyon
>jason "dizzy" gillespie
is there a more grim nickname method than the old 'you have the same surname as a famous person so we'll call you that'?
HAHA TIME FOR WICKETS please
OOOOH YESSS gazza that delivery just Gave me the OOHhhh hhh best Ogransm koogohohohohhh yessss baby ohhhhhhooooooooooh
all he has to do is bowl a bit of off spin and he'll slot right into the moeen ali role.
KEK
>every bowler has 20+ overs while this is starc's 11th
grim
plz make it stop
Smith setting fields, thank god
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
This
Every moment that new ball becomes less new.
based
how refreshing.
captain smith
a man with the name buttler should be running drinks and towels out to the players every game
haha what if science made an old ball that becomes more new haha unless
Someone shot that fucking Luftwaffe down
Is this the Dunkirk test?
someone got a moped for their birthday
the plane is circling back around
WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>ruins your test match
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
its getting louder lads, something bad is gonna happen...
Pretty innovative from the Aussies to hire planes to distract our batsmen.
Based Umps
legit so happy with the umpiring this match
ICC should fire Aleem Dar and Joel Wilson
Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>
lads haha what's that the plane just dropped
PULL UP...PULL UP!!
If Wade was a normal size human he would've stopped that
It’s actually incredible how having watched every day of every test in this series I’m now shocked when the umps get it correct after the shit-show that is Aleem and Joel
four
its finding its target
HAZLEGOOD HAZLEGOOD HAZLEGOOD HAZLEGOOD HAZLEGOOD HAZLEGOOD HAZLEGOOD HAZLEGOOD HAZLEGOOD HAZLEGOOD HAZLEGOOD HAZLEGOOD HAZLEGOOD HAZLEGOOD HAZLEGOOD
Why does Yea Forums attract so many incels?
2 ump calls that have went both ways
one for England and one Aus
which is fine
130 to go lads
hehe don't mind me... uWu nyaa~
England need 81 runs to win.
Kek. Why don’t they just put someone normal height instead of him. He’s not even good.
strafing run on the slips, destroying australia's hopes for the 5th test. smith miraculously survives a major head injury but wakes up having fallen out of love with cricket and retires to be a shopping trolley attendant.
Who /vonnie/ here?
Reckon if Smith was at the crease right now with the plane overhead, he'd be an easy wicket
His autism would love to watch the plane
Or his autism causes him to have fit until they shoot it down
mcg shield /cric/ is ultimate comfort
how long has that plane been around
>it's a poms escape with an undeserved draw thanks to the awful Englandstani weather
SHAN'T be watching any more of this shit sport
Just switched on lads, what do we know about that awful fucking noise?
No idea mate. Thankfully they’ve managed to avoid the elite 4channel.
typical cheating aussies manipulating the air speed with their planes
flying above the ground lads
what should I do to piss off the crowd haha
piss on them
paine, the coward, is trying to distract our batsmen.
Kekd
Someone's out cutting the grass in their garden
4
this is worse than the one in the world cup w/ that flag
It's a giant fan in the air to blow away the looming rain clouds.
plane flying a banner for beer around
Kekd
*be's getting louder because pilot user forgot to turn on the autopilot before leaving the cockpit to pee out the door*
Bitch Starc
pbs.twimg.com
Bloke in the plane
that's called the barmy army lad
that plane's getting a little close haha
He’d shoot it down off one of Jofra Archers bouncers
>live in manchester
>life is godawful
>fly planes for hours on end to get away from it
he's flying away lads :(
flightradar24.com
England will be chasing 260
It's got to be illegal to do that, right? Air travel is regulated to minimise noise.
manchester isn't really that bad 2bh
try again
What is it with you kiwis and pissing on people?
time for hibicric :)
The guy had to have done that on purpose in the sense that it was done to annoy the players and spectators
Based Johnny b
Shot mate
Not if it was meant to advertise something. But it was a huge annoyance and the cunt should be investigated.
WTF LADS
runs looming
>warrioretty
new thread neded
N-NANI!?
News media clickbait calling it the home of incels. If they called it the home of weeaboos (which it largely is) the incels would be gone.
>worried gloves man
imagine foi6ng that over a US stadium. you'd get shot down by F-22s
>starch
Are these useless bastards really getting clean bowled like tailenders?
GONE GET FUCKED FUCK OFF GET A BROWN DOG UPYA GINGER CUNT
STARC STARC STARC STARC STARC STARC STARC STARC STARC STARC STARC STARC STARC STARC STARC STARC STARC STARC STARC STARC STARC STARC STARC STARC STARC STARC STARC STARC
>Bitchstow
Why hasn't Bairstow been dropped yet?
Oh dear
WE DID IT REDDIT!! XDDDD
>bears toe
. . .
>MUH GLOVES
Fuck off Bairstow, you're a shit keeper as well.
ginger nonce 2bqh
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well done starc, his suicide is on your hands.
NEED to enforce the follow-on lads
is it true that redheads have no souls?
Is it weird for an attractive 22 year old girl to celebrate her birthday with her parents and siblings rather than have a night out with her friends?
No
South Africans
England need 70 runs to win.
Just get stokes back in 2(50) mode and bat for the draw la
No. You do your thing girl xox
No
think you've been indoctrinated with the "all women have to be whores" incel line on the old chon
Anyone got a weather forecast? I hear its going to snow
PLEASE come to London
>literally never did either
Is this loss?
Could do with a cheeky mankad here lads
You can actually see the fear in Jos' eyes
could do with a cheeky hailstorm here lads
Did his father hang himself as well?
>why isn't the ball white
>i can't hit it for 6
>why is my strike rate less than 100
>i miss eoin
Anyone else would have used a drone, but of course you HAD to fly your own plane, didn't you, m8?
could write a cheeky "cheeky" lads
68 to go
Probably. I don't think all women are whores, but I do think it's unusual she'd pick her family over a night out with friends. I'm not even sure she has friends; she seems to only hang out with her sister.
vile harlot
what is she actually looking for?
her bails
I love it when she does ahegao Haha just like in my Chinese cartoons XD
sounds like me haha
a big inswinging yorker to get the opener out while the new ball is still doing a bit.
Yeah but imagine being an intelligent women with some self respect and having to converse with other vapid bints just to have some friends. Would probably take the comfy dinner desu.
She's 22 mate not 18 or 21, most people have a night with their family on their birthday
Silly point
People won't believe me, but I've fucked this girl. In fact, I am the one who gave her genital herpes.
fresh out oven
Since Archer is cooked and Overton is useless I'm thinking Root should just smash their heads in with a bat and get Harmison and Flintoff in as concussion subs
*stares down the barrel of the camera*
Not me. I go to the gym alone, drink alone, then cry myself to sleep.
Oh this is based
>not batting first in a t20
>clear skys
>sun
>dry pitch
classic women
no, sounds wholesome.
Deep Gully
They should have shotguns for that kind of deal.
>sir ben stokes
hate myself lads
ugly cunt