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first for kippers
Am i north american?
Finland is North American and thus rightfully falls under manifest destiny claims. Will purchase Finland for 15 billion.
Love Polan
Hate seething trannies
My great grandfather emigrated to America, but then moved back to Sweden. So I'm basically american myself
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Swedish nobility voted no while finnish nobility supported Sigismund.
Alberta is falling apart kek
10th for flames
why didnt anyone tell me that >we signed goldobin
>jets
based or cringe lads?
why the fuck you bumped not yours thread? dont tell me you are such a wuss
I understand why you'd vote yes. You're both buffers against Russia, in that sense you're pretty much brothers.
absolutely howling
I guess it's this one until kipkip's janny army shows up.
Polack btfo
poor little guy is absolutely blitzed
Reminder based Cassie is the only acceptable female commentator
>Patrik Laine is reportedly being shopped around, with Florida, Carolina, Montreal, New Jersey, and NY Islanders all rumored to be in consideration
they have been saying this since the offseason started you dumb weeb
k. seethe more
k. report more useless information
k post more slags
k
subbans on the jets now?
>goldobin
please tell me that his nickname is "goblin"
hockey is for everyone EXCEPT
based
road game
for me, it’s kotkaniemi awakening to be a 30 goal scorer
i posted about it in here yesterday, you must have missed it.
well he is russian...
sorry i missed it then
couldnt have been a better signing for jim
Want to know something funny? The leafs have a higher chance of making the playoffs than the Canadiens, but the Canadiens have a higher chance of winning the cup.
I will receive my NHL season 19/20 fan book in 20 days. Every rooster, some interesting facts, schedule etc. Hyped.
will hasb sign laine?
>laine with barkov in the NHL
Who's giving out these odds?
Is Boeser overrated?
Isles should really get him. They need that offense badly
Me.
Did he do both of those milf-slags in one night?
Barzal and a 1st for Laine, get it done Lou
not at all
freak injuries cant be blamed on a player
for me, its Brahma Roosters
Why, so he can be the only one trying to drag an entire team along by himself while getting more and more depressed by it, just like McDavid?
>barzal
fuck no hes a franchise centerpiece. I see it more trading away bailey, a defenseman, 2 prospects and maybe a pick
it was just the beginning of his supreme victory
my beer league starts tonight lads, but i took DUDE pills earlier because i forgot and i'll have to play with my photoshoped red eyez
>fuck no hes a franchise centerpiece
So is Laine. No one wants Bailey or any of that trash return you mentioned.
when will Montreal get the superstar player they deserve?
he gets injured easily so hes a perfect fit for >our team
Mint.
just wear sunglasses haha
>milf
>mfw i'm high as fuck for beer league opening night
based Canadian animal cruelty
They look +30.
wtf makes you think that you can get a baby chimp in canada?
montreal has the best ppg player ever (he also has 100% shot percentage in his career)
Not at all, have your eyes checked bro
When does the tranfer window ends?
remove kielbasa
Oh I don’t know, maybe the Jets jersey on the ape at the end?
two girls, no cups
bulju kaksois piste äksdee
so rather than the possibility that some indians bought a jets jersey online, you would rather believe someone is illegally harboring an exotic animal
it's not gonna be CAR, >we already wasted too much money on fucking Gardiner
bulju mentioned
devils #1 meme team of 2019
It seems more likely that a group of canucks have a chimp that they smoke down with legal weed. Why is it this so hard for you to fathom?
I'd rather waste money on Gardiner than waste Svech and Slavin/Pesce like all of the rumors have been pushing just for that fucking bust.
left one looks cute
>implying Wolski is polish
He is not
exotic animals are one of the most highly smuggled things after drugs
cause chimps arent native to canada and smuggling in one is difficult
weed and jerseys can be obtained fucking anywhere you dope
I wish I was in the middle and they were looking at me.
what is the name of this cum whore?
kippers
Sam and I are double dating this girls tomorrow
sam is only in to dudes
i'd like to sugg on their feminine benises
sam on the left
>larping as sam’s friend
cringe and redditspaced
I’m sorry, but your country has criminals too. Accept it. That primate is clearly owned by Canadians
>doubling down on the autism instead of admitting you're wrong
bold and based
Shant tolerate slander of my client
It’s a business relationship more than anything
good afternoon /hoc/brothers
Aaron on the right
somehow even more pathetic
What would you give for a Finn?
hes busy in his office down in the spike washroom tonight.
>being jealous of based Sam
come join me at the spike user!~
i prefer the idea of sam rather than him actually existing
shall give him a skittle for his hard work
can't watch the traverse city tournament because of dogshit fox sports go, how are you getting owned today
Hedgehogs aren’t native to North America. So how do I have one???
This is is the logic you’re using
>human trafficking comes in third
>being the bronze of international smuggling crimes
canucks have an open practice for their prospects coming up this weekend if you want to go down and check out qunni/juolevi and others at rogers arena.
thecanuckway.com
hedgehogs arent illegal to own user, so its completely logical that you have one
where is your pet chimpanzee?
looks like onhockey will stream it
Why the fuck does florida need laine though? same for carolina?
could i get away with jerking off in the stands to these twinks?
fingol containment teams
>projected 246 goals
>comes in clutch for every shootout
Is it, dare I say, another Habs year?
Hedgehogs are considered exotic pets and are illegal is many states. The legality of any action hasn’t stopped people in the past, not even you pure, innocent Canadians
I've got a pet chimpanzee
It's the faggot hating me
it's coming home lad
What does it take to be a good goalie and why is Fleury the best one?
i didnt believe it was possible to triple down on autism
but here we are
even here in leafland its illegal to own a hedgehog in some places yet towns of people still keep them as pets
>In Quebec, European hedgehogs are illegal. Four-toed hedgehogs are legal.
>In Ottawa, Ontario, Canada, owning a hedgehog is prohibited by-law.
You are the one that can’t admit your error. Resorting to ads hominem is so weak
But why? They are cute as fuck
why are you supporting his argument
you dont seriously believe that .webm took place in canada do you?
>arguing over whether or not a certain monkey is canadian or not
Peak offseason
which error was that user?
>Resorting to ads hominem is so weak
so is using passive aggressive threats
Seems like standard chug behavior
for me, it's the Henrietta Hedgehogs
>a bunch of drunk chugs smuggled a chimpanzee into manitoba
why are you trying so hard to deny that animal smuggling doesnt happen? what is so hard to believe about the fact that there are a ton of retards out there who smuggle weird animals in as "pets".
>"Wildlife smuggling is estimated at $7.8bn to $10bn a year, according to the U.S. State Department.[1] The U.S. State Department also lists wildlife trafficking as the third most valuable illicit commerce in the world."[2]
Maybe they were drunk when they did it. Maybe they weren't, but we both know they probably were.
Whatever happened to Xena
im not denying that animal smuggling happens
im denying that the chimpanzee in question was filmed in canada
gulag
i was wondering this myself. she never gave us a stick update
that's Byfuglien you racist piece of shit. Black people don't all look the same like chinks.
cute
oh look it turns out hes russian american
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>im denying that the chimpanzee in question was filmed in canada
Why though?
spiky fat rats dont belong in /hoc/
God bless America.
F
excuse you, they're related to shrews and monotremes, not rats
because we arent cool enough to do such a thing
they should be banned nationwide. nasty little things
thank you
yes im sure tons of people cant wait for the gubment to tell them what they can and cant do.
pussy
/hoc/ chads
When did hippo posting fall out of favor.
>no seattle hedgehogs
Why
never
/hoc/ runs Yea Forums
its not just monkeys getting high
natch
>wants to ban harmless little animals
>other guy is somehow the pussy
Die
was this filmed in ted's backyard?
>tfw no house hippo buddy
awh, come here little buddy lets you get all dry.
such a shame that house hippos went extinct in 2000
apology WHEN
You probably have a house hippo and you don't even know it, because they can go invisible.
that IS ted
hes really let himself go
dont make me feel sweden
its friday afternoon
The Jefferson Beavs
delet
dogster or hag
watching lads get rekt rn youtube.com
*blocks your teams path on the golf course*
Is this some kind of hate speech?
when is it /ourturn/ for regular season shitposting? :(
Team?
Not at all friend, not at all
That's a big gator.
4 u
...
that dog shouldn't be on the course
Rate my hedgehog? Huge Avs fan
did you cum on it?
I want to eat that one
that's a nice hedger
looks suspicious
dogs on ice?
mmmm... looks tasty
I'd pet that
GREAT pets:
- Dogs
- Pigs
- Lizards
- Ferrets
SHIT pets:
- Cats
- Fish
- Snakes
- Birds
that's a good boi
great post
smart dog knows how ice works
the international bird defense force isnt gonn take this lightly
dogs and ferrets suck ass
what's your take on chinchilas?
Tired of being a beta Leafs fan desu
95230218
one of the worst posts i've ever seen.
S
you could become a furry or trans
throw your jersey on the ice during the home opener and film it
>laffs
They're cute, but kind of boring I think. Nocturnal aren't they? And you can't pick them up that easily without risking breaking their ribs iirc. They'll also FUCK up your furniture. Get a beaver instead.
*CLAP CLAP* *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
no don't wish that on me
Why? Is your team futile? You cannot comprehend my suffering.
they also love hiding under shit and are near impossible to dislodge once they are under something. they're useless since you have to lock them up the majority of the time
>Nocturnal aren't they?
yes, but they generally don't mind to get awakened to be let out
>And you can't pick them up that easily without risking breaking their ribs iirc
if they're not used to being picked up they'll resist, but i wouldn't worry about crushing it unless you fucking lennie them
>They'll also FUCK up your furniture.
get them some fruity-tree branches and sticks and you're good
holy shit perlini owned
Why are people so soft here? Won't even tell you what team they cheer for for fear of being made fun of.
who is that peperoni lad you keep mentioning?
i proudly support the montreal hasb, can you do the same, coward?
jesus
>12 overall pick barely making league minimum 6 years later
>yotes
it looks CGI but its just florida
come at me bro
You have one? Post it la.
fag
i had one for years, trying to find a picture atm
How does this image make you feel?
cope
Truthfully, not much.. i am a grizzled and broken boomer (28).
My respect for Finns has diminished though.
I too proudly support pes habitants
>90s millennial
>considers himself a boomer
sad really
Bruins-Habs, 2011 and 2014 were great series.
dumbass
fuck chara
is this zoomer tournament worth paying attention to?
zoom zoom
If you care for the prospects yeah
first beer league game of the year starts in 70 minutes and i'm still higher than a motherfucker, wish me luck lads
youtube.com
*crack* *sip*
Fucktard
Friendly reminder that we went blues
do few bumps, it'll sober you right up
Someone post cats on the ice
>Janitor applications are now closed. Thank you to everyone who applied!
are you the goaler?
don't have any, i drank some cofee though
nah i usually end up playing center
remember: no finns
Anyone have the elephant in the lynyrd skynyrd tshirt doing a fat line of coke with his elephant friend that says "friday night hoc"?
Our goalie always plays better when slightly drunk or doing cocaine. Crack open a pre game brew in the lockerroom
cfl action kicking off in a few hours.
Why do these mice hog the hedges?
I don't think that is a chinchilla fren, but he qt. Teach him some tricks.
Cat
pre-game brews are a must, great advice lad
such a gay reply
you should get married
sup /hoc/
ha ha meow
Hearing Laine headed to NJD for Hall, Butcher, some other stuff
>
muh ruff ridies gonna be first in the west after the banjo bowl
kippers what? google aint giving shit
Enough of this rodent business
for me it's Leafs legend Frank McCool
She used to be tripfag that used to post pictures of her ass. She also used to racebait for (You)'s and it worked every time
For me it's Leafs legend Rob Ramage
For me, it's REAL leafs legend Vesa Toskala
Mayli from facialabuse, some rich cunt who latyer tried to get this scrubbed from the webz.
for me it's relocanes legend cam warq
sipping tea and thinking
thanks, shes really hot
You really think so?
>what is the fastest way to leave carolina
She absolutely loved getting throatraped on camera too. There's also a spermsuckers.com clip if you wanna look around for the torrent.
sipping water
I used to get my posts deleted when Kippers was here, but she used to be an escort for Vancouver Canuck players.
>she
>her
retard newfag fell for the memes
he moved on to be the craptors escort this year instead
Uhhh sweatie I'm pretty sure Kippers is a woman
Yeah dude. You don't agree?
Can't say I do
it takes that as a compliment btw
What is /hoc/ reading?
Erotic lesbian literature.
the crossing
the brothers karamazov it's very good
Just finished a novelization of the Karate Kid Part 2
>i just LOVE curling up with a good book on a rainy night sipping my tea
nothing, and it depresses me
havent been able to get into a book all summer
one /hoc/ poster likes reading about people fucking cats
Intimidated by the tall Dutchman?
For me, its hating phoneposters
post your battlestation
Redpill me on pic related.
I thought it said I love curling and was like what's wrong with curling?
For me it's hating people who haven't read a book since being required to back in the 8th grade.
Own it but haven't read it. Parents bought it for me several years ago.
>likes
No, I definitely do not.
It just came up out of nowhere and really killed my investment in the series since that character is the guy who we're meant to be following and empathizing with.
Thank god they shuffled him off in a corner for a while so we can follow the better characters now.
Reading up on the rules is for nerds. Just watch the game and figure it out. Soon your understanding of the game will transcend the rules.
what series?
i've been trying really hard to figure out what book it is. embarrassed of my current browser history desu
Can't say, there's a ton left to come and I know that people will spoil it all for me.
You still haven't finished that shit?
Imagine thinking reading is a bad thing
the Bible
snape kills dumbledore
I'm actually searching for changes in rules.
>tfw you get the hell out of toronno
i know
>I read the Internet
no one reads books anymore unless the reason is to sell more books
lies
watch the canes win the cup this year
the seethe would last for decades
dumb avatarfag
It's an ongoing process.
I've gotten through almost a dozen books so far, but I have way more than that still to go.
And, no, it's not weebshit.
I didn't think it was, I assumed it was some gay young adult fantasy shit.
Stephen King killed his own novelized series
>book 6 and 7 sucked
Why is my sport being taken over by tall fags?
guys with reach have an advantage
>tiny little man, you wouldn't know a thing like that
It's always been that way, manlet.
It's just becoming more obvious because of modern nutrition.
can you believe the flyers are still paying Ilya Bryzgalov and he hasn't played in over 5 years
aren't they paying him til like 2027
anyone trying to convince you that Yao Ming was not the end result of a state funded and mandated athletic eugenics program is full of shit
what sport is that, horse racing?
why you heff to be mad
yeah something like that lmao
Is anyone but me bored and watching the /10is/??
>this god awful damn off season
If not, what are you doing instead?
Perhaps you could inspire some of us to stop watching /gruntswat/
for me its mini donuts
horrible thread
playing vidyas
Based Nate from Alberta twitter.com
What do you guys think about my boy Wingerli's assist yesterday?
youtube.com
cutest animals in existence t b h
a quintessentially British post
rmyt
Not only did Columbus absolute rape philly with the bob trade
They also rape philly on the ice every game
greasy
does he also play centerli?
Ohio is a shithole that players want out of.
>philly
>gets absolutely shit wrecked by Ohio
>proceeds to rebuild for 10 years
That’s literally a dude
Tennis is based
She's literally not and I suddenly feel the urge to press my face into her lap.
Jersey needs more ads
Belay that.
I looked her up and that face is a hard yikes.
Yes he does.
We've been through this already. There are no billionaires that own our teams, so in order to survive some kind of sponsorships are necessary.
I see, my apologies. At least you don't have to worry about lockouts.
that's Marsha May
More like Marsha MAN
>At least you don't have to worry about lockouts
True.
deep pucks
Who are some of the best D men in the game? Is there a definitive top 5?
OK
1. Seth Jones
2. Roman Josi
3. Victor Hedman
4. Drew daughty
5. Erik karlsson
>porn queens
I want pure ice girls and if you won't post them then be silent after you fuck off
Cale Makar
Everyone else sucks
GIVE ME AN N
>paying artemi panarin about 1/8th of your salary cap
ISHYGDDT
for me it’s taylor swift deepfakes
Why don't more players do that reverse/ass hit like Blake, Forsberg, and Burns?
brazil has been burning for months
Phanauef used to be so good. What happened?
only a small portion of men find it instinctual to stick their ass out in front of another man
t.my favorite player got assblasted by Forsberg or Burns
bet you feel silly
how do you not see him coming?
*teleports in front of you*
He was watching karlsson then you can see his head look to left where he passed the puck right before he got hit.
Jesus H Christ. What is his problem?
decided to play the body not the puck
Because he can skate and he closes the gap fairly quickly. Also this and this
looks more like a Kronwall hit, but he takes himself out of play and the pass is already made. Don't the avs score on that play anyway?
Yes they scored the en right after this
isn't there a better one where he takes out rantanen?
If there is I don't have it.
I think the problem with Risto is that he plays too many minutes.
Now that Kronwall has retired, is there anyone who can actually injure a player with his ass?
i was at this game
Gudas
>twitter.com
Should the canes be fined for their gay dances?
Damn
sharks fan? How much did you pay for tickets?
Im pretty sure that the canes are going to get people attending their games
That's not what I asked
No, why would they be? Because your feelings are hurt?
Fining people for having fun is stupid
Why did Jeff Carter drop off a cliff
Sounds like the possibility of your Canes getting fined has you vexed (anally)
yes. like 70 bucks a seat but they were discounted because i have season tickets
cocaine
>your Canes
Sounds like something upsets you so you want someone to come in and make the big mean jerks stop. Couldn't possibly imagine being so fucking soft.
So he stopped using?
hawks will be back for their 4th this year. i feel it lads
$70 for playoff game seats? Forgive my doubt but that sounds absurd.
*2 1/2 cups btw
also lehner regresses enjoy it :^)
tickets are cheap here. that was like section 204 row like 13 or something. nose bleeds dude.
Sounds like you're getting literally offended by the mere mention of fortnite dances being banned. Sad desu.
Can I get a scouting report on Mark Scheifeile
>Metallurg Magnitogorsk
>Magnet Mountain City Metallurgist
Sounds like a boss from a video game based on a Japanese children's TV show.
no matter, offense going to be on fire. crawford will be healthy all season
>offense is gonna be on fire
>mannlet attack
LOL
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT STOP US FROM FORTNITE DANCING
That's still pretty damn cool m8. Got to see this one live in person myself.
Can't help you with your delusions m8 you're on your own.
Any podcasts i can liste to at work?
do you like vodka and penis talk?
4/10
Cum Town
Where the fuck did Kyle Connor and Timo Mier come from?
Listen to Stefan Molymeme.
well this is NOT the podcast for you
was this a stacked first round?
U wanted hockey related stuff
timo is from sweden and orginally looked like bulju out there in his first year with the barracuda.
Puck Podcast
what the fuck was 77 in blue doing
Being French.
There's nothing to be said about hockey.
Hello fellow yotes fan.
sup brah
Who has the best jersey /hoc/? For me, it’s the Tucson Roadrunners.
Does anyone love how much of a tool bag Tyson Nash is? I bet he pound some ladyboy pussy when he plaid in the Asian leagues.
when the fuck did gardiner sign with the randys
Why is that woman wearing a dress? Isn't she cold?
that oilers fan looks like that fat commie kid who takes pictures of himself threatening to shoot fascists from 500 yards away with a bb gun in his kitchen where a trash pile has accumulated for the past several months
>/cric/ in charge of space travel
news.google.com
while wearing goggles
dude's a boss
>WE LANDED ON THE MOON!
What an ugly looking munter
Thought hoc had better tastes
what's a minter?
Very funny asswipe, read the post again you filthy animal
I have a longstanding fetish for bullying Asian sluts.
fuck you asswipe
you asswipe
check n mate asswipes
Chicago v Detroit prospects game youtube.com
Who's the black guy?
lmao theyre even prospecting a woman color commentator. watching for 3 seconds and shes already saying stupid shit
diversity prospect
How did he learn how to skate?
diversity programs
If it erica ayala, she is a member of BLM woke Twitter and kind of a cunt
>how does he skate lol
>"black magic"
>oh OK lol
fucking adolescent retards
now he's -1
reminder caufield is elite
>hunter s. tompson
what an edgy faggot he was
chicago you say???
t. bootlicker
>spell check a rino
>the name is literally on the attached image
You are clearly edgier and more of a faggot
all you need now is a pistol and reason to do it
>kirby dach already being boolied
How the fuck was jack roslvic a top 30 pick
i'm not the one saying i want to piss down the throats of people i disagree with. he was also such an insecure faggot he shot himself because he couldn't handle aging - great idol you're defending there
>spermsuckers.com
the jews really did a number on you if you type this into your browser
this reads like an angst filled high school kids facebook post. that's a yikes from me
leave him alone, wangz
it's ok he'll get a hat trick this game
this is a post
>wah why don’t we just debate nazis
lick more boot bootlicker
wew edgy. back to school, kid
>we’re just trying to have a rational debate bro!
ayo u whyte boiz is cool af yo dis hockey shiiet be alright n shiet
anybody have streams for the rookie showcases
if you want to fight nazis so badly just go put on your lingerie and join the next antifa rally. no sense in harassing people on an anime forum
onhockey.tv
bookmark it
you idiots really aren’t very smart are you?
I want all of you to shut up and focus of DEEP PUCKS
>fuck your racism
>fuck your politics
>fuck the left for that mater
SHUT UP
i REFUSE to associate with racists or niggers
Oh man /hoc/ rules
wish in one hand and shit in the other
/hoc/ is a moderate forum that has no politic leaning
We want ice
thinking its time to end racism, lads
they can go back to grumbling about it quietly
they're going to anyway, god bless'em
oh no jets rookies suck
my lionsies
oh no
>kept the 90s yotes unis
basado
oh hey the baby wongs are coming back
weew
What is that accent on the YouTube stream, holy fuck.
>fighting in a prospect tournament
lmao
>tfw bootleg made money during this scene
Based and fuck you daddy pilled
>halfies
ugh...this is why, as much as i love asian girls, i could never breed with one
>warned for “ironic shitposting”
>was actually shitposting unironically
JANNIES ARE NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS
Mayli/Amelia Wang/poster below.
yeah.....thinking that my based and red pilled wongs are back baby
>banned for "spamming"
>was actually posting an original sneed based on a vidya completely different from the sneedsons
Just got in a tizzy with my grandpa. he says kendall coyne is a faggot
I think they call the Sharks now
listening to Meshugga and thinking about fucking up the entire away bench
>shorks
but also wheres the new thread?
here lad
You are both dumbasses. Vitaly is a burger. you fucks not have google?