/hoc/

north americans only edition

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youtube.com/watch?v=Ll8JXSWimao
youtube.com/watch?v=cXwDlsDHu50
twitter.com/irritatednate
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=20&v=3ZuTcxebf-g
twitter.com/JokkeNevalainen/status/1170076897524572160
youtube.com/watch?v=c1QUv4ERvEw
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onhockey.tv
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

first for kippers

Am i north american?

Finland is North American and thus rightfully falls under manifest destiny claims. Will purchase Finland for 15 billion.

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Love Polan
Hate seething trannies

My great grandfather emigrated to America, but then moved back to Sweden. So I'm basically american myself

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish–Swedish_union

Swedish nobility voted no while finnish nobility supported Sigismund.

Alberta is falling apart kek

10th for flames

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why didnt anyone tell me that >we signed goldobin

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>jets
based or cringe lads?

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why the fuck you bumped not yours thread? dont tell me you are such a wuss

I understand why you'd vote yes. You're both buffers against Russia, in that sense you're pretty much brothers.

absolutely howling

I guess it's this one until kipkip's janny army shows up.

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Polack btfo

poor little guy is absolutely blitzed

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Reminder based Cassie is the only acceptable female commentator

>Patrik Laine is reportedly being shopped around, with Florida, Carolina, Montreal, New Jersey, and NY Islanders all rumored to be in consideration

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they have been saying this since the offseason started you dumb weeb

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k. seethe more

k. report more useless information

k post more slags

k

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subbans on the jets now?

>goldobin
please tell me that his nickname is "goblin"

hockey is for everyone EXCEPT

based

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road game

for me, it’s kotkaniemi awakening to be a 30 goal scorer

i posted about it in here yesterday, you must have missed it.

well he is russian...

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sorry i missed it then
couldnt have been a better signing for jim

Want to know something funny? The leafs have a higher chance of making the playoffs than the Canadiens, but the Canadiens have a higher chance of winning the cup.

I will receive my NHL season 19/20 fan book in 20 days. Every rooster, some interesting facts, schedule etc. Hyped.

will hasb sign laine?

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>laine with barkov in the NHL

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Who's giving out these odds?

Is Boeser overrated?

Isles should really get him. They need that offense badly

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Me.

Did he do both of those milf-slags in one night?

Barzal and a 1st for Laine, get it done Lou

not at all
freak injuries cant be blamed on a player

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for me, its Brahma Roosters

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Why, so he can be the only one trying to drag an entire team along by himself while getting more and more depressed by it, just like McDavid?

>barzal
fuck no hes a franchise centerpiece. I see it more trading away bailey, a defenseman, 2 prospects and maybe a pick

it was just the beginning of his supreme victory

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my beer league starts tonight lads, but i took DUDE pills earlier because i forgot and i'll have to play with my photoshoped red eyez

>fuck no hes a franchise centerpiece
So is Laine. No one wants Bailey or any of that trash return you mentioned.

when will Montreal get the superstar player they deserve?

he gets injured easily so hes a perfect fit for >our team

Mint.

just wear sunglasses haha

>milf

>mfw i'm high as fuck for beer league opening night

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based Canadian animal cruelty

They look +30.

wtf makes you think that you can get a baby chimp in canada?

montreal has the best ppg player ever (he also has 100% shot percentage in his career)

Not at all, have your eyes checked bro

When does the tranfer window ends?

remove kielbasa

Oh I don’t know, maybe the Jets jersey on the ape at the end?

two girls, no cups

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bulju kaksois piste äksdee

so rather than the possibility that some indians bought a jets jersey online, you would rather believe someone is illegally harboring an exotic animal

it's not gonna be CAR, >we already wasted too much money on fucking Gardiner

bulju mentioned

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devils #1 meme team of 2019

It seems more likely that a group of canucks have a chimp that they smoke down with legal weed. Why is it this so hard for you to fathom?

I'd rather waste money on Gardiner than waste Svech and Slavin/Pesce like all of the rumors have been pushing just for that fucking bust.

left one looks cute

>implying Wolski is polish
He is not

exotic animals are one of the most highly smuggled things after drugs

cause chimps arent native to canada and smuggling in one is difficult

weed and jerseys can be obtained fucking anywhere you dope

I wish I was in the middle and they were looking at me.

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what is the name of this cum whore?

kippers

Sam and I are double dating this girls tomorrow

sam is only in to dudes

i'd like to sugg on their feminine benises

sam on the left

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>larping as sam’s friend

cringe and redditspaced
I’m sorry, but your country has criminals too. Accept it. That primate is clearly owned by Canadians

>doubling down on the autism instead of admitting you're wrong
bold and based

Shant tolerate slander of my client
It’s a business relationship more than anything

good afternoon /hoc/brothers

Aaron on the right

somehow even more pathetic

What would you give for a Finn?

hes busy in his office down in the spike washroom tonight.

>being jealous of based Sam

come join me at the spike user!~

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i prefer the idea of sam rather than him actually existing

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shall give him a skittle for his hard work

can't watch the traverse city tournament because of dogshit fox sports go, how are you getting owned today

Hedgehogs aren’t native to North America. So how do I have one???
This is is the logic you’re using

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>human trafficking comes in third
>being the bronze of international smuggling crimes

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canucks have an open practice for their prospects coming up this weekend if you want to go down and check out qunni/juolevi and others at rogers arena.

thecanuckway.com/2019/09/05/vancouver-canucks-open-prospect-camp-public/

hedgehogs arent illegal to own user, so its completely logical that you have one

where is your pet chimpanzee?

looks like onhockey will stream it

Why the fuck does florida need laine though? same for carolina?

could i get away with jerking off in the stands to these twinks?

fingol containment teams

>projected 246 goals
>comes in clutch for every shootout

Is it, dare I say, another Habs year?

Hedgehogs are considered exotic pets and are illegal is many states. The legality of any action hasn’t stopped people in the past, not even you pure, innocent Canadians

I've got a pet chimpanzee
It's the faggot hating me

it's coming home lad

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What does it take to be a good goalie and why is Fleury the best one?

i didnt believe it was possible to triple down on autism
but here we are

even here in leafland its illegal to own a hedgehog in some places yet towns of people still keep them as pets

>In Quebec, European hedgehogs are illegal. Four-toed hedgehogs are legal.
>In Ottawa, Ontario, Canada, owning a hedgehog is prohibited by-law.

You are the one that can’t admit your error. Resorting to ads hominem is so weak

But why? They are cute as fuck

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why are you supporting his argument
you dont seriously believe that .webm took place in canada do you?

>arguing over whether or not a certain monkey is canadian or not
Peak offseason

which error was that user?
>Resorting to ads hominem is so weak
so is using passive aggressive threats

Seems like standard chug behavior

for me, it's the Henrietta Hedgehogs

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>a bunch of drunk chugs smuggled a chimpanzee into manitoba

why are you trying so hard to deny that animal smuggling doesnt happen? what is so hard to believe about the fact that there are a ton of retards out there who smuggle weird animals in as "pets".
>"Wildlife smuggling is estimated at $7.8bn to $10bn a year, according to the U.S. State Department.[1] The U.S. State Department also lists wildlife trafficking as the third most valuable illicit commerce in the world."[2]

Maybe they were drunk when they did it. Maybe they weren't, but we both know they probably were.

Whatever happened to Xena

im not denying that animal smuggling happens
im denying that the chimpanzee in question was filmed in canada

gulag

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i was wondering this myself. she never gave us a stick update

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that's Byfuglien you racist piece of shit. Black people don't all look the same like chinks.

cute

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oh look it turns out hes russian american
youtube.com/watch?v=rp_SPzkbmws

>im denying that the chimpanzee in question was filmed in canada
Why though?

spiky fat rats dont belong in /hoc/

God bless America.

F

excuse you, they're related to shrews and monotremes, not rats

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because we arent cool enough to do such a thing

they should be banned nationwide. nasty little things

thank you

yes im sure tons of people cant wait for the gubment to tell them what they can and cant do.

pussy

/hoc/ chads

When did hippo posting fall out of favor.

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>no seattle hedgehogs
Why

never

/hoc/ runs Yea Forums

its not just monkeys getting high

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natch

>wants to ban harmless little animals
>other guy is somehow the pussy
Die

was this filmed in ted's backyard?

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>tfw no house hippo buddy

awh, come here little buddy lets you get all dry.

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such a shame that house hippos went extinct in 2000

apology WHEN

You probably have a house hippo and you don't even know it, because they can go invisible.

that IS ted

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hes really let himself go

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dont make me feel sweden
its friday afternoon

The Jefferson Beavs

delet

dogster or hag

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watching lads get rekt rn youtube.com/watch?v=Ll8JXSWimao

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*blocks your teams path on the golf course*

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Is this some kind of hate speech?

when is it /ourturn/ for regular season shitposting? :(

Team?

Not at all friend, not at all

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That's a big gator.

4 u

...

that dog shouldn't be on the course

Rate my hedgehog? Huge Avs fan

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did you cum on it?

I want to eat that one

that's a nice hedger

looks suspicious

dogs on ice?

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mmmm... looks tasty

I'd pet that

GREAT pets:
- Dogs
- Pigs
- Lizards
- Ferrets

SHIT pets:
- Cats
- Fish
- Snakes
- Birds

that's a good boi

great post

smart dog knows how ice works

the international bird defense force isnt gonn take this lightly

dogs and ferrets suck ass

what's your take on chinchilas?

Tired of being a beta Leafs fan desu

95230218
one of the worst posts i've ever seen.
S

you could become a furry or trans

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throw your jersey on the ice during the home opener and film it

>laffs

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They're cute, but kind of boring I think. Nocturnal aren't they? And you can't pick them up that easily without risking breaking their ribs iirc. They'll also FUCK up your furniture. Get a beaver instead.

*CLAP CLAP* *CLAP CLAP CLAP*

no don't wish that on me

Why? Is your team futile? You cannot comprehend my suffering.

they also love hiding under shit and are near impossible to dislodge once they are under something. they're useless since you have to lock them up the majority of the time

>Nocturnal aren't they?
yes, but they generally don't mind to get awakened to be let out
>And you can't pick them up that easily without risking breaking their ribs iirc
if they're not used to being picked up they'll resist, but i wouldn't worry about crushing it unless you fucking lennie them
>They'll also FUCK up your furniture.
get them some fruity-tree branches and sticks and you're good

holy shit perlini owned

Why are people so soft here? Won't even tell you what team they cheer for for fear of being made fun of.

who is that peperoni lad you keep mentioning?

i proudly support the montreal hasb, can you do the same, coward?

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jesus
>12 overall pick barely making league minimum 6 years later
>yotes

it looks CGI but its just florida

come at me bro

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You have one? Post it la.

fag

i had one for years, trying to find a picture atm

How does this image make you feel?

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cope

Truthfully, not much.. i am a grizzled and broken boomer (28).
My respect for Finns has diminished though.

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I too proudly support pes habitants

>90s millennial
>considers himself a boomer
sad really

Bruins-Habs, 2011 and 2014 were great series.

dumbass

fuck chara

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is this zoomer tournament worth paying attention to?

zoom zoom

If you care for the prospects yeah

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first beer league game of the year starts in 70 minutes and i'm still higher than a motherfucker, wish me luck lads

youtube.com/watch?v=cXwDlsDHu50
*crack* *sip*

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Fucktard

Friendly reminder that we went blues

do few bumps, it'll sober you right up

Someone post cats on the ice

>Janitor applications are now closed. Thank you to everyone who applied!

are you the goaler?

don't have any, i drank some cofee though
nah i usually end up playing center

remember: no finns

Anyone have the elephant in the lynyrd skynyrd tshirt doing a fat line of coke with his elephant friend that says "friday night hoc"?

Our goalie always plays better when slightly drunk or doing cocaine. Crack open a pre game brew in the lockerroom

cfl action kicking off in a few hours.

Why do these mice hog the hedges?

I don't think that is a chinchilla fren, but he qt. Teach him some tricks.

Cat

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pre-game brews are a must, great advice lad

such a gay reply

you should get married

sup /hoc/

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ha ha meow

Hearing Laine headed to NJD for Hall, Butcher, some other stuff

>

muh ruff ridies gonna be first in the west after the banjo bowl

kippers what? google aint giving shit

Enough of this rodent business

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for me it's Leafs legend Frank McCool

She used to be tripfag that used to post pictures of her ass. She also used to racebait for (You)'s and it worked every time

For me it's Leafs legend Rob Ramage

For me, it's REAL leafs legend Vesa Toskala

Mayli from facialabuse, some rich cunt who latyer tried to get this scrubbed from the webz.

for me it's relocanes legend cam warq

sipping tea and thinking

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thanks, shes really hot

You really think so?

>what is the fastest way to leave carolina

She absolutely loved getting throatraped on camera too. There's also a spermsuckers.com clip if you wanna look around for the torrent.

sipping water

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I used to get my posts deleted when Kippers was here, but she used to be an escort for Vancouver Canuck players.

>she
>her
retard newfag fell for the memes

he moved on to be the craptors escort this year instead

Uhhh sweatie I'm pretty sure Kippers is a woman

Yeah dude. You don't agree?

Can't say I do

it takes that as a compliment btw

What is /hoc/ reading?

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Erotic lesbian literature.

the crossing

the brothers karamazov it's very good

Just finished a novelization of the Karate Kid Part 2

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>i just LOVE curling up with a good book on a rainy night sipping my tea

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nothing, and it depresses me
havent been able to get into a book all summer

one /hoc/ poster likes reading about people fucking cats

Intimidated by the tall Dutchman?

For me, its hating phoneposters

post your battlestation

Redpill me on pic related.

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I thought it said I love curling and was like what's wrong with curling?

For me it's hating people who haven't read a book since being required to back in the 8th grade.

Own it but haven't read it. Parents bought it for me several years ago.

>likes
No, I definitely do not.
It just came up out of nowhere and really killed my investment in the series since that character is the guy who we're meant to be following and empathizing with.
Thank god they shuffled him off in a corner for a while so we can follow the better characters now.

Reading up on the rules is for nerds. Just watch the game and figure it out. Soon your understanding of the game will transcend the rules.

what series?

i've been trying really hard to figure out what book it is. embarrassed of my current browser history desu

Can't say, there's a ton left to come and I know that people will spoil it all for me.

You still haven't finished that shit?

Imagine thinking reading is a bad thing

the Bible

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snape kills dumbledore

I'm actually searching for changes in rules.

>tfw you get the hell out of toronno

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i know

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>I read the Internet
no one reads books anymore unless the reason is to sell more books

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lies

watch the canes win the cup this year
the seethe would last for decades

dumb avatarfag

It's an ongoing process.
I've gotten through almost a dozen books so far, but I have way more than that still to go.
And, no, it's not weebshit.

I didn't think it was, I assumed it was some gay young adult fantasy shit.

Stephen King killed his own novelized series
>book 6 and 7 sucked

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Why is my sport being taken over by tall fags?

guys with reach have an advantage
>tiny little man, you wouldn't know a thing like that

It's always been that way, manlet.
It's just becoming more obvious because of modern nutrition.

can you believe the flyers are still paying Ilya Bryzgalov and he hasn't played in over 5 years

aren't they paying him til like 2027

anyone trying to convince you that Yao Ming was not the end result of a state funded and mandated athletic eugenics program is full of shit

what sport is that, horse racing?

why you heff to be mad

yeah something like that lmao

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Is anyone but me bored and watching the /10is/??
>this god awful damn off season
If not, what are you doing instead?
Perhaps you could inspire some of us to stop watching /gruntswat/

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for me its mini donuts

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horrible thread

playing vidyas

Based Nate from Alberta twitter.com/irritatednate

What do you guys think about my boy Wingerli's assist yesterday?
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=20&v=3ZuTcxebf-g

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cutest animals in existence t b h

a quintessentially British post

rmyt

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Not only did Columbus absolute rape philly with the bob trade
They also rape philly on the ice every game

greasy

does he also play centerli?

Ohio is a shithole that players want out of.

>philly
>gets absolutely shit wrecked by Ohio
>proceeds to rebuild for 10 years

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That’s literally a dude

Tennis is based

She's literally not and I suddenly feel the urge to press my face into her lap.

Jersey needs more ads

Belay that.
I looked her up and that face is a hard yikes.

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Yes he does.
We've been through this already. There are no billionaires that own our teams, so in order to survive some kind of sponsorships are necessary.

I see, my apologies. At least you don't have to worry about lockouts.

that's Marsha May

More like Marsha MAN

>At least you don't have to worry about lockouts
True.

deep pucks

Who are some of the best D men in the game? Is there a definitive top 5?

OK

1. Seth Jones
2. Roman Josi
3. Victor Hedman
4. Drew daughty
5. Erik karlsson

>porn queens
I want pure ice girls and if you won't post them then be silent after you fuck off

Cale Makar
Everyone else sucks

GIVE ME AN N

>paying artemi panarin about 1/8th of your salary cap
ISHYGDDT

for me it’s taylor swift deepfakes

Why don't more players do that reverse/ass hit like Blake, Forsberg, and Burns?

brazil has been burning for months

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Phanauef used to be so good. What happened?

only a small portion of men find it instinctual to stick their ass out in front of another man

t.my favorite player got assblasted by Forsberg or Burns

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bet you feel silly

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how do you not see him coming?

*teleports in front of you*

He was watching karlsson then you can see his head look to left where he passed the puck right before he got hit.

Jesus H Christ. What is his problem?

decided to play the body not the puck

Because he can skate and he closes the gap fairly quickly. Also this and this

looks more like a Kronwall hit, but he takes himself out of play and the pass is already made. Don't the avs score on that play anyway?

Yes they scored the en right after this

isn't there a better one where he takes out rantanen?

If there is I don't have it.

I think the problem with Risto is that he plays too many minutes.

Now that Kronwall has retired, is there anyone who can actually injure a player with his ass?

i was at this game

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Gudas

>twitter.com/JokkeNevalainen/status/1170076897524572160

Should the canes be fined for their gay dances?

Damn

sharks fan? How much did you pay for tickets?

Im pretty sure that the canes are going to get people attending their games

That's not what I asked

No, why would they be? Because your feelings are hurt?

Fining people for having fun is stupid

youtube.com/watch?v=c1QUv4ERvEw

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Why did Jeff Carter drop off a cliff

Sounds like the possibility of your Canes getting fined has you vexed (anally)

yes. like 70 bucks a seat but they were discounted because i have season tickets

cocaine

>your Canes
Sounds like something upsets you so you want someone to come in and make the big mean jerks stop. Couldn't possibly imagine being so fucking soft.

So he stopped using?

hawks will be back for their 4th this year. i feel it lads

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$70 for playoff game seats? Forgive my doubt but that sounds absurd.

*2 1/2 cups btw
also lehner regresses enjoy it :^)

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tickets are cheap here. that was like section 204 row like 13 or something. nose bleeds dude.

Sounds like you're getting literally offended by the mere mention of fortnite dances being banned. Sad desu.

Can I get a scouting report on Mark Scheifeile

>Metallurg Magnitogorsk
>Magnet Mountain City Metallurgist
Sounds like a boss from a video game based on a Japanese children's TV show.

no matter, offense going to be on fire. crawford will be healthy all season

>offense is gonna be on fire
>mannlet attack
LOL

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT STOP US FROM FORTNITE DANCING

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That's still pretty damn cool m8. Got to see this one live in person myself.
Can't help you with your delusions m8 you're on your own.

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Any podcasts i can liste to at work?

do you like vodka and penis talk?

4/10

Cum Town

Where the fuck did Kyle Connor and Timo Mier come from?

Listen to Stefan Molymeme.

well this is NOT the podcast for you

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was this a stacked first round?

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U wanted hockey related stuff

timo is from sweden and orginally looked like bulju out there in his first year with the barracuda.

Puck Podcast

what the fuck was 77 in blue doing

Being French.

There's nothing to be said about hockey.

Hello fellow yotes fan.

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sup brah

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Who has the best jersey /hoc/? For me, it’s the Tucson Roadrunners.

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Does anyone love how much of a tool bag Tyson Nash is? I bet he pound some ladyboy pussy when he plaid in the Asian leagues.

when the fuck did gardiner sign with the randys

Why is that woman wearing a dress? Isn't she cold?

that oilers fan looks like that fat commie kid who takes pictures of himself threatening to shoot fascists from 500 yards away with a bb gun in his kitchen where a trash pile has accumulated for the past several months

>/cric/ in charge of space travel
news.google.com/articles/CAIiEM-EuHA7cBtUMgAgBzqW4IYqFwgEKg8IACoHCAowjuuKAzCWrzww5oEY?hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US:en

while wearing goggles

dude's a boss

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>WE LANDED ON THE MOON!

What an ugly looking munter
Thought hoc had better tastes

what's a minter?

Very funny asswipe, read the post again you filthy animal

I have a longstanding fetish for bullying Asian sluts.

fuck you asswipe

you asswipe

check n mate asswipes

Chicago v Detroit prospects game youtube.com/watch?v=vGJUPPDpXd8

Who's the black guy?

lmao theyre even prospecting a woman color commentator. watching for 3 seconds and shes already saying stupid shit

diversity prospect

How did he learn how to skate?

diversity programs

If it erica ayala, she is a member of BLM woke Twitter and kind of a cunt

>how does he skate lol
>"black magic"
>oh OK lol
fucking adolescent retards

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now he's -1

reminder caufield is elite

>hunter s. tompson
what an edgy faggot he was

chicago you say???

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t. bootlicker

>spell check a rino
>the name is literally on the attached image
You are clearly edgier and more of a faggot
all you need now is a pistol and reason to do it

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>kirby dach already being boolied

How the fuck was jack roslvic a top 30 pick

i'm not the one saying i want to piss down the throats of people i disagree with. he was also such an insecure faggot he shot himself because he couldn't handle aging - great idol you're defending there

>spermsuckers.com
the jews really did a number on you if you type this into your browser

this reads like an angst filled high school kids facebook post. that's a yikes from me

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leave him alone, wangz

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it's ok he'll get a hat trick this game

this is a post

>wah why don’t we just debate nazis
lick more boot bootlicker

wew edgy. back to school, kid

>we’re just trying to have a rational debate bro!

ayo u whyte boiz is cool af yo dis hockey shiiet be alright n shiet

anybody have streams for the rookie showcases

if you want to fight nazis so badly just go put on your lingerie and join the next antifa rally. no sense in harassing people on an anime forum

onhockey.tv
bookmark it

you idiots really aren’t very smart are you?

I want all of you to shut up and focus of DEEP PUCKS
>fuck your racism
>fuck your politics
>fuck the left for that mater
SHUT UP

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i REFUSE to associate with racists or niggers

Oh man /hoc/ rules

wish in one hand and shit in the other

/hoc/ is a moderate forum that has no politic leaning

We want ice

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thinking its time to end racism, lads

they can go back to grumbling about it quietly
they're going to anyway, god bless'em

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oh no jets rookies suck

my lionsies

oh no

>kept the 90s yotes unis

basado

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oh hey the baby wongs are coming back

weew

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What is that accent on the YouTube stream, holy fuck.

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>fighting in a prospect tournament
lmao

>tfw bootleg made money during this scene
Based and fuck you daddy pilled

>halfies

ugh...this is why, as much as i love asian girls, i could never breed with one

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>warned for “ironic shitposting”
>was actually shitposting unironically
JANNIES ARE NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS

Mayli/Amelia Wang/poster below.

yeah.....thinking that my based and red pilled wongs are back baby

>banned for "spamming"
>was actually posting an original sneed based on a vidya completely different from the sneedsons

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Just got in a tizzy with my grandpa. he says kendall coyne is a faggot

I think they call the Sharks now

listening to Meshugga and thinking about fucking up the entire away bench

>shorks

but also wheres the new thread?

here lad

You are both dumbasses. Vitaly is a burger. you fucks not have google?