Heem

Hey Homos,
My name is Tony, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are slow-in-the-mind, naive, spergs who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass MMA YouTube videos. You are everything bad in Chadville. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any hanky-panky? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of autistic virgins with rage because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Mackenzie Dern.
Don't be a jerkoff. Just hit me with your best zapbolt. I'm that type of guy who is pretty much perfect. I was the creator of the all original back-spinning elbows, defend or vacate memes, and D'Arce chokes in 10th Planet Jiu Jitsu. What sports do you play, other than "/Heem/ Predicts UFC PPVs"? I also get tons of bitches, My favorite ninja turtle is Michaelangelo, And I have a banging hot gal pal (She just blew me; Shit was ZAPPED to the extreme). You are all dang dirty trolls who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Champ shit only!
Pic Related: It's me and my sweetheart built from the ground up.

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BJ did absolutely nothing wrong. He clearly wasn't fighting back in the first video and so that guy deserved the beating he got later on

Fuck the bastards that cut the video in two, cazzies now think BJ lost that fight

cringe
kinda based
yikes
based

Are the ring girls going to get stoned tomorrow?

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I am unironically kinda concerned about a terrorist attack tomorrow

SOON

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stoned off the afghani kush ya allah god put it in the eart it is a healty herb

Champ Shit Only

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so this video confirms khbabib is a cut babby. he's been in weight cut mode for a week hahaha

NuDustin vs gooberton would actually be a fun fight

based
ew no

any stream info that isn't cancer?

MMA core

Canbum's record is padded retard, he hasn't fought anybody yet other than RDA and Gooby

Can someone post the Rogan grug pasta?

>tfw daddy gets to go and heem muzzie fucking scum tomorrow

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Big ToTo bless.

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imagine being an ufc fighter and all your mother does is post pictures of herself hoolahooping in a sports bra every day

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Imagine headlining a UFC card and getting flushed by the first punch. Then being told that you're too fat, and to move up.

Reddington ducking again

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>and Gooby
Dummy

Tomorrow Dastin will heem the piece of trash, rat, padded record, ugly, tiramisu eating, cutbaby, retarded, Khabib.

You have to promise to stop posting here after he loses.

3x the money for fighting some can? Wtf

dustin doesnt stand a chance. khabib will get heemed tomorrow, mark my words.

Now BJ can go to Bellator to rematch Machida

NEW NON-FAG FROG THREAD

Eddie Bravo

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They were planning a vacant title fight involving Edwards at one point, so it had to be Usman who was bitching out

AND NEW

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YUP, and dustin has been chillin'
kabob bout to get that work

does poirier actually have chance?

yes

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Weren't they trying for Usman Masvidal at one point though? Why would they do that if Usman wasn't going to fight

ANNND POOOO DUSTBIN POORIER

Against Tony, no

Leave this godforsaken French-made Egyptian-plagued recycled shit thread and move on to a better place.

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Thanks for saving my reddit OC, bro.

I've seen zero marketing for this card.

Honestly I'm glad the card is in Dubai, feels nice not having to stay up until 6am

>heavier than khabib
>mike brown in his corner
>packs power all through out 5 round
>doesnt have siezures
Big chance

Muzzies from all over the world filled every comment section imaginable. All marketing probably was on Instagram

My cazzie friends are sharing this shit on social media but they have no idea its happening in the middle of the day kek

2 weeks in a row of reasonable times has been nice

NEW

September 7...eeerm... will be....uuhhhh... heem day.

Muscular post.

there is something really fucking off about the ladds. I just can't put my finger on it.

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Dustin has never faced a grappler remotely close to khabibs level. Kumar the kuffar will eat a shiekh style shit tomorrow.

shit that reminds me I have some tiramisu in the fridge

dustin wins the rematch

It's not stacked by any means, just a card that exists for the main event. And it's early most people won't be bothered to watch it anyways. They'll catch the highlights on Instagram that same afternoon. This card is just a middle east marketing ploy

Dustin wins the pre-rematch. The prematch if you will...

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Dustin wins the fight, the rematch, the story , the postmatch, prematch, and the war.

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Lads... I just realized that as a 19 year old I'm probably going to live through the death of almost everyone in the UFC.. I dont think I'll be able to take it.

how many hours left?

Curtis Blaydes wins the second rematch with Francis Ngannou

dusthammad gives kyle nurmenberger his third loss today LIVE on national television

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3 I think

>b-blue lips

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It's over takashi

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Bad news bros. My gf just got a Khabortion.

It's over teemu

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It's over lerone

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whatever happens tonight, we all know Poirier is the REAL winner

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It's over davi

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>that "is my boobs well exposed but not too much" check

Tiramisu is actually such a dhitty dessert

It's over curtis

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except of the soggy middle part its godlike

Crying like a bitch. Pathetic. Khabib is gonna bust off in this poor lad's ass.

rin

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Wtf, its the best, you just have to develop a taste for it

It's over diego

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>except of
where are you from?

>not kremsnita
traitor

>imagine having a daughter who was proud of you
haha

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***UFC 242 PREDICTIONS***

Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. Dustin Poirier
Edson Barboza vs. Paul Felder
Islam Makhachev vs. Davi Ramos
Curtis Blaydes vs. Shamil Abdurakhimov
Mairbek Taisumov vs. Carlos Diego Ferreira

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slavic scum

Pakistan

Shiuld have added th mom is hotter than her daugther

I hope she's there in the post-fight interview when khabib wins

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Poirier
Felder
Makhachev
Blaydes
Taisumov

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Londonistan

Alien looking bitch

>when khabib wins
user I......

You got a problem buddy?

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>DRAW
>Edson Barboza
>Davi Ramos
>Curtis Blaydes
>Mairbek Taisumov

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sorry for the low res on the first few, I'll fix it after all the picks are in

Dusty
Feldy
Islamy
Curty
Mairby

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16h euro time

do you guys think kabobs wife is pretty?

FUCK YOU KHABIB

CHAMP SHIT ONLY

not bad for a curtain desu

Dustbin
Barboza
Islam
Blaydes
Ferreira

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>wrestling is rea-

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she really brings the room together

Khabib
Edson
Islam
Shamil
Carlos

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youtu.be/UMtx9s9RTmc

Paul Felder walk out song

Poirier
Barboza
Makhachev
Blaydes
Taisumov

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Dustin
Felder
Makhachev
Blaydes
Taisumov

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Khabib
Barboza
Ramos
Blaydes
Taisumov

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Lol it's pretty late bro what are you doing up?

Poirier
Barboza
Ramos
Blaydes
Taisumov

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making a shitty predictions collage, bee

What happened to the normal picksbro?

Working for the UFC

>surprisingly many picking Poirier

why? what have you seen that makes you think he's not gonna get wrestlefucked?

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cuz kebab is overrated AF and his plan is one dimensional

Khabitch meme ends today. All sand people sent back to their mounds of dirt.

Buh bye

personally I picked him because I want more American champs

>tfw wake up to the sound of muzrats offing themselves en masse
soon brothers

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wrestling is finished in the UFC

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Could have easily said the same thing going into Masvidal/Askren

Khabib POOmagomedov
Edson BarPOOza
PISSlam Makhechev
CUNTis Blaydes
Carlos DICKo Ferreira

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Kebab
Felder
IIslam
Shamil
Mairbek

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poorier by tko
felder by decision
makhachev by sub
blaydes by decision
taisumov by decision

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I spoke to the devil and wagered all our souls on Khabib winning via KO. Hope you don't mind.

It's strange to think Dustin is a black belt. I'll always remember his wec days when he literally flailed on the mat

Based. How many souls do we get when it pays out?

Devil already has my soul. Did you just undo it?

Khabob dies in front of his family tonight

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i enjoy when muzzies seethe

No souls. I win a Freddo bar if Khabib gets it done.

inshallah

HARAM, DELET

ring card girl division when?

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HEEEEEEEEEEEM FUCKING HELL

still seething your boy tapped to khabib huh mick?

>"Khabib throws a jab down the middle, Dustin parries."
>"You know what's interesting to me is how the weight cut is affecting Khabib right now compared to Dustin. We know they both have trouble making it to 155, so the question is whose cardio is going to win out here."
>"You're not wrong there, Joe, as we enter the last minute of the 2nd round on our Modelo fight clock."
>"And we heard what Dustin said--nice right by Dustin there--he said he wanted--Oh again with that hook! Khabib might be--OHHHHHHH!!!"
>"KHABIB IS WOBBLED THAT WAS A BIG SHOT"
>"OH AND AGAIN, KHABIB IS IN BIG TROUBLE HERE! HE NEEDS TO--OHHHHH!!!! THAT'S IT HE'S OUT, HE'S OUT!
>"WELL WE HAVE YOUR NEW LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION RIGHT HERE TONIGHT IN ABU DABI! THE MAN FROM LOUISIANA! DUSTIN! POIRER!

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gooby isn't my boy

...

Fuck you jordan

Khabeaten by Dustin

>Fuck you jordan

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Jordan why aren't you in UAE? Basically in your hood

Khabinbred

I don't fuck with those gulfie rats

i have a feeling the khabib meme ends today

Khabib will lose, this time.

Dustbin "the 2$ trinket" poorier about to get dabbed on

Dustin has a better chance than tony

Is ufc paying their whole staff to come to an event?!
What about fighters? Or do they come to watch the fights as fightfans

>t-this time khabib will lose for sure guys!

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Khatbabby

Based saudis taking a fat shit on jordanian isis militia

What ever did they do to you?

USA vs Greece (world cup basketball in China) in 2 hrs
UFC 242 in 4 hrs in Abu-Dhabi

wtf Americans why China and Kebabland rule the f world right now?

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>flying to an extremist country for free

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This one's for you, Rena.

*posts*

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poorier
barbumza
pisslam
the black guy
taisumov

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Khabib Nurmagomedov
Paul Felder
Islam Makhachev
Curtis Blaydes
Carlos Diego Ferreira

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Khabib cleaned out my asshole with his tongue

Im in a good mood /heem/

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Same with Ruiz Joshua in the Middle East, they just want to position themselves as fun human beans not oil based pedo terrorists.

Imagine curtis actually fucks it up lol

I dont think he can
Even if he tries

Literally me except I chose feijao

The picks were almost done? and that looks horrible.
also the need a picture when anyone can change pictures or use multiple ones is pointless lol

Then we have some work to do buddies!

cry about it more

spammy got both of the guys who do them permanently banned they said so under their own tripcodes.

Is Khabib still ducking Tony? What a colossal faggot.

Khabib is finished it's over for him

literally looks like dog shit in black and the formatting looks like a preschooler did it. grow up you fat virgin.

ok

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fucking hell i've never seen lats so fucking bigg and longg and thicc bros

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Loseranna
Felt
Religion of Piss
Fatty Boomblackie
Feijao

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stayed up all night playing video games? do your homework you fat fucking zilch.

not an argument UNLESS your IQ is one standard deviation below average. try again lardass.

Do we have any back pictures of him? He could just have oddly formed back muscles

>presents lies from a notorious liar, bearing no relevance to Khabib’s faggotry
Would you like to try again?

what the fuck why would you post something like this
would you rather have filthy neckbeards salivating over your wifes breasts on the internet, or would you rather keep her entirely unknown, unseen to the male eye? retarded westerners.

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Long muscle bellies in an odd place, it’s his great strength. Looks like old pics of Casey viator, look how much further down toward the hand his forearm muscle extends than franco columbu.

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>Y-Y-You're lying!!!!

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So the king of jordan abdullah 2nd is half english
Ppfttthahahahah
And apparently a descendant of muhmmad

Hahahahha

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>presents the hand Khabib regularly uses to wipe shit from his arse, following the mere suggestion that Tony is in town looking for him

cry louder filthy kafir

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One of the worst gets of all time

Khabib
Felder
Makhachev
Blaydes
Ferreira

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checked spammy

>Jan might actually get Jones fight
thank you based Dana

literally the best one in history you dull domed low iq fucking zilch on stilts

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checked spammy

Spammy got his first quints

Favourite WMMA superstar currently fighting in UFC? Go!

Cringe
Based

Thanks my guy. We need someone screencapping all these Dustbin posts so we can publicly shame and bully them later.

DP
Felder
Ramos
Curtis
Mairbek

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AND NEWWWWW

Needs more blur

Wtf who made this

Wait Khabib is gay?

Is there any free stream up with good quality? Where can I find live streams anyways?

crackstreams

you call this a thread

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>Dustin is 4.5 underdog

Just how retarded can the bookies get?

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I have a feeling there will be no heems today

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>crackstreams
Thanks so much man

That's been the standard for the last 5 cards now.

i'm actually mad i want to take a nap around noon
are Americas golden years behind us

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Khabib
Paul
Islam
Curtis
Carlos

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Zubaira will definitely get heemed, can't wait to see the audience react to their boy getting KTFO by a black man.

KhAIDS

Oh man i haven't felt this much excitement since the McTapper fight, khabib will maul dustbin and i will laugh at all of you retards who spent so much time shilling for a nobody.

alright kid, now get outta here before we start pissing on everyone

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Zuba will BTFO lerone

Tbf it's the khebab haters that shill him unknowingly

Is Joe of the famous turning sidekick going to be commentating today or do we have shit tier?

as a khabib fan, i'm thinking he's gonna get startched, honesly

full cast fight companion, my guy

Yeah toe "conor's nuts aren't that bad" rogan is commentating

Conor said ''foight business''

bros....I don't think u understand.....
He's RUSSIAN!
And he wrestled BEARS!!!!

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Joe doesn't travel outside USA to commentate you idiot!

Might have to correct myself there. Looking back, there's been a decent amount of finishes across the last five cards. Finishes being flushed down the memory hole maybe.

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ITS HEEM DAY FIGHT DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

Can't wait to see what /heem/ will be after 242

>no joe "oh he's hurt from a punch that barely missed" rogan
Yeah, I'm thinking this is going to be based

And most importantly, it's over dustin.

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Inshallah Khabib's gonna win the match as usual
Because he's the best fighter I've ever seen in UFC I hope Allah accepts our prayers for Khabib and All his team

I was hoping we'd get Daniel Cormier tonight
I say tonight because the event starts at midnight here in Australia!
Truly I will enjoy this rare "European Fite Fan" experience.

This, i have been making du'a for khabib for about a week now, inshallah he will win.

Why is spammy LARPing as a muzzie?

i would eat those panties with fork and knife just for a sniff of her sweaty ass

Very based

seething

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Dustin wins via TKO

Looks like we've got about two hours to go until the event. What are you guys doing to pass the time?

I know you're autistic, but I believe you're still competent enough to exchange some money.

proxy or mutt on vacation?

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Imagine being this delusional, i'm not whoever you're saying i am, get over it retard.

Praying for khabib and all the muslim fighters.

Just start posting the scat already.

Bathing. Original Source and YouTube.

Can't wait for all the fake dustbin fans to turn their backs on that nobody and shit all over him when he taps.

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>all these dustin fanboys
>0(zero) slips posted

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Playing Destiny 2: Forsaken™

finna go for a 30-40 min cardio (road work)

Sounds like a good time. I've been binging Applied Science on YouTube recently.

which game is that?

The most dangerous game

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real life

He based, he got his ass kicked by khabib 2 times though.

>punks his whole crew
>loses
keep seething please

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Listening to music and jammin with a guitar. Gimme a song to learn?

Blue Crystal Fire
youtube.com/watch?v=YYaGChm8RWw

face the pain

>being insecure and not wanting the entire world to know that you're a chad who has a wife with huge tits

>sneak attacks khabib
>khabib attacks
>hides behind security and throws chairs like a bitch

yeah i'm thinking he cringe

I'm so hyped my friend, finally not working on Saturday, on at out time, some of my favourite fighters on the card. Lets go.

Let's go!

What time is early early pre prelims, i wanna watch the whole thing today

Khabib
Felder
Makhachev
Blaydes
Taisumov

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There are only 3 outcomes to this fight

1-khabib wins via submission
2-khabib wins via unanimous decision
3-khabib wins via TKO/KO

>walks past them
>muzzies start shit
>khabib hides behind everyone
yeah, really based
youtube.com/watch?v=g_Y3rmDxIc0

Two bongs and fifteen bings from now

prelims start in 2 hours

studying > fapping to jav > event

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kek what a pussy, acts tough when security are holding him.

Well done.

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Dude has some serious vibrato in his voice. Done, at least the chords.
kek, I'll look for tabs

kino for all euro timezoned anons

Bet the farm of Dustbin

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AAAAAAAARRRRRGGHHH HEEEMS TODAY

When are the first fights goin live?

Would you eat mini khabib's *** and ***** after her Cobra kai training session in exchange for 20 euro and free room and board and tickets to every ufc PPV? no trolling.

Pretty amazing hey. Check out his other stuff too, he did a lot of styles before he was permaheemed by a chiropractor.

Nurmagomedov
Felder
Makhachev
Blaydes
Ferreira

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fuck off pedo, she's cute and pure.

based

I predict the fights tonight.

Same. Just checking. By the way, thoughts on the band Something Corporate?

Hey cousin who you got for the main card?

coffee, weed, jewtube, and maybe some 3d art stuff im working on

never heard of them

Haven't heard any 'send location' remarks towards Diaz because he's not a bitch like Conor and will destroy Khabibs' kebab ass

Ramos-Makhachev is kind of an intriguing fight. Ramos sorta looked bad last time but it was all striking, wonder what we'll see

The PeaHead meme ends today

Sure thing buddy

Dustin Poirier
Edson Barboza
Islam Makhachev
Curtis Blaydes
Carlos Diego Ferreira

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>Heem 2014

>permaheemed by a chiropractor
Ok just read about it. Never going to a chiropractor.

give it to me straight espee
I can potentially win £45 if I put a tenner on poirererwerwe but does he have a hope in hell? I have no confidence in him whatsoever

i don't watch mma i just shitpost and sleep

soco were crap and they were signed to drive-thru which means they had to do some degenerate shit to that pervert richard reines to get a production budget.

insiders tell me khabib had a panic attack and got knocked the fuck out in sparring, woke up and had seizures for 7 hours straight, broke both his arms while flailing around on the floor. bet the combine harvester on dustin.

Just put my last fiver on Dustin

Pick up youtube.com/watch?v=jxodluTaz4g if you want every pussy in a 10km radius to get wet

How should we celebrate after /our guy/ Dustin heems Khabib the Kuffar?

based

Makhachev wins the decision but Ramos comes closest to finishing the fight. Calling it.

What is Schaub's endgame?

andy is brilliant you're a nobody! by the way, have you seen jordan?
youtube.com/watch?v=HMrd5ikoaIs

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Khabib
Edson
Islam
Blaydes
Taisumov

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Nurmapoomedov
Barpooza
Rampoos
Abdurakhimpoov
Taisumpoov

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Eating sausage rolls

I unnorinacally wish every card was abu dab-heem ® time

>youtube.com/watch?v=DAtnFPbI8hA

I have heard rumors that Dunstin is running rampant through a hotel and the manager is VERY upset with him.

Happy to hear you secured that Greggs sponsorship.

this

no one cares croracetraitor

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Idk why but dolly parton is getting me pumped right now
youtu.be/Ixrje2rXLMA

I've grown to enjoy waking up at 4 am for the main card a long time ago desu
I find it quite comfy

i have been listening to this for 4 hours straight
youtu.be/djHzReQvJQw?list=RDdjHzReQvJQw&t=15

Literally has the best chance at lightweight

Might get a cheeky sausage roll from greggs™

Based

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lose weight and gain employment

who is going to dab on who in the main event?

based

Like that kind of music, but am not too good fingerstyle and haven't really tried to learn flamenco guitar, or what ever it's called.
youtube.com/watch?v=5JpuVyhCDX0&t=966s
This guy is something else

No parlays for me, not familiar enough with all these card filler, mountain niggers. Just gonna drop a 50 on Duster

lmfao
thoughts on post malone's new album?

I'm taller, more muscular, richer and better than you in every way.

Who else has actually been boying Dustin for many years and didn't just become a fan because they dislike Khabib?

not me

I wanna boy him but he just has no personality at all

i don't mind dustin, but nobody is beating khabib

>still dickslinging over internet
im sure you are very successful ackmed, now go make fuck your favourite goat

Lifelong fan of Dustin since Strikeforce here.

>Just gonna drop a 50 on Duster
i thought kikes were good with money
no one lmao

btw Lebron was playing in 2006 US team when we beat you 101-95 lol

I got a feeling that were adding to this image today /heem/

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>no mutts
comfy hours

I love this image.

I don't like Dustin, but I also dislike Khabib. I've been false flagging as a fan of both these past weeks

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AAAAHHHHHH KHABIB GET OFF MY LEG

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I can afford to lose it

good tune bro

who is your real boy at lightweight user?

He does, he's just a genuinely nice guy and not fake. Family man.

I think the other poster meant to say he doesn't have a gimmick.

Been following Dustin since X-Arm, tonight is his night

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76147045/#76159912

It took a bit longer than I hoped, but here we are.

>the best boxer and the best wrestler in the ufc
Poetic really

>betting
Degenerate Mizrahi scum detected.

lol nice
been following him since hip show
youtube.com/watch?v=q4xzs2besWk
or that other one with 5v5 teams

No, it's Khabib time.

Where do you think you are?

Impressive.

Shitposting on 4chins to kill time till the fights?

Khabib getting heem stiffy'd might be the best moment in modern mma

Yes , also a den of degenerate gambling autists, myself included. Made more money betting mma than fucking crypto, unironically

my boy isn't in the lw division

fuck you khabib

>burying a big card during the day on a huge football weekend
genius idea. i was making plans to have friends over to smoke some beers and heem but remembered late last night it's on at 2pm or some shit, fuck you dana

>smoke some beers
Really made me think.

For me it's still Gina Carano wrestlefucking people on American Gladiators

good post

I became a fan when he won against Justin. The Max fight solidified him as one of my favourites, however Kevin Lee remains my boy.

SOON

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Who has Khabib actually beat
>Barboza
>Laquita (lol)
>Conor (after a 2 year coke and alcohol binge)
>Tibau (lost the fight won the decision)

Ummm khabib fans????

SMESH IMCOMING

RDA

Dustin(pbuh)
Barboza
Makhacev
Blaydes
Taisumov

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creepy white motherfuckers

Poirier
Felder
Makhachev
Blades
Ferreira

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RDA is still his best w

FIGHT DAY FIGHT DAY FIGHT DAY

>larping this fucking hard

Where can I watch the first fights? This shit aint on anywhere official

Under the towel is Noah! Khabib has been grooming him.

Now we know where Noah is! :^)

Ramos is an absolute grappling genius, he got this
youtube.com/watch?v=5lsfEEGr1nY

cope

>Ramos
>grappling genius
>against islam
hahahaha

cba going to the shop to get corn nuts

It's over dustbin, you're about to get flushed.

kys

fuck you american

dustbin "the 2$ trinket" poorier is finished

Crazy to think this was after he decided to commit to MMA instead of grappling full time, then he did a "One more run at the strap brother" in grappling and this happened.

So this guy is the one that's supposed to stop khabib? LMAO

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shitstain poopeeir will get finished in the third
It's all a big work to push kabrapp dingleberridov
cap this post

Nurmagomedov
Felder
Islam
Shamil
Mairbek

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>never fight a top 5 fighter in your division
>cazzies already call you the GOAT

Why is MMA like this? Are other sports this shitty as well?

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Maximum cope
>dustin
>conor
>RDA
>Barboza
>al
>tibau
>johnson
>etc...

all of those were defeated by the eagle

He beat former champions (RDA) and the guy who beat all top contenders (Michael Johnson).

So you're saying that I'm correct.

Poirier
Barboza
Mackhachev
Blaydes
Ferreira

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I'm saying 28-0, undefeated, undisputed.

1 HOUR AND 5 MINUTES

All bums

>Dustbin trashed by conor&johnson
>Khabib trashed both

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Is Dustin a top 5 fighter for you?

post your walkout song
youtube.com/watch?v=fczdPUU15P8

إن شاء الله,

>Already admits to dustin being a bum
based

HEEM
DAY

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さぁ行くぜ!

Yes.

قاعدي

mfw i see khabib next to askren

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KHALABEEB

soundcloud.com/tyler-ofwgkta-banks/moonman-deathsquad-ft-ben-garrison-sam-hyde

vocaroo.com/i/s1xVHH9bN4wx

we need our thicc goddess back lads

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youtube.com/watch?v=j2klh2cTa_Q

Not long now till Dushammad "Black Gold" Poireprophet takes a fat saudi style sheikh shit down the throat of kumar the kuffar.

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I NEED to see Chadmanda Nunes heem this bitty again

youtube.com/watch?v=L9BAeyZhAdE

>the kuffar
that's not how arabic works mutty

dont we all

Are they showing kingsman on fx instead of the prelims for anyone else?

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Make a good thread soon

YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE KUFFAR

ARISE AND OPEN YOUR MAW

BROWN JAHANNAM BEGINS NOW

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Can't wait to see him land the shot.

>Dustin
>Felder
>islam
>curtis
>carlos

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oh let me give you a quick lesson in arabic *beheads you*

>pol refugee delivering
this was funny af

Fine. How about if he loses? Will you give credit to Khebaab

PeaHead finna get dabbed on

Sit cho ass down kaffir before i smack the fuck outta you

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finna baste

youtu.be/Lp-xN-o6W90?list=RDdjHzReQvJQw&t=112

oh, still talking huh? *locks you in the isil icecream cone for 25 straight minutes* there, now you can say you followed in kumar's footsteps LOL!

archive.org/details/Hallili_201807/انا جنوبي.mp3

soundcloud.com/abdullah-ulucay-766593371/sets/nasheed

>posting the shopped version

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sorry kid, nobody wants to listen to your rap

Sticking a cheeky tonne on Dustin

Inshallah

ok this is BASED

soundcloud.com/jonasfull/kill-all-the-gays

Dustbin
Paul
Ramos
Blades
Taisumov

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I will admit he beat one top 5 contender. What a champ resume.

It's over dustbin, you're no match for the eagle.

was just listening to it
kek

just put a sly hundred grander on my boy, dustin.

Kek

>tfw just took a second mortgage to bet on dustin
feels good lads

glad you finally came around

No you didnt

youtu.be/ha3PgrL9Wt8?t=1
youtu.be/Z8ktPGGNiHI?t=9
youtu.be/3k7ixOk-ARA?t=1
youtu.be/y_1YOoZdaLI?t=1
youtu.be/kWzQPXuyvF8?t=1
youtu.be/4NyznCWaQVI?t=2
youtu.be/90XyUlWun9Q
youtu.be/pMfTKK-OFjg?t=1
youtu.be/o1SXDomAEvk?t=1
youtu.be/lEVaupMIbGo?t=1

Still quite dominant. I'll laugh if he loses and crashes like Barao.

I parlayed my jizya on Dustin, bismallah that Allah’s chosen servant slays the dajjal today

Bongs bings boops bips and braps?

arent mortgages haram?

45 MINUTES LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

In all seriousness, how degenerate would you be with Brapentina?

Personally, I think it would be able to truly rim her ass. Not just talk about it, but really tongue that hole

the diamond djinn strikes fear into the heart of the kuffar

45bings

HE TOOK A SHIT
ONDABACKADABOOSE

It's a joke retard, i'm pointing out autists who actually wasted money to bet on dustbin.

and new

0 bongs 58 bings 20 boops 1000 bips and 1000000 braps

What would you do if you could hang out with Khabib for a day? I think I would invite him for a double caramel latte because that's his favorite coffee and then I would teach him about Netflix.

tiramisu

I would introduce him to fire

i would join him for duhur prayer then we would chill at the masjid, we would discuss his fights and talk about grappling and sambo, then go eat some food.

>i would join him for duhur prayer then we would chill at the masjid, we would discuss his fights and talk about grappling and sambo, then go eat some food.

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Please pray for my boy the Kung Fu legend Muslim Salikhov, he's got a tough opponent and looks like he's in terrible shape. Inshallah he will be guided to another amazing KO, he's an artist fer sure

I'd ankle pick him and slap on a darce before he even knew what happened
#snapinuit #snapdowncity #champshitonly #fuckyoukhabib

bro.... don't tell me muslim will lose...........

donft worry brother, muslim might lose, but islam will surely win

He took a shit down McTappers neck

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I'd take him for an alcohol free pint then ask him to teach me Sambo

Hoping for Conair to have a quest appearance with a bottle of proper piss

Khabib
Barboza
Makhachev
Abdurakhimov
Taisumov

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>islam could lose
i have mahmoud on speed dial, this simply can't be

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Just watched poirier holloway...
Justin has Zero chance against halabeeb

Whos ready for a night full of dagestani's grinding fights out for boring decisions guys?!

sounds pretty gay and boring

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HOW MANY BONGS?

30 bings

you are two seconds away from opening a new tab and googling "ufc" to have your answer, you fucking dumb

Ahem..

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Don't worry you'll get rejected just the same.

every fight ends in a flash knockout, it's HEEM morning

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VERY EXCITED

ABU DHABI YOU'RE A DUMP, ALL YOU FILTHY SAND NIGGERS SUCK!

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ACA > UFC
Prove me wrong
Pro tip you can’t faggots

Thanks bong

suck balls Sven

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we got the main event

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>heem morning
>a bunch of muslim wrestlefuckers
lol

I HAVE NOTHING BUT LOVE AND RESPECT FOR ALL MUSLIMS IN THE WORLD

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Based, can't wait for nate to shut that filthy cubano drug gang member up.

noice. love how everybody is suddenly masvidal fan after win vs till and askren

aaw shit

>felder vs bumbozo as co-main

Dana really hates Arabs.

>Le people main event meme
I wonder what wmma shit will main msg
>you now remember Val vs Sijara Literally Who almost was main event on 2018's msg

based

this is the people's main event

Masvidal dabs on Nate in a second

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Poirier
Felder
Makhachev
Blaydes
Taisumov

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Hi heembros

>Special belt
We WWE now

BRAAAAP

>"cheesecake"
>miss weight

pottery

baking

Everybody repeat after me

>LA ILL AH HAY

>ILL ALL AH

>MU HAM MAD

>RA SOOL U

>ALL LAH

IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO JOIN THE UMMAH AND PARTAKE OF THIS GREAT VICTORY, AMEEN

LMAO what the fuck

THE BMF BELT IS REAL

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Khabib
Felder
Makhachev
Blaydes
Ferreira

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FRESH
NEW

poopier
felder
the less muslim one
the less muslim one
the less muslim one

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Someone post a mobile stream fags

Dusthammad "Black Gold" Poirprophet
The Irish Dragon
Islam
Razor Blaydes
Ramos

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Pretty disappointing

GUYS TURN ON CNN

giff stream pls xd

didn't chael literally predict this

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Best ring girl is Red

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Heem Day #5

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based

Time for explosivity. Radical slams.

this is fake right?

Get me in the screenie, buddy

KHABIB
Barboza
Islam
Blaydes
Taisumov

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> no title fights co-maining title fight
is this how usman gets out of fighting

That's a violent fight to be honest. The first one was insane with snapping kicks everywhere. Both fighters should shine with this matchup.

How long until the prelims start

6 bings

early prelims is at 10am East Coast

When does fight companion start though? Same time as main card?

>no wrestlefucking
uh BASED

discord.gg/98KXd4y ..

wtf it starts already? i thought it was still an hour

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