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i can't believe they hyped neymar this much that he's still playing at top level
dude is 27 and has done literally nothing
cavani would win in a fight
Cavani would kerbstomp them
Cavani's wide as fuck he would heem them all at once
In a fight? so which player would be the most manipulative.
Neymar>Mbappe> Icardi>Cavani
Cavani > Icardi > Mbrappie > Nerman
cavani would heem the absolute shit out of all three of those faggots at the same time
mbappe would probably need a couple of punches to go down though just because he would tougher than the other two from growing up in modern day france where its full of niggers and muzzies
neymar and icardi would go down with one swift backhand to the face
icardi easily
cavani would injure himself right at the beginning, he's finished
Chadvani
fuck up nabil you goat fucking sodomite
Icardi can't even beat his wife
Why are Brazilians such pussies when it comes to fights? Growing up in a favela should make you tough as nails.
same reason why brazil is full of shemales
>2 injured
>1 incestous cry baby
>1 mommy's boy
what a club
They're not women ya tranny, men fight with fists not manipulation of others
Mbappe has stupidly long arms
easier to get into an arm bar and put him to sleep
Shooting people doesn't make you tough
>Icardi 16
Isn't he wearing 18?
He's very slightly shorter than Icardi but massively out ranges him, unless Icardi has freak arms too. He might have a shot
You're not putting anyone in an armbar
cavani
mbappe
icardi
di maria
nerman
in that order
the extremity between the two hands in that position equal his height
there is no such thing like arms too long or too short
The best thread I ever posted in was this one on Yea Forums by some poor soul who wanted to lose his virginity but was too nervous to do it with a girl, so he followed Yea Forums's advice and paid a Brazilian tranny $150 to dominate him for half an hour. He immediately regretted this decision.
fucking lmao
so he didnt want to fuck a woman, he wanted to get fucked?
No, you idiot. The tranny dominated him and he couldn't do anything about it because he was a wuss.
dont ever reply to a first worlder again
You're both right. He thought he would be into it, discovered this was not so, and was too shy to ask the tranny to stop raping him.
>Australia
>first world
kek
KEK
doesnt make sense though. if he wanted to lose his virginity he should have went to a biological woman. not a tranny. unless he is gay/bi.
but anyway you cant lose your virginity by paying for it. its against gods will. funny story though. wonder if he started crying lmao.
>it's against gods will
Cringe
dont ever reply to a first worlder again
diving and asking for a foul isn't how you win fights you retard. he would just get get the shit beaten out of him while he rolls on the ground
That's the best part. For him the silver lining was that he finally lost his virginity and no one could take that away from him. He fucking lost it when we told him pretty much what you just said.
you guys are retarded, the very second donatello gets hit, 4 niggers will jump in and start beating the shit out of the other players. it's textbook stuff
We're the most successful country in UFC after the USA...
>chinese vassal thinks it's first world
Have sex
Careful...Aussies are real tuff guys after a couple of beers with all of their boys
t. world traveler
try as hard as you can. you can't force me to have sex, i'll just keep shitposting here and you will have to deal with it.
Masturbate
Ronaldo is better than Messi.
>says the Canadian
That's the point you fucking retard
wait do soccer fags really call their lockeroom a 'dressing' room?
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And a nip nong ching chong to you too user
It's where they get dressed though.
"Lockeroom"
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wait does the USA really has the highest percentage of obesity in the world?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Icardi or Cavani