AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN

Yeah you lot can't win really. The majority (leftist Western faggots) hate you for Trump and daring to be patriotic, and the the far right obsess over your racial demographics

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did you have a license to make that post, Mohammed?

The 2nd one is a meme as I do it all the time tho I actually think it's a great law in big cities.
Gambling is legal in america. Are you taking about sports bettings. Then yes its illegal in most states. However in just 5 years it will sadly be legal in most states. It's a very degenerate business.
The 4th one is a meme.
All those meme laws come from the nature of common law, I am sure uk has some meme laws that no actually enforces

>women cant even be topless at the beach
progressive equality free country MI 2THREE

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It appears my Freedom™ has caused some controversy

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American was full of puritans. What do you expect. We do have some few nudist beach tho

and yet you are the world's BY FAR biggest porn producer

how do you explain this extremely bipolar attitude towards sex in your country?

I always wondered how hamburgers and hot dogs have become so synonymous with the US when they were both invented in Germany

It depends on the state
Porn is shot in Cali right?

Because we are relegiously diverse

Buddy, great thread.

some is also shot in miami i think (which is in florida)

Both sandwiches were actually invented in america. Germans invented the meat form

Because Germany France etc are not relegiously diverse cmonanon

We took them and made them better
Eating a hot dog with a boiled potato is trash compared to on a bun with mustard, relish and a little mayo or a chili dog
inb4 anti mayo ketchup autists

>YUROPOOS
>EVER RECOVERING
NOT IN THIS LIFE LMAO

Not as much as America. We also started getting less relegious after the Europeans

Get shot

>you can get arrested for crossing the street at a non-designated spot
only if youre black

>Ey Yo, what's that club from Europe that's like always cucked bro
>Yeah man Eythletic Meydrid bro let's just like take their crest and make it our flag man that'd be siiiick
Lol, get original, get shot with a crossbow for a change or something oh wait we did that like 1000 years ago haha poofters

To understand America, you need to realize it is a country of extremes. We have the absolute fattest people and the most fit people in the world. We have the most religious people and the most hardcore atheists. The US has literally every extreme, which is why we have counties that don't even sell alcohol and counties that have bars open 24/7.

Probably because America is fucking huge, it's like asking why Germans are such autists that like to piss and shit on each other and the Spanish are chads that just like to sleep all day and get killed by bulls