/cric/ - Comfy Village Green Cricket Edition

Lovely picture, evokes a really wholesome image. Transports me (in the mental sense, rather than the physical sense) to the hallowed villages of Worcestershire in which I spent my youth. A nice day's cricket on a Saturday or a Sunday afternoon, followed by a roast meal and a few pints in the country pub in the background.

Really good effort from you, and I hope you create more /cric/ threads in future.

hi everyone

no

wtf lads cric told me england were shit, why are these two still in

Root 69 lol

the only reason to hold onto Northern Ireland is to annoy the mutts

No. Some advert cucked me

hit some sixes lads

crowd deserve a bit of entertainment

>you will never be the local gp in a leafy, white only village and score the match winning run before being carried to the pub and everyone buys your ale for the night

thanks fren

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le 69 and out

hello friend

Bumrah,starc,rabada,archer,Amir, Boult
Rank them in tests, ODIs,t20s

>England are going to need to win the Drawval test to regain The Ashes

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this, need to start playing their natural game.

Not sure.
Bumrah is something.

grim from zomato

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dont give a shit about memelinga taking 4 wickets in 4 balls for the the 2nd time in some meme contest
hes an absolute traitor of test cricket, honestly that fat manlet can die in a ditch for all i care

Homophobia not allow sirs

would rather be the local crime solving priest tbqh

You first then we tell you where you're wrong

send it back

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Nah

what does the doctor have to do with anything?

>haz le wood xD

pure reddit

why are there so many pakis in these threads nowadays?

Why doesn't Paine just put fielders in those zones?

Why are the Ozzies here so invested in brexit happening?

He wants to murder people

sorry, here use this. Best of luck la

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Why doesn't Paine encourage his bowlers, especially Lyon, even more?

For me its being retired and umpiring with a pint of ale in the middle

Honestly hate it when my cut shot plays too far in front of square.

This is pissing me off desu

Because we're still a part of the commonwealth and it reflects poorly on all of us to see you humiliated in this way.

Having a beer AND watching the cricket

problem?

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>Test
Bumrah>starc>rabada>Archer>Boult>Amir
>ODIs
Starc>bumrah>Amir>rabada>Boult>archer
>T20
Haven't seen much T20 so can't rank them

The Haz le wood cummins combo suggests to me that jimmy neesham is pulling the strings

If you're earning a GP salary in a comfy provincial village, the drinks should probably be on you desu

Get more on your back foot

id really really like to be a gp

>Boo-urns

noooo

>Root passed 50
>Roy coming in
Collapse imminent

that was coming 2bh

BURNS GONE FUCK OFF

OH NONONONONONONOONNONOONONO POOOOOLAPSE POOOOOLAPSE GRIMGLAND BTFO

GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA

Fuck off you weird looking bad haircut FUCK. Honeslty the most disgusting batsman to watch with that retarded head position.

Archer has only played one full test

lole

HA HA TIME FOR >POOY

>partnership barely reaches 150

pfffthhhahah pathetic

Fuck's sake, we'll be six down before we get to 200 now

fuck me finally

Burns is a complete and utter fraud, needs to be dropped for the next test

Is Jason Roy related to Roy from the IT Crowd?

why? It sounds like a shit job

>Roy
literally free wicket

glad that deano scumbag root is out

Pre-emptive congratulations to the Ozzies on getting the wicket of Roy.

Gotim yes stick that up your arse Rory Burns

can't believe the english openers can't even make a century

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haha, time for

>pooy

fuck off who would you put in

our openers can't even make 20 runs

Daryl Mitchell

>Deano B in charge of actually watching the match

I was being ironic mate.

The fucking state

My GP is about 70, he plays golf as often as he can. He's alright, I like how he reads his patient notes out loud to me as he types them into the computer as if he's checking with me that the grammatical structure is correct.

remember with the nightwatchman in last night, we're effectively just 2 wickets down

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Is Joe Poot related to Imogen Poots?

our lower order wickets are more valuable than the top order, we are essentially 4 wickets down.

Remeber Roy is playing so you are effectively 3 down

careful you might catch AIDS from it

Yes, they're 3rd cousins

awesome because irony really comes across in text form, you DUMB CUNT.

remember with Roy out in the middle, you're effectively 3 wickets down

No. He's a Poot. Imogen is a Poots.

Roy 2 (19)
b Cummins c Warner

Roy 3 (14)
b Warner

>we will never see roy score a test 100 in 40 balls and start dabbing all over the pozzies

Thought it would have been pretty blaringly obvious that 86 is a decent score and anyone making fun of it probably isn't being genuine, especially when the openers who belong to the team of their flag have struggled to get into the double digits all series

Roy 6 (132)

b Paine

is Joe Poot related to Malik 'Poot' Carr from The Wire?

the thinking man's innings.

>going with blaringly rather than blatantly

Grim & Dire™

Yes, Poot is Malik's mother's maiden name

tipping a streaky roy 50 to keep his place in the squad for the next series

bell-esque

Lads why is Jason Roy such a brainless cretin

doesn't Roy bat in the middle order for his county?

Roy 12 (13)
Ht wkt

whenever Roy is mentioned I remember Andrew Symonds

Me

Roy doesn't play for a County team mate, he got dropped.

fucking hell just let smith bowl already

Rory 1 (600)

Draw, Aussies BTFO

english hands typed this post

GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF

Can’t believe Burns got out
Such a great ugly English bat, wanted him to hit a 230 (699)

Thoughts on this cunt trying to scare people away from watching our sport?

whenever Andrew Symonds is mentioned I remember a streaker getting DROPPED

Andrew "monkey" Symonds

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>bitter seething kiwi gimmick

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I can't imagine what could have happened in the sport of cricket to make him turn like that

The ironing

Kiwis are a little sensitive about the ol' cricket these days.

For me, its btfoing frogs on /his/ and germs on /int/. I am literally the master of it.

had a bit too much of a winge about that tbph

bit racist there mate

I thought he was made of harder stuff too

soooo .rumour has it that blabla is an /o/ resident these days

just play your natural game, Roy

Whenever Andrew Symonds is mentioned I remember the monstrous treatment of indigenous Australians by the perfidious *nglo.

agree, especially so when he'd paint all that white zinc cream around his lips

HAZLEGOOD HAZLEGOOD HAZLEGOOD HAZLEGOOD HAZLEGOOD HAZLEGOOD HAZLEGOOD HAZLEGOOD HAZLEGOOD

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Whenever Andrew Symonds is mentioned I remember the amount of non whites that inhabit England

GONE GOT EM
FUCK OFF

SHOT

This is gay

what's your problem with the Irish?

>le 50 and out man

LE 50 AND OUT MAN STRIKES AGAIN

fuck off coward

LE 50 AND OUT MAN

ON YA BIKE CUNT

Fucking hell

who /tamworth/ here

nice to have 50 and out root back.

was beginning to think we'd never see him again, would like, actually quite a good batsman root, back though.

>le 70s and out man

at least it's a mild improvement

>le 50 and out man
Never disappoints

>poot

Can we start talking about ROOT's conversion rate? (again)

...actually why did that conversation ever stop?

Poot

>two new batsman

good job, Root

just realised my tms stream is about 2 minutes behind this thread

286 all out

tbf the half century and out meme was about his conversion rate not the actual score, he always gets out in 60-80s, it isn't particular to the 50s

LADS THE WALKING WICKET TOUCHED SIR BEN STOKES WTF

literally had nightmares about Stokes desu lads

roy is itching to edge one to the slips

And so it begins

ogre

Why is the coward Joe Root so predictable as a player and man?

stopped because his 0 to 50 conversion rate went down the pan

Honestly I don't think this England team deserves to win this series but it pisses me off that it'll mean stokes won't win SPOTY and some paraplegic bint will instead.

He started getting ducks instead of 50s

Oh... right..... well that makes sense.

Genuinely surprised Root didn't review that

Bowl it at the ranga homophobe's neck

need Stokes and Leach to bat all day tomorrow to give us a chance at a draw

Poo Poot: England's Great Shame™

he's winning, don't worry

Shot yeah

Erm, google is telling me that England still have a 2% chance to win the game.

I think I'll listen to the experts who work at a global conglomerate than some shut in Aussie cunts and a few brown skinned idiots.

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How much England need to avoid follow on batting

bit dark out there bros

BOWLING GAZZA

Can't believe Pozzie are actually in control of this game. Just imagine if England lost a match like the last one in Australia. They'd get smashed in the next test by an innings.

muscular and elite 2 (58) from stokes to close out the day

Really wouldn’t mind playing my natural game all over Jason Roy’s face tbqh, wouldn’t enjoy it but neither would he and that’s all that matters

I'm not an idiot

nice grab that, root would have claimed it

Seriously though, how do you miss a straight one on to your pads when you're on 71?

I'll admit, I nearly bet the farm on England winning the series after the last test.

Stokes will win purely because of the WC. But who cares anyway about the BBC's shitty fucking popularity contest ballbag award.

What's everyone drinking to witness this collapse?

gulden draak 9000 here

how in the fuck did this englel team manage to win the cricket world cup

We beat them by the skin of our teeth when their best batsman wasn't playing. What did you expect?

slint-spinderland on the cards while i make my through my 4 pack of cobra from co-op

They were right about the Ireland test, the cunts

Good afternoon David, hello everyone.
A spot of white wine.

How many runs do England need to avoid batting again

our natural game works better with the white ball

Divine intervention.

was doing a poo lads

memes

Wouldn't mind seeing some wide sucker balls, reckon either of these muppets would go for it.

I'd expect them to be mentally cooked and btfo like England would be.

Haven't had a solid poo since I arrived here

this tbqh
bring Starc on to do that unintentionally while trying to bowl line and length

can't drink white myself, love a rioja though

Well done.
Finally housebroken.

Another 115

My thoughts exactly.

Love both myself but a bit warm for a red right now.

>Jason 'literally not a test class batsman' Roy into double figures.
Is it all over for the overrated bowling attack of Semenings, Hazleshit, Mitch Shit and Nathan 'Shit' Lyon?

captains enforcing the follow on is old fashioned, a quick 150-200 odd is preferred nowadays

avoiding the follow on would be a moral victory 2bh.

who is that little red head batter

give him a fucking run instead of roy

winning this test and the series would be a moral victory tbphsgehlads

evening lads, evening ladies

Gonna be honest lads, I'm a bit pessimistic about the Sauce's chances tonight. New Zealand have taken Rutherford from us so we don't have any overseas players, and our batting is looking very thin. Hoping for another Cox/Barnard masterclass but we've got to be classed as the underdogs here

Evening Paki lad

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>roy nearing 20
This kills the Aussie

Warne dropping truthies about this shit field

>Warnie shredding Pooaines captaincy

Stop warnie! He's already dead....

Afternoon mate

oi lads. what drug makes you keep touching/caressing someones face.

fill your boots before the new ball, Roy

Bancroft on as a sub, the balls about the start swinging violently lads

Been a vegetarian for two whole weeks now lads.

Don't really miss it tbhwyfam except for on Sunday dinner.

Meth

Most of them matie

Why does warne love saying gully. Shut up

ollie pope in
gayson roy out

how the hell did Australia manage to lose to a team they bowled out for 67?

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I would go veggie but stocks and animal fats are integral to good cooking

>Huw: "This field setting is far too conservative. Tim Paine's captaincy is cowardly"

fuck sake. why do i always end up hooking up with ice addicts...

Too much stump shouting and can't cheat anymore

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f

S

F

The low IQ coach and captain couldn't fathom that pitches usually flatten out BEFORE they deteriorate and therefore it would NOT be a wise game plan to give it a whack, throw your remaining wickets away, and let England begin their second "redemption" innings in perfect batting conditions on a sunny day 3 morning wicket.

Warne is still seething that he wasnt made faptain himself, so he is hyper critical of every australian captain

Also fixed a typo where i wrote faptain instead of captain lads

I reckon most people take ice these days

The conditions lined up perfectly for England to do it if you're asking for an actual answer.

you now remember Joe Denly

Warne had complete control over punter - he gave him his nickname, he gave him his test victories, he even gave him his wife.

not me!

i remembered keaton jennings the other day, kind of wish i hadn't.

Gower got the news reader voice all wrong there. Sounded a bit too chirpy instead of sombre.

Didnt actually fix the typo lads

you now remember ollie pope

might move to england. the women over there dont seem to mind shacking up with and having kids with neets.

If James Hildreth was in this middle-order Australia wouldn't stand a bloody chance

this, surprised he went with 'died' instead of 'passed away'

think root is about to declare

Hot take: Warne actually would NOT have made a good test captain.
His ego is way too fragile and he doesn't have the personal skills to effectively keep a team in check for the 80% of days a year where they aren't playing test cricket.

This
The "Warnie was robbed of captaincy" meme is an absolute reddit/Fox Sports Facebook page tier opinion.

What does it actually mean to "time" the ball?

watching owen benjamin livestream instead of this dire display of cricket

imagine letting roy score more than 20 in a test match

>Sri Lanka's Lasith Malinga became the first player to take four wickets in four balls twice in international cricket as Sri Lanka beat New Zealand.

Especially when the captain was a selector in those days. Hed only hever pick the blokes he was mates with

Have you literally never played cricket or any bat and ball sport?

>pooy

As a batsman, you time how long the ball takes to get to you before you hit it.

>GAYSON POOY

yep there he goes

Yeah that was the word. Sound more "fancy that, he's dead" than anything else. Needs to watch The Trip for some lessons.

>the actor and comedian Steve Coogan...

Nice blog user

Is the argument that he should've been captain ahead of Ponting?

Momentum is a finicky thing bro and it requires timing.

Hate the phrase passed away
Horrible americanism

FUCK OFF

Most satisfying way to dismiss someone

These days it just simply means to invest time finding the best bat possible

fuck off forever gayson pooy

What a fucking ball

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Why didn't he hit it? Don't understand this tactic one bit

Anyone surprised by that wicket?
Anyone?

Got a nice steak and ale pie on the go lads when dad gets home from work he's gonna be well pleased

here folk say passed on, or died.

ENTER: OLLIE POPE
*crowd goes wild*

*women throw their bras and panties on the field in appreciation of an actual man out there playing for england*

probably should have just gone for;

>you remember that paki leg spinner? yeah, he's snuffed the lid.

would have got the job done.

Roy has passed away

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hate the way news articles use 'x dies' as opposed to the correct 'x has died'

sack the selectors desu

Is meme slogging, dare I say it, fucking pointless?

Full stump out of the ground?

Roy should kill himself tbf

for me? it's leave before your Dad arrives

Le worried ginger man better not fuck this up

Prefer a swift bullet to the head.

why do they need 102 to avoid follow on? how does that work

>Need 102 to avoid the follow on

Dire

The commonly spouted argument by entry-level casuals in Australia is that Warne would've/should've been captain, but they went with Ponting instead because of Warne's off-field shenanigans and because they saw Ponting as being more media-friendly and presentable.
IMO things worked out exactly as they should have. Ponting to do all the media shit and personal behind-the-scenes captaincy shit, Warne acting as backseat captain in terms of tactics and field settings.

Love Bairstow's little ginger face. Seems like the sort of bloke you could go for a real ale with

nah that was a pretty nasty delivery.

>but...but surely he'll play better if he slogs in at #4

102 TO GO LADS
WE CAN DO THIS

could've parked a bus between pooy's bat and pad

IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING HOME

>muh gloves

That is one rare flag to be posting in /cric/. You an aussie abroad?

Bairstow 5 (15)
lbw b Lyon

Listening to punters commentary, you can tell how much more he knows about the game than anyone else.

>pisstow

going for my 5th coom of the day lads

activate team ginger

Yeah la, was at day 1 as well.

Based cumbrain

all Root's fault again desu

Can't fucking believe Roy wasn't dropped before this match. England have been given a second chance in the series and they've blown it.

Will England avoid the follow-on?

He was severely underrated as a captain by Australians during his career.
Everyone loved to claim the team's success was solely down to the individual talent of some of its players, and that any monkey could have captained just as well.
Paine's shit captaincy really shows how bad captains can actually be.

Imagine being bowled middle stump

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youtube.com/watch?v=su_fep2iARQ

absolutely based tune

Does Warne have a personal issue with Tasmanian captains?

Imagine how shit England are in the timeline where Stokes decides to play for Poo Peeland

C O O M E D & R O O T E D

The good news is that englel still have buttler coming in at 8

Quite frustrating having a bigger brain than the cricketing authorities innnit?

youtube.com/watch?v=80PZgqXa7Gs

another absolutely based tune

People have an issue with Tasmanians in general

Bit dark. Not safe to play on desu

Warne has a personal issue with anything that might dilute his bloated ego.

>Team news in

Who's your money on lads? Friendly replies only pls

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The standard argument against it is "Who else is available?" but in the case of Roy the answer is almost literally anyone

I imagine it if Courtney Walsh got me, I'd smile

that's stumps lads

YES NATH RIGHT UP MY SHITTER PAL

never forgetti

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>keep falling asleep
>we lose a wicket whenever I do
>same thing happened last night with Denly being out
Honestly need to stay awake for Queen and Country

Knowing the ECB it's probably more that Roy's mates with the right people, rather than they actually thought he merited a place in the team.

lads
im cooming

Warne is very petty when it comes to his working relationships.

Mate I remember watching one of the quicks bowling, then warnie ran up to punter, put his arm around his shoulder and gave him the orders, then next thing you know punters out and about giving signals and making changes to the field.

the frosted tips is a bit of a redflag desu

Coom it into your pubes before you go to sleep.

People didn't warm to him for some reason. I dont know if it was because of the bouncer thing or if it was because people didnt think he was gritty enough

must have had a great snooze during the sri lankan v nz t20

>England start doing bad
>Get taken off immediately

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what happened to day/night tests?

>scheduled end of play 7:30pm
>sunset in manchester 7:45pm

who fucking thought this was going to work.

sibley is literally being robbed of a place in the side, get denly back down to 4 or 3 if they want root in his best position at 4

>having pubes

Which is exactly how Warne should've been used in terms of leadership.
Knows his tactics, gives his 2 cents to the captain who then takes his advice.

If roles were reversed and it was Warne captaining and Punter (or anyone else that wasn't his mate) came up to him and told him what fields to set, he'd take it personally and hold a grudge for years.

>Not having pubes

Based ounter throwing warnie a bone

What's the point in having floodlights if they don't provide ample lighting?

>it's alright when Australia is batting

need a lot of that Manc rain to save us

>Daryl Mitchell batting 7
I know about his meme 50mph seamers but why bother batting him that low

not sure playing test cricket in september is a good idea

Cheatland strikes again

enjoy your lice and groinstink

He's really mellowed out since he retired, but people seem to forget just how much of an egotistical cunt Warne was.

Well I can't argue with that, seemed to work well.

Look out, Stokes is about to drop a shitpost in here

Business Idea: swap to a white ball when the light becomes too dim for the red ball

He's genuinely in the team for his bowling now, can't bat for shit in this format (or in the county game this year, for that matter). Might be worth trying to prop up the top of the order and try to have him go at a run a ball, but he deserves his place as a bowler. Normally our most economical

Remember how dark it was when Australia were batting at Lords and Headingly? Yeah I'm thinking England can get fucked.

>hes mellowed out
He was going nuts pregame last ashes in england when they picked sids in a dead rubber over cummins and siddle ended up taking 6 fa

On the fifth day at the Oval, the sun will set at 7.14pm. Gonna be fun.

It's the red ball, it's very difficult to see under regular lights. Under fluorescent lights it's ok, something about whether it's iridescent or incandescent and whichever one the sun is.

REEEEEEEEEEEE

Fucking this

>rewarding england for having meme sloggers in our team

no

be a good decision to bring these guys off

Sussex

It'll be bad light about 40 minutes before sunset

>Reece Toplel

youtube.com/watch?v=lKuc3faQAEs

Fuck off an never post in /cric/ again you debt-ridden fraud

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what are you supposed to want for ireland if you are both northern irish and gay irish? are you supposed to want a united ireland republic or what?

Glad our brave boys are out of harm's way. Couldn't even make out who was bowling by the end there.

>Go on holiday to Greece
>Still shitposting on /cric/

What wizardry does Yea Forums have over us all bros

Lads.....

Apple pie or apple crumble ???

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When English people talk about "public school boys who took it in the arse at Eton", they mean an Alastair Cook sort of vibe to a person

for me, it's pie.

Business idea: night vision goggles for test matches

>yeah I was on the fence about *current issue* but this sticky tape holding on the lid of my takeaway really made me realise how naive I was being.

crumble, apple pie is yank shite

Crumble

im going to Greece next week and im 100% still going to shitpost when im bored

there's literally no such thing as northern irish, gay irish either move to dublin or belfast or, better still, fuck off overseas

Crumble obviously

crumble with lots of cinnamon

If nation comes first, crumble
If tastebuds comes first, pie

We're having a bowl first lads, backing Sussex to make 178-5 off their 20, and for us to fall short by about 22 runs and 8 wickets down

The absolute state of light in England

northern ireland exists though

Ah yes the green ball tests. How the game was meant to be played.
Gotta use that free movement whilst you can. Could be erasmus or just an immigrant.

crumble

These wogs eat really late, so im having a beer and waiting for the cricky to finish then getting dinner

>not shitposting everywhere you go

youtube.com/watch?v=sMRHo7jDgyA

any /snailmail/ man in

love a crumble

strudel

yes, but only in an administrative sense. People are either Irish or British or both.

Looks like it has just finished...

>A challenger appears

good old Sussex by the sea

>Opening the bowling with a spinner

Reminder that I was the first person in the history of Worcestershire to do this, back in the junior leagues in the early 00s

Try some Souvlaki Kotopoulou mate, it's the good shit

so what are you if you were born in omagh?

Gotta go with Carey here also
>Moeen ali lol

An Omagh Bummer

At the current run rate Sussex would only make 60 runs from there 20 overs, and I think we'd be able to chase that down

irish or british?

youtube.com/watch?v=_g19fCJotPc

fucking based

Yeah either him or Wright are the ones I'm most scared of desu. Need Mitchell's dibbly-dobblers to remove them, else we're in trouble

What does a World War have in common with a cricket world cup?
England have got to cheat to win either

>i don't know who this guy is but he looks like he's made of cheese

Me right now 2bh

How would one watch this outside of engeland

Irish, unless you're not by your own admission.
We also call anyone from Ulster (including the counties within the Republic) Nordies. So you'd be a Nordie, and an Irishman unless you don't want to call yourself Irish then you can call yourself British although you'd still be Irish.

Didnt think german incompetence was cheating m8

Just had an actual look at our XI, and we've opted for 7 bowlers, including 3 bowlers who have been dispatched in every T20 game they've played (Morris, Pennington, Leach). Very strange selection from the fraud Alex Gidman desu, bring back Bumpy Rhodes

seems like a lot of fuss over a small cold island everyone left 200 years ago

Thanks lads, obviously the right answer is crumble and custard (no ice cream faggots here)

sort yourself out bro

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British. Britain invented gay and exported it to their Overseas territories.

Not sure, cricfree.sc might have a stream?

not too sure about this one desu m8

so let me get this straight. if you are from 'northern ireland' and someone asks you where you or your family is from, you are supposed to say irish, not northern irish?

Cold custard for me, hot custard is not the one

Who does this your inbred sisterfucking compatriots in county down?

greeks invented gay

No no no. Back when I was a kid I used to ask the dinner lady for the skin but I can't imagine doing that now. Haven't custard in so long...

watching this sussex game is getting my excited for the bbl

Thought it was the turks 2bh

Who are you supporting mate?

I live in Dublin. Everyone is a west Brit. The North city love the Brits. South Dublin are a bit more Irish.

You'll think this is a larp because it's supposed to be the other way , but see how many Liverpool and man utd tops you see North side compared to South. If you love a premier league team you are West Brit

same shit just a different smell

>No Guptill
>No Rutherford
>No Ferguson
>No Parnell

Gonna be a struggle desu lads

I'd just give Northern Ireland back to Ireland if I could.

hobart hurricanes

SEETHING Barca fag

gotta dodge his headbutts though

I meant in the Sussex vs Worcestershire game you silly sausage

answer this

For me its, Hurling > gaelic football

Mate I'm a Brit in Andalusia

rhubarb crumble

Best combo is Stokes and bairstow because both are the only alpha Chad's in the team.

Why can’t england just not give their wickets away ffs anyway
Can’t wait for Sussex my home county of all my years to cream poostershire

Exactly the sort of thing a seething Barca fag would say

Dublin doesn't want it lmao. Not only is Norn poor as shit nowadays, but the Troubles would certainly kick off again if the Loyalists were brought into the republic against their will. Would be a nightmare for the Republic.

It's your problem now lel

sussex because they dont have moeen ali

Is there a better bowler on the international T20 circuit right now than big bad Pat Brown?

For me it's Basque

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>apple pie is yank
It's not. It was brought to America from here and your place.

Fucking fraud Charlie Morris has just dropped the T20 blast

Fuck off and never post in /cric/ again

why are muslims so sensitive

for me it's sussex

Yeah I get the impression they have to say they want it but know it would harm them economically. Frankly I feel that no one in the UK really gives that much of a shit or even knows that much about Northern Ireland so they might as well have it. Perhaps they'll end up unwanted by all as even the patriotic Brexiteers aren't that keen if keeping it means a lesser form of Brexit.

Who's not British to you? People living in clay bungalows with straw roofs speaking Irish before electricity? Are you actually from the sticks like kildare or kerry?

>If you love a premier league team you are West Brit
If you are Irish you are a West Brit, as Ireland is in fact West Britain. You were ruled from London far longer than this brief period of quasi independence

Worstershire, more like wusstershire LMAO

based white supremacist

Allah (pbuh) wills it

Used to think you were alright but now I don't think you're alright

surprised that i am the only pozzie left in this dire thread
would have thought goosey or street shitter pozzie would have still been here watching this trash on a stream with me

>If you love a premier league team you are West Brit
says you

goosie died of a heart attack years ago the fat cunt

Im here m8

thats what he wants you to think so he could escape from his dead gimmick. he and convict and all the other fags like blanktrip and tgck still post here. you can smell their posts a mile away.

Let's be real lads the only real Irish left are in Boston and New York

Try telling that to these bog-brain Murphy's, you'd have more chance of getting a blowjob from The Pope

>Jew york

Doubt.exe

So predictable, these fraud pace bowlers are costing us the game yet again. Why oh why do we pretend we're anything other than a county of highly-skilled dibbly-dobblers

theres no irish in new york you clown

sure there is

terror threat increased

I've seen Gangs of New York mate, don't question my historical prowess

just took a huge jason roy lads

Yes mate, you say your family is from Ireland if you like because they are it's true.

Inshallah Moeen pbuh let's have a wicket

you dont see them like you do in boston. boston "irish" literally think they are irish. they stick out like a sore thumb.

I've got cousins in New York, they're Irish, well, they're Irish but American if y'know what I mean.

yeah. they are gay but only bottom for freed slaves.

feel like every single time I watch the t20 blast both teams wear the exact same colour combination

Now prepare for a masterclass in dibbling and dobbling

my family tree is crazy. descended from an actual convict from gay ireland. and the other side of the family were bankers from england/scotland and county tyrone and helped buld this country.
no wonder i am such a mess. feel like a gay drunkard but also upper class.

Apart from the first ball

>they're Irish, well, they're Irish but American
They are American then. Do they hold Irish citizenship? Have Irish passports? Were they born in Ireland?

DOBBLED

This is from Ireland, all of Ireland, to the world.
youtu.be/8aH3H1auHcA

>Ethnicity is based on legal status
Based fucking retard

>irish
>ethnicity

if you can't speak Irish you're not Irish simple as

gay shit

What else is it based on and why? It's a social construct

it's sebbesity on his proxy, don't (you) him

Yeah I bet you think that about Polar bears and breeds of dog as well don't you mate

if you have a small dick you are likely irish

pist a new.alrwsdy.
gotta Cracka offa post

damn you were right

If either of your parents is Irish then you are too. That's legally but they changed it, used to be if you could prove one ancestor was Irish then you're Irish, and that's still how a lot of folk feel about it. You've to be aware that we think a lot of folk that left Ireland for America, and Australia, and everywhere else where either forced against their will or virtually had to leave due to circumstance.
Personally my view is that if you're Australian and you've one Irish convict ancestor you're still Irish, for example.

No mate he was wrong.

heyo sebbyo

Explains why there's a lot of brown and black lads being Irish because of their Irish mother.

BAKING

thread just started smelling like human shit and dry crusty semen

i dont

>Removes both of your openers with dibbly-dobbling jaffers

Heh, nothing personnel Sussex

...

take a shower already la wew

Irish passport is on its way

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if one of your grandparents is Irish you're also Irish.. just have to register on the foreign births register

very generous laws. I have a Northern Irish grandfather and want to claim my irish/EU passport because of it but both my grandfather/mother think Ireland/EU is a joke and don't understand why I'd want it, and are resistant to providing me with the info necessary

Who's this?

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