/heem/: PJ Benn Edition

Bader is gonna get Cup Cheicked and shadowrealmed tomorrow

>ufc 242, round 5 of the main event is over, khabib has spent the last 25 minutes holding dustin down
>Confident in the judge's scorecards, he graciously jumps up to the top of the cage, the entire crowd is cheering and singing allah's praises for such a beautiful performance
>he saila into the crowd and begins being thrown into the air by oil barons, crowd surfing around the arena
>bruce buffer begins to make the announcement without him, the show must go on
>>The judges score this contest... 50-35 for winner by unanimous decision..
>Khabib can't help but swell with pride, it was easy work
>>and NEW LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD... DUSSSSHMEEEEDDDDD "ALLAH" POIRAMAJADAHAJIAZERBANANA!
>At that very moment Khabib is thrown high enough to see into the cage
>Dusallah "the Diamond Baron" Poirmohammad is taking a fat style saudi sheikh shite down the throat of a headless body
>Kumar is vaulted high once more, he sees joe rogan laughing as a replay of dusala'ah-din beheading him plays on the big screen
>The kuffar goes up for a final time, Dusultan has kumar's beloved wife! He begins a speech
>>YA KNOW, I DIDN'T EVEN WANT THIS UGLY BITCH FOR REAL, BUT IT'D BE A BIGGER INSULT TO MY WIFE TO NOT RAPE THIS BITCH AT LEAST A FEW TIMES. I MEAN, WHAT WOULD IT SAY ABOUT ME AS A MAN IF I DIDN'T CONQUER THESE INFIDELS?
>Kumar's disembodied head is forgotten about, along with his padded record, as it rolls down an endless staircase, only to be stopped short by a boot on the forehead
>It's tony ferguson
>"Tony! I'm sorry for ducking you! Save me, PLEASE!" cries Kumar
>Tony just chuckles, Dustin already has
>With that, he stomps Khabib's skull in half, ending his pathetic life

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Khabib is undefeated.

Khabib will leave the cage tomorrow undefeated.

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real thread

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lost to tibau

fuck off retard

>Khabib goes for the take down and gets it!
>he's going for a rear naked choke
>HE GETS IT
>THERES THE TAP!!!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN STILL UNDISPUTED UNDEFEATED LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION KHABIB THE EAGLE NURMAGOMEDOV NOW 28-0

KHABIB HOW DOES IT FEEL HAVING HUMILIATED DUSTBIN LIKE THAT?

I DONT CARE ABOUT THIS GUYS DUSTIN, TONY I WILL SMESH YOU!

based

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30-27.

Seethe.

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>lost the story to Tibau
>lost the story to Conor
>lost the 3rd round to Conor

>undefeated
nope.

>Saturday night

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Didn't know your mother is a camel.

>

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Khabib will be humble in defeat. Dustin will shake his hand and then take a fat saudi sheikh shit down his throat.

these baits are getting worse and worse, it's really sad

I'm afraid that's not an argument.

>why yes, i love khakhold

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Show the full page bitch

Canshit Spermasucksmenoff

The meltdown tomorrow will be hilarious, khabib time.

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>khabibbbby

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>SMASH
maul, MAUL

Where is modern day Alania located?

Dustbin "the 2$ trinket" pooirier will suffer a defeat via submission in the 4th round, he will retire after this humiliation and be forgotten.

>WOOAHHH HE MAULS PEOPLE

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OH NO NO NO this is the guy supposed to stop khabib?

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>NOOOOOOOO! DUSTIN STOLE HIS UNDEFEATED PADDED RECORD HOW COULD THIS BE HAPPENING

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That's the only part of the page that matters, bitch.

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Just got off the phone with Dana, seems like Dustin popped for modafinil. They're flying me tonight to Arabia, they're announcing it tomorrow. Keep your eyes for a natural 185er from parts unknown, when I win I'll call out lithcuck.

One day you may...

Now that i think about it Max would TKO Tony as well

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AAAAHHHHH KHABIB GET OFF MY LEG!!

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>Khabib!!!!

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redpill me on muslims in mma

Oh look, its Khabib's only ground and pound TKO in the UFC and it was against a part time semi-pro regional can.
>le best grappler in the sport!
My sides!

>BUT HE WRESTLED BEARS

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Belal will defeat takashi
Zubairia will defeat the nigger
Islam will defeat the brazilian can
Khabib will maul dustbin

muslims will win overall

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Dropkick Murphys walkout is epic tier

>b-but he didn't finish h-him!
Is that what you're going to say when Khachad wrestlefucks Poony "El Duckuy" Cuckerson into a fatigue induced coma?

Looks like Colby and Kelvin put together

lmao khabib always takes a round off cause he's a cutbaby, face it, pajeet.

Unfortunately the Tony fight will never happen as Khabib will be beaten to a bloody pulp by Dustin and will proceed to retire to a quiet life of goatfucking and child molesting, as is tradition in the Islamic faith.

A product of Soviet-style sports programs in Dagestan

oh yeah and ottman the maghrebi bull will defeat teemu

way she goes

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Hey, Jordania, look that way for a second...

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What the fuck is wrong with Colby? Why can't he just sign the contract and destroy this nerd-virgin-animal Marty Fakenewsman? Is Dana lowballing him that hard?

Poony has only gone once beyond rd3 in his UFC career and it was in a fight that had zero wrestling. Khabib's cardio is proven to be elite, Poony has never been in a wrestling heavy 5rd fight. Poony's cardio is untested. Kahbib will make Poony tired and then will make him tap along with his overrated dogshit groundgame.

Dana himself said that Poony is next, unless he ducks Khabib third time in a row.

how many bongs till the event?

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>Khabib's cardio is proven to be elite

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Canby knows he has no chance against Kamaruchad, that's why he's demanding good pay for this fight, because he will never hold that belt and will never get to fight for the big money otherwise.

based

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oh you mean fakeanotherinjuryrealquickman? that retard is going to get stripped lmao

BASED
Oust those reddit motherfuckers

UFC is already planning on making an alternative title defense for Usman. Colby can go choke on his maga hat.

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what r y'all going to do when dern starts lactating in the ring

best thread on Yea Forums right now

>Where you at McNuggets?

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Cant win
Wants diaz or masvidal
Doesnt think they'll fire him
Possibly wrong
Might think he can make more doing a meme boxing fight if fired

buy her used fight gear

28-0 tomorrow inshallah

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based

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I dont care for bj penn. Him getting heemed was only funny for the 10 seconds i watched the video.

god imagine rubbing her face

21 bongs and 12 bings til early prelims and 25 bongs til main card

which website are you using to watch the fight?

I don't understand how using a religious/cultural symbol strictly for a single day in an act of activism isn't seen as offensive. Literally using your culture for social media brownie points lmao

>Wrestlers? I beat the best already
>Jim
>Miller

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vocaroo.com/i/s1xVHH9bN4wx
archive.org/details/Hallili_201807/انا جنوبي.mp3
soundcloud.com/abdullah-ulucay-766593371/sets/nasheed

youtu.be/ha3PgrL9Wt8?t=1
youtu.be/Z8ktPGGNiHI?t=9
youtu.be/3k7ixOk-ARA?t=1
youtu.be/y_1YOoZdaLI?t=1
youtu.be/kWzQPXuyvF8?t=1
youtu.be/4NyznCWaQVI?t=2
youtu.be/90XyUlWun9Q
youtu.be/pMfTKK-OFjg?t=1
youtu.be/o1SXDomAEvk?t=1
youtu.be/lEVaupMIbGo?t=1

Khabib is a cardiolet

illegalufcstream.com

You are a brainlet

cope

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His wife must be jelly.

Opinion on the size of Max Holloway's dick?

what do you think mini khabib's vagina looks like

grune party member?

a gateway to the nether realm

canbum is going to get flushed tomorrow
screencap this

I can smell a rat

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>canbum
who?

youtube.com/watch?v=us2mjgHErpY

tony going in with no lube

Why are you linking the video retard? only newfags haven't watched it already

Reminder that this is Dustin's SEVENTH (7th) Five (5) round fight and that he has been to the championship rounds with three (3) fighters who are ranked Number 5, Number 6, and CHAMPION in their divisions.

Khabib has had TWO (2) five round fights against a ONE DAY NOTICE Al Iaquinta and a McGregor who had been out of the sport for two years.

Neck yourself khabibi cucks Dustin will put the hands on him Inshallah 28-1

>28-1
based retard just keeps embarrassing himself, cant wait to shit on you tomorrow.

Fake news man ducking our boy

I this the Brazilian user with a bunch of girlfriends?

the "german" khabieber

People still say Dustin doesn't deserve a title shot

Feels good knowing your boy can't lose

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he's based

watch.espnplus.com/sports/

No it's not. It's gotta be that Brazilian user with the thick gf

Sorry I messed up the padded ass record of your idol whom you worship as a god and who doesnt even know that you exist. I'm sure 28-1 is actually accurate tho as he probably beat some russian unibrow can in a shitty pankration tournament hosted in a children's gymnasium and it was never added to his record along with the other garbage semi-pro Cankration wins he had added to his porfessional record to pad it even more

Seething

Seethe some more, i love it, khabib will shut you down tomorrow and flush dustbin.

fucking loser

I didn't know khabib was donald trump!

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AAAAHHHHHH PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO HEEM PEOPLE AS A MANLET, I HATE BEING DISRESPECTED I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Dustin has beaten heaps of wrestlers and Khabib will be just another wrestler

Notable wrestling victories over Jim Miller and Jim Miller and also Jim Miller

What is your goal riding kebab's dick so hard? He's never gonna notice you when you spend all of your free time shilling for him on a Burmese dick-pic sharing forum

but you know I'm right and that's why all you can say is "fucking loser"

solar plexus

Don't forget D1 all American Justin Gaethje

Im a khabib fan, loved him in last fight, but I have a feeling this is going to be a humbling experience. Its just a karmic perfect storm. Everyone is going Islam Islam, muslims muslims, abu dhabi, we the best blah blah blah, Allah hates that, hes gonna make you humble because hes attention whore and your focusing on khabib too much, get rekt tomorrow. Also Emirati assholes paid them off so that Dustin wins.

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Seethe, you better not hide tomorrow.

can say the same for anyone hating on khabib or sucking mcnuggets balls 24/7.

or what

Nice gif faggot, now post the entire fight.

Kek you're the biggest cope of /heem/ can't wait for you to never post again once your boy loses. It's the year of the upsets. Kebab is next

If khabib loses (that will never happen) it will only make him better, he will immediately get a rematch, as his first loss UFC will give him a chance to avenge it.

It's gonna be satisfying seeing Jordanfag disappear from /heem/ almost instantly after his homosexual man crush gets embarrassed in front of his own fans

If any of you are fat, even slightly overweight, leave /heem/ now.

and when he wins AGAIN, you'll be back to your petty insults.

Someone should tell khabib about benefits of circumcision or how quran has multiple variants and about carbon dating of saana manuscripts. I bet he would be much better if he realized how much time hes wasting on BS religion and went full soviet style all out sport training in mountains.

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CONOR WINS THE REMATCH
CONOR WINS THE REMATCH
CONOR WINS THE REMATCH
CONOR WINS THE REMATCH
CONOR WINS THE REMATCH
CONOR WINS THE REMATCH

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youtu.be/FWdFnyAbk1M?t=4
;)

back to /fit/ faggot

Based islamic croat

If you dont wrestle you arent a wrestler

Its like saying youre a southpaw fighter and fighting orthodox

dont post here anymore kid

I'm glad you wont disappear when khabib wins, i'll enjoy watching you cope and seethe, khabib haters will be on suicide watch tomorrow.

Dont forget tomorrow to watch the milk machine

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But of course
Everyone will lose at some point especially when you face top 5 ufc fighters. He won't stay undefeated and he could very well lose tomorrow.

she has a beautiful body

For me its dustin al poirerallahi

looks like my ex

why do I find women with big noses so attractive

Inb4 the obvious euro "banter"

New record for fastest fight, flying knee, big bad wrestler goes down. Diamond struts as Muslims world wide question their made up shit. ISIS declares, wer done, this is all bullshit, god is gay. Dustin Diamond ends world on terror with one knee to the face and few bonus headshots.

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>Khabib is really dominant
>Coincidentally, cazzies now love him after he beat Conor
>Since cazzies love him, real fight fans are using backwards logic to convince themselves that Dustin can beat Khabib
>In reality, there is only one fighter who can defeat the Dagestani
Champ Shit Only

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wrong, he'll retire with a perfect record after win number 30.

>everyone falling for the "jordanian" bait
Yikes

heeminder i claimed her as soon as she was signed, back the fuck off

Looking forward to Sperguson vs Pooirier

muslims already practice circumcision, that retarded bullshit, tho

>100+ posts in every fucking thread by revved abdula
Janny, do I need to anckle pick (You)?

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Sure buddy, khabib totally wont wrestlefuck dustbin to death.

Because you have a semitic fetish

>expels warm gas directly into your nostrils

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CageWarriorsPalooza?

i like them just cause its part of the dark skin dark hair package, not necessarily the nose

like i doubt you like pale big nose girls, or asian

>tfw my big nose leb ex gf got a nose job and now has an anglo nose

el duckuy will get BTFOd by khachad.

i can milk her cowish body for hours while watching Ngannou smashing Stipe Miosic head (pic related )
lucky bastard
because you're a natural sniffer
cringe

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you're a patrician

Word goes around khabib wasnt snip snaped cos his penis is too small, so they just glued his forskin back
You didnt hear it from me tho

Pic related (that's you, hiding in the toilet)

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more like the booger machine

because you're not white (human). even if you are white you're not white because you're into non whites (non humans) don't reply.

God what a bull

youtu.be/s6uLLnayh-E?t=177

>i doubt you like pale big nose girls
But I do. The big schnoz is my weakness I'm afraid

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no white has or likes big noses. this isn't open for debate unless you want me to open your fucking chest with one of my hundreds of firearms which i will die defending you fucking low income dull domed fascist beta zilches.

soon he's gonna run out of toilet paper

Khabib's only impressive/notable win was Edson Barboza
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Change my mind

sup zilch

conor mcgregor has a big nose. he isn't white. don't reply.

>lucky bastard

ay she was the one that got away. but like she said i had to convert to marry her and i said fuck that. whenever i think of it i cant decide whether i did the right thing or not. she was awesome.
youtube.com/watch?v=tvx5EH6f1cs

Why are you so sexually attracted to him? you know muslims don't like gays right?

It was irony my friend, we all know that circumcision is objectively terribly bad. Someone needs to redpill khabib so we get even better fighter
pastebin.com/iCHrS9Hg
You cant wrestle when you had a flying knee to your face and your knocked out now, can you? Ben was a big bad grapler and look how he faired against knee + face action. And Dustin is a combo master its gonna be even worse than masvidal.

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I'd really like to meet spammy just to try and understand what motivates this goofball

Project some more, faggot.

Is there any way to make 4chanX filter namefags automatically?

do big nose pale girls even exist? also i think thatd look really ugly. not sure why you like that. maybe your genetics dont get enough air

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Absolute chad making 4chinners seethe eternally.

Screencapped

They dont? Since when? They are all about that closet. I bet he gets a hard on when he graples, maybe thats his trick, he confuses you with his raging gayness as he hugs you

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I know a couple. Ones russian and another is ukranian

>project some more faggot
literally just a more sophisticated version of "I know you are but what am I?"

Please be more creative you low IQ shitbird

Imagine having no legs
And all the free time ever

Bitterness is the key word, add a year or two growing up on the Yea Forums board b
And you get the picture

nah you did the right thing.Marriage kills the man and kids are overestimated.Kids never listen to their parent and you love them only when they are still babies.Marry only when you will be 65,find someone to take care of you,like a nurse or something

contrary to spammy there are white people with big noses. plenty of pale arabs and caucasians with big noses too

See all love lads

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lol wot a fokin bum

This. Khabib really shows how /heem/ is a bunch of emotional soiboys who can't distinguish a fighters religion/personality from their skill in the cage. Real fight fans aren't going to focus their attention on his "style" or religion, he's the most dominant LW champion and indisputed, whether you like his fight style is irrelevant. /heem/ might aswell rename to /cazzies/ since you all like stand n bang justin gaycheese style, literally low IQ.

i wish i was a 10/10 woman and female fighter and i could coerce mini khabib into lesbian sex

Hes an arab, cmon, give him some slack, his parents are cousins, for generations, dont be mean to our little special fan boy here, his lover will win yes yes.

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yeah i know pale arabs with big noses, kinda cute, but never a full on white girl

@95227196
Seems spammy's pretty based after all

Tony is the only one that can beat Khabib, it's a 50/50 fight. If khabib beats Tony, you armchair experts will still deny him as being the GOAT LW.

second this

Whatever homo, seek help.

#dulldiamond

lol. i love tony. hes pure

>Still seething about a fight that occurred a year ago
R E N T F R E E

fuck you dull diamond

Name a more Kino skull. I'll wait

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No real heemer cares about religion or skin color
a bit of bantz is appreciated

Spamming shit is annoying as fuck
Remeber black star, spain sperg, now this out of no where jordanian etc etc

Hendo.jpg

big baby miller

only /box/chads will understand

Sarah Kaufman's been holding down the fort for some years

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Based Nikola

BIG BABY IS HALF MAN, HALF JUICE.

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I havent posted black women in a long time
If you meant that

At least my occasional posting was better than bisping spam and shaub spam

i hate how dana stands there and you have to see his red face in these types of shots

not exactly big lad

based croat

Just letting you know I appreciate you posting jugnle fever webms when you do

Is there not anything else to do in Jordan besides dickride a fighter on imageboards? You should go outside for once in your life, hopefully you get drone-striked, no one would miss you anyway

make me.

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Dana should wear a gopro on his forehead so that he can get good pictures of the faceoffs from his perspective

QUIZ that only real fight fans ("RFF") will know

Who was the last heavyweight to come out wearing a cape?

werdum

Maximum seethe

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bbbbbbbbbbbreaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppppppppppppppp

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I wish someone continued
The other croat posted as well, not sure if this is that guy, never really spoke to any of em
Based yourself

I created this picture boys. I want royalties.

Maybe not huge but definitely a classic Jew shnoz

yuge fan

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Is this really one of the GOATs of mixed martial "art"?

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How many times have you replied to people's posts by just saying "seethe"? It's getting really boring, I told you to be more creative. Those double digit IQ points are really showing

kek

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*Yawn*
your seething isn't funny anymore, stop crying kid.

Get Theo Von on Fight Companion for the Poirier fight. They are both from Louisiana.

Looks like Andy Ruiz has learned the Stockton Slap

that fat cunt just became one of the best p4p fighters in the world because p4p is a meme for manlets to cling onto

Just filter him, everyone already has.

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look at his hand

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No he isn't one of the goats.

He's THE goat.

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There it is again
>hahahah i said he was seething, im so funny

In awe at the size of this sheikh

baste

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BASED

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I'm gonna wait on filtering him because I know he will just filter himself out after his boy gets stopped tomorrow

Khabib h8rs in their death throes

Who is getting mogged here?

Tony Bless! Fuck The Rest!

#ChampShitOnly

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based mohammedan

This one was actually funny

I want to punch her in her stupid little fucking face. God, I fucking hate her.

I wanted ask you guys this yesterday. Is Felder natty or Irish people naturally jacked?

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This is the mod.

Seethe some more

He knows if that hand touches he loses it! :^) xD

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What does "BJ" as in BJ Penn stand for?

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Have we talked about this

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He's neither Irish or natural. Right now I'm MAINLINING DHEA for GAINS that's why his beard game is OK he's taking it too.

Michael Johnson has REALLY small hands, never noticed before

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Baby Jay

Its sad no one wants to tlak about this
I dont even like him, never did but even i wont laugh at this

real champ fuck Khashit and Poorier

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youtube.com/watch?v=f50cZspKrmk

youtube.com/watch?v=f50cZspKrmk

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pretty sure i have a hernia from lifting that petrol powered generator for hurricane dorian coral. stomachlet it was 200 pounds lol i'm glad all those niggers in the bahamas died though right governor de santis bless

No Racism outside of Yea Forums little man

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Scat Spammer here. What are your thoughts on me getting the picks taker to quit by spamming reports?

Big Juicy

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Reminder there are LITERALLY "people" itt RIGHT NOW who picked a turboflushed 2019 Stain Poolasquez to beat Ngumbo

>Look mom I posted it again

Reminder: If you're fat you're not a person. Loser weight and come back.

Wait a minute, there's unironically people that think Khabitch will beat a real American, hard as diamonds??

Is this the cazzie board?

this guy's foaming at the mouth

That picture behind him is so fucking good
Love it

True fans will always pick their guy.

same but also for 'people' under 5'10 ITT

cazzie muzzie thread to be exact

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ATTENTION

If you have posted in this thread at least once
Fucking kill yourself

Brazilian Juice. They were all on it pre-USADA.

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Name a more unimpressive, unathletic, unaesthetic, needle dicked, overrated, cringe worthy

>TURBO CAN

that cazzies on this board of idiots and incels UNIRONICALLY rate

>protip: you literally can't

Can't wait to see this idiot get flushed like the shit that he is. The Diamond finishes this clown in the 1st.

don't worry seether you'll be fine again
youtube.com/watch?v=8OAu31hY8sM

Saving! Going to turn him into a cholo gangster from the hood!

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She's making the ring card girls behind look like warlocks. Is she that cute or are the ring card girls just ugly?

was he dribbling in the middle

haha wow man that was really funny

Any uk fite fans watching cage warriors?

Maybe I'm a Conor, Tony, & Dustin fan!
There is no way for you to know this.

Fuck KHABITCH!

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Boba Jedi

Did Dustin seem lachrymose on Embedded to anyone else?

Now that's a huge hog

shes definitely above average for a wmma fighter, which is the only statistic that matters

sure would be nice to have some picks right about now

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That's a rhinoceros you goof

All non-muslim fighters.

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That's Anthony Perosh you dummy

>Conor
The piñata of MMA
>Tony
See original post, but basically THE turbo can that cazzies somehow rate because he gets bloodied up (aka he cuts easily)
>Dustin
The only legitimate fighter you mentioned

Imagine the clock cleaning that a prime PVZ would give to Ngannou in the octagon

>he cuts easy

yeah... his victims!

tony bless!!!!

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Matt serra is such a disgusting hillbilly
No class

This thread is dying, here is the new thread ->

What question was Luke answering when he made those faces?

We quietly missed twitchy's final stream.

Fakenewsman is a ducker

"How good does DC give head?"

>muslims will win overall
As long as its not arabs though, must be great riding on their achievements just because of religion, eh? How about you guys show some balls. Khabib is good because of his father making him do mountain training and because of soviet school, not because of religiion, if religon was key, guess what, arabs wouldnt get BTFO by...well everyone, mongols, turks, brits, persians

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Too early but I like that pic

>unironically posting a shooped collage
Cookooey is a turbo can just deal with it
Lando Vannata literally had him rolling around for no reason

what's up with this neanderthals hairline

"Who wins at Light Heavyweight between Jon Jones and you?"

twitter.com/danawhite/status/1170041063408431104
it's out

>STOP LIKING THE FIGHTERS I HATEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fuck off, I like the people I like for reasons!

You won't change my mind! CHAMP SHIT ONLY, KILL OR BE KILLED, FAGGOT!

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Brap posters need to be rounded up and executed. Literally contribute nothing to anything.

Stop getting baited by the spammer you monkey
you're embarassing my flag

why hes yelling at me?

that's how they grow in the mountains of dagestan

*Chump shit only
Dude is the quintessential turbo chump
>If you don't think Khabib or Dustin would expose this fool, you've literally only been watching MMA for 10 years or less

We contribute to global warming by sniffing the toxic braps and filtering them through our own braps!

prove me wrong
protip you can't

Thoughts on all the BJ Penn OP's?

pj benn

I literally just spent 20 minutes trying to find the name of the painting, couldn't find it

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The more he pisses you off the more I'm going to like him, turbo manlet!

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>Was he dribbling
Of course he was dribbling, he plays in the NBA, he picks AND breaks ankles dummy

It's the natural order

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Imagine your hand hovering that hard, over anything

Just heeeeeeeeeeeem

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>tony is turbo can
>mcchicken is drunk tap artist
>al friggin iaquinta @ new york tough
>horcher
>featherweight lose streak mj
>guy he heemed
>and another gatekeeper striker
>rda the "one uppercut and i'm done" man
BUT
>muh khabozo, who haven't "fought" 25% of top 15 in "these killers" division, 1 KO and 3 subs of strikers guy is GOAT
Just remember who you're talking to. Paper legacy confirmed by his own "fans".

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no fuck them and the religion bs, its sport and athlete that does the hard work, like khabib wouldnt be amazing fighter if he stopped praying, bs, hed still be khabib. Like I said I like the guy, just dont like his fans.

You aint moot bitch

In other news I unironically got shot down by a 50+ year old Asian woman last night. She said I was very handsome but she was a traditional woman and very shy.

How bad did I get MILF Heemed?

I bet he doesn't hover hand over camel tacos

The dude your replying to is baiting for you's
He wants you to respond so he feeds of it
He does it for the keks and fefs , he prolly uses a proxy
Dont be dumb

Agreed they are fucking cancer and most likely all incels

what the actual fuck

>traditional
>out on the town looking for a one night stand at 50

SMELLY DUMB
CAZZIE SCUM

I remember it from somewhere. Pretty sure its a russian artist, something about slavs coming or going somehwere
I think ive seen it on pol or somewhere , dont judge me
Il find the source and get back to you

lurk moar, faggot.

bloodyelbow.com/2017/5/1/13376624/ufc-mma-history-just-bleed-guy-interview-body-paint-blood-sport-cock-dog-fighting-mississippi-ladner

I KNOW HOW THIS FIGHT IS GOING TO GO, LISTEN UP: CLASS IS IN SESSION.
Khabib will go straight for Dustin in an effort just to feel his power and to gauge the fight before smashing, he does this often. Dustin's key to this fight will be the upper cut-> left hook & jab -> uppercut -> left hook. When Dustin throws the right hook, you know something interesting is happening, because he knows that will open him up to getting ragdolled and will only do it when it counts.
Khabib took Abel down 23 times, Al managed to stuff a-lot of his takedowns, DP will stuff takedowns and everytime he does, he'll be hitting Khabib with an uppercut initially and a hook on the exit, he'll push Khabib back with this multiple times while keeping him at bay with a playful jab, then following it with a hard hook while pivoting out of the way whenever Khabib does his common walk forward.
This will culminate into the fourth round where DP will really stagger Khabib, and where Khabib plays it really safe.
In the end, Khabib will win a controversial 5 round dec where it is said that he was " exposed ".

Nah, I don't mind, I remember seeing what is was called a while ago, I'm not looking for it, it's fine.

pavel ryzhenko

I'm still shaken up over Ben Askren's KO

did everybody make weight?

Ive got this weird primal phoner rn tobh

No I actually know her it wasn't just some chick I met at a bar she just shot me down yesterday

yeah dude I got turbo heemed by this milf and I don't even get it. I'm within her league god dammit. shes probably 20 years older than me but I just want to bang

no, khabib got injured

youtube.com/watch?v=A7x8TXKZOaQ

the ufc replaced him for #11 ranked Gregor Gillespie

i am so disappoint

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hate fight week posting

Picksbro said hes banned and limited to phoneposting. Anybody else doing picks for 242?

Can someone unironically explain what

>"""MOGGED""""

means?

Hey guys! I'm going to be in Berlin when UFC 243 is on. Will there be anywhere there showing the fight? I heard MMA is not legal there. Hard to find answers on Google. If any German bros know of a sports bar that shows that shit? Cheers.

You sound extremely caz

think every puff shows them

>MOGGED
being obviously better than someone else

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I dont think they know what puff means

if you don't know, now you know

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It's incelspeak, but to mog someone means to be superior to them in attractiveness or some other physical regard. It comes from "alpha male of the group"

So is it fair to say that Khabib will mogg (mog?) Dustin tonight? Or is it more accurate to say Dustin is getting mugged.

Because that's basically what's about to happen

It means lurk moar

Theo Von sucks

>hurr durr lurk moarrrr
turboincel

OMG KHABIB IS GETTING MURDERED
STOP THE FIGHT
STOP THE FIGHT

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shut the fuck up, nerd

(I just mogged you)

It originates from "AMOG", which is a PUA term meaning "alpha male other guy".

oh he recovered...

This reminds me of when you get into a fight in a dream

Yeah what the fuck is puff

you fitna get heemed boi

you can get mogged by a hmong but you can only get get hmonged by a nog

Alright can we get serious for a second, who's in charge of picks now that the spammer successfully got the picksfag permanently banned?

spammy?

instagram.com/p/B1-JLFNhrpf/

have sex

Khabib is shook, why you might ask? Simple, he's overly friendly with Dustin. Shaking his hand multiple times throughout the week and he touching his shoulder at the ceremonial weigh in. When have you seen Khabib super friendly with an opponent? Let's face it, all pressure is on Khabib. He's fighting in a muslim mega city and received a hero's welcome by not only the locals but the Sheikh himself. Khabib is super nervous for this fight and knows winning isn't enough, he needs to win IMPRESSIVELY. I honestly see Dustin stuffing take down after take down and lighting him up like a CHRISTmas tree.

We'll see you in 24 hours.

hey fat ass it's about time you have me arrested i've been spamming Yea Forums daily since 2005 you literally know where i live

We all agree that Dustin is winning the story of the fight right now?

he pretty much achieved full on ROCKY mode already

If I knew where you lived I'd come and kill you.

glasses mogs spic
lanklet mogs glasses
spic mogs lanklet

who was in the wrong here?

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Here's a classic Russian puzzle.
How to get from starting position to this one in exactly 4 moves? (4 White and 4 Black)

give me an email address i'll give you a place to meetup you fucking low income zilch. don't want betas sending me dominos pizza i want a real fight and by real i mean i'll be attempting to shoot you immediately

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So what's next for King Ben after he ko's Maia in 6 seconds?

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Boyship over
mobile.twitter.com/ColbyCovMMA/status/1170061096809566208

she's cute and i hope she's gonna get the W cuz Moras cant improve anymore.Lets see something fresh

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Obvious coplanned and staged mandrama.

Why didn't Werdum just necessita callate?

>he believes the mandrama

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it's all so tiresome
just fight or stfu

This.

Liani Jojua via submission @ 6.00
inb4 betting on wmma, yh i know. But her opponent is a complete total can and liani is a submission specialist.

Jorge and Max look so much cooler here than tryhard Colby

ORTEGA GANG OR DON'T BANG!

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Khabib will lose, this time.

Based Rhodieposter

ortega will get one more chance

>Paper legacy
That's not the can who lost to MJ.

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Damn that was 1997. Looks more like 2005.

Coby u butt fuck

What are the odds Felder gets heemed 99 or 100%?

there's no fucking way khabib is getting paid six million for this fight his dad is full of shit

0%
edson is flushed he has the fear in his eyes

>That's not the can who lost to MJ.

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conor wins the rematch

Has the predictions picture post already been made?

Trent Jenkins wins the rematch

Based ivan

damn khabib got the belt from this monster?

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Ibra mma when?

So we're all pumped for the fight companion tomorrow? What time do you think it will start? The main card starts at 11am best coast time.

>just bleed guy is a soiboi

yikes

>“I’m not very indicative of the population here. I’m probably a lot more liberal and progressive than most people here are,” says Ladner.

Cope.

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>tfw I literally work there
Never thought I'd see my workplace on fourchin of all places.

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Tony was being bratty but werdum threw a mild tantrum so I don't know..

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>Cope.

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>Using all your energy to land maybe 1 effective strike then gassing out and getting submitted next round
For sure my guy tonys a total can

fake tits
real nose
disgusting rat

>fake tits
no

maybe but i think hes just trying to look respectable after his chimp out with conor

Damn, Rogan's looking tiny

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>land maybe 1 effective strike
Staph infused Kevin "Pee" Lee destroyed Poony "El Duckuy" Cuckerson in the first round.
Staph infused Kevin "Pee" Lee - a can wrestler who got destroyed in the standup by Al almost outstruck Poony "El Duckuy" Cuckerson in the second.
Staph infused Kevin "Pee" Lee took Poony "El Duckuy" Cuckerson down in the third while being literally half-dead from exhaustion and passed out in Poony's guard, submitting to staph.

The only thing Poony did in that fight was slap a triangle on an already sleeping, non-resisting Pee. Fer sure, this BJJ münster who was outgrappled by Pee - a wrestler with shit BJJ is going to outgrapple the best grappler in MMA, fer sure.

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Ive seen pictures , weed grows randomly in ur rural places
Xplain urself

In 24 hours khabib gets heemed

You have a mental illness on top of your ugly fuckface.

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Are you rooting for the finnish Gordon Freeman looking guy?

>tfw can't remember if I've submitted my picks

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god i want valentina to dominate me

Finnish fighters are cans but I have to

Not quite, unless khabib was 6'3 or something. Otherwise they are relatively the same size.

>talking about guly fuckfaces
>while posting his inbred mutt mug
I told you to shave your neckbeard, subhuman.

>weed grows randomly in ur rural places
Mostly Ruderalis, you can't get high off of it. Tons of "non-random" weed over here as well though

Have they said who the commentary team will be?

>I told you to shave your neckbeard, subhuman

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>The only thing Poony did in that fight was slap a triangle
oh for sure

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Is that your brother? Guess you can cry yourself to sleep while telling yourself that there's at least one motherfucker out there who is uglier than you.

Its coordinated between colby and masvidal so that they both get paid, dont worry

Oh, wow, he landed 3 solid punches in the entire round that didn't even cause a knockdown. What an absolute münster, peach of a beast.

You are legit one of the ugliest motherfuckers ive seen

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Not that know of but we can exclude Joe because it's not in America and he's doing a fight companion and DC because Khabib and him are close teammates. So it's probably going to be Cruz, Anik and maybe some other guy.

>Cruz
looks like he's in abu dhabi. too bad

>I am legit one of the ugliest motherfuckers ive seen
Indeed, the photos you post of yourself are not flattering. The inbreeding is clear as day.

oh for sure my man, Lee show'd some beast stand up why don't you post some

Itll be Cruz Anik and Bisping

How do we solve the eye poke problem?

man up

Dont like Cruz?

i find him very hit or miss

Seriously. You are so fucking ugly and I can actually understand why someone as hideous as yourself would be forced to be in a religion of goatfucking pedophiles, Farthan

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>Is that your brother? Guess you can cry yourself to sleep while telling yourself that there's at least one motherfucker out there who is uglier than you

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Literal fucking fact: You are NOT a fighter if you have bolt on titties or wear makeup. End of literal fucking facts. Also, if you are fat you cannot post here.

guys I just saw a girl on the bus that looked exactly like clawja but light skinned and when I was about to ask if I could HEEM her my bus stop came and I had to left the bus reeeeeeee why am I such a failure reeeeeeeeeee

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Who in the name of christ on the fucking cross is you're favourite fucking female fighter you will be permanently banned for reporting child porn on /fs/ and your appeal will be denied if you do not answer honestly.

This sounds like massive cope for your own ugliness desu

>I just saw a girl on the bus
>on the bus
>the bus
OH NO NO NO NO NO

its a fucking shop you idiot thats not her body kys

Why did Mike Goldberg stop working for the UFC

how the fuck are women fighting on a card in Islamland?

It’s official UFC went full WWE. Just a matter of time until Dana is fighting someone in the octagon.

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Found the pinheaded Somali

He almost already did

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They laid him off to save money

Bruh I'm a pasty handsome leaf, nice try though Cletus

Im such a failure a cant even properly write in a foreign language reeeeeeeeeeeeeee Im gonna end myself naaaaaaaaaaaoooo

I wonder when the bar/nightclub/casino “altercation” will happen between them.

dude it's Brazil, they have only one

"Hey Mike uh I know you're Jewish and all, but we at the UFC are really going for that jew 'look' , and we've got a guy right here who has it and will work for half your salary. What's more Jewish than that!"

Basically how it happened

Goldberg is actually not jewish despite his surname

how the fuck do you know?

I googled it once

Lol ok whatever you say benchode

I've seen Khabib pleasure an entire room of men just using his mouth

faggot kys

what about bill goldberg?

>mogged by a 115er

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dubs

I don't keep a tally on every dude named goldberg, you know.

they both look DK mode

legalize it

Very Jewish.

>Goldberg's mother, Ethel, is a classical violinist, while his father, Jed, who attended Harvard University, was an obstetrician and gynecologist. Ethel also breeds flowers and created an award-winning hybrid orchid, which she named after Goldberg.[14] His brother, Michael, is the owner of a music club in Aspen, Colorado.[15]

If you aren't a fan of "The Rapist Dude" from street beefs what can I say except "kill yourself my man"

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>dead thread 1 day before the biggest star in the sport fights

Goober is not on the card.

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conor is fighting tomorrow?

Favorite undefeated fighter?

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Maybe to mudslimes

Was he saying a prayer for them?

Ronda is fighting tomorrow?

Bork is retired

Heeminder that Invicta is holding a 1 night tournament in a couple bongs

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The card is shit and yet again at a early as fuck. Stopped giving a shit about it after not just seeing how weak it is but realizing I'd have to be up early to watch it

Excited to see Taleb fight

youtube.com/watch?v=KJlX9Tr8cRI

Nice. How many bongs?

Thanks, my sleeping medication hasn't been working lately. I'm thinking of watching a couple of Greg Hardy fights and then going to sleep whenever this shit starts

>its another khabib smelling episode

2

I’m not interested in watching Muslims fight

If Khabib loses the UFC (WME) is fucked. Half conor's star power got rubbed off in the khabib fight and if he loses to Dustin it's back to square one in the marketing office. Fuck the UFC, if you support Khabib you might as well be rimming Dana and Ari's ass clean.

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I like watching them lose tbeh

get in my guard

DC wins the triology

crongo

waiter minnet, ryan "The Wizard" hall is fighting tonmorowo?

kök

Why does Tony capitalize every word? Is it autism?

how long until ufc begins ?

Imagine paige vanzant getting fucked by a black guy lol that big black cock slamming into her tight little asshole haha just kidding lol

are we going to watch it?

2 bings

Did you guys know?

That the 9/11 hijackers were radicalized at a mosque in Germany.

what?

Do odds generally get better or worse the closer it gets to the fight? Barboza by decision was 3/1 yesterday and now it's 2/1, don't know if I should bet now before it gets any worse or wait until it gets better.

depends on the fight, how guys look at weigh ins or face offs. But generally I'd say they get closer

My life got noticeably better after that Saudi cunt wet away, I won't like, he was living rent free and I didn't know how to filter him, I just said it so he would stop.

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NEW

dustin wins the rematch

Bump!

Come on anons, you c-can do it! D-don't let the thread die now!

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who's streaming the fight for us non US people

Use Pride gloves

Daily reminder that Conor wins all rematches.

and how many rematches has he granted after a win?
how many of his belts has he defended?

Can someone link me a stream please? i'm a fking dumb chav

chat.whatsapp.com/LJT4gTsM4wBD6ykg1jQ1lX

Join the WhatsApp heemchat. No cucks aka khabibsexuals allowed

anyone got ace stream for ufc242?

Lol

cringe