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Societal idea - stop believing in conspiracy theories

water or orange juice

pimms is grimms

>A study published in JAMA Pediatrics has given new life to a long-running debate: whether adding fluoride to drinking water is a prudent way to prevent tooth decay, or a potentially toxic mistake.

>The research, which focused on mother-child pairs from six Canadian cities, found that high fluoride exposure during pregnancy was correlated with lower IQ scores among young children, especially boys.

water if it's tap

never been to the cricket

I imagine I would go for a sipping drink like a stout rather than smash pints given the length of the day

Just admit you're a raging cazzie mate no shame in it

Did he not deck a man who was backing away?
Was his excuse not that he was defending poor oppressed homos from horrible oppressive homophobes?
Did he not avoid prosecution despite damning and conclusive evidence?

le one study man

For me its squash but in pubs I'll be drinking old man ales

>starc going wicketless for four an over
based never doubted him

I don't think so but every dentist reckons we do.
If a gentleman were to, say, pour several thousand litres of fluoride into the town water supply it could easily be construed as terrorism.
Flouride is a by-product of bauxite mining, that's also toxic in quantities therefore makes better economic sense to sell it to government rather than pay someone to store or otherwise get rid of it.
Having lovely teeth is good for confidence and that's a big part of cricket, the mental game.

The word DO appears a lot in English.

This is because it can be a verb TO DO (Do / Does / Did / Done) and can also be an AUXILIARY verb (Do / Does / Did).
The Verb - To Do

The verb TO DO has four forms.

Present Tense: Do / Does
Past Tense: Did
Past Participle: Done

TO DO - Present Tense - (Do / Does)

The present tense of TO DO is:

I / you / we / they - DO
he / she / it - DOES

I do my laundry on Saturdays.
They do their chores when they arrive home.
He does nothing all day.
She does charity work when she has time.

TO DO - Past Tense - (Did)

The past tense of DO is DID for all subjects:

I / you / we / they / he / she / it - DID

I did my homework in record time.
We did everything we could to help.
He did a somersault on the trampoline

TO DO - Past Participle - (Done)

The past participle of DO is DONE. Remember that past participles are accompanied by TO HAVE or TO BE (in the correct tense):

I have done my homework.
He has done a good job.
The video will show you how it is done.
The report was done on time.

TO DO - To replace a verb

We sometimes use the verb DO to replace a verb when the meaning is clear or obvious. This replacement is more common in informal spoken English:

Do I need to do my hair? (do = brush or comb)
Have you done the dishes yet? (done = washed)
I'll do the kitchen if you do the lawns (do = clean, do = mow)

spiced pumpkin latte for me

Good goy

the guy had a bottle, stokesy manned up

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>flouride is actually good for you, you crazy conspiracy theorist

Well there you go....

Or maybe admit that not everyone cares about some foreign player getting ban due to doing something stupid?

i hope england fucking lose
done with this country. its fucking jacket weather in early september and the one time i felt really patriotic when we voted to leave the EU was all just smoke and mirrors as we're literally never going to leave as i was born in an authoritarian state . i'll probably live here forever but not going to support englands cricket team or their deano brianlet captain

Beyond cringe

would let Stokes batter my arsehole like it was a homophobe outside a bristol nightclub if i'm honest

cider over ice on a warm day

hahahaha cry more you seething faggot

I voted leave but no deal is ludicrous

cowardly aussie crying about the chad stokes not being banned permanently

mate everyone knew this just give up
He was and is England's best player, him having to sit out the ashes was like Smith and Warner being absent during that India tour

Define "high fluoride exposure". Is it comparable to what people are exposed to or were these mothers drinking it straight

Not the guy he decked while he had his hands out backing away.

Pimms is for polo or sailing lad.

>leave politicians are mentally handicapped
>this is somehow everyone else's fault

with his fist you mean? not a fan of this turn in the conversation, shouldn't be joining in myself either desu

Yes lad I'm sure you know the true truth™ that the elites™ are hiding from you. Pure coincidence that you match exactly what other conspiracy theorists think about UFOs etc

The problem is you will never get a good deal unless no-deal is a legitimate option. Passing a bill that says "we will never leave the EU without a deal" is just opening your arsehole to them. Which is precisely what the remainers want.

doing god's work

Come to Australia mate

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there wont be any kind of leave . this country is a disgrace and joe root is a fucking idiot. looking forward to australia retaining the ashes and dancing for joy when it happens

dumb goyposter

Trust a post with arse in it to get the attention of the Irish.

So what's all that got to do with whether or not fluoride is beneficial when consumed?

Root looking set to make a big score here and help England avoid the follow-on

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Why are Aussies such insufferable cunts?

I don't get why people want to use no deal as a bargaining chip or to spite the EU when it would fuck us FAR more than it would them

does this dumb blow in understand what a deano is?

Business idea: Britpol neets get a fucking job and move out of their parents houses

Burns actually looks pretty aesthetic lads, not gonna lie. Probably the most handsome cricketer playing right now

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It's not a zero sum game, the EU is still hurt by the UK leaving totally, they won't leverage it against hurting the UK so that other countries don't follow their lead
but fuck off go back to brit/pol/ or something

Pretty simple mate:
>EU don't want you to leave because they like that montly $$$$
>know you won't leave without a deal
>know you won't accept a shitty deal
>only offer you a shitty deal so you never leave

Congrats, you played yourself.

No, that would be Ben Foakes

He was prosecuted and found not guilty.

Going for a coffee at tea

appreciating that subtle and snarky gerund fifth form post

I don't understand how Root has gotten uglier and more boyish over time, always thought he would mature

lyon is fucking SHIT

he cost us the ashes

fuck off you bald CUNT

>your britpol because you want a democratic vote to be honoured
you are seriously a dumb deano. i'm economically quite left wing and quite 'libertarian' socially and dont really have a single bigoted bone in my body. i suggest you kys deano

My biggest issue with no deal is that literally everyone I know irl who actively supports it is a legitimate sub 100 IQ retard that I wouldn't trust on any other topic

I know a lot of delusional remainers as well but the no deal lot are 100% morons to a man

Thinking that Pozzie batting display was less impressive in hindsight

>video footage of him punching a man backing away with his hands outstretched
>"Yeah but he was a homophobe, not guilty"

So then it matches my summary fairly accurately ey?

Do referendums have to be honored?

only in democracies

>jacket weather
You sound like a southern softie but you vote like a left behind northerner

>watching nine
>dat avocardo add
>keep mishearing "Everything is better when you smash an abbo"

He was kicking someone in on the ground, who cares what the court says that's fucked

>using the term deano
>babbling and crying about brexit in a completely unrelated thread

Like I said, get a job shitpol neet

Only when you get the result you wanted, otherwise you need a second "confirmatory" referendum.

Nah, not when you murder politicians.

>it's a James Packer encites a racewar episode

currently in /brit/pol

>stokes threatens him but backs out and leaves it
>the faggot gets bottled as soon as stokes is gone

You have to be proactive in these situations

I mean, is it enshrined in the law or whatever?
Expecting another warning from Janny now.

Given that No Deal is far worse for us than it is for the EU it makes no sense as a bargaining chip. We go into negotiations asking for stuff that the EU don't want to give and threaten to walk away, they just say ok and watch us burn. Keeping no deal on the table does jack shit to our negotiating position.

Nah the cunt he was kicking on the ground legit tried to glass someone so he deserved it.
HOWEVER there was another lad who tried to break it up and stokes just cold decks him.

can't do that because no housing commission near me

>packer
>9

based slowcunt

Did you enjoy the second Lisbon treaty vote when your lot gave the wrong answer?

i live on the south east coast and its genuinely windy, rainy and quite cold in early September. and i dont vote''''like anyone'''. i voted because i hate the EU and dont want to force a brotherhood with meds as we dont have anything in common with them

you're britpol for shitting up the thread with this stuff, fuck off

he didn't die or get seriously hurt so why should anyone care?

heat of the moment

Listen you idiot, I'm ALL FOR decking the wanker with a bottle, but that's not the only cunt he decked was it?

hows this new cricket chant

YOU'RE NEVER LEAVING EUROPE
*CLAP CLAP CLAP*

YOU'RE NEVER LEAVING EUROPE
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YOU'RE NEVER LEAVING EUROPE
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YOU'RE NEVER LEAVING EUROPE
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Think the English batsmen are in better form than the Australians, desu.

Have you ever been out to a pub on a Saturday night? Genuine question.

It does up to the point that you suggest he avoided prosecution. Which he didn't.

>bbc cricket is just inflatable puns
yuck

alright deano hows it going

Um, you can't leave a continent sweetie...

I'll try to remember that one next time I'm bashing my wife.

Aussies are literally just carried by their supreme autist

how the fuck did naitanui get off lads

How do you know he wasn't backing the cunt with the bottle?

pointless pontificating without the facts. He was acquitted, end of

Shut up you specimens, cricket is actually on and no one cares at all what your political opinions are

grerget

The only good argument pro Brexit is to quarantine the UKs jewey politics from infecting the rest of Europe

we australians and kiwis did m8

Well he used to work in Tele and his Dad owned 9. I knew he ran Sky just thought he was still with 9 too.

Why do you hate the EU?

they will stop now you gave them more (You)s im sure

i voted leave and cried tiers of patriotic joy when we left
as did the majority of the country
therefore we should leave
simple as

honestly at this point blowing up an EU conference wouldnt be terrorism it would be freedom fighting

ah yes, the infallible and perfect justice system that never made mistakes and always has all of the facts.

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Pretty cool partnership numbers

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Lmao yes I have, are Englishman constantly beating the shit out of each other outside of nightclubs? And you're OK with that?

Backing him up in what regard? By joining in on the homophobic slurs? Quite possibly! I guess he deserves it....
Back him up physically? Well there's clear video evidence which shows how non-aggressive he is.

Kiwis have their own continent, when their mighty land rises once again you'll be shaking in your little gumboots

Genuinely a fan of Britain's temperate climate and will be seething if global warming ruins it

voted yes on the gay marriage plebiscite, me
love is love

Are you legitimately autistic, serious question

Where ya going lad?

yeah so do we lad what of it
don't tell me you don't

Every batting team should be docked runs for wasting time when it is close to breaks or stumps

Same. We had too many 27 degrees+ days this summer and i want to get back to wearing jumpers and feeling the rain on my face.

Neet claws typed this post

Not particularly but the people decided not to vote the same way as the first time around so.
Reckon a second referendum on brexit would remain.

This, if the gulf stream stops flowing IMAGINE how grim it would be, Canadian weather with none of the scenery

The coward Joe Root playing to avoid defeat rather than grasp at a clear opportunity to win the ashes

honestly feeling like a king having it be 20% humidity low 30s during the day and low 20s at night with a cool breeze the entire day

based blowins shitting up the threads with grim opinions

orwellian tier bureaucratic superstate
didnt like their hounding of free speech
dont want to be associated with Mediterraneans as we have nothing in common with them historically, ethnically or culturally

those are the three main reasons but theres plenty of others.

england is beautiful lad

I hope no-dealers are excited for when we do leave and we start trying to get a trade deal again. The fussing about the withdrawal deal is so stupid because it will only create a temporary state of affairs whatever happens.

umpires with blood on their hands letting play carry on in this light

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do you come from the land down under?

Seriously answer me, this is a disgraceful post
Why the fuck should anyone have to put up with drunk aggro cunts on a night out and pretend it's normal?

thinking about the time western australia voted to leave australia and the rest of the nation called them retards and ignored it

What's the name of this fielding setup again?

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>le OP's fault for the blatant national front dog whistle

I refused to vote at the time as I didn't think it was my place to represent Christians or Fags.

2 years later I wish I'd voted No.

im not a neet
try again retard remainer

It's just a bit of rough and tumble you poofter

This is ideal weather it's true, everyone likes the sun, we get about 2 weeks of that a year and it's so nice. Also really nice having snow and that though

>being smart enough to correctly assess an altercation with full video documentation = autism
If you say so champ

YOU'RE MERKELS BITCH AND YOU'RE NEVER LEAVING THE EU
*CLAP CLAP CLAP*

YOU'RE MERKELS BITCH AND YOU'RE NEVER LEAVING THE EU
*CLAP CLAP CLAP*

YOU'RE MERKELS BITCH AND YOU'RE NEVER LEAVING THE EU
*CLAP CLAP CLAP*

YOU'RE MERKELS BITCH AND YOU'RE NEVER LEAVING THE EU
*CLAP CLAP CLAP*

YOU'RE MERKELS BITCH AND YOU'RE NEVER LEAVING THE EU
*CLAP CLAP CLAP*

>But it can be revealed that the Crown Prosecution Service was criticised after making a belated and unsuccessful attempt to have the charge faced by Stokes upgraded. On the first day of the trial, which began last Monday, the prosecutor, Nicholas Corsellis, requested permission to add two counts of assault to the indictment. But the judge, Peter Blair QC, the Recorder of Bristol, rejected the application. He said if the new charges had been added in February, it was “hard to see how the defence could have objected”, but that Stokes’ legal team had prepared for a trial on an affray charge and should not be ambushed with a last-minute change.
>The CPS were also criticised for not prosecuting Stokes’ teammate Alex Hales, who can be seen on CCTV kicking the Afghanistan veteran Ryan Hale in the head while he lay on the floor injured. Hales was questioned under caution but never arrested. With the jury absent, Stephen Mooney, representing Hale, told the judge: “I struggle to understand how the Crown, in adopting the stance they have, have come to the conclusion that overt acts of direct violence used by an individual to someone on the floor is not worthy of prosecution.”
ah yes the watertight English legal system

no mate born in grimland I'm sorry to say

My life is immeasurably better since I stopped drinking

I find it fascinating that you seethe against the mediterraneans. The classic 'leave voter' caricature used to be anti-Eastern Europe, and is now mostly anti-German.

Business idea: make Mike Brearley a substitute fielder and unofficial captain to save us from Poot's idiocy

He left one guy with a broken eye socket mate

and it will get way more humid and hot
which is all good until i have to walk the 25 mins from my car to uni in direct sunlight

It is but if if the gulf stream stopped all the nice plants that need temperate weather would die out and its would just be boring pine forests

exact same shit would happen here and for good reason

easy to amend proceedings early and let a defence be prepared, cannot make last minute decisions when you were the one that brought the case

Why would you lie on the internet?

Need to up my game desu

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kicking a fella in the head when he's down is so niggery, disgusting

>The CPS is populated by lawyers who couldn't get jobs in more lucrative areas of the law
>Shit like this happens
God save the queen

>Coming towards the end of the 3rd day
>First innings isn't even close to being complete

yikes!

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CAM ON ENGERLAND LEAVE THE FACKIN EU
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CAM ON ENGERLAND LEAVE THE FACKIN EU
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CAM ON ENGERLAND LEAVE THE FACKIN EU
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

CAM ON ENGERLAND LEAVE THE FACKIN EU
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

CAM ON ENGERLAND LEAVE THE FACKIN EU
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

CAM ON ENGERLAND LEAVE THE FACKIN EU
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

CAM ON ENGERLAND LEAVE THE FACKIN EU
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

CAM ON ENGERLAND LEAVE THE FACKIN EU
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
CAM ON ENGERLAND LEAVE THE FACKIN EU
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Business idea: watch the cricket and discuss the cricket

Country idea - get rid of the gulf stream and start the gilf stream

Bring on the PAINE

various insects keep landing on my fucking screen

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Yeah didn't mean specifically the English system, just that to say "b-but he was found not guilty" doesn't mean much, he wasn't even charged on assault ffs

tipping a good old fashioned collapse after tea

Good session lads good batting good partnership good team spirit good banter good going lads

Shall be having a ponder during tea

>“I struggle to understand how the Crown, in adopting the stance they have, have come to the conclusion that overt acts of direct violence used by an individual to someone on the floor is not worthy of prosecution.”

Because the individual on the floor was a homophobe - simple as.

How do we get the Latin Americans to like cricket lads

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fuck off home macron

will gilf keep you warm during the 10 months of winter?

Tipping a Lib Dem government by Christmas

I think the idea was that the prosecution deliberately bumbled the case.

most lawyers are quite a bit shit actually the average person just doesn't see it or doesn't understand what's shit about what they're seeing

"""assault""" doesn't even have a common meaning between states here mate, let alone within the states at tort and common law. in tort for instance assault is acting with the intent of causing a reasonable apprehension of harm, not actually causing harm which is battery
he was charged with an appropriate offence for what he was alleged to have done, simple as

imagine having a government that doesn't even respect the people's democratic vote.

wow those politicians must really fucking hate you. they probably want to kill you.

Me and a mate did refit work on his superyacht Arctic P as grads in 2012, and the entire crew was male, which was a bit of an eye opener. The only other boat I've ever known with a fully male was David Geffen's.

I worked on Lachlan Murdoch's yacht for a year which was an absolute weapon to sail, he's good people, as far as billionaires go.

Jo Swinson 4 pm

Love hearing fullstop lad regurgitate his boring opinions about politics for the 57th time this week

But..

>tfw part abo
Would still smash an abo.

Where’s Tim when you need him

impossible, we like real sports here

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1933_Western_Australian_secession_referendum

I’m sure borges might’ve reference cricket

Yeah the packers are aware of the bullshit.
True demons.

yeah well i'm not a cliche in any way and never will be

I'd say the extra assault charges would have been for the extra gentlemen which he assaulted ontop of the original bottle wielding man.

Wasn't there a second vote in the 90's with the same result too?
>laughingroyals.jpg

favela hide-and-seek, behead the policeman, and bike-riding bank robbery aren't real sports mate

Except it's not appropriate to charge someone with something that they will be found not guilty of when he could be charged with something he probably would have been found guilty of.
>how did you get away with burgling that house?
>they charged me with blackmail instead

>2nd biggest sport is just an excuse to wank

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nah the secession movement died down after the depression ended

All women should be forced to wear extremely sexy attire if they are above a certain rating of sexiness.
Free that nip.

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>claims not to be a cliche by using a cliche

from what I remember of it, he was charged with one of the lower tier charges of that kind
generally you need a stronger case to prove anything higher, if he didn't meet affray he wouldn't have met the upgraded charge

The world WILL see an independent WA, the rise of Perth is unstoppable

free welsh cricket

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You really think WA wouldn't secede today when we get 30c for every dollar with the tax we pay?
It was the same shit in the 30's.

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looking good mate

Nah, army wouldn't allow it.
You see that's probably the biggest reason why we restricted guns.

Affray requires that you cause a certain reaction in onlookers. Battery/abh requires that you harm the victim. The affray charge fell apart because there was no evidence that onlookers had any reaction at all. Medical and CCTV evidence would have supported the battery charge. If Stokes' self-defence argument had succeeded against a battery/abh charge, so be it. As it is, he got away with it because of a CPS cock up

You see "Affray" was for the bottle wielding man, because he entered an affray which was already under way and the victim was equally a perpetrator.
But the assault would have been for the dude he coward punched.

Beach volleyball is garbage, but (and this is an honest, sporting quality only opinion) women's indoor volleyball is top top top tier.

Favourite Olympic sport to watch. Also the only sport which comes to mind that the women are better to watch than the men. Points in men's game ends far too quick.

Just returned from the future lads. Papua New Guinea are number 1 in the test rankings. Pretty mad

hmm really

love latinas and their sports

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tl;dr
Is Stokes anti-homo or pro-homo?

what year were at mate? how are nigeria and wales doing

Think an independent WA would greatly benefit the world of cricket if they were to instantly receive test status

Beta Starc cant get his wife to take his last name kek

?? I think you mean east Indonesia

Very extremely aggressively pro homo

I'm Western Australian lad and no. most of the populatiuon of Perth came over from other states or other countries during the mining booms and will never support an independent WA. it also makes absolutely no economic sense to seperate when we still get more out than we put in overall.

30s were different too, there had only been an Australian state for 30 odd years, with only 10 of those actually being a proper federal state. initially the states were extremely autonomous and had more power than the federal parliament. people were much, much more closely aligned to their state over the nation, completely different context.

Imagine how much English cricket would improve though.

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i suppose we shouldn't be talking shit about britain and brexit. australia can't even grown the balls to become a republic from the filthy commonwealth.

what is every Australians favourite zoo animal?

the cheetah

seems rough on the knees

Business idea:
Partition all cricket playing nations

Malinga just took 4 wickets in a row against nz

youtube.com/watch?v=bCvlCv1YDmM

just if you are a pussy
this is how you sell a sport mate, that's why we love female volleyball and don't give a fuck about female football

Business idea: Report Imam Alchy B to Prevent

coom

We'll see who's laughing when she squats on his dick for 6 hours straight.

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2039
Nigeria unfortunately didn’t survive the Chinese colonisation and Wales is 87% underwater.

>mfw I can fap to amateur latina porn thinking they're desi

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based retard

more partial to the giraffes generally

Based and desi pilled

>most of the populatiuon of Perth came over from other states or other countries during the mining booms
Where did you think most of the 1930s people came from user?..

Situation is exactly the same as that era. Always been the problem. No leverage as we never made a proper army.
We'd rather a united Aus, but WA simply get's fucked by canberra.
Qld did at some stages, so did melbourne recently.
It's a Canberra issue, not a demographic issue.

You should win your neck in mate

big fan of the chimps and gorillas. always wanted to go to paris.

Siddle would have been a good choice if any of our fielders could catch off his bowling

t. colombus

what is wade's problem?

Need a webm of wade running at the spider cam what a fucking freak

For every hot girl there's a bloke tired of fucking her

I prefer the snek.

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Holy shit

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>Where did you think most of the 1930s people came from user?..
doesn't really support your point since the victorian population is the literal reason WA joined the commonwealth

as for the rest of your post it all really is a bit retarded and shows a complete ignorance of history and politics don't think I'll be engaging further

yeah im not sure why
they do a jump twirl to shoot mabye they land funny sometimes

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Alyssa's not hot mate, Starc's only with her because she squats like a wicket keeper.

Even worse than mate

>poo pee land

>like

this commentary is diabolical

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Invade them.

they're a bit too middle class and white

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Watched “noroi the curse” last night. Was told it was the scariest jap horror ever. Don’t really rate it.

You have no understanding of how bad that system is in Canberra. There's a reason they got Jervis Bay and literally nothing came from it.
Same reason why I bet Vics are getting annoyed with Canberra, as every state is.

Based

Steve Smith said he celebrated last night by going to Sainsbury's and buying a big Dairy Milk and eating almost all of it. Plus he sends himself to sleep by listening to the rain app on his phone.
The combination of a top batsman.

>implying there are no white indians

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just got back from work lads

how quickly did england get bowled out?

He didn't go to sainsburys he sent siddle to get his dairy milk

ah yes the economic powerhouse of jervis bay

back when they took that 'mate' the federal government was absolutely nothing like what it is now, states completely ran the show. wasn't until 1920 that that changed

Only the ones Alexander BLEACHED

yikes

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60 all out, following on now

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE

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I liked his interview

They are 130-2 in following on after being bowled out for 90

he had siddle run off and get it for him actually

Get ready for a BROKEN FUCKEN CUP

I thought England had no openers?

yeah there are tons including myself

pavement

m8 this is the cricket thread

My cricket group chat is now called Steve Smith boat party and we’re all england fans. I think he’s the best test batsman of all time.

You forgot England's second greatest rory

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Don who?

based teenage girl taste in music

Malinga got another wicket

>T20
>Second wicket was not out
>Third wicket was off a no ball
zzzzzzzzzz

good old wodewick, what an absolute simp

Australians doesnt understand that england isnt shit they just got shit coaches who tell them to bat wrong

>forgetting Ian bell

>CUP
Imagine not calling it a box.

Dat beer balcony, reminds me of the WACA's Farley Stand where everyone used to stand and drink piss.

Steve Smith is looking kinda average now after this bowling performance.

Steve Smiths the only lad Ive ever seen do a backfoot drive for 4 off a yorker/half volley

Spell icup lad

Where did all the kiwis go

icup

maybe that half squat at the serve? Likely the case that training is doing more damage than actual game day. To be truthful, I find myself looking at their toned arses and legs more appealing than the game of beach volleyball itself. I might be alone in this though

p sure the correct term is donglebinger mate

i see you pee
oh shit looks like you got me haha

It will change to Rory burns boat party if he scores a tonne and we get a decent total no doubt

Do boxes nowadays come with gooch tape or something? What's that brown stuff on it.

Out loud lad

WHERE ARE MY WICKETS? HAVE YOU SEEN MY WICKETS? I NEED MY WICKETS? PLEASE GIVE ME SOME WICKETS?

coward soiled himself

no no no this isn't beach volley ball. This is beach handball.
Even better

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Strikes again!

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just said it mate

MY WICKETS WHERE ARE THEY

Anyone wanna put a bet down on whether root will make 3 figures?

Terrible road surface.
Like the good ol Caliche meself.

Why can't Lyon catch

so fucking funny kek

Apparently he was really fucked off about it as well.

kino watching each person as they run into shot.

I'll bet you absolutely nothing he's out for 70 +/-5

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>Rory Burns already qualifies as one of England's best openers of the last decade
>the bar is that low

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>le looping bouncers are easier to catch

THROW DOWN THE FUCKING STUMPS YOU CUNT

based drunks

Look at his arm when he threw it. It was like watching Murali bowling - there's some massive revs on the ball and Gazza was beaten by the spin.

based retard

only Billy Root can continue the Root family line now, thanks Storc

oh my, isn't their egg on my face. I'm glad to be a part of such a community that doesn't string me up for making such an embarrassing faux pas.

I need a WICKET
I'm holding out for a WICKET 'til the end of the night

was it cumming lol?

getting a bit dark out there lads, might have to call it early

if you're triggered enough to watch it frame by frame you'll find that it actually bounced more than he expected and hit him in the chest

Can see it zoomed here.

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brb bowling full bungers because everyone knows that makes it harder for the batsman to hit

tipping only two innings worth of cricket to have been played by the end of day 4

>Bounce and spin
NICE GARRY

can tell you've never played cricket

*busts down the door to the thread*
i hear one you nu males said that warne was better than murali

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why'd we make all these spinny pitches when we don't have a decent spinner

why didn't he just hold onto the ball lol

the louder they scream "bowled gaz" the more likely a wicket becomes, it is inevitable

can see he moved to run out leach too early

>just bowl it through the air bro, bouncing just makes it easier to hit

Thoughts on paying for it?

wtf bros!!! you told me NZ were good!! Why are they getting demolished by some fat has-been ? I'm literally shaking rn!

He objectively was.
Murali played most of his career on spinning dustbowls. Warne on Australian roads. Warne could also bat [spoiler]and actually bowled the ball.[/spoiler]

>he's got 50
Root WILL be gone next delivery

Chuckaaaa

I thought Lolinga had retired

any coach will tell you to throw like that, even when going for direct hits

OYYYEEE BOWLIN' GAZZZAAAA

Certainly needs to clock a captains knock this innings. Smith is making all their batters look paltry.

grim banter

Smith is back to setting fields, he's sick of Paines shit

Too much thinking.

Has there ever been a tied test cricket match?

just two of the most famous games of all time both of which involved australia wouldn't expect you to know them

Forgot to type that into google did ya m8?

Yes

Looks like Joe finally got to the Root of his batting problems lol

Arguably the purest form of sex as there's no deeper meaning behind it, lets be honest we all lie about ourselves to get a girl into bed, girls use sex as an emotional weapon, there's no need for all the games and lies if you pay for it.

Warming up my lungs
*breathes in*
LE 50 AND

Thinking Root is going to mix things up and declare with about 10 overs to play today

got cenno today and already gave most of it to camwhores
shant be eating for another fortnight

Yeah just needs to bat at 4

>PAINE
PAINE
>PAINE
PAINE
>PAINE
PAINE
>PAINE

YOU COULD HAVE CAUGHT IT

>it was jacket weather in june
>expecting an indian summer and for it to be warm until november
>its now literally cold in early september
shant be engaging ever again with global frauding theory ever again
this has been the shortest summer in living memory

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>Root passes 50
>Starts edging

Usual business here lads.

Paine is too smart of a captain to dive for catches

youtube.com/watch?v=_sEEDZr03xA

I know that's how they coach them, and it's wrong, I've seen balls deviate off the square and miss the wickets.
I also saw this one ball which got a bit of extra bounce off the square and hit the bowler in the chest which resulted in him missing a crucial run out which cost his team the most prestigious trophy in world cricket.

How has paine not gone for that wtf

How is Paine still a) captain b) even in the squad

kek
KEK
K E K

>another one

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YOU COULD HAVE FUCKING CAUGHT IT

Expensive over from Cummins. Root obviously has him on the ropes and he needs to be pulled immediately.

Every milestone Smith gets I reckon Paine shits himself as it's one step closer to him being booted off the team the first chance Cricket Australia gets.

Because he's made the team friendly and that's all that matters.

POO PEELAND ARE COOKED

Surely Paine is going to stand down at the end of this series anyway?

very amusing anagram of 'grim banter' I've found

Honestly, he's only still in the squad because he's the captain and he's only the captain because they don't want to remove a captain in the middle of a series

>Paine doesn't need to score runs
>he's been selected as a specialist keeper

Fucksake....

>cook
>strauss
>burns
>compton
>anyone else
>roy
>mooen ali

based retard

Can it still be said that Paine dropped the Ashes if he never even tried to catch it?

Gilly would have caught that.

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That's also Warners fault, he was right there too

Abbott would take care of these mugs in one over. Australian selectors are braindead.

>the australian captain has an FC average of 28

yikerinos

i wish i was in plovdiv

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Reckon Carey would have taken that, or even Wade

How was Lyon taking wickets for fun at Edgbaston and done fuck all since? Has he been frazzled at losing 2 free wickets in Poeen?

would suggest most people aren't a fan considering the media have spent the last 20 years telling us he was a corrupt murderer

Reminder that test cricket is autism: the sport.

Paine did nothing wrong. In my keeping days I'd often leave those for first slip.

kek the BBC pages today were headlining as if he was some sort of inspirational leader not some african dictator that put his country's economy down the shitter

it was closer to the keeper than it was to slip

Is this meant to disprove my point? Note I said 'one of'

To play the devils advocate, that went very quickly.

good thing that everyone is on the spectrum then

>can't bat
>can't bowl
>can't field
>can't keep
>can't review
>can't set fields
>can't not throw nice guy Patty Cummins under the bus
>can't captain

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We'll have a review, mate

>Paine wasting a review after missing the sitter of a catch
SEETHING.

Le appeal for everything bowler

>can't review

>it's another Paine wastes a review out of embarrassment, only to further embarrass himself

need I remind you that he was also a nigger

>yeah we'll have a review mate

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NICE REVIEW KEK

Aussies wasting a review? Woah!

It happens, mate

yeah, we'll have a review m8.

>Yeah we'll have a review mate

Don't really like the Australian team, but le 50 and get out Root is fucking hilarious and I want it to continue.

Does it?

?

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>Grim Poone
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So when is Paine getting fucking dropped, Langer needs to come out of the rooms down onto the pitch and fucking strangle paine to death

IT JUST DID, MATE

>Root getting runs

Jesus christ, Australia really must be bowling badly

It's a word Tories use. Means 'frightened'.

to be fair that wasn't a bad review, other than the fact it hit him outside the line and was missing the stumps completely

>Fucks Cummins over again
The absolute state of Gayne

Root hasn't scored a single proper run since passing 50. What the fuck is his problem.

>Pat Cummins to Root, no run, Australia lose one of their reviews. Their DRS numbers - "6 out of 25" says Michael Atherton on air.

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Very favourable, he arguably stimulated the Australian economy with an influx of Rhodesians.

Smith was totally pushing for it

never seen a thread with so few replies to other posts

So Corbyn is gonna be PM next week yeah?

He got hit in the nuts earlier.

mentally weak

kek
dat timing.

Le appeal for everything bowler when don't get wickets

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Would be funny to see Haseeb "Single figures in the 2nd XI" Hameed back.

Yer what, mate?

if england declare 210 behind can australia enforce the follow one

I think Aussies invented the thing of replying at other posts without (You)ing them, and I'm a big fan.

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Tories are polling well above everyone else under BoJo which is why the rebel alliance is so afraid to have a general election

no i was referencing how grim it has been, a full list of openers >we have used in test cricket since strauss retired:
>cook
>carberry
>compton
>trott
>robson
>moeen ali
>lyth
>hales
>duckett
>hameed
>jennings
>denly
>roy

root's fucked. kneecap is gone

>since passing 50

Honestly, what has Paine done for the team other than make us soft? Fuck all that repairing our image shit we need TO BE FUCKING SLEDGING, THAT'S WHAT WE ALL WANT TO SEE

Get the fuck up you soft cunt

Nah, they're going to give BoJo a majority so Brexit gets forced through. Even though Brexit is a minority position now, they just couldn't vote for Corbyn.

jesus fucking christ cunt give it a rest you seething cazzie. hes only captain because smith is ineligible to captain at the moment.

also >burns

England's physios spend more time on the field than their openers

>tfw watching kino malinga spell

T20>tests, suck it whitoids

broken fucken cup

>le 50 and retired hurt man

>Smith
>same hit as hughes that killed hughes
>played on

>Root
>hit in the knee
>used to be an adventurer because of it

Pathetic. I wouldn't like to show the Aussies this if I was english. Doesn't want to be out there.

Corbyn wants brexit anyway, so I'm sure he's happy stinking up the place a little longer

Nah mate, I personally think that 2013/14 series was the worst series of all time and made me ashamed to be Australian.
I much prefer it when we lose nicely.

link

One plausible scenario that is that the Tories will call a motion of no confidence in themselves, which will force a GE if they lose it.
However this requires the other parties to vote for it (3/4s need to) and they purposefully won't.

True. Most embarrassing bit was Smoth getting his mates like Kohli to plead with the fans to stop booing him. Australian cricket is soft as fuck now, bring back your fearsome attitude and you might start to actually win a match or two

>Yorker gets out a batsman trying to slog
Amazing.

... actually I just saw that box replay.. ouch.

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You missed it made just one wicket left

root has opened as well iirc.

So put a (c) next to any old cunts name and let Smith make all the important decisions.

IN THE DICK

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You reviewed a ball that was hitting the pads outside off and missing the stumps...out of embarrassment? I sometimes buy the big issue out of embarrassment. I don't throw away reviews that have already proven to be fucking important.

>Even though Brexit is a minority position now

No evidence for this whatsoever, just Remainer propaganda reliant on dodgy polls

You guys got seriously weird about that. Proper overreaction and self flagellation.

only way burns is gonna succeed long term in test cricket is if he becomes more autistic, reckon we should send him and smoth to play with some toy trains together might give him a competitive edge

stoneman as well

I thought it hit his knee.
Some guy lost a testicle with a box split once.
No wonder he was on the ground.

you know what they do to horses when they bust their knees in sports

why do only horses get shot?

>One plausible scenario that is that the Tories will call a motion of no confidence in themselves, which will force a GE if they lose it.
Isn't that directly in the Prime Minister? In which case, it would be quite odd for him to not step down from party leadership.

Also, your first past the post system sucks. That is all.

he already does cazzie. paine is that any old cunt.

politics is a trick they play on the goyim, dont fall for it lads

that was from the earlier hit in the nuts, they just showed what happened to his box

>a good technique is neccessary to be a good test opene-

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I unironically dislocated+broke my knee and it retired me from playing rugby at 15, it's a pretty awful injury if you break the socket ur pretty fucked

Love a bit of tactical time wasting

Well pick an any old cunt who can actually play half decent in at least ONE DISCIPLINE of the game.

Business idea: Based Tony Abbott to return to his birth country and take up the mantle as leader of the Conservative Party and Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, and gloriously free us from the shackles of the dastardly European Union.

Nearly hit wicket

The party can move a no confidence motion in their leader, Parliament can move a no confident motion in the government. If no other party can command a majority it forces an election.

Whats ruining /cric/ more? England going on about brexit or Indians going on about the caste system

UKIP/Farage tried to get FPTP changed - it was dismissed by the larger parties because they all loathed UKIP and also dismissed by the other small parties because they loathed UKIP, and it bit them all on the arse in subsequent elections.

Sure thing, pal.

Root's got no idea with Cummins.

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Now this is a pommie scheme I can get behind.

only is Smith could be tested in swinging conditions we could've EXPOSED him for the fraud that he is

>61

Redditstralia BTFO

REST OF MY LIFE GONNA START TODAY

We literally don't have a single person who is eligible to captain who is safe in their spot except for cummins

I'm in favour of any course of action that results in Tony Abbott leaving the country.

Friendly reminder that lasith malinga took four in four again but you'd rather watch the ashes LOL

So he went down from the knee or the nutshot?

just now? the knee

sehwag averaged 50

Be sure to specify him when asking because if you say 'send us your British former PM' they're gonna send Julia Gillard.

>Indians going on about the caste system
LITERALLY THE FIRST POST

If Jimmy Anderson was fit then Smith wouldn't have got a score higher than 12 all series, and that's just an objective fact.

malinga is shit

>has been in and contributed heavily to two consecutive 100+ partnerships in his last two innings

APOLOGISE

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friendly reminder that lasith malinga is a chucking fraudster

Surely Labuschange is safe as houses now

seething poofta

>BoJo last chance to get an early election with vote on monday
>loses because labour know that tories will recover their majority in an election pre-31 Oct
>law passes mandating Boris to ask for extension
>parliament prorogued
>boris forced to ask for extension
At this point there are two possibilities
>macron convinces eu not to grant extension
>deal put to vote
>passed
>general election held, Boris wins
Or
>eu offers extension
>Boris legally obligated to take it
>31 Oct passes
>vote of no confidence passes
>election
>Brexit party eats into Tory and Labour vote
>lib dems don't do as well as they expect (because half their parliamentary seats are held by people in non lib dem constituencies)
>Brexit party biggest party, coalition with Tories, Farage PM
>no deal
Either way, Corbyn loses

>76

GRIMGLAND BTFO

t. cumbrain

ahaha inflatables, great banter

Friendly reminder that this is just a warm-up to the most important cricket match of the evening, Worcestershire Rapids vs Sussex Sharks in the quarter-finals of the Brainlet Blast.

yeah but he's played 1 and a half tests pretty well you can't make him captain. If he shits the bed in the first 2 tests of next series he wont stay long

Can't see Boris swallowing that massive load of semen mate.

There's an Indian version of this about an elephant named Blinky, he has a red saddle and a pink bridle.

>Farage PM

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>Brexit party biggest party

nice larp

never see those inflatable bananas these days

*cumbrian

There's a rule about not binding future parliaments, so surely Johnson could just repeal whatever parliament force through if he gets a decent majority, then push through whatever exit he wants.

So Root confirmed for no balls?

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Last time I saw one of those was on Supermarket Sweep.

reminder that Nigel Cuckbarge will fail to win a seat ONCE AGAIN

>Farage winning a seat

Really enjoying the contest bros
Watching cricket again is boosting my iq and helping me to repel bad thoughts away

How many do you think Siddle has at home?

But abbott is a poofter.

Please watch our sport (test cricket)

Another one of those 90s series they're bringing back and it'll inevitably be shit.

hard brexit
ban football
make cricket part of the national curriculum
remove inheritance tax
reintstatate firearm licenses
remove zero hour working contracts
replace the 40 hour working week with a humanitarian one
++massive internet tax
ban reddit
remove the monarchy

just fixed broken Britain lads

If he did have any he doesn't anymore

I'm voted remain and i truly believe that this is what will happen

It's from msn chat rooms, it's almost 20 years old now lmao

lmao have an upvote xD

this is such a fucking road that i bet even roy will score 10

you dont think the dogshit crystal maze with moss was good?

Ruggers for the Deanos
Cricket for the Poshos
simple as

I was diagnosed at a young age with an 167 IQ

Wade (C)

(Not him but) I refused to watch it, too many good memories

doubt it, nicking off to second slip after a cover drive for 4.

But in this scenario boris only has a majority after we have left so that is a moot point. It's true that parliament can't be bound by itself though

Prediction: Brexit Party will fail to win more than a handful of seats thanks to FPTP fuckery, all they will achieve is taking more of the Tory vote than Labour in marginals

>all these edgy unrealistic policy ideas
>nothing about forcibly removing all the shitskins infesting your major cities

Thinking you're a bit of a strange lad...

Corbyn isn't scared of losing the election. Boris has already said he wouldn't prorogue parliament and call for an election and did both those things. He would almost have certainly set the election date after the brexit date and had us crash out the EU.

The brexit party won't get seats either way. Even at UKIP's height they struggles. People vote for more peripheral parties like Lib Dems, greens and brexit party at EU elections. That doesn't mean any of those parties will make big gains.

Why have I got Google Images search page open, lads? I can't remember.

>An 167

I was talking about the ashes bro...

Don't think Archer would bloody allow it mate

I actually never saw that one

>voted remain

Yikes, didn't realise I shared the thread with low-IQ cowards

Nah. Liberal voter, for the record.

what's your balding alcoholic deano policy?

nonce

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The coward Joe Root

Everyone still convinced Root to go out within the next 10 runs?

dam i forgot

*ban islam

attaboy

Could easily ban reddit if we really wanted to

Unlikely. Most of the people opposing Boris aren't doing it to avoid no deal, they're doing it to avoid brexit.

You know northern Ireland right?
That's future england if brexit doesn't succeed.
Russia, China and the US would gladly supply the weapons too.

>poo point sebben run rate

England COOKED and ROOTED.

>38.2% of people in Sydney speak a language other than English at home with Mandarin (4.7%), Arabic (4.0%), Cantonese (2.9%), Vietnamese (2.1%) and Greek (1.6%) the most widely spoken

hmm, I thought Poztralia were meant to be the saviours of the white man

Tipping the coward Joe Root to throw away his wicket right before they get the new ball

you'll have the ra and every paki in a loose alliance over this, not sure if you thought this through

>That's future england if brexit doesn't succeed.
95% white? Hmmmm reconsidering this pro-Brexit stance..............

>burns has played t20 games for surrey
how, can't imagine him playing a shot other than his little legside nurdle and a wonky cover drive

New thread before Root edges?

Nothing to do with ethnicity other than nobody trusts a German controlled EU.

it's probably always been a comparatively high level of lote at home in Sydney

Fucking pissed, should've been an easy game for pozzies. Looks like a dead set draw, gonna bet me last money dad gave me for accommodation which Is 2400gbp for uni. At least high stakes kino match on hands for last test

Just hold on and we can start the thread with the choking mong looking dejected

The coward Joe Root is more concerned about his batting average than trying to win

reminder that Poo Peeland are going to win

Just for info, I've felt politically homeless since the collapse of the Liberal Party's viability under Lloyd George

>you'll have the ra and every paki in a loose alliance over this
*joins the dots with a simple deviation to Sinn Fein*

Wish we had an opener like Burns tbqph

>Mo: "Bold call here, but Pat Cummins may well be remembered as one of the best quicks of this generation. Frighteningly good" This has been some spell

>some spell
>no wickets

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NI is a mostly sectarian issue stemming from hundreds of years of troubled history and English incompetence. It's no way comparable to what's been a recent issue with no real history of violence from either side.

>Pat Cummins to Root, 1 run, uhhh! Cummins has a big smile on his face.

bit gay

Would be handy.

THE AUSSIES ARE COOKED. GAZZAS ON DEATHS DOOR. IM EATING AUSSIE WATERMELON A THOUSAND ABOS DIED MAKING

This is tory propaganda and clearly working

bit like that spell from archer to Smith which everyone was raving about ey?

It’s true though they could have avoided no deal by voting for a deal or offering a single alternative but they declined 5 (five) times

BOWLED GAZZA NICE ONE GAZZA GREAT WORK WITH THAT ROPE GAZZA GREAT VERTICAL SUSPENSION OF YOUR NECK FROM THAT BEAM GAZZA

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tipping the black man to skittle Poztralia for fuck all in the second innings

rightly so. he was very troubled by a medium paced trundler who nibbles it about a bit

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

hope england lose
my country is dead to me

Time for a new thread soon my nig nigs

The coward Tim Paine overbowling Cummins

Mate if he didn't neck himself after that missed run out he's hardly going to snap now over a couple runs without a wicket

NICE FAT WIFE AND RETARDED KIDS GAZZA

Someone redpill me on why the UK needs permission from other countries to make changes in parliament.

The ERG could have secured Brexit if they had voted for the deal. They didn't, therefore they want to stop brexit.

>NI is a mostly sectarian issue stemming from hundreds of years of troubled history and English incompetence. It's no way comparable to what's been a recent issue with no real history of violence from either side.
Do you know the history of England?
The current state was formed by a french state to begin with.

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He's ditched her for some hot young slut

we don't

Lmao those deals only failed cos they weren't extreme enough for the hardcore brexiteers in the Tory party. Honestly pathetic to complain about the opposition opposing the government's bills, that's literally what they are there for.

I don't know what you are talking about

Why is starc's run rate the worst
I thought he is best Australian bowler

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>Number 11 scores as many as the next two highest batsmen combined
>Poo Peeland

We don't, we're just in the unfortunate situation where all the politicians we elected have no intention of implementing the will of the people. Need a general election so they can be purged desu

>It's interesting that Jonathan Agnew from #tms never mentions Rory Burns ugly, ungainly batting technique, while never failing to describe what he calls Smith's "painful" batting style.
>Oi, Agnew!
>I've seen your painful attempts with bat - and ball for that matter. Maybe STFU?

>Pozzie '''''''''''''''''''''banter''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

He can bowl fast but he's a utter scatter gun, bit like mitch johnson but not as good

>expecting the EU to give you a reasonable deal when they know your traitorous pollies won't allow you to leave without one

Business idea: Remain and reform

I'm not convinced that he understands the causes of the troubles either. Just want to follow the cricket.

Boris' entire career is based on the fact that he was a scholar at school and David Cameron wasn't, but Cameron got a first at Oxford and Johnson didn't. Everything makes sense when you know this.

BAKING

Hasn't played a game in weeks.
It's really obvious 2bh.

What are England's tactics here?

It's a yikes from me, given that the EU is completely incapable of reform

I think you've had a fair shake of that tree over the last however many decades mate.

You guys were saying he's better than bumrah during world cup

Business idea: Bet heavily against the success of british business and then tank the economy by funding an ungainly departure from the EU

Hit the ball away from the stumps and run between the two stumps when the fielders aren't throwing the ball at them

give them 6 months to reform or we leave

Avoid defeat here. Win at the Oval and take one of the most ill deserved Ashes victories in history.

Not getting out

NI is a microcosm of how britons and irish have been fucked by aristocracy over 1000 years.

>Nathan Lyon is just a bit too short

Rude desu. We know he's an ugly little midget, but no need to rub it in

To retain their wickets whilst also scoring runs.

For Australia, I think they'll want to prevent England scoring runs whilst pushing for wickets.

Why is it a bad thing to have them throw the ball?

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Don't understand why the pommies don't simply let Ireland have their little patch of land back

>Destroying your economy just to prove a point to some Eurocrats
>This from the "muh economy over all muh trickle down" party
Honestly embarrassing. The reason we don't have any bargaining power is because they didn't have a brexit plan and have done nothing in the 3 years since the vote. Had they seriously started creating infrastructure at Dover and making trade deals they'd have been able to negotiate a much better deal. But they haven't because they never expected to win and have to be taken seriously.

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Root 69 with another man

It's not up to them.

>Destroying your economy just to prove a point to some Eurocrats

Pretty sure the actual reason they're looking at doing it is because that's what 17.4 million people asked for matie.

The people there don't want to be part of the Republic. The Brits only get blamed because of the police and prison shit and historical reasons.

Sometimes the numbers don't tell the story, was a fantastic spell of bowling, created a lot of chances.

Just poking fun at the fact the UK is still part of the EU instead of unilaterally withdrawing, if no satisfactory arrangement can be negotiated, lad.

The issue is not an ethnic problem.
Similar to WA secessionism, though a bit more cultural differences (language, etc).
The fact is, the whole thing started as rebellion against the Norman state.