NOOOOO he can't be the best player he's a defender

>NOOOOO he can't be the best player he's a defender

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Nah bruv, hez nutin witout gini

>NOOOOOOOOOO you can't say that van dijk is the best defender because dembele missed a sitter

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unironically true, all kids dream of being forwards and kicking goals. Kids that become defenders are only defenders because they are failed attackers therefore the most talented players are ALWAYS forwards

of course, when they're kids, coaches look if they have the qualities to be strikers, if they don't they check if they have the qualities to be wingers, if they don't they check if they have the qualities to be midfielders, if they don't they check if they have the qualities to be centerbacks, if they don't they check if they have the abilities to be left backs or rights, if they don't they play as goalkeepers, and if they're shit at goalkeeping, they can try another sport

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>NOOOOOOOO you can't just give another ballon d'or to Messi and ignore van dyke, defenders are the most oppressed minority and we need diversity

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ah, yes, another 20 year old pretending to have watched maldini.

>implying i'm not way too old to be here right now

Why do third worlders like Ronaldo and Messi so much?

>NOOOOO they can't be the best player they're a woman

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Those wojaks get worse everytime I see them.

Unironically true, women are not the best at anything related to physical or mental skill

How about taking dick?

Outclassed by OP.

oof

Gay men probably take it and suck it better

...

based

van dijk actually started as a striker in holland, but then he grew to be a man mountain they tried him at CB and he was GOAT at it so he changed

>he lacks the tactical knowledge to understand why a central defender should almost ALWAYS win the Ballon d'Or

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