Germany v. Netherlands Official Pre-Match thread

Give rightful clay

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Meme’s aside Dutch football has overtaken German football, right?

Both league and national

how? the dutch have failed to qualify for the last euros and WC

Yeah no. Those are the most depressing parts of Germ*ny.

If anything, we should take Flandres

I'd post the image of the Dutch women with their black boyfriends saying that Dutch men are too weak but I'm too lazy to search for it

>he voluntarily wants to have the Ruhr area

kek, be careful what you wish for

>The Dutchman craves victory
And fails.

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That's why your economic growth is stalling and your country is falling behind LMAO

Sign the surrender documents again before your cities get carpet bombeb into oblivion for the 100th time (353.000 - 635.000 CASUALTIES)

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Hey Dutchies, stop camping in my region and making our little comfy town shops constantly full and exhausted.

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i want to have sex with sylvie van der vaart

my parents do this

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But you do the exact same thing here!

>Sylvie van der Vaart
>van der Vaart

Don't get me wrong, Dutch people are nice for the most part and don't cause any real problems here, but in the spring and summer and especially on the weekends there's just too many of you here

Our town of 5,000 can't accomodate this many people, the shops and restaurants get so fucking full and everywhere you go you hear Dutch or German in a Dutch accent

there's only two reasons germans go to netherlands: weed and to study (or both)

And to dig a bunch of holes at our beaches

Don't take it personally, but every German I have studied with has been the most anti-social type of person. They barely bothered to learn the language and even their English was sub-par

Even the French tried harder

I'm rooting for the true Germanic people.

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because only shitty students who couldn't get into german unis go to either netherlands or austria to study
we call them "NC refugees" (NC = numerus clausus)

also students who feel like they need to have an erasmus semester on their CV but don't want to go too far away and don't actually want to meet new cultures/people, just get the 6 months over and have it on their CV

>1 city vs an entire country leveled

Sad!

Lads, will this be a 0-0 slugfest, Germany destroying the Netherlands by a score of at least 3-0, or will this be entertaining in some way?
Will we at least see chimpouts?

Will be very entertaining and we will see at least 3 goals.

What makes you say that?

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Our offensive players are better than ever and they are in good condition. We are going to win euro 2020 too.

Well Gnabry didn't dribble past him.

No way this ends 0:0, both defenses are shit

But user, did you watch that bears packers game last night?

what is a bears packers?

hey germs, stop digging holes in our beaches

I like the Dutch people myself, go Netherlands.

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Werner and Gnabry will dab on Man mountain and De Fraud.

Based 1/64er

I have never known anyone who went to the Dutch beaches desu

It's pretty pointless to be going to the Netherlands for that when we have beaches at the North Sea ourselves.

Whenever I go kitesurfing at either Oostvoorne or Scheveningen there are always lots of krauts
Not that I mind them much, but still.

Now that I think about it I reckon our beaches are much better positioned for onshore wind, so that probably explains it.

Fuck moffen
Fuck Janny
En
Fuck Jandino

- the dutch NT only gets good in the second half
- the german NT is only good in the first half

pure Vietnamese blood here

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*seven nation army starts playing*
ALLE DUITSERS ZIJN HOMO

>ZIJN
how do you pronounce this?

It doesn't make any sense but it's real. Whenever the weather is good and Germany has a holiday there's traffic jams from Dortmund to Zandvoort

Where is the best place to travel in Germany. Something off the beaten path?

Almost like ''sign'' with a Z instead of an S and a harder tone
Why do French people even bother with the last few letters in a word? you never pronounce them so why just not leave them out

hmmmm because the way they're written is how they should be written

gun to your head, would you rather be dutch
>legal weed
>become a 6'4 chad
>never won a wc and known bottlers
>full of morrocans
>accent sounds like a german gargling cum
>country is sinking into the atlantic

or german
>many WC's
>good cars and can drive 9001 MPH on the motorway
>bad food
>full of turks
>not allowed nukes
>lots of countries hate you for world wars

inb4 picking a different country

german, the country looks like something

Moselland

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the only thing the Netherlands have going for them is the legal weed, they dont even have mountains ffs.

>bad food
coming from a Brit, lmao

german because I don't want to be a lanklet bald at age 23

just avoid the north-west (which is just full of boring plain fields) and every other region here has something nice to offer desu

but nobody can tell you're bald if they can't see the top of your head

t. coping manlet

Sächsische Schweiz

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kek true

I'm short and fat with curly hair

Found the immigrant

grow hair

Southern Bavaria desu

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based jewish diaspora

>at first i was like
but then i was like

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Dutch coastline is closer for most westgermans

Funfact i grew up in the village before the church on the left

Hahaha that is great. Saved.

what went wrong user?

Why is everything French people touch inefficiënt and with a touch of misplaced arrogance lmao

indeed we touched the netherlands

yeah that would suck.. i imagine.. not that i know haha

Because doing this efficiently isn't alway the best way do do this weirdly enough

I have met American tourists who were very fascinated and in love with the Schwäbische Alb (where I'm from)

We have lots of random castles everywhere and qt villages and small towns here that are somewhat hidden.

But don't tell too many of your countrymen, we don't want to have too many tourists here which would result in McDonald's and other crappy franchise shits being built all over the place

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Bavaria appeals to me, but I think I might be doing a trip on the Appalachian Trail this fall. If I went to Germany I'd rather do some cultural sites, maybe take in a big soccer match.

tfw americans can go on the moon but not in that street

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I am Saxon

stop resisting

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Camping is just our form of reconnaissance, the endlösung will soon follow.

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Zayn. Z as is zebra. Ay as in Ayala. N as never.

*rapes you*

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Auschwitz

You got the IJ wrong. In fact, you got the whole word wrong.

user I speak Dutch. Zijn is pronounced Zine. I didnt spell it that way because I disnt want to confuse it with Zine as in Zinedine zidane

Post vocaroo

Give back the bicycles hans

You have my permission to forcefully remove these abominations and put them on a train eastwards.

Fucking Völler managing to trigger Rijkaard of all people.

>american humor (or geography for that matter)

>Neuer (c), Ginter, Süle, Tah, Klostermann, Kimmich, Kroos, Schulz, Reus, Gnabry, Werner.

>Cillessen, Dumfries, De Ligt, van Dijk (c), Blind, De Roon, F. de Jong, Wijnaldum, Promes, Depay, Babel.

Have Germany been shit since Lahm retired?

That german defence is mind-numbingly shit. the fucking state of it

>Neuer (c),
I wish they would realise MATS is far superior at this point.

he isn't even part of the national team anymore

he didnt mean hummels la

>MATS
Marc Andre Ter Stegen
not >dummels

Need Rüdiger back. Get it together, Chelsea medicine staff.

I mean, of course he is, but Neuer actually got back in form, so I'm okay with this. What pisses me off is that Löw insists on playing Kimmich as DM.

Wijnaldum would have been benched if van de Beek wasn't injured

Are germans cheating? should there be a limited number?

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not going to post here

shan't read neutral posts

>2nd most registered players
>absolute shit

what did US soccer mean by this?

>Kimmich as DM.
He's the new Lahm. Gotta follow in his footsteps.

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most are certainly short legged latinas, also large countries doesn't help to develop talent

Difference is that Lahm was good regardless of where he played. Kimmich is only good as RWB.

>Kimmich is only good as RWB.
Agreed but "good as a RWB" is a bit of an overstatement when his crosses are still piss poor. I'm surprised Da Costa doesn't get more time as a RWB considering his good form last season with Frankfurt.

It's okay because we're not gonna score with Bablel and Promes

Who should I root for? convince me.

>Bablel
oh no no no no

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well wingback is a meme anyway. its for players who cant defend well enough to play fullback but cant attack well enough to play winger

alle duitsers zijn homo

I have long stopped making sense out of Löw call-ups. Once he likes someone on a position, its hard for them to get dropped. There are a lot of player who should get a call based on performance like Volland, Da Costa, Demirbay, Demme etc.

Us lad, same flag colors

>babel in 2019

If you've watched Frankfurt you will see both of the types you've mentioned. Kostic great at going forward as a LWB/LM but cant cross to save his life and isn't a fan of going backwards. Da Costa on the other hand is a good defender as a RWB/RM and you could get away with playing him at RCB if needed but he has very little end product.

Actually I decided to root for germany.
1) a dutch defeat gives more chance to northern ireland to qualify over you(sadly to kind still qualify with the play off)
2) victory hides the problems, so a german NT not fixing their problems because they keep winning is good for the Euro

>soccer match
Loose the lingo when passing the atlantic you mutt

>2) victory hides the problems, so a german NT not fixing their problems because they keep winning is good for the Euro
if the 2018 wc and the nations league performance has shown anything than that winning or losing doesn't really change anything for löw, he's not gonna change anway

>doesn't really change anything for löw, he's not gonna change anway
Once a ball sniffer all ways a ball sniffer

actually that's good because Low stays in charge

I want to believe but at the same time I don't understand how Koeman can keep starting Babel and Dumfries after they've been proven to be shitters countless times before

What other choices does he have?

Friendly reminder that De Ligt and De Jong are absolute garbage who only performed well in the ultimate farmers league, the Ered*visie
They hadn't had a single good game in Juve or Barca so far

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Veltmann or that lad from Lyon

Remind me how well Germ*n teams have fared in the CL lately

de jong does solid games at barca.

Chadeboer

De Twink was good in preseason for Barca and is performing above average in a poor Barca team. Lets not forget Valverde played him at LEFT FUCKING WING against betis ffs.

But agreed on >De Ligt

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What the fuck is Dutch food

Ajax came that far because of Ziyech and Tadic.
De Ligt is a shitter and cost them the final.

Better than Americ*n food

>bad food
>tf

No probably isn’t. American food is GOAT which is why our chains are all over the world. Don’t know any Dutch chains though, I’d like to try it

grow

>american """""""""food"""""""""""
american food is food that one can only crave when drunk

Because traditional food isn't meant to be made in 5 minutes and be full of microplastics.

What even is american food?
Nuggets?

Bitterballen!
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Here, have a bitterbal. That's bound to shut you up

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I can already imagine burning myself with those

-winter comfort food
-deep fried snacks
-indonesian food

>dutch food
>"indonesian food"

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me too

>De Ligt is a shitter and cost them the final.
So true.
De ligt always fucks up at do or die moments, expecting the same tonight

Its ours now la'

WHAT?

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I'm 6'5" little man

1st for Memepiss

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...

Based Juninho FC Chad

small club mentality

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Did Huntelaar retire from playing for national team? If not, how the fuck is he not our striker tonight.

>t. oil merchant

4 months till the ballon d'or, messi will win it there

>qatar
>oil

>he's not rewatching a Seinfeld episode while waiting for the match
shiggy

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Lots of indonesian food in the netherlands lad. More so for me probably (because Im indo).

Germans, who do you like to win against the most if you had to pick?

Dutch?
English?
French?

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>he uses Android
How's life as a virgin?

>phoneposting
>american-jewish garbage
Mehmet you are fucking retarded

The main Dutch universities are actually fantastic in their specialities..

I hope it's a great game and all the fans have a nice time

the only correct answer is to win against the dutch

the still take in shitters to make money

>appletard
yikes

>What have we ever done to them?

Oh, not just us. By losing the war you gave progressives and other types of lefties the opportunity to turn the West in a degenerate, globalistic, cucked, gynocentric, SJW hell hole. Look at your own country for fuck's sake. There is a reason why people start to see you as Sweden 2.0 (a.k.a Cuckmany).

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Cringe brainless ifag
Yeah I'll be laptop posting in front of my TV right
Seinfeld is the goat series

isn't that koeman?

2-2

Yeah okay it's gas, whatever

t. FvDumbo

huh

English

De Jong should be your striker

*FARTS*

givemereddit.stream/soccer/germany-vs-netherlands

Here's a stream.

Germany

I liked your cute anime girl reaction response better.

yes

Allies

Germany only have a chance if they score a shitload of goals, because Germany can’t defend for shit.

>no more lcim
why even watch?

>implying germany will make it past the meme mountain

damn sane ded?

Neither team can defend: the game

Dutch has shit attack, only way They score is from cornerkick, de Ligt and European player of the year

Germany can only win if they score more than Netherlands does

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Tbf playing against the Netherlands lost its thrill since they stopped having a star-studded NT

I love my Dutchbros. I hope everyone has a ton of fun tonight!

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weed isn't actually legal in netherlands

this

also germans why is there no free tv showing this?

Gedoogd curva

there is but they don't stream for free

this gonna be guddo

the dutch anthem blows

A clever Pole?

scotland

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Sad!

REUS REUS REUS

We're playing with fucking 5 in the back because Löw is a retard who can't into tactics and got scarred by the counterattacks last wc.
So prepare for a garbage game.

hmmmmmmmmm

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why are germans so handsome life is unfair :/

No it doesn't. At least ours has a history, yours is barely from the 18th century.

Yours is shit, accept it

Hopefully he is taking a leaf out of Adolf's book and using his wing backs as wide box to box players with a DM dropping deep into the defensive line.

Dutch are more handsome desu. theyre just bigger stronger germans

it's not his fault that's the only way to play international ball. 4 or 5 at the back, wait for the enemy to push up and counter. If you don't play with this many defenders there's no reason for the opponent to push and you have 2010 spain all over.

IDK but it involves cheese

Very true

May the better team win. I hope we'll have a fair game.

wow noyer is a man mountain

So the dutch zoomers then ?

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Dutch are physically more handsome but mentally incels.

what part of Holland are they from?

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What’s shocking is that they don’t have any good forwards. They used to have top team starters like Kuyt, Van Persie and Nistelrooy, and before that they had for instance Bergkamp and Kluivert. Now they don’t have any true top forward.

>that hair
blue window, Amsterdam

dennis rodman is dutch?

*ahem* Memepiss is elite on his day

Met some nice Germans but they were probably secretly judging me

Lol, no VAR.

anybody else autistic enough to google the villages on the banners?

descendents from our former collony Surinam, or the antilles, or a combination

>prematch hype as fuck
>good anthems with everyone happy and excited
>quality banter on spee
>match starts
>90 minutes of kicking sideways
>falling asleep in 40 seconds

every time

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why do the dutch want the possession?

They judged you silently.

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soccer is also gay

I don't think that's true.
The impression I have is that they are all chads who travel around europe and go to electronic festivals.

WTF ace stream has ads now?

Wouldn't mind giving her a Donk if you know what I mean.

Total football la

Dont forget, they speak perfect English but have a pure retarded accent

At least they didn't ruin the anthems this time by having some dumb singer take a shit on it with his or her interpretation of it

i am not afraid to admit i wish i was American

how are de jong and de ligt doing so far this season?

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kys

Let's go through all the good players in the starting 11:

Klostermann
Reus

>the absolute state of the manshaft

for me it's older couples coming over to eat some flammkuchen with a glass of riesling

Not arsed about any of these zoomer players

no to mention they mine your GPU

kys

kys

lol really?

>schulz
lmao

kys

so what's the best option

Kys

based

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GRANATE

It's still cancer tho.
footybite

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF DE LIGT

So fucking bad

>12 points
Ready your anus, Norn Iron

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>van dijk
*puts you onside*

meme mountain and de slip

I will never get used to all these niggers

I always rated Gnyabry

FUCKING OFFSIDE WHERE IS VAR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>go to my room
>hear they scored in the distance

every time

>de ligt

what a fucking flop

I expect 4 more goals

Not his fault

Your team is full of niggers and Albanians

Well looks like the game is over already
At least Ill get some sleep

See: If he was 10cm shorter it would've been offside.

DED LIGT

>letting shit like gnabry score against you

Embarrassing.

Imagine being the man mountain in that team and having to be all like "damn, Matthijs, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your running out of position and getting megged multiple times a game’ I would totally partner you, both for my club and national side" when all he really wants to do is win another CL with james milner. Like seriously imagine having to be Van Dijk and not only cover while de ligt flaunts his lack of footballing brain in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his questionable descision making and slow turning circle, and just sit there, game after game, mistake after mistake, while the media repeatedly suck his dick. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous agent but his haughty attitude as everyone in the team tells him YOU DESERVE 300K A WEEK and DAMN DE LIGT IS THAT TALENTED??? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his stupid fucking face contort into types of grimaces you hadn’t even seen from phil jones.
You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of clean sheets and premier league strikers and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE TEN YEAR CAREER coming straight out of holland. You've never even seen anything this fucking annoying before, and now you swear you can taste the cringe that's breaking out on the nations face as he parrots 'PSG or Barca' at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "genius" defending, the genius he worked so hard for with the best academy in the world spoonfeeding him before he leaves at the first opportunity. And then he aimlessly runs into midfield and wants a bit of help, and you know you could kill every single person on the pitch before the security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're Virgil Van fucking Dijk. You're not going to lose your future balon dor over this. It is what it is. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Maybe get out of your mom's bedroom then

>van dyke's positioning

You'd get a harbor with a lot of NEETs, the completely decrepit Ruhr area and even more dead flat land.
Not sure if that's worth it

isn't there VAR? why is the obvious offside goal allowed?

>letting shit like gnabry play for you

Embarrassing.

Germans are the true big brother of Belgium, FUCK NETHERLANDS

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van dyke is so afraid of being outrunned that he always put the forwards onside

JEJ

is LCIM going to play lads

Knowing how to dig trenches is very important, just ask the B*lgians

gnabry's foul desu

>de jong

that little nig is a little fast lads

too soon

when are the new kits coming out lads?

>gnabry fouls
>fk to germany

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>yfw the dutch fail to qualify for their 3rd straight tournament

frenkie is shit unironically.

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they still have the play offs

hmm no sweetie, de jong is the UEFA midfielder of the year

Hey, I'm not in charge. Most of the guys there are trash.

I was looking at junior level jobs in the Netherlands and they only pay like 30k euro lol, meanwhile they are 70k starting here. How do europeans survive? I guess when you have no money all your life you get used to living minimalist.

>leave the German race mixture to me

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>Me: *clears throat*
>Dutch man replies: "thank you, likewise"

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do you rate jacob italiano?

>yfw belgium still hasn't scored against san marino

>ball in the box
>de jong fickles it backwards
ayy

Cost of living is much lower over here, nigger
Everything is expensive af in the US

Europeans have something called inheritance, something historylet mutts don't

>blind

Cause our doctor visits are free

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Most of our primary needs are subsidised one way or another so we just get some pocket change from the government and that's it.
All the way from our mortgages to education to healthcare to rent is being subsidized.

the lower the wages the cheaper stuff is

B-but we get a ticket because of nations league right?

lel

Are you seriously and actually retarded?

>How do europeans survive?
We don't have to pay extra for basic shit like healthcare.

I think Frenkie alone has more possession than all of Germany
god he's good

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kek

looked cool, but random

Why do all Germans look like they smell awful

Lads can someone give me a link for tomorrows fight of Khabib?

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Lol you sound exactly like the Swedish cook from the muppet show

Just got back from a bar, met an American girl. She was very pretty with bottle blonde hair and brown eyes.

Do you think she's into Dutch guys?

because they all enjoy scat?

youtube.com/watch?v=4EBjo0d-JHA

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Lads, why are the bad guys winning?

>into Dutch guys
Depends, he needs to be black

it's just a kid you fucking sperg

why does Memepiss look so gay

>back from the bar
>9 pm

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Instagram Ngubu

Probably has STDs. Make sure to think of protection, user.

Im watching american commentators, i dont think im gonna make it

>Kids can't smell bad

Take a shower you fucking filthy German

based

We call it the vrijmibo or friday afternoon drinks. Wanted to watch the game, all my coworkers are still there.

no u

Belgium is a meme

>t. sharter

>thinking about how kids smell
pedo mutt

If you're tall 100% yes

Me waiting on the first shot on goal

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ugly and boring football by the dutch

jej

Do you miss me yet Yea Forums?

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He probably smells fine but you wouldn't be able to tell anyway with your nose clogged with fat.

Memphis Depay cant afford shin pads??

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a bit

le footy lad look

N

A

I'm below 180cm
cool kids never had them

T

S

Gnabry is peak selfish nog

>M-Matip where are y-you? h-help me

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8

CAAAMM ON GERMANY! SCORE SOME FACKING GOALS

Why anglos and their vassal holland so mad that germany is better in every way?

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I hate memepiss so goddamn much
fucking useless nog who ruins every touch

Britcucks needed to take a break from obsessing of us.

>mfw Martinez still play Carrasco

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People often ask me what it means to be a Dutchman. I tell 'em it's triumph. Triumph. Triumph when we nuke our enemies. Triumph when our flag flutters in the wind. Triumph when we depose one dictator after another. Triumph when we break into the homes of terrorist kingpins on the other side of Earth and shoot them in the face. Triumph when we use flying robots to bomb other terrorists in Afghanistan. Triumph when we stay dry while living under the sea. Triumph when we were the main reason the Nazis were defeated in WWII. Triumph when we freed Europe. Triumph. Triumph. Triumph. But it's not just the big things, see? It's the way I can set up lawn chairs at my friends' house somewhere in the Randstad and share a toast to freedom while watching Maroccans charge into gunfire to enter my country. It's the way an Italian cabbie sits up straight and floors the gas when he hears my accent. It's seeing the wide eyes and bead of sweat running down the forehead of a German customs agent when he opens my passport. It's the way a French waiter hangs his head when I refuse the wine and ask for Coke instead, in Dutch knowing full well he understands me (and that they have it). The way an Aussie blushes and leans into the urinal next to me in the bathroom, or the scowl that meets my smirk when I tip an English waiter in Euros. The way small mobs of Belgium school children follow me from a distance to see what a free man looks like, or how heads timidly rise and women gather when my accent stops the music in the clubs of New York. Triumph. Every bit of it, triumph. That's what it means to be a Dutchman.

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cute german girl

>Data Scientist in USA: 110k/yr
>Data Scientist in Yurop: 60k/yr

there's a reason we call you europoors

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'ate kroos
simple as

she was literally 7

We don't have 200k student debt in europe and we don't have to pay 50k for a dentist visit.

>still 0-0 between san marino and belgium

>Tar
Where's the real deutsche Jung Rüdiger?

>studying CS
110k for never having sex, great deal

well user, it's not unusual that NT managers get phonecalls from club managers to tell them to rest some players

Fucking useless cunt Snoeks. Fuck off already

i got that alarm clock

Três (3) [three] {drie} 三

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7yos can't be cute?

*hangs a Love Live Laugh poster on the wall*

>Germany is better than Germany

It's all so tiresome

ah yes, dutch football is definitely back

I wish I would earn 60k

can they?

NORN IRON STRONK

You probably do on paper before tax

how much marketing power does livershit have to shill van dijk into awards? what a farce.

>7
nice get

We are going to Make it, r-r-right g-g-guys

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JUST

hmmm

LMAO

CHIMPOUT

CHIMPOUT
H
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P
O
U
T

>Kimmich trying to look hardcore again
I fucking hate that arrogant twerp

CHIMPOUT

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Should Wenger become the Germany coach?

ES GEHT LOS JUNGS, DIE NIGGERLANDER VOLLEN RUNDE ZWEI

welcome to the club germany

why the fuck did memepiss get a yellow? Fucking coward ref

Kimmich is so unlikeable.

heem snappy imminent

>niggers

i like him now that he has a mustache

>Birthplace: Alsace

Yes

TICK TOCK NORN IRON TICK TOCK

>klopp

manlet

>Birthplace: Alsace

No

Hello fuckmachine jew

There he is.

based

These teams traditionally always get rough with each other

Honestly not a bad idea

nothing is more cringe than football players acting tough

Nope another fucking tournament not playing...
Unless we get a ticket via the nations league

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Based

Based Ngubus bleeding red-white-blue

>you'll never satisfy a woman like a machine does
might as well kys myself

what about Barton

brexit wil happen and ireland will be united, north ireland wil caece to exist.

>muh magic wand

is there anything you’re not telling us user? perhaps that machines can’t do the job?

>these short corners
what's wrong with these mongs?

I mean you will beat N.Ireland will you not?

Germanbros - level with me here. Is Frankfurt a cool place to visit? Wife and I found a cheap flight and want to go to Europe one more time before we have kids.

*ahem*
FUCK DEPAY AND FUCK NIGGERS

Frankfurt Oder yes
Frankfurt am Mainz no

Short corners are the ultimate meme

there's men in Ulster

Your kids will be Syrians if you go there

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kek

>Germany never lost a qualifying match ever

Cologne is nicer

>poortuguese intellectuals

>Reus

>slim dildos
>not anal sex

lame

>am Mainz
that's some american geography there rikkert

Could Germany gift one win to NI just to stick it to the Dutch aand eliminate them?

Forgot Reus was even playing

Brazil has a huge levantine immigrant group so you're already part syrian part monkey.

They lost 4-4 to us that one year

>Reus

it's highly possible

Nice oxymoron

Obsessed

>belgium finally score against san marino
>it's a penalty
memes

That turned out to be a pr gag tho. Had a good laugh tho.

haven't shat in 6 days lads

>Batsuyashi
does this guy even play at club level?

Wouldn't be the first time the collaborated to rig qualifications from a group stage

lads

hue

I was able to speak german much better, but that skill has unfortunately become obsolete because everyone speaks English

Shit game desu

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>44:56
>Whistles the half

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>because everyone speaks English
Just how God intended

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>literally lost a minute to a chimpout
>whistles before 45m even hits

shit ref

hows my boy de lightia doing?

Fuck off

Manz is beautiful

Which one of the two lads?

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Unironically based

>Kimmich being a cunt

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THANK YOU BASED CUT-INSIDE-MAN

this fucking sucks, i just want to see us qualify for something again

Right obviously

right

How?

>believing everything you see on the internet

left, pink dress

I would say right but she is too shiny, creeps me out

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half-time
post slag

metzelder pls

You qualified for the biggest competition that is the Nations league final 4, don't ask for too much

Once in the army I didn't take a shit in 9 days when we were on a two week military exercise.

Why is Neverlands so shit lmao

penalized for time saving

200iq

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gonna go for a haircut lads

Tfw No uitzwaaiwedstrijd

Because we have only bad players

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that's what happens when you burn more calories than you consume

The waitress on the left

The waitress on the left with the thick brapper

The state of UK, getting obsessed with a non country LMAO

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KEK
I hope this is bait hahahahahahahah

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Autsim.
We just shat in the desert after grilling some scorpions for protein

I still cant deal with the fact that the sneijder/robber/van persie generation didnt win shit

No offence at all. Babel and Promes are washed up and Depay plays well once per three matches.
Would prefer having Depay as winger, Weghorst as striker, and some young talent on the other wing.

Who the hell is that

it's true, the body squeezes all the nutriments possible out of the food

why do you wanna know

>offside goal
VAR?

2020 qualifier
England Vs Kosovo
at Southampton

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No, Frankfurt is a fucking shithole. Visit Munich, or Dresden instead.

Can he fix Oranje?

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Post typical Dutch qt lads

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*once per 10 matches

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I wish we played in the same group so we could cuck you again kek

yes but he never gets called up
chadhorst and chadboer can save this disaster of a team

Feels bad man. At least we got to see BOSS dab on Messi and Neymar during the Cope-America's

the Overmars, Bergkamp, Kluivert generation didn't win anything what made you think it would be any different

You made my day bro

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>Babel, Depay, Promes, De Roon, Dumfries

Yeah, that’s a yikes from me

what's the explanation then?

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If you do some research on what is there to see its worth it. Also plan some trips to places like the loreley

Is it time to send in de Beek?

Lads?

Westmalle trappist Dubbel OR Karmeliet tripel?

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new thread

You get use to it.

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Both

It's $484. That's like $100 more than a domestic flight in the States.

Munich is almost twice the price.

Dubbel Vla

Ranja la

It depends on how big the shit was after those 9 days. Seeing a picture of the turd would be helpful aswell.

What the fuck was Koememe thinking with De Roon and Dumfries.

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>the man mountain and Balloon door favourite let an Arse reject score

What was meant by this action?

>Yeni Raki

Nova Rakija? I thought alcohol was haram.

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I'm wondering why someone would post such average girls to pick from

muh nigguh

>french post-postmodern intellectuals

I won't fuel your sexual fetish

>Germans and shit again

rhineland user here, it depends what you want to see. If you want to see the stereotypical germany go to bavaria since Oktoberfest is right around the corner.

>again

I'm right, you're only exposing your ignorance

Imagine the smell

good advice, will do

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>German wanting turd pics
imagine my shock

YES YES SHOW THIS MUSLIM PRAY

both great

bigthink

>german cunt diving from the get go

new/neu/niew

>brabo fvd incel is ook nog een voetbaltokkie
man man man

anybody else shitting like a deer?

GET IN HERE AND LAUGH

Colon absorbs water. If you don't shit on time, shit becomes hard. Fucking frogs, I swear...

Thx big bro :)

GET FUCKED WAFFLEFAG

You stole our bikes and holocycled them.