Heem

Aldo ran straight into a left hand

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH GET OFF MY LEG KHABIB

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Same, just Helen Yee for me
youtube.com/watch?v=xXqWqLn4qXg

Helen Yee even interview local /heem/ celebrity Colby Covington who somehow won't be fighting Usman for the title
youtube.com/watch?v=PosaGx8x44E

I fucking KNEW they were going to block Colby

They say Colby got scared of Usman and that's why he turned down the fight, what do you think?

i think masvidal has a chance agains kabobo bungoman

heem wobbly

WME will push out anything to fuck over Colby since he put on the hat

who is ducking who

Colby ducking

based chinks

Hey guys, let's play a game. Post a time-stamped pic of you holding your local currency to prove that you're actually who you say you are. Fun, right? I nominate my good pal Jordan to go first! :^)

Usman is Ali's special boy and Ali hates Colby, wants to deny him the earnings opportunity.
Did you see Usman's with Chael? Total non-answers.
youtube.com/watch?v=TF9QGgqk7bw

why colby ducking

people in jordan don't have any money

>Humped by Maia
Oh for sure

Don't forget Ali trying to fight Colby at the palms buffet to try to get him suspended. Colby was too professional to let the ruse work.

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everyone is ducking ryan hall

hope he goes back to 155
even the great white hope alex morono kills him at ww
but again he probs get destroyed at 155 too so

agreed
streamable.com/rexhb

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Ali is an embarrassment.

based

Holy shit imagine ACTUALLY living in the middle east oh no no no

You just got raped, you embarrassing mentally ill retard.

>Jordan
>Muslim money

Yikes. Poor Christians that still live there

How's the food in Jordan?

I've never seen someone write their 1 that way
Makes sense I guess, one stroke for all the serifs

>shit talk someone for a year
>duck the fight
>destroy your reputation and career for... what?

Usman ducked the fight

It's alright

Are all your $$ just covered in islam leaders

>and here is ayatollah al bin fuckweed who discovered that you can fuck 9 year olds if you fuck them between the cheeks

Nigga, your options were either admitting you were larping or admitting to being a shitskin from a fourth world shithole. It was a lose lose scenario, you mega brainlet lmao.

ONE is on btw
youtu.be/_wx-UDJEiD8

>Vietnam
MMA is banned there, it's just kickboxing I guess?

>I'm going to maul him

press G for GOAT

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and Muay Thai yeah

G

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do you guys have lobsters? if yes how much for one

Tick tock

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>muh AKA
oh no no no

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Sure we have lobster, never tried it though so i don't know how much it costs.

This guy vouched for Schaub
youtu.be/B6gE8E8vlyc
This guy was heemed by him
youtu.be/EipcFItphKY
Who vouched for any cutbabby cans fighting on this card?
kAKA? Got flushed&exposed this year.
"All of the sudden fan" abdula cazzies? You've seen (You)tube comments and 100+ posts per thread. Never find those wraslin connoisseurs supporting their "favorite" sport. Just larpers bandwagoning paper legacy.
Toe "pls don't google my step daughter" Rogaine? Same guy that said Ronda vs Floyd could be a banger.
Just another reminder that nonHW "fighters" aka manletweights doesn't matter.
>Schaub>>>>>>>>>khabitch "the bagle" pooinpapakhapedov

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>167 cm tall

holy shit what a midget

Champ Shit Only

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Matt Hughes was indeed a great champ.

seethe
OH NO NO NONONONONO

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look at that slimy bitch kamala usman sitting in 4th row like the junior he is licking the asshole of a terrorist sympathizer

based ITALIAN

Walks forward aggrively

>Schaub on a banknote
wtf I love Jordan now

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Where are the picks

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robbed

Wtf is that decision. Pizza won the story tho.

ugly ass girls
ugly ass decisions
fuck you, and always fuck you chinks !

twitter.com/USMAN84kg/status/1169962539842756613?s=20
holy based

All combat sports should use mma gloves

wtf the italian totally won

lol even twitter fags are flaming him for not fighting

FUCK CHATRI AND HIS LITTLE COCK
FUCK THOSE RING GIRLS AND THEIR PLASTIC FACE
FUCK HO CHI MINH
FUCK ONE FC AND THOSE SHADY ASS JUDGES

ugly ass language

Dustin "The Diamond" Poirier wins the forematch, the postmatch, and the the rematch (all incl. the third rounds)

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>FUCK THOSE RING GIRLS AND THEIR PLASTIC FACE
this 2bh they're ugly as fuck

"ITALIAN" robbed

>watching one
unironically reddit

Dustbin "the 2$ trinket" pooirier loses via submission in the 4th round.

This, the absolute fucking state of this thread
>actually discussing bingo hall tier mma promotions instead of talking about the Stories of upcoming UFC fights
Thats fucking illegal

Dusty is an absolute STUD and he is going to use his honorary black Louisana status to KAFFIRSPLODE all over the no-foreskin fuckhead Khabitch

My walkout nasheed

vocaroo.com/i/s1xVHH9bN4wx

> 4:00am start time
devilishly grim

>Dustin trashed by conor and johnson
>Khabib beat both

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agreed and the threads have been trash the whole week with all the newfags

AKA

Another
KO
Again

>Another
>Again

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unstoppable

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Ali AbdelAssSleaze grooms his clients for contracts... Kamaru a broke Nigerian had to kiss the ring if you know what I mean.

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based

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>comfy 7PM start time which means I can watch it in the pub
Pic related is me smugly walking over to the muslim table after Dustin heems Khaballbag

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so good so smooth
also pls never give women any rights they will ruin your way of living

>be literal terrorist with links to al-qaeda
>get exposed for sending money to ikhwan in egypt
>still be the most successful UFC manager
god damn ali is based

>so good so smooth
You'll enjoy this playlist bro
archive.org/details/Hallili_201807/انا جنوبي.mp3
>also pls never give women any rights they will ruin your way of living
my shithole degenerate country already gave women rights sadly, most middle east countries are full of degenerates and have anti-islamist movements.

youtube.com/watch?v=KgRRb0vk0Gw
for me it's this

lol

He also wins the post fight press conference.

GET OFF MY LEGGGGGGGG

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youtu.be/ha3PgrL9Wt8?t=1
youtu.be/Z8ktPGGNiHI?t=9
youtu.be/3k7ixOk-ARA?t=1
youtu.be/y_1YOoZdaLI?t=1
youtu.be/kWzQPXuyvF8?t=1
youtu.be/4NyznCWaQVI?t=2
youtu.be/90XyUlWun9Q
youtu.be/pMfTKK-OFjg?t=1
youtu.be/o1SXDomAEvk?t=1
youtu.be/lEVaupMIbGo?t=1

Based Jordan
youtube.com/watch?v=vG5aFpG-NmY

Not a fan of all this sandnigger talk

the fuck is that video?

soundcloud.com/abdullah-ulucay-766593371/sets/nasheed

one day until this happens

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Jordan P4P worst muzzie poster

Name 1 good wmma bunda

idk but intro got me hyped
I wanted to find a hezbollah song thats even more hype but its gone, had some humming in it which was sweet.

Posting the obvious

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Inshallah brother

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Hezbollah is kinda cringe bro, taliban, HTS, al-qaeda yemen branch and al-ikhwan are much more based.

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true

they got boring flags tho

youtube.com/watch?v=_FakdYGQ1io

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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kek

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very aesthetic, however

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Never heard of Jordan in moi loif

Will Arabs react with less or more class than Brazilians when their boy gets toppled? Will Dustin have rocks thrown at him during his hand raising?

youtube.com/watch?v=3V-VsFnNjcI
youtube.com/watch?v=3V-VsFnNjcI
youtube.com/watch?v=3V-VsFnNjcI

GET IN HERE, NERDS!!!

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Lets break this down

>Verily allahs party are the victors
based
>klashinkov
cringe, should be a sword.
>calligraphy
very cringe, 2nd grade kid tier.
>globe
based
>olive branch
cringe, cant have both an AK and a symbol of peace together.
>islamic resistance in lebanon
would have been based if it weren't for the globe
>yellow background
cringe, fatimids are fags.

They are basically Brazilians with lower IQ. Of course they will chimp out

muslims respect strenght, a mass conversion to christianity will take place

muslims dominate UFC lightweight division

argue symbolism however you want, the color pallet is superior with hezbollah

So you're saying their religion is peaceful?

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>muslims respect strength
This must be why they prefer to stick their dicks in men's assholes rather than women's pussies
WOOOOOOOO

Well, I finally did it. I filtered jordan.

Takashi finna boutta get dabbed on, fuck nips.

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can't filter them in your country tho

Ottman the maghrebi BULL

I did that two days ago one of the most annoying people on Yea Forums.

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sarah moras has literally the perfect body

I did it last thread.

this&based

S A V A G E ! :^) xD

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beautiful

great move dude

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LETS GO ZUBAIRA

zubba is fighting a nog im starting to feel bad for kabib hes going to be very shaken

In UFC? Nah, alonzo menifield or paulo costa

HEHE they don't want them in their own country and now they don't even want them on Yea Forums :)

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holy shit abdurakhimov is huge

BASED ISLAM

haha Jordan is a girls name

28-0 inshallah

dustbin is doomed

finally an easy fight for barboza

i just dont see any way khabib can win this fight, dustin is FUCKED

Oh man dana is really shitting on conor lmao

Do you have to post some dumb shit every minute Jordan? I don't want to filter you too but you're not giving me a choice here

kys mutty

based

I don't give a fuck who you are, if you roll in and you're a white boy, you're rolling with the white boys. There is no fucking choice.

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KHABIB TIME

10 minutes of fucking videos fuck you you bald fuck

Nah homie FUCK wypipo

arabs are rude who woulda thunk

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based

Khabib won the staredown

just noticed there are ring girls with their tits out behind the fighters. absolutely disgusting
abu dhabi YOU can do better

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UAE is a degenerate gulfie hellhole, they're not real arabs, they should all die.

why this nigga have a 0 dollar note lmfao

Khabib still looks like hes recovering hard

Your onion on Chael Semen?

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He tapped to TITO, he loves sucking conor's nuts, and he's been reduced to a youtube personality/commentator.

Khabib can suck dick like a champion

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>JOD worth more than british pound

OH NO NO

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He's a good guy despite what he says to the contrary

All fhe conor numales that started watching ufc 2 years ago itt seething

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>someone actually made that pic

embarrassing

You take that back!

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Watch his videos every day tobh
My boy for life

Lucky for me I've been around since UFC 81.

Lucky for me I fell into the Conor hype after he KO'ed Aldo.

Lucky for me I'll always be a fan no matter how much you faggots hate him!

Conor bless! Together 4 ever and ever and ever!

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Americans really do this?

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Watches mma for years
Falls for hype after a fluke ko

Nah faggot youre fresh

You must be melvins biggest fan too ha ha ha

Did you take his advice and bet on khabib not making weight? pathetic faggot

no

Conor is a has-been, move on cuck.

Are you going to spam scat when Khabib loses?

How come Khabib has such poverty biceps?

No need to be rude buddy

how in the hell you sweat the cold out by weakening your immune system further?lol

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Aльхaмдyлиллях brother

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its what a fever does

Who da fook is Melvin?!

And I used to follow only the heavy weights way back when Bork was around.

I knew of Jon Jones and a few light heavy weights but I was never interested in the lower weight class until Conor the great enlightened me. I don't care about your opinion, I've been on the internet since 1998 when I was 13 so your opinion matters not! Conor bless fuck the rest and if you ain't down with that I got TWO WORDS for youuuuuu...................

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Sacrifice bicep weight for back weight where it's more effective in grappling

Unless youre curling your opponent you dont need extra strong biceps

Screencapped, go back to /sg/ now rapefugee.

legit getting tired of that jordan flag, holy shit a worse poster than the greek retard that hated stipe

Khabib will save AKA's losing streak

>Who da fook is Melvin?

Yeah youve been around for years my guy

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what u mean? She is using the hot sauna to sweat instead of take a cold bath to drop down the fever

Maybe I don't follow retards?!

hue hue *sniffs petrol.

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How long can Usman keep the belt without defending it? Is there a rule about that?

He's not worse than Derncuck

A fever is a byproduct of our immune response. It stimulates the immune system

Maybe she pays her debnts and has access to hot water unlike you talking about taking cold baths because you can't pay your heating bill.

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kek didn't he leave tho?

Get help

Irrelevant weight class espn doesnt care who does what none of them are draws

Who would you like to see Him fight in his UFC debute LHW

He comes back every now and then but he was suppose to retire in August

Ironic coming from you

lol you have point here

idk man i think this way she increases her average body temperature

G

kek, i was sure he was gone for a bit, so i kinda figured he wouldn't come back

Little guy, take some time off Yea Forums

>implying Masvidal and Nate aren't two of the most hyped fighters in the company currently
Cazzie of all cazzies

been out of it for a bit, anything new in the /heem/ world last couple of threads?

I'M BACK, FAGGOTS!

DID YOU ALL MISS ME?

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We still haven't found 1 good khabib win

also filter the Jordan flag, thank us later

He is based but he needs to find some new gimmicks

>95223148(You)
really?

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'fapping applause'

Yeah they're gonna be title contenders you stupid faggot

Nobody cares about masvidal to normies they didnt even register his name of his flash ko

lol swede pussy with ZERO retorts

That is a real ugly person

Just kidding I am not him nor will I ever get to be a legend on /heem/ why even live? :(

On the other note... have some more Conor you filthy bandwagon hoping degenerates! :^) xD

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Anderson Silva fighting NAO!!!

Yeah, you seem to have some serious issues im trying to help you

NOU

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damn khabib's torso is like 1.5x the size of conors

Usman is ready to defend his belt against Masvidal, per Ariel. It's Canby who is ducking by pricing himself out of the fight, demanding too much money.

Usman will fight Masvidal next and Canby will be cut.

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cope

>shane mcgrath
Who the fook is that guy?

SILVA RETURNS
RO1 KO
BASED, BASED BRAZILIANS

THEY'RE BACK!

The weights are in. Where are the picks at?

Masvidal just pulled the rug out from under Usman. Jorge called for Nate, pulling 4d chess for his brother in chaos.

G

Based Ireland. Actual Irish despise the cunt. A degenerate and an embarassment.

I have nothing to cope with. Usman is the champ, Dana isn't even considering to strip him, because he's not refusing to defend. Usman will simply defend his belt against someone else while Colby prices himself out of a title fight (i.e. ducks Usman again) and ends up fighting on the prelims for 45k/45k.

Called it. Colby has an elite duck game.

seethe

Absolutely Seething swedecuck. Why don't you go ahead and filter the UK flag aswell faggot.

Biggest arms in West Linn, Oregon

>A degenerate and an embarassment.
So just like the irish?

Are you implying that the UK is no different from a middle eastern nation?

Based, it is god's will.

Khabib is a monster

RIP Dusty

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>Are you implying that the UK is no different from a middle eastern nation?

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Seethe.

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thicccccc

>twice as big
He's got lower insertions, that doesn't equate to them being automatically stronger

Used to respect him but he's just a conor mcnuggets fanboy these days and his opinions and predictions are complete trash.

Is that why they’re planning to move onto Jorge-Nate, retard?

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Conor had the belt for what, 600 or so days until he got """stripped""", Dana said "Conor doesn't lose the belt until both of the fighters step in the cage once they've made weight, basically, what I'm saying is if Dana likes you then you can keep the belt as long as you want.

Colby won the story of the duck

Nice pic. Looking thin, frail, loose

Dustin is getting ragdolled.

Bet the farm on Khabibi.

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As I've said before, Usman will just defend against someone else, retard. Ariel confirmed Canby is pricing himself out of the fight.

Tfw all my Irish family are useless grubs

Think that famine wasnt so good for iq

C O P E
O P E
P E
E

I want them to actually make some inter gender fights so Cejudo can savagely beat these female "fighters" and we can finally end the WMMA meme once and for all.

Wrong tweet

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>Nice pic. Looking thin, frail, loose

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>Colby’s copers

Why do you lie?

They're bigger muscles at the same weight therefore theyre stronger

Dustins a heavy legged bitch who is built for running not wrestling

>west coast spic vs east coast spic
mite b hype

Except he didnt confirm anything you braindead faggot

>dodges the stuff by diving even lower

out fucking skilled

source?

Dude, don't fret, it's only banter

You unironically don't want to see Colby vs Usman or are you just a mark?

You don't know what muscle density they got though senpai, that's what accounts for the majority of the muscle strength. Poirirer's more condensed wing muscle tissue could mean he's more explosive in that area.

Dustin has no fucking chance does he?

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This a boxing style duck. Demand 70-30 so the deal stalls and you don’t get exposed. Colby is shook af right now

Capping your posts to post on /heem/ after the creole mutt gets mauled to oblivion and back, buddeh.

Khabib is a cardiolet, Dustin stops him in the championship rounds.

Dustin couldnt handle the beast that is little Jim Miller

Khabib by tko on the ground cause Dustin wont be a bitch and give his back up to surrender

Colby Derangement Syndrome is plaguing the MMA community.

Cool, looking forward to internet infamy and celebrityhood

pure speculation retard. Nothing is confirmed

>thicker
>longer

those are some deep set thick muscles and tendons you only get from hardcore wrestling for 25 years

He's going to need those wings to fly to heaven after Dustin slices his head off the canvas! :^)

Dustin Bless!

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Yeah I bet you like 'em thick and long, bud.

>ducks woodley
>ducks usman
Name 1 good Colby win

Name one good win from any fighter

Anyone just see Miesha's snapchat story today?

Holy moly

HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA AWOOOOOOOOGA

AWOOOOOOGA

Colby wants a money fight with diaz or masvidal

UFC are getting played by 4 guys at once with leverage cause its boring as fuck now with so many cards

F

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Lmao at this denial. Read the tweet you dumb inbred mutts. Different WW title fight = Usman is ready to defend but the ducking piece of shit Canby is too much of a pussy to sign that contract.

How does it feel knowing your MAGA "hero" is scared of a big black alpha male?

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Khabib is a bigger draw than McGregor now.

The chad natty tendons

The Virgin roid fag weak undeveloped tendons

If you ain't watching ONE rn you're a CAZ

Except lats aren't used for anything explosive they are used for core and spinal stability, as well as pulling motions, pull ups, swimming, or ripping peoples heads off.

>what are contract negotiations

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You now remember stipe khabibed that black fella who they said was the best striker ever

Masvidal called out Usman for ducking him also. Seems like Usman is being a difficult monkey.

Cannot wait for UFC 244 when Colby/Usman happens

Stipe has cleansed the heavyweight division of several subhuman apes.

>forgetting Dustin gassed after 2 rounds and got beat up on the fence before getting a lucky knee that opened Max up

masvidal isn't in line for a title fight. He's second priority

It also says different main event which is why Jorge-Nate is being explored you stupid raghead. You are the dumbest ugliest motherfucker on this website, there is not one thing your ugly ass chats shit about that isn’t straight out of your donkey dick prolapsed anus

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Usman had an interview with Chael where he says he didn't sign shit yet. It's obvious he's the one stalling.

>you will never develop the best looking lats ever purely by wrestling bears for 3 decades

Feels bad

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youtube.com/watch?v=nXTPMQMua1I

youtube.com/watch?v=nXTPMQMua1I

Just uploaded.

Khabib has gassed after round 2 in every single fight since Michael Johnson. Dustin weathers the storm and finishes him late.

How the fuck is he gonna weather being on his back for 10 minutes

It was reported that after Colby-Usman stalled UFC turned to Masvidal-Usman. This is all probably Ariel stirring the pot and trying to get fans interested.

Dustin like to restgrapple

thats not a good idea against khebab

Usman is the champ, he doesn't get to decide who he wants to fight, he is obligated to fight the top contender. The only way Usman can be accused of being a duck is if he refuses to defend the belt and goes inactive, but he is willing to defend the belt which is proven by the fact that an alternative title fight is being discussed.

The fact that an alternative title defense for Usman is being discussed is already proof that Colby is ducking. Also, nice self photo, you disgusting sack of shit.

Seethe harder, inbred mutts.

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based

The same way McGregor did, by blocking Khabib's wild, inaccurate ground and pound with his gloves and forearms. Then he will come back and win rounds. Just like McGregor did.

HEEEEEM

do you come from the land down under

aaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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chicken mcnuggets won ZERO rounds, slick. He couldn't even heem a geriatric alcoholic lel.

You mean getting hit in the face 40 times

Good idea

He cleanly outboxed Khabib and won the 3rd round on every scorecard

lol no

More like getting hit in the face 5-10 times and the rest ricochet off the guard but cazzies think the shots are landing because of Joe Rogan's commentary.

Cruz was unironically right, Conor was not being significantly damaged by any of those shots, he was letting khabib tire himself out. And it worked seeing as Conor won the next round over a gassed Khabib.

they just felt bad for him

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FIGHT COMPANION RETURNS TOMORROW

ROGAN SCHAUB CALLEN EGGY

twitter.com/joerogan/status/1169995156696850432

Ariel just posted that Masvidal vs Usman was very close and Masvidal just tweeted this. Looks like he doesn't want to put up with anymore Usman bullshit.

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The chad one

The virgin ufc

So this is the power Korean plastic surgeons?

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>And it worked seeing as Conor won the next round over a gassed Khabib.
And he gave up like the pussy he was so it's irrelevant boyo.

The fact is youre an ugly little bitch that cant read the words in the exact same sentence

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This is the best news posted in awhile. Eddie better talk Epstein.

the chad me
the virgin (You)

Cause everyone knows diaz is the money and easy

Hes getting pimped like a hoe

turkroach btfo

Doesn't change the fact that Khabibs ground and pound is nowhere near as punishing as Joe Rogan cazzies think. If Conor can survive and come back to win round so can other fighters. Other fighters who won't gas out like Conor. Poirier or Tony, for instance. Even Conor himself can beat Khabib in the rematch.

youtu.be/vmUY8cjfxAA?t=90

Every shot hit McGregor on the chin mate.

He blocked almost none of them, and he still felt the ones he did "block". They are 6 oz gloves mate. This isn't pillow fencing.

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Nope, most of the shots were blocked or slipped. Also the gloves weigh 4 ounces, not 6. Further indication that you are a casual MMA fan that has no idea what he's watching.

this

look at how herb let him get away with everything, it was a fixed fight for him and still lost badly

people think the shots are landing because they are landing. you clearly see khabibs shots hitting him in the face.

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I have calculated that the card will start almost precisely 23 hours from now.

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Takes for out of cage

Toe goes back in cage

Red just points at the cheating

My empornium account is soon hitting 0.50 ratio and afterwards there is no return back, what do i get?

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>And it worked seeing as Conor won the next round

Conor lost the story of that round.

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Post evidence a single shot was blocked. You can't.

The very few shots that actually get through Conor's guard are bouncing harmlessly off his forehead or cheekbone. No ground and pound shots landed clean on his chin, none damaged him significantly. There is a reason Conor ended the round on his feet smiling at Khabib and then came back and won the next round.

post the wind-up punch, that was the lulziest one

Stop posting your disgusting photos or at least shave your fucking beard, you mutt zilch.

The fact that an alternative title fight is being discussed for Kamarudeen is proof that your inbred murimutt magacuck is a pathetic duck.

Cope.

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youtu.be/nXTPMQMua1I?t=213

>posting a webm where they trade lead hooks and then Khabib eats a hard counter left while landing nothing
Thank you for proving my point

Who would you like to see added to the roster, if anyone? I'd go with CoCo Diaz.

Party rock is in the house tonight is the best theme song

Someone Ask Chael what IEM earpiece he uses, i need a new one.

KHABIB MISSED WEIGHT

Not yet. If he beats Tony he’ll be the biggest draw, ever. But based tony is gonna cut up habibis face badly and become the champ. Champ Shit Only

>C-Cuckor McTapper b-blocked every shot

how is he blocking every shot when both hands are away from his face?

"""blocking shots""" lmao. yes with his fucking face

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You waited all day for your turn to use the village computer and this is all you could come up with, Pablo? Lay off the chimichangas and work on your shitposti g skills.

>bouncing harmlessly off his forehead or cheekbone.

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check it, lads

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>Pub
>Muslim table
What??
Do they order milk?

Ohhh, so you're an "elite striker" huh?

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at awe at you nerds discussing conor and usman

Mctapper defenders eternally BTFO

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dude are you a wizard?

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Lol @ that image. Which pixel is Conor?

Why did you post a webm of Conor blocking and slipping all of Khabib's sloppy strikes in a round he won on every scorecard? Weird argument.

based retard, i cant wait for khabib to BTFO tony.

Didn't realize Conor got outclassed that bad on the feet.

Based and GOATpilled.

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BINGO

right on the chin m8, sweet chin music

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>ywn love your mommy this much

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conor getting shat on ITT, i love it, cant wait for dustbin fans to turn their backs on him when he taps.

yeah he looked only half as bad that 1 round striking against a fucking grappler

kek that fucking wind-up

everytime

Canor fans eternally flushed

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He would be the best addition but I think 5 is too many. The twitters asking for Theo von are tasteless bums

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what an amateur! conor cant even keep his hands in front of his face! ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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@95224511
I remember the days when they would have randoms on and it would hurt the vibe.

The grappler who he stuffed every takedown from that round? Lol. If Conor has even half the gas tank he had for Diaz 2 then Khabib loses that fight bad. He's very lucky Conor was out for a year before that fight. He won't be so lucky against Dustin.

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Regardless of points, getting tagged even a single time by a fucking wrestler is an unforgivable sin to a man who boxed with Floyd Mayweather.

Pathetic and humiliating.

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wake up, kumar

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Can't wait for all the seethe tomorrow, the /heem/ meltdown will be hilarious.

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Dustbin doesn't have fans

Why are there so many musrats stinking up heem? Drumpf is getting sloppy. These subhumans should be too busy running from drone strikes to be browsing formerly Yea Forums.

I will revel in your pain as your avatar receives a FAT saudi sheikh style shite down his kuffar throat

you just know

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95224553

AutismOr a personality

That's like saying having your takedowns stuffed by a guy with no wrestling background and only a brown belt in BJJ is embarrassing as a master of sport in sambo and judo blackbelt.

Oh wait that happened to Khabib multiple times lol

He has fake fans, they're only supporting him because he's fighting khabib, they'll shit on him when he loses.

5224600

Loser cope

Yes. Honestly, rather stupid question.

>all these khackhold fans ITT
the cope will be legendary
>h-his record was padded..
>khabeastiality's foot was a ballon
>dustGOD got lucky doing a 50-35 unanimous decision after locking khaboob in the dagestani dustbin for 25 STRAIGHT minutes

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196er cope is unreal

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Seething, dustbin will lose via submission in the third/fourth round.

Manhandled, conor looks like a fucking child lmao.

the rat kumar will tap to strikes in front of his father, who will disown him after such a pathetic performance

Conor cheated. He "stuffed" Khabib's TDs in rd3 by holding on to Khabib's shorts and his glove. The fight also would ahve ended in rd2 had Canor not cheated with the fence toe-grabs and the illegal knee.

youtube.com/watch?v=Zlv9rQKhRyA

Imagine being given a green light to cheat by Cuck Dean, breaking the record for the most cheating done in a fight in the history of UFC and still getting submitted. Now THAT'S embarrassing.

Dustin is not going to be given a green light to cheat in Abu-Dhabi.

>>The very few shots that actually get through Conor's guard are bouncing harmlessly off his forehead or cheekbone

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE LEVEL OF COPE

HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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I can feel it... Khabib will lose this time!!

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youtu.be/E2wxOiK02BI?t=5

khabib won that staredown

ONE is kinda spicy, especially their mt events, but all of their announcers are very annoying

aannnd NEEEEEEEW

dana has no legs and dustin had 4 arms

dana turned into a ghost
>woOoOoOOOOoOOOooo

When did Conor stuff all of Khabib's takedowns?

Was it before or after he tapped?

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>h-he cheated!
The absolute level of cope lol!

It was a statement

big john returned to ref this epic fight

Mma fans seem to be the dumbest cunt fans of any sport i follow

who cares about the commentators, MT with small gloves is based AF

this is such a lazy photoshop

Virgin show muscles on arms versus utility back leg and core muscles

Lookin good my man

*Runs away while looking anxiously at the clock*

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No doubt, just wish I didn't have to hear "RRRRRRrrrrrrrrrRRRRrrrepresenting" every time there's a walkout like I'm watching some shitty anime

Before. In round 3, when khabib went 0 for 3 on takedowns.

>double coping this hard

it's past your bedtime spammy

youtube.com/watch?v=DVIcNzhytXo

look how arrogantly gooby walks up at the start of round 1, no idea his career was about to be over within 30 minutes

Dustin will beat Khabib tomorrow and mop the floor with Tony in December

Kek, this fight never gets old, i love seeing conor get humiliated like that.

Ohhhh, so you're a wrestler now?

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Literally only come here to make your OPs, I’ll be back in 25binngs

RIP Dustin

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Fuck jannies and FUCK POOSMAN AND FUCK ALI

>implying Khabib didn't give Canor a round standing just to show how neutered and unthreatening Canor is

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the penultimate cutbab

Press S to spit on dustin's career after this fight

Is that why he desperately shot for 3 takedowns but couldn't complete a single one of them on a strike with virtually no grappling background?

Oh! So you're a triathlete now!? :^) xD

the speed of the second tap cracks me up everytime

ITS OFFICIAL USMAN VS LEON EDWARDS IS YOUR MSG MAIN EVENT

vocaroo.com/i/s1xVHH9bN4wx

*dabs*

going to laugh so hard when kumar's jellied skull flops onto the canvas after dusthmed "the diamond sheikh" poirihamal 'sal'mahad'in scimitars his head off with an uppercut

The real question of the day is when Canbib gets humiliated in front of his father, friends, family, and the entire Muslim world will he be publicly executed in an honor killing like those desert savages typically do or will he just kill himself?

JUST

it's time to wake up

Dustin is a good boy, he dindu nuffin. I'm a big Khabib fan, but I have nothing against Dustin, this fight is something he has worked very hard to earn and he stays respectful despite being confident.

Conor grabbed the fence, grabbed gloves, grabbed shorts, illegal knee from the bottom, and still lost.

Is there anything more pathetic than getting blown the fuck out while cheating? Panic. Panic.

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kek, you're joking right?

>Jordan
Pls stop

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that's what khabib's father will be saying to his son not long after the life drains from his limp body

T(hank you Dustin and Khabib for sharing the cage and providing us a solid bout)

Nothing desperate about Khabib's performance. He did everything he wanted in there.

Conor on the other hand
"It's only b-business"

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nah fuck him and his stupid sob story, that faggot wants praise for not even receiving education after 9th grade, his stupid "im da greatest" bullshit is getting on my nerves, cant wait for khabib to smash this joke.
maximum seethe

meanwhile kumar
>chimps out and is brutally beaten by his father upon returning home

How does it feel that the most famous "russian" fighter is more popular with sand sniffing goatfuckers than actual russians?

cope

>h-he wasn't even trying!
High level cope

In the event that Dustbin gets a fluke win, Khabib will get an immediate rematch, avenge the loss and still have a 27-1 record which is superior to everyone in the division.

Poirier can live happily being the new Maty Serra. Maybe he can start an unsuccessful podcast.

Tony ferguson is going to cut the lights Undertaker style in the third round and he will replace Poirier 100% fresh. Khabibs worst nightmare

you realize that's just spammy on a vpn, right? this is the only social interaction he can get, sad!

Dustbin "the 2$ trinket" pooirier will get mauled by the GOAT undisputed undefeated lightweight champion, the eagle, khabib nurmagomedov, 27-0 and all, soon to be 28-0.

Epic post! Take my gold kind stranger!

Me foot was a balloon!

Me foot was a balloon!

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>BJJ brown belt
>virtually no grappling background
wew

khabib is more russian than a sandnigger tho,
i'm 100% sure a lot of them wouldn't care about him, if he wasn't champ and a devout muslim, since there's plenty of muslim fighters in the UFC

LOL Kumar will be forced to retire after Dustin turns him into a CTE zombie.

Damn, Jordan, you're petty as shit

>dustbin taps
>tony suddenly jumps into the cage
>khabib immediately goes for the take down
>gets tony into an armbar
>tony taps
>khabib is now the undisputed GOAT

I agree, I actually hate Dustin because he's somehow lingered long enough to get a title shot even though he is not anywhere near Khabib's caliber.

We could've had Tony vs Khabib instead of this waste of a fight.

He wasn't. Don't have to against the potato nigger. Merely show up and he defeats himself.

Khabib is not Russian. Russians are subhumans and their fighters are nothing but cans. Khabib is a based Caucasus chad - an ethnicity pedorussian slaves grovel before and pay tribute to.

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kumar "the dagestani rat" "the kuffar" niggerberniemadoff is pissing his pants, crying, sucking his thumb, screaming, tugging on his skull, pacing back and forth, hitting himself on the head, covering his eyes, screaming into a pillow, holding his head under water, trying not to breathe, hyper ventilating, disgusting! scared of dustin, for good reason!!

Asalamalikom alada!

Right after you suck my nuts Ahmed

U arent the same race as khabib LMAO
Stop slurping khabibs cum, nigger

Russians have literally defeated and subjugated Caucasus betamales for their entire history lmao

Use a trip so we can laugh at you when it's over, ok chief?

oh, so you finally admit khabib is a can crusher with a padded record?

Becuz Muslims stick together like the cockroaches that they are

this

McGregor has better takedown defense than Dustin Poirier change my mind

all while still getting rocked in that round

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>Canor McTapper getting savaged ITT

Make sure you don't view any webm's of Khabib dropping him.

Canor paid good money to keep the UFC from using that footage until a week ago. Kek

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Heem is going to be so fucking good when Dustin heems khabib tomorrow

Doesn't matter when Khabib shoots a sloppy double leg and is KO'd in 1 second flat by a flying knee, killing him instantly.

Nobody knows fucking anything about Dustin because nobody watches his shitty fights from 5 years ago. The guy is just an accidental champion contender. Literally beat Max who was fucking around in another division and suddenly he's the champion.

If Jim Miller had fought Max Jim Miller would have won and be facing Khabib right now

People we need to acknowledge how dumb this fight is

He was always an annoying cutbabby pikey nigger.

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This, why is a guy who beat the GOAT fighting some rando can crusher out of Dagestan?

Based Дaгecтaн

How will you guys celebrate 28-0?

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Nope.

Khabib has the highest quality wins and most volume in Lightweight division.

Easy win over Poirier adds another Rank #1 win to his collection.

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Looking forward to laughing at you tomorrow, you better not hide.

WERE NOT HERE TO TAKE PART WERE HERE TO TAKE OVER

>not taking part
>not taking over

beginning to think the dumb shit quotations out of this stupid little fags mouth didnt quite stand up to scrutiny lads

Oh, welcome to combat sports.

Eat chicken wings and watch some college football.

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I love the panicked look on Khabib's face every time a punch is thrown at him. He leans his head back, desperately swats his arms, and looks absolutely terrified. Like the rat that he is. Can't wait to watch him eat Dustin's left all night, it's going to be so satisfying seeing that look on his bloodied, swollen mudslime face as he realizes he is going to lose in front of his pedophile father.

Actually, I am proud Caucasian, just another nationality. More based, I coud say. I'm very ok with any of our Caucasus natives, but I personally just kinda don't like Habib.

Poorier beat Gaycheese so he still has some cred. He's pretty much the next best option after Tony so Khabib might as well fight him now.

The McGregor era never ended

That's nice, spammy. What will your next character be when Khababby gets wrestlefucked by Olympic gold medalist Dustin Poirier?

>If Jim Miller had fought Max Jim Miller would have won and be facing Khabib right now

Basically the best point ITT. Anyone would've beaten Max out of his weight class. especially a wrestler. Jim Miller, Pettis, Barboza, Cerrone, they'd all be """"""""""""""""""""""champion""""""""""""""""""""""" now if they were the lucky ones fighting a retard out of his weight class

>TKO's eddie, gaethje, and Pettis
>fluke

The literal only better fighters than them at LW are khabib and tony , he deserves to be interim champ

Lmao slit your throat
Colby would literally slam khabibs head on the concrete

Sounds comfy b

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Oh, fer sure, my man, fer sure. Is that why pedorussian slaves are paying tribute to their Chechen and Dagestani masters? Do you know which regions in Russia are most subsidized? Is that why the man who was killing pedorussian animals before he hit his 17th birthday is now a leader of one of Russia's autonomous regions?

based khabibi

tony is the real can crusher

UnIronically true.
They keep bringing up Conor in every interview, and they've been showing his fight with Khabib in every video

fuck off dmitry

new

seethe

>>TKO's eddie, gaethje, and Pettis

none of these fighters are good fighters. you have listed 3 bums.

What are some free money bets for tomorrows event?

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Hell yeah, Week 1 SNF the next day too!

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see:you mentally ill mutt

Are you Georgian. This card has a girl from Georgia and she's cute

Dustin is 15 lbs lighter than he was when he fought Max. He's already a soft hitter who cannot KO a featherweight, he's not doing shite to Khabib.

When Khabib feels how weak Dustin is he is charging forward with flying knees and humiliating Dustin.

Max would TKO Gaethje, Al, Cowboy,
and Barboza in a 5 rounder. Also he already TKO'd pettis

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Actually

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max has a real good chin but yeah dustin doesnt have KO power hes just a 3 rounder who can sprint and get a KO, but he wont have that power in a 5 rounder, and has intentionally lost weight so he can hang on for 10 more minutes

betas forget this is his only 2nd outing in a 5 round fight, they think hes gonna have awesome cardio, he wont, he didnt against max, it was a very even fight against a guy who had no right to be in that fight when his entire advantage is his reach and height against manlets

fucking conor had awesome cardio when he had to fight 3 rounds too but put him in a 5 rounder and he fades and suddenly everyone thinks he has shit cardio

theyll be saying dustin has shit cardio in 30 hours time

betas need to stop talking about fighting like they have any idea, and just let us chads talk

Al wrestles Max to a win easily
Justin knocks Max out easily
Barboza wins a decision using kicks easily

Max is a cut babby not some awesome fighter, he cant take on people bigger than him, it eliminates his strength entirely

>44% chance

>Justin vs Max
I'd like to see Max getting destroyed like that

This is Dustin’s 7th or 8th 5 rounder you cazzie. He’s been main eventing for ever. Holy shit you’re such a brainlet it hurts.

Umm no sweetie

Opinion on the size of Max Holloway's dick?

Why the fuck are new threads being made 40 posts early now?

When I made it the bump limit was reached, but I just refreshed and saw like 40 posts got deleted so the post count went down.

best thread on spee

*worst

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>Al wrestles Max to a win easily
Al has terrible take downs

>Barboza wins a decision using kicks easily
Barboza's footwork would unironically destroy any chance he has

there's no one else in the top 10. gillespie maybe is better but hes busy fishing

>gillespie maybe
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