Get in here bros. Looking forward to another edition of "10 lazy bastards walking on the pitch and not trying"
Slovakia vs Croatia Euro Qualifiers @ 20:45 CEST
Hoping for a Brekalo/Vlasic start desu
nice an irrelevant thread for a match that starts in over 7 hours that nobody will be watching because they'll be watching germany vs netherlands. great thread m8
Yes, the people from Slovakia and Croatia will definitely watch Germany vs Netherlands
Nice to see that mass importing pakis has had a negative influence on the average Brit IQ
is Rebic going to start? Might watch since >we bought him
Will the new Croat prospects play?
It's either going to be Rebic or Brekalo. No lineups atm
>not watching wales vs azerbaijan
cringe and bluepilled
Livakovic is starting, Vlasic should also be starting. As for Brekalo, it's either gonna be him or Rebic.
the news sites report this line-up
Livaković
Barišić - Vida - Lovren - Jedvaj
Modrić - Brozović - Vlašić
Perišić - Petković - Rebić
they've been correct 9/10 times in my experience
thanks
Can't believe that the guy with young future stars threads made a meme top cec
>Petković
haha
Literally our best striker atm. I rate him world class
don't really know what's funny about that, Mandžukić retired, Kalinić was forced to retire, Kramarić is injured at least until November, there's no one else to play the 9 role and honestly when it comes to replacements from non-top 5 leagues Livaković and he are by far the best
>tfw no based Bradarić as leftback
99% chance we'll qualify, but I'm afraid we won't pass group stage at euro. We gonna get memed
we will have Vrsaljko if we qualify so I'm not worried about not passing groups
much of our gameplan is fullback-based especially Vrsaljko and Jedvaj can't fulfill that role he can only score 2 tap-ins against Spain
I'm more worried about us qualifiyng than the Euros, considering these lazy fucks never bother with the qualifiers but always perform during big tournaments.
let me rectify
PETkovic
excusez moi?
sorry, I do no understand
yeah, perform well, but not pass, we are known chokers
>we are known chokers
?
2008 Euro - Played great football, qualified with all points out of groups, only lost to Turkey which literally had all the luck in the World.
2010 World Cup - The Turkey lost mental boomed our entire team, and it took a long ass time to recover. So it's no surprise we didn't qualify.
2012 Euro - played great football in an extremely tough group, unfortunate to not go out
2014 World Cup - Giga robbed in the first game by the Jap and Kovac being absolutely terrible with his tactics, nothing to do with choking.
2016 Euro - Played great football again, would've qualified with 9 points if retarded fans didn't stop the game when we were 2-0 up vs the Czech Republic. Lost to eventual winners of the tournament, though we could've beaten them if Cacic wasn't a retard and subbed out Strinic that couldn't even run anymore
2018 World Cup - Qualified with all points, played solid football, got to the finals which we could've won if Kalinic started instead of the injured Subasic and if the ref didn't buy the French diving antics.
Dunno what you're talking about homie, we only choke in qualifiers. Never in big tournaments.
Jedvaj got injured, and Juranovic got called up.
Oh boy.
We are going to get so cucked toninght that croatian women will have no other choice but to spread their legs and accept the seed of slovak BVLLS into their wombs
atleast we'll be whither
I wonder if my gf is gettig pounded by some guy with a big dick right now
t.tourist
Yikes
Go go Croatia!
Destroy those dogs!
Go go Croatia!
t-thanks
I hope not he's shit
Brekalo>>
Slovakians are weaklings
got 900 Croatian martens on 1X
Luka playing?
Yup
only the 2nd half once he realises nobody else cares and that he has to (try) set an example as the captain and then we proceed to lose 3-1
whither than you mario
>10 lazy bastards walking on the pitch and not trying"
rude
why do you talk about us like this, I went to croatia this summer
don't you have some food and medical supplies to buy?
magyar cigány
We have some injuries,wouldnt be suprised if we choke tonight.
Those 10 lazy bastards are croatian players not slovak
>why do you talk about us like this
I think he refered to vice champions of the world
easy 3:0 for you guys
What are you talking about? It's one of the more interesting fixtures tonight.
based romania
vice champions in the house tonight
germany netherlands on one screen and this match on an other screen.
Slovakia is rightful hungarian clay
Lets go bois
Wanna see petkovic and vlasic with the big league
Stack up some food instead, angloid.
>greda
Lucker dogs
good game for now
So one slovak player is called Kučka
what a bitch
Can I get this on YouTube TV? I'm off work early and daytime TV is gay.
Where you guys watchin?
Can someone share link
Kucka, c not č
vela sounds drunk as fuuuuuck
Idiot
Just tuned in, how are we so far?
Why is that old man still in Real Madrid? Turkey is wainting for him.
Pretty good actually, they're trying on the pitch for once.
Not great not terrible bro
is turkey bellator of football?
slowly grinding us
b-baka
idk what bellator is, but yes. Turkey is the palce where old footballers go when they are too slow for good leauges.
lmao we gonna lose, if you miss so much you always lose
>Vida
...
Vida nice
How can you miss that??
so dzsudzsak was like mega slow?
Petkovic aaaaaaa
Is Petkovic Messi lmao wtf was that
His carrier ended when he left PSV
Dude has those shiny moments
Who the fuck is bartolec?!
Wow
>branka again
wtf
Oh come on!!
Welp, i guess we lose now
Damn we really lookin for blood
this is bad
>defetist mentality
All you faggots get out
Ajmo RVATSKAAAA
>defetist mentality
just learnig from past
MI HRVATI CLAP CLAP
MI HRVATI CLAP CLAP
is khabib fighting tonight too?
Tommorow
VLAŠIIIIIĆ
Toooooo Blanka!!
VLASIC GOAT
>tfw can't be hungarian
fucking trianon
ZZZAAAAA DDDDOOOOMMMM
SPREMNI
What a sloppy goal
>was just thinking Vlašić looked poor first half maybe Pašalić
>2 mins later he scores
based
I'm informing mr. Pupovac about these posts
he was quite decent, what are you talking about. But yes, Pašalić should get chance too
3.6 goals?
>no Rakitić to play like shit
>Croatia somehow playing as we've come to expect Croatia to play
yeah I'm thinking Rakitić HASTA LA VISTA
poor? he played good first half.
these posts were made by Torcida
Why are the Adriatic heroin junkies always so assblasted?
holy shit Slovaks were lucky af this first half, this could've easily been 2-0 or even 3-0, all the shots delivered were either way over the goal or right into Livakovic
Slovaks whats going on, I'm not familiar with your team
kakva torcida mamu ti jebem imam tetovažu dinama na rebrima
postaj pička ti materina inače su lažne vijesti
>he doesn't use heroin
cringe and bluepilled
I am Hajduk fan, but fuck Torcida and most importantly fuck Naš "Hajduk"
MRZIM SRBE
MRZIM PEDERE
MRZIM BALIJE
MRZIM DOMARE
>MRZIM DOMARE
based. Oni to rade besplatno
we are a skiing nation
To, to
Solidna tekma
everytime I hear "Duda" I'm reminded of my favourite Brazilian
b a s e d
Aaaartghhhhh WHYYYY ARE YOU SAYING THIS OFFENSIVE WORDS
Hajduk boys superior
oy bre its like annudah oluja
A P O L O G I Z E
Based
North cucks cope
whyd the thread die
Sudden outbreak of AIDS
just croat stuff
gdje ima prostitutki u okolici orebica/korcule?
ask ur mum
thank god that I am a Hungarian
Ajdee
petković finally
Meesitkovic
aren't we all?
Petkovic is a beast
We havent had a forward player like him in a while
Do we need rakitic anymore??? That lazy ass can go fuck himself
KO NE PIVA DALMATINAC NIJE
Ne mogu vjerovat da je sladoljev uspio tri puta reć riječ apostrofirati
Aprostrofirari
Yeah I think we're good for another 3-4 years
How do we keep doing it
CAM ON CROATIA SCORE SAM FAKIN GOALS
genetics
They need to score one more or I will be disappointed
Petkovic is the new Boksic
Pašalić in, these younglings need to play togather more. We are comming for you Francafrique, we haven't forget
cam on croatia scor sam gols
Damn Slovakia is pretty bad, could have been ez 0-6 or so
RAGEEEEE HAHAHAH
Flashbacks to Ukraine vs Serbia kek
Sry slovakia
We should stop bullying
>Lovren scoring on you
San Marina tier defense
Ez
Di ste pičke di ste ed blubač bojsi
Ovdje vladaju White Stonesi
HOW DO THESE DINARIC APES GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!!!! YOU NT WAS DEAD!!! YOUR GOALIE WAS BLIND IDIOT!!!!!! YOUR MIDFIELD WAS BUNCH OF OLD MAN CRAWLING ON THE FIELD!!!! HOW????!!!! YOU HAD NO DEFENSE!
See you in Zagreb, prepare your anus
is Petković the new Messi???
btw that will be 30 million + tip for this Croatian talent from Dinamo
we're playing on Poljud, Split
so Hungarians prepare for swastikas, your cars to be burned and your players to be thrown in the sea
They will play in Split though
>HOW DO THESE DINARIC APES GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!!!!
genes
>YOU NT WAS DEAD!!! YOUR GOALIE WAS BLIND IDIOT!!!!!!
Subašić retired, Kalinić returned to hus sub status
>YOUR MIDFIELD WAS BUNCH OF OLD MAN CRAWLING ON THE FIELD!!!!
we out younger ones to play
>HOW????!!!! YOU HAD NO DEFENSE!
offence is best defence
*Split
>Split
Rip Hungarians who come to see the match
spot the croat
yeah, fuck those faggots, they sold us to venetians. It took us 600 years to reunite with rest of Croatia
based Borna
What team is this?
Glasgow Rangers
Borna Barišić (leftback) scored a goal from a freekick recently
it's not fair!
Don't Diss lovren he's underrated
>people still get riled up about celebrating the arcane meaning of swastika
based
Livaković is the best Croatian goalkeeper in history.
he signs for Barca in my fm18 saves
>tfw heard almost nothing but Croatian chants during the whole game
Slovakia is a small country that doesn't even care about sports and football is their 2nd sport
the market value of their starting 11 was almost the same as ours tonight
>Slovakia is a small country
bigger than us
Only because skriniar is 66m and hamsik 22m
Rest are 5m or lower
Why are we second
STFU. They have great players and we destroyed them
we lost to Hungary, dummy
He is probably SveizgubiliDabogda Fag
are all niggers from index/24 coming here
no matter their opinion, i'd ask them kindly to fuck off
H2h
APOLOGIZE
Lol
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