/cric/ - The Ashes: Test 4, Day 3

coom

What is he talking about?

wouldn't recommend, benzos will fuck your life up harder than smack.

Lol no
Fake xanax pills are so common, and many are made to look real

Thought xanax was just a painkiller?

nah, anti-anxiety

No, anxiety drug lad

Is this after that headingly match?
Can't say my reaction was much different, and yet here I am.

Yep mates text he sent out

Shit taste.

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What does it do? For a legitimate user and for a recreational user

reduces anxiety
are you retarded

Specifically what does it do?

>ireland
>posting that much "ass"

Yup, definitely a proxy.

thats a dude

it reduces your anxiety
you feel less anxious
anti anxiety
am I speaking your language yet?

Based retard.

I'm not a proxy.

Just stumble across this board.

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Lads if I have anxiety induced ED, will xanax give me strong erections again?

relaxation, slows you down and stops you caring about shit puts you to sleep if you have enough. Only reason someone wants them is because le epin cool rappers made them cool, much like drinking cough syrup

Are you sure it's anxiety induced?
Are you wearing a condom when this happens?

it will stop you caring about having ED

Download Netguard from FDroid

>be English
>create game that can't be played in the rain

wonder what his face looks like. would want to have a passable face with a body like that.

quite the opposite my friend

Why do I find it so hard to watch this whores video

That has to be what it is. I had my test checked, cardiovascular health is good, no circulation problems. Just can't get super hard anymore.

Where are all the english

Strong no if you have to fuck men with bigger tits than you

thailand bulging

wonder if the average poms thinks about how absurd it is that convicts were sent from his island to another island on the other side of the world only to have a better life than the poms left on the tiny garbage island surrounded my street shitters and muzzies

Hows that little section between your ballsack and anus feel? Do you do a lot of sitting on it? Maybe ride the old bicycle once too often?

Feels normal I guess. How should it feel?

i prefer my trannies to have flat chests

thinking about the thai leggies of the future

thinking about how we single handed spawned an entire continent of knock off cockneys

Same same.

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Shit fucking country. Fuck off. Just come down to Australia every year and lose 5-0. Who gives a shit, at least you'll be able to play a full 5 days.

Fucking retards. Kill yor won weather cucking englainsfg cunt sack fucking retaesd fuck yourself s fuck oiff smithh would fucking shit on yuo pisses iof shit fuck captsxha

will never understand why they get stupid bolt on tits that always look ridiculous and most of the time just downright bad. there is this one tranny i jerk off to on chaturbate that has the worst fake tits. her nipples are completely fucked. the rest of her is perfect though.

Strong and muscular.

someone shoop a noose on to this pic

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kek yeah. adam hills had this joke that the australian accent is just a cockney accent slowed down because of the heat.

guessing the first connies sent out here were cockneys innit.

>this cope by English coaching staff

>"The exciting thing is we know he can hit 90-plus miles an hour but, saying that, I didn't bowl fast every day either, even though I tried. Sometimes it just doesn't click."

So when is this rain set to clear?

Can you faggots just admit your gay and stop supporting these weirdos

is Rahmat Shah, dare i say it, elite

soon

its Manchester so some time next May

>adam hills

Grim.

Dumb trannies.

twitter.com/nohtty/status/1119742982931062784?s=19
Here's an auzi trap.

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not gay. im not attracted to men that look like men.

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12.20pm News from Dan Brettig: Early lunch, 12.30, 1.10, inspection at 1.00 if no more rain.

only funny thing he has said and its true

full strength sex with the missus on the cards and then sleep looms

>pozzies literally seething at the weather
Set fair for the weekend, plenty of time to bowl England out twice. Try some positivity for once you wingeing cunts

>sex with the missus

Would rather just have a wank tbqph

How is married life lad

>English
>Telling others to be positive about cricket of all things

>beefy calling out queersland

based

EVERY
SINGLE
FUCKING
GAME

full strength incel cope on the cards

So true.

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>the coward Mark Taylor won't even declare with a 500 run lead

>"Why annouce the early lunch and than wait 10 minutes to take that lunch????" Because this sport is absolutely nuts, Frank.

This is why test cricket is a dying sport, it's so fucking inflexible and pointlessly silly about shit. Love the game but if they don't apply sense to it, like starting early in fucking September IN ENGLAND, it's genuinely just going to continue to decline

>to confirm real, notice curved edges, XANAX lettering and number 2 etched into back side

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>declaring a mere 500 runs ahead
You are like a little child. Now watch this

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hosting a 5 test series and the world cup in one summer was always a retarded idea, don't know why they thought it would work.

You wank to men you are gay just accept it faggot

you want me to be gay so you can sodomize me. not happening, faggot. i only fuck women and men that look like women. not muscle bound faggots like you that want other muscle bound faggots to sodomize your sweaty protein shake anus. i bet you even shave your chest, you absolute homo.

Especially as they did two ashes series back to back a few years back, in order to take out the sequence that the ashes and the world cup always happened in the same year

Best thing about this being a draw is that tonnes of the Oval test will be lost to rain and bad light, meaning pic related will happen

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The world cup should have been on at this time of year with the Ashes in the better time of year. You'll still get the global audience because curries will watch cricket at literally any time of the year, and you can always create tournament drama by reverting to cuckworth poois in the inevitable case of rain.

Ask me anything about my upcoming ama

fucking embarrassing.

/gif/ is looking absolutely abhorrent rn lads

Just bring back timeless tests already, sound comfy af

*complains about rain when it's the only reason Australia didn't lose the second test*

can you hear me charlie?

Yes but no, time constraints make the game more exciting but any time taken out of the game due to rain should be compensated for.

How about a set number of overs with time irrelevant?

if my team is in a good position, they should compensate for the lost overs by starting earlier and ending later. if my team is in a bad position then that's just cricket and if overs are lost then too bad

*brags about almost winning the second test after their slave nigger literally assaulted the next Donald Bradman*

YOURE LISTENING TO RADIO HAPPY

>a board of cumbrains looks abhorrent
imagine my shock

Series Batting averages:
Smith 147.25

Stokes 81.75
Labuschagne 70.00

Burns 42.83

Everyone else sub-30 including these test batsmen:
Harris 13.33
Warner 11.28
Bancroft 11
Roy 9.50
Buttler 9.16
Ali 2.00

This is a fucking stupid series

haha your bowler bowled fast haha he's not allowed REEEEE TELL HIM MITCHELL HES NOT ALLOWED THATS OUR THING

ARGHHHHHHHHHH IM COOOOOOMING

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based buttler

Yeah but when they're fetishizing over my particular niche it's great, but today there's like 5 tranny threads and a bunch of other shit.

>cumbrains

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Also note that Starc doesn't have an average because of the declaration yesterday

Wouldn't be so bad if they kept it contained but they post that shit in other threads on purpose as well.

Isa looking fiiiiiiiine.

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The coward Tim Paine declaring early so Starc doesn't overtake his score and embarrass him in the series averages.

Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain

but youre surrounded by chinks and abbos?

Head has a mean 29.8, don't be dishonest mate

abos are pretty much all gone

>Defreitas
whom

Why did Smith throw away becoming an Australian legend for the sake of a test against South Africa?

It just means, thankfully, you haven't fallen as far down the rabbit hole as them. Take heart my friend

he died for Warner's sins

well played

What's you lads' bowling action? Mine has eventually evolved into Darren Gough's.

Play set to resume in 20 bings. Robert Mugabe is dead.

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lmao good

Warner having a slut wife and being a mental midget

>live in a country drowned in constant rain
>still unable to conceive of the technological advancement called a "roof"
grim

like malinga except wrist spin

I have a similar action to kumble, but I run in straighter and get more side on

Sam Curran. I'm also blonde, left-handed, and babyfaced. It's eerie.

run straight, arm straight, windmill action dead straight vertically, ball goes straight, yorker

Jofra Archer theme tune for tests:
youtu.be/KVM72-2SCzc

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Based
You bowl leg spin?
Are you manlet too?

Like Daniel Vettori but I don't wear glasses, I wear a beard.

yes sir, i'm the only white leg spinner in club cricket in england that isn't a part timer

Based your species are extinct

Dropping my guts

hurry up Root you'll be called out soon enough

Four

Read this in Holding's voice

Just spent 40 minutes doing a “medium” sudoku and only succeeded in giving myself a headache

Against any sort of decent batsman? I dare say that would be the result.
Works well against the cazzies though.

TMS for overseas, doesn't work in UK, Australia, NZ, Sri Lanka, India, Pakistan, and Bangladesh.
youtu.be/S2P_U0470_c

You cannot be bowling like that

last time i checked 29.8 was lower than 30

>doesnt work in countries that would use it
Kek

>that woman behind the giraffes hairline
grim

/justcameoverfromtheaflthread/ checking in

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same lad, had to get away from that zoomer having a fit

>They have bowled too short today. Its been poor from the bowlers

Iggs?

Starc is coming out on point today

grim that was

They're always having fits, think it's boomers

"no"

Not a fan of nightwatchmen desu. Think you just give an easy wicket away and let the bowlers get their tails up

You going to bring the sperg to this thread now?

>television add
>by a bank
>pushing for womens sport
>with that repetitive song by George (((EZRA)))

All round jewery.

GONE
FUCK OFF

Win looms

ON YA BIKE

Have to wait till later today for overton to get over a ton

Right on cue.

nah zoomers can't into cricket

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhHahHHHHHHhhhhHHHhHsaaaaaaaaaa

>root at the crease

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

I'm talking about /afl/ are you illiterate?

Guerilla Cricket I think works globally. In Australia, TMS is on ABC Grandstand

5 (15) is about par for England batsman anyway.

are you?
keep up

>when you get exposed against the short ball early in the series

Grim

>England

Madoka WILL save /cric/

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The coward Joe Root needing a tonne here.

>Root on 2(2)
Australia finished

Scoring a bit too fast i reckon

>warnie shouting out /AFL/

based

>rory burns hasn't been bounced out yet

What the FUCK is Starc doing?

gonna do my arms at the gym tonight lads
give me my exercise for today

warney calling out the pieWORMs

I can't watch this is just depresses me

2 hours of straight cardio
All you need every workout

Based piegods

gunna have a wank at tea lads
give me my exercise for today

What got deleted?

>cardio
the good lord zyzz says that destroys gains

Have a hot chocolate and a couple of marlboro reds, you'll be grand

>warnie talking about gayfl
hmmmm

we won yesterday m8 :)

Ashley Barbie, for me.

>*literally (LITERALLY) dies of a heart attack*
>"at least I still have my gains......"

AFL is so fucking gay. Digits confirm.

These two look set to dig in and bring up a massive total for England here

zyzz was born with a heart defect you nonce

NOT

need Root to leave a delivery that hits the top of middle stump

based /afl/ running /cric/ and /afl/

ive only got tea and a vape will that do?

barbell curls, hammer curls and skull crushers or cable pushdowns

anime RUNS /cric/

the coward root

England will be wanting to score a few runs here while not conceding a wicket I should expect

>b-b-b-but it wasn't the steroids or the drugs or the lack of cardio..... it was all because of his birth defect!

Outstanding cope son!

where is he now lol

Yep, and a bit of fresh air

/cric/ runs Mogra

heart defect plus that Thai cocaine lad

Hoping the pies can take out the tigers again in the prelim.

Elite truth bomb

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>running 4
grim

>it's the drugs fault his heart gave out, not his congenital heart defect
/cric/ is a brainlet free general, you are looking for /hoc/

the part where they dive to keep the ball from going out is kino

based

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fuck off weeb fags

>talking about zyzz
2011 called they want their dead meme back

GAJ will bounce back, I believe.

>indians

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no /cric/ waifu, no /cric/ laifu

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Might have helped if he built his heart strength up some sort of magical exercise technique which somehow exercises the heart muscle somehow magically

Tigs or Loins lads?

Business Idea: All the players on the field wear mics

Bowling idea: Bowl burns a bouncer

Business idea - revoking women's rights

Madoka idea: play a game with homu, sayaka, kyouko and mami

business idea: big flashy drives outside off when you're still 250+ behind the follow-on

Tigs, don't know why >we have to go against the only in form team in the 8 (besides the dogs maybe)

>Hearing 10 strong Aussies bellow: nice one Gazza.
getting hard thinking about it

Business idea: spaghetti at mcdonalds

legends never die

tell me how you're supposed to "out-cardio" a congenital heart defect?

Business idea: bowler bowls two balls at once

They're home babbies, >you guys got this.

>the third man dab

Pack it up lads, this game is over.

no one can be this dumb, surely.

the amount of brainlet in this post in palpable, lads

Business idea: /cric/ runs every board, not just Yea Forums

They do chicken mac and cheese at kfc in the states

>have heart defect
>"Oh well there's nothing I can do about, no point even TRYING to strengthen my cardio vascular system, might as well just take drugs and die"

Didn't turn out to be a particularly wise strategy now did it?

maybe but I think the gulf in talent is so deep, >we did well this season mainly through consistency, not superb performances
but >they have surprised me constantly this season so who knows

/cric/ doesn't even run /cric/

elite post

>Warney shitting on starc
Based

What do we look forward to after the ashes?

God I'm so fucking broke.

the next ashes

numeros coming lads

The next Ashes

>more poos than brits in this thread
dire state

>have undiagnosed heart defect
>eventually die from it
Logic? Let me tell you about logic.

Tim Paine getting stripped of his captaincy and rights to play cricket again.

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What happened la'

rugby world cup, and I follow the nfl over the winter

>it's all just a coincidence!

I'm he only one mr chang

>NZ tour of Australia

I'm a bit of a casual so I might be wrong, but it seems like this never happens.

New season of anime desu.

Thought there was an Aussie tour of the West Indies in there, got really excited

you are beyond stupid and know nothing about fitness. end of.

>Boxing Day test vs NZ
I’m gonna get hammered and watch New Zealand get hammered and it’s gonna be fun

yeah I hear kyo-ani's new series is fire :^)

At least I'm not dead of a heart attack innit?

Why are we hosting back to back Sri Lanka series? Awful scheduling

NICE LEACHLES

>nadal and serena are gonna win again

don't like this one bit

based spanish man with a massive left arm

I started watching One Punch Man and Violet Undergarden. Both are alright, I'm no expert on animé though, not at all, if they're shit pls no bully.

>Kiwis touring
Nice. Might turn the television on for that.

do you know what undiagnosed means? do you even know English?

do you know that regular heavy lifting is better for your heart due to blood pressure rising and falling and vaso-dilation with correct barring cadence than this holy grail cardio you're going on about? give it a rest mate, you didn't even know his heart defect was undiagnosed..

would honestly make this shitheap of a website bearable

Which Serena sister gonna win lad?

Drug cheats ruin another sport

a simple reply from a simple mind.

just had a look at the ripMugabe hashtag and it makes for grim reading

the one that married reddit

don't mind Nadal
would've shot myself if it was Djoker

I want the Windies womens team in Australia so I can stare at the thicc ebony goddesses

> "heart defect"
he was on more roids than IBFF pros

hmm

breathing cadence*

England starting to run away with it here lads
A big muscular 9/713d on the cards

Need a wicket here

Last 3 digits are Poot's score

>he didn't know he had a heart defect so therefore cardio wouldn't have helped him because cardio only works if you know whether or not your heart is defective

Not sure I'm following your "logic" matey.

after he died it came out his mum knew but didn't tell him because it wasn't a "serious" defect. I'm not saying his life choices didn't contribute but the dumb cunt saying "should have done cardio lololol" is a fucking nonce

hope games 4 and 5 are draws and test cricket dies unironically

To be the disappointment for you, they all look like male apes.

Checks out

I for one welcome a 4-day Joe Root 635(2654) batting masterclass

pretty sure you're just trolling by now, can't fathom one of such low intellectual capacity being able to even turn on any powered device

fuck up josh

I hope all Irish posters die ironically. Sadly, we don't always get what we want.

I reject your logical fallacy argument. Stop projecting your stupidity, which multiple posters pointed out, onto me. I'm embarrassed for you.

Hundred > T20 > ODI > Test

Aye but mighty fine male apes

For a heart defect is it better to do some cardio and be fit or never exercise/physically exert yourself?

congratulations on selecting the 1% of anime that isn't absolute shithouse

AHHHHH THAT'S NOICE GAZZA

>le dress up in a CRAZY outfit with all my mates to le cricket. that'd be absolute insanity!

grim taste tbeh

So you've all run of of arguments now ey?
We can all agree that taking cardio advice from a man who literally (LITERALLY) died of a heart attack at a young age is probably not the best idea?

Dont take steriods for starters and dont put on too muscle
Light cardio, like 30 minutes a day of light jogging is plenty

do you own a Ouija board? might help you find an answer

AAAAHHHH BOWL GAZZAAAAA 3 AND 4 BOYS 3 AND 4

They're having fun and aren't hurting anyone, no need to be bitter m8.

> won't even (You) me
thanks for playing sweaty.

>die ironically
elaborate

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It's better to do no cardio and take drugs which have a high correlation with heart complications then when you die you can just blame it all on your heart defect.

Not sure why you would specifically look for people saying things you don't agree with, seems a bit of a fool's errand to me lad

BEAUTIFUL GAZ
LOVELY GAZ

t. no fun at parties

I listen to TMS at home while in a crazy costume, myself.

it's driving me crazy

NOICE GAZZZ REAL NOICEEEEE START GAZZZZ

What the averages of that unit?

psychological warfare to unsettle the batsman

I'm part Irish so the leg on which I stand is brittle.

Was Zyzz's problem that he didn't take the right drugs? HGH grows organs, so if he took that instead of roids he would've had the muscles AND a repaired heart.

define "fun at parties"

Why don't they encourage the other bowlers as much as Nathan?

HOT STUFF GARETH

yep, confirmed

LOVE THAT LENGTH CUMMO

Fucking livid at this Telstra shit internet going slow as all fuck all day.

it's unsettled me for sure

They do, but they stand further away from the mics for the fast bowlers

Because Nathan gives the best rimjobs

For me, it's Babymetal

Get ready for a broken fuckin Burns

not you

Grim.

Is Nathan Lyon?

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

G A Z Z A
A
Z
Z
A

4 A N D 5
A
N
D
5

is joe root a manlet or is his bat just big?

nah he's standing haha

BALD SPOT GAZZA

Reading about the New Zealand city of Dunedin

yes

tell me more

Grim read that
surely you got something better to read?

Might skip class to watch this game lads idk

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Cheers mate

>Dunedain
Mate pretty sure that's the name for those dudes from LOTR, I know they filmed that shit over there but let's not go getting them completely mixed up.

Got rich off gold and meat. I Support The NZ Frozen Meat Industry. Sadly looks like it's full of Scots

Based retard

reading about the 2011 christchurch earthquake
triumphing over adversity is perhaps the most impressive trait of the kiwi national character

Dream job is lecturing in British history at th runiversity of otago

based

Why don't the Kiwis have any monster maori cricketers?

If New Zealand is so progressive, why havn't they banned assault earthquakes

business idea: subscribe to pewdipie

they're all in jail, hospital or playing rugby

some really high class cricket here haha *braps on your fact*

Aww they're nice now :)

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too busy learning to read

Really hoping that mentalist Australian from that animal thread doesn't post here

Too many bouncers yet no wide given
These aussies are cheats

better business idea: create pewdipie channel

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>P-PLEASE APPRECIATE MY HISTORY BIG STRONG KIWIS

the nerve of you

the absolute gall

Cricket is dead

will they change their minds now that Paine just yelled at a harmless member of the crowd?

-awesome gary thats the Pace, GAZZAAA

>I love this shit captain the aussies have selected who's a dead weight and is singlehandedly costing them the ashes, he's a real keeper!

is nathan lyon related to the lion king?

business idea: replace cricket commentary with player and stump mics

GGGYYYYOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

Root looks like the kid from my primary school who had his shaved constantly because he always had knits.

I don't get it. How the fuck is horse racing seen as this great thing to watch? How come jockeys even seen as someone important?
It is just a bunch of people on horses whipping them. I despise these horse racing ads

root looks like a wallace and gromit character

>What the fuck is this
cheeky aussies

no black people around which is nice though

No this is his cousin

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Metal, cricket and coffee. Comfy midnight.

>this run rate

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Why is the ground shaped like a square?

King Nig-noggins III

are you welding something at night?

Business idea: The One - each team has six players (bowler, keeper, three fielders and one specialist batsman) and a game is one ball bowled by each team. Highest score wins

um sweetie sorry don't think the younger generation have the attention span for that bit long winded haha

CUM ON GAZ

How long has Burns been on 28 ffs

real funny post

Love a Meccano set myself lad

should have an option to select this audio channel, would be kino.

Let's focus our efforts and get the upcoming sexts lads.

>that thing on the left who is clearly a man
The trans thing has gone too far

*flosses on /hoc/*

based boo-urns

Any updates from Tinder poster?

>England player exceeds his average
Based Burns. Is this, dare I say it, the precise moment where the fun begins?

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Might head of to bed soon
Burns and Root look set to make a big score here, hopefully wake up and see them scored enough to avoid the follow-on

You forgot your picture of Tone

I'm blaming what's about to happen squarely on you
For good or bad

great ashes moments you ask?

for me its the Ryan Harris ball to cook back in 2013

for me its

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for me it's joe root's look of absolute horror as big Mitch ran in to bowl

Who directed this kino?

anyone have stream i'm plebbing with google commentary

Nope, just know that Root being at 4 he will score big and the team will follow him to make big scores as well

Lords 2009, Johnson bowling filth at Strauss and Cook, England 126-0 at lunch

9now.com.au/live/gem

imagine being too stupid to find a stream for a game which is broadcast live on channel 9

Paine

When was the last time one player was such a deciding factor? England would probably be 2-0 up in this series if Smith wasn't there.

pottery in motion

Paine reviewing a ball that pitched outside leg in the 2019 series

Bradman

What's wrong with Smiths finger

mitchell johnson circa 2009-2013, every game was a free win apart from that one WACA test he blew us away in the 3-1 series win

too much batting

With Smith is a music video director mate

good ball that one
youtube.com/watch?v=Vpm3mZE1Rh8

he also did well in the headingley test 2009

walked into shitload of spider web when i was pushing the bins out lads

madoka WILL save /cric/

imagine being appreciative of other anons helping you out but also don't want to signup to 9live or buy a tv

Business idea: fielders should be wearing beanies

/afl/ runs /afl/

Not a Black Widow I hope mate

tim paine you could have declared it mushroom cloud.jpg

i don't even know what this means

who? also checked.

Fuck

lads
LADS

absolute shitcunt post

>bin collection on a Saturday morning

now ive heard it all

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expecting a series defining 12 from jason pooy today

oh no

If Burns or Root gets a hundred think I'll hit up the cute 20 yo on grindr that wanted to suck my dick tonight... Or if neither of them do teebeeaitch.

it's happening lads

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it's a twitch channel of a nightclub in japan that plays anime music, properly grim stuff

AHHH YEESSS GARGLE ME PLUMS GAZZAAAAA LOVE THAT GAZ

i once had burns after a root KEK

BASED

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Anyone got a stream lads? And no I don't want the two best quality most commonly viewed streams, for me it's 240p with erectile dysfunction popup ads.

O

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business idea: next get shall not be anime related

just go to the channel 9 website you silly boy

>making a fuss about recurring digits on a board as dead as Yea Forums

Lads.....

These TAB ads so bland shite
fucking remove gambling companies from the world already

I think it was sarcasm

Your wish is my command
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weebs get the rope

You don't know what a dead board is.

Nah I'd really prefer to watch a stream where the quality is so bad I can't even make out the ball.

how I am supposed to relate to these TAB ads?
needs to watch be one where the guy is crying into his hands in front of a computer screen before closing his coles online weekly shopping tab, would be a bit more realistic wouldn't it haha

It's dead compared to what it was but yeah really it's pretty active in Yea Forums terms. Remember there's like that origami board and shit like that.

This is where Sportsbet ads are pretty good
Relate to idiots because they know they will waste money

my dear boro...

Notice how numbers of the post above yours is in numerical sequence with the numbers of your post? That's a fair sign the board is too dead for making a big deal about recurring digits.

some light reading for next tea break gents
quantamagazine.org/craig-callender-are-we-all-wrong-about-black-holes-20190905/

You're just underestimating the shitpost efficiency of Aussies in peak cricket hours

lol nerd

gonna read jugs instead

>theoretical physics
quality fiction

not sure this semen slurping sport is for me lads, might just have a shower and head off to bed.

COME ON GAZZA NICE SHOWER TOWELING ON LENGTH BRUSH YOUR TEETH GAAZZZZ

you now remember /spa/

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Root looks a bit scared desu
Wickets looms

Just called in a favour to HAARP, rain should be here in 10 minutes boys

cursed timestamps

thats the coach la
I think you mean to the right

I think wides shouldn;t have so much leeway in a test match.

Business Idea: Australia catches the ball

fuck off you virgin.

Just channeled Nicola Tesla from beyond the grave, clearing out those rain clouds but not making it sunny either boys

remember /mlpol/? weird how they got on so well

can't see it taking off, I'm out.

will root execute order 66?

runs flowing freely now, it's all over lads

welfare starc runs should only count for 0.5 each desu

Business Idea: Australia should take some wickets

Burns is Smith 2.0 and Bradman 4.0

Glad England are doing okay. Want the last game to be live.

Question about the Oval. Does the pitch there normally offer something for the bowlers? Would like to see an actual result there rather than a draw.

bitchell stork getting creamed all over the park.
england looking solid and they will not lose a wicket this session

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What do they say if Gary doesn't bowl a nice one?

unlikely any pom could be 0.5 bradman

is this another stokes vs the world innings where england win by the skin of their teeth? getting worried lads

siddle would have broken this partnership by now

Was about to have a shower lads but all this bowling reminded me of the meat pie I heated up earlier

FUCKING DIVE YOU LAZY CUNTS

Bring on Smith and Labuschagne to bowl tbqh
Might as well get them to take wickets seeing that our bowlers can't

UNLUCKY GAZZA HAVE ANOTHER CRACK MATE

AWWWWW COME ON GAZ

He's already had 2 once-in-a-lifetime innings this summer, might as well have another

Bit of bounce bit of zip, decent place to bowl

the 9now ad breaks remind me why I haven't watched television once in the past 7 years
no wonder boomers are the way they are

I keep getting ads about a revolutionary new shirt with a built in bra. Seems pretty interesting.

>starc bowling burns into form
Fucks sake

for me, it's muting the tab at the end of the over and refreshing /cric/

9now ads are the same as the tele m8

Where has starc's aggression gone

that's his point m9

Jim Maxwell is my guy on TSM, brings the game alive

yeah that's what I mean

Burns was already in form with his hundred in the first test.

Starc contrast to how I thought he'd be bowling

>not having /cric/ on auto-refresh during play
Howling desu
Then they are just normal tv ads, redundant to say 9now ads as they are not different, unless god forbid you don't use an ad blocker

ozzies are mentally cooked, they know stokes will clean this lot up

take starc to the glue factory already

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His first 5 overs were great

love sky sports hyping the death of a racing driver to promote the next gp

Yeah I like Jim. Easily the most biased regular mind you, but that's alright.

*bowls a perfect line and length towards the leg stump*

Burns played himself out of form with shit scores after his 100 (he got a 50 at Lords but that doesn't count).

execute starc

>all those retards and indians questioning why Siddle was selected over Starc

I tried to tell them....

very, very autistic post

Is Starc considered a part timer now?

Starc was Australia's second best batsman.

>when you have a bigger cricketing brain than the selectors, the coach and CERTAINLY the captain

Not sure I can continue watching this....

I have been a fan of Maxwell since he eviscerated Warner after the sandpaper thing, even before it had been officially confirmed that Warner was involved.

Based le pie thrower man

Based cazzies screaming for his inclusion every time Australia went 2.2 overs without a wicket

At this rate he'll be england's second best scorer as well

Bring on Smith or Labuschagne already
If Lyon is spinning it this much they will destroy the batsmen

Throw the ball to Wade to break up the partnership

poopeelia look cooked

Could go for a cheeky mankad right about now lads

For me, it's phoneposting on the couch.

ah yes
the burns arc

Based crowd giving Lyon shit for last test

B A N T E R

Christ Paine looks like a midget next to starc

the coward mitchell starc

Noice.

the true patrician way

thanks tubbs

Reckon I blame Paine's softness for the lack of aggression in our bowlers, cunt is too nice to be the captain

this test is in good hands guys
imagine the big brained tactics going on between these two

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Based, even when I'm on my PC I still phonepost, don't understand why people would do otherwise apart from it being slightly easier to post pictures

I have not seen one (1) 95mph head high bouncer yet from Fartc

the flags never load on my phone I need the flags to decide if I will be upvote or downvote

HFC
FTTP

might get drunk and rant about MY brexit on facebook

wicket incoming

youtube.com/watch?v=HGlYyiMw7pU

>careers that'll be over after this ashes
>warner
>lyon
>starc
>pain

Good on ya

Lyon's absolutely seething

>Warner
>getting rid of one of the best openers in nearly a decade
reminder that he has scored i think either the most or second most runs as an opener since 2013 compared to other openers

WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS, LADS

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OH MY GOD!!!
MUH RECURRING DIGITS LADS!!!!

by that logic we should bring langer and slater back

langer's in the team mate

langer captain coach

Langer means wanker in Cork

Not against Broad he hasn't.

Warner will probably get a go in the next series we play at home, but if he fails to perform here in Australia he's done. he has always been mediocre in England

wicket looms

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Still do better than any others and Langer already the coach so easily can put himself in

get some

in the dick

IN THE DICK

Don't think Root will be able to root any more after that.

>A seething Fergal writes: "Would rather play with 10 than have a Marsh brought into the Aussie team"

S
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BREAK HIS FUCKING NUTS

the coward joe root stalling for time

NUTTIES

Typical, the Coward Joe Root wasting time yet again
Sack him already

36* nut out

Warner is averaging lower than Bancroft mate

OOF RIGHT IN ME GAZBOS

Aussies cheating as per, so much for 'oh they're nice now and not cunts!'

Atomic nut banger

for me its watching navi nrg with the cricket

get ready for a broken FUCKEN CUP

Bit dark out there brehs

Dangerous desu

>reading comprehension

Oi Fergal you here m8?

Bit early for evening prayers isn't it?

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didn't know Root was a muslim #respect

that file name KEK

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Based homophobe James Faulkner

pooeen converted him

>Starc to Root, no run, ooh, right in the dee-eye-see-kay!
>Cuckinfo commentary

literally onions

what does "Still do better than any others" refer to then

Wonder what Labuschagne was asking Erasmus

is there a shot from the rear? asking for a friend

maybe read the last part of that m8
>and Langer already the coach so easily can put himself in

they're both saffers so probably something vulgar and racist

Talking about how bad the light is.

don't shit on the pitch

I was about to direct a homophobic slur towards you but then I realized Stokes would probably coward punch me so I'm going to refrain.

Your post doesn't make sense, is English your second language?

What is with this Stokes thing and him punching racists?

>taking lyon off because of the crowd jeering
ahahaha the absolute state of paine

based

honestly cant embrace england cricket team while joe root is captain, hes an absolute deano

punching homophobes

Why isn't Smith setting fields, Paine obviously has no fucking idea what he's doing

@95223087
>Still do better than others
Implies someone can do better than another
>and Langer is the coach so he can put himself in
Implies that Langer is the person who can do better and should put himself in the team to play
Fucking simple lad
Not giving a (You)

Smith is obviously shadow captain

He got drunk and decked a man who was backing away but it's ok because the man was a thought criminal who deserved it.

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link me to a story lad

So the whole post is talking about Langer? Should be "Still DOES better than the others" brainlet

not guilty thanks to a bit of shady prosecuting

haha, could do with a wicket here and maybe even a new thread
haha, would be pretty funny if it happened

Why don't you try simply googling "Ben Stokes decks man"?

cricket is the ultimate neet sport

cazzie central over here ladies
he got a year long ban for it and it's literally defined him

I think Starc will want to take some wickets here and stop leaking runs

is this grim
be honest lads

No becasue he currently isn't playing, so he would do better if he played
reatard

not even that guy but 'still do' refers to the plural of both langer and slater so it's correct. think it's time to stop posting mate

...

You can't change tenses like that mate

Don't follow other teams except Australia lad
not worth wasting my time desu, i just filter everything else out

Nice revisionist history Dermot

>he got a year long ban for it and it's literally defined him
Stokes was banned for 8 matches when the disciplinary hearing was held, at which point he had already missed 8 matches because he wasn't picked while the case was ongoing.
I think you must be thinking of steve smith

It was a big thing because he couldn't play in the ashes tour here

that's present tense, neither of them are still batting
Obviously I'm going to assume he means the batsman who's still playing

Oh no, Rainford-Shit is back