/cyc/ - Vuelta a España, Stage 13

>inb4 seething slovenian autist barge in again

He wouldn't have a chance against the Slovenian connection anyway.

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>using gears

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teehee I`m still the leader

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If the 39 years old drug cheat wins I am never watching the Vuelta ever again

>using bikes

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>using roads

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more peepee

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>using goys

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In that moment in time, he still wasn't in pain.

>using attacks

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>implying I'm not hugely excited for this stage

>using roads Netherlands 2050

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>using loneliness

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Never tested positive.

And you were still watching the Vuelta after this?

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>go to london
>jews actually go around dresses like that

based

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Same in New York.
It sure is a weird dress style.

same even here

>cows shit on those roads
>it's gonna rain making everything even more slippery

Who's gonna die today?

digits and it's Lopez

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Roglic forgets he's not a ski jumper anymore and jumps off a mountain side.

Brutal last climb

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>Who's gonna die today?
Please let it be Valverde.

Probably like that all over the world.
Never seen it here though.
I wonder how that dress style came into being.

He was a ski jumper?

Plenty of traction.

Imagine an Israeli team dressed like that in a Peloton.

That's a little-known fact, but he actually was. Before switching to road racing.

>using pedals

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After a lengthy court battle, Valverde was suspended for two years as part of the Operación Puerto blood doping investigation, but he returned to competition in 2012 upon completion of the ban. All his results from 2010 were stripped, including the overall win in the 2010 Tour de Romandie, and he did not compete in 2011.

*laughs in rain*

He never actually returned a positive test.

>having two wheels

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Neither did Lance.

I've never seen them dressed like that in Italy neither.

Would you dress like that in a country that invented fashion. Italians would laugh at them.

Lance did test positive in '99 and had to produce a backdated TUE.

one of the most obvious fraudulent wins ever, wonder when he's getting stripped

>tfw at next year's Olympics WADA is gonna start for genetic doping. After they will start testing for all samples up to 10 years back.

Lots of frauds to be discovered, it's gonna be juicy.

Digits for Can'tana

OK, you win this time Russia.

gilbo peepee best peepee

You can get of the bike and walk by it, right? I would do that on those steepest parts, it's surely faster than cycling

Will Valverde be there?

>Lots of frauds to be discovered, it's gonna be juicy.
You surely mean that lots of frauds discovered and promptly swept away to not bring negative publicity to the sport and lose sponsorship shekels.

Tour of Slovenia has already been this year, it's probably tour of Slovakia

This is some very obscure knowledge, thanks for sharing

>he won't defend his lombardia title

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ARU NOT STARTING

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why? to steep for him?

it's cow category

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Some muscle damage that doesn't allow him to recover well.

>muscle damage that doesn't allow him to recover well.
Anabolic steroids will fix that.

Aru VS Dumoulin VS Van Aert at the Paralympics next year is going to be awesome

inb4 Sir Christopher Froome cucks them

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absolutely punished

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you have to go back

cyclingweekly.com/news/racing/tour-of-britain/richard-carapaz-miss-tour-britain-denied-visa-436740

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>Sign Ineos
>Can't compete against them until he joins them

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ok Velogames is dead to me now

>using roads

twitter.com/lavuelta/status/1169928666358394882

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And now in the news.

cyclingnews.com/news/fabio-aru-abandons-vuelta-a-espana/

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lol this is retarded but imagine if they had a 2/3 lap finish there

Poels initiated breakaway. Finally Ineos day?

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LOL what's the point of that?

wut

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Based and Vueltapilled

9 DAYS UNTIL CF HAGEN WINS THE VUELTA

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Bit of fun for the riders. I wouldn't mind tbqh

how can Ineos buy literally everyone?

No UAE or Astana riders in the break, just one Movistar. BOOO its another all out on last climb stage

Latour will win and dab on the Evilos loosers

Quintana can attack today. Roglič will be more focused on Valverde and Lopez. But I think if Quintana does attack Lopez will follow

There aren't really opportunities to attack before the last climb and stay away. None of the climbs before that are hard enough to drop the domestiques.

Based and AG2Rpilled

vroomie looking better than ever. /cyc/ on suicide watch

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cabeza de carrera

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What the fuck happened to that guy?
Is he a former rider?

fucking finally, some action from De Gendt. wish it was Gegege instead of Poels though.

That's TdF podium material.

Wait Higuita is in the break as well, might be favourite then

¡Ay, caramba!

I have a feeling le breakaway man will finna pull a win

This thot could've been a podium thot all Vuelta. But thanks to cucked Spaniards she isn't.

Kek have you seen the final climb? He has zero chance

Then why did the break away specialist go in this break?

Bullfighting is OK but can't have podium thots.
What happened to you Spain.

There is never logic in anything De Gendt does

Reminder that you should recycle glass beer bottles by throwing them in the glass container

L'attaque de Quintana today lads

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thats cute

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Movistar sabotaged him

nice.

>constant whistling on commentary because of chaotic last minute organization at the finish line

Based Vuelta

Higuita finished with Lopez in the Andorra stage

>For me, it's ski jumping.

Netherlands bro, add this to compilation pls

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That's Michael Rasmussen

>Jumbo Pissma giving the break 15 minutes so Roglic has to fight off more contenders
BIG BRAIN

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mysterious shack

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Already capped the video but this picture is way better. Thx.

based

it's for shepherds I think. We have tons here in Provence but they have no use now

make sense. looks pretty cool too

what a mad lad

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More like another secret weed farm

marca.com/ciclismo/vuelta-espana/2019/09/03/5d6ec72746163fda3a8b458b.html

That seems pointlessly risky

Is this peak aero?

yeah. no aero gains too, because frontal surface is the same when you just tuck under the saddle

Morning from California, guys! Anything exciting so far?

RARE

wtf is this

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youtube.com/watch?v=HMvDTVQ4Goc

GOTTA GO FAST

>google "rampas inhumanas"
>first result is preview of this stage

Is fat ass Juan doing a preview of it? He won't make it to the top

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Just took out my sleeping bag bros. Summer's sadly gone, now is comfy time

He said it was the slowest he's ever been on a recon

>that autist stopping to do a penalty

hobo or just walloon ?

>implying

Nope even the normal position is better.

i have a camel hair blanket which is comfy at all temperatures under 25 degrees

Neither. Just like sleeping bag comfiness

Astana tactics!!

ATAQUE DE NUR-SULTAN

>sleeping bag
What kind of primitive accommodation you live in?

Hope Superman can take time off Roglic today, hes the only favourite who has riden los machucos before

Ah yes Belgium's hope and glory is still in the front Steff Cras. Thank goodness. Another Belgian win in the making

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A good one, I didn't notice that.

OVO what's this Tour of Britain (2.HC) starts tomorrow.
Here's startlist procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-britain/2019/gc/startlist

hello brainlets, just did 600km in the past 3 days while you were circlejerking and asking each other "how many points did ____ lose"
just came to say you're all retarded

good one

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Get back on the bike, Primoz

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yes but we wont loose the vuelta Primoz

nobody cares loser

>just came to say you're all retarded
you are amongst friends

THANKS JUAN

AND F

>tfw been sick for the last week and unable to ride

It's very simple, I shall give you a flowchart for De Gendt's mind:

Is there a breakaway -- YES -- > join it
|
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NO
|
v
Start one

Big brain Vino tactics

I just wanna see someone crash on the 25% part desu

Reminder that Roglic crashes more than Porte

SOON

Roglic is the good guy

evil digits go away

people said the same about Hitler

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Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Roglic is /ourguy/

we should support pogacar

i agree with you
pogacar is high iq choice

All Slovenians are of friend

Except for the butthurt bandwagoner babby, ofc

stop hating on Roglic, thank

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based and black&yellowpilled

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update your pics

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>Germanic
>Good
Pick one and only one, nobody fell for this meme.

Slovenians are gentle and modest. Plus Ljubljana is comfy af.

Encountered some club riders a few days ago, one of the old guys tried to have a small talk and recruit me to their club.

Good thing our routes separated a few hundred meters later.

>BOOMER NEXT DOOR STARTS MOWING HIS LAWN
AAAAAA I JUST WANNA WATCH MY COMFY STAGE FINISH

>astana actually bothering with this race even though they have no rider in top10

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I am supporting him because he was a former skijumper.

STOP

wut

it was probably the camping guy

excuse me?

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Didn't want to start off with that immediately
but based and redpilled

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It's good to have someone to compare yourself with.

based, hes just an autist wanting to live a simple life w his senpai

this man will crash, he doesn't count

This solo breakaway is impressive

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Hehehe, probably

I am a NEET, I am not social, also I don't even own a road bike (yet).
They probably saw me sprinting that uphill slope.

>they put apostrophe on z
>but not on c
lmao

it's an >peloton decides too late it wants to win stage

was about to write the same. looks like the peleton could still snatch it somehow

K E U T

Euskadi is roiding again arent they

>when you know your dad will choke in the final week

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they're going to catch the chase pack but I don't see them catching the cabeza

baby already wearing i love jumbovisma shirt

How is Cabeza holding this lead? Surely he will blow up

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LLS looks like a discount birdsong from the front

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Get ready for STEEP

At this point ourguy De Carrera must be running out of gas, and that final climb might just kill him.

Cabezakeks BTFO

>discount
Leon Sanchez is the better rider pleb

Could have led to something different in your neet life. Stop being such a loser.

it begins
already S T E E P as fuck lmao

GVA
V
A

Lopez will crash into a fan again.

Holy shit

dat Astana express train

MACHUCOS
MACHUCOS
MACHUCOS

Kino incoming, Quintana attack in 2km

S T E E P
T
E
E
P

BEAUTIFUL

IT'S TIME

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These guys look like they are going too hard too early. Deaths incoming

Hora de Los Machuchos les machucaren a los ciclistas

>Poels dropped

BRUNO
R
U
N
O

Saez ded

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Jesus Christ. S T E E P

BASED ADMIRAL

did you expect something else? this guy is a massive fraud. he'll never win anything again now that he is out of Ineos

>22%

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roglic will get dropped

WTF! The Cabaret de carerra guy changed his dress!

wtf, Higuita blocked by race car

VENGA SUPERMAN

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ATTAQUE

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A T T A Q U E

GREENTANA

QUINTANA ATTAQUE

>le slow motion attack man

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why the fuck cars allowed on this climb. it's narrow as fuck

QUINTANA

>Higuita

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A T A Q U E

NARIO ATTACKS WITH 0.5 KM MORE SPEED

HAPPENING

Kiiiiintana atttakchqueee

>Roglic isolated

the slowest god damn attack I've ever seen lol

>tfw too steep can't make the difference

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Now THAT was a proper goalkeeper

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STEEP

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cofidis guy having a stroke

>27%
Absolutely based

Oh fuck the Cabeza

STEEP

6km/h lelz

LATOUR
A
T
O
U
R

VAMOS VAMOS

Bruno's ded

>5 km left

These gradients are bananas.

Love the steep stuff when even the smallest gaps are many seconds.

wtf Latour on an e-bike

>Majka attack

POGACAR ATTAQUE

slavs will be btfo

kino

top right looks like a couple in a argument
>stand up Becca
>fuck off Dave, i dont care

Kelderman you idiot let the leader work

>Latour with that "fuck outta the way" wave
based
fuck motos

LATOUR in overdrive.

>JUMBO SHITMA

Based punished Latour

Good race by brambilla

>hate races
>my feet hurts
>stupid cycling
>had to climb up the mountain at 9am
>should've dump his ass

TEN SECONDS

Wheels really came off the Groupama rider.

Quintana dangling out front.

>Eurosport talking about Nairo Quintana winning just before the picture cuts and shows he only has 20 meters

Quintana reeled in after a couple minutes for the 100000000th time

lel

LOPEZ LAST

told you a few days ago that Pogi and Rogla will work together.

>Quintaner

dead can'tana

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Latour still looking good for the win

Ez mode for Roglic

SLOVENIA STRONK

based Pogacar

Pogacar would be really stupid if he does, he can podium if he races smart

Slovenia>Colombia

S

T

E

E

P

/AG2R/ reporting in

OH NO NO CAN'TANA IS KILL

>MAL

BASED sl-OVEN-ia

quintana dropped

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ROIDVENIANS AT IT AGAIN

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>the incorporated territory of quintana

Slovenian connection at work.

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cam on latour

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fug this climb is retarded steep

based Slovenian pact

BOOMERVERDE DROPPED
""""SUPERMAN""" LOPEZ DROPPED
SLOVENIANS TAKING THE STAGE

it's just too easy

Slovenebros, is this the effect of fucking up your unlimited swarms of great young ski jumpers - just turn them into cyclers?

nothing to worry about. Roglič and Pogačar will be pushed by fans and get extra time

Vuelta is over time to get hyped for the worlds.

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Lopez a shit

Latour gonna get BALKANIZED

Can't believe I would be shaking so hard at a cycling race.

>shitpez

yeeees

Gogo Roglic

It's good to have a nice glowing tube for this kind of climb. Helps a lot.

From what part of Slovenia are you, lads?

>MAL

im shaking on a couch now

NOOO IT WAS LATOURS STAGE

Lopez EXPOSED

Is Pogačar in white?

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NAIROBROS HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

>win two stages
>experts still can't pronounce your surname

extremely based stage

>astana

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nobody answered me. Is it PogAcar or PogacAr?

MASTERRACE

Slovenia strong

pogAchar

Based Bruyneel pronounces it right (Brajkovič taught him).

Surly this isn't suspicions right.

cheers

nah its our supreme genetic

>goes into maximum overdrive and closes a 7 minute gap only for their lead guy to completely job and lose another minute in GC

absolute fucking state of Astana
absolute fucking state of Colombians

do you come from the land down under?

more like ASStana

>Astana pulling like madmen in the peleton
>Lopez finishes a minute down

What did they mean by this

BASED PRIMOZ
>muh b-b-b-but he can't climb

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we clean
no asthmatics, no bloodbags here

Astana trying to out tactic movistar.

do we have all 3 jerseys now?

Not going to lie. This was better than a porno

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>making quintana cool down near roglic

Devilish

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Based Kirby sometimes gets it right, but Sean Kelly CANNOT do it and it's different every time

lopez is ahead of pogacar for now

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he doesnt get any name right doe

he really learned from Giro

Lopez is probably really tired of Slovenians by now, first the Giro and now this. What's next?

Such a tiny country. Just a small church, nothing but a sea as borders - and still two GC contenders?! What a wonder.

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They tried. Team did what they could. Lopez just didn't have it.

Kelly still can't pronounce Caja Rural right

>do you come from the land down under?
Yes, where women blow and men chunder.

He better not cuck me out of winning me a thousand kroner now

to prove that you are in fact from the land down nder, please post the requisite image expected of australian /cyc/ posters

Learning with >Yikes?

what is that, cycling on the ceiling?

poor. should have done better

cow category

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Unbelievable stage

kdje se vozi rogljic?

100% clean

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Based Slovenians working together and dabbing on Movistar/Astana

>post yfw Roglic cucks Tom on Jumbo next year

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based, i feel sorry now for not buying that swimming pillow at jumbo when i was at it...

danskjävel.gif

based Pogocar dabbing on Bernal

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My flag is Australian you cuck.

GC. Pogocar in white.

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UAE have Pogacar until 2023, there's no way they'll be able to keep without giving him a huge raise

Nice to see Roglic embracing his Marky Mark persona.

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cow category

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R E C Y C L I N G

Is Pogačar the only threat to Roglic right now?

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Hispanic fucking shits

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And look what happened to that Argentin dude (he landed up in jail a couple years back).

>Bernal still hasn't won a GC stage yet

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>mfw pogačar and roglič are like dončič and dragič

shameful display

Why put a sprint stage on a saturday?

Battle between a boomer and zoomer for the second place now.

FACT: SLOVENIANS ARE THE MOST POWERFUL RACE ON EARTH

NO YOU CANT RECLAIM SLOVENIA, AUSTRIA, YOU SON OF A BITCH.

How does that prove I'm an aussie.
You germans are weird, no wonder you krauts die in our deserts in the middle of summer every year.
I`m one of the guys who has to search and find your dead bodies.

Chain of Jumbo stores displacing Lidl in Slovenia when?

well, career wise he had it pretty good

so beyond the sea is austria? aren't you landlocked? or is the sea itself landlocked?

the term you are looking for is 'cucked'

>being a newfag

spurdo spardi, ikr :P

Let's press F for Aru. At least they show this graphics at the end of every stream.

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i survived australia la

>nb4 Pogacar cucks his dad, Roglic

this

In our parts, landlocked seas are called "lakes".

thought you were talking about austria

t b h I'd be ok with such development
It's, by all accounts, zoomer year

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tobi?

no

Tomorrows stage will be a break for the GC riders, definitely.
Any sprinters alive after today's stage?

Stage 15 and 16 will decide the Vuelta 2019 winner, back to back mountain finishes.

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k ( ._.)

i hope pogačar is dončič

But it looks like it will be definitely a Slovenian winning it, Pogacar and Roglic work better together in different teams than any of the Movistar riders.

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how is that funny

>not finding spaghetti being dropped everywhere funny

No fun allowed

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you didn't see Quintana and Valverde attacking and chasing each other today?

nobody dropped spaghetti, you casual. roglic was always going to win this. he should have won the giro and he could probably win the tour next year.

quintana the choker and 40 year old doper... wow its fucking nothing.

he'll even win ski jumping world cup

Someone is sour

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I can guarantee you this summer I'll have to drive into the middle of nowhere to rescue or find dead bodies of japs or krauts on the side of some out of the way bush track that hardly anyone drives on. Why can't you foreigners stick to the coast where the nice beaches are.

Still better than german scat fetish.

im slovenian diaspora. i couldnt be happier right now. enjoy having no german success in anything lmao.

M8, we have a water crisis down here. Everyone's in bear gryllz mode.

i hope you get paid
i bring scared/injured/dead people from the mountains as a volunteer. i only get one piece of alpine equipment for free from the alpine association each year. But it's interesting.

Pogocar was better domestique for Roglic today than any of Pissma shitters.

funky hat

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don't ask me
retards want some c00l of th beaten track stories so they can claim to so wild and creative.
i had no ambition to look at red dust and shrubs so i stayed at reasonable places

looks a little like Kekec

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My bad, but they're just so easy to mug.

Well, it's not like they could have kept it up, I bet Kruijswijk would have been dropped early as well with those super steep climbs.

This year it has always been a harmonizing duo to dominate the rest of the GC contenders.

Carapaz, Landa
Bernal, Geraint
and now Roglic, Pogacar

I`m a Northern Territory Ranger so I get paid whether I sit in my comfy aircon office or have to drive for hours in a hot desert. I`d rather sit in my office thank you with some coldies in the fridge.

do you loot their bodies

I am a Chinese diaspora :-DDD

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Being slowly cooked alive with no water is no way to be wild and creative.

Enjoy your dog meat

>tfw top voted comment on national news site
>"just like true slovenes, one is red, the other white, ha ha...."
ay caramba

Isn't that shit the stuff in those cans that German traffickers pack their "off goods" into?

No lol.
Dead bodies laying in the heat for days is one of the most disgusting smells ever. You just want to vomit, never get used to it. I only look for identification on their person and call in an ambo to deal with the body. If it's too far away a helicopter comes and they tie the body bag on the outside because no one wants that smell in the helicopter.

How do you reclaim something that yours?

Have never tried.

I am more into sea food.

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>How do you reclaim something that yours?
indeed

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Hmm, suddenly two jokers from the same shady country make a mockery out of the Vuelta. Reminds me of something...

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>both Roglic and Pogacar actually crashed in stage 1

Topkek, they would be even further ahead without that.

At least it is not a Brit/American

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I made something called "povitica" to honour our Slovenian overlords and also mohoric
Bless you primoz

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that crash only made them MOTIVATED

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too bad Mohoric is such a brainlet

That's his best feature! Those 0iq attacks are always pure kino.

ACKCHUALLY that dude usually posted John West Salmon, not tuna

THE RACE WAS LOST
THE CONTRACT SIGNED
I USED TO SMILE
BUT NEVERMIND

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I hope you used nuts

Še vedno peče. Pa da so zarad ns bli oproščeni nacizma na mednarodnem sodišču...

>tfw we'll never see Fabio and his Astana mates destroy big Tom ever again

This jersey looks really good

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Even faster than Contador 2 years ago kek

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Tell me about Pogacar, why does he wear the hat?

Walnuts

Slovenian special forces.

Lotta loyalty for a hired gun

It was raining in 2017 tbf

Contador was solo though, and past his prime.

:)

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>swim

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Sir Cristopher Froome (who broke his neck, femur, elbow and ribs, and lost 10 pints of blood, and nearly died during 22-hours surgery) was back on his bike in a week. And this lazy amigo spent 2 months in a wheelchair because of a bruised leg. Pathetic.

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Now that the dust has settled, how did the slovenians get away when they busted the austrian dopers ??

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based

bump

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Dr. Pozzovivo has been released from hospital

wonder if he'll ride again

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cute

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MVDP is a fraud. Tadej Bernal is the real deal

>THE OLD AND THE NEW VELOGAMES CHAMPION OF 4CHANNEL

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>still can't get on podium
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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It's obvious by now that his "accident" was a shadow doping ban

i think there were some slovenians on the Bahrain team caught up, no?

>

>tfw we'll never see Astana win a grand tour again

>soon

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sadly, unless Lopez learns to TT since they dont have the funds to compete with the top spenders anymore.

No no no such thing

Hey guys!!!

Let's do a /cyc/ meet up next year at one of the grand tours. Preferrably at an alp stage of the tour.
Party with like minded folks and getting drunk in mature.
Who's in?

Turn off the proxy Nigel. Stop giving us a bad name

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Why am i giving us a bad name???
Also sorry Bruder.
Ich bin so deutsch wie Kartoffeln, Sauerkraut und Weizen in Lederhosen. Ich bin äußerst beleidigt dass du mich für einen dreckigen Engländer hällst.
Dafür ist mein Opa nicht in Stalingrad gestorben!

you're not getting my organs hans

I'm going anyway next year with a camper. Bocht 7

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im already putting together a playlist for tdf threads

alright see you guys at the giro

We need a huge /TdF/ meme in bocht 7 desu

Dutch people listen to jebroer all the time

youtube.com/watch?v=JbzzUBjo5o8

Last time they didn't even broadcast bocht 7

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How the fuck am I noticing the resemblance just now?

youtube.com/watch?v=MTVnMO6cRfg

Primooz Roozjlik